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Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:21:40 2015 No.14132044 [Reply] [Original]

You see this when you wake up. What do you do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:24:00 2015 No.14132049 Aaah, a burglar! Attack!

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:25:34 2015 No.14132059 Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:33:19 2015 No.14132089 offer to brush her hair and converse with her about how I ended up in gensokyo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:34:39 2015 No.14132093 offer to brush her hair, converse about how I ended up in gensokyo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:35:18 2015 No.14132098 >>14132044 Time to have that happy white family I've always wanted

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:35:49 2015 No.14132100 >>14132089 But what if it was she who ended up here?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:37:00 2015 No.14132107 >>14132044 Spank her.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:39:24 2015 No.14132123 File: 346 KB, 1260x1080, reimu53265926298.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132059 So you'd go for a little spin just to face her again and then leave?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:39:55 2015 No.14132126 >>14132100 >But what if it was she who ended up here? I would weep for her

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 14:50:07 2015 No.14132164 File: 248 KB, 600x848, remilia762389523.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Oh my, there's another one at the door. What happens now?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:12:50 2015 No.14132233 >>14132123 I would hate to be that guy who kills the joke, but yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:20:14 2015 No.14132258 >>14132164 >Save the white race with Marisa >Become an immortal vampire with remilia Difficult choices

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:26:01 2015 No.14132273 Hey idiots, Burning Meiling 6 on Nicovideo

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:26:24 2015 No.14132275 File: 151 KB, 850x982, renko5625682643.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132233 Whatever floats your boat.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:38:52 2015 No.14132311 Tell her I did nothing wrong.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:46:56 2015 No.14132335 mmh i would probably just smile (while trying to remember what had happened the night before)

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 15:59:26 2015 No.14132373 >>14132273 link I'm too lazy to even go on nico and search right now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:00:21 2015 No.14132381 >>14132044 Give her a bowl of eggs. Tell her she doesn't have to tell me what happened, but she has to eat ALL the eggs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:12:43 2015 No.14132428 File: 204 KB, 900x736, 65268579.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132381 Go on...

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:18:23 2015 No.14132450 >>14132381 And then just as she is about to put an egg in her mouth, you're like, I meant with your lower lips.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:27:14 2015 No.14132476 File: 447 KB, 850x786, 143952483869.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Think about what the hell I did last night and how I ended up with Marisa in my bed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:31:56 2015 No.14132495 File: 192 KB, 568x672, marisa532653298.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132450 That's ingenious. Indeed.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 16:52:26 2015 No.14132574 >>14132428 This is a /r9k/ meme from 2012-2013. The OP was "what would you do if you woke up next to a girl who drank too much", one of the anons replied he'd make her eat lots of eggs to cure her hangover and everyone started spamming it

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:22:57 2015 No.14132665 File: 210 KB, 970x1139, eggs.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132574

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:40:22 2015 No.14132745 >>14132044 Impregnate. Anything that doesn't end in impregnation has no effect on my dick.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:51:32 2015 No.14132784 >>14132044 smell her hair, armpits, and pussy. Back when I had a gf that's what I would do all the time on my day off when we just snuggled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 17:58:09 2015 No.14132811 >>14132745 same tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:35:09 2015 No.14132965 I'm really bad in the mornings so I'd probably assume it's a dream and hug her or lay down on her thighs or something.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:43:08 2015 No.14132992 Good things don't happen. It's either a trap or its a crazy bitch. Hold her at gunpoint while I call the police. Pull the trigger if it tries to leave.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:46:15 2015 No.14133008 File: 413 KB, 1280x720, 1438620556822.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would never be lucky enough to wake up next to a cute girl.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 18:57:38 2015 No.14133056 Glance out the window at the UFO floating on the horizon. Then take another look at Marisa. Then look back to the UFO that's now making impossible maneuvers in the air and wake up. Every time. Stupid UFO.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:03:10 2015 No.14133077 >>14133056 Does this mean Marisa is an alien?

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Wed Sep 23 19:05:47 2015 No.14133089 >>14132164 Back to bed is it, even when its still bright outside. Wait for her to fall sleep and fondle her belly during several hours.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:06:32 2015 No.14133092 File: 35 KB, 244x269, 13524348536022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133089

Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:08:27 2015 No.14133104

>>14132044
Punch it in the face, then realize what happened, then grab whatever magical thingamajig it has brought with it and jury-rig it into a weapon of some sort, then run for any kind of escape from the God-forsaken place that is Gensokyo, i'l know that i'm running fast enough when i notice blueshift.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:56:06 2015 No.14133310 File: 680 KB, 1240x798, 1439654695273.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'd sleep with Reimu instead.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 19:59:06 2015 No.14133319 File: 1.58 MB, 1400x1200, 1433185812309.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132044 I ask her where is the dork.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:04:10 2015 No.14133349 File: 48 KB, 437x392, 1410997755115.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133310 Naice... Naice.....

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:16:14 2015 No.14133398 >>14133349 Fuck Off

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:21:56 2015 No.14133411 Hugs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:34:48 2015 No.14133460 >>14132273 Oh shit! For real! You are not trolling?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 20:38:00 2015 No.14133471 File: 1.10 MB, 1200x1920, 1f5c36eb25b571536f245fc014b515e9.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132044 "Ohio. . ." then I blush as I smell a girl for the first time in a long while and try to ask how we ended up like this

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:07:38 2015 No.14133594 >>14132044 dick into pit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:09:27 2015 No.14133602 File: 163 KB, 442x450, 1367077335585.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133398 You seem upset.. What's the matter, dudester?

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:16:33 2015 No.14133625 Yes! Its really here! http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm27222393

>>	Anonymous Wed Sep 23 21:22:09 2015 No.14133643 >>14132098 >marisa >white

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 00:30:13 2015 No.14134265 >>14133643 Wasn't aware Maritsa was Argentinian

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:43:06 2015 No.14135285 File: 962 KB, 760x1111, 1b90180af65054da060d3a6da4b0c177.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14133643 Only Alice is purer than Marisa.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:44:34 2015 No.14135286 >>14132044 Bitch, I've done you on Lunatic. It's rape time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 06:55:53 2015 No.14135301 >>14132044 Wake up for real, this time. I'm obviously dreaming.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 08:46:04 2015 No.14135563 File: 1.90 MB, 1088x1375, Patche Pillow.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132044 Ask her where Patchouli is.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 11:33:38 2015 No.14135902 >>14132044 wake up for the second time

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 13:50:08 2015 No.14136290 >>14132044 Immediately proceed to drive this burglar Marisa out of my house in a danmaku battle, while also making the effort to recover any of my stolen items from her. She doesn't seem to be holding anything, however; could it be my heart?..

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 14:11:37 2015 No.14136371 That would be embarrassing as HECK, I usually wake up with an erection where I want to or not

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:01:34 2015 No.14136536 >>14132044 snuggle

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:44:09 2015 No.14136656 >>14132044 >>14132164 >>14133310 >>14133319 Bed wetters, all of them.

>>	Anonymous Thu Sep 24 15:47:00 2015 No.14136666 File: 410 KB, 425x600, 1424858606823.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>14132044 I don't even bother wondering how this happened, I just accept my new life.

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