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>>13831991
Put her in the bin.

>>13831939
You forgot "CWO is going to be in Tokyo, someone be there and bring back front.line reports".

>>13831998
That's even worse than Sasshi's book.

I really do love Nanase (and Manatsu) afterall.

>>13831998
He's going to join with Zaitokukai and yell at Korean schoolgirls, I assume.

>>13832004
Manatsu looks like a grandma.

>>13832004
Is that the dumb fake french village in front of Fuji-Q?

>>13832018
They went to Paris last summer..

>>13831998
what's he gonna do? watch janken?

>>13831120
>>13831129
There are a bunch of promo videos with her from the Draft, plus she debuted in a unit at YokoAri and was in the recent concert for the ranked members. Where have you been?

I knew it.
I fucking knew Wakaregiwa Motto Suki ni Naru sounded familiar...

https://youtu.be/v0N8kqu4ph0?t=50s

You might not hear it immediately but it's there.

What's a good way/twitter/thing to keep up with the LATEST AKB48 stuff?

>>13832006
Believe what you might, I'd never do that. I'll keep my effort on the Western Internet - I can at least do a tiny little bit here, but in Japan I'd only be a drain if I tried any kind of activism whatsoever. I'm probably going to pay my respects at the Yasukuni shrine, but not much more.
>>13832035
I might buy some merch, but I'm not going to be one of those foreigners who clogs up events of any kind with entitled social bulldozing and clueless misunderstandings. Considering it deeper, I'd rather not go, but the tickets are ordered. Call me a weeaboo all you want, but I feel that the best way to respect a country is to leave it to the people who actually live there. The more I like a country, the more I loathe going there, especially in a country with an artificially-induced language barrier like Japan.

>>13832063
this thread

>>13832068
You won't learn shit by reading these threads.

>>13832064
>I'm not going to be one of those foreigners who clogs up events of any kind with entitled social bulldozing and clueless misunderstandings.
You're the gift that keeps on giving.

>>13832063
read matome sites, google+ and 755 of your favorite members, check new shows on h!o or in one of the livestreams linked in the OP.

>>13832063
facebook com / AKB48memes

Idols are pretty diligent.

>>13832064

>artificially-induced language barrier

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE FAGGOT CAN'T EVEN INTO MOON

>>13832125
Oh boy, here we go. He's going to get mad and post English sentences with random kanji peppered throughout now. Good job.

Yakata Miki.

>>13832093
Oh shit, you're from here too? I thought you only share your shit in s48.

mariko will be in the live action terra formars movie

classy.

>>13832158
SHIT ITS THE GIRL FROM THE WOLVERINE
MARIKO WOULD BE WORKING WITH HER, GOOD FOR HER

>>13832158
Nakamura? Good to see she's getting some more exposure.

>>13832158
Careful, you'll trigger the HKT kids whose oshis' careers will end by the time they hit puberty.

>>13832125
There's a difference between knowing Japanese to a degree (which I do) and knowing Japanese enough to try to hold a conversation in practice (it's called "fluent"). I'm not going to make a fool of myself by thinking I can speak Japanese in Japan and make myself understood. I'll speak Japanese if I have to, but I'll try to avoid those situations so that I neither look like an idiot nor show that I don't even respect the language enough to learn it properly.

>>13832165
The more amazing thing is that she will be working with the director, takashi mike.

>>13832004is that the same girl from this video that says "little yellow dicks? boo! big white dicks? yay!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6i7TfacJHLI

>>13832183
How does it differ from any tourist in any other country? I don't understand your problem.

>>13832201
All other tourists are rude and do not show the proper respect to Nippon. CWO is of course the exception and would never desecrate their country by speaking their language.
Pretty simple tbh fam

>>13832184
>he directed Ace Attorney
Good enough for me.

>>13832193
>tfw you will never hear Miku saying "My hips are moving on their own onii-chan"

kill me

KILL WHITEY!!

>>13832165
this will be shinoda's character

I thought paruru didn't care about her fan's

>>13832201
>>13832205
My issue with that extends to tourism in general, but it isn't really on-topic here. The city I live in has a horrible tourist problem, so I know roughly how bad it is in Japan, and I know first-hand how badly even "normal" tourists can fuck up a place. Japan is a bit of a special case, because of the cultural differences (which tourists are rarely aware of), which is the main reason some people claim that the Japanese are "racist". The language barrier creates myriads of misunderstandings, which the tourists shrug off because they're in another country and they can do what they want - while the Japanese are left standing with the shame and embarrassment that comes from not being able to fix the situation. Of course, the US has done such a big number on the Japanese spirit that most Japanese don't express their complaints, and that draws more tourists - some of whom are the kind who cluster on /trv/ and discuss how easy it is to shoplift and commit other crimes in Japan.

>>13832183
So you don't know Japanese and looked for an excuse to deny yourself of practice, got it.

Honestly, if you're not even Asian, then nobody's gonna expect you to be fluent. If anything they'll be flattered if you could speak even a little.

>>13832254
Only Paruru is allowed to hate her fans. The person posting on her behalf is probably just trying to save her face though.

>>13832254
She at least managed to avoid the point very well.

>>13832254
Don't many of them skip handshake events?

>>13832252
Is this the shit where they sent cockroaches to some planet and they were man-sized when they checked?
Jesus, the whole world is really implanting us the idea of migrating to Kepler-452b huh?

>>13832258
If you go there and act like a normal human being nobody will complain

>>13832254
i'd credit the staffer who actually wrote that response

>>13832266
I do practice, but I see how you could come to that conclusion.
I'm just not going to take the easy way out. The only reason the Japanese would be flattered if I spoke less-than-perfect Japanese is that the gaijin smash is so omnipresent. Just because something regularly gets shat on doesn't mean it's a good thing to piss on it.
>>13832283
You do know at least the tiniest bit about Japanese culture and the reason for the language gap's existence, right? If I try to speak Japanese and the person I'm speaking to doesn't get it, they'll move on to English - and if they can't make themselves understood in English, they're the ones stuck with the embarrassment. The difference between Western cultures and face cultures are both rather big and rather easy to comprehend.

>>13832274
I don't think so. Handshakes are really vital for 90% of the members. It's only girls with pushes like Paruru that seem to take them for granted.

>>13832275
Kepler-452b is an older world than the Earth and probably much less habitable. It is a world after Sakura has destroyed AKB48 and the rest of civilization as well.

Oh wow, I never expected CWO to be this fucking retarded..

>>13832302
sakura will remake the world in her image

>>13832311
Only in the diseased, ttongsul-rotted mind of a busayo can "basic respect for other people in their own country" become something negative.

>>13832312
A world where plastic replaces flesh?

>>13832328
Why do you always assume that everyone who disagrees with you is Korean?

>>13832336
I assume that whoever disagrees with me trying to show basic respect for a country that has been walked all over for the last 70 years straight has bought into the messages spread by their main enemy - that just so happens to have strong media influences, huge amounts of government money happily spent to undermine Japan and a large expat base in the US and Europe. It's uncanny how many people you meet on the Internet have a knee-jerk negative response to anyone saying anything positive about Japan, when they'd have been neutral or even positive if it was said about any other country. It might have something to do with... oh, I don't know, maybe the rampant and disproportionate negative coverage of Japan in Western media?

>>13832158
we will probably watch marikosama to get beheaded or something

>>13832292
I share your feelings about not wanting to go to japan. the only way I'd go is if I knew an actual japanese person to be my guide. barring that I'm content to never go there

>>13832329
Oh, yes, pretty please..
I can barely wait.

>>13832352
>oh, I don't know, maybe the rampant and disproportionate negative coverage of Japan in Western media?
I don't know, maybe. It might also have something to do with how aggressive and insane you sound.

>>13832312
is this a reference to kamen rider gaim?

>A non japanese person who basically denounces their own culture and calls themselves japanese.
>KEEP IN MIND: that a non-japanese person can like the culture, watch anime, speak the language and RESPECT THE CULTURE, while still keeping in touch with there own.

Wow. It fits perfectly.

>>13832375
You haven't been paying attention at all.

>>13832368
>tfw i always use Mochiguman in any MMOs i play

Don't steal my name pls.

>>13832380
>i like japan
>thats why i hate the whole world for disgracing and stepping on japan

Jesus fucking christ kid, Grow the fuck up.
Not only Japan is experiencing shit from the world, everyone does.

Literally even my country is getting shit by Canada. And when I say shit, I mean "shit". All the waste product they have is being dumped in here.

>>13832386
That was my first post in this entire conversation, you dumb fuck.

>>13832370
I sound aggressive because I'm constantly met by this bullshit wherever I go on the Internet, and even in the real world. It was seeing Japan shat upon so much that got me into Internet activism, not the other way round.
I sound insane because I'm saying something you don't agree with, and you've grown up with media skewed against Japan. Go ahead, compare web-news articles about Japan to those about Korea, and see how many are positive on each side. The ones about Japan are almost all about pedophilia, pornography, rape, unemployment, parasite singles and the aging population, while Korea receives almost unilateral praise.
>>13832375
Except that the last thing I'd do is to call myself Japanese. It's completely inconcievable for me specifically because I respect the culture, and I don't want to claim any authority over it at all (besides my book knowledge, which I'd never think of speaking of in Japan).

>>13832389
Then why are you defending Japan like it's some depraved kid being bullied in kindergarten?
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

>>13832395
I just said you haven't been paying attention, fucking retard.

>>13832396
It's the thing CWO stated in the last thread you idiot.

>>13832402
Did one of your dads drop you on your head as a child?

>>13832386
Has your country experienced the RAA? Nuclear bombings? Being painted as the villain of WWII by the victors? Slow cultural cannibalism by a country raised on a pedestal by the very people that nearly destroyed your country and proceeded to propagandize against your culture and way of life? Territorial poaching, multibillion-dollar IP theft and plagiarism, terrorism attempts, regular interference with domestic politics, undermining of your economy or the forming of a hostile foreign-sponsored industry clique within your society?
Thought not.

>>13832406
>"you dumb fuck"
>"fucking retard"
>"Did one of your dads drop you on your head as a child?"

Fuck off kid. Go and masturbate to Junior Idols with their Gravure DVDs.

>>13832410
I think you got some brain damage there, friend.

>>13832410
>someone disagrees with me and insults me because I insulted him earlier on
>he must be younger than me and a pedophile
Stellar. Just fucking stellar. Kill yourself out of the Internet.

>>13832368
Japan keeps working on it, my friend. Hold on.

>>13832419
Uncanny resemblance. They could practically be twins.

>>13832409
Okay, I now know what I need to know. You're too much into it, you can even defeat any faggots in /a/ now. You're too much of a weeaboo.

Like I said, everyone is getting their own shit. It's the "how much" that matters. If you like defending Japan because they're getting too much shit. Then good for you, you found a place where you belong. A place where you think deserves more.

Just stop derailing a thread about idols just to raise awareness about it. That's just what everyone wants.
>inb4 speak for yourself you fag.

>>13832429
Speak for yourself you fag.

>>13832418
Thanks. +1 contribution to the argument.

>>13832429
Korean spy spotted! You will never bring down the defender of the downtrodden.

>>13832429
50 seconds. Didn't even last a minute. Fuck you

>>13832183
>try to hold a conversation in practice
That's how you learn a language, weeb...

>>13832381
>Mochiguman
Fair enough. I guess if you have gone for "Watashi" no one would have got it.

>>13832419
>>13832423
The pure is the artificial one, of course.

>>13832443
I love this anime, but >>>/a/

can we get back to idols pls?

>>13832456
>shotsfired

>>13832456
Sorry m8, she's married.

>>13832458
We can go back into how Japan is getting bullied though. Well, if you're into that shit.

Just state some opinion about how shitty japan is and CWO would gladly entertain you.

>>13832458
I'm tired of all these sluts.

>>13832442
You learn a language by using an instructor or a pen pal if you have those. If you don't, you learn it by the book and supplement it by watching real people speak that language, for example on TV shows or other everyday media. Trying to learn the language by speaking it in a practical situation with native-speaking strangers in their own country is just plain disrespectful and hubristic. At least try to show other cultures and their languages a bit of respect instead of butchering them and still demanding to be hand-held like a retarded child when your incompetence causes misunderstandings and general chaos.
In case anyone's in doubt, I feel the same about French, German, Russian, English, whatever language you care to mention. Japanese just gets it particularly bad.

>>13832468
*brofist*

>>13832468
Sae is the oldest virgin in 48G. She's saving herself for me.
>>13832470
Language immersion is the only path to fluency

>>13832470
This isn't the 80ies.

So many fresh lolis...
http://ajw.asahi.com/article/cool_japan/style/AJ201507260022

Asahi to piss off CWO

>>13832476
She's turning 25 in less than a month. Why haven't she announced her graduation yet?

>>13832483
Because I asked her at the akushukai not to announce until september of course

>>13832488
How come?

Abe posted this on instagram. What does it say?

>>13832491
Love Corea Love.

>>13832490
That's when I'm coming back to Japan, of course. I get to see her again at the 9/6 Halloween Night HS.
I'm not ready

>>13832476
You mean "Language immersion is the only path to native-level speech". You can perfectly well become fluent in a language without having to gaijin-smash your way through the local society and making a nuisance of yourself. Once you've got the grammar and spelling down, learn vocabulary through cramming, then find out which words and speech patterns to use through native everyday media. At that point, you should be fluent with only a few minor snags such as an accent or stiff speech patterns. Then, and only then, can you speak the first bloody word of the language to a stranger who speaks it natively.

>>13832491
Dog yum dog

>>13832499
Will you cry?

>>13832501
Not a fan of CWO but gonna word this post.

>>13832440
Shut up Paruru. It's not like I'm the only ikemen at this BBQ.

>>13832514
Nah, I didn't last time.

I have an embarassing number of tickets for 9/6, and then some more for 10/11 and 10/25, haha. I'm more hoping I can get the desire to spend money on these things to a minimum. And keep it a secret from riajuu friends It's not like she's dead if she graduates.

>>13831972

>not posting the webm

>>13832491
Ma ri a

The hand holding. I'm turning /u/

>>13832580
Lol posted the thumbnail, sorry.

>>13832548
where do I find a girlfriend like this?

>>13832589
At your local cemetery

>>13832588

>>13832589
your local graveyard. bring a shovel.

>>13832593
>>13832590
lol guys c'mon throw me a bone here I'm being serious

>>13832501
This is so stupid. A bunch of people go to other countries with minimum knowledge of the language because of work or some shit and learn little by little by living there, this happens every where in the world, stop acting like japan is a holy land you fucking weeb.

>>13832601
not him but what does that have to do with what he said? I don't see anywhere in his post where he said people don't go to japan with limited knowledge, just that it makes you a rude guy if you do, which is reasonable

>>13832600
SKE48?
More like SKEletor48!

>>13832613
she isn't even that skinny...

>>13832601
>stop acting like japan is a holy land you fucking weeb.

he didn't even limit that post to japan, he was talking about foreign languages/countries in general.

>>13832620
Those arms tho

>>13832600
>throw me a bone here

>>13832629
what effect does the thought of closing your hand around her tiny arms give you? because for me, it gives me a warm feeling

>>13832612
How is it rude? If some foreigner asks you for some information with a broken language you would be mad?

>>13832642
people being rude doesn't make me mad, it makes me think they're rude. and yeah, I'd think he was an asshole for coming here without knowing how to speak the language

>>13832637
Fear of breaking her most likely low-density bones

>>13832650
she's so delicate, isn't she? ;__;

>>13832636
Calm down, Rena! You only like trains (until you graduate), remember!?

>>13832580
Nothing wrong with some yuri. Just don't start insisting they are all lesbians.

>>13832620
Typical skeleton propaganda, polluting the holy land of Japan with your unhealthy diets.
>>13832637
You should look into becoming a mortician.

This is a message to anon-subber:
Japanese subs of Hatsumori Bemars ep. 3 can be found in furransu's blog (jdramacity.blogspot)

>>13832653
I was going for malnourished but...

That urine though.

>>13832663
I'm sure she eats fine. she is doing all of that dancing after all. I'd like to see you to try that on an empty stomach!

>>13832669
It's tea.

Natsumikan is ドS, you drink her urine

>>13832671
Hence the not attending stages and taking lots of time off for "illness"

I love Jurina, but she's not healthy.

>>13832662
i'm not him but thanks. it says they're untimed, but they aren't. re-uploaded them here: https://mega.co.nz/#!3NwjmBwT!gHtSBP1dnrrzbKhQtNaIhRyv0mUw28CimTqqk6jxzQY

>>13832676
she just gets sick that's all

>>13832684
How is that not being healthy?

>>13832687
it's a matter of being unhealthy because of lifestyle reasons and being unhealthy because of a virus

>>13832695
That's some virus. She's had it for more than a year.

>>13832703
I know ;__;

poor thing

>>13832695
Get sick and miss a lot of work once -- understandable.

Miss it continuously -- there's an underlying health issue, especially given the Japanese tendency to go to work even if you're sick.

But at least this means she doesn't menstruate

>>13832672
I don't drink urine. Unlike your oshi.

>>13832522
What PV is this?

>>13832703

A virus known as pregnancy.

>>13832735

Jurina is infertile

>>13832728
hashire penguin

This nogi eigo teacher is really bad at English. So rude, I'm aggressed against and hope they never come to my country /s

>>13832536
>It's not like she's dead if she graduates.
Yes it is. in many ways.

>>13832749
Thanks.

>>13832756
He doesn't want no trouble.

Daily Forehead

>>13832706
It's because she keeps working that she can't fully recover

>>13832777
This show is just training Nogis to get gaijin-smashed

>>13832791
i wholeheartedly support this concept. hori you're mine.

>>13832796

I hope you're Indian. Because the second she realized it wasn't a handsome Indian Rajah but a stinky Spaniard, she laughed the whole thing off.

best nana coming through

>>13832591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESoQnTeuev8

Who are these top cuties? I've got to learn Chinese now...

What these threads have taught me.

j-jo-chan...

>>13832004
faker, my love is exclusive to Nanase afterall

>>13832899
>your oshi will never teach you the continents of the world

>>13832938
Your oshi most likely can't name 10 Japanese cities.

>>13832927
is this a man?

>>13832955
have a death wish, anon?

>>13832938
>>13832946
Probably your oshi can't even name the train stations nearby Akihabara (Rena need not apply).

I left for a month and 120+ unique IPs posting in /AKBG/ now

No wonder this general has turned to shit. Why so many newfag shitposters?

Happy Birthday to my Densha Idol Matsui Rena

Hope you'll give birth to a wonderful and healthy baby 6 months from now (/ _ ; )

>>13832972
Komi's illiteracy is always top kek.

>>13832983
The Little Prince?
Why?

>>13832983
she would be the rose that make return to my home planet often.

>>13833018
Everybody loves The little Prince, one way or another.

>>13832983
Such a beautiful specimen

https://youtu.be/_FILUsQJ4lY
This video have the [Top Kek Seal of quality]

i love the part whe the guy get slapped in public.

>>13833090
Prr's reaction at 1:44. Golden.

This girl (#24) only joined NGT so she'll have the opportunities to suck some Johnny's cocks

>>13833090
I wanna perform with them too.
I know I can.

>>13833098
>oh, he just saw my pants...
>meh, he's not the first one anyway

>>13832983
slut

>>13833090
Knowing that it's your only chance ever, could you endure not trying to touch Nyan's perfect body?

COULD YOU?

Remember she gives no-hands-handsakes.

>>13832927
Man she could've been top nmb right now if she hadn't choked and graduated to come back a year later.

I'm confused, is she showing how big of a penis she can take?

>Hop in, nerd!

>>13831955
>>13832028
Why am I always late to the party

saving this thread from your busu-idols

>>13833324
oh my what a rare pepe.

http://sweetlittlelie48.tumblr.com/post/125089982024/translation-letter-to-matsui-rena-from-takayanagi

>>13833335
airin out
rena out

who are her friends now?

>>13833090
I want to be a comedian

>>13833324
kek

>>13833325
Milky you fat

>>13833449
Look at her, she's so fat even a rapid SJW wouldn't complain about her unrealistic proportions.

>>13833324
10/10 good job

>>13833324
We've really reached the meme limit now xD

>>13833477
How many times do you think tani has been forced to eat vag?

>>13833480

do you think rena shaves or at least trims before making tani eat her out

>>13833487
>this nigga
Hairy as fuck down there. I bet she's got a real bush. Also she makes Tani wear a red dog collar and makes her act like a dog around the apartment.

>>13832772
>Not knowing the best song's PV.

>>13833498
The closest thing that the best song has to a PV is its performance on Mechaike

>>13833487
Rena shaves it like a train rail

>>13833492
Pretty sure she acts like a dog of her own free will.

Sniffing coke on Komi's boobs?
Nah, just using wheat starch to remove an oil stain.

>>13833487
why don't you see for yourself?

>>13833616
Tani looks so great in these vids with Fuuchan.

>>13833090
>annin
>gloves
FUCKIN STABBU MAN. I DONT KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I ALREADY CURSED HIS NAME TO HELL

>>13833739
Is he still in prison? And when does he leave it?

>>13833310
>W-what're we going to do in the van?

>>13832205
wagwan blud. got any new creps?

>>13833090
>yabe-san stood with namba girls

Kansai nihonese best nihonese

みおおおおおおおおお

>>13833864
dat butt chin

Dat lewd body, Manatsu sure is a great fucker

>>13834024
She looks like a tard version of Kaneko.

>>13834024
God, I just want to punch Manatsu's face.

>>13834024
Does nanase always have that disgusted expression on her face?

>>13834085
Told you she's an Osaka bitch.

Reminder

>>13832662
>>13832680
Translating anon here.

Thanks. I can't work on it right now, but I'll have something proper by this time tomorrow.

You now remember this guy

>>13834134
surveryfag should've showed which oshi's fans actually bought stuff.

I felt like doing a dark version...

>>13834170

...and then this idea hit in.

>>13834177
You should put some question marks all over it, then give her a freeze gun and some cat ears

>>13834174
>>13834177
AYY

>>13834177
Where is all of her disgusting acne?

>>13834164
He looks like balotelli

>>13834174
Dog hands

>>13834187
Under 2 layers of makeup and selective gaussian blur, just like IRL.

Nogizaka46's 12th Single day 6: 79,876 (605,043) (1st)
>605,043

>>13834174
>>13834177
Those are high quality drawing, did you draw them?

>>13834211
OG Komifag was an actual artists unlike that one bored fucker who drew some shit last week I think.

BIG BLACK WOTA

>>13834189
I wouldn't doubt it if balotelli is a wota.

>>13834291
He seems like a Kojiharu oshi

Rena is pregnant, I'm calling it now /akbg/.

>>13834299
Fuck off with your disgusting cuck fetishes.

Too many cucks in these threads.

>>13834305
Its not a fetish all the signs point to her being or was pregnant, sudden graduation-no swimsuit- less appearances.

>>13833197
obviously i will say because "womyn respect" and all the stuff, but probably i will touch it... a little.

>>13833814
yes... he'll gonna be there in the next 5 or 10 years.

>>13834310
Those signs don't really point to anything at all. The number of conclusions that could be drawn using only that criteria is staggering.

>>13834177
did you ever post these on 2ch?

>>13834299
Man, I've been telling you for ages.

>>13834177
send it to her G+ account

>>13834211
Yes. Thanks.

>>13834325
No. I tried once but all public proxies I could find were banned. Any of you feel free to do it if you want to.

>>13834334
She positively doesn't care. Probably she even muted me already.

>>13834310
>Not taking part in senkyo
>24yrs old
>sudden graduation

Yeah it was a surprise

You know what to do

>>13833585
Tfw Komi was the prostitute whose boobs this British MP was caught sniffing cocaine from.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3174689/Lord-Snorty-Blair-crony-responsible-behaviour-peers-filmed-taking-cocaine-200-night-prostitute-s-breasts-romp-two-escorts-discounted-flat.html

>>13834257
>you'll never know what it is to be this happy and fulfilled

>>13834410
Bobby hates idols, did you even watch the SMAP x SMAP athletic special? He didn't give a FUCK about no idol bitches.

>>13834257
Holy fuck Bobby is based as fuck. I hope I get to see him in Japan when I go.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

Post underrated idols

Post meimeimaimai pls

>>13834434
beautiful as ever.

>>13834440
Yeah better keep you're hands where we can see them ogre, touch Shu and you will lose em!

>>13834472
>not "if you touch her, it'll be ogre"
You had one job.

One job.

>>13834440
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Shrek is known to be THE most hung guy in japan, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Shu's pussy.

they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with Shrek able to force it past the knob, and Shu moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Shrek's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>13834507
Someone should make this pasta with Meru and her high sex drive

https://youtu.be/q2-GPjae7tM

My monitor still vibrating
>Cashew nutsu

>>13834507
I don't like you

http://akb48-matome.blog.jp/archives/51973608.html

Ayy lmao

>>13834558
What if there's some Oil Sheikh shitposting in our thread? Maybe its the gravure pig guy, doesn't want haram bitches or something.

I think I'm done with all this idol thing.

>>13834536
https://d.maxfile.ro/yetdvlalvu.webm

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The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged

Densha is known to be THE most hung guy in Japan, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like a bullet train", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed Rena's pussy.

They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Densha able to force it past the knob, and Rena moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix, her g-spot getting pounded to the rhythm of a bongo. The orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on Densha's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..

I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it

>>13832548
She looks like she could be the mother of one of the girls

>>13834604
Her mother looks more like her sister so not surprising.

>>13832548
>You and Jurina will never share needles on a soiled matress.

Why live?

Mio Plus

Text Post: http://bombch.us/BOgg

>>13834624
i'm welling up ;_;

wtf

https://youtu.be/WamryUI_N98

When Sakura was a cute loli.

>>13834680
one of the rare jurina pics that make me diamonds.

>>13834733
She used to be so adorable. Now she's adorable with a nice pair of breasts

>>13834743
She used to be so adorable. Now she's adorable with a used pussy.

>>13834743
Mouthful of semen

>>13834744
Can't wait for Miku to follow her path

>>13834680
She used to be so adorable. Now she's adorable with a disgusting body.

>>13834601
She used to be so adorable. Now she's adorable with an infertile reproductive system.

>>13834775
Nigga you dumb.

>>13834778
Free birth control!

>>13834523
She used to be adorable. Now she's adorable with an introverted personality.

Nakanishi Chiyori is a beautiful woman.

This new meme is shit.

>>13832937
She used to be adorable but now she's just an Osaka Slytherin bitch.

>>13834789
I really like her, but she has changed quite a bit.

>>13834787
She used to be so funny. Now she's just an unrelated idol.

>>13831939
>(07/26) Mini-Documentary of Kitahara Rie will be aired on TBS Channel at July 26.
link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soyqBU28GPY

>>13834834
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=89467
http://www.hello-online.org/index.php?app=xbt&CODE=details&torrent=89398

>>13834841
thanks

Kabutomu bye bye T_T

She really is the most Japanese

>>13834894
This picture is so Japanese, it throws itself in front of a Shinkansen during rush hour.

>>13834887
>>13834894
Ep 3?

>>13834894
Will she cut down CWO for disrespectfully stepping onto Japanese soil?

>>13834898
>>13834899
Some contrast here.

>>13834912
This picture is so American, it sues McDonalds for putting the wrong cheese on it's Big Mac.

>>13834912
This teacher has a dirty mind

>>13834447

Hillary called her husband "Michael" at the end of that segment. She's not even trying, is she?

>>13834935
>inb4 stalker-kun is named "Michael"
>inb4 hillary's known her all along
>inb4 hillary called him out
>inb4 this is hillary's way of scaring him

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST /JP/ YOU ARE SCARING ME

my new wallpaper ;_;

Why will the AKB formula never work in the Western world?

>>13833598
dem small titties
HNNGGGG

>>13834956
because of sjw tumblerinas

>>13834961
>meru impersonation

>>13834956
It's creepy and for pedos.

>>13834956
could you imagine some 30 year old comedian hitting a 13 year old american girl in the head after she said something stupid?

>>13834956
Unions. The members would have to be paid too much.

Also child labor laws.

Aamin
Mery
Happinesu
Rena
Churi
Miku
Nako
Mio

>>13834964
>pedos
>Implying

>>13834973
who the fuck is mery

>>13834961
Hori is such a loser. What kind of stupid bitch thinks dressing up like a Zombie is a good prank?

>>13834975
Marikofags pls move on.

>>13834984
I can't and i won't.

>>13834979
that slut from akb
horny one with sweaty armpits

>>13834964
Good thing there are lots of pedos in the west then.

>>13834993
>Meru
>AKB
kek she wishes

>>13834996
Nobody in the sister groups wishes they could be in AKB proper except Ikoma.

>>13834996
b-but. chi-chimu 4.

>>13834997
>Nobody in the sister groups wishes they could be in AKB proper
Kennin, nigga.

>>13835005
Nobody with any sense then.

>implying Okada Nana isn't the best

>>13835007
Did you think a kennin position was the name of a person, a non?

>>13835014
No.

you alive, hatsumori translator anon? someone posted the japanese subs, I'd try myself at translating but you said you already started two days ago.

>>13835139
See >>13834143

>>13835139
I actually am, and I finished (well, not finished, but stopped) what I was doing when I posted this >>13834143... but I haven't gotten to Bemars because I'm riding the Tree of Savior hype train in /v/.

But I'm gonna work on it later today/early tomorrow, after I get a bit of shuteye. I'm sleeping during the day this week (my sleep cycle isn't fixed).

>>13834689
Is that Mahmoud Awad?

>>13835153
>>13835157
completely missed that post, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWYqJmJmu9w

>>13835188
>mfw this is what churi is listening while she's schliking.

I love how half of the akb members look like they don't want to be there

A SLUT

>>13835259
>kitarie looks beautiful
What the fuck is wrong with me.

>>13835259
>non

>>13835304
>tfw japs have parody porns like these.

Friendly reminder that SKE is a joke.

I bet Hori gained a ton of new friends with this little prank.

>>13835386
Some jokes are funny at least

>>13835386
It's over, man. It's over....

So what happened with Renachi's senbatsu? Boss won't be the center after all, akip gonna change the senbatsu.....

>>13835448
Where can I watch this?

>>13835448
EP?

>>13835448
>gaining friends by bullying someone weaker
Just like high school

>>13835469
>>13835470
150726 Nogizaka46 – Nogizaka Under Construction ep14

>>13835448
based fucking hori

>>13835467
Aki-P had better give us a boss-centre single.

>>13835467
Was a cruel lie from 2ch and people including Boss fell for it.

Here have some red Jiina

>>13835469
>>13835470
hover over this boys, if the webm was made with the webm converter there's a good chance it'll have the source video name (unless the creator intentionally removed it)

>Yeah I'm gonna produce a song with the members selected by Renacchi but I'll change the 16 members in first place

>>13835488
F-Fuck you Aki-P

>>13835472
>bullying someone weaker
Someone like Kitano?

>>13835467
Not exactly, the song will still happen. The hoax was the announcement that it would be a Halloween night B-side.

>>13835480
Stop. You'll trigger Blue.

>>13835448
Hori is too kind for her own good. Starts apologizing way too soon.

The episode itself had some pretty good drawings. That logic from Ikuta.

post that little devil ikuta

>>13835541

>>13835480
Oh Lord.

sassy looks retarded kissing

>>13835554
>Nako mirin'

>>13835554
She looks cute sucking her boyfriend's dick though.

>>13835563
doubt it
that other chick has wayy better face (she might be a BOMB in 2-3 years hnnggg)
it seems sassy has an underbite - the worst of all bites

>>13835560
I keep forgetting Shino is even in the group.

>>13835580
Who took the picture?

>>13835586
I keep forgetting that your oshi is a shit.