/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Wow, she sure drank a lot.

Yeah, who drinks so much that their belly becomes distended? That's insane, and probably dangerous.

she got drawn by a horrible artist?

>>13927655
I guess oni must be able to stretch.

This is one of the reasons why doing alcohol enemas with Suika's gourd is never a good idea.

>>13929368
Is the art really that bad? I don't know much about drawing but I'm trying to learn. Please explain what they did wrong?

>>13931093
There is very little wrong with it, it is just /jp/ having impossible high standards in art needs that only two or three artists can fulfill.

>>13927655
>>13931060
Onis are not balloons. Don't pop the oni.

>>13931106
>very little wrong with it
kill yourself

>>13931231
I'm not going to.
I just want to see how far we can go.

>>13926924
Is there anything more embarassing and disgusting than these roleplaying threads? They all feel like they're done by the same autist.

>>13932067
It's OK. Because the process to arriving to entertainment is paved with strange non-intuitive steps.
The conquering of embarrassment and awkwardness is the first step.

>>13926924
But you weren't drunk?

What you did was rape. You raped Suika.

>>13926924
Velard for fuck's sake

>>13932577
HONK HONK

>>13935272

>>13926924
Your penis survived the contractions of her oni pussy?

>>13926924
I keep thinking this is a sticky

>>13935302

Powerful oni pussy is probably the only sort of pussy that could possibly stimulate a /jp/ NEET who deathgrip masturbates his hole-wrecking chub penis lazily through his sweatpants.

>>13935315
its as important as one

>>13931645
nothing wrong with that

>>13926924

insemination is the fun part but everything goes to shit after that. belly is a nightmare.

Man fuck this board

>>13936313
preggo chicks are the best

>>13936326

its fun because of the primal thrill of reproduction but after you've done it, the high is gone, and you've got tens of thousands of dollars to pay over nearly two decades. probably a lot more for medical, since the kid will have fetal alcohol syndrome.

Daily reminder that you need to stay away from my girl

>>13936470
Oni kids are resistant to FAS.

>>13936526
But I already impregnated her. The deed is done.

Suika would be perfect for cuddling if it weren't for those damnable horns.

>>13936526
>your girl

In what fucking dimension?

>>13937072

>>13937461
I wonder what the other oni would think if one of their own willingly sawed off her horns in order to be with a human male.

>>13936313
>belly is a nightmare.
that the best part tard, the worst is what comes from it

>>13937494
So, Kasen?

>>13937572
They're just tiny horns, like Seija's.

>>13937582

Does she cover them up because she is insecure about them?

>>13937613
That's cute. Kasen is cute!

>>13937613
I guess so. Compared to other onis, Kasen's horns might not be very impressive.

>>13926924

Would Suika make a good wife?

>>13939047
Only if you want a drunkard wife who likes getting into fights.

>>13939047
Yes!

>>13939071
Would you want a drunkard wife who likes getting into fights?

>>13937558
>not wanting an awesome oni son to teach baseball and raise into a respectable young man with a bit of a wild side from his mama
>not wanting a cute oni daughter to brush her hair and tie ribbons on her horns
>not wanting to give your wife a neck ride around town

>>13937414
The second one

>>13939191
Fuck off back to /mgg/

>>13926924
DID SHE EAT A BABY OR SOMETHING!?

>>13926924
Looks like she'd better cut down on the sake.

>>13939191
Oh for fuck's sake I filtered you goddamn sperglords, go away

>>13926924
Hmmm, I now wonder how much Sake it takes for her to get that big

>>13951600
Seems to be somewhere from 1 1/2 to 2 gallons just by eyeballing it.

Definitely looks like she'd be able to get bigger though. She's perfectly comfortable with the size she's at.

>>13951635
I imagine oni and youkai can stretch, which Suika uses to her advantage with that endless gourd of hers

>>13951635
Twice the amount of that would probably look really nice as well and on top of that she'd not even be slightly ashamed about it. Not that many beings could drink her under the table after all.

>>13952111
Big Sloshing Suika Belly!

>>13952136
It should at least be filled up enough to be nicely audible just from having her walk around.

>>13952186
You mean stumble around, just prey she never challenges you to a drinking contest

>>13952238
Good point. She might be very powerful but being full to such a degree would make moving around fairly difficult even for her. If she were to be able to actually catch up with anyone's footspeed in that state or not is a whole different story.

>>13931093
>>13931106
Dude look at that belly. It's huge.

>>13952286
Flying, she's not going to be turned down so easy.
Just gotta hope she's already pre-gamed for you to have even a hope of winning

>>13952403
If one were to find themselves in that situation it would probably for the best to try and bargain with her. Offering her a bottle of booze or two and serving it to her might calm her down some to the point where a little sweet talking could diffuse the situation greatly. And if things weren't good enough then already her belly would get even more swollen than it'd already be.

>>13952436
True, it'd certainly throw her off balance, although what you're trying to sweet talk her into doing is another thing.

>>13952473
Touching would most definitely be prohibited and dangerous to attempt. However when giving her a little something to sip on here and there might be the best time to get some sneaky stares at her massively distended water belly(can't really call it a beer gut if it's big from being so full rather than fattened, right?) going on while she's busy enjoying herself. There shouldn't be any problems as long as he doesn't catch one looking at her like that.

>>13952186
A container completely filled with liquid doesn't "slosh" or make noise. If you put more liquid in her stomach after she's full she would just continue to stretch until she pops.

>>13952544
I can see that being a point that would be crossed very early on but since Gensokyo is already known for having all sorts of nonsensical magical elements and inhabitants to it there might as well be a way for her intestines to work in a way that would make it possible for some noise to still get through.

>>13952529
Ah, but what if she did?
I imagine that she'd be pretty inebriated at the time, not that it really changes things, and would probably start teasing the poor guy and calling him a weirdo, although she may let him get a touch or two if he gets her some more of the good stuff

expand hou

>>13952669
With all the drinking they do it's bound to happen, alcoholics the lot of them.

>>13952669
For some reason I just love the expression "expand hou"

>>13952642
By the look of things there might only be a little bit to drink left meaning the (un)lucky person would have to go buy some new alcohol which would cause Suika to get very impatient and ready to fly off to get some more amusement elsewhere. However after a small liftoff she would be likely to crash down along with all the new extra weight she has amassed due to her incredible drunkeness at that point giving host another chance at more companion time.

>>13952727
Well, I'm sure she'd be more than ready to drown her sorrows in whatever goods he brought back, letting him wonder why a few chairs are overturned and why her expression is a bit sour.
Still, a promise is a promise and she's have to let him feel that taut tummy up as she drinks

>>13952753
While waiting for new liquor to arrive Suika realizes the sort of physical situation she has put herself in that day, unable to remember when she was this unthinkably drunk the last time if ever. Looking down at her now ball-shaped stomach that dwarfs the rest of her otherwise petite figure inspires a feeling of accomplishment and pride in the liquor loving oni girl. Hoping for the stranger to come back soon she spots the one sake bottle she hasn't quite finished up yet. Leaning forward to grab it almost causes her to throw up, much to her chagrin. Quickly leaning back again to give her ballooned out midsection the required breathing space she decides to use her immobile waiting time for taking it slowly with the leftovers, watching and feeling her belly expand with every little chug. The new and unfamiliar excitement grows as much as the slowly creeping in discomfort of being this inhumanly inflated. The nasuea of the near-puking from earlier and the ever increasing need to pee make it a big struggle for her to keep her water though the feeling of pressure inside her expanding her stomach is ultimately so rewarding for her that she decides to not give up and hopefully finish up whatever liquid reinforcements will arive soon. "There is no other way any other oni ever managed to down this much", she thinks to herself as she is gently patting her waterballoon tummy.

That's goint to be it of this buffoonish fetish talk for now. I'm all out of ideas and in dire need of some sleeping time. I'm hoping this is somehow enjoyable in the same way that one thread managed to be that was continued in the archive.

>>13952696
You can end just about anything in -hou and have it sound amusing.

>>13953033
not the same guy from the other perv story thread btw

>>13953033
Belly rubs as a reward.

>you will never rest your head on a 2hu's huge, swollen stomach, rubbing her soft warm belly as it gurgles softly

>>13931093
No, the artist is just really ugly.

>>13953870
Yeah, that would be Wanderful

>>13953870
That is a soft wolf I can get behind.

>>13953291
Rub Suika belly.

>>13939191
>>13953870
Who are you quoting?

So many Touhous with herniated stomachs....
It's a fucking epidemic! The hell...?

>>13957926
I blame the alcohol

>>13958207
the most likely cultprit, all things considered

>>13963660
Yep, they drink their fill and then stagger around with bellies filled to the brim with beer

I am ashamed to be on the same board that this thread occupies.

>>13926924
Pregnant?

>>13963997
quite a sight that'd be

>>13970992
Yeah, better be careful or they'll kill your live, 2hus are immune to such things.

>>13971988
immune to what?

>>13974103
Alcohol poisoning and liver failure, meaning they can drink as much as they want

>>13976853
You wouldn't be able to get drunk if you were immune to alcohol poisoning. It's called an intoxicant for a reason.

>>13977201
Youkai magic

>>13977206
They could get piss drunk and then cast from that too prevent any further damages or reactions beyond what's comfortable.

>>13977290
Pretty much.
An anon would be all alone amidst a horde of drunk 2hus filled to the brim with Sake

>>13977322
Having them be tipsy sounds like they'd be more likely to lose any sense of manner and generally being more prone to agression. Probably for the best to keep distance in such a situation. A fragile human annoying the shit out of a bunch of youkai sounds far from safe.

>>13977434
>>13977434
Eh, it also lessens inhibitions and a sufficiently tipsy Yuugi just may carry off an Anon for some stress relief

>>13977434
Drunk 2hus are pretty rude, especially when they drank sake from cups made by onis.

>>13977479
>Eh, it also lessens inhibitions
Also very possible. Still would be a weird situation to have them catch the person staring at their bellies like that. Could cause them to violently gang up on the unlucky guy.

>a sufficiently tipsy Yuugi just may carry off an Anon for some stress relief
That's only one gal but likely just as dangerous if things go too far. I could see her being a bit more likey to be flirty in that situation than the rest of the cast.

Reminder that Onis love fighters and therefore Suika will never love you unless if you can play IaMP or Soku well.

>>13982453
What about SWR? Will she be impresed if I finish my spellcard collection?

>>13982477
That's ok too but she'll tease you for playing the outdated version.

>>13982453
I used to beat the crap out of people in gas station parking lots. Does that count?

>>13982511
Depends on the reason. She won't like it if it's for a despicable reason.

>>13937558

r u i n e d

p h y s i q u e

>>13982535
Would "to test his strength" be a despicable reason?

>>13982453
Does being mediocre at Street Fighter count for anything?

Gois Dunt wery Ey Bret A hangr

>>13926924

epsilon babies hooray

>>13982545
improved physique

>>13986403
Beer bloated 2hus

>>13988065
they've gotta pass the time somehow

>>13977504
looks like the typical reimu and marisa behavior to me

>>13953870
fatty

>>13991558
I'm going to rub her belly and you can't stop me!

>>13952669
That's the best kind!

>>13956942
slap Suika belly

>>13982453
Does anyone outside of /v/ even play that game anymore?

>>13991811
C-can I join you?

>>13997764
Sorry anon, this AWOOOO is mine, you'll need to find you own elsewhere

>>13998179
There's plenty to choose from.

>>13998268
I'd rub Marisa's belly too, I may even tease her over it.

>>13998469
that's appropriate

>>13998511
That NEET is looking pretty soft.
I wanna cuddle her.

>>13998567
understandable

>>13998614
A squishy NEET is a good NEET.
The best for snuggling and watching shows with.

>>13999651
>A squishy NEET is a good NEET.
Also very likely to end up being too squishy due to lifestyle choices. Something to keep an eye on for sure.

>>13999783
She'll never be too squishy for me!

>>13999797
I suppose that's fine too.

Holy shit. You all like anime.

>>13999850
HORY SHEEEEEEEET

>>13999850
and GAY MEN

>>13999836
I will hug all the squishy 2hus!
No matter who they may be!

>>13999878
That's ok. The liquid inflated ones have to be handled with more care.

>>13999888
Hey, I can be just as gentle with the one's who's sloshing bellies are filled to bursting with drink!
I just need to get ready.

>>13999896
don't we all

>>13926924
Why she is hiding watermelon in her stomach?

>>14000460
An efficient way of stealing it, maybe?

I would not want to see the chromosome count of that thing when it comes out

>>14001742
Also an easy way to store it

>>14003618
She sould be storing them in there more often then.

>>14003618
there are less cumbersome methods of doing that though

>>14004256
Yeah but those are less fun

>>14004311
That I can agree on. Bigger watermelons tend to be more oblong in shape though so she better find something else to play around with.

>>13939130
Most of /jp/ would be fine with just about anything as long as it is female.

>>13998567
not so soft anymore

>>14010076
Guess I just need to slap the water belly.

>>14010093
The fuller they get the harder they need to be slapped.

>>14010377
I want to play a Suika's beer belly like a drum

>>14010687
It can probably take a fair bit of abuse like that.

>>14010787
I know, that's why I'll play it as she drinks.

>>14010875
Probably the best way to go about it. Gotta keep getting the most out such a situation before she becomes bored by it or decides to do it herself.

>>14010893
I kind of want to know how much Suika can drink before even she has to call it quits.

>>14011095
Canon doesn't seem to indicate that she's drinking amounts as excessive as we'd wish but she still should be able to down a a bit more than a human could. Also she could steadily increase her max capacity bit by bit if she were to become interested in seeing how far she can fill herself up with booze.

>>14011131
Guess we'd need to get to work with her, training till she's got a big, sloshing belly.

Just empty and entire keg into her.

>>14011140
She would probably even get into that on her own if she's in a situation where should would attempt to drink a ton. Something like a dare or an offer of exotic alcoholic beverages she hasn't tried yet.

>>14011155
Then I'd just need to find her more and more alchohol she's never had before in larger and larger quantities.
She's going to have a belly of beer that fills her lap when I'm done!
I'll carry her home if she's too drunk to walk/fly though.

>>14011165
She'd have to move out of the shrine for that anyway and move in with the outside villager anyway since she would be just in the way of things in that sort of state. Furthermore if she is aiming to be the most powerful drinker in the realm she might as well one up herself from being constantly smashed to being constantly filled with liters of the good stuff.

>>14011190
forgot the image file

>>14011190
I'd be Ok with that, Reimu probably would too because Suika would be out of her hair.
I'd keep the constantly topped off oni supplied with the good stuff as we work to make her the biggest drinker in all of Gensokyo!

Glad there was a suika thread for my birthday

>>14011198
Her new landlord may have to take on a second or at least more lucrative job to constantly supply more drinks though well all know that's very well worth it.

>>14011235
have a good one

Man I just want to touch and kiss and lick her belly.

>>14011240
Worth it, she'd be able to have kegs of saki at a time to slake her thirst!
An endless array of drinks to down until she's happy and full.

>>14011252
women stomachs are the best thing ever

>>14011247
Thanks dude
Its just another day but its an excuse to do things

I just got this sudden and strange desire to be an oni fetus inside Suika's womb so I could be inside her and kick and touch the inside of her belly.

>>14011235
Happy birfday dude!

>>14011255
Suika is far from inactive so she probably won't be trying to reach her limit every time for mobilities' sake. A little under a gallon on her more active days(which should still prove to be quite the encumbrance) where she goes after her usual physical activities and on her lazy days she could just sit down and keep drinking till she can't take no more, spending the day that way.

>>14011265
Also a good opportunity to make some small goals. Stuff like working out regularly or learning a new language or whatever.

>>14011330
a day rubbing Suika's belly as she drink to her limit would be nice, listening to it gurgle and slosh would be wonderful and all the thanks I'd need for giving her board and beer.

Anyone else want to rub their penis on her belly until they cum?

>>14011357
All fine as long as one were to be on board with it to 100% since she'd grow quite obsessed, demanding constant admiration and assistance for times where she can't move as well on her own due to massive amounts of various liquids she'll have inside her.

>>14011413
Of course I'd always be ready, although one needs to hope she doesn't go whole hog and demand that she spends an entire day drinking till even I can't move her.

I'd be impressed of course but if she's stuck like that then...well...
I don't know if I'd be able to hold back.

>>14011427
Mercy be on her poor bladder if she wants to keep this up without a break. She'll have to go eventually and some daily planning ahead would be required to keep her stomach from going empty of drinks. She'd better get her lips ready on her gourd in that situation and start swallowing even if it may hurt a bit just to be on the safe side of things.

>>14011471
She just better hope she doesn't get greedy while I'm out and get stuck with the gourd in her lips and no way to remove it.

I may come home to quite a surprise that day, and I'd be gone for quite a while.

>>14011489
An extra amount of attention would have to go her way that day.

In order to show off the results of her drinking skills to her buddy the best she would have to exercise to keep her stomach and the rest of her body from fattening up in places due to all the wines and beers she must keep running down her throat since her belly would show the nicest if the rest of her body stayed as skinny and in shape as it is. A traditional beergut wouldn't be much of her liking either since it doesn't show all the bulging going on with it that well either.

Is Suika's breast milk alcoholic?

>>14011669
She lactates white russians.

>>14011669
That's not unlikely. Especially if she keeps gulping down as much and constantly as she'd do in this scenario.