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13861967 No.13861967 [Reply] [Original]

Youmu lost her house!

What do you do?

>> No.13861977

>>13861967

Inviter her over and fuck her.

She has to pay for her own food, part of the rent and house expenses though.

>> No.13861981
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>>13861977

>> No.13861989

>>13861981
yes. it's less uncomfortable to fuck someone stupid, stupid

>> No.13862017

>>13861967
Cute pic! Can't help thinking it looks as though she's taking a shit in the box, however.

Stupid dork.. So how did she lose her house?

>> No.13862021

>>13861977
Why can't she pay you in sex?

>> No.13862025

>>13862021

The bills ain't payin' themselves, you know.

She gives me sex for letting her stay anyway. Then she has to pay her fuckin' part.

>> No.13862027

>>13862025
Does she get a discount for the sex she delivers?

>> No.13862031
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>>13862027

Yeah, dudebro.

I can cook for her.

I'm a freakin' naice cook.

>> No.13862056

>>13861967
fuck her :D

>> No.13862158
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DANBOORU は MAI HOMU

>> No.13862172

>>13861967
this cock wont suck itself. also you are cooking for me now bitch

>> No.13862179
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Post more Youmu

>> No.13862181

>>13861967
Take her to my place and let her stay as long as she likes. She could care for my plants while she's here, also.

>> No.13862185
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>>13862158

>> No.13862191

I'd let her stay in my house. If I can pat her head for hours!

>> No.13862216

>>13862191
I'd snuggle the living shit out of that dork.

>> No.13862242 [DELETED] 

>>13861967
>What do you do?
Tell you to fuck off to /a/, /v/ and /b/ with your stupid memetic question and answers format threads.

>> No.13862295
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13862295

I have sex with youmu every day, so it's okay if she lives in my house with me. I will get her pregnant and marry her.

>> No.13862360

>>13862216
Well I'd cuddle her and maybe even hold her hand!

>> No.13862383
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>>13862360
L-lewd

>> No.13862944

Where's Yuyuko?

>> No.13862994

>>13862944
She has a boyfriend now. A chef.

>> No.13864020

>>13861967
fug her

>> No.13864023

>>13864020
push her on her back and fug her

>> No.13864700
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Youmu lost her clothes!

>> No.13864707

>>13861967
Steal her box

>> No.13864711

>>13864707
You are a mean person.

>> No.13864771

>>13864711
Maybe she'll think twice before misplacing her house next time

>> No.13866129
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>> No.13866413

I'd make her eat all of the eggs in the bowl.

>> No.13866429

>>13861967

I'll call Yuyuko, she can probably solve this problem better than me.

>> No.13866506

>>13862158
I liked that video.

>> No.13866578

>>13862025
invite her , give her one of the 3 free rooms , she don't have to pay a thing couse she is cute and i'm rich as a pilot... so i'm too awesome to push her down , with time she will come and get it herself... hopefully

>> No.13866589
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>>13866578
ups sorry i forgot to post Youmu...

>> No.13867057
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>> No.13867060
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she is big dork

>> No.13867064
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>>13866589
>>13867057
>>13867060

Naice...

Naice......

This is my kind of thread, man.

>> No.13867067 [SPOILER] 
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>> No.13867071

>>13867067

Why did you spoiler this?

There are no nipples and no one here has a fucking job.

>> No.13867076

>>13867071
Mods likes to delete things

>> No.13867080

>>13867076

Anyone deleting that would be fucking gay, man.

>> No.13867123

>>13861967

Let her stay with me for as long as she needs to.

>> No.13867135 [DELETED] 

>>13867080
Hence the spoilered image.

>> No.13867789
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I want to violently fuck Youmu in a swimsuit!

>> No.13868367

I heard from /a/ that Youmu is a boy

>> No.13870073
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13870073

Youmu is ready to reproduce with you.

>> No.13870142

>>13870073
Why did they even bother coloring that? It's so poor in quality. Everything about it is fucked.

>> No.13870149

>>13870142
the myon is okay

>> No.13870204
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>>13861967
I like this artist, dedicate his drawings to Youmu and is a Youmufag like me.

>> No.13871561

>>13870073
IT'S ALIIIIIIIVE

>> No.13872014
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>>13870073

I don't liek huge breasts, dude.

That is fucking turning me off.

>> No.13872797

Youmu swings her sword like a huge dork in Soku
She should dedicate herself to kickboxing

>> No.13875661

>>13861967
As if she would be the one getting kicked out, and not Yuyuko.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXoEo4AVc1s

>> No.13875671

>>13872014
I thought you had an oedipus complex

>> No.13875677
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>>13870073
My body is ready
Let the breeding commence!

>> No.13875742

>>13875661
Ok, well the Yuyuko/Youmu part really begins at part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCkoSVJcEOY

>> No.13875810

>>13861967
Close the box with her inside, take it to my room and forget that a dork has been there for like half a year, like i do with everything i find.

>> No.13875817

>>13868367
/a/ is a bunch of faggots, they call her a boy so that they can masturbate to her.

>> No.13876759

>>13861967
Trick her, drug her, fuck her and sell her organs on the black market.

>> No.13877238
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>>13875671

Yeah, I do, dudester.

But I don't like huge breasts on some characters.

Like, for example, huge breasts on Eirin are a freakin' HARD-ON!

But on Youmu? Nah.... man, that shiet's not gonna fly.

Ya feelin' me?

>> No.13878890

I want Youmu to take my spring by force!

>> No.13878949

>>13864700
YOU lost your clothes
don't be rude

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>> No.13879050
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>>13877238
I feels ya
But it should still be "I don't liek huge breasts ON YOUMU"

I agree, dude. Huge breasts on Eirin are far more fitting than on Youmu.

>> No.13885769
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>>13879050

Naice, dudester.

Naice...

You got your freakin' priorities straight, broseph.

Prop's up.

>> No.13887968

Man I would hug the fuck out off Youmu

>> No.13891920

Why are the Youmu threads always filled with shitposting?

>> No.13894068
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>>13861967

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>> No.13897657

>>13894825
Someone help her, she might drown!

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>> No.13899410
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Compatibility with Youmu!

>> No.13901165

>>13862025
you are fucking stingy you know that mate

>> No.13901228

>>13899410
whats this from

>> No.13902468
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>>13899410
Even more compatibility with Youmu!
Not my most compatible though

>> No.13902504

>>13872014
>>13877238
>>13885769
I hate you

>> No.13909687

>>13861967
Houses can't move!! How could she lose it?

>> No.13912008
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>>13902504
rude!

>> No.13912045

>>13902468
>for giving out for giving
Does no one proofread anything anymore?

>> No.13912100

>>13899410
Where can I find this test?

>> No.13912130

>>13912045
Well, I thikn that answers itself, doesn't it?

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>>13912100
>>13901228

I did a reverse image search on the image and found this;

http://www.gotoquiz.com/which_touhou_character_suits_you

you are welcome

pic related is mine

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>>13917309

I like bare feet.

This is pretty good.

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>> No.13920250

>>13861967
Youmu is my boy!

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>>13861967

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