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Yukari says she's going to be your girlfriend for tonight.

>> No.13799762

Free sandwiches from Yukari!

>> No.13799770

>>13799754
Just tonight....?

>> No.13799782

POST YUKAR LEWD PICS

>> No.13799787

>>13799770
In other words, a one-night stand.

>> No.13799793

>>13799770
You'll have to woo her anon.

>> No.13799854
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>>13799793
I'll romance her then!
She'll be promoted to my full-time girlfriend!

>> No.13799991
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13799991

She's not going to be my girlfriend for long

>> No.13800012

>>13799991
Say yes Yukarin!

>> No.13800066

>>13800012
yes Yukarin!
Why did you want me to say that?

>> No.13800242
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>>13799991
Please do not marry the Yukari, she belongs to /jp/

>> No.13800317
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>>13800242
too late

>> No.13800567

But /jp/ is my girlfriend!

>> No.13800600

>>13800317
Then we only need to kill you

>> No.13800620
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>>13799754
So we can do... you know... that...

>> No.13800625
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>>13800242
Yukari is a national treasure! A world heritage site!

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>>13800600
My katana is made out of Demonbanes. One swing and I destroy all of reality and recreate a new one infinity times over.
Do you really want to get personnel kidd?

>> No.13800735

>>13800724
By the way, that's me IRL

>> No.13801006

Mom, granny's acting weird again...

>> No.13801028
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>>13801006
shhhh... Chen, Let grandma do what she wants for now

>> No.13802060

>>13799754
Yes please be my girlfriend and we can make a porno involving a chainsaw going through your back.

>> No.13802093

>>13801028
What does Yukariiii want to do?

>> No.13802285

>>13801006
I wanna fuck that granny.

>> No.13802937

I'll cum in her so she'll have to be my girlfriend forever.

>> No.13805073
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13805073

Yukari's also going to cook you dinner.
She can't cook very well though.... Hope that's ok

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>>13800724

Bane?

>> No.13805111

>>13805073
Cumming on Yukari's food?!

>> No.13805218
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>> No.13810070

>>13799754
No thanks.

>> No.13810153

>>13799754
>>13799787
>>13800242
>>13800317
>>13801006
>>13805073
Silence Yakumo-sama would never lower herself to such a level to even begin to do such a pathetic thing you filthy human!

>> No.13810175

>>13810153
Silence Yakumo? Is that a Touhou fan character that you made up?
Let me guess, she's Yukari's long lost sister who can erase anything she wants (even concepts) by 'silencing' them.

>> No.13810467

>>13799754
I hate this picture.

>> No.13811574

>>13810153
Fuck off Ran, only furryfags love you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POOhfRoctx0

>> No.13811727

>>13811607
Good!

>> No.13813021

>>13811607
Oh hell no, those english text-to-speech voices don't fit at all. Couldn't watch for more than ten seconds.

>> No.13813110

>>13799754
Are the feet part of the deal?

>> No.13813124

Am I allowed to do lewd things with Yukari involving her mouth?

>> No.13813155

>>13813021
What do you think about the Japanese language ones like in Kani's videos? I love them, to be honest.

>> No.13816300
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Just get a load of this absolute cutie!
You should consider it an honor to be her boyfriend

>> No.13819588

>>13816300
I love Yukarin

>> No.13819694

>>13816300
Sorry I don't date over 1000

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>>13799754
but isnt it the same as always? Yukari is my girlfriend you know?!

>> No.13820030

>>13799754
No thanks, I dont want to get fed to hungry lesser youkai.

>> No.13820290

>>13819694
You are missing out on the wonders of having a girlfriend of over 1000 in age.

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>>13799754
I would rub her lewd feet.

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