/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Does /jp/ not want free drinks for the rest of their life?

Does /jp/ not want a woman who will go along with 98% of things you suggest, not because she's demure but because she's carefree and thinks it might be fun?

>>13776670
Yugioh a shit

>>13776670
What do I need a personal heater for in this summer heat? She's just going to be a hot, sweaty, sticky, uncomfortable mess and I don't want that in my bed.

>>13776670
>>13776674
>>13776675
YES
YES
YES

Yuugi a best

I want her to fuck me with her horn.

>>13776670
I really like Yuugi

>>13776670
Ugly fatty titty alcoholic horny goblin woman.

>>13776670
Yugioh a shit toehoe

acquire better taste

>>13777284
It's all yours my friend.

She's so big because she's full of love for boys like you.

>>13776670
Not soft.

>>13777329

>>13777329
*prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*

>>13777292
>fatty titty alcoholic horny goblin woman
Sounds great!

>>13777342
farting remi poster is amusing.

I love Yuugi!

>Why is Yuugi so unpopular?
The japs are scared of strong girls.

When is Yuugi getting some character development in the games

Fuck you ZUN

>>13777347
this artist draws the best yuugis

Yuugi is my number 1.

>>13778707
OH yeah?? Well prove it! [by posting more]

>>13776699
>not wanting a hot, sweaty, sticky woman in your bed

You're more gay then an actual homosexual.

>>13776670
>Does /jp/ not want to want a dead-drunk amazon
No

>>13776674
>Does /jp/ not want free drinks for the rest of their life?
Hell no

>>13776675
> Does /jp/ not want a woman who will go along with 98% of things you suggest, not because she's demure but because she's carefree and thinks it might be fun?

This though, yes.

Yuugi's ok. I wouldn't actually want one though.

>>13778707
Too bad he has never drawn a single image that isn't a sketch.

>>13778707

>>13778996
i want a cute gf with that build

>>13776674
I don't drink alcohol.

>>13778765
I want to make Yuugi blush.

>>13776670
What if I want to be the dead-drunk, support-needing personal heater? Which 2hu would be down for that? Is that still Yuugi? We could both just stumble our way home and pass out I guess.

Why are you scared?

>>13779784
Why am I in prison?

>>13779784
I'm more aroused then scared.

>>13777298
Yukarin is my 2nd favourite right after Yuugi


Taste has been acquired a while ago

Addendum:
Does /jp/ not want a woman who literally refuses to lie or be dishonest in general?

I wanna lick sake off Yuugi's abs.

>>13780521
Yuugi would LOVE the concept of body shots

>>13779791
No, Yuugi's in prison for sexually asasulting you. Now she wants more and she's breaking out of prison. Be careful dude.

>>13782982
>in prison for sexually asasulting you
Its not assault if I instigated, encouraged, and liked it though.

is she always horny? i don't think i'd be able to satisfy her and i have a small penis

>>13783047
Is this a pun???

>>13776670
Yes i love me some onis but i have not found any doujin of her and a self insert so i can waifu her.

Can you suggest an english hentai manga of her?

Wouldnt mind if its about she raping me senseless

>>13783476
I want to slip in

SEX with Yuugi!

>>13783622
Worth it.

>>13776675
did they get mike tyson tattoos all over their body

>>13776670
Why would i have sex with yugi. Dose she want me to duel.

>>13776670
we don't like normalfags and hores


in these parts

>>13776675
What is Parsee doing?

>>13778857

>>13783681
>normalfags
The correct term is "riajuu", riajuu.

>>13783727
So strong! I want to be her cute little arm candy and cuddle with her!

>>13783756

>>13783728
The connotation is different.

>>13783771

>>13783771
I want Yuugi to seduce me with her strength and nice words before she takes my virginity in a night of drunken Snu-Snu!

Reminder that right won 240 to 45.

>>13784014
I don't like bashing on other people's tastes but it was pretty obvious the generic one would win.

>>13784026
>generic

you mean "cuter"

>>13784035
I personally find the one on the left to be cuter, but to each his own I guess.

>>13784035
That's pretty generic, to be honest.

>>13783728
I'd love to take her on a date.

I want to workout with Yuugi then have a shower with her followed by heavy drinking then sex.

>>13784185
Why not sex while also doing each one of those?

I still want Yuugi to wring me like a towel

>>13784827
Psychically or sexually?

>>13784848
Why not both?

>>13784852
The first would hurt. The second would be amazing.

>>13784848
I want Yuugi to wring my entire body so that my ribs break. I want to be like one of those squeaky stress relief toys by the end of every day.

>>13776675

>>13784035
right may be cute, but left is hot and far preferred in my tastes

>>13784887
I'd rather be her sexual stress toy, with her slamming her hips into her until shes had her fill.

>>13783476
Can recommend [七転八起] 3M級の勇儀姐さんが襲ってきたぞ!
No self insert, but a 10 foot Yuugi assaulting a 4 foot shota is amazing

>>13784014
Left. Fucking obviously. If I wanted moeshit, I'd be in /a/

>>13784902
That made me laugh way hard. Thanks, man.

Yuugi knows what's good in life.

I need more drunken oni in my life

>>13783727
I want Yugi to lift me

>>13783047
She could probably just use your tiny body as a living dildo.

>>13779821
Why would I want a woman that doesn't lie? I mean, I suppose if she sleeps standing up...

>>13787729

Muscles are disgusting.

>>13787810
She has muscles so she can protect your smile and so she can lift you up in a big hug.

>>13787828
She can do that without muscles, too.

>>13787944
What' the point of having a strong waifu if she doesn't have abs for you to rub against or big arms to keep you safe?

>>13787968
I would rather rub against a soft, womanly body.

>>13776670
I'm not gay and therefore not into muscle dudes.

Sometimes yuugi makes me really horny and sometimes she doesn't.

It's an on and off thing. Right now she is though.

>>13788072
Yuugi isn't a dude.

>>13788072
Projecting your insecurities upon the lovely Yuugi

Will somebody get this total loser out of here?

>>13788072
Girl has what's probably among the largest breasts in the series (though, yes, less than Komachi)

>dudes

>>13788416
>fanon bullshit

>>13788471
>not wanting differing breast sizes

>>13788471
>>13788480
Who ye buccaneers be quotin?

And why ye be arguin about the ladies tits? They're there.

>>13776674

> tits and abs at the same time

silicon is not acceptable

>>13788880

>>13788072
I used to be gay. But then I took an arrow to the knee

>>13785181
>No SI
For shame.

>>13788880
>>13788480
>>13788471
Don't misuse the quoting feature.

>>13788416
>>13788471
Pretty sure Yuugi has the biggest breasts in canon.

>>13788880
Is that not possible?

>>13788880
>>13788887

>>13788880
That's why 2D is superior, you greentexter.

>>13789113
You've got her face in your kung fu gland.

>>13789064
Yuugi has the biggest beerbelly in canon

>>13789147
NOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>13788880

Big oni tits
Big oni muscles

>>13793587
Big oni testicles

>>13776670
Suika. Everyone else wants to drink with (or fug) the japanese goburin.

>>13793626
pretty sure that both yuugi and suika are japanese goburin

>>13793605

Imagine Yuugi with a big horse cock and balls as big as apples roughly putting you on the bed and brutally fucking your boipussy without caring for your feelings while she mercilessly slam against your prostate and hold your hands down.

>>13793934
Oh my god, I would cum like a fucking bitch in heat.

>>13793934
Noez, mr hands, noez...

>>13794173

Y-You wouldn't like it ?

>>13793934
/mlp/ might be a good place for you.

>>13794264

Dickgirls with horse cocks are superior. Deal with it. (And reducing horse cock and horse pussy to mere brony shitposting fetishes shows how much of a faggot you are)

>>13794282
Yeah sure. (And putting a whole phrase inside a pair of parentheses that could've been perfectly fine as a separate phrase or inside the last phrase shows how fucking retarded you are, and you're disgusting, just like your stupid fetishes. And stop trying to assert that horsecoks aren't brony tier)

>>13794321

Full Definition of PARENTHESIS
1
a : an amplifying or explanatory word, phrase, or sentence inserted in a passage from which it is usually set off by punctuation
b : a remark or passage that departs from the theme of a discourse : digression

And horse cocks are great not because they are in your favorite faggot western anime with ponies which I've never watched but because they are ultra big, animalistic and were clearly made to fuck sluts until they faint from orgasming too much.

>>13794348
You argument doesn't make sense, it's literally this;

Horsecocks are great.

Someone doesn't like horsecocks.

Therefore, he watches My Little Pony.

>>13794359

Because your argument was even more retarded:

>Horsecock u a broni LEL KEK

I masturbated to horse cocks before streaming porn was even a thing !

>>13793934
I'd rather picture Yuugi being raped by some monster cock.

>>13794392

Only if the monster cock is on Suika, a real horse, or even on a big, fat, disgusting, breeding pig and she'd awoke to her EX form during mating.

>>13794384
My argument was:

You like horsecocks.

A large portion of people who visit /mlp/ like horsecoks.

Therefore, /mlp/ might be a comfortable place for you to talk about horsecocks with horsecocks aficionados.
-
>>Horsecock u a broni LEL KEK
What you just said is wrong since I never implied that you were a brony nor do you need to be a brony to have a discussion on /mlp/.

Seriously, stop taking everything so defensively.

>>13794414

Because /mlp/ is about horse cocks and not the fucking ponies attached to them... I want my muscular futas to have horse cocks not simply the horse cock.

>>13794408
How about a cow? That would suit her.

>>13794482

Cows don't have dicks dude.

>>13794489
Bulls, cows, whatever.

>>13794494

Don't complain when your nesquick have a strange taste though.

>>13794430
i am reasonably sure that this thread was meant to be yuugi appreciation and not just a discussion of what kind of penis y'all are into

i know the single horn in the forehead can be distracting, but maybe we could stay on topic and
yknow
continue to discuss the merits/demerits of this character

i for one think she's vastly underappreciated; she's not my favorite, but she's far from my least favorite. she fleshes out the world she's written into a lot, simply by (if nothing else) providing a difference to the 'standard model' that the rest of the girls are built on, while still being attractive/interesting.

>>13784014
Judging by the labels, even the artist seems to like the right side better, which is a shame because he also ended up drawing one of the better Yuugis I have seen on the left too.

>>13793934
Fuck, I think I just might find and artist and commission that.

>>13796292
Please do.

*rubs out a quickie on yuugi's butt*

>>13796292

That guy who never finishes his story but draw incredible "the indestructibles" asses and makes tons and tons of lesbian incestuous rimjob.

>>13797414
Intrigued. Give me a name, and I'll see if I can't get it done if their work pleases!

Mating with Oni and Dragon!

>>13797490

>>13797455

Shagbase is the name I think. He doesn't charge much and always negotiate the price. I try to find a SFW picture but I can't. He's really versatile in style. Here the sadpanda.

http://exhentai.org/?f_doujinshi=1&f_manga=1&f_artistcg=1&f_gamecg=1&f_western=1&f_non-h=1&f_imageset=1&f_cosplay=1&f_asianporn=1&f_misc=1&f_search=shagbase&f_apply=Apply+Filter

I imagine that when Yuugi's horny, she goes to the human village and makes every male human there fuck her. Any fewer and she wouldn't be satisfied.

>>13798154
Why would she go to the human village when there are probably hundreds of male onis in the underground.

>>13798181
they were all killed during the war

>>13798181
Same reason some people find foreigners hotter.

>>13798187
Poor Yuugi, can't have some fun with her own kind.
>>13798377
I guess. But I doubt any amount of humans could satisfy an oni. She'll rape everyone in the village and leave disappointed.

>>13798394
>But I doubt any amount of humans could satisfy an oni.
Well, we got arms and legs.

>>13798377

It's all about that degradation stuff. Blacks are the equivalent of orcs and pigmen for all the cuck subhumans so I guess humans are the same for youkais ?

>>13797505
SHIT. I want a VN about Wrestling so fucking badly.

I hate myself for having a thing for amazons.

>>13798394
I dont know, this gal was pretty satisfied with just one guy.

>>13798645
Why?

>>13798648
Angry lactating brown tittyoni a best

I wish I could read nip

>>13797546
.... oh. Wow, shit, why didn't I know you meant Shäd? I check his site EVERY DAY.

Shamefur dispray. Anyways, I'll go contact him about the idea!

I wonder if she would enjoy strong zero?

>>13798645
Don't man. Just let it happen. Bask in the fantasy of getting cavewomaned, there's no shame.

>>13801205

(Don't forget the HORSE cock !)

>>13801205
why not sparrow, his art is better and he has drawn yuugi before

>>13797546
>>13801205

People actually like shadbase?

>>13802569

Are you fucking serious ? He has good art but certainly not the Yuugi ones and there is a 50% chance it will be utter shit and/or badly drawn.

>>13802640

You don't like cammy performing rimjob on a stallion's ass ? The daughter from the indestructible tongue-kissing her mother's anus ? Gigantic dicks and asses in general ? Are you really that gay ?

>>13802677
Most of his stuff is just outputting to me, not to mention some of his work just seems sorta immature.

>>13802704

>sorta immature

It's an understatement. He is edgy as fuck. But as long as the edginess has enough huge dicks and round asses I take it easy.

>>13802640
The piercings and shit get annoying, but he draws reality-defying butts, and they're good.

>>13802845

The dicks are also nice and fat.

>>13802853
My dick is nice and fat.

>>13802677
>He has good art but certainly not the Yuugi ones
well they are almost 3 years old
he has gotten better

>>13803012

Show proof you big mouthed small dicked fella.

>>13800514
Use Machine Translator.

>>13776670
Because nips have shit taste in women.

Source: >>13784014

Stand by for Titanfall.

>>13804492
He does the best Yuugi

Turns out that Shäd's not taking commissions rn.

I really do love Sparrow, so that might be an idea - I would also gun for InCase, though I'm somewhat sure they're not taking commissions rn either. I'll check later.

All else fails, I'll go to Dmitrys. At least he's got experience with muscled chicks.

>>13804856

>I'll go to Dmitrys

Oh dear, go to him FIRST. He is the eternal master of muscle futa and horse cocks !

>>13804856
i dont think incase does commissions anymore, because he makes so much money on patreon

>>13807085
>>13807349
So! I checked.
InCase really doesn't do commissions, and Dmitrys.... well. I couldn't even find info on it. So that's a no.

Unless anyone else has anything to recommend, I'll leave Sparrow a message tomorrow.

>>13809234
>Commissions are closed. Thanks to everyone who contacted me, and better luck next time (August 10th)

>>13809234
Horse cock and muscles? I bet this guy could do it justice.

http://superamiuniverse.tumblr.com/
http://superamiuniverse.tumblr.com/post/122841760160/ogre-girl-psd-can-be-found-here-on-patreon

>>13809234
you could also try agawa, if you want a superior nippon artist
but i dont know if he's hardcore enough for you
http://ragawa.tumblr.com/post/105792364900

>>13809381
I know of Ami, but....
While their fetishes are naice... naice.... I can't really get behind their art style?
I'm gonna consider it, but me.

>>13809436
Wow, this seems to be exactly what I'm looking fo-
>Due to Japanese law, we cannot sell uncensored art

Dropped like an ugly baby

Would Yuugi marry me if I asked nicely?

>>13810286
I am 100% okay with this.
Their eyes make it look like they could use some sleep though.

>>13814281
You'd be the bride and she'd be the groom.

>>13815041
I don't mind that, I'm submissive and would look cute in a dress. plus being princess carried is nice.

>>13810286
Sexy.

Bump
Yuugi's rhe best

the best

Yuugi is actually my waifu
Bump

>>13815041
That's exactly why I would like to marry her.

>>13788880
>>13788887
>>13789113

Yuugi, I love you.

Drink with me.

>>13829956
B-but I'm such a big girl, Anon-san....

For you.

>>13833678
Yuugi, I love you.

Drink me.

Seija likes Yuugi better upside down.

had a dream recently where I was in Gensokyo and was teaching Yukari, Yuugi and Suika about how to brew whiskey. Suika was sitting to my right Yuggi was across from me and Yukari at the head of the table. Me and Yuugi got into a drinking match, we were both tied for shots till I upped the ante to 5 shots all at once, then blacked out.

yuugi/seija 2k15

>>13834852
and then u woke up and fugged them all

>>13837374
nah, just blacked out and woke up. It was a pretty vivid dream.

>>13776670

I REALLY REALLY wish she was more popular, she's my favorite 2hu together with Sakuya who is really popular.

I want Yuugi to be popular too, why must i suffer /jp/?

>>13839529
I don't know, Anon. But you don't suffer alone. Never alone.

>>13776670
>Why is Yuugi so unpopular?

>Bulky as fuck.
>Not Moe
>Would probably Rape you instead of tender sex
>Drinking

Its easy to see why she is unpopular. Onis can be cute girls but Yuugi isnt.

>>13841796
But that's exactly why I like her. Except for the rape thing.

>>13841806
She is made for very special people, there is a market for Oni girls considering they are increasing in popularity but buff girls are still finding their way through the market.

>>13841796
>Not Moe
That depends on what the individual considers as moe though.

>>13841928
Its cute, Yuugi is though as fuck which is not cute.

>>13841928
Moe Its cute, Yuugi is though as fuck which is not cute.

>>13841814
>She is made for very special people
Are you calling me a weirdo???

Because it is not at first sight to appreciate women that can literally beat you in a fight. She's all muscle, and that's an acquired taste. Like certain cheese and wine pairings.

>>13846119
Plus the horn seems kindof rapey, considering her steroidal figure. Would appeal to futa admirers though.

>>13846139
>Plus the horn seems kindof rapey
What.

>>13846139
Anon, are you okay? I don't really understand how you would see the horn as something rapey.

>>13846148
It looks like it could hurt. Imagine one night you discover Yuugi is a powerful Onii, but she has a mysterious past that she isn't letting out but you can sense it. The softer side of you wants to console her, to rescue her from her own demons that are haunting her inside. After more than a few drinks, the conversations become naturally skewed towards romance. The kind of flirtation between the two sexes that has been natural for eons. As you stumble back to your place, the motions seem natural and the next thing you know you are interlocked with each other in the throes of passion. Touching each other's pleasure points and embracing the fiery drive to fuck, there's an accident during the sloppy drunk sex and you end up getting impaled by her horn but it's okay because you wanted to die anyway. The last thing you feel as you are bleeding out are Yuugi's tears falling upon your flesh and the despair of causing her even more pain than the hidden sorrow she originally never told you about when you first met. Your heart stops and you never get to fix the grief you unintentionally caused her. The end.

>>13846027
No, im saying its only for people with very good taste.

>>13846281
There was a boner at first; then, a tear running down my face.

Suica is better

>>13846281
Now I'm depressed because I know this will never happen to me.
I don't like the dying part though.

>>13846281

I can't believe my thread is still alive after sixteen fucking days.

It makes me happy to see how many people love Yuugi. Thank you, everyone. O7

>>13850238
Fighting the good fight.

>>13850238
You obviously didn't notice the Sekibanki thread that lasted 3 months or the Sachiko thread that lasted 2 months.

>>13846575
I dunno, pasmo seems pretty alright too.

>>13776670
Birdanon loved Yuugi, but I bet you don't even fucking remember him, do you?

His love was enough.

>>13850238
No problem. We love you too.

You've won an oni's smallclothes in a drinking contest. Congratulations.

>>13864558
But I want the oni herself.

>>13864558

I find it improbable that I, or anyone, could beat an oni in a drinking contest.

>>13864683
Maybe she let you win...?

>>13864683
Maybe Suika and Yuugi were only the hosts!

>>13864683

Hey, kiddies: Yuugi isn't a beginner's woman. She's a force of nature who expects a man that at least knows how to keep up. If you want to be this erotic 6'5" oni's drinking/sexual company for a night then you better know what you're doing. Unless you can down shots like a Polish hillbilly, toss boulders around like they're beach balls, and have the powerful, fluid hip motion of a male porn legend, then you're out of your league and should go try your luck with a fairy instead.

>>13864882
It wouldn't be fun if it wasn't a challenge.

>>13864882
I'd legit start training if that meant having a shot at Yuugi.

She doesn't exist, so I'm just gonna keep being a slacker.

>>13864896
Yeah, why even bother when 2hus don't real?
I could become Mr. Universe and I still couldn't fug a 2hu...

>>13787729
That would indeed be rather troublesome. How can you cuddle standing up?