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Didn't we just get done with a Patchy is a lesbian thread?

That will not benefit her asthma...

>>1378669
The entire board isn't enough for patchy

Poor Alice. Why would Marisa ever love you when Patch can do everything you can, and more.

>>1378690
There's no risk of your partner dying during intercourse with Alice.
Patchy, however, is another story...

ITT BISEXUALS.

That's right. They want your cock as much as they want each others cunt. Not mine though. But yours.
Yes, you. The person reading this post.

>>1378690
Alice is a man? Explains her fail wardrobe taste.

>>1378695
Patchy can cure her asthma with a spell for a short time. This is canon. Also she can makes babies with her magic. Also canon. Alice can't do any of that.

>>1378703
Alice can kick patchy's ass with elemental magic play Mystic Square Extra
Patchy can't use dolls to attack and isn't as dexterous as Alice.
Patchy can't create her own world, Alice can.

As a friend of mine would say, "everything needs more Patchu."

>>1378720
Patchouli knows tons more spells than Alice. Canon.
Patchouli was Marisa's familiar in Touhou 11. Canon.
Patchouli could prolly create her own world through her spells. Canon.
Alice is fail. Canon.

>>1378703
>Also she can makes babies with her magic. Also canon. Alice can't do any of that.

>>1378703

I missed this. Where'd it say she can do either of those things?

>>1378732
Butthurt Alice. Everyone point and laugh.

>>1378732
Butthurt Alice fan. Everyone point and laugh.

>>1378738
Alice is butthurt cuz her pasty ass gets OWNED in every single game, unlike canon Patchu! Patchu FTW, motherfuckers!

>>1378730
>Patchouli was Marisa's familiar in Touhou 11. Canon.

what

>>1378732

She can't make autonomous dolls, though. She controls them all herself, so I really don't think they count. Although they work wonders for her creepy moe.

>>1378738
>>1378740

I love both.

>>1378748
Marisa's familiar in TH11 is Nitori, canon.

>>1378730
Those tons of spells are by far weaker than Alice's. Canon
Alice was Marisa's partner in Touhou 8 .Canon
Patchy can't enjoy your fanon.
Patchy has a weaker body than Alice. Canon
Her eyesight is bad. Canon
Patchy is terrible compared to Alice. Canon

>>1378738
>>1378740
Same person everybody point and laugh

>>1378747
Also Alice's appearance in fanart in 1/100 what Patchouli's is, thus proving her love among her fans. Alice can't ever make up for such fail. Best of all, Alice hasn't even been mentioned in the official canon manga, but Patchouli was there, WITH MARISA. GO PATCHOULI!

Alice is the fifth most popular touhou.
Patchy isn't even in the top ten.
gg faggot

>>1378730
>>1378763

Marisa's scenario was not canon. Canon.
Reimu is the hero. Canon.

>>1378730
>Patchouli was Marisa's familiar in Touhou 11. Canon.
So was Alice.

>>1378758
1. Patchouli completely dominated Alice in both SWR and IaMP. Canon.
2. You're right about that, but no one plays that anymore.
3. And Alice can? LoL
4. But Alice rarely goes outside, and again, Patchouli prolly could make a spell to get a better body if she wanted. They're both youkai anyway. Canon.
5. [Citation needed]
6. Fanon, lolz.

>>1378772
[Citation needed]
Alice's fans can't except that she's such fali, can they?

>>1378779
>5. [Citation needed]
>1. Patchouli completely dominated Alice in both SWR and IaMP. Canon.
>LoL
>lolz
>prolly

Wow, damn, /jp/ sure is fantastic.

>>1378779
>1. Patchouli completely dominated Alice in both SWR and IaMP. Canon.

Patchy is RIGGED in SWR and ONLY because of that DAMN HOMING FIRESPAM.

Take it out and she's a uselessly weak character that does PISS damage and has terrible accuracy with absolutely HORRENDOUS spellcards.

Alice is much better with proper control. She also has considerably more unblockable attacks, depending on how you use her dolls.

>>1378802
Many characters have homing attacks. Are you a fighting game newbie? I'm sure if the homing attacks for all the characters were taken out, everyone would so weak SWR would be like playing Art of Fighting.

>>1378779
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Scarlet_Weather_Rhapsody:_Alice%27s_Scenario
stage 3
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Immaterial_and_Missing_Power:_Alice%27s_Scenario
stage 4
Alice's endings are before patchy's that means her scenarios are more canon than patchy's.
IN is the most popular danmaku Touhou game what are you talking about.
Play Mystic Square extra and see her wonderland and get raped by card soldiers.
She can't enjoy your fanon
http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Embodiment_of_Scarlet_Devil:_Marisa%27s_Scenario
stage 4

Alice has appeared in more games than patchy canon

>>1378838
>kiddo.
Argument now invalid.

>>1378816

It's not that it's homing.
It's that there's SO MANY HOMING WITH ONE BUTTONPRESS.
Also they do far too much damage, and cause far too much knockback.

I'm probably better at Fightan gaems than you, kiddo.

Oh, and not everyone. Tenshi has virtually no homing attacks of note and all her sublimely powerful moves are straightshots.

The only people who would be hampered by the removal of homing are Patchy, Marisa, Reisen, and Alice if you consider her dolls to be homing.

>>1378786
http://thwiki.info/th/vote5/result_etc.html
1-Aya Shameimaru
2-Yuyuko
3-Marisa
4-Flandre
5-Yukari
6-Remilia
7-Reimu
8-Sakuya
9-Suwako
10-Mokou
11-Alice
12-Sanae
13-Patchouli

>>1378844

I invalidate your argument of invalidating my argument by redirecting the direction of said arguments to the status of my beard, which appears to have the shape of a windmill.

>>1378838

YOU HAVE ANGERED AN EXPERT FIGHTER

I thought we all agreed that, mechanically, SWR was pretty piss-poor?

>>1378858

Yeah I know it's pretty mechanically broken but I hope by mentioning it I will get more people to post Iku.

>1_ Aya Shameimaru

SWR will never be as badass as Guilty Gear, mechanically.

lol fighting game e-thugs

>>1378850
>24 鈴仙・優曇華院・イナバ
;_;

>>1378867

Here you go.

>>1378876
lol schmup e-thugs

>>1378875

And?
I enjoy Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, Soul Calibur, and Super Smash Bros. 10000x more than Guilty Gears.
Mechanically even does not mean fun.

>>1378898
>Super Smash Bros.

>>1378902

It's a fighting game faggot.

>>1378898
>Scarlet Weather Rhapsody, Soul Calibur, and Super Smash Bros.
>Super Smash Bros

Oh alright, you're just a retard then.

>>1378908

>I have no friends to play enjoyable multiplayer gaems with

>>1378909
SSBB is a party game. Melee is debatable.

>>1378875

Guilty Gear is just as bad. Gatling combos? Ripped from The Queen of Heart. Silly airdashing and double jumping? Ripped from Marvel Super Heroes. Combos that do ridiculous damage? Check. Add in the terrible character balance, and you got every GG fighting game ever made.

Actually, Guilty Gear is fun because it's so broken. Oh, and nice music and character designs.

>>1378919

Did I say Brawl or Melee?

>>1378898
Fighting game enthusiasts don't play games for fun.

>>1378772

Where was the relative power of the touhous determined?

I need to find this information, it would settle many debates between my friends and I.

>>1378941
I do. *Pwnt*

Is it Iku x Tenshi time?

>>1378923

You don't have any friends, either. Enjoy playing against the computer.

>>1378937
>terrible character balance

You don't know what terrible character balance is. Play King of Fighters.

>>1378945
In the games (no meme intended)

>>1378940
Original SSB is meh.

>>1378941

Well I'm a vidyear gaem enthoosiarst.

>>1378942

It's always Tenshi/Iku time.

>>1378955

I think someone ought to make a chart...

Can an anon with more touhou knowledge than me deliver this?

>>1378947
Bullshit

>>1378850
Who are those between Patchouli and 30?

>>1378976

This one has a few out-of-place characters but it's mostly accurate.

>>1378976
This has been discussed a million times and always ended in a shitstorm, since some people share different points of view of the characters.

>>1378990

Top-Bottom Right-left for cascade of power btw.

>>1378990
What is this chart based on? Danmaku or actual power without the pretend battles?

There was a chart that showed the "potential" of each touhou, somebody post it

>>1379003

Actual power, I'd assume.
Otherwise it'd be EXTRA BOSSES > LUNATIC STAGE 6 > LUNATIC STAGE 5 etc.

>>1379014

Oh and because Shiki is so high. She was pathetic as a final boss.

>>1378990
Among other things...Reimu is not stronger than Yukari.

>>1379026
Or Suika but w/e.

>>1379026

lolwat?
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoringInvincibleHero

>>1378990
Since when Aya is stronger than Marisa?

>>1379047
Since she hled back

Whoa, let's not start shitstorming, I just asked people to post charts, so that I can look at different ones and see what is disputed and not disputed.

>>1379047

Since ZUN came in her.

>>1379049
Reimu told Yukari to fix the boundary between life and death when she beat her in PCB Phantasm.
The border keeps fading so...

>>1379059

Proof? It hasn't even been mentioned in any other game, has it?

>>1379059
Yukari lost, but she simply trolled Reimu.

>>1379047
Since ever.

Stop shitstorming and give me another chart!

>>1379059
Well, acording to CoLA, Yukari is the strongest.

>Gensokyo is the place it is because of Yukari's ability to control borders. Her power is what separates Gensokyo from the outside world. There really aren't any youkai in Gensokyo who could go against her will. Needless to say, a human probably wouldn't stand a chance.

>>1379084
>a human probably wouldn't stand a chance.

I think this is a HINT HINT HINT HINT
That RAYMUU RAYMUU RAYMUU RAYMUU
WINS WINS WINS WINS

>>1379085

You called down the thunder...
Now reap the whirlwind.

>>1379101
THROUGH THE FLAMES

inb4 autosage