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I'm going to keep posting these thumbnails and translations until I get full pictures.

-What's this? It's awesome!
-It suddenly became night!
-Everything's black!

-Become day again quickly, okay?
-Let me see Marisa quickly, okay?

-It's slippery!

-It's okay!
-No~

-Toilet where?

-Au!

-Take it easy! Take it easy!
-I wanna fucking kill it.

Title: Take it easy!
Marisa: Let's take it easy, ze!
Alice: Huh? You're taking it easy again? I can't help it, can I...
Cirno: Easy? I don't really get it, but I'll take it easy for you!
Meiling: It should be easy, correct?
Mokou: Hm? If you mean easy, let's take it.
Marisa: And with that said, let us take it easy.
Ran: Take it easy!!!
Chen: Easy, right?

>>1374252

I guessed that it was you. The way you worded the questions, I think.

The small manju would be soggy on the bottom and would be weak on that point. The water may absorb it's way up higher, but the bottom of the manju would be the weakest point.

Maybe a tear, perhaps some leakage.

(also posted in the previous thread)

>>1374269
>91x126

>>1374287
>I guessed that it was you. The way you worded the questions, I think.
Hooray, I'm a celebrity!

I assume that's after 10 minutes of a manju of about that size sitting in water of that depth? What about the ridiculous question about bathing a manju?

From the sound of it, it wouldn't even take 10 minutes in a decently strong downpour to kill a yukkuri. Maybe not enough to melt them immediately, but they'd be soggy enough to fall apart if they tried to move.
A short bath like the one in the cute images is probably also possible; if it doesn't last long then the yukkuri's regeneration should heal any swelling fairly quickly, since there'd be no loss of mass.

Thanks.

>>1374308
I wouldn't be asking for a bigger image if I had one, you retard.

They're big enough to identify them by, and most of the translations make it clear. I had over 20 of these thumbnails, but I managed to narrow it down to these 4 by crawling through every single page of the yukkuri search result on pixiv. I even managed to find this one from the thumbnail and description.

>>1374269
>91x126
HAHAHAHA

>>1374313

Hahaha. Yeah, I remember the last couple of discussions we've had in this topic series.

It's totally possible to bathe a yukkuri, even in hot water. Just make sure it's in for a shorter time the hotter the water is.

Also, when I said maybe a tear or leakage, that's a low chance of it happening. It'll be fine it if just gets out carefully and dries off in a safe spot of soft grass while eating something.

and continuation time

so these ones are the first batch that actually threw a good amount of text/sfx on top of drawings

the guy who drew these also likes to jam his text into tiny boxes, sometimes touching the edges

combined they make for some pretty annoying editing, it's almost like editing real manga =P

oh well, final page

it seems to suggest that there is a continuation to this?

something you don't see very often

Arisu raping Remirya

>>1375268

j-j-j-jam it in easy

>>1375289
>=P

go back to gaia

if the chinese translator guy's still here, these were badly translated before. comparing the little that I know, stuff like "let go" was translated as "stop it"

first page is at >>1371249

>>1374308
>91x126
facepalm.jpg
He's posting thumbnails to request the bigger versions.
And don't sage the thread if you want better/bigger pics.

Sometimes I wish this ends right here.

>>1375297
Missed two 'easy's and a 'take it easy' in the first panel. Otherwise nice work.

Here's first page of the comic in >>1375441 , old thread is deleted.

New stuff from this guy. Not sure if the two pages are related. They're probably more story references.

>>1376505

What the fuck just happened?

>>1376505
>>On what a Yukkuri eats (in the wild)
>>Yukkuris are omnivorous creatures. In the wild, they will eat grass, flowers, small plants and bugs. It can drink water, though it does not necessarily need to.
>>Yukkuri : *CHOMP CHOMP*
>>A yukkuri will hunt bugs in a manner not unlike the frog.
>>Yukkuri : We're having potato bugs today!
>>M-Y 1 : YAY POTATO BUGS
>>M-Y 2 : POTATO BUGS ARE SO GOOD EASY
>>M-Y 3 : I LOVE POTATO BUGS
>>Do not feed wild yukkuri with human food.
>>M-Y 1 : *MUNCH MUNCH*
>>M-Y 2 : THIS SHIT'S GOOD! SO GOOD!
>>M-Y 3 : HAPINECH!
>>It could cause them to refuse to eat food they find in the wild.
>>M-Y 1 : IT SUCKS!

>>1376606
The smugness of children yukkuris are why yukkuri guro is so satisfying.

This needs a new translation. The other one doesn't make a damn bit of sense in English

>>1376555
The motherfucking Claw happened.

>>1376658
>is

>>1376665

this comic makes me wonder though. Would an Alice-type be able to sow another hairband for itself if it ever lost its original one? Or perhaps, sow other hats and, in TF2-style, blend in with other yukkuris for surprise rapes?

>>1376771
Time for yet another rant on contradictions!

A yukkuri's headband is typically made of bean paste. They're described as being alive, and related to the yukkuri, and growing with the yukkuri. It couldn't grow if it was made of cloth. They're also usually edible, which cloth certainly isn't.

That is how they're typically portrayed. Then there's a few comics where they seem to be made of cloth. >>1376665 is probably an example of this, but the horrid translation of the 4th panel makes it unclear. Did alice take Reimu's ribbon and try sewing it into something else? Did alice try to make a new ribbon out of cloth?
In the end of Kind Mother Reimu, the mother and alice's accessories are all that remain in the rain, implying that they're cloth and not bean paste, as bean paste would've melted (I'm sure that was intended to be symbolic, and to make it clear that they did melt, but whatever). There's also a comic by the swirley eyes where Reimu makes reimu a new ribbon out of cloth, but does a poor job.

Furthermore many depictions of Dosus have them wearing multiple ribbons. The one story involving a Master Sparking Dosumarisa explicitly said that it got the ribbons from it's followers... which doesn't make sense. Where did they get spares? They'd certainly never give up their own.

And there's this, where as far as I can tell, a marisa grows a new hat. That would seem to make the whole 'My hat is more precious then my life' bit stupid; I might say that I'd rather lose my life than both my arms and legs, but I certainly would NOT say that if I could regrow my arms and legs.

to answer your question, it depends on the artist because they can't make up their fucking minds.

>In the end of Kind Mother Reimu, the mother and alice's accessories are all that remain in the rain,
Yukkuri accessories tend to last longer from melting (as from Marisas with their hats as makeshift boats)

>>1376878
Yes. Longer. Not indestructable. Consider the image posted in the last thread of a marisa and ko-s using the marisa's hat as an umbrela. It started to melt.

Consider how melted the reimu and alice are. They're gone. There is nothing left. Now look at the accessories. No damage. This is from a hard rain. They don't clear up quickly, and the impact of the rain would speed up any damage done. And yet, the accessories remain completely intact. How is that possible if the accessories dissolve in water?

>>1376837

I always just assumed their hair and accessory was made out of something akin to cotton candy. Like a sugar fabric.

>>1376837
>I want my multiple-creator doujin creation of a doujin creation to have a canon set in stone.

People who can't take it easy should just drop dead easy.

>>1376976
bean paste, cotton candy, whatever. That wouldn't handle the issue of them being treated as cloth in several examples. If you can find a plausible example of a food that wouldn't disassociate in water, then it'll solve the rain issue... except for them melting in this but not in >>1376901

>>1376901
Looks only a light rain to me.

Also, in >>1377022
Since it's a drizzle turned heavy rain, water + force due to gravity = faster deterioration.

>>1377004
The reason I want yukkuri to have some consistency is because I honestly think it would be better that way.

Most images appear to have started with an idea about how to kill or abuse something, and then created yukkuri with specific biology and psychology to match the actions. Consider this; a yukkuri sees a yukkuri not wearing a hat so it quickly attacks it. If another yukkuri would attack with such vigor simply because the hat is not on the head, why would it EVER take it's hat off like >>1376878 mentioned to make a boat? What about the chinese accessory comic; where the siblings and mother attack another for not having a hat, but in Tunusa's invasion comic they're shown without having hats at all. Then there's >>1376837; if you can grow a new hat, why risk attacking another yukkuri for it's hat?
The reason is because some author thought it'd be cool to have one yukkuri take it's hat, get immediately attacked, and then have the attacker realize what it's done when the hat falls back onto the beaten corpse'. You can't do that with the yukkuri in Tunusa's comic or any where they use boats. So the author created two new yukkuri that would behave in this way.

Anonymous or: how I learned to stop canonising and started taking it easy

>>1377072

This looks like a shoop from two different ASCII pic.

>>1377072
Then there's the birthing methods. Take this for example. I'm not going to say this was the beginning of mammalian birth, jsut an example. You cannot do something like this with the tendril method. There are several other abuse examples you need the mammalian method to do. The author decided to create yukkuri that could reproduce this way just so they could injure them with an idea that didn't apply to the idea of yukkuri reproducing via tendrils. That is what I mean by them 'making shit up as they go along'. It's like deciding that a human's face exploding is awesome, so you draw a comic where punching someone's face causes it to explode. There are examples of this, but they at least bother to explain it away with 'superpowers lol'.

Then there's my other issue. Consider the amount of force used to shoot the ko- out. Do you think it would've survived anyways, if it wasn't shot? So what's the point of shooting it in the first place? Why bother killing something that can't even survive on at all, and only exists because there appears to be a completely inexhaustable supply of them?

>>1377065
Nope. it's not that light. Plus it avoids the issue. In >>1377022 the hat is melting, but the yukkuri is melting but still somewhat formed, while the Kos are just a blob by the end. However at the end of >>1376901 the yukkuri are COMPLETELY GONE. Totally washed away. Therefore there must have been more rain by the end of KMR than at the end of the melting umbrella comic. And yet the accessories are completely unaffected.

>>1376555
It's that a JoJo reference? Maybe Killer Queen?

Yukkuri canonfag is the greatest yukkuri-related troll ever.

redone

>>1377072

The can use them as boats and not be shunned because the hats are still on the yukkuri, just not on top of their heads.

The first comic with the "hatless are shunned" aspect had a Marisa that wanted to show alice her impersonation trick. When she threw her hat into the air to give her Alice impersonation, the Alice stomped her because the hat was nowhere to be found. When the hat floated down onto the body, Alice saw what was once a monster revert back to her friend and cried.

As long as the hat is on the yukkuri, regardless of location, the yukkuri should be fine.

If you ask about how the can sense whether or not the hat is on the yukkuri's body...

It's magic.

New edit.

>>1377115
Except I'm not trolling.

>>1377072
Using it as a boat is still a form of wearing it.

>>1377119
And this?

Plus, there's my other objection to this shit. What's the point of killing something that'll just kill itself without intervention? Don't you think it's more fun in something like the chinese accessory comic, where it completely loses the accessory and gets attacked? Or forcing a yukkuri to kill others to save itself, others that WOULD survive if not for that selfish yukkuri?

>>1377133

Some artists say they grow with age, some say they're there from the beginning. Even if there was canon for this, which would never happen, people are still going to go about doing what they were doing before. Why? No official documentation or art of Yukkuri. Why? It's a goddamn fan creation.

Take it easy.

>>1377133
If you mean the komarisa above the mother Reimu's head, either it's all in Tunusa's taste (remember the artist also tends to draw the yukkuris peeing in fear/despair unlike other artists, has has yet to draw a similar conflict focused on missing accessories) or the komarisa hasn't grown its own hat yet. Plus the fact that the mother Reimu lets it sit above her head, it can be said that Tunusa's version of mother Reimu has at least some memory power to keep track on who among her childen hasn't grown a hat yet.

Yukkuri.

>>1377157
The reimus also don't have the big ribbon on the back of the head, only the things around the hair on the front.

The thing is that the yukkuri in Tunusa's comic are completely different from those in the chinese accessory. In the latter they recognize it's a yukkuri, but can't even fathom that it could be their daughter/sister, and seem to have no problem with one completely disappearing at the end. That is what I mean by creating new yukkuri to fit the idea of abuse.

>>1377153
Have the artists create something they can call a canon. Expect them to follow it. There is of course no way to actually enforce them, but so what? There's tons of touhou doujins that make absolutely no sense in the context of touhou's canon (about everything from Hole of Yago comes to mind). These are not shunned. The difference is that if HoY draws a doujin where Marisa, Reimu, and Alice grow up together as children, it does not become part of touhou fanon. It is simply doujin that exists on it's own and affects nothing else. If someone draws a yukkuri shooting a ko- out like a cannon, then that can be added to part of fanon by repeating it enough time. Just like forcing a meme.

>>1377124
pic.

There is no canon for yukkuri because there is no authority, and there will never be any authority because no-one other than ZUN could be an authority, and i doubt he's going to step in. There is only fanon - whatever entertains the most is whatever goes in a particular story.

>>NNEED
>>1377218
I see no reason why the creators can't democratically decide to agree to some standards.

Again, there would STILL be nothing stopping people from making images violating it. Images like this.

>>1377218

that's a keeper

>>1377268

so fucking perfect

Where exactly did "this shit's good" come from? I keep seeing it in yukkuri translations, and it bothers me, because it just seems like a really odd thing for a yukkuri to say.

>>1377294
This was brought up in another thread. I'm probably spelling it wrong, but the original is "umee! meccha umee!", which was said to be a childish and rude way of saying 'this food is good'. It does not have the swear, not any implication of feces in the japanese, but this is what the translators thought was a good way to say 'this food is good' rudely in English.
Search the archive for that phrase and you'll probably find it being discussed.

>>1377294
It's meant to be weird, since they usually speak in a childish way (or a ladylike way, for Alices and Patchoulis) but they lapse into angry trucker-speak in this manner when they're eating.

>>1377200
>Have the artists create something they can call a canon.
Why?
Let's say someone comes up with a really awesome story or comic that requires something new or violating the established canon. Like a body. Or mammalian birth. Or penipeni. Or different memory or attention span, different pain tolerance or whatever. Would you rather him not post it, even though it is awesome?

I'd rather see it.

I didn't like the peni-peni at first, but it grew on me.

I kinda know what you mean though. I was like that too. I was greatly annoyed at any incosistencies.

Like, one day MickeyMouse, DonaldDuck and Goofy live together in a trailer, next catroon it's middle ages and Mickey is hunting dragons, then Donald is a sailor, and next he owns a giant apple plantation. And the nephews, sometimes they're juvenile delinquents, or they're junior Woodchucks and save the day, and sometimes they're not there. Even their colors may vary.

And then you get Ducktales and everything is even more different!
Even within the Ducktales-verse comics things don't get any more consistent. Sometimes Donals is trying to get cash from Scrooge. Sometimes Scrooge is trying to get free lunch at Donald's, and sometimes he's sending him on quests. Mickey may be living next doors or in another city. Donald has a secret super-hero persona... or not. He may be in great debts and on the run from his creditors. Or he may be a president of globe-trotter club. Sometimes there's that witch, and other people.

Make up your mind!
RRRRAAAAGEEE!!!

And then I realized it's not important.
The characters are shortcuts for basic personality types. Mickey good, Goofy is goofy, Donald is short tempered, ect.; they are are there so you get into the story easier, so you don't see a new face-name combo, but someone familiar, and you know more-or-less what to expect. So the author doesn't have to provide a detailed backstory, only perhaps the details he needs. But the characters are subservient to the story- if they need to be adjusted for it's sake, they are.

The purpose is making good stories. The canon (at least in these kind of works) is not a weight to keep the story down, but a ramp to give it a quick start.

>>1377598
I write way too fucking much

beyond that, I'd want the japanese to make their own standards. If they have a problem with peni peni and it's just one or two artists forcing it, then say "Yukkuri do not have organs. No more peni peni". There's no reason why the japanese can't just say they like both mammalian and tendril birth, or even bring back some of the old asexual ones. There's also no reason why they couldn't just completely ignore the issue and leave it completely up to the artist to decide specific things. The point is that it would create SOME guidelines, but not so many it'd be restrictive.

Honestly, my real complaint is the nonsensical/illogical where you see them suddenly killing each other, like the author couldn't think of a better way for them to die. >>1377072 is an example.

>>1377534
>>1377539
Again, because I think it would be better. Some of those things would never be part of any kind of canon (Or different memory or attention span, different pain tolerance or whatever; I'm sure others were mentioned as well). I don't want some kind of insanely restrictive canon like "IF A MARISA ENCOUNTERS A REIMU, IT WILL EITHER COERCE IT INTO MARRIAGE OR KILL IT FOR FOOD". I mean something about the strength of Touhou's canon. You get basic guidelines of characters and some relationships. Just about everything else is left up to the fans. You certainly don't see the touhou doujinshi market struggling with a restrictive canon.

The only thing I really want concrete (as in, unable to change something once written, but more can be added later, primarily when new touhous are created) is their identity; namely which touhous have yukkuri counterparts, what they're made of, if they have a body (I'd prefer a specific type either always having a body or never having one, but the japanese seem to prefer possibility of both for several), catchphrases (i.e. Youmu's "DIIIIIICK", Marisa's "Drop dead easy!", Patchoulis were once said to only be able to say "Mukyu"), and stuff along those lines.

>>1377294

It started with this comic. Original text was "U'mee! Kore meccha u'mee!" My original translation was this, "Dis'z freakin' tasty!!". Someone else in the thread suggested "This shit's good!", and that one stuck for all the following instances of that phrase, though oddly my original translation is still left intact in the zip files.

>>1377599
You're an idiot.

That is all.

>>1377631
Forgot my pic.

>>1377640
That's hilarious and disgusting, and I can't stop laughing at it. PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE GO

>>1377652
Have another then

>>1377534
>I didn't like the peni-peni at first, but it grew on me.

>>1377218

wat

that's a rather incomplete translation, I'll make one in a few minutes.

>>1377689
While you're doing stuff >>1376665 Needs to be retranslated and should be simple.
>>1376837 Also looks interesting.

>>1377661
Now I just find that horribly wrong.

>>1377718
You ARE >>1377652 right?

Mind explaining that to me?

>>1377725
Dunno, lol. Shock value wore off.

>>1377598
>I mean something about the strength of Touhou's canon
You mean fanon-canon, right? Because touhou doujinshi are "struggling" with canon. (like, when was the last time you saw not-gluttony Yuyuko?)

And if you mean fanon-canon, I think the yukkuri-canon is about that level of strength already.
For example is Sakuya gay for Remilia, tsundere for China, or something else?

And let's not get into limits of powers of manipulation of every-damn-thing.

>>1377599
I like >>1377072.
Sure it's inconsistent on many levels. Even within itself: Alice doesn't realize marisa-without hat is her friend, but realizes what the hat with splattered beanpaste was.

But the story itself is fine: Marisa invites an accident through her foolishness. Alice kills her friend due to mistaken identity, then she suffers and cries.

>>1377725
Dunno, lol. Probably the shock value wore off.

Too much of a moralfag to be THAT amused. Though one does wonder how long a yukkuri would survive like that.

>>1377750
Not quite struggling. There is a touhou canon that only ZUN can change (supposedly unaffected by the fanon... that much would be true for any other franchise but probably not totally true for touhou), and a touhou fanon that is based on the canon and on the fanon. Doujin authors/artists interpret the characters based on the canon and on the fanon. The canon gives the basis and the existing fanon fills in some of the gaps, the rest is up to the author. They are not 'struggling' because it is accepted that the canon is authority. Direct, blatant violations are quite rare, excluding things that aren't supposed to follow it, like Hole of Yago stuff (and every porn doujin). If it follows the canon, then it is added to the fanon and other works will be based off it. That is why you have frequently reoccuring things like Sakuya being pedo for Remilia, Alice being a tsundere, Meiling being lazy and punished by Sakuya (Does not occur in EoSD unless it happens in the extra endings, which I can't get to. Meiling does not appear in any of the 4 normal endings and is not in the ending for any other game).

>>1377814

(fucking did it again)
That is what I mean by creating a canon; it would give people a basis to start with. Right now, the canon is yukkuri are edible heads (that sometimes have retarded bodies) based on touhous with annoying personalities. That's pretty much it. And there is stuff that violates this; anything featuring non-touhou yukkuri or the really whimsical ones like >>1377243 are clearly not following what little canon there actually is. Again, this does not mean people can't continue drawing those images. The change is that no one thinks that yukkuri have the ability to float over a city, even though there is an image of them doing that. However, because there are images of patchouli having a body, which does NOT violate the canon, there is a fanon basis for other people to give patchouli a body. If there was a canon that said "Patchouli types do not have a body", it would be treated like the other nonsense images. It would only exist on it's own and would NOT affect fanon and therefore would not become a basis for future work.

>>1377816

No, there would just be people saying "Patchouli types don't have bodies."

People will still draw them if the like how the Patchouli's look with bodies. Just because someone puts up rules on how things are going to be done doesn't mean everyone else is going to follow suit.

>>1377218
Translated, not all of it needs changing.

[part 1]
[Only the last sentence needs changing]
It may drink water, but if it can get water from its food, there is no need to.

[pic 1]
"Muunch muunch"

[part 2]
[Replace whole section, please]
For plants, the soft part of leaves are preffered, insects from ants to praying mantis, and depending on its size some will eat frogs. Caterpillars that are soft and move slowly[*or 'moves easy'] seem to be favorites.

[pic 2]

>Sure it's inconsistent on many levels. Even within itself: Alice doesn't realize marisa-without hat is her friend, but realizes what the hat with splattered beanpaste was.
That's what I really don't like. To me, that's just really shitty writing. Like someone decided "I can't think of a plausible way to make one yukkuri kill another, so I'm going to throw reason out the window". It just seems like the horrible contrived shit you'd see in terrible GRIMDARK fanfiction (not that I read the stuff. Just using it as an example). Someone else had said a long time ago that it's just bad writing and no amount of canon could make up for that, but I still disagree; I honestly think that if they couldn't just make so much shit up all the time that you'd get less of this contrived shit.

>>1377872

KICK REASON TO THE CURB

>>1377860
Except I'd want the artists/authors themselves to get together on IRC or something and decide the shit. Something like posting on Futaba or sending messages to their pixiv that they're going to create a canon. Maybe not even just limited to the artists. The point is that they'd decide their own limitations, so it'd be strange for them to not follow them. If they were in the minority opinion or simply did not take place, like I said, they could ignore the decision. The difference is that enough people follow the canon, works that do not follow the canon will not affect later works; they will not become part of the canon.

For whatever reason, it's accepted that Reimu and Marisa types do not grow bodies. There's an image of a reimu growing arms and legs (not like a remirya; just really thin arms and legs coming right out of the head) and scratching itself. However since it violates their canon, you don't see any other instances (except maybe others by the same artist I haven't seen). It is treated like the images of yukkuri in space or floating over cities; nonsensical, but fine existing on their own.

>>1377909
>violates their canon

How about we go with "Dish iz gweat!" for koyukkuri and "Dis'z freakin tasty!" for adults from now on?

>>1377959

How about no?

>>1377959
"This shit's good" as worked fine so far. "Dish iz gweat" also isn't rude enough. I believe someone in the earlier thread said that if you said it around anyone, you'd get a lot of bad looks.

First one is most relevant. Rest only mention it for a post or two.

http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/1250237
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/1001017
http://archive.doesntexist.org/jp/cgi-board.pl/thread/979352

>>1377909
You seem to be missing the fact that EVERYTHING yukkuri related is nonsensical, but fine existing on its own. Trying to apply consistency to beanpaste filled disembodied talking heads of shooter-game characters is ridiculous.

>>1378020
I don't see how magical bouncing heads make less sense than magical flying shrine maidens

>>1378038

faceplamiteasy.jpg

>>1378038

>facepalmiteasy.jpg

>>1378087
No really. Please explain to me why living bean paste makes LESS sense then stuff like a time stopping maid (I think COLA says she's can reverse time as well), 'manipulation of gaps', 'floating over reality', 'manipulation of nuclear fission', 'manipulation of fate', hell even Cirno's manipulation of cold.

More of this story was translated and edited. Can somebody post it?

>>1378120
At least those powers are used in a generally "serious" environment.
Yukkuris, however, were never meant to be taken seriously.

>>1378143
Touhou has got to be the least serious game I've ever played. The entire premise of the danmaku is that they're just playing a game with each other, and no one will actually ever die from it. Then, after Reimu defeats each villian, they have tea. How the hell is that serious? Plus, most of the stage bosses are people that have nothing to do with the final conflict. The only reason they fight is because you have to fight someone at the end of each stage.

>You seem to be missing the fact that EVERYTHING yukkuri related is nonsensical, but fine existing on its own.
I don't see why that means that it shouldn't make sense in relation to itself. Touhou does that at least somewhat. The shrine maiden can't be killed, but youkai still need to use their powers, so she created the spell card rules. That makes sense in it's own context (mostly). Most yukkuri stuff contradicts something from another artist and a few contradict themselves.

There way too many artists to establish a good canon about yukkuri.
With normal Touhou, they have the games as base, but there's nothing like that in yukkuri.

Scratch that: yukkuri canon dictates that all yukkuris (except Kimeemarus) say "take it easy" in some form.

>>1378207

Chen's "get it."

>>1378179
>and no one will actually ever die from it.

You're not going to take one of Utsuho's shots while floating above a raging hell-fire and live.

>>1378215
Perhaps the same could be said of Sakuya's knives or Marisa's master spark?

>>1378207
I have never seen a remirya or flandre make any mention of taking it easy, or even any kind of derivative like a Chen's 'getting it'.

>With normal Touhou, they have the games as base, but there's nothing like that in yukkuri.
The point of my argument is that the japanese should CREATE a base.

Who cares?

>>1378224
>The point of my argument is that the japanese should CREATE a base.

But the thing is they won't, and even if a few people did no one would take them seriously.

>>1378224

Need the picture of a chenkkuri in heat being examined by an anon. The anon is looking for the "piss hole" because the Chen, in heat, is pissing all over the place. The chen is trying to hide the hole with one of it's tails yelling "I don't get it! I don't get it!"

If anyone has that, much obliged.

>>1378224
I'm sure if you shout loud enough, Japan will listen to you.

>>1378249
Why the hell do people keep asking for this image?

>>1378243
Yep. You're right. Nothing I say will affect the japanese yukkuri authors. I have absolutely no direct power over them and no way to even communicate with them. So they'll never get together and make the canon base.

But a man can dream, can't he?

It is better to keep the yukkuri fandom flexible, without a strict canon.
In fact, as long as they are tortured, I don't care if someone (ZUN?) makes yukkuri canon

>>1378275

Because it's an example of a chenkuri using it's version of "take it easy." They want to "get it." If they can't get it, they aren't taking it easy.

Can anyone translate thiiiiis?

>>1378296

There's other examples of that.

>>1378275

Just stop bitching about it.

>>1378296
no, I think they get it instead of taking it easy

>>1378308
I thought putting a yukkuri on top of your head was a very dangerous thing to do.

>>1378321
retconned by lack of use, like a ton of other things.

>>1378321

And we JUST got through discussing the status of canon.

>>1378332
to be fair that wasn't me. The guy is just going by the wiki entry which is full of shit. Justakurri is still on there, and there's comments like Myons being soft that just reek of western touhou fanbase shit.

>>1377870
mmm yeah, seemed off. especially when three sentences became one.

Will you just ignore those canon-trolls, you're just wasting your time trying to argue with them, the "debate" if it can be called that, has been repeating the same patterns for the last 10 or so threads, and nothing new or worthwhile has come up. IGNORING PEOPLE IS AN OPTION. USE IT.

>>1378349
>and there's comments like Myons being soft that just reek of western touhou fanbase shit.

Huhwha? Myon's not soft? I think you're just lying to me at this point.

>>1378358
1. I'm not a fucking troll
2. I haven't been bringing it up recently. Last thread had translation issues on Easy/Slowly, which is completely unrelated
3. 'those'. I assure you, I'm the only one

Not now though, since no one cares. I suppose I'll just stick to posting untranslated images from my collection. Have some stuff I picked up from pixiv while searching for >>1374262

>>1378365
Go back to pooshlmer

>>1378382
>I'm not a fucking troll

>>1378358
Canon trolls are the best part of yukkuri threads -- they provide a long and serious-looking argument that has "take it easy" as a perfectly valid, meaningful response. They are masterpieces of artistic trolling.

>>1378393

>>1378386

Then what do you say Myon is? Hard? Rubbery? You can't say it's incorporeal because Scarlet Weather Rhapsody proves that Myon can smack shit around.

>>1375240
Can someone post the one before this? I appear to be missing it.

>>1378409
Don't know if these are supposed to be related

>>1378399
In addition to being the fan-name for Youmu's ghost half, 'Myon' is also the name (western, at least) for a yukkuri youmu.
Thus the statement about Myon being soft is, in fact, a statement about Youmu being soft.
This is a result of a cropped image from a doujin, where Yuyuko accused Youmu of being too soft (and not in the physical sense). This SINGLE instance of Youmu being called soft led to her being called the softest, etc, throughout an annoying meme, much like alice leeking poop, which is also from a single doujin (a left to right doujin, none the less. Was it western?).

>>1378434
>'Myon' is also the name (western, at least) for a yukkuri youmu.

I've never heard of that.
... Ever.
Youmukkuris were Youmukkuris.

And if you think about it, Youmu SHOULD be soft, physically. She's half an incorporeal being. Considering that Myon is at least partially corporeal, some of that incorporeality should pass over to Youmu's human half, making her very soft to touch.

I'd like to go ahead and edit the rest of the Chinese stuff translated, but there appears to be text missing on Page 9. Has anyone found the original that was in Chinese?

>>1378451
Marisa x Reimu. Aaaah, as it SHOULD be.

>>1378455
It's on the wiki.
>Youmu-types are called “Myon” and are extraordinarily soft. They often shout "Chiiiiinpo!!!" ("Diiiiiick!!!"), embarrassing the real Youmu. They are filled with white chocolate.

The DIIICK part is true at least.


No, actually, she seems to be completely human except for also having a ghost half - which is completely separate from her

>>1375240
Could someone post the previous pages?

>>1378459

>>1378459
Please do it.

>>1378468
Page 9 got reedited. Don't grab the old one.

>>1378483

>>1378464
>she seems to be completely human except for also having a ghost half - which is completely separate from her

The ghost half isn't completely incorporeal like a standard ghost is, though. (Ghosts without physical form like Mima and Yuyuko are incorporeal.)
So it must be partially human.
Likewise, her human half must be partially ghost.
Ergo, Yumu sho shoft.

Also, who takes Touhouwiki as canon?
Honestly I don't see anything about Yukkuri factories or TRIPLE X FIRERED YUKKURIS in practice and have only seen them mentioned there.

>>1378489

>>1378470
Thanks a lot, I guess I'll ask for a translation for that bubble then.

By the way, could the person who is editing the string of images translated lately try using a different font for some of the SFX? The stars help out a bit, but it would look a bit nicer if the font was a little different (like pulling something from a free font site like dafont or getfreefonts).

Though I have to say that editing the Alice mob one was pretty cool of you to do.

>>1378490
>Ergo, Yumu sho shoft.
You have shitty reasoning skills

>Honestly I don't see anything about Yukkuri factories or TRIPLE X FIRERED YUKKURIS in practice and have only seen them mentioned there.
I'll post some summaries with my images when I'm done posting the chinese comic

The rest are in this thread.

(Pic unrelated)

31. While returning home from the grocer's, Anon encounters a strange yukkuri. It's a bit red, and it speaks very quickly. It approaches him, and he offers it a bit of food. It instantly jumps and devours it in one bite. He notes that it's a yukkuri that doesn't take it easy. "I'm Reimu!!! I take it easy three times more, so I'm triple Reimu!!!" It wants to go home with him, He initially objects, since it looks like it eats a lot, but then it promises that it'll get its own food. On the way home, it runs faster than him. He thinks that if he breeds it, he'll make a lot of money.Oddly enough, it doesn't think of his house as its own, and it keeps its promise to not break anything. Apparently, it doesn't have any friends due to its uniqueness. He even sneaks a bite when it's sleeping, and it turns out to be salty. A while later, a Reimu/Marisa couple sneaks in, acting like normal yukkuris. They start teasing Triple, infuriating it. However, when they taunt Anon, Triple snaps and pounds the hell out of them, and then proceeds to eat them. (For some reason, it notes that they're megassa tasty.) It's also quite obedient and loyal. He then takes it to the factory to discuss the matter of breeding it. They put it in a cage with another Yukkureimu, which it superfucks. The normal Reimu grows a tendril, from which a number of Triples grows right away. They start speeding around. Triple says that it'll raise its babies there, so Anon should go home alone. He sells it to the factory, and they give him a baby as a bonus. He goes home with the baby, and finds a few yukkuris in his yard, taking it easy like the place belonged to them. He calls out to them, offering them sweets, and then crushes them. The baby wakes up, jumps down and starts eating them. Oddly enough, it says "Itstasty!!! Misteryoushouldeatsometoo!!! Letseatittogether!!!" A selfless yukkuri? Impossible.

>>1378508

What? It's just X is partially Y so Y must be partially X.
This is assuming Konpaku's human-ghost ratio is even to Myon and Youmu.

Metal Slug with yukkuris? HELL YES

>>1378524
There is no reason to assume that making Myon physical necessarily detracts from Youmu's body.


37. The factory employees have gotten their hands on a rare Remirya, and plan a certain transfusion. They shave a Yukkureimu, cut off the top part of its head, and extract more than half of its bean paste. (It only woke up towards the end, and since it had lost so much of its body, all it could do was drool like a retard. They then inject the bean paste into a screaming Remirya (they're meat buns, so it's like injecting orange juice into a human). It dies, and a tendril sprouts from it, from which Remiryas and Yukkureimus are born. The experiment was a great success.

39. Remirya and (yukkuri) Flandre are living in the SDM, being doted upon by everyone, but they've never gone out. One night, on a full moon, Remilia and Sakuya were missing, so they sneak out. They find a family of Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas in a nest. The mother bites off Remirya's wings, but Flandre kills it. They then proceed to slaughter the rest. They are then discovered by a group of factory employees, who wanted the yukkuris they ate, but are quite satisfied with this catch as well. They take them to the factory, luring them with the promise of sweets, and throw them into a cage with about 20 Yukkureimus and Yukkurisas, who gang up on them and start eating them. They can't do anything against so many grown ones. The employees tell them not to eat them all, so they'll regenerate. "Okay, mister!!! This way we'll have all the food we want!!!". They then take the two out of that caga and put them in another room, where yukkuri Alices are reproducing. As soon as the babies are born, the employees put the two in the same cage. The babies proceed to devour them, but the employees stop them at the last moment. The two are now going to spend the rest of their lives as a food source. They should have stayed at the SDM.

69. A new yukkuri repellent, a form of incense, has recently become very popular, especially among farmers. One group of Reimu-Marisa-Chen-Myon attempt to ravage a field, but get driven away by the incense. Upon hiding in a cave, and while discussing how horrible that was, they get caught by the factory guys with a net and taken to a room. One of the employees brings them a box, which they think contains food, but it actually contains incense. Still in the net, they can do nothing but scream. The man takes the Reimu out, but before it can thank him he puts it into the incense box. It starts throwing up its bean paste. The other yukkuris are going crazy, some throwing up and some eating the vomited bean paste. In the end, the Reimu has shrunk to a tiny size, but it's still alive. The man crushes it, rolls up its skin on a stick, and puts its accessory on the end. He then puts the Chen in the box, and lights that stick. The Chen starts screaming, and the other two are laughing like maniacs, driven insane by the incense. The materials used for its production are the best kept secret of the factory; skin and accessories of yukkuris.

>>1378538

I would just think that Konpaku would keep Kon and Paku even.

73. The factory has announced five new products. We would like to invite you all to test them.
1) Instant Yukkuri Soup. A package with a small hole, containing rice and a live koyukkuri. All you have to do is pour boiling water into the hole. You may consider the screams as an elegant BGM, and when they stop, your soup is ready.
2) Bagged Yukkuris
A large number of koyukkuris in a bag. Saves you the trouble of carrying them seperately. Depending on your taste, you may eat the first one in front of the others, so the horror makes their bean paste sweeter, or you can eat them secretly, to keep the babylike sourness.
3) Capsule Yukkuri
Not food, but entertainment. Newborn yukkuris in a small tube with holes, through which you can pour orange juice to feed them. (Scientific research has shown that they can survive with only orange juice, but they won't grow larger.) When they grow up, they will trust you completely, so even if you tell them to eat each other they won't object.
4) Iced Yukkuri
A box with one Cirnoff in each corner. Place a yukkuri in the middle and leave it overnight. (You may want to cover it with something to stifle the screams.) The next morning, you can file it and obtain a wonderful topping for many sweets.
5) Instant Remirya
A Remirya in a special box. All you have to do is immobilize it, and eat the parts you want. If the screaming bothers you, a special soundproof mask is included.
We hope you enjoy or new line of product

>>1378464
Suddently Chens, thousands of 'em.

Still lookin' for a translation of >>1378305

Finished editing this. There's a Chinese SFX missing in the 2nd last panel that's beside the "Stands up...", could someone please translate it? It's just one little thing.

>>1378556
seems self explanatory

>>1378717
I have for panel 2
>Marisa: Super Galactic (Chouginga) Giga Drill Breaker!
You do realize that's a TTGL reference, right? Is it just way too much to fit into that space?
You also completely edited out an SFX on the bottom-right of the 2nd panel. I can't tell if that's supposed to be "One spin after another" or the "Furious punches" you put on the top

>>1378717
SFX: sound of thing sliding past one another

>>1378841

DFDsfsdfdsfsd

I just did a search on the archive, found some of the stuff that's missing. Re-editing in a second.

>>1377959
>>1377967
>>1377982
Re: "This shit's good"
The problem I have with the phrase is that it's overly bad language. The original Japanese isn't actually bad language, just sloppy and not polite.

The difference is that "U'me! Me'ccha u'me!" is something that would be acceptable in informal contexts. For example, a ten-year old eating his mom's meal could say that and the mother wouldn't mind, actually she would like it, but most English-speaking mothers wouldn't accept them saying "shit" at all, let alone in reference to their food.

Also, the Japanese phrase sounds childish - in fact it's supposed to be koyukkuris saying something that you'd hear small kids say - and most kids don't say "shit", around adults at least. "This shit's good" sounds too adult, or tough.

Missing the fourth panel for translation.

>>1379009
So everything we have to do is asking a small child what would s/he said if s/he ate something delicious, and then slur it to represent koyukkuri speech?

I'm not going to say anything about what's canon but...

One thing I've wondered about is if yukkuris are able to tell apart different individuals of the same type. Can someone give examples that might clarify this issue? Even contradictory examples will do.

I was thinking about the "Kind mother Reimu" being executed, but that one could be interpreted as the mother Reimu being constantly watched by Marisa until taken to trial, so they know it was that one. If the mother Reimu had run away and pretended to be another Reimu, would they know which one was her by looking?

All done.

>>1378470

Could someone translate what the Yukkureimu in the bottom left panel is saying? It's in Chinese.

>>1379053

I don't think anon should go anywhere near children...

But yes, if you have access to one, that would work.

Also try stuffing a tube up their ass and mouth and see what they say.

>>1379108

I think they have a sort of 6th sense that they use to determine from one of a species and another.

As long as they've met before, they'll know who the other is... unless it's missing it's hat.

>>1379053
More than that. It should be childish and rude. 'This shit's good' Definitely has the rude part down. The earlier suggestion of "Dish iz gweat!" really isn't rude. It's not something you'd say in a formal setting, but 'this shit is good' is something that the only place you could get away with saying it would be at a party or something.

although,
> The original Japanese isn't actually bad language, just sloppy and not polite.
Is it "not polite" or actually rude?

>>1379108
There is at least one instance of a group of yukkuri mothers not being able to tell their children apart, causing them to fight over and kill koyukkuri. There's also at least one example of a group of Ko-s being convinced that another yukkuri is their mother.

>other Reimu being constantly watched by Marisa until taken to trial
I thought she just happened to be passing by and saw the reimu kill her children

>>1379129
......Why did you leave in the "CHOUGINGA"? Isn't that the japanese for super galactic, or something? There are no parenthesis in the original at least.

>>1379151

Why are you so rude?

>>1379157
Why are you so sensitive?

>>1379161
Why are you rubbing my penis?

So Yukkuris always respond when someone says "Take it easy!"? Is that why this thing looks sad in the last panel?

Also, translation request.

>>1379192
Supposedly. That was used in the river-hat comic (it made them drop the sticks) and also in the one bearded anon comic. Can't think of any other examples showing this

>>1379192
I hate the way that guy draws, although he does have some good material.

>>1379151
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I'm guessing on this, but does this say 'Munch Munch" and "Happiness"?

>>1379250
No, it's
"All hail, Macbeth! hail to thee, Thane of Glamis!"

>>1379332
Edit it in, please.

>>1379332

Out, OUT, damn spot!

>>1379250
Good guess.

>>1379140
>It should be childish and rude. 'This shit's good' Definitely has the rude part down. The earlier suggestion of "Dish iz gweat!" really isn't rude.

"U'me! Me'cha U'me!" Isn't really rude, just sloppy talking. Imagine George W. Bush having dinner with the queen of England, and you got the right idea.

There is no reason to bring "shit" into it at all. Why not just do "This slop's good!" if you want rude? "Shit" is more obscene than called for, how about "This niggerfucker's good!!"

"niggerfucker" is childish slang for "food", by the way.

>>1379250
Looks like it

>>1379133
Done the first. The child didn't reply anything.
The second, however, will require careful planning. Give me five minutes.

>>1379332

>>1379361

This slop's good just sounds weak. Yukkuri should be blunt and straightforward with expletives.

>>1379435
No. They shouldn't.

"This shit's good!" makes me laugh. Ergo, all of your arguments are null and void.

>>1379435
Slop also sounds like it's insulting the food, which makes the expression kinda contradictory. Although shit does have implications with feces, as a slang term it really just means 'stuff', so I wouldn't say it applies to that.
"This stuff's great" or "Yummy!" isn't exactly polite or formal, but maybe a little weak?

>>1379463

Explain.

>>1379484
Simple. The original phrase does not contain anything you'd call an expletitive. It's just childish and somewhat rude.

>>1379478
Then just keep saying it to yourself.

TAKE IT EASY FAGGOTS

Yukkuri are fat for a reason.

>>1379485

"Yummy", "This stuff's good!", and "This slop's good!" is too weak because it isn't really annoying to hear that. "This shit's good" sounds like a backhanded compliment and would get annoying to hear much quicker.

It represents what yukkuri are really: annoying, but usually with good intention.

>>1379492

Way to answer the wrong question, slugger.

>Yukkuri should be blunt and straightforward with their expletives.
>No, they shouldn't.
>Explain.

>>1376506
>>On what a Yukkuri eats (domesticated)
>>????
>>Yukkuri : MIIIISTER! I CAN'T EAT THIS SPICY STUFF!
>>Though a Yukkuri, unlike humans, does not need to eat a balanced diet, if it is fed too many sweets and cakes it will become overweight.
>>In this eventuality, the best resort is to force it to exercise so as to spend the excess calories.
>>Yukkuri : GIVE ME BACK MY RIBBON!
>>???
>>Yukkuri : I can't eat this nasty stuff!
>>Yukkuri : MIIIISTER! Why won't you give me candy, like you usually do!?
I decided not to translate the parts I wasn't sure about this time around.

OH...MY...GOD

>>1379577
I posted a ton of stuff lacking translations earlier. Why not concentrate on the stuff you're sure you can do?

>>1379591

We need a Yukkuri Thriller video by Halloween.

Someone who can edit videos get on that shit.

>>1379577
She doesn't say "Reimu's ribbon", right? Also, can I use "With this possibility" instead of "In this eventuality"?

This guy draws weird shit. At least it isn't necessary to split this one.

Autosage. New thread.
>>1379897