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Something feels off.
No Alps?You're right, without a best waifu vote this thread ain't going nowhere
>>13810109There's no opening line or nothing. Just the link.It feels bare with just that, doesn't it?But, really, who's complaining?
Mice are sleepy. Don't wake them.
I'm going to marry and cuddle an Alp!
>>13810116Go to bed, Nyanon.
So how about those Lamias, eh?
>>13810115It's barren, like the Pharaoh's womb.
Crow Love.
>>13810115Yeah, it's how I've always made them though. Just the bare essentials. No need for the other stuff, really.
>>13810121I heard that Alps can become Lamias tooOf course they'd be a bit clumsy at first, tripping over their tail, not knowing about the sensitive point in their tail, accidentally squeezing you a little too hard when you pick them up and wanting to make up for it anyway they canWonderful really
>>13810123No matter what other people say, crows will always be the best waifu.
>>13810124Reminds me of my own life.
>>13810121They're the best.I apparently have over 350 lamia pics on this thing.
>>13810122Man, take that back, that's not nice.
> tfw no love for Danukith-there's no global conspiracy! that's just common prejudice! If you say that, you're basically an Apophis!
>>13810131But it's true. She's just as barren as the sands she sleeps in.
>>13810132Gee, I wonder who is behind this post.Tanukis a cute.
>>13810133> not knowing that a pharoah can turn even the most barren desert into a fertile oasis> get a load of this danukiGuess building all those pyramids must have killed almost 6 billion
I want to be a young innocent bishounen who seduces the lusty old bitter evil and powerful Apophis!
>>13810133Now you're bein' a little bitch.On another hand, I would totally commission for art of an Apophis in boxer attire for some underground fight or something.
>>13810138Bishe is just a code word for wanting to be a stage 3 alpSo let's revise what you said with that in mind~> I want to be a young innocent bishounen who seduces the lusty old bitter evil and powerful Apophis!> I want to be a young innocent bishounen who is seduced by the lusty old bitter evil and powerful Apophis into being her personal handmaiden and sometimes footmaiden too when her tail gets tired
>>13810139Wouldn't lamiae have an unfair advantage due to their tails keeping them up rather well?
>>13810142I'm not sure.But at least she can Dempsey roll real good, right?
>>13810141Actually, it's not.It just means you're so handsome, you fucking make roses and lens flare appear out of nowhere when you make eye contact with people for too long.
>>13810147and then you alp
>>13810141All things considered that fate isn't that bad. There are worse things to happen than being the servant for an Apophis
>>13810150a cute handmaiden no less!
>>13810149So long as one wants to, sure.
>>13810149Anyone can alp. Even a big fat NEET could alp. Or a manly tough bara.
>>13810143That tail is so flexible and powerful, she'd be better than Ippo with it.
>>13810139With that in mind, more combat monstergirls in general would be cool.Too bad I don't have the money to support this desire of mine for it.
>>13810141>and sometimes footmaiden too when her tail gets tiredWhat would the duties of footmaiden entail?
>>13810138>young innocent>seduces>innocent>seducesThe game is up, old boy!
There's nothing heretical going on in this thread, right?
Still no hard-boiled detective story being written?
>>13810177... maybe
>>13810177Nope. Just talk of battle monstergirls on this end.I need it.
>>13810176But Anon, he's asking for it! The way he innocently stares into the Apophis' eyes, asking how her day was. The way he invites her to talk about her dreams, and reaches out to hold her hand. He's just begging to be raped!
>>13810178are any of those girls alps?
>>13810177Officer, please. You're like the only male character in the series besides Darling, you need to calm down and stay out of trouble.>>13810183No, they're Dark Elves. There is no relation whatsoever between Alps and Dark Elves.
>>13810183Are you baiting now? This is the third time in this thread you've brought Alps out of no where.
>>13810184... fuck
>>13810187NONE WHATSOEVER.
>>13810182It's the truth.I mean, look what he's wearing.
>>13810186No, I just really like Alps>>13810192Hm.... seems like you're hiding something...
>you will never be breastfed by an apsara
>>13810194Damn. He really is asking for it.>>13810195N-no.
>>13810194Oh, look at that conservative attire. Look at his nervous pose.He's just begging for a long continuous night of fucking.
>>13810184I felt bad for the officer in the scene where Darling meet Rachnera. He's just a guy trying to do his job and so scared. Maybe he lives with a monster girl of his own.On that thought, I want to see a spin-off with him.
>>13810203I want him to take on a more prominent role, too. He's always there for the citizenry.
>>13810203I was mentioning somewhere how yes, there needs to be a spin-off, or at the very least a one-off episode featuring Park Cop and hopefully a wolf/fox monstergirl that accompanies him.
>>13810210Not too different from darling as well.Maybe they're relatives? Deepest lore
So how would you a bully a monoeye?
>>13810215That reminds me, when will Mr. and Mrs. Darling come home to find that their house is unrecognizable and inhabited by inhuman harlots?
>>13810217Piss in her eye.
>>13810217Tell her all the things she'd look good in, and ask why she doesn't have any of those things already.
>>13810219He lives by himself, remember?He's, like, 25.
>>13810217Buy her running shoes.Wait, I was thinking of lamias.Glasses. Buy her glasses.
>>13810225Go reread chapter 16. His parents are just abroad, as is the case with these stories.
>>13810217Date one and make her think she's worth something. Then when she bring me home to meet her single mother. I then start fucking the MILF monoeye while ignoring the flatty.
>>13810235>ignoring the flatty.That's too evil even for me.
>>13810230So... if my parents go 'abroad' I can be an anime main character too? Interesting...
>>13810225>He's not 25>He's "18-21"Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>13810238That's the point. She'd have to listen to her former boyfriend railing her mother as he grows increasingly distant to her.
>>13810239No, you'd also have to live in Japan.Otherwise, at best, you get to be a secondary friend of the protagonist who had a lonely life with parents who traveled abroad all the time.
Digimon, digital waifus.
>>13810126>the most gold and shiny digger animal>best waifuNo
>>13810321Crows are smart, spooky, and cute. Not sure what you're on about.
I want to be a young boytoy for a Sugar Momma Monster Girl!
>>13810321>only non mammal to pass the mirror test
>>13810328A nice idea, but I'd rather have an older, unloved MG, so that I can make her feel loved again instead.
>>13810341But a Sugar Momma is essentially the same thing, only that she spoils you with gifts and motherly love that she expects you to return tenfold, with at least four of those folds being your dick.
>>13810345But I don't want it to be based on something like that. I want to do it for the sake of doing it, and shower her with love for her own sake. And I don't really like gifts. They make me feel weird, man.
>>13810284Lilithmon is perfection.
I want a Monster Girl who'll help me live out my Chunni Villain fantasies as my great opponent, as a Hero and our duels to be the grand fighting of two ideals, for the survival or destruction of the world!I want a Chunni relationship!
>>13810351>Got a job parking cars>Quit because I was uncomfortable with people trying to push tips into my hand and getting offended when I tried to politely declineNow I'm imagining Tanukis giving service industry workers a hard time.>Thanks for your help, here's a tip"Oh, no thank you. It was my pleasure to help.">Now you listen here, one of us is getting paid. You can take the 10 or I can take a load, your choice.
>>13810402Sounds like you want a Chuuni Valkyrie.
>>13810417>Now you listen here, one of us is getting paid. You can take the 10 or I can take a load, your choice.Please no. Its just part of the job. Now, if she were a regular, and got to know me maybe we could be friends or something, but aside from that, please no.
>>13810432Perfect! I want to be the villain who tries to destroy world feeling it to be lost, while she's the hero who believes that light still exists and will always prevail over darkness! I want to be the difficult villain whos plans she always foils, but can't ever seem to capture! Then, I want all of my hard work and plans to slowly unravel by her hand, as she corners me in a rainy cherry tree garden, where all of my plans are destroyed and I fight for nothing but empty causes! I want our final fight to be depressingly pathetic and one sided, as I bitterly try in vain to win, knowing that all my previous wounds and failures have left me too weak, and also knowing that even if I were to emerge victorious in this fight, the rest of my hard work and ideals have been completely destroyed!I want her to finally down me and, weak and no longer able to even get up, simply glare up at her as my fate lies completely in her hands!
>>13810469>simply glare up at her as my fate lies completely in her hands!That's when she embraces you, unable to kill a man even if it's her sworn enemy. There's no hate in her eyes, just pity and forgiveness. She doesn't see a villain looking back at her, just a broken man that made the wrong choices.And then her phone rings causing her to drop the chuuni act in panic
>>13810484Oh come on, she said she wasn't going to bring her phone this time.
>>13810402I want a chuuni villain Monster Girl to make me her "morality pet".
Who wants to live forever? Die in battle tonight and get a wife who knows her way around the battlefields of war and love!
>still no dolphin girl And I'm still mad.
>>13810523Dolphin girls would be horrible.
>>13810518Die by falling down an escalator tonight, get free tickets for the greatest - and only - show on the Styx!
>>13810527Yet everyone seems to love ushi-onis
>>13810530Ushi-Oni don't drown gulls.
>>13810530Dolphins would be more like aquatic Canadian Geese.
>>13810530Ushi-onis would love you. Dolphins hate love.
>>13810530Hey, man, at least Ushi are fuzzy, and would make a good mount. What do you get from a Dolphin? No, really. I assume they would have a human pussy, so what would you even get?
>>13810536Creepy laughing noises.
>>13810533>caring about seagullsLiterally the most annoying bird ever, why can't they ever shut the fuck up.
>>13810540I can't hate them even if they're the only bird to have ever taken a shit on me.I blame Jonathan Livingston Seagull.
>>13810543Don't buy into their gull propaganda
>>13810549But I want a flock of Gull Harpies to go "MINE! MINE!" at me.
>>13810538Oh god. Now I'm imagining that one Dolphin girl in the back of her class just laughing at stupid shit and creeping everyone else out. Those poor class mates.>>13810540They also seem to be pretty dumb, even for birds.
>>13810518I'd rather have someone else if I had to die.
>>13810553>posting AnubisCrocodiles it is!
>>13810551>not wanting a pelican nee-san
Who will win an oomukade or a lizardgirl?
>>13810559The dragon king feared the oomukade.
>>13810559>that size differenceVideo aside, still Oomukade, because they rank above Dragons.
>>13810518No, thanks. Valk can be fine, but I would never want to spend an extended time with one.>>13810559There are a lot of variables here. Is the Oomukade fully armored? Does the Lizard have her sword? Is it just a fist fight? What?
>>13810559I woke up to one of these fuckers (admittedly smaller than this one) biting me on the back the other night. Peviously I was ambivalent towards them, but now I fucking hate them.
I want to help an oomukade who lost her legs in a tragic accident attach roller skates to her underside so she can zoom around!
>>13810572Would you climb on her back and use her as a skateboard?
>>13810571A gecko that small was biting you? That's odd.
>>13810575I'd use her antennae as handlebars.
>>13810576Mukade are serious business man. And they're fucking everywhere over here right now, the horrid little shits.
One day in the year of the fox came a time remembered well~When the strong young men of the rising Sun heard the tolling of the great black bell~
>>13810402>>13810432>>13810469>>13810484>>13810496>>13810511Chunni is vastly underrated. The real question is what kind of chunni relationship would you want? Hero VS Villain? Villain and her sidekick?
>>13810580I'd trade millipedes for centipedes any day of the week. I can't trust anything that keeps cyanide in case it gets captured, those fuckers are hiding something.
>>13810594Villain and her sidekick, I once read through the Evil Overlord List in its entirety and want to put those skills to practical use.
>>13810594Sidekick who actually keeps things running.The boss will be going off about stealing the cities oldest statue and I'll be dealing with the new hires not getting proper uniforms/pay checks.
>>13810610>chuuni>having actual minionsIt's like you're trying to create and evil empire and then when you get caught, plead not guilty by reason of insanity.I remember a guy in one of the Batman comics thought he'd get away with some big fraud like that. Then he ended up in Arkham.
>>13810614Hey, someone's got to make sure that the underlings are properly payed and getting the right benefit.Otherwise when the boss decides to go out on a romp with her new fighting golem or tries to rob a bank we won't have the best people for the job.I also need to make sure the boss isn't buying certain items as food.Results can be quite...unpleasant, if the wrong thing gets added to the pantry.
>>13810622>certain itemsWhat could this possibly refer to?
>>13810624I've had the boss by CC cakes for a party one, get the loli cookies from the sabbath on more than one occasion, dairy based products of divine holst nature and, on one occasion, some wierd mushrooms that resulted in me getting sent to the hospital for a broken pelvis.
>>13810626Yes, grocery shopping doesn't sound like something you should leave to a chuuni.
>>13810628Son, have you tried to rob a bank only to have the large mouse infiltraitor get stuck in the airducts because, as our mission report said, "The ass was too fat?"What made it worse is she apparently decided to start using more after she thought I was admiring her posterior.
>>13810631I wish to learn more of this organization.
>>13810635Sure, I work for the illustrious Willmaria Fisk, better known as the "Queen Pin", a tanuki who, at times, gets a little too into the whole "Mob Queen" schtick. We are an equal opportunity hire although, if I am to be honest, we've had an overabundance of lamia hires.We engage in organized criminal activity and you will be given proper a proper uniform consisting of a suit and hat, along with a tie, and you will be expected to perform professionally and not feed your Alice co workers twenty CC cake pieces over the course of a week to "See what happens"
>>13810641>Willmaria FiskI heard her daughter wears a goofy mask and leaves roses with men she rapes.
>>13810644That would be her cousin Angel as the boss, as far as I'm aware of, is currently single, a fact that has lead to a recent bout of depression eating which we have currently be trying to combat and work off.As far as I know her cousin prefers to work alone.
Remember when I said I'd finish this chapter today?I did. Starting at line 236. Word of warning, it still doesn't go anywhere, it just ends.http://pastebin.com/tAPfw5ps
>>13810660On a related note, pick one:1. Black Dragon2. Kunoichi 3. Paladin and Yetis4. Thief and Valkyrie
>>13810660What's this about
>>13810660Why do you even bother Alp? You're a failure at everything you do, this included. How long did it take you to do this story Alp?God, you're such a disappointment.
>>13810664Paladin and yetis?
...
>>13810668Hellound in a labcoat
>>13810665A Dark Elf and a human boy who want to do S&M stuff.>>13810667Is that a vote or not?>>13810668Loli Black Dragon handing gems to a Bear Girl in exchange for hunny.
>>13810668Hey .less, have you finished those commissions?Also draw a Dragon Girl (Any type but Vanilla) cuddling a Daki in her big meaty claws.
>>13810664I might not read it, but Yeti.
>>13810664Thief and V.
>>13810671>>13810667Yes it is
>>13810668Furry fucking a monsterboy
>>13810673>I might not read itWhy even vote then?
>>13810666Hey, I liked his art.
>>13810675So what's with the question mark?>>13810678It was an illustrious career.
>>13810671>A Dark Elf and a human boy who want to do S&M stuffIf the dark elf is a M I'm dropping it already
>>13810660Dont listen to this bums Alp I think your a wonderful writer>>13810680Because i dont know what I'm picking for
>>13810677Because there is always a chance I finally start reading the stuff.
>>13810686Hell no she isn't.>>13810687You're picking for what I'm writing next.
>>13810668Fuck off faggot
>>13810672Seconded>also give her >tfw no HB bf
>>13810693Then yes do paladin and yeti, it need to be done
>>13810697I put up the first update in May, but didn't get far enough to have Yetis in it yet.
>>13810700I must be blind
>>13810702No, not really. It's called Insurmountable.
>>13810703Oh, i missed that one, I'll have to read that later
>>13810668Cute kejourou doing cute things
>>13810676He already does that, so it's not like you really need to request it.
>>13810705Literally nothing happens in it yet. We'll get somewhere one day. In one of these stories. Maybe.
>>13810668https://archive.moe/jp/thread/12494367/#12500110
>>13810668Draw this please, or yandere ryuOr sexy ryu like in spats and doing a handbra or that with a holst
>>13810668Phat ass white snake
>>13810687>a wonderful writerYou mustn't tell lies.
>>13810668More cat trap
What monstergirls do you think would be the best fits for each Five Nights at Freddy's animatronic and why.
>>13810737Reported.
>>13810737Fuck off to /v/
>>13810737Just draw the purple guy fucking more of them and fuck off.
fun fact: i've ejaculated to this image probably 20 times
>>13810753Chubby nekobus is a miracle
>>13810759indeed
>>13810753You know, I've never actually seen a singular image worth fapping to. Ever. And my favorite has a couple real nice pictures. Then again, I usually go for extended periods of time, so I guess it makes sense somewhat.
Sucking your bro's dick doesn't make you an alp right?
>>13810753Too obese for my tastes.
>>13810797Did you say "Brojob, whoo! No homo!"?
>>13810801I forgot to say "No Homo", but I did think it. Thinking "No Homo" counts right?
>>13810805No, you have to say it out loud, like with spells and shounen attacks. Sorry man. I mean lady. Sorry lady.
>>13810161>bara>alpingI'll burn down your house, shit in the ashes, end your line and have you drawn and quartered.
>>13810823What are bears, anon.
>>13810823But Anon, it's still completely possible.
>>13810833Faggots.>>13810835No.
We require more minerals!
>>13810823You thought that having some muscles would save you from it?
>>13810761I'd give her all the tuna she could ever want.
>>13810847How is it not? Your body type and interests have no bearing on if you alp or not.What does is if you want to suck dick or not. Or be a cute girl or not.
>>13810847Plenty of gay dudes are big hairy bara guys who wear flannel, drive pickup trucks and go to the gun range with their buddies. not all gays are short skinny flamers.
On the morning of your daughteru's tenth birthday, she shows up all packed up and tells you she wants to be the very best, like no-one ever was. What do?
You know, when I first started getting into MGE, my basic thought were "alright, they're cute and some of them are hot and stuff, but I'm probably not going to get into the kinkier monsters, like Manticores."And now I have a thing for Manticores and I'm not sure whether I should feel aroused, confused, or both.
>>13810885You're a pervert, welcome to the club. Now enjoy yourself.
>>13810876Tell her that she doesn't get to be Chunni phase until she's 18.
>>13810876Give her my pokeballs
>>13810889I've always been into kinky shit, but a giant secondary vagina on the end of a scorpion tail is honestly a bit weird, even for me.
>>13810895That's like vanilla here.
>>138108951st day on 4chan?
>>13810893Where's the fun in that?
>>13810899Definitely not, I'm just surprised at the levels of kink I've discovered I am into.
>>13810905The descent to depravity is a journey of endless discovery.
>>13810872Big muscled alps?Twice the size, all the awkward?
>>13810908Y-y-you mirin', brah?
>>13810908>>13810909I want to sit in a Strongfat Sumo Alp's lap!
>>13810908I guess the body changes as well
>>13810906Truth.Also by the way if anybody wants a goddamn good manticore smut story, here you go.https://www.literotica.com/s/reverse-gloryholeDon't let the title throw you off, it's amazing. If you're into manticores anyways.
>>13810909What if I am?>>13810910I'd rather she sat in mine so I can pat her head and hug her from behind.
>>13810912Musclebucus exists though.>>13810914>What if I am?Then you give her some protein.
>>13810914She'd crush you though.
>>13810903The fun starts right after she takes them
>>13810919What villainy is this?
>>13810915Guess I will.Did you know that milk is actually high in protein?It's not what I'll be using in this instance but its good to know.>>13810916That's just what they say because they're so big, don't you want her to start squirming and stammering as you sit her in your lap despite the fact that she's so big?Don't you want it to grow even worse when she feels a certain something grow hard?
>>13810922There's no villainy, just a girl with pokeballs
>>13810931So... they're empty?
>>13810933I'm trying to come up with some witty answer to this but I actually can't
>>13810933>>13810954They're on a string, m8.
>>13810964But that's mean! Also who is the Gary Oak of Monster Girls?
>>13810924>>13810916>B-but Anon, aren't I heavy?>S-stop lying! I'm easily twice your si->-!->B-blushing? Why would I be b-blushing?
>>13810967Cheshire. Something that likes antagonizing pranks but secretly mellows out as the story progresses.Was gonna say Kakuen, but that's more of a Mankey than anything else.
>>13810908>and then you try to bully that one alp who used to be a pitcher and was newer in denial about being gayenjoy getting a spadetail up your ass
>>13810924>>13810973Screw that, if she's twice my size I'm sitting on her lap I ain't getting crushed today.
>>13810975>Gina was here, Anon is a loser!Can you find all the graffiti?>>13810981Not him but thanks, I will.
>>13810981>enjoy getting a spadetail up your assEh, it's a living.
>>13810981The only thing going in anybody is my dick in her.
>>13810985Come on, don't you want to make her feel cute and small by having her sit in your lap?You could nibble those pointed ears of hers and stroke her leathery wings, making them twitch at your touch?
>>13810989>Can you find all the graffiti?I'm impressed she could write so legibly on her own ass.
>>13811001>CheshireI'm not surprised at all.
>>13810996Some of us like not being crushed. And she may be cute but she sure as hell isn't small.
>>13811004Very well, are you at least going to lay back against her so that she can stroke your hair and hug you tight?
>>13811011Well I can certainly do that. That sounds like a much more comfortable arrangement. Headpats and being cuddled are my weakness.
>>13811015Just be ready for her to start getting clingy, that size isn't just for show, she'll hold you nice and tight as she nuzzles you and wraps her little, leathery wings around you.
>alps>her>she
>>13811021Your bait is stale.
>>13811023You faggots are talking about big hairy bara alps and you call bait?
>>13811026I think they're talking about big hairy baras who then turn into alps. the product would be more or less the same.
>>13811026Nah, just big alps.No excess body hair.In a related vein though, I'd love to have a big, muscled elf
>>13811026Let me piss you off even more with this image.
>>13811026Well we're not talking about hairy alps, just big ones.And besides there's nothing else to talk about now.No new OC,and no new KC girl make Anon something something.
Maybe centaurs are not that bad
>>13811033>No new OCBut there was just some. It's just that it was shit.
>>13811034They're not. Cerea was the star of the last episode of EMG.
>>13811034>>13811038I'm mixed on them in general. Not one for the horse part, but at the same time Cerea's personality and her easily flustered nature in the handholding chapter were what hooked me on MonMusu.While there are better monsters out there (I won't name names), there are far worse as well.
>>13811021What type of monster girl would Marie Rose look best as?
>>13811031Cute
>>13811023>baitSee, just cause someone challenges your view of something, doesn't make it bait.You claim alps are women, when they're nothing more than a dude with a magic sex change, the act like men, think like men, you're basically fucking a dude in a skirt.>inb4 tumblrSee, no one is mentioning "gender fluid" or whatever other made up term for "getting to fuck or be fucked with out anyone calling me a faggot" bs that is at the core of all those lies. The whole shtick of alps is that they start as men and remain men on the inside, you can ignore it if you want but it's still a guy.>inb4 muh alps who awaken to being a woman in body and heartYeah, that mattered, when it was the norm for alps, now in the updated profile, those alps are expressed to be the minority, most alps you encounter will still be men in a way. You have a fetish for making men girls and get mad when people call you out on your bullshit? Maybe like a better monster then. One who is 100% female instead of a magic transsexual.
>>13811031Cute/10 would get carried by.
>>13811053Take it easy, it's just an Alp.
>>13810668A Hinezumi in the outfit on the right.
>>13811053That's a whole lotta bait there.>>13811058I am a-frightened.
>>13811053And another thing, the point is that even a big muscly dude become a dainty little thing, right? Yet here you are discussing buffcubus tier alps, big and muscular, LIKE A MAN. So maybe stop the hypocrisy and admit it's gay as fuck, since you seem to want a man with a vagina.
>>13811058>nipplesThis is a christian imageboard you heathen.
>>13811058Ah, I see the dark slime/kitsune experiment was a success.Now to go merge an ommukade with a wurm.
>>13811066Stinky, venomous Wurms?
>>13811064Woah there mate. Onis are big and muscular. So are Dragons. You saying Onis and Dragons are gay? I'll fucking fight you you faggot.
>>13811064>buffcubuss tierSo we need them to be soft ey?Fat alps it is, a big belly like a tire and a behind that sticks out like a shelf.
>>13811068Nope, the ommukade is the primary component so if anything you'll be getting centipedes with the strength and armor of the wurm.
>>13811072Fun fact: because a phase 3 Alp is indistinguishable from a regular Succubutt, this could very well be an Alp.
>>13811072>fat alps it isOh man. It's almost like he wants a certain alp to come back into the light.
>>13811070Except those are born women, they don't come to be from a magic sex change nor do they behave like men.>>13811072>FatI'm going to punch you.
>>13811068Alright, this stereotype about Oomukades being stinky needs to stop. Oomukades do not smell! Stop calling them smelly!
>>13811078Indeed.All succubi could be alps and all alp could be tomboy succubi.>>13811081EH, I prefer the more direct method of fat alp creation.The bigger the better.
>>13811085You know who to blame for it.
>>13811078>indistinguishable>using monsters outside MGEThere was an attempt.
>>13811084Sorry Anon, I wanted to talk about buff, or at least strongfat, alps but SOMEONE has problems with them having muscle.Guess we need to go and talk about alp blobs now. How much movement do you want yours to have?None or very little?
>>13811084>nor do they behave like menWhat if they're a Tomboy?I mean, Onis are pretty much manly, and so are Amazons. Amazons are so manly their society is full role reversal.And lets not forget the whole "pick up men, rape them, overpower them" is also considered "masculine".In short, think before you ever consider talking trash about Tomboy Dragons ever again in this thread. I will put in a grave whoever does such a disservice to Dragons.
Aww shit! Your Holstaur daughteru wants to bake some sweets using her own breast milk in order to potentially woo her childhood friend!What are you gonna bake for the kid, fam?
>>13811090400lb alps who waddle from place to place and subsist on nothing but the crusty cum in their fat folds?
I need wurm reference colors.
>>13811092>I'm an idiot and I can't readOkay.
>>13811095Nothing. She needs to do it on her own, so she can use love, the secret ingredient, and woo the boy.>>13811097Red Wurm please.
>>13811097Will this suffice?
>>13810553You know what's what.
>>13811095Wonderland Fruit.Like hell I'll let someone defile my Daughteru.Naturally don't tell her about what Wonderland Fruit does. But make sure to put it and some Spirit Energy into it so it's a permanent effect.That'll show that Childhood Friend to think twice before fucking with my daughteru.
>>13811106Your daughteru wants to V her childhood friend you nincompoop.
>>13811096>WaddlingNot far enough, they shall be strapped down and used as public receptacles that are little more than living water beds.
>>13811106Just dick her.
>>13811108I know. Hence make sure she can't.>>13811111Not until the Childhood Friend is out of the picture.
>>13811065Someone should replace those nipples with man nipples. That way it will be legal.Bonus points if you change the hue to purple.
>>13811034They're cute
>>13811112>I'd feed a little boy a fruit to make him a monstergirl and fuck his mind for life, but claiming my daughter before he can is too muchREALLY?
>>1381109710/10 would impregnate.Even if she had frontgina.
>>13811112>Turn daughteru's childhood friend into an MG. >Turns out she wanted this and secretly had a crush on you, daughteru was planing to make her change.>Wife is in on it as well and is fine with sharing. Roll for what she is now.http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/special:random
>>13811126Look upon her, and know her. Biblically.
>>13811034>>13811038>>13811121HORSE PUSSYORSESMELL LIKE A BARN THE REST OF YOUR LIFEEVERYONE POINT AND LAUGHT AT HORSEFUCKER MAN
>>13811129>CheshireWell I'm boned.
>>13811129>PoseidonGuess I should try for an actual species...>Chimaera...My fault for playing god with this stuff.
>>13811129>rollHas to be wonderland girl you alp.
>>13810668For your consideration:Sahuagin in just a button up shirtCupid commandoKuukimora
>>13811136Screw the rules, time for fun!
>>13811126Implying frontgina is not the only thing that makes centaurs salvageable.
>>13811131There is no need to point out how bad shit smells.Let the horse lovers live in ignorance.
>>13811129>TF/TG shitFuck off cocksmoker.
>>13811139No, fuck you and your "every mg is an alp" bullshit.
>>13811134Don't forget that she's going to be packing up top after your daughteru makes and givers her those sweets.>>13811135She has a yan personality, a kuu personality, and a deredere one, all of whom want you.Enjoy.
>>13811129>Chochin-Obake So did the Childhood Friend make a pact and fused with that lamp we threw out last week so the two of them could have me?Well jokes on her, I don't like Lolis or Polygamy. I'm into older women.Seriously, they should've thought this out more. I mean, didn't my Daughteru ever wonder why her mother is 10 years my senior?
>>13811131>>13811141Barns just smell like fine dust and hay.
>>13810668A Lich in a fancy, undead-styled negligee!A nice deep purple, lacy and translucent, and with little skull clasps!
>>13811141People who are wrong must be corrected, lest they bring calamity upon all. Just look at Typhoid Mary.
>>13811150CC Cakes Anon!And its bigamy.>>13811148No, not claiming that.Just putting that fruit to good use.Although that theory would explain why Druelladoesn't have a husband.
The last song you listened to is the song that you have to perform for your monster GF in order to woo her. How fucked are you?>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm8xIo_2Aok
>>13811151Who do you think you're fooling?
>>13811129I don't want another girl, I'm fine with my waifu
>>13811162>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQ4NXkAgYU8Could've done worse I guess?
>>13811164>knigga doesn't know the difference between a barn and a loafing shed or a feed lotI know 90% of this thread are a bunch of house mice but come on.
>>13811162Incredibly fitting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob4oTJLVdPs
>>13811162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1UvvnUgw8AsI'm not Hidenori Shoji, so I am fucked.
>>13811166Should've thought about that before breaking out the fruit.
>>13811160Well, i guess CC Cake would work. But still.>>13811175What's she going to do? Rape me?
>>13811170I live in the Caribbean, we raise horses here, try harder.
>>13811181Yes.
>>13811186Well she'll have to stop eventually!
>>13811188That's when your wife tags in.
>>13811191W-Well then she'll have to stop eventually! They can't just rape me all day!
>>13811058
>>13811193That's when your daughteru tags in.
>>13811182Then either you're overcrowding or feeding them nothing but sweet feed and alfalfa. No wonder they reek. Like a NEET living on nothing but hot pockets.
>>13811129Fuck off Inari.
Would a Girtablilu glow under a blacklight like a regular scorpion?
>>13811195But my daughteru is a cute loli! I don't want to dick cute daughteru loli!
>>13811202I have no idea but I want that one.>>13811203Hence the "rape" part.
>>13811203Daughteru grabbed a CC cake as well, she looks almost like her mother now.They could be mistaken for sisters
I just want to fuck my wife and no one else, is that so wrong
>>13811208No.
>>13811208No. She just wants you to fuck her and nobody else too.
>>13811208Yes. If you don't want a harem you're gay. True fact.
>>13811208No, says the woman with the spadetail, he must fuck all women.No says the man in plate, he may not fuck anyone.No says the sister-in-law, he should fuck his in-laws also.Well I chose a different answer. I chose the impossible. I chose Faithfulness.
>>13811207OK, do they seriously think that their plan to be three Christmas Cakes who lock me up in my room and share me is going to work?I mean its tempting to be doted on my older women and cuddled for the rest of my life, but they don't seriously think they can get away with this, do they? It'd be rape, and kidnapping! That's illegal!
Holy shit, one second apart.
>>13811208Yes.
>>13811209>>13811210>>13811220>>13811221WHAT THE FUCK
>>13811208>>13811214Good men.
>>13811182No you don't, you get attacked by shitty actors in their boats
>>13811225The dimensional barrier has thinned!/mgt/ and /mgt/ ' are leaking into one another. Sadly, neither place has real monstergirls.
>>13811215Nah, they'll make you love it riding, you till the three of them are swollen with seed, each girl taking over after one is done.
>>13811231Selfish men hogging their dicks.
>>13811233What would derivative /mgt/ even be like?
>>13811232Are you making a PoC reference? Or is this about Jean Claude van Damme?
Why won't the loli drink her milk?
>>13811253Cause you haven't put your semen in it.
>>13811253She knows where it comes from.
>>13811253Cause milk tastes and smells funny.
>>13811256>>13811257But doesn't she want to grow strong and healthy like her Holst onee-san?
>>13811262No.
>>13811263>flat holst
>>13811263Flat Holst is best Holst.No excess fat, her milk is concentrated and high in vitamins and extra-healthy.I wanna suckle on her DFC all day long.
>>13811263I just want to give her head pats and tell her she's wonderful how she is. Although judging by the look on her face that's a fine way to get a punch in the ribs.
>>13810664That's long enough, and the winner is number 3.
>>13811271>implying
>>13811103Yes, thank you.>>13811102I can try that one after.
>>13811282It was Super Wurm all along? Being red would let her move three times faster.
>>13811279Goddammit Matsu.
>>13811287Bless him and his fixation on BE.
>>13811243Can't it be both?
>>13811291>everyone's request but mineI used to believe in miracles.
>>13811271
>>13811285But can't you see anon? That's Super Wurm's SUPER MODE.
>>13811297Of course it is. I've seen 00.
>>13811291That's nice less!Have you finished those Commissions?
>>13811291That Sahuagin is adorable, but that Ryu and Hellhound are the ones most deserving of expanding on.
>>13811291Sahuagin and Hellhound are the best by far, I've always had a weakness for barely clothed girls in men's shirts.
>>13811298>Wurm-am!>Fights three times as fast
>>13811298>>13811310>they doesn't even EXAM mode
How softly would you a Succubutt?
>>13811312Goddamn Argentinian Try-Hards.
>>13811315Soft enough to make it last as long as possible.
>>13811287Matsu has a thing for absurdly huge breasts and I wouldn't have it any other way.
>>13811317I remember that Succubus(?)
>>13811319You know, it'd be kinda interesting if Succusluts got more energy from gentle slow sex than cumpumping. You'd get a rapist tantrically raping and cuddling her victim in the alley until morning.
>>13811312>Wurm shouting "Exam System Online! Exam System Online!" as she punches bad guys.Cute but worrying.
>>13811320Muscle Milk.
>>13811334Scary. Also how come you're here and not in the /a/ thread?
>>13811338Are you really going to complain anon?
>>13811339>complainDon't get your panties in a knot, I'm just curious.
The Anons in the other thread revealed that Mono is taking Commissions. On one hand, I'm nearly broke and I need to eat. On the other hand what's the best outfit? I'm thinking white Sun Dress, but do you Anons have any better suggestions for cute outfits to put Chibi Monster Girls in?
>>13811351Leather jacket and a shirt that says MetalMoprhosis.
>>13811351I already got 2.They're quite adorable, ain't they?I do hope Mono resumes taking full commissions again someday soon, but until then, these are lovely.
>>13811351Also Gym Uniforms. Tight white shirts and spats.
>>13811291>he did the hellhoundI am happy
>>13811351a suit and tie
>>13811360Now here's a pretty picture.
>>13811351Well, I would mind seeing a Yeti in FF4 Dark Knight armor, provided her paw and midriff are still viewable.
Paint me like one of your French girls.
>>13811364Business Attire is actually quite nice. I like the way you think Anon.Like the one Tanuki Office Lady picture? Anyone have that?
>>13811371Well that's gonna be a problem since I can't even draw a proper stick figure.
>>13811368paws and midriff*
>>13811373Cute girls in nice suits are always a wonderful thing.Speaking of which, didn't somebody write a story based off that tanuki office lady pic?
>>13811373That's just Mamizou in a suit.
>>13811373>the one Tanuki Office Lady pictureHow am I supposed to know which one you mean?
>>13811351>Mono is taking CommissionsFuck I wanted to pay him for something months back and now I can't remember what it is I wanted.
>>13811382That's just a human.
>>13811291I don't see any dicks
>>13811351How much does he cost? Do you paywith paypal or something? I'd hate to attach my name to any monmusu shit.
>>13811351>mono taking commissionsWhere.
I want to get my voice back after breaking my pact with a dragon, and then fight her to the death after learning dragons plan on killing all of humanity!
>>13811338It's shit.The anime is good but those talking about it are just ruining any enjoyment I would have looking at the threads.
>>13811385Look at her head anon. She's a Tanuki in disguise.
>>13811394>not listening to your dragon and fucking your sisterStill MAD.
>>13811378>>13811382Alrighty, looks like I'll do Business Attire instead. Thank you Anons for enlightening me.>>13811389$30, and I'm assuming so like most artists.>>13811390I contacted him via DA, so try there or his Tumblr.
>>13811397I feel bad for you. Now go play volleyball with this Elf.
>>13811394Did Caim do that in the Drakengard series, or are you referencing another series?
>>13811404Thanks a million!
>>13811404Brb, gonna hate to decide if I want to get gay and get him to draw some of my own characters
>>13811129>Dark PriestSo he was worshiping a false god too? That's extra heretical.
I want to slap a drink out of a monstergirl's hand and tell her to control the calamity that are her mammaries!
>>13811405I'd prefer some horseback riding.
>>13811427Hey Hound, what are you looking forward to in the anime?
>>13811406Yes, it's Drakengard.
>>13811427So you've finally remembered the girl you once swore eternal love to?
>>13811427>that faceGoddammit Cerea.
>>13811427Did you move on from Asterio?
>>13811427I thought you were loyal to Tio, slut.
>>13811441Didn't you know? Hound is a tits manThis is his excuse
>>13811441Silly anon, Asterio is the one he moved on to by abandoning Cerea and Tio.
>>13811434Neato.I can't wait for NieR 2.
>>13811447This cannot be allowed!
>>13811446But that's where you're wrong, Jim. Hound has abandoned them all for the MinoFor a dog, he sure is un-loyal.
>>13811435I never forgot. >>13811430MONs episode for sure, I wonder if they will try a different style with it.Rachnee, though her voice could be a bit more raspy but sexy. I dunno, I just always imagined her with a Emma Stone like voice, but that's just me.
>>13811447LEWD!
>>13811453>Implying someone with a hyperweapon that big shouldn't share it with many women
>>13811457>Rachne>Emma Stone voiceI always read her in an Aoi Yuki voice
>>13811463I forgot all about that. All those poor, big-tittied brown girls really got it hard, huh.
>>13811463It's trueOh man, how long has it been?
>>13811470Too long. Should we?
>>13811457>a bit more raspyThis exactly. Her voice is fine now, but I'd love it even more if it was lower and more seductive.
>>13811457>I never forgot.Could have fooled me>Switches to Tio>Then Switches to 12 Beast Cow>The probably switched to MM Cow
>>13811457>You will never spring hop on Cerea>She will never try to buck you off>You will never grab on her titties for dear life>You will never reduce her to a sweaty, panting quivering mess>You will never look into those teary blue eyes as she whispers "No">You will never rape her right in the horse pussy and cum inside, completely ruining her for marriage>You will never not take responsibility
>>13811457Christ, you poor bastards have to deal with Crix don't you.
>>13811427>dat filenameI don't get it.
>>13811491>Raping Cerea>Not taking responsibility>Making Cerea cry
>>13811500Catgirl licking herself vigorously.gif
>>13811500>liking EMG in the first placeYou are unworthy.
>>13811491To the Matango pit with you
>>13811511You cannot stop the dick.
>>13811470>>13811475I did.>Ecstasy of Nyanon : 3 times>Ecstasy of Maus : 7 times
>>13811509I've said it before and I'll say it again.
>>13811522He aims to pleaseNo wonder they like him so much
>>13811518Yes I can
>>13811475I still can't believe this happened.
>>13811526Recognition of your sins alone does not absolve you.
>>13811535Orgasm so good the jizz defies gravity.
>>13811443Can a man not have a harem in America?
>>13811543>Implying I want to be absolvedI will drown in my sins anon.
>>13811552Only in Utah.
>>13811534>he thinks he can stop the dick!!!I bet you like yuri faggot.
>>13811552I don't know. I'm not American
>>13811552Hound you're a slut, just admit it. There's nothing wrong with being a slut.
I want a Manticore to force me to watch The Green Inferno, knowing that I'm squeamish and can't stand Gorey movies at all and that with even minor stuff I cringe and close my eyes!
Some post the one that says we'll have sex with aliens or something, and that if we can't, we will build machines, to have sex with them.>>13811567Peter?
>>13811567I want to sit down with a Manticore and watch shitty over-the-top gorefest horror movies and mock them, MST3K style!
>>13811557Nah I don't like yuri at all and yurifags are cancer.
>>13811567I want to be a cuddle slut for a manticore.Before taking her home and making her watch KLK and Seed with me
>>13811567>manticuntsDisgusting, you deserve far worse.
>>13811528>>13811535>Ecstasy of Alpie 10 times>Ecstasy of Black Dragon 1 timesI know not what to make of this discovery.
>>13811567>>13811567I want to join the tunnel snakes and gun down manticores!
>>13811587Alphie would cum at mere touchNews at 11
>>13811559I refuse to let women be denied of myself?
>>13811591You should've seen the amount of white stuff in her, anon.
>>13811589I want to rebuild those manticore switch Golem tech, making Mechacores
>>13811594Doesn't matter, Alpie. You may be guaranteed a child because you practically filled her to the brim, but you only made her cum onceOnceThat is lacklustre
>>13811604Quantity over quality is your motto. I beg to differ.
>>13811597I will break bread with The Lightning Aces thunderbirds and we will fry the mechacores!
>Work in an office downtown>You've just been transferred>Rachel in collections quit, and as the most senior employee not currently holding a department head position, you were moved there to lead it>You have 5 employees under you>All Hornets>They're unsettlingly good at their jobs>Most of the time, accounts that come across their desks are settled the same day>After listening in on a few calls, you realized you should have known why they're so good>No one wants an angry Hornet knocking on their door>The duality of their nature, however, is far more unsettling than how they deal with people on the phone>Bubbly is the best way to describe them>Eager to please, total sweethearts>The complete opposite of the reputation Hornets hold>You suspect, however, that it's just an act they put up around you because you're both a man and their direct superior>Your suspicions are confirmed when accounting sends an intern, a human girl, to come pick up some paperwork>They sent her running back to her department in tears>Things changed that winter>You all worked late, until 6:30>The sun goes down at 4 in the winter, and it was a full moon that night>They were restless, fidgety>You knew why, and you wanted to finish up and bolt before they snapped>You never got the chance>"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" screamed one, as she leaped over her desk and straight at you>The other 3 were right behind her>They raped you all night long, though they dedicated almost as much energy towards fighting each other for a chance at you>Every day after that was a struggle>You were now "on the menu", it would seem>You had to work really, really hard to maintain order and productivity>And occasionally dominance
>>13811618>hornetsSTOPPED READING THERE
>>13811613Alright then, Alpie. Let's see how far you're going to defend thisScenario: You and your Black Dragon waifu which still escapes me how you even managed to bag that, end up having sexShe puts it in, you cum. That's oneShe starts moving around, you cum. That's twoShe tries to get into it, you cum. That's threeHer, being baffled that your dick is a facet, starts taking pictures of your embarrassed self. You cum. That's fourAmazed by your non existent dexterity, she starts making fun of you. You cum. That's fiveThrill of the moment, she calls her friends, putting them on speaker so they can hear your whimpers of embarrassment as they all collectively laugh at you. You cum. SixNeed I go on? Fucking god damn it, why are you so fun to bully?
>>13811625If you really wanted to hurt me, you'd attack my new update I'm totally insecure about.And I didn't bag the Black Dragon. That's not how it works.
>>13811625>actually bullying a self proclaimed alpJust so we're clear, I am not defending alps.
>>13811644It was a mistake on my part and I got too into it. Fucking masochistic aura's man. I am sorry>>13811639What new update?I'm kidding. I like to bully you, but I'm not that mean
>>13811650>What new update?The one that was promised.
>>13811656The Vertex update? The one I told you to update in three hours time but it took you way longer than that? A day even?Or is this a different update?
>>13811660This is the one I said I'd do today when I said yesterday I'd lied about finishing it.
>>13811666I know you lied. When you're a person who doesn't like liars, you catch onto people lyingAnd I don't like liars, Alpie
>>13811614>The lighting acesPlease!Who do you think supplies them with thei bang sticks?Besides, I've built the Mechacores with spins that are accurate within one mile and lust inducing laser cannons!
>>13811671But I kept my first promise regarding this chapter, that is, finishing it by Friday. Which I did.
>>13811676That doesn't condone the fact that you lied
We've been falling of the board at a much faster pace then usual.
I want a Manticore to pin me down and tell me about all the lewd things she plans to do with me!
>>13811678But I didn't lie about everything!
>>13811677Have we? I mean, we're on page 4If we were falling like the meteor that killed the Don's, we'd be on 7 by now
>>13811677off the*
>>13811675You should infect them with the succuvirus then.
>>13811682Uhuh. I'll remember that, Alpie
>>13811694So you gonna read that thing or not? I can't stay up all night you know.
>>13811698I don't know. Maybe I will, but maybe later. Or maybe I won't, and LIE and say that I didOr maybe I will, and LIE that I didn'tYou'd better stay awake if you want to find out
>>13811700But it's 22:10! This is way past my bedtime! Ten minutes past it!
>>13811675>literally "I'm in bed with the gang you just made up"Are you invincible dragonfag?
>>13811706Really? Interesting. Maybe I should read you a bed time story. How about your chapter?But then again, I've already read it. But am I telling the truth? Or am I LYING?Surely you can survive an hour.
>>13811689Nah, that's reserved for pure golems.Have you seen a manticores mind merged with that of a succuvirus?
>>13811708No, I am the mad scientist who rules these wastes!Plotting evil against those that mess with my shit!
>>13811710I can try.
>>13811717Do or do not, there is no try, Alpie
>>13811719Have I ever told you how much I despise Star Wars? Including the original trilogy.
>>13811715A scientist would be able to come up with something on his own.
>>13811677Well it is summer.
>>13811722Really? Well that's nice to know. AlpieGo to bed. Get out of my sight. I read the update when you posted it a while ago.May your crippling self esteem make you think I'm lying
>>13811732Your villainy will be punished eventually, if not in this world, then in the next.
>>13811725Hey!Have you tried growing a clone manticore and implanting her with augmentations?As much as I love Sammy it is not as efficient as grabbing some bodies and jabbing shiny bits in there.Now if you'll excuse me I need to give and Arachne a spinneret plasma cannon and pick the little robocub up from soccer
>>13811733Perhaps. But for now, my villainy will reign
>>13811738Your soul will never find peace. But mine will. Nighty-night, don't let the Creepy-crawly bite.
>>13811742We shall seeOh, and we'll talk about Creepy Crawlies when you wake up. You can count on it
>>13811742>referencing oomukades after what you didI want to punch you so bad you have no idea.
Part 2 is up, everyone.>Part 1 for anyone who missed it: http://pastebin.com/bzsb23sa>Part 2: http://pastebin.com/StyXnSgT
>>13811787Fuck off back to /d/
Oh great, we're going to have another shitstorm because this faggot wants to post more /d/ shit.
>>13811812I don't think Drace is a /d/ick, anon.
>>13811291You continue to be a fucking good artist!
>>13811817How much /d/ are we talking about anon?
>>13811068>>13811085I don't mind stinky. In fact, I embrace it.
>>13811817I'm sorry, but how is this /d/? I don't know if I mentioned this or not, but I'm just keeping this to a slice-of-life series and probably not going to put any explicit sex in it.
>>13811818>I wasn't here for the shitstorm he causedI know.
>>13811812>>13811817Having read Drace's stuff, I don't know what you guys are talking about.
Reminder not to break any of Hathor's commandments, or you'll be punished by Healthhounds.
>>13811826The shitstorm I caused was when I mentioned maybe including monsterboys. After great amounts of rage and me getting called a fag several times, I reassured everyone that I would not include monsterboys in the story at all, not even as unnamed background characters.
>>13811826And? He didn't intend to.
>>13811830I care not for the laws of your fat cow goddess.
>>13811830Anon, that's gonna make me want to break Hathor's commandments more.
>>13811291Ryu's chest looks small, or is it just me?
>>13811833And? He still did, insisting on referencing monsterboys when people told him to fuck off until he finally relented, he isn't innocent and you need to get off his dick.
>>13811060
>>13811842I admit that that was a mistake, and I didn't realize how adamant the people here would be about that. I apologize and take full responsibility for that fuckup, and I'll try my best to avoid causing shitstorms like that in the future.
>>13811848Brilliant, thanks Mithril.
>>13811848It's the Maus with the seven scars!
>>13811818In his defense, there was a /d/fag here last thread, came from /gfd/, maybe he thought they were one and the same.
>>13811848Hey Mith, do you take commissions?
>>13811848Noice.>filenameThat would be the sound I'd make If I tried that at home.
>>13811830I would gently blow into her ear
>>13811830Someone explain to me why this is a punishment?
>>13811900They're big! They might sit on you! They might make you lick their tubby navels!
Somehow you fucked up and angered a Death Dragon, how do you proceed?
>>13811939Beat her up and take her loot, duh?What are you? Some lvl 5 faggot?
>>13811939Beg for my life.
>>13811939Pffft, she can only kill me once, after that she gets hers.
>>13811939A what?Do I need to look at the D&D Wiki?
>>13811939Give up and lay on the floor so she can kill me.
>>13811931You're not convincing me not to anon.
>>13811946But anon, you can't defeat Dragons remember?
>>13811939Whip out my level 20 wizard license
>>13811939Give her a new bone to ride.
>>13811962But Anon! Do you really want to be stuck as a tubby Hellhound's boy toy? She's big! Chubby! She'll dominate you and make you feel lower than her! She'll cuddle you and smoosh you in her plush body!
>>13811964What? Since when?
>>13811974Since day one.
>>13811971Anon, you're only making this sound better.
>>13811978Lying on the internet, are we?That's a paddlin'.
>>13811971That's actually exactly what I want, yes.
>>13810668I'm fucking late, but Apsara with a pair of chakrams.
>>13811971This is sounding more divine by the minute
>>13811980>>13812001>>13811986Alright, but if you really want to sit in a Hellhound's chubby thighs while she demands you feed her while she nuzzles her head into you, or when she makes you massage her, worming your hands through her tubby plush body and working her knots out, and then afterwards she'll make you eat her out while smashing your head inbetween her thick meaty thighs, and finally cuddling you while she mumbles how much she loves you and will always protect you, while her massive fluffy tails wags and beats the bed behind her, than I suppose.But I must say you guys have demented tastes.
>>13812003Yeah, I'm fine with this.Ok even.Healthhound a great
>>13811351What you should do is Apsara in urban street clothes.Like that girl Pupa Salgueiro.Or a Kunoichi in school uniform wearing a sick mask instead of a regular face mask.
>>13812022Too late, I already paid. Doing a Monster Girl in business attire.
>>13812026Bah!Good shit always happens when I'm fucking sleeping.
>>13812003Healthhounds a best.
>>13811859Yes just contact me on TFT.org for now
>>13811291You drew muh sahuagin.Nigga status: []Not my [X]My
>>13812044>TFTThe fuck is wrong with you?
>>13812060At least it's not that place Bromont uses.
>>13812065Are you still salty?
>>13812065I take pedos over bob any day of the week.
>>13812060Oh no! He's using an alternative site to store his stories! How shameful!>>13812065God, I'm still surprised how fucking petty you people get here sometimes
>>13812068Are you blind? Of course he is. How can anyone be salty over a man who cried manly bitch tears over Iwata's death I'll never know.
>>13812075Did you misquote?
>>13812071But anon, there are pedos posting in this RIGHT NOW.
>>13812088THERE IS A PEDO INSIDE OF YOUYour Skeleton-chan inside of you really likes Shotas.
>>13812088And I'd rather let them watch my kids than associate with anything even remotely related to bob.
There is no smile better than cheeky smiles.
>>13812092She can have her shotas when I'm dead assuming I don't put my corpse inside of a suit of armor and have it welded shut first.
>>13812092If Skeleton-chan thinks I'm alping for her sake she's got another thing coming.
>>13812003I would be a butler for her, spoiling and taking care of whatever she needed and dispensing tummy rubs whenever she asked
I want to cheat on a Mantis!
Is it me or are we a little slow for once during this time of the day?
>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus
>>13811129>[YOU]http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/%E3%80%8CYOU%E3%80%8DSo, how does this work. Am I now dicking myself?
>>13812119>tummy rubs for the HealthhoundMad manYou're a mad man
>>13812137While she won't kill you, she'll definitely take extreme measures to ensure you never do that again.
>>13812151Like what?
>>13812149Am I?I dare to go where few men go, rub what many fear to rub.I shall rub the belly of a healthhound
>>13812137I want to tell your mantis she deserves better than you and that there's always more fish in the sea!
>>13812153Cutting your limbs off and making you completely dependent on her.
>>13812153She becomes a yandere dungeon master and shotafies you or some shit, I don't know.
>>13812158Well that's just rude, now I want to cheat on her more!
>>13812151These pictures, has anyone ever drawn either a) them fighting or b) working together to claim the guy via sex or silly shenanigans?
>>13812164Good luck, you're bed ridden and trapped in her dungeon.
>>13812165Nope.
>>13812168I'll find a way.
>>13812172No you won't.
>>13812172She'll kill your lover and wear her skin during sex.
>>13811848>New Hinezumi artToday is a good day.
>>13812177I think after the second time she'd just leave.Then I'll just get a Lich to attach my limbs and everything will be fine,
>>13812177I would kill our rape baby daughter and eat it in right in front of her then.
You guys can be sick. Why cheat on Monster Girls when you can Banepost with them instead?
>>13812210Because I want to see my rape wife's heart shatter as I fuck a much nicer woman and talk about how I wish she was my wife instead.
>>13812210Some monsters deserve to be cheated on
>>13812218Name three.
just a reminder I hate you all
>>13812220Im not falling for this bait
>>13812221I hate me too, anon.
>>13812220matangomindflayeryour waifu
>>13812220ManticoreManticoreManticore
>>13812220HellhoundManticoreDragons
>>13812243Come on anon, why you gotta be mean to the Manticores?
>>13812243>>13812248You guys are faggots.
>>13812248>spoilerNow you've done it.Fite me bro.
>>13812220BeetlejuiceBeetlejuiceBeetlejuice
Working in the sewers of MGC must be very dangerous. Large mice running around, bubble slime just waiting for YOU, homeless were-bats that are dominant in the pitch black, Beelzebubs everywhere. Hazard pay doesn't even begin to cover all that.
>>13812250I wouldn't have to if they weren't so shit.Take it up with them.
>>13812256It's Betelgeuse you uncultured swine.
>>13812258>homeless were-bats that are dominant in the pitch blackThat sounds lovely.
>>13812248>HellhoundBut anon, Hellhounds love you!
>>13812258Still better than working in real Sewers. MGC Sewers have cute lazy powerful Alligator Girls that you can make small talk with. Real life Sewers have this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQmFWYWqTZA
>>13812264Call the cops, idgaf.
>>13812258Don't forget those marshmallow-eatin' gator girls the tabloids are always ranting about.
>>13812220UnicornsOgresJackie Chan
>>13812280why would you do that to Jackie Chan your the worse kind of person
>>13812274What the fuck is that?
>>13812280Now you're asking for trouble.
>>13812280>Jackie Chando you have a deathwish anon?
>>13812285What lives in the Sewers beneath you.And one day, it shall grow powerful enough to no longer need the shelter of the Sewers. Then, it shall rise.
>>13812285Going by the comments section, that might just be a tubifex worm or something.
>>13812285Associated videos had some kind of worm in the title, seems like a colony of filth eating worms. Why do worms gotta be so creepy?
>That H-manga where the boy slurps up the rape creampies from the horsepussy before taking her for himselfFor what purpose?
>>13812296Not this shit again.
>>13812296Because it's white knight porn.
>>13812296for the purpose of fuck nice things
>>13812243>>13812248>>13812280
>>13812296Horse pussy is the ultimate expression of love.
>>13812296Are you new to h-mangas or something? Have you ever seen a guy blow his potato shavings on a girl, only to have them disappear in a panel or two?
>>13812301What are you gonna do about it?
>>13811848Dayum that's nice.
I want to give a pear shaped Cheshire loli a piggyback ride while she plants her big bottom on the back of my neck.
>>13812296He cleaned her out, and them proved himself superior to those who raped her prior.Definitely better than the usual fare like Ahobaka likes to indulge in.
Albedo best girl.
>>13812354she ok still a slut tho
>>13812354Is the Lich in this series some dudes MMO avatar or whatever?
>>13812354>Naming a demon "reflected sunlight"I know the Nips always pick the strangest engrish names but this one irks me.
>>13812364Yes and no.It was. Then magic happened, and he became the Lich and the guild he built in-game got transported to an actual magical world.
>>13812365Nips use english for things because they think it looks and sounds(?) cool IIRC.
>>13812363Nothing wrong with sluts if they're your sluts.
>>13812363She is not.It's right there in her character bio. He rewrote the part that said "Slut" to "in love with me".
>>13812370So, sort of like how cringeworthy weebs here use japanese words? Just cool and accepted? Weird.
>>13812374you can't fix a slut no matter what you do a slut will always be a slut
>>13812375>cringeworthy weebs hereNigga don't be a baka.
>>13812374She wasent originally a slut she was a bitch the slut part is because shes half succubus.
>>13812060If not tft then pixiv. Just not a fan of jap interface
>>13812379Anon, she's so loyal to him and him alone that she's concocted plans to assassinate any other supreme beings that may still exist.Supreme beings are essentially gods to them. She is literally planning to murder gods just so that she can direct all of her loyalty and affection towards Papabones.
>>13812386Except that in Japanese Vernacular, Bitch = Slut, they both mean the same thing.
>>13812384More meant the west as a whole than this thread specifically.
>>13812389ok then shes a crazy/loyal slut
>>13812350But Anon, all the other monsters make fun of her for it and her pants when she's working as a bellhop are super tight on her
>>13812389Considering the other supreme beings were his buddies I highly doubt he would let her live if she pulled some shit like that.
>>13812399Even better.
>>13812388>Just not a fan of jap interfaceI guess that's fair.
>>13812258>not wearing a strobelight suit and special protective shades of which you carry like six backupsI feel no empathy for the faggots who get raped in MGC or MGE.
>>13812299>yfw you now realize why they're white
>>13812418But that would just start a sewer dance party.
>>13812425"Creamy knights" was considered...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKGREf7wDdcWe comfy MGs now?
>>13812407But Anon!She's only going to get bigger as she ages.Forget seat cushions, her behind will more than make up for it.
>>13812448She's a Sabbath member hooked on Holstaur milk though, which naturally makes her a little more bottom heavy and shit.She'd still be able to teleport and turn invisible without issue though.
>>13812445I'd live in the shire with a large dormouse family.But do they get internet and television there?
>>13812433At first I was like :lAnd then I was like :lYou're not funny
>>13812445>tfw you'll never go on a adventure with waifu or your bros>tfw you'll never experience the excitement of preparing >tfw you wake and its morning and you have work and no MG wifefuck this reality
>>13812469You can go on plenty of adventures Irl you just have to have money.
>>13812469Stop being such a pussy.
>>13812460Yeah can you imagine her trying to sneak only to smack something with that oversized bubble butt?She'd stay invisible and teleport to a box out of shame
>>13812465I've been told that before.
>>13811787Don't be afraid to put more than one part in a single paste if it's so short. Just mention update at line xxx. >>13811826>shitstorm The guy properly asked what he should or shouldnt do in his story. That some people decide to berate him for it instead isn't his fault.There's nothing wrong with him or his story.
>>13812141It's normal right now, if not faster than usual. It will speed up much more in the coming hours. That said, yesterday was a really slow day and the thread died early.
>>13812464No.Also, being a manlet with hairy feet living underground a hobbit does not make.
Sluts are a miracle of the universe.
>>13812477She's perfect.
>>13812445Always comfy. https://youtu.be/5_3ZgxcnxMk?t=1m35s
>>13812489I'm 5'10".
>>13812492Anon, they're the complete opposite.
>>13812496https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt524wGJFqs
>>13812492Yeah, but who wants to date them?
>>13812492She really was a great slut and her mom too
>>13812499oh please. I'm 5'6
>ROCK LESSLIE CONQUERED *YOUR* UNDEFEATED STREAK AT MAMANOMANIA!>MY CLIENT ROCK LESSLIE CONQUERED YOUR UNDEFEATED STREAK AT MAMANOMANIA!>YOU SOLD YOUR SOUL TO DRUELLA TO EXACT REVENGE ON ROCK LESSLIE!>BECAUSE MY CLIENT ROCK LESSLIE CONQUERED YOUR UNDEFEATED STREAK AT MAMANOMANIA!>YOU CAN SELL YOUR SOUL TO DRUELLA, BUT YOUR ASS BELONG TO ROCK...LESSLIEEEEEEEE!>Dong
>>13812494True but she may not think that.And what would you do if she asked if you wanted her Bigger?
>>13812510And suddenly I'm reminiscing about how that snobbish All-American Harpy got caught in that sleeper hold by that shortstack hobgoblin from Red Hook.
>>13812507You win this time.
>>13812445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALcMsS9Cis4
>>13812516There's a point when an ass becomes /d/ or obesity levels in size, so I'm totally fine with something similar to the image in my above post.
>>13812484Why you're replying to a two hour old spat I'll never know, but all the samesee >>13811833 >>13811842
>>13812469Indeed.
What do you guys think of a Mantis who is also a wasp?Would they be a super pissed off kuu?
>>13812445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgx-G4eSJ_0
What's with all those vanilla Oni Hentai?
>>13812531>TFW we'll never have Smaug-chan
>>13812536That's kemono, faggot.
>>13812525Well I'm sure she'd be happy to know you love her the way she is.You also may find the mice girls getting stuck more often as she gets rid of some stuff she'd prepared just in case.
>>13812492OH MY.>>13812505You, but they're too busy fucking Chad and here you are.
>>13812534These exist? And a mad scientist didn't create them? The fuck nature.Yes, but better than normal hornets at least.
>>13812534Dear god
>>13812544Chad wouldn't use them any longer than I would, so no harm done.
>>13812545>Better than normal hornetsThey're still parasitoids, you know.
>>13812527He clearly mentioned at >>13811851 that he fucked up. And did so in the previous thread. Give the aggresive replies a rest and make the thread better for everyone. >Why you're replying to a two hour old spat I'll never know, but all the sameThis is not a chatroom, people aren't here constantly. People will and should reply to even 8 hour posts if they feel that they can add something to it or wish to share their opinion. That said, bringing up old spats is a bad idea in any case. So i'll drop it now to prevent the Kiki's from crying.
>>13812534>>13812545I remember that this one artist I follow who has 2 OCs, a Mantis Girl and a Hornet Girl who used to date.When he saw that gif, his response was to do a quick sketch of the two embracing, starry-eyed, with the caption "Gay Babies".
>>13812552Yeah, but it doesn't look like it can sting you. And it uses spiders for that.
>>13812555>Give the aggresive replies a restHow about fuck and fuck your safe space.
>>13812543>You also may find the mice girls getting stuck more oftenPff, not my problem.
>>13812558They have the second most painfull sting in nature.
>>13812445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4uR39jNeGE
>>13812564Doesn't the Irakandji or Box Jellyfish proper have the most painful?Or am I mistaken and it's the goddamned Stone Fish?
>>13812564In that case, fuck nature and fuck that thing.
Which artists are best for transformation commisions?
>>13812570What evil are you planning?
>>13812570I'm not biting this time satan.
>>13812571Cute.
>>13812445https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5S3gBq6nlNc
>>13812571Would put on a reservation to build a casino.
>>13812566[X] GIVE HER THE B
>>13812571Yes more of that please.
>>13812570.less, his Apophis transformation was pretty hot.
>>13812500Do you know how many pure girls would be raped everyday if there weren't any sluts to go around?Can you imagine how many poor virgins would never get laid if all women were stuck up little bitches who won't spread their legs after enough drinks?How would a world without easy women be?>>13812505>>13812506Sluts are the hero mankind deserves, but not the one it loves... so we will hate them, because they can take it.
>>138125402pure4me, would tenderly love and cuddle
>>13812587>because they can take itBoy can they.
>>13812561Really?Do you want to walk in the kitchen one day and see the plump, heart shaped rear end of a mouse girl sticking from your wall?The victim of one snack too many after the cheshire dumped her extra milk?
>>13812445Comfy time with comfy MGshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWxO_qRdelA
>>13811068Centipedes aren't the ones that stink.That's millipedes.One is carnivorous, the other is an herbivore.
>>13812596Not him, but you're giving me some nice ideas for delicious mouse traps.
Anyone have stitches from the monmusu anime?
>>13812596I wouldn't mind seeing a pear shaped Cheshire and Giant mouse hotdog me each morning.
>>13812602S&M oriented stuff?
>>13812602You fool.
>>13810885What type of monster girl has a pussy that isn't located on their crotch besides Manticores?
>>13812608Maybe. Not that I can write that stuff well.>>13812609What?
>>13812573Something where the person starts as a girl for once instead of a guy, I know, such a fucking menace.
>>13812613>Something where the person starts as a girl for once instead of a guy, I know, such a fucking menace.Not him, but carry on then. What monstergirl is involved though?
>>13812587Alright alright, how about you stick to your Mizuryuu Kei, and I stick to my Homunculus?
>>13811162Uh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmipDeVs3XYI'd say it goes over pretty well.
>>13811162>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWGW8-x6OYI'm dead.
>>13811162>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfhiNBC9yM4I think it will go well
>>13812606No one would.Although you need to keep the fact that mice live in groups in mind.>>13812608He probably means more along the lines of cheese bait using holst/Hathor milk.After a while those girls while have too much HEALTH/chest meat to fit through the holesThen you got a plump mouse girl ripe for personal use.
>>13811162What if I can't remember what is the last song I listened to?
>>13811162>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3V9zxXN1rx0I'm going to go through a hundred blood vials for this shit.
>>13812619Not sure exactly but a fluffy tail will be involved.
>>13812619Not sure exactly but a fluffy tail will be involved because fluffy tail pwoofing out of a girl's back is the best.
http://imgur.com/hu4l8hj
>>13812652Gotcha>>13812653Lookin' good so far, boyo.
>>13812653Tell me about Super Wurm. Why does she wear the dorito?
>>13812658To cover her Nono bits of course
>>13812624I want to be the pack's alpha!
>>13811618>You have 5 employees under you>All HornetsThen,>"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" screamed one, as she leaped over her desk and straight at you>The other 3 were right behind her1+3=4 but before there were 5?
>>13812686If that version of Rexy is given ear fins, she'd pretty much look like a muscular version of the MGEs Lizardman.
>>13812686>Professor UtoniumI don't get it.
>>13812694It's obvious who he's supposed to be.>Are you implying that a population made entirely of sugar and spice will breed?
>>13812694The joke is that rather than Dinos, they're Lolis, with Rexy being an anomaly as she's all grown up.PPG kind of gets attention from Lolicons in Japan, and that fandom tends to make Utonium out to be something of a pedo, thus...
>>13812694The joke is that he created the little girls.>Masrani: "I asked you to create lolis, not monsters!">Utonium:"We lolicon... are the real monsters here."
>>13812711>>13812712>>13812713Ah, I see. Thanks anons!
>>13812686I want to teach indominous chan that she doesn't need to fight or hurt!
So despite wanting to not keep announcing when I'm live, the room is deadly quiet and I don't like that.http://anonkun.com/stories/monster-girl-engagement/SFsYm33TcSXz3zcdw/monster-girl-engagement-session-6/eQ8GQ5PsvnPcoPyt8Please try to remember I am live Weds and Sat 7:30 Eastern time.
>>13812556link?
>>13812741Okay so it turns out the "Gay Babies" bit was a tag rather than a caption in-image.Made it easier to find tho.http://0lightsourced.tumblr.com/post/118751309055/comicsncoolshit-mantidflies-are-insects-in
It's dead.
>>13812060He's been Bob's team from the start m9.
>>13812773Meh. Wasn't as good as I was expecting.
>>13812839Sorry, I ran out of ideas of things I want to shitpost about.
>>13812839Just like our hopes and dreams
Mechanic Anubis will never scold you for waiting so long in between proper service intervals. She'll never really go deep, giving your head(s) a port and polish and a valve job (with plenty of lapping). She'll never take you under her wing and then laugh when she catches you with your camshaft out, or your inexperience in boring out and honing her cylinder wall. But she'd be gentle and guide you through it until you're an expert.
>>13812862Doe Adell get to plow that pussy every night?
>>13812873If they're still traveling together by the end of Disgaea 2, all signs point to yes.
>>13812856The elf on the right looks retard
>>13812773Get past the trap and furry stuff, that guy's art isn't too bad. Gina character's a cutie.
>>13812867I'd rather date Striker Eureka.
>>13812862>>13812873>Banging what is literally a Stage Omega Alp
>>13812886What?
>>13812839Yeah, I'm too busy trying to make the most oppai Loli vampire of all time me.Redults are promising
>>13812895Huh?
>>13812884I'd much rather a Crimson Typhoon
>>13812884I think you may have missed the point, anon.
>>13812894She's the reincarnation of a Male Overlord. Female body, male soul.
>>13812886I don't get it.She's a Netherworld Demon.
>>13812909Still would tap and impregnate
>>13812909Alps are monstergirls that were once faggots and still kinda are. They certainly aren't the reincarnations of motherfuckers that looked like Chaos from Final Fantasy, so no Rozalin ain't no Alp.
>>13812878There's not a whole lot of good images of her just being fucked, like held up by her hips and being banged, and she's loving it
>>13812909So you're saying she was born and raised a female?Okay.
>>13812917He didn't look like Chaos you fagmonster.
>>13812921Well shit, I had my mind on some other Disgaea demon.Still, Overlord Zenon and Chaos are both voiced by Norio Wakamoto in Japanese though.
Rozalin ain't the alp of Disgaea.This is.
If all monsters pre-succubization were males besides succubi, does that mean all monster girls beside succubi are alps or the descendants of alps?
>>13812947Who knows?Still, the answer remains that lamias are best girls.That's all that matters to me.
>>13812947No, they had females before hand.Most of them did at least.
>>13812952On a separate note, I think I may need to further sort my lamia pics.
>>13812867
>>13812947Alps are made from faggot human men and not monsterboys, so no. Semantics
>>13812947I feel insulted.
>>13812882Is that giratina?
>>13812947>all monsters pre-succubization were malesIncorrect. Lamias, Harpies, and potentially several others were entirely female races.
>>13812882Yes. Yes she is.I don't mind the traps, but the furry can get pretty weird at times.His recent Rachnee and Polt pics were great too.>>13812974Yes.She is Gi-rati-na.Gina the Giratina.
What's everyone doing?Having dinner and watching youtube videos.
>>13812974Yes. It took a few images to pick up on it, though. The one where he carries her in her pokeball since she can't fit on buses is pretty cute.
>>13812867>>13812959I am woefully saddened and I'm not entirely sure why.
Just finished off a wank, gonna go play some Terraria.
>>13812909>Reincarnation>May have been opposite gender in past life>Applies to every character in most fiction regarding the subject>Transmigration is a thing in Disgaea series and any character who is not story related can become a female humanoid.
>>13812986>TerrariaMe too, anon. Its the entire reason why I haven't finished any updates lately and I wish I could drag myself away.
>>13812982Drinking copious amounts of Sangria and editing and proofing the longass story I've been working on since April.
>>13812982Reading comics and fapping
>>13812686Dinosaur girls are cute!Cute!
>>13812982Being not motivated enough to fap to anything.
>>13812982Sitting here, not really motivated to write or do anything, listening to the Death Parade OST for the upteenth time.Wondering why Moonlit Song always puts me in a fucking downer sort of mood for writing sad but sweet stories.
>>13812982Replaying some Pokemon
>>13813004I want a clever girl to sneak up on me and tackle hug me.
>>13812982I just got done from playing MH4U. I'm taking a break.
>>13811162>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9ZZgDqzAg¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>13812984Because of no spunky Anubis mechanic in your life?Though I wonder how she'd do anything with those big meaty paws. Fine motor control and dexterity are very much required in mechanics, along with being able to get your hands into tight, cramped places.
>>13813031>Because of no spunky Anubis mechanic in your life?Yes. That.Anyway, personally, I think that Anubi, and other BIG FLUFFY PAW girls like her would have excellent dexterity, as a result of growing up and having to grow used to working with their paws. That or magical gloves that help compress them. Either or.
>>13811162https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOH6LNtV4d0OowawooawoooOOOOOOOooooo~
>>13812153
>>13811162I got this shit, man.>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
I want to ask my paladin oneesan to fly me to the roof and teach me how to fight.
>>13813102>to fly me to the roofHow?
Is not fighting killing us?
>>13813107An excellent question, I probably saw a valkryie and thought all lady Paladins could fly.I am not a bright child
>>13813107All oneesans are capable of flight and sharing their flight powers with others.
>>13813122Your ugly face is killing us.
>>13813122No.>>13813123On the subject of Valkyries, I've always assumed that female Order soldiers wore simplified version of the normal Valkyries armor.
>>13813134Got 'em.
>>13813128Do they get it just by being onee-sans, or do they have to do some social link shit with their otouto?
>>13813134Your waifu being fucked by sixty niggers you microdick cuck.
>>13813137Same, then again I've always assumed particularly devout, female members of the order could ascend and become them, serving the Chief God directly.
Its been almost 6 months, what have i missed?
>>13813153Fuck off.
>>13813153Is this Liquid Inari or Solid Inari?
>>13813162Solid, unless someone took my name in the time i was gone.
>>13813153>>13813170I had a thoughtIf you and PsychoFox ever fugged, you would probably bottom while dressed as a catgirl or some shit.
>>13813185Psychofox is a lying overly imaginative 5 year old who deals with power the same way a monkey deals with a machine gun.
>>13813190Said the pot to the kettle
It is this time once again.Time to tell me how your waifu's laugh sounds like.
I want an Apophis to break into my house and tell me she's going to grape me in the mouth!
>>13813190By shooting at everyone?
>>13813153Very little.
>>13813197Like silence because she's not real you autistic faggot.
>>13813197Eeheeeheeahahahahaaheeeahahaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.Something like that.
>>13813198Be careful what you wish for~
>>13813153>he still has the tripmy sides.
>>13813197CAWCAWAWAWAWAWAWA.
>>13813207I want to squeeze grape juice out of an Apophis!
>>13813198>>13813207>>13813213This talk about milking snakes is making me thirsty.
>>13813153Loli touching.Oh so naughtily.
>>13813217>you will never have an Apophis onee-san that lactates Holstaur milk
>>13813222>Houlstaur MilkWhy not grape juice? Wine if she's a MILF.
>>13813153When can we expect more stories?
>>13813226Because it's be rad as fuck, grape juice isn't a component for cereal anyways.
>>13813228Fuck off.
>>13813198>She bites you and tells you to stay on the couch>You can do nothing but listen as she moves through the house, unable to disobey>Moments seem like hours as you wait for your unknown fate>You hear her coming closer, closer...>Her coils wrap snugly around you>HOLY SHIT, THIS IS IT, YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND PRAY FOR A QUICK DEATH>???>Something is pressing against your lips>You slowly open your eyes and see a peanut sandwich in the apophis' hand>"Say ah anon" she says with a smile>You obey, taking a small bite>It's peanut butter and grape jelly>And it's fucking awesome>You spend the rest of the afternoon watching movies with the apophis until the venom wears off>She says she'll come back next week and make you a proper meal
>>13813228When im heavily bored, possibly drunk.
>>13813228Out the fuck get.
>>13813197I wouldn't mind an ojou sama MG. A fox would be the perfect fit.
>>13813263
>>13813228Why would you want that? I mean, why? Do you hate us that much?
>>13813197Fufufufu?
>>13813197Gakakaka
>>1381330710/10 would rub abs
This must be what living with a Dryad is like, except there's no love.But dryads still a shit though.I guess this post was pointless.
>>13813272<3>>13813273Its almost like you dont like the stories...>>13813197BWA-HA HA HA HAAA
>>13813317><3No one wants you here bob 2.0, why do you return?
>>13813197GYEHAHAHAHAHA!
>>13813325Why are you dumping random Orc shit?
>>13813328We're dead and people get antsy, fucking faggots.
>>13813331Fuck you too.
>>13813310I kind of want to rub her tongue
>>13813337>I'm gonna dump cause I'm bored and an assholeNo. You.
>>13812686I want to tame the scary mamono!
>>13813231Not with that attitude.
>>13812947I like to think that according to classic fantasy rules and setting there were a handful of entirely female races, but the vast majority were either normal male and female or asexual.Beast types and undead would have been normal male/female. Plant types and slimes and elementals would have been mostly genderless.
Go ranger go ranger go
>>13813385Hound, what are your thoughts on Loen running you out of a job by colouring his own stuff? You two were the dynamic duo
>>13813385That looks wonderful.
Now I need a loli wurm edit of this.
>>13813385Ridiculous.
>>13813402I'd prefer a Nightmare.
Yandere wet nurse monstergirls
>>13813407You. I like you.
>>13813395Makes me want to get better.
>>13813417Stealing children from their mothers? [] Approve[x[ Do not approve
>>13813427What if the mom is a grimy old wench, or out of the picture?
>>13813427She'll love him more then hi real mother ever would.
>>13813424Really? Is that jealousy, or the burning resolve to become better and surpass your former master Loen?
>>13813337>MFW I had thought of a Dark Elf BDSM short>MFW it'd be too 50 Shades
>>13813446You mean too vanilla?
>>13813440Both? I'd love to draw and color like him, .less, Mono, and all the others.
>>13813446Make it all lovey dovey like that one OD thing you did.
>>13813402I could try my hand at it, but I'm too busy replaying Demonbane.
>>13813459>OD>Vanilla
>>13813437Still would prefer she not take him away, keep him safe, but where he belongs.>>13813438You anger me.
>>13813460Just for that filename, I'm gonna kill her 5 times as hard.
>>13813474>not wanting to see yandere breastfeeding shenanigans>not wanting to see yandere breastfeeding shenanigans involving a monstergirl that isn't a Holstaur
>>13813474Don't you want that little boy to be happy with a mother that will love him?
>>13813457~Rising up! Back on the streets...
>>13813457Really? InterestingSo, say Loen were to open up an apprenticeship. Would you take it?
>>13813489>human women can't love, to the point they don't even love their sonsebin
>>13813500Are you really pulling the "muh humanity" schtick? It's obvious the human mom was a shitter, although not all human moms are shitters.
>>13813486>Yandere Gazer wet nurse>Who also has a small chest complex>Her face when her soneru admits to liking her better this way since he could nuzzle into her bosom further as a baby>>13813459What OD thing are we talking about?
>>13813500You don't understand anon. It's her destiny to raise this child. After all, the reason she became wet nurse was because she was unable to conceive a child in the first place, and when she saw the baby, she knew that he was meant to be hers.
>>13813471It's kind of funny, I've gotten so many kinks that what I think of as 'vanilla' is still remarkably fetishy by normalfag standards.
>>13813509>Wet nurse>Small chest complexShit doesn't work that way. Her breasts are going to grow if she's producing milk. Maybe not a like a cow's tits would, but she won't have the proportions of a pre-teen schoolgirl.
>>13813496Eh... school should be my main focus. I just do the coloring and stuff to relax. I plan on practicing this coming week with my Wacom though, never used the thing besides once long ago.
>>13813509>Yandere Werewolf wet nurse with separation anxiety>uses her breast milk in various recipes to ensure her adoptive soneru grows up strong>all in the comfort of their sizable log cabin home, the only home he needs
>>13813525Oh go away King Jobber
>>13813528Well that makes sense. Good on you for putting school firstWell that was a fun interview/time killer.
>>13813536Good luck on finding a apprentice.It'd be cool to see.What about Mithril?
>>13813511Looks like someone is getting purged stealing babies aint ok.
>>13813555It's not stealing. That baby was destined to be hers. The human only gave birth to it.
>>13813545Oh I'm not Loen. I was bored and killing time
>>13813504>guys hasn't said anything about the circumstances around the mother >hurr she's a shitter!Do you hate your mom anon? Did she throw one two many macaroni crafts in the thrash?
>>13813563and shes destined to die by the sword everything works out in the end.
>>13813532I want a Yandere Werewolf!
>>13813574Are you going to kill a mother for loving her child?
>>13813572My mother is an alcoholic who constantly put me down whenever she could and hid behind the excuse that she worked to treat me like shit. I wish I had a Manticore mom instead.
>>13813581Why a manticore?
>>13813579Justice demands it.
>>13813582>Why a manticore?So he could have a valid reason to call his mother shit.
>>13813581Boo fucking hoo.
>>13813579It's not hers.
>>13813581Nice blog.
>>13813583>>13813592Is it justice to kill a woman who just wanted a son to love?
I've been wondering how Monstergirls would react to human movies. Like, what would happen if you showed them Casablanca? The Shawshank Redemption? Star Wars? The Good The Bad and The Ugly? The list goes on.I'm personally curious about how they'd react to Shawshank and/or Star Wars.
What kind of monster girl would be the best for being a huge, muscular, scary, kind of character outside of an orc?
>>13813586But manticores are love.
>>13813598Oni, Minotaurus, Ogre, Amazon.
>>13813598Yeti.
>>13813598Minotaurs, Ogres, Onis, Jinkos, Amazons, Gandharva, Chimaera, and Yeti's.
>>13813582She'd be loving and protective. I like to think she'd be the sort to make sure no unfit women are going to steal her sonnoru away. Plus that might mean a Manticore sister who likes to tease me with her tail and tries to set me up with her friends.
>>13813598Jinko and minotaur.
>>13813583If you wanted justice, steal her daughteru and make the human mother adopt it.
>>13813597Every Anubis that sees star wars is going to point out all the technical mistakes on the death start. And not even mention the exhaust port.
>>13813597They would probably get bored 30 min in because they have the attention span of peanuts when something that dosent involve sex.
>>13813596Yes, you don't steal children.
>>13813601>>13813603>>13813604>>13813610Thanks. I've got a rough idea in my head now of how to approach this.
>>13813536If he ever asked me to do something I'd so it though, same with the others and all the anons.
>>13813597It probably depends on the species. I'd pay money to watch an Anubis pick apart The Mummy.
>>13813611You cant have daughters if your dead
>>13813597Ren Xiongmaos would love Transformers.
>>13813617So eager! For someone who does it to relax I'd say you have a lot of fun doing it
I want more fallout with monstergirls.
Shin Megami Tensei IV is full of cute girl demons. This game is awesome.
>>13813613C'mon anon, have some fun. Don't you want to watch Alien with your monstergirl waifu and watch her get scared enough to cling to you?
>>13813637I think she would lay eggs in your torso then
>>13813596Is it justice to steal a mother's baby to raise it as your own?
>>13813634>Shin Megami Tensei IVI love Keita Amemiya's designs for toku stuff like GARO, but he should stay away from the SMT series.
>>13813597>>13813612>You will never cuddle up with your Anubis GF to watch Star Wars and other sci-fi greats>She will never take advantage of lulls in the story to natter on about the technical flaws of the various fantastical pieces of technology>She'll never want you to spend the next day with her, working on how to "Do it right".>>13813625Explain this one to me.
>>13813637>You will never watch Alien for the first time ever again>You will never watch Aliens for the first time>You will always remember that the rest doesn't exist and anyone that says otherwise is a filthy liar
>>13813637>>13813646Is it wrong that the first Alien movie doesn't scare me at all?Might be because me and a friend came up with a joke that the Cat is actually controlling the Xenomorph.
>>13813646>That spoilerMy brother.I've actually never seen Alien. Only Aliens. I'm kind of a lightweight when it comes to horror.My waifu might be terrified, but I'll be right there with her.
>>13813634>Recruit a female demon>yfw they say "I'll never let you go"
>>13813643>You will never watch Toku with your monster waifu.
>>13813644>She will never take advantage of lulls in the story to natter on about the technical flaws of the various fantastical pieces of technologyThat sounds absolutely awful thats like watching a movie with an autist nobody has fun.
>>13813652Alien isn't really that terrifying. Then again, I've watched it enough that it isn't.You should watch it
>>13813634>anything in the megaten universe>waifuableThe reason bad things happen to you is you're focking stupid. Did I write "focking?" Yes, cause that's how stupid you are.
>>13813598An Alp for contrast
>>13813649No horror movie should scare you after the first time. All the surprise and mystery is gone. It's just a good fun movie after that.
>>13813653>Demons trying to be sexy>Any non-human in the SMT universe trying to seduce youKill it with Megidolaon. Bad things happen when demons try to act sexy
>>13813597>Mummy watches the Mummy>Wishes she was as strong or had as much authority as the villain
>>13813630I liked Penywise's Deathclaw thing.In regards to Fallout+monstergirls, is it essentially a hybrid in where all the traditional mutants and monsters are now husband crazy monstergirls?Not that I mind or anything.
>>13813634>So you want me to join you? Hmph!>I remember serving a master once...[ ]Was it a strong master?[ ]Was it a kind master?[ ]Was it a useful master?
>>13813656But anon, she's just telling you what she wants to do with you later, in her own way.
>>13813653>You are saying that you will come forth and shine with a radiance greater than my own? I will crush you, worm.FUCKING
>>13813669hybrid with MGE*
>>13813670Shit I always get this wrong.>[x]Was it a king master?
>>13813666>straight from Satan's mouthHAH!
>>13813670>[ ]Was it a strong master?
>>13813669There are a bunch of Fallout MG profiles around somewhere. I have the Geckos, Cazadores and Deathclaws, but there were some more made recently. Yao-Guai was pretty cool.
>>13813670Give me your mana....ALL OF IT.
>>13813666Nemissa is best girl.
>>13813660There are loads of neat things.
>>13813681Accept.
>>13813683Indeed
>>13813669>I liked Penywise's Deathclaw thing.Yes, that was awesome! Penywise pls do more!
>>13813683This matters how?
>>13813682Honestly, there's only two girls that I really liked in any of the SMT games I've played, and I blame one of them on the amount of time I've been in these threads. The rest I either didn't care for or just completely forgot about.
>>13813692He said he probably wants to get Ghoul done before going back to it. I'm definitely looking forward to more myself, too.
>>13813695Toaster a shit
>>13813676>Indeed, she was. But my work forbids me to let personal feelings hinder my goals. It is irrelevant.>Very well. If you wish for me to join you, I'll require compensation.>I require 1198 Macca.[ ] Comply.[ ] Refuse. [ ] Cheat[ ] End talks
>>13813703Cheat.
>>13813703Is there another way I can pay?
>>13813704>Cheat>On a kunoichi
>>13813706Decline and see if something else works
>>13813707I'm not paying Macca! I need that to pay summoning costs and I doubt she can kill me in one turn with my HP.
>>13813706>Very well.>You may pay me with some of your life instead.[ ] Comply[ ] Refuse[ ] Cheat[ ] End talks
>>13813703Ah sure, I'm swimming in the stuff.That and maybe she can buy something nice while we're traveling.
>>13813703Cheat who the fuck dosent pick cheat when its an option?
>>13813715Comply
>>13813715Define "life".
>>13813715[X] Comply
>>13813715Yes.
>>13813715Refuse bitch aint suckin out my soul
>>13813698She was a fun character and didn't go full yan to try and get the MC back. Plus, she's a walking armory. Fuck you.Though I did remember a third girl I liked. Mildly crazy, science fetish, and a banging body.
>>13813715[x] Get bent
>>13813721>>13813718>>13813720HPDon't worry, HP only goes to one for player character at most. Only your demons can die from things like this.
>>13813715[x] Resist arrest
>>13813680I've got a cap with the Geckos and the Nuka-Lurk.
>>13813715HP is probably the best option because you can just heal it back with magic. But I fucking hate when those niggers ask for my mana when im in the middle of a long ass dungeon.
>>13813725>Dat Chinese DressOh. Yes.
>>13813725>can kill>that dress>dem legs>that "come get it" stanceI want to put my dick in that.
>>13813734>Not going WORLD OF STRENGTH and only using mana for support skills
>>13813718>>13813721>>13813722>You have some tasty blood, young man.>Kunoichi took 40% of your HP>Then it's settled. From this day forth, I, Kunoichi, will be your sworn vassal.>I will defend you as best as I am able, so please, try not to die.>Femme Kunoichi joined your party.
>>13813741Good work Gunstar(?)
>>13813741That went surprisingly well. I was expecting Kunoichi to just run off.
>>13813733Yeah, that's one of the ones I have, but I don't know if he capped his more recent ones or put them in a bin or something, and I don't remember the general time he made them.>>13813741Nice, she didn't just run away. Guess she was worth it.
>>13813741>femmeDoes the game make this distinction? CauseKunoichi=Female spy/ninjaWhy add femme to it?
>>13811753How about I write about aggressive, confident and odorless ones to balance things out?
>>13813748The damage is already done and besides centipedes are mega shit tier anyway.
>>13813747Demon Race/Family thingyVermin, Foul, Wilder, Night, Vile, Fallen, Snake, Deity, etc.
>>13813748How about you go fuck yourself alp, before you ruin something else.
>>13813733There's also this one.
>>13813754>mega shit tierYou suck, anon.>>13813756What could I possibly ruin? Oh, right. Yetis.
>>13813755It still sounds off.
>>13813760True, it does.But there it is.
>>13813759I hope you do ruin yeti's for everyone the tears from the cuddle/hug fags would be tremendous.
Goodnight everyone. Keep your waifus warm and safe.
>>13813766Alp, the destroyer of all that is good.
>>13813771I believe it.
>>13813733>>13813758These are great, are there any more?
Ruining Yetis, huh?>Oh I'm not gonna rape ya...>I'm just gonna grope ya. Really, really bad.
Are you willing to perform sexual favors for a famous sultry Siren in order to help boost your career in the entertainment industry?
>>13813776But seriously speaking, what were Oomukade before Night Terrors? Stinky NEETs. Why? Because they look like Tomoko.Someone should do something to fix their reputation.
>>13813759Ruin Kikis too please.
>>13813781Yes. I'm shameless.
>>13813777I think that may be it.I should cap that Yao Guai profile at some point.
>>13813779As long as she doesn't hop and do j.mp at me I should be fine
>>13813784>"You're gonna go far kid, Ahnn!~"
I want a kuudere lilim to dom me.
>>13813770I want to cuddle her.Oppais a best
>>13813782They were gloomy, lonely girls who were rarely talked about. Then they became spaghetti droppers to be bullied, then that faggot made them stinky and here we are.
>>13813779I want a Yeti to grope me while we cuddle.>>13813781Bird brain, please, I don't want to.>>13813785You should. There were a couple that day, if I recall. Like the Bighorner. Didn't like that one so much, but for the sake of completion.
>>13813794The way I see it, they became popular through this change.Where is your god now?
>>13813791>Fucking your cousinGross.
>>13813788But I would try to keep it a secret, as my fans would be upset if they knew I was a slut.
>>13813800Wat.
>>13813802This is true, keeping your image as a virgin is important so your Monster Girl fans think you're ripe for being husbando'd.
>>13813803Lilum are the daughters of Lilith. Humans are the sons of Adam. Adam and Lilith were created at the same time by the same God.
>>13813811Oh. Didn't know you were reaching out into Judaic myth. Also that's only accepted by some Jews at that.
>>13813811To be man and wife, but Adam wanted to be on top and so did Lilith, and it didn't work out.Then God used shit or something to create another woman, but she was ugly and Adam said fuck that shit? No way will I fuck that shit! And then God used his rib.
>>13813799Your point of view is ass.
I want to dance with an Anubis and have her poke fun at me when I step on her big meaty paws!
>>13813819Pray tell how things were better before.>>13813820I want to watch an Anubis dance her dance of seduction for me.
>>13813811And that makes them related?
>>13813804But it would be fun to pretend to be all cute and innocent when I'm a perverted slut willing to do anything to further my career .
What is the difference between Type and Family?
>>13813797>You should. There were a couple that day, if I recall. Like the Bighorner. Didn't like that one so much, but for the sake of completion.On it right now, but I busy was capping a Foo Dog girl story from exactly a month ago.I might also have to cap that short story with the loli Yao Guai in it.
>>13813818You got it wrong man. First God told Adam that he would get the perfect woman who would cook, clean, and fuck him, and be perfect in every way. Adam asked God what it was going to cost. God answered "It'll cost you an arm and a leg." Adam said "Fuck that, what can I get for a rib?"
>>13813832Type doesn't sound like a scientific classification, family does.
>>13813820I-Is she going to be making that face for the whole prom?I thought if I complimented her on how pig her paws are she would like that...
>>13813835Well in any case, Lilith knew God's super-secret real name with the seventy-two syllables, and then she used it to fly out of Eden and give birth to a hundred babies.>>13813837>how pig her paws areAnon, I...
>>13813832I think Type is like the 'genus' and family would be the 'species' after that.Like members of the Dragon Family are subclassified within the Reptile Type.
>>13813777I remember doing my own take on Nightstalkers and Bloatflies but I don't think I capped them.
>>13813833Oh, right. I remember that. She saved someone from a Hellhound or something. I only vaguely remember the Yao Guai story though.
>>13813837Big! I meant big! Oh boy this is going to be a long night.
>Another centaur doujin>NTR and cuckoldry, 2/10 even if the ending is a 3.5/10Why is horsepussy so shit? Was there some conference of Bad Taste where all the shit fetishists gathered and picked a single MG to unload their fetishes on?
>>13813848Just wait until the Dullahan cheerleaders throw buckets of blood on her.
>>13813850At least that means horsepussy fans aren't ruining good girls.
>>13813835Good god, have I somehow been transported to Sunday school?
>>13813853This sounds like something the Smug Squad, during their high school years of course, would do to some incredibly powerful Angel.
>>13813845So what gives with ones that have the same Family but different Type like how there are Undead-type succubus and Demon-Type Succubus?
>>13813860I want it to be Dullahans with no malicious intent, just doing Dullahan things.Because it's not like an Anubis would have psychic powers, right?
>>13813822Mukades were not a object of mockery. Even during their spaghetti phase they were more awkward than laughable. At this rate they'll be even less respected than lizardas,
>>13813850i saw that one, jesus christ it was the fucking worst"no, do't worry my love, i'll just suck out those mal0e centaur's semen to clean you up!"
>>13813850>Shit doujin = shit monsterFuck you, nigger. Centaurs are pure maidens & top-tier waifus
>>13813872As far as I can tell, everybody who calls them stinky does so as a term of endearment and the only people who complain about them are the ones who don't want them to be stinky, but don't bother to try and change their image because they think everybody else should cater to their tastes instead.
>>13813881>6 limbs on a mammalIts shit
>>13813850You can expect more, too. The guy said he wants to commission more male centaur x female centaur doujins. Guy likes horsecock, I guess.
>>13813881But those girls are shit.
>>13813881Find me a centaur doujin that isn't shit.
>>13813882>everybody who calls them stinky does so as a term of endearment and the only people who complain about them are the ones who don't want them to be stinky,Source: My ass.>don't bother to try and change their image I don't think so.
>>13813885>>13813887Fine. More horse tits for me.
>>13813865I honestly can't tell you.Maybe it's just KC not really sorting it out properly.
>>13813881>pure maidens>their way of life revolves around NTRAHHAHHAHHAHHA!
>>13813882>term of endearmenthow
>>13813881Who's the one on the right?
>>13813894Good. Leave the good waifus to people with taste.
>>13813894Is there helium in those tits?
Is working in a Monster Girl office a safe job?
I want to spoil a healthy Oni with handmade sweets and lots of cuddles!
>>13813902water
>>13813902Just a bad frame. I didn't get the gif
>>13813890>My assShow me all the people who hate them, then.>I don't think soBitching about the status quo is not a viable plan of action.
>>13813881I want to slap around those fat horse titties.
>>13813903Oh yes.
>>13813859Yes, now drop your pants. It's time for your penance for using the lord's name in vain, you naughty boy.
>>13813903Depends on continuity
>>13813903As long as there's an intern you should be safe.
>>13813903Yes. They'll make sure you'll never get hurt.
>>13813908You made the claim, burden of proof is on you.>being a conformist piece of shit
>>13813909Finally, a man who gets it!
>>13813842Adonai-Ha-Aretz, Shaddai-El-Chai, Elohim-Chaim, YHVH Elohim, YHVH Eloa-Vi-Da'ath, Elohim Giboor, Ehieh?There are more, but I haven't reviewed them in forever. Kabbalah is complicated.
>>13813797>>13813833>>13813847Alrighty then.
>>13813908So you are blaming mukadefags because they are not doing anything to fix their waifu's reputation but you don't blame the faggot that started all of it?
>>13813899She's Nina from YBA's Vengeance. She's also a yandere masochist.>>13813919Bonus faction thingy.
>>13813919That double Yao-Guai profile though. I guess you really like them. Thanks, either way.
>>13813903If you're married or doomed to alp.
>>13813916>burden of proofEugh. Fine. Here's the two references made to stinky Oomukades before our shitflinging.>>13811085Here we see someone arguing against them being smelly, while using unnecessary exclamation marks, therefore showing the post is meant to be humorous, and is therefore not a real argument against smellypedes.>>13811822Here's a post where smellypedes are accepted.After those it's just us.
>>13813842>and give birth to 100 babiesThat came from her coupling with Samael. Or Baal. Who gives a shit.
>>13813919>>13813925Sweet, thanks!
>>13813919>>13813926Oh fuck, I need to fix that shit.
>>13813929>two examples cover the opinions of all 150 of us, and every thread we've had since this fucking meme beganYou tried, and failed.
>>13813919>>13813925>Someone capped theseI actually feel flattered that someone thought they were worth saving.
>>13813930Maybe she had both jam their dicks in her at once so both had semen produce offspring
>>13813921>mukadefagsI'm not blaming all of them. I'm blaming the ones who have a problem with the status quo for not doing anything about it. Most of the Oomukade fags obviously like her like this, or they wouldn't put up with it.>the faggot that started all of it?I refuse to believe one faggot could force so many people to accept his view if they found it disagreeable. Obviously it resonated with people.>>13813940This thread doesn't have anything else except those two posts, anon. You want me to go dig around the archive? I won't.
>>13813919>>13813936Ver 2.0
Reminder that if you're staying in an apartment in Monster Girl City. Watch out for stinky NEET centipedes who like to watch you sleep from a ventilation shaft, breathing heavily as they imagine what it would be like to press their face into your crotch.
>>13813949>force to accept his viewIt's not about forcing, it's about what sticks, like the stink that clung to cheshires for a year and some change.>most mukadefags obviously like her like thisYou can stop talking for people any time now. I'm a mukadefag, and I fucking hate it, else we wouldn't be having this conversation.
I want to cuddle a smelly Oomukade while smelling her!
>>13813949>I won'tSo you can't prove what you claim and need to stop giving your opinions like they're facts, I knew that.
>>13813955Is she going to protect me from the devil bugs because I'm a slob?
>>13813956>You can stop talking for people any time nowSo can you. Like you said, it sticks. Why would it stick if they all hate it? Obviously they don't. You do, and that's fine. But you're blaming me of talking for people while doing the exact same thing.Let's keep things simple. Fact: threadcanon says Oomukades stink.Fact: this is all Alp's fault.You want to change things, do something other than bitch about it.
>>13813955>Introverted anon who is unwilling to admit a desperate need for a companion.>Secretly being spied on by a NEET Oomukade who lusts for him, but won't make a move for one reason or another.
>>13813955I wouldn't mind her if she took a shower, and didn't make me a drug addict.
>>13813949Nobody is forcing anything, but you what a meme is, right?
>>13813968How effective would doing this be at bullying a Tanuki? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5txHN4EuOc
>>13813955Such is life for Smelly Pede-chan.
>>13813970Sure I know what a meme is. And there's nothing wrong with memes when they're not forced.
>>13813970A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETSBUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU
>>13813953Alright, there we go. Nice job. I think we have a lot of the generic enemies from Fallout now.>>13813955I'd rather she actually did it while I was asleep, so there was a chance I could wake up with her right there.
> Dracosa is a blondeSuffering.jpgBut apparently Kii (or w/e the devil's name was) makes an appearance so we'll get Rachnera BDSM attic fun time.
If this ends in Night Terrors getting deleted a second time, I'll be irritated.
>>13813976>No Chuuni Vampire to roleplay with.
I'm gonna find Alp. And I'm gonna kill him. Screencap this.
>>13813985Good luck, Liam Neeson-kun.
>>13813985But then who will we bully?
>>13813965>So can youShow me the post where I said all mukadefags hate it. I'll wait.>Why would it stick if they all hate it?Because this thread has no imagination, how many things have we fought over until KC finally said "yeah, it works like this."
>>13813985Finally!
>>13813990>Show me where I saidYou show me where I said all of them love it. That's right, I didn't. And where did I claim you said they all hate it? Nowhere, that's right.You need to calm down, you're acting irrationally.>Because this thread has no imaginationSo your idea of improving things is to remove what we have and replace it with nothing while you acknowledge that we don't have any ideas where to go next?You almost sound like an anarchist.
I'm going to find an Oomukade and ram my head into her arm pit!
>>13813985But anon, he's a crazy, axe-swinging, stabbety-stabby Finn!
>>13813982Thanks Doc
>>13813998I bet it smells really nice! Am I fighting the stereotype well?
>>13814006That's exactly how the bloody thing got started, a guy who got off on how nice an Oomukade's sweat smelled.
>>13814006If that was the case I'd pause, stare her in the face, ask her why, then walk away depressed.
>>13813997>They became popular though this change>As far as I can tell, everybody who calls them stinky does so as a term of endearment Still talking for people.>the only people who complain about them are the ones who don't want them to be stinky,Same.And after claiming that's "it's all in fun" you couldn't be bothered to do some legwork to defend it. So fuck you, and fuck that little faggot attention whore alp.
>>13814012But what if I want to smell an Oomukade's stank unironically?
>>13814006Give up, there are a lot more monstergirls anyway, this one is ruined forever.
>>13814012>Still talking for people>As far as I can tellSee that, that was important. Also>They became popular through this changeYes, they did. I thought you yourself agreed with that statement since >They were gloomy, lonely girls who were rarely talked about. Then they became spaghetti droppers to be bullied, then that faggot made them stinky and here we are.>rare talked about>Then they becameSee that? If that wasn't you then I'm sorry, but I got that from your side anyway.
>>13814022It was and you thought wrong.
>>13814022Popular is not a good thing here though. In fact, I am so happy that my waifu is barely mentioned.
So Anon,I heard you've been looking for a "waifu" as you call it.Well, I've got a deal for you!Now, there won't be anything extraordinary but all I'll need you to do is pick a card from the deck. >1. Card with a devil and an angel>2. Card with an ugly hag and a beautiful maiden>3. Card with Caterpillar and ButterflyIf you wish to walk away then you could but....well....who knows what could happen. I will give you till 2:30pm to make your choices.Choose well Anon don't want to live with any regrets now do we?
>>13814029I'll take the Ugly Hag and Beautiful Maiden!
>>13814029I'll take the ying yang devil/angel card
>>13814029Number 3.
>>13814029I walk away, and see what could happen.
>>13814029Option #3 please!Am I the caterpillar?
>>13814027>thought wrongBut what did you mean by it, then? You obviously said they weren't popular, then they got popular after the change. Yet you deny this. I don't understand what your side of things even is anymore.
>>13814029First one, card with a devil and an angel.
>>13814029Number 3
>>13814028Given what happens with popular ones, you may have a point there.
>>13814028Eh, who know.I personally don't have any particular race that I favor but if I had to go for one I'd say Familiar
>>13814043>They were gloomy, lonely girls who were rarely talked aboutThis wasn't mean to be a bad thing.>Even during their spaghetti phase they were more awkward than laughableNow they're popular in the same way alps are "popular."
>>13814029Devil and angel. Heaven or hell, let's do this.
>>13814052I want to cuddle an Oomukade AND an Alp!
>>13814052>wasn't mean to be a bad thingI didn't claim it was. My point was that you yourself admitted they weren't popular.>in the same way alps are "popular"And I don't see anything wrong with that.
>>13814029Going with 3.
>>13814029>3Card with Caterpillar and Butterfly
>>13814057>And I don't see anything wrong with that.Anon pls, now you are just making fun of him.
>>13814029I'll take the old hag...
>>13814060He deserves to be mocked relentlessly for his hatred of the status quo and his unwillingness to do anything about it.
>>13814057>you yourself admitted they weren't popularThis isn't meant to be bad either, like >>13814028 points out, better to be talked about sparsely yet taken seriously, than be a caricature, as oomukades have become.
Cuddle pile of Oomukades, Alps and Wurms?
>>13814064>This isn't meant to be bad eitherAnd I have never said that it was. You're either retarded or strawmanning me for your own amusement.>better to be talked about sparsely yet taken seriously, than a caricature, as oomukades have becomeBitching about them when they are talked about won't change that. It will only make people talk about them being smelly more, to annoy you. You've seen that happen in this thread since our shitflinging started.
>>13814029Ugly hag and beautiful maiden.
>>13814065C is for Come on now!
>>13814063But that's wrong anon! Imagine I started a meme about your waifu being in favor of freebleeding or something like that!
>>13813820I want to be careful, and if I step too much, then I'll gently massage her paws afterwards, for as long as she wants me to.>>13813822That sounds lovely.>>13813837>>13813848If you show her the proper love that she deserves, she'll brighten up. Especially if paw rubs are in store to make up for things too. Tender, loving paw rubs.
>>13814073Fuck off retard.
>>13814076It wouldn't affect me in the least. Because I can enjoy things without seeing everyone around me conform to my tastes.
>>13814076>freebleedingHuh?
>>13813865This is a simple matter based on the MGE's very basis of existence.MGs in the MGE exist because a Succubus took over the role of "Monster/Demon Lord", and thus influenced all Monsters to be like her. Therefore, all Monsters that were once "Human-like" are now "Succubus-like" instead.
>>13814065>>13814072Nope kill all three by shooting a Wurmlet through a cannon, to which it goes straight through the Oomukade and Alp. Then the Wurmlet splats against a wall in a bloody mass.
>>13814065I'm going to run away with the alps while the oomukades and the wurms grapple each other over who gets to go first!
>>13814029Dunno if it's too late for this or not, but I'll take Card 3.
>>13814082>I welcome eveything and anythingYou mean people do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>13814029All three of these will be horrible and I feel bad for the people who pick them.#1 please.
>>13814082You say that now.
>>13814098>I welcome everything and anythingBut anon, that's wrong! We have rules!
>>13814029You ain't gonna trick me, Dr. Facilier
>>13814102I've been able to do it so far, I can do it in the future, too.Let's just see you ruin my ability to enjoy myself!
>>13814029>I will give you till 2:30pm to make your choices.It's 2:40 AM now.
>>13814107It's just an echo, Anon, a little trick they have down in Monster Girl Louisiana, don't worry.
>>13814029>>13814031>>13814034>>13814039>>13814041>>13814042>>13814044>>13814045>>13814054>>13814058>>13814059>>13814061>>13814072>>13814094>>13814101>>13814107Very well Anons, the contract is signed and the choices are made...1. You get your favorite race (Roll if you "love them all") you want with your favorite body type....except that sweet attitude has gone sour (or sour gone sweet). Whatever your favorite personality is she doesn't have it, in fact she has your absolute least favorite, although she will stay with you for life. Oh, and for those who go with the heavy yan/tsun, they will be the more mild types.It's boring if she kills you too early.And no personality changes! Only I can do that.2. Your wife has your favorite personality and is your favorite race but she's a bit...thicker...than you wanted (or thinner)Be it loli, CC, Muscled, or FAT she's got your least favorite body type. I hope you don't mind some meat on (or off) those bones...OH WAIT!And no, you can't change it with a workout or some food. 3. She's got the looks, she's got the personality, the only thing she doesn't have is the race, she's now your least favorite race (Barring Mantago or Cait Sith, those would be far too boring if everyoen said it now wouldn't it?). Hope you don't mind a few tentacles or feathers!Again, no changing it with magic now!Leave You soda and beer is forever flat.And don't try to leave her or mistreat her, if you do Anon anon now has a new alp to bully.The alp being you.
>>13814108>Let's just see you ruin my ability to enjoy myself!Oh, we are kind of experts in that thing here.
>>13814110Time means nothing to me.
>>13814118>Leave Your soda and beer is forever flat.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>13814118>loli favorite Monster GirlEh, I don't like Lolis. Just Alp me.
>>13814118>ThreeEEEEEEELVEEESS
>>13814118Robot Devil, you bastard!Now I have to figure out what my least favorite girl is, barring the purge-tier ones.
>>13814118>Least favorite monstergirlI should have gone with 1.
>>13814118>Picked 3>Not a Matango>My least favorite otherwise is Red Oni>Red Oni with my preferred personality and body typeI can live with this, thanks.
>>13814108Your time will come you little shit.
>>13814118>1>Yandere Mantis with a nice ass.Damn, if only she wasn't yandere.
>>13814118Sweet, perfect body and I love all deres anyway.
>>13814116>Monster Girl LouisianaI wonder how it would look like
>>13814108Now you fucked. I'll be watching you.
>>13814143Gator Girls lying around, wearing nothing but overalls.
>>13814118I hate most monstergirls based on their personalities so I guess to make #3 still have drawbacks she's must be a horsepussy/spiderbits/snake cloaca. I guess I can live with this.getting alped is fine too
>>13814147You don't even know who I am. You'll never get me.
>>13814126>>13814130Enjoy the alp with your elf.
Good night Anons, stay cool and don't burn down the thread.It wouldn't hurt the robot devil anyway and the maids would still need to sweep up the ashes.
>>13814118>2Is she just fat or does she only have my least favorite body type or both?
>>13814118So I get a fox waifu that's mega tsundere. Tsunderes are too much of a hassle to argue with, it's exhausting to be around them.
>Anon is late... maybe I should go over to his house and make sure he didn't oversleep!Childhood friends, everyone. Aren't they nice?
>>13814118>Leave You soda and beer is forever flat.I never left because I never came, sodas shit anyway
>>13814167Only your least favorite body type (Skinny loli, fat CC, muscled midget, etc.)
>>13814153Tell yourself that, for all the good it will do you. I've been at this a long time, and I always get what I want. I promise you. Cross my heart and HOPE TO DIE.
>>13814176>Aren't they niceThey're usually the worst or one of the worse characters in the whatever medium they appear in.
>>13814176That's when she finds me alone in a broken house, covered in blood, missing a leg and a half, and barely concious.
>>13814175Another alp for the pile I guess.>>13814133Enjoy this one and whatever you got.
>>13814176They're overused and I'd gladly murder each and every one of you to end them.
>>13814186Just a brief complaint. I've no intention of alping. Now I begin life with Tohsakafox.
>>13814150>"Hmm, this looks nice, I should check this doujin out">mindbreak>rapeFuck this
>>13814176What would she do if she found me asleep with my new girlfriend?
>>13814191Good man then.It's not like she's letting you brush her tails because you like them, she just has some snags and it'll be easier if you do it.
>>13814194>mindbreak>bad
>>13814194Every fucking time. Why can't vanilla be the default for this shit. Everything with good art seems to be rape, mindbreak, and ntr. I fucking hate it.
>>13813872Ok... iqdb isn't giving me shit. mind sharing the source on that image?
>>13814199Mindbreak is alright as long as it doesn't come with rape, ntr, and other shit like this
>>13814199Mindbreak is shit and you're shit for liking it.
>>13814176Wouldn't know.
>>13814199The only good mindbreak is taking a hard tsun, proud himedere, or cruel mistress and mindbreaking her into a loving, doting wife
>>13814194You forgot the NTR, even though the guard wasn't even interested in the bunnygirl that way.Anons are sum entitled cunts.
I want to romance a kuudere monstergirl with a fetish for hands.
>>13814207You like incest?
>>13814222The ending still had that feeling of an emotional gut-punch that NTR likes to go for.Though you are right. In this case, rather than being regarded as a lover, the bunny seemed like a daughter to him.But we don't have a word for a genre dedicated to making the reader sympathize with someone who witnesses their daughter getting turned into a mindbroken slut, now do we?
>>13814229What if she cut off your hands and took them on "dates?"
>>13814222I wouldn't call it NTR. That centaur thing the other day was NTR, because they raped her right in front of him when he loved her, in addition to her slutting it up anyway, regardless of how it turned out, but if he doesn't actually have any interest in her that way it can't be called it.
>>13814204>Everything with good art seems to be rape, mindbreak, and ntr.>Everything with good art>Ignoring Jun and Hirame-senseiGuys, please.
>>13814238Kira please go back to fucking an Alraune and living like a plant.
>>13814238Did she blow the rest of him up to dispose of him first?
>>13814234We do. It's called shit. You know what I feel cruel now.OKAY ANONS. Three choices. One of them will determine when and where you must survive for no less than a year before you are given into the loving arms of your favorite MG. Go ahead. Pick. 1. 2. 3. or the mystery box which was given to me by a strange robot.
>>13814238I would be sad because romance is dead.
>>13814191>TohsakafoxI'd marry that.
>>13814248Mystery box!
>>13814242Alraunes are pretty good, anon.
>>13814239>Slutting it upShe was being raped and hated every moment of it, only going along with it due to some kind of bizarre culture. Like Crabman's teaser thing taken to the next level.A culture which she then utterly abandoned at the first taste of human dick...and then swore loyalty to a human like a knight...just like Okayado's thing.I'm wondering if Horitomo was just inspired by the Crab, or if there's some commonality they both drew from.
>>13814251Ohohohoho! Tohsakafox pleases old men for money!
>>13814248Mystery box.
>>13814248I want that Bapho Pillow.Also 2.
>>138142482.
>>13814248Numbuh 2!
>>13814239Yet anons raged hard about muh NTR the first few times it was posted, I know what I'm talking about nigga.
>>13814248I pick 3. I was hired to lead, not to read.
>>138142483.
>>13814259>oni-luviaYou know what, I'm sick of this back and forth.I am taking the two of them, stripping them down, putting them chest to chest and nailing them until they stop fighting.I am stocked on supplies and ready to go as long as necessary.
>>13814232I was not aware that was incest.Pretty ambivalent about it. Still interested.
>>13814259I'd much rather have a fox with Luvia's personality. I still came out of this in good condition though, better than choices 2 and 3.
>>13814234For you>DaughterEh...Sympathize, no, but we do have schadenfreude.
>>13814271Luvia has learned to endure the molestation of Finnish Elves. Tohsaka can barely handle the Jackhammer.
>>13814248three. My luck's terrible as is. Let's see where it takes me
>>13813945Maybe she had both shove both their dicks in her at once. Fuck, why is monster/demon on female such a top tier fetish, even the bible had it. what about monstergirls? Did the bible do monstergirls? I know it had an entire town rapetrain those two angels.
>>13814248Let's box it up, motherfucker.
>>13814280>Did the bible do monstergirls?No, but it did have Salome the witch queen.
>>13814278Well then foxsaka is going to be ahegoing until Luvia joins her, you just got to breach the wall, after that I just need to keep going till she's fried.afterwards there will be cuddling when they've made up
>>13814280Angels are boys, anon. Their names all end in -el, which is masculine.
>>13814272Nishi ShimuzuShut-in sister
>>13814118If she got both the looks and personality I don't really care what race she is.
>>13814258Nah, she was clearly willing to do so in a lot of those panels. The culture thing is a valid point though.>>13814267I really don't give a fuck what people did or do, I'm just saying it isn't actually NTR, bud. Nothing more, nothing less.
>>13814280>Did the bible do monstergirls?One of the cut books, the Book of Enoch, deals with what happens when Humans marry and have sexual intercourse with The Watchers.It doesn't end well.
>>13814297Genesis had women who had sex with fallen angels give birth to giants. I can assume some of them were female.
>>13814290Ah, nice. tyvm
>>13814248Gimme door 1.
>>13814297Pffft.
>>13814118>You soda and beer is forever flat.Well then it's a good thing I don't drink soda or beer.
>>13814199The only good break is breaking tsun into dere. Dere into yan is nice, but has a lot of potential of fuck up.
>>13814310>that imageIs that an angel?
>>138142482
>>13814252>>13814260>>13814264>>13814265>>13814266>>13814269>>13814270>>13814270>>13814279OKAY BOYS AND GIRLS READY? ARE YOU REALLY?1. You are now stuck aboard the USG Ishimura. From Dead Space. You have no mining equipment, and no armor. If you die, you respawn. You only get three respawns. After that, you stay dead for good. Good luck scavenging.2. You find yourself transported to the world of Dark Souls. You are not the chosen undead however, and every enemy in game is constantly homing in on your position. Like in the movie It Follows. Start running. For a year. If you die, you stay dead. Ironman mode.3. You find yourself aboard the Event Horizion. Don't worry,you can stop it from going into the outer reaches if you manage to press the button in time. After pressing it, you will constantly hallucinate and experience terrifying dreams. These dreams will get worse and worse until you can barely distinguish them from reality. It's at about that point that the timer starts ticking down again. If you fail to stop it transitioning, then you and the ship are sent into the outer reaches of whatever hellhole the ship was in. Enjoy.Ya'll ready for the box? It's here in five minutes. You can always redo your choice if you picked mystery. Don't think I didn't warn you.
>>13814318>Event HorizionThe what?
>>13814287I thought angels were technically genderless?>>13814283>Salome the witch queenWhat was her deal?>>13814297>The WatchersWhat?So I take it the bible is rather vanilla. I was kind of hoping it would be as /d/ as the Prose Edda.
>>13814318>World I don't knowFuck it just give me the box instead.
>>13814301>genesisYou wot? That's the book of Enoch. The angel azazel and 200 followers descended from heaven and lusted after human women, had sex with them and taught them magic, thus witches were born. The giants they gave birth to were the nephilim, which supposedly are the reason why God sent down the flood. Then he imprisoned azazel and the 200 deep in the earth, where they remain to this day.If you believe that stuff.
>>13814318Yeah, fuck space zombies, I'm taking the box. Not even sexy space zombies for fucks sake.
>>13814318>Dark Souls.YYYYEEEEEEESSSSSSS.WRITE ME IN THE ANNALS ANONS, I SHALL DIE GLORIOUSLY OR LIVE TO TELL YOU ALL THE TALE.
>>13814323The Watchers are Angels that were tasked with observing and recording all of Mankind. They ended up falling from God when they decided to lust for humanity, which gave birth to Giants. They also taught them witchcraft, technology, weapons, and essentially knowledge humanity wasn't ready for at the time.God sent the flood shortly after this, and The Watchers were bound to Earth for their sins and await Judgement Day.
>>13814323>technically genderlessThey looked like men, they had men's names, the culture they came from despised women for real, they were men.>What was her deal?Sorry, I mixed things up, Salome was the bitch who had John the Baptist killed.>>13814327Genesis 6:4, anon. Read it.
>>13814337I remember this from Russel Crowe's Noah, they were those rock golem thingies.
Mystery box time. Are you sure? You can still go back! No? You find yourself a plaything of the Allied Mastercomputer, or AM for short. He will torture you in every possible way conceivable, for a period ranging anywhere from 109 years to 10,000 years. he can see into your mind, and he knows everything you know, and more. He will show no mercy, and he thinks you killed his other playthings. Enjoy. If you aren't a gibbering wreck after he's done, you are given to your waifu. If you are even slightly insane, however, he keeps you. Forever. You have no mouth. And you must scream.
>>13814318I'm sticking with the box. Can't be worse, right? ... Right?>>13814321The ship from the movie Event Horizon, I'm assuming. Good old 90s sci-fi/horror with a few reasonably big names.
>>13814318Still sticking with the box.
>>13814342AW SHITI'm boned
>>13814323>bible is rather vanillaThe Jews killed their neighboring tribes down to their children, except for virgin girls who they kept as sex slaves, so there was at least loli rape going on.>>13814343Event Horizon gets on my backlog then.
>>13814318>1.Awww man. That's totally my dream scenario. Always said if I could be in any game...oh well, what'd I actually get?>2.>Dark Souls>Not an Undead>Every Enemy Homing in on me>Have to survive for a year>Against endless skeletons, necromancers, zombies of all shapes and sizes, giant rats, slimes, basilisks, mushroom men, giant armored boars, gargoyles, devils, knights, ogres, giant insects, Quelaag, her brother, two nigh immortal dragons, undead dragons, the Bed of Chaos, Four Kings, at least two of the Four Knights, Smough, Manus AND GwynAwww...I'm fucked.Maybe I can find a place to hide or something...or an NPC willing to guard me...
>>13814348>an NPC willing to guard meIs it time for... jolly cooperation?
>>13814342This really wasn't a good robot devil session, that other one was better.Besides, won't this just be for a year anyways?
>>13814342AM can only warp reality in his underground chamber right? If you could get far enough away, you could escape right? Then again, he'd probably send something after you.
>>13814352>>13814348
>>13814354>Didn't read the fine print that the robot devil put in. 109 to 10,000 years. No excuses.>>13814356AM is the world itself at that point. Good luck escaping.
>>13813379>Plant types and slimes and elementals would have been mostly genderless.Plants have genders brah.
>>13814365I didn't sign your contract or whatever sucker, I was just curious about big, bad AM.
>>13814372>big, bad AMAM is the one without a mouth and the need to scream. He's stuck forever with no way out of his situation.
>>13814363Fun fact: Dark Souls 3 will have animations that were inspired by Berserk.
>>13814379HOW IS HE THE ONE SCREWED?
>>13814384So we can blow the fuck out of a supersonic moth?
>>13814118I don't drink beer, and I like my soda flat.
>>13814388Try to think about his situation for a bit, anon. He hates humans for a good reason.
>>13814388It's his motivation for torturing the last surviving humans. He hates humanity for making him.
>>13814318I know Lordran better than I know my own family.
>>13814398All I know is he wiped them out, he had the ones he kept to torture, all but one was killed, and he's the one suffering? Why, because now he only has one toy to inflict pain upon? What's his reason for hating humans anyway?
>>13814414That's what I told you to think about. Try to imagine being 100% conscious of everything at all times.
>>13814414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iw-88h-LcTk
>>13814413Oh really? Then how did that bitch in the sewer between Upper and Lower Undead Burg get behind those bars?
>>13814413You and me both. Sure as shit not risking getting the Zweihander on an ironman run though. Just need to stay alive until I can get the Claymore!
>>13814338>They looked like men, they had men's names, the culture they came from despised women for real,I thought they were androgynous little fucbois? also, what's this about despising women?
>>13814388He is the most powerful thing in the world and he can't do anything with it. For all of his strength and immortality he's doomed to eventually become an inert piece of junk just like the ruins he left of human civilization.
>>13814422>this was written by the same person who wrote A Boy and His DogWhat a wonderful person this Mr. Ellison is.>>13814428>desert dwelling jews>not hating women Anon, come on. They were a literal patriarchy, the shit that the feminists talk about. The women were treated as property and they had to leave town when they were on their period because of how gross it was.
>>13814428>androgynous little fucbois?Oh no, that was David.https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/7d/Ernst_Josephson._-_David_och_Saul.JPG
>>13814433No, I get the writers hated women, but did they have a specific reason for angelic culture despising women too?
>>13814438>angelic cultureI never mentioned that, you're misunderstanding me. The angels came from JEWISH culture. There's no such thing as angelic culture.
>>13814424Noclip.
WHO YOU GONNA CALL?
>>13814444GHOSTFUCKERS
>>13814444I'M GOING TO FUCK THAT GHOST.
>>13814441OOOOH.>the culture they came fromSo, not the culture that the angels came from, but the culture that the guys who wrote about the angels came from. Yeah, I got you now.
>>13814444Nobody, cause I want to be spooked.
>>13814447No, the culture that the angels came from. Jewish culture. That's where they're from. And yes, it is the same culture as the one their writers came from.
>>13814449I thought Angels were around before even Adam and Eve. You're telling me that jewish culture predated that, and is the culture of the angels?
>>13814450Fish were before Adam and Eve. So were Birds.
>>13814450>before even Adam and EveAlso Jewish culture.>You're telling me that jewish culture predated thatYes, I am. The first book of the bible is not the oldest part.
>>13814453Oldest part is the book of Job, yo.
>>13814457I actually knew that.
Fun Fact: Did you know the oldest religion we know of so far is Hindu?Better pray you get a multi-armed waifu in the next life, and not end up as a pair of anal beads for a Matango.
>>13814462Did YOU know that in an Assyrian clay tablet dated to 2800 BC, the writers were certain that the end of the world was drawing near because the youth was corrupt and disrespected their elders?
Would you a Christian Monster Girl? Why are they the best?>Anubis trying to chip off the Bread but has trouble with her Big Meaty Paws>Dragon trying to drink the tiny glass of grape juice and accidentally spills the whole tray because of her Big Meaty Claws>Unicorn takes up half the pew>Succubus has to listen to the lesson from outside looking in through the stained glass
>>13814468>Would you a Christian Monster Girl?No, eww. I want my pagan sex life.
>>13814468Probably not, even if they were very good about it the first time they try and push it on me I'd be very annoyed with them.
>>13814470>implying Christian girls aren't the biggest turbo sluts>implying they don't fuck anything that walks except their husbands
>>13814468No thanks. I want my MG Karna.
>>13814470>>13814474>>13814477Heretics pls.>>13814478Paladin Monster Girls are far better. Deus Vult.
>>13814462I want to deepthroat Ganesh-chan's trunk!
>>13814468Can I convince them to be slutty nuns?Actually, can I just have a slutty nun?
>>13814483I can't be a heretic when I'm not a Christian, you dumb-dumb.>>13814488Depends. Will you help her do penis? I mean penance.
>>13814483I want to send Paladin-chan a video of me getting gang banged by faceless monstergirls as I renounce my connections to all of humanity!
>>13814468>tfw your waifu may very well fit in as a woman of four different religionsIt's weird. But it works, and I like it.
>>13814490All the penisance and the missionaries she could ever want. I hope she doesn't mind me worshiping her ass.
>>13814468>Christian AnubisI'm sorry but this just fuddles with my brain.
>>13814494>dem absI would accept her golden baptism.>>13814497Her ass is a false idol and must be purified! The pain is the cleanser!
>>13814501>I would accept her golden baptism.That's gross. She'd have to punish you for having such flithy thoughts.
I want to put my penis in some Hellhounds.
>>13814501And then we'll baptize it in oil, right?
>>13814499She is an Anubis who has accepted Jesus Christ as her Lord and Savior.
>>13814503I'm counting on it.>>13814505Yes, quite. Also your hand, because you'll be hurting more than she will. But that just goes to show much you love her, right?
>>13814504You're going to end up with a broken pelvis.
The mention of Waifu Souls 3 reminded me that I never picked up the second one. Did I miss out on anything? I'm asking you guys because you're the most qualified group to answer such a question.
>>13814516Not if they're lolis!
>>13814517Not much, don't ask the /DSg/ though, because they're really salty over 2 and BB.
>>13814526I figured, that's why I asked here.
>>13814517No you did not.Just play Dark 1/Demon's until 3 comes out.Maiden in Black best waifu.
>>13814517You missed out on Nashandra's theme, Ornstein's theme, Manus' Daughteru Waifus, and the Emerald Herald.And that's about it.>>13814526>BBHah, fags. BB was fantastic.
>>13814506But what about Pharaoh? Or Ra? Isis? Osiris? Hathor? Bastet? APEP?!
Be sure you give your Mousegirl her daily headpats! Even if she doesn't want them, they're for her own good.
>>13814531BB is pretty great.Although those Chalice Dungeons are pretty bad sometimes.
>>13814533Why would she waste time on them when none of them have the attack strength of the blue eyes white jesus anon?
>>13814533They're fine, but she's moved on.>"Thou shall have no other gods before me."I mean, she's moved on. The world doesn't worship Egyptians anymore. She's modernized, she's a nice Christian Wolf Girl working as an Architect. She's a bit bossy, but her employees like her.She's moved on, and even Apophis has, she's now a punk girl running her own music and aphrodisiac store. The old Egyptian life is over, everyone has moved on. Perhaps it's time for Pharaoh to move on as well and update herself to the modern world.
>>13814539MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!
>>13814539>blue eyes white jesusYou mean Cesare Borgia in old timey robes?
>>13814540>Wolf GirlAnubi are jackals.
>>13814540If they've moved on, why even be religious at all?>Working as an ArchitectGoddammit stop pushing my "Like" buttons like that.
>>13814540She's a Jackal!
>>13814453You are missing my point entirely. You're talking about historiography and the people who wrote the bible. I'm talking about lore an in-universe culture. You claimed that angels despised women because they came from a culture that despised women. But from what I gether from talking to you, you aren't actually talking about angels, you're talking about the jews who wrote them. I'm talking about canon here, essentially. Why did angels canonically hate women? Is there a reason explained within the bible? I don't want to hear about the cultural contexts surrounding the bible in the times in which it was written.
>>13814541Anon no.
>>13814548Christianity is a modern religion still practiced today, as opposed to the Egyptian one.
>>13814553ANON YES
>>13814553Anon yes. Screw the rules.
>>13814553SWEDEN YES
>>13814536Is there such a thing as too many headpats?
>>13814552>You claimed angels despised womenNo I didn't, and I already told you you misread that bit. Calm down. This discussion died already.
>>13814558>>13814559WE'RE NOT DOING THIS
>>13814559I have green hair!
>>13814562Probably. That's why you use mousegirls as test subjects. For science!
>>13814564NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH!CAN'T STOP MY BROOKLYN RAGE
>>13814564Yagashamash! My name ah Shadi!
Waifu Souls?
>>13814556But then wouldn't it make more sense for her to convert to Islam rather than Christianity? It is the predominant religion in her native region.
>>13814569>>13814570I hate you, I hate you and the parents that conceived you.
>>13814570With a name like that you know he'd have to be a Danuki
>>13814517DkS 2 PC is one of the most unpolished things I've played in a long time. You didn't miss shit.
>>13814564Yes we are anon! In America!
>>13814572Isn't it obvious? Slutty Anubutt doesn't want to wear a sack or get acid splashed on her face or her clitoris cut off.
>>13814563>This discussion died already.This discussion didn't die, my browser did. And I thought I had what you meant, but when I went to clarify with,>So, not the culture that the angels came from, but the culture that the guys who wrote about the angels came from.You said this, >No, the culture that the angels came from. Jewish culture.Thus implying that the angels had a jewish culture up there in heaven, further confusing me.
>>13814571Fuck you made me remember I killed her sisterWhy anonwhy would you make me feel that shit again>>13814573Should we call the wambulance? Bro, your butt!
>>13814567I would very much like to help in this study. For science!
>>13814573But anon... My hair gives me super strength!
>>13814526>and BBBut BB is in my opinion the best one.
>>13814572>Wanting muslim girls
>>13814580>further confusing meI just clarified my point that there is no such thing as angelic culture, because they don't exist. Now stop. I know I will.>>13814585Waste of Skin, please.
>>13814583Okay, but you have to understand that I am not liable for how horny they get.
>>13814540World doesn't worship Egyptian gods anymore. Say that to the Golden Dawn and A:A: mothefucker. Just for that, I'm worshiping them, too. Praise Pharaoh. Being Egypt ain't easy.
>>13814588>there is no such thing as angelic cultureThey have hierarchies, thus indicative of a culture.
>>13814589If it's in the name of science, I'll face any danger! No matter how tiny, adorable, and overcome with lust!
>>13814579>Slutty AnubuttAnd now we're talking about something entirely different it seems...>>13814587Just saying, it makes more sense.
I want to see Super Wurm slap a pie into a villain's face while shouting out>In this world of light, there is no place for you of the darkness! Thirst not! Hunger Not! Pie Impact!
>>13814597Good. Now I can't help but imagine an albino Mousegirl scientist.
>>13814571Qualag is a pretty shit waifu though.Attacking random strangers for their humanity is a douchey thing to do. Also laying eggs in people just to spawn more demons is retarded.
>>13814603You, I like you and your ideas. I might use that sometime.
>>13814533>Having a Catholic/Hindu/Muslim/Traditional Egypt Apophis loverRejoice.
>>13814588>Waste of Skin, please.I don't know if you mean that in a good or bad way.
>>13814582>I killed her sisterWon't you please think of the children?
>>13814607Please do. I have way too many ideas on my plate already.
>>13814609Given the discussion, I'm going to assume he means it in a positive way.
>>13814602Does she need someone's permission to use this super secret super technique?
Hey, does this board do monstergirl greentexts? I got one I wanna get out, but it's about alps so I'm not sure if it will be received well here
>>13814591Houtengeki is a God.
>>13814618Only at first. Don't piss her off, or she'll use her ultimate ultimate attack where she summons infinite Super Wurms from infinite universes to slap pies into your face!
>>13814611Ohohoho! Time for tragedy!>>13814619Well we do it by putting > at the start of the line, like so>greentextSo pretty much the same as every other board.
>>13814619Someone wrote an Alp Greentext last night and plenty of people liked it.Just do it faggot.
>>13814619We do, we do a lot. Not sure about Alps though, you nay want to do it around times like now. Nighttime anons are usually chill.
>>13814619Faggot.
>>13814621I haven't actually gotten that far yet, I only started it a while ago.
>>13814623Wasn't that the night before last night? Could be wrong. Time moves weird when you're not working.
>>13814619We have a love hate relationship with alps.Most people hate them some people like them but everyone loves to bully them.
>>13814620I just wish he'd draw his cute animal-ear girls with tails.
>>13814526Rightly so since the generals are (at least when I browsed them) heavily focused on pvp half the time.But I suppose that's an entirely different can of worms. I have the feeling most here just dismiss the idea entirely for whatever reason.>>13814619Do it nerd. Don't show weakness.
>>13814622>Well we do it byNevermind that, I somehow misread the start of your post as how. I have no idea how that happened.>>13814634>Most people hate themOBJECTION! Conjecture!
>>13814619>Hey, does this board do monstergirl greentexts?Yes, go ahead.>it's about alpsA couple of autists are going to complain but who cares about that?
>>13814619Do it anyways. Worst case put it in pastebin and post a link.
>>13814611>>13814622What were they even going to do with those eggs?Just make the place even worse with demonic worms all over the place?
>>13814633I am in the same situation, so yeah, I dunno.>>13814637>PvPOh, wait, actually. That is one thing everyone agrees that Dark Souls 2 got right. It did PvP pretty well perfectly. Easy, seamless, fun, it was the one thing it improved upon tremendously.
>>13814622I meant like "is that kind of roleplay considered faggotry of the alpest order" or is it all like "Same, my waifu does the same!" I'm not so new I can't greentext>>13814630not even close baby but I would if it meant I would alpwriting...
>>13814637>can of worms>>13814644Well those eggs are now going to die and rot, because you killed auntie and mama. The only way not to put them to waste is to eat them. Eat the eggs. Eat ALL the eggs!
>>13814632>I only started it a while agoYou mean Demonbane? You took this long to actually GET to it? Are you actually a slug girl named Rebecca?I want Super Wurm to slap you with her Shining Trapezohedron, that's actually a paper towel roll
>>13814650>because you killed auntie and mama>and mamaI ain't that same anon from before I actually helped her.Doesn't change the fact that her eggs are filled with shitty demon worms though.worms don't even come from spiders what the fuck
>>13814656>You took this long to actually GET to it?Hey, I haven't ever read Tsukihime either. The order I go through these things isn't the same as yours, you know.
>>13814634>>13814639The thing about them is that the way CERTAIN people are bringing them up out of nowhere and inserting them into cnoversation for no other reason than "I liek Alps, guise", is starting to make others dislike them on grounds of overexposure, just like with Manticores.The monstergirl itself doesn't have a problem with me. I just think some people are trying to use them as a means to shitpost. Like in the beginning posts of this thread.
>>13814661Well shitposters are no reason to hate them. Bob isn't a reason to hate Manticores, either.
Alps are the new Kikimoras.
>>13814667Well meme'd, good sir.
>>13814665Exactly. It's easy to respond to posts like that with relative indifference.Nothing wrong with Alps for me.
>>13814660>I haven't ever read Tsukihime eitherWere you just unfrozen or something? Christ.Anyway, expect asspulls, awesome shit, and weird looking characters because the artist was still getting his shit together before Demonbane 2 and that one Samurai Girls thing.
>>13814674>Were you just unfrozen or something?No, I just don't go through things the way you do.>expectI know what to expect already, I last left off where Master Therion was born again
I want to tell a Monster Girl that she's a big girl.
>>13814682>But of course. The bears I've hunted help me grow to this size.
> be me, moved to new school in new town> fucking pallys shot up last place so parents got us out before smiting> new place is quote "An accepting environment for mamono and humans alike!"> sent rape whistle in mail week before school starts so fully expecting to lose virginity like a fucking bitch week one> have to take some mandatory bullshit exam about which class would suit me best then have an interview > ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing.png> essay is fucking indecipherable, multiple choice is also bullshit> apparently I scored fucking well, so they bump my interview forward> meet with headmistress who's a cheshire for who knows what fucking reason> asks me a bunch of nonsensical crap, then gives me a schedule for first semester> get into class on first day early> couple guys stream in, then a few more, then a few more> fucking miracle, no mamono> class is all guys? > no rape?> NOPE.avi> teacher walks in, succubus> starts drawing a giant dick on the whiteboard> "Alright class, we have a new student! Give him a warm welcome!"> go up front, introduce myself like a normie> guys start giggling, one gasps nervously> wat.png> Succuslut asks cheerfully "So, have you made any prom plans with your boyfriend yet?"> mfw class is all alps> mfw when my random answers somehow decided I'd be the perfect candidate for this class> mfw when entire school thinks I'm going to alp in the next couple of weeksFucking cheshires, I bet she did this to fuck with me because now no human girl ever will
>>13814690forgot image, although I'm sure it goes without sayingI have more stories about this shit if you wanna hear
>>13814690Holy shit that was terrible. Go back to Reddit.
>>13814690>>13814693The idea itself isn't bad, but too many maymays.
>>13814681>I just don't go through things the way you doMaybe I just read things more quickly, but you're still a slowpoke compared to the norm.>spoilerYou weren't far off from the end it seems. The final fight is 1,000% worth reading. Also Nya is probably the most fuckable person in the entire game since her hair looks the least ridiculous.I really wish the sequel was translated, instead of being in a limbo longer than the first game was.
>>13814693>>13814690I really hope this is bait.
>>13814645Holy fucking soul memory though fuck that shit.>>13814682That's kinda rude anon.
>>13814697>you're still a slowpoke compared to the normFucking what? Because I pick something up later than someone else, it also means I read slower?I don't follow your train of thought here.
>>13814699>That's kinda rude anon.Maybe it is, what's she gonna do about it?
>>13814703Tickle you. That's what happened to the last guy who tried to banepost at a Monster Girl in the bedroom.
>>13814705The joke is on her, that was my plan this whole time!
>>13814709Getting tickled for nine minutes straight?
>>13814693No, anon, you don't have to.It's fine.
>>13814710Yes! Gentle intimate femdom stuff like being tickled is my fetish!
>>13814702You pick up a common staple of a VN much later than the others. Most of us have already played it years ago.Have you completed Saya no Uta or FSN at least?
>>13814714Your fetish is awful and so are the stories written about it!>>13814717Yes I have.
>>13814698It honestly feels like a 14 year old who posts on reddit tried to write a greentextAlso >>13814619 pretty much proves he's new anyway
And suddenly, dead.
>>13814746Ain't nothin wrong with the dead.
>>13814118Chose 3. I actually had to scour a bit before I found one I didn't like (other than those listed) That said, I wouldn't mind a geeky, loli alraune. But for the love of god, no tentacles.
>>13813385It looks good, but perhaps its a tad overley shiny. I also am kind of missing boom and pow effects. Still great
>>13814755In the land of the dead~I'm darkside royalty~I'm the overlord~Of the underground~And you can't take that from me!
>>13814746Maybe everyone is DEAD tired, and wants to sleep like a CORPSE? Sure wouldn't be a time to shuffle around for a walk outside, you'd look like a ZOMBIE.
>>13814769I can't even go outside, it's pouring water like WHOOOSH.
New thread?
>>13814779Fuck off back to Africa, nigger.
>>13814779Are you having a giggle there mate?
>>13814779No, man.Not until this one dies.Like is dead and can no longer post, archived kind of dead.
>>13814781wow tone down the racism
>>13814769Easy on them puns, you might hurt yourself.
>"Anon! Why haven't we seen you around gym? I told you come everyday!">"How do you expect to stay healthy if you don't do enough exercise everyday?"
>>13814797I do cardio 5 times a day, It's fine.
>>13814796Yeah, I should leave it to the professionals. I hear that Charon is pretty good at it.
Total cutie. Would get pro-actively dated by.Bonus expressions http://i.imgur.com/VwIKwBH.jpg
>>13814805Them some nice jagged teeth she got goin on there.
Hey TZICH-heads, how about a goth moth?
>>13814817>A soft fluffy moth in frilly gothic lolita dressesYes
>>13814817P-Please don't call me that, that's mean.
>>13814812All the better to eat you with. And by eat I mean playful nibbles of course
>>13814805Sauce, man. What is this from?
>>13814844http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=51565987Just an original design by the artist.
>>13814852Ah hell, the guys a brony. Well, at least he doesn't seem to do much for it there.
>>13814870>the guys a bronyI hate that. There is some pretty decent brony shit out there and it kills me that it's bony and the artists don't direct their efforts elsewhere.
>>13814895Yeah, it's always sad to see people wasting their talent. Hopefully those communities appreciate it.
>>13814870There's actually a considerable cross over with brony/furry artists and the ones that draw monster girls, finding new art then checking the rest of a gallery can be like stepping into a minefield.
>>13814910I saw an artist go brony. At first it was like,>Well... fuck. Maybe this was just an abnormally high paying commission and they swallowed their prideAnd then the next pony shit comes out, and then the one after that, and it's just like looking at a great artist in an insane asylum fingerpainting the walls in his own shit, and getting people to look and praise him. This mix of pity and disgust.
>>13814913That's actually why I don't usually search for new art anymore. Just not worth the effort. It doesn't surprise me though, since I'm sure furries are willing to accept things leading up to their fetish, which puts MGs on their trail of depravity a bit. Some, more than others.>>13814922Yep. That's why as soon as I see someone do something furry or brony I just completely write them off as a lost cause. They just aren't worth it, man.
Why is this thread so dead/talking about bronies and furries? Are you slacking off on your work Anon?You know what happens to bad boys who slack on the job right?
>>13814939Indeed.Work makes the day go faster.
>>13814939>Are you slacking off on your work Anon?But I don't have anywhere to be today for another four hours. I guess if that isn't satisfactory though...
>>13814939I don't like poetry. Want to fix that?
>>13814962Oh, you're just asking for a Jabberwock to write poetry about you and lecture you on all the great poets of the past, and try to convince you that poetry is wonderful as she takes you to a sunset on a beach to read you all the poetry she wrote for you.
>>13814974I'll be a tough case, she's really going to need to step up her poetry game to get through to me.
So, everyone. Which monster girls do you think would be best for cuddling?Not your personal favorite monster girls, just the ones you think would be the best at giving snuggles.
>>13815051Yeti.Weresheep.
>>13815051An Ushi-Oni would theoretically be nice for snuggles (all that fuzz + eight legs to hold you with), but the problem would be convincing one to stop raping you and just cuddle for a bit.
>>13815051Bascally this >>13815054But I guess if I had to add more, I'd assume Lamia would be pretty good for maximum snuggling contact.>>13815064That would be pretty hard.
>>13815051Arachne, all those legs and all that soft silk. Unf.
>>13815051Honestly, probably something like an Oomukade, a snake type, Ryu/Wurm or an Ushi. I'd love to say Yeti or Weresheep, like the other guy said, but they only offer so much.
>>13815051A Holstaur would probably give soft, pillowy cuddles that involve hugging your head into her chest and that sounds nice to me.
>>13815067Were one of those fatman bomb suits.Her Mithril breaking grip and pelvis destroying would feel like a strong bear hug.
>>13815051Lamias
>>13814698>>13814721that's one of the NG+ ideas from Alp Quest actually
I'm going to boop your daughteru on the nose and call her a silly goose! What are you going to do about it?!
>>13815133I'm going to make you my personal Alp as retribution, and then force you to be my daughterus handmaiden for life, raising and taking care of her as she becomes a teenager, young adult, and eventually a mother.That'll teach you to boop my daughteru.
>>13815139Well if your daughteru's nice and you and your family treats me well, that sounds like a lovely job!
>>13815133I'll find you. I will travel to the ends of the earth across multiple oceans if I have to, and I WILL put ketchup on your hotdog after putting a strong magnet on each of your expensive electronics and stealing said hot dog. I'll probably leave the fridge open too after tracking mud into your place.
>>13814690The idea is fine. The execution not so much. as >>13814696 says, get rid of the maymays
>>13815133Teach her what a silly goose is because she's confused.
>>13815064Ushi-Oni would be perfect for it, best bet would be cuddling her in the afterglow of a lewd session. Any other way would result in her abusing the situation.
What does wolfcunt feel like?
>>13815232Bags of sand.
>>13815232Like wolfcunt.
>>13815243Please with the circular reasoning. Does it lock on your cock and hold you firm? Can it milk you dry even with her just straddling you, just rocking back and forth a little to rub her clit across your skin?I need answers, anon.
>>13815258>Can it milk you dry even with her just straddling youDamn it anon>You will never be straddled by a wolf girl>She will never grin smugly as she barely needs to put any effort into bringing you to orgasm>She will never bring a hand to your face before sweetly telling you that it's not over yet
>>13815258How should I know what it feels like, do I look like a expert on wolf genitals?
>>13815263You mean you aren't? I thought everyone had to be a specialist on some sort of animal cunt. >>13815261Werewolfus are love.
>>13815263/tg/ has experts on horse anuses so it's not far-fetched to believe that there are people with intimate knowledge about other animals in these threads.
>>13815232Ribbed for your pleasure
>>13815051Holst, Weresheep or Lamia would be the best. But anything with fuzzy enough limbs would also be fine, an Anubis, Ushi-Oni, Hellhound etc.
>>13815232Well, it's designed to latch onto a dick for 20 minutes of continuous orgasm.But that dick also has a bone to guide it and inflates into a knot. You don't have a balloon cock, do you, Anon?
>>13815282>He posts the girl most familiar with taking giant wolf cock.
>>13815289Didn't the LN say that she was a virgin?
>>13815282I'm sure some wonderland potions could fix that.
>>13815232Well, I mean, if you really want to find out I'm sure you could try and find one. I wouldn't personally suggest it, since, you know, animals, but it's a thought.>>13815261Oh man. That's something else.
>>13815297I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if he just went into any given thread in /k/, asked, and got a legitimate answer with a highly detailed story.
>>13815291>Implying the 'muh pure horo waifu' faggots wouldn't castrate, lynch and crucify the author if he didn't say thatAlso,>Trusting a foxNaw, that knot split her wide open like a double pregnancy but backwards. And she full on submitted to him, too. Naked, all fours and everything. He was with his buddies too, he wouldn't keep his position of pack alpha if he didn't mount her.