/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13752356

Just, like, kill urself, my man.

>>13752379
But I'm grill.

>>13752356
Yeah, come buddy! Your flavor of the month girl is waiting for you!

>>13752356

I ask myself that question once a week

>>13752400
L O N D O N
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>>13752387
I don;t follow.

Don't bother deluding yourself that an animu fantasy land awaits you. If there's an afterlife, it'll be as gloomy and hopeless as your life now.

>>13752400
grill or man who says "call me a grill"

>>13752464
>Don't bother deluding yourself that an animu fantasy land awaits you. If there's an afterlife, it'll be as gloomy and hopeless as your life now.
Thats deep.

>>13752387
What kind of abstract hell is this?

Hey /jp/, know what waits for you when you die?
The same thing that you went through before you were born.

Nothing.
Nothing at all.

So when you say 'I have nothing to live for' remember, you have nothing to die for as well.

>>13752494

So nothing matters in the end.

So it doesn't if live or die.

>>13752464
>>13752494
I don't know about that anons. It seems like a fun venture to the other side.

Also its been a popular trend for quite some time.

>>13752494
atheists hate women

Has anyone noticed how the Kancerkolon general is half dead due to drama and as soon as that happens we get threads like this, like all the fucking time when something like that ever happens???

>>13752387
This is some kind of advanced form of japanese kusoposting.

How much longer /jp/?

>>13753199
Shut the fuck up loser.

>>13753201
pls no bully ;_;

I'm thinking about killing myself, but I'd like to have sex with a cute trap before. I wish there was some kind of trap brothel like in my doujinshi.

>>13752356
go back to /a/, faggot

>>13752356
You'll never reach Gensokyo if you do.

>>13753265
Proof that homosexuals are mentally ill. Seek therapy.

>>13752356
I hate this template because there's no way for a rope to hang in that kind of room.

>>13753517
Ceiling fan?

nobody will miss u ;o

>>13753413
But I'm a girl.

>>13752356

walk into Aokigahara
see this
would you reconsider?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BIjCW2_Uik

>>13753413
Wait, you are not mentally ill? what are you doing here?
Oh, I see you are posting anime screencaps. It clearly shows how much of a crossboarder you are. You are embarrassing yourself...

>>13752494
Maybe you don't die if you die.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_suicide_and_immortality

>>13754391
I never understood this. Surely the possibility of living past your "shelf life" (human life span, when not augmented in any technological way) is zero?

I do like the idea of multiverse though.

>>13754422
As far as I understand, You can only perceive yourself when you are alive, there is no possibility to be dead and conscious. That leaves only one possible outcome, the outcome where you survive, though it doesn't determinate in which condition you survive you could be severely injured but could not die. If that is the case something like this could happen to everyone. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithonus

>>13754422
As far as I understand, You can only perceive yourself when you are alive, there is no possibility to be dead and conscious.
That leaves only one possible outcome, the outcome where you survive, though it doesn't determinate in which condition you survive, you could be severely injured but could not die.
If that is the case something like this could happen to everyone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tithonus

>>13752356
just wait for good vr to come out

>>13754456
That sounds horrible.

>>13754456
The possibility to be just dead seems overwhelming to me. Maybe I'm not thinking of this philosophically enough.

Anyway if immortality is what one desires, it seems to me it might be wiser to use this life to study the immortal cancer cell lines or something, instead of pointing a quantum gun at your head.

If you on the other hand desire happiness, immortality has nothing to do with that.

>>13752494
>The same thing that you went through before you were born.

Existence as part of my parents? Before I was born, I was a living part of their bodies. Before they were born, they were a living part of their parents' bodies. I've never been not-alive ever since the first thing existed.

>>13752638
In reality atheist turn their wife to atheist.

>>13756492
So do atheist women start hating amongst each other?

>>13754258
he's right though

>>13756568
is otaku culture a place to be posting anti trap posts?

>>13752356
Is it bad if images like this almost fooled me twice in committing suicide? The only thing that stops me every time is imagining how my younger brothers and mom would react when they find my dead body. I have to keep living, no matter what.

>>13754187
Who's that?

First time ive come to this area of 4chan, from what I understand you all love japan and japanese culture very much.. are you living in japan?

I ask this because if you are truly suicidal, seek out what you love. Don't be a statistic, don't be remembered as "the guy who did nothing then killed himself." Do you want to go to japan? Do you want to live there? If so, seek it out and you will lose all feelings towards ending your own life. From what I have gathered, people who use 4chan share a bond of being fucked up, of knowing that they are expected to get a job, find a wife, kids, then die. But they know it isn't that simple. We all have our own struggles, and if yours if not being able to be enjoying the culture you love in the place you love, change it.
I guarantee that you are trapped in your own personal bubble, a bubble that you created. It stops you talking to strangers, it stops you getting the job that you want, the friends that you want, the life you want. That bubble doesn't even exist outside of your head... do you know how fucked up that is? That you limit yourself, make yourself struggle, sad, angry... for nothing. If you truly seek to live in japan, get a degree, get an english teaching job and be surrounded by the people you love. If you already have a degree, then you are months away from the life you always wanted.

It is more than possible that all of you are trolling about suicide, and in that case call me a faggot, call me retarded, laugh at me get it out of your system, but I know someone could be reading this and I just want you to know that you aren't a statistic, you haven't got a clock counting down to the day you die, and you don't have to live trapped in your own personal bubble, go out and achieve it. be happy.

>>13756829
Just who could be behind this post?! I swear I saw wringing hands.

>>13756829
>are you living in japan?
I wouldn't want to kill myself if I were.
>Do you want to go to japan? Do you want to live there?
Not possible, never gonna happen.

>>13756829
I don't want to live in Japan, I want to live in Gensokyo.

>>13757763

>Not possible, never gonna happen.
Why won't it ever happen? There is a way around everything if you put in the effort

Just kill yourself already!

>>13757763
>I wouldn't want to kill myself if I were.
yeah you would. even moreso

>>13759020
Maybe if you buy me the gun.
Please?

>>13759006
Nah it's fine, I've given up on it a long time ago.
It was just a foolish dream that was never meant to be anyway.

But I came to terms with it. So it's fine, like this.

>>13752494
Wait, I though Gensokyo was on the other side?

>>13759020
Let's go to gensokyo together!

>>13752356
Get into magic and create proper portal you filthy casual.

>>13754719
Yes, yes, Alan Watts, we are all star dust. Bullets are stardust too, so what should it matter?

>>13757763
>Not possible, never gonna happen.
You never even tried. I can't even bring myself to hate you.

>>13761121
>You never even tried
the story of /jp/

Maybe someday I'll find a nice girl and we could settle down and snuff ourselves out. Like parallel stars. Always burning, together.

>>13757778
>>13759190
>>13761055
We should all do a /jp/ meetup one day, and go to Gensokyo together.

>>13761456
Everyone will just chicken out.

>>13761125
It fits so well, doesn't it?

You never even tried. - /jp/

>>13761121
>You never even tried.

And how do you know that?

I tried once and it was awful.

>>13761518
How did you come back then?

>>13761963
By coming back?

>>13752356
Why doesn't he just make the noose bigger, then he could walk in

Good, there is a portal thread here. I'm visiting all my old internet homes before I leave. See you in Gensokyo, d00ds.

>>13764812
I've read your post.

I wish I had done it a long time ago

>>13752494
>The same thing that you went through before you were born.

living in a ballsack

>>13766953
Go to empty valley in middle of nowhere. Plant all sorts of trees, fertilize it, add all sorts of fungi. Tadpoles and bugs via amazon. Build a shack cabin. Create high capacity 3d printer, build biological 3d printer. PLAY GOD. GROW YOUR TOUHOU's. Die of old age surrounded in your forest of youkai and abominations.

WAKE UP!!

I guess I'll find out what's really there in just a few months.
To be honest I'm a little scared, but it can't be as bad as living, right?

I just have to beat mgs 5 then I can die.

Holy shiet, dude.

This thread is still up?

Like, what a fuk?

I made the first reply here and it all went to shit after.

Fuckin' DEL this kuso shit, dude.

And like I said, kill urself, my man.

>>13770475
hola señor shitposter

>>13770475
you have any idea how fast you were memein there

>>13770492
QUE?

>>13770492
>>13770528
> Anonymous 8 minutes ago No.13770492
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>>13770528

>>13770475
hola señor shitposter
Learn English, Pedro. Anita will never let you put your stinky Hispanic transpenis inside her if....well actually no woman ever will kek.

Are we being raided by /pol/?

This is what these threads attract.

>>13770550

Whoa, dude.

I think you need to, like, chillax, or some shieeet.

Like, take a chill-pill, man.

You've got some serious issues, broseph.

Also, my name's not Pedro, ya feelin' me?

It's cool though. All's good, man.

So did any of the /jp/ posters get convinced by the SJW's autistic tantrum in this thread?

Did they convince you that they're "just a boogeyman" and that they're not trying to (actually, they already did) make your loli illegal and punishable by anal prison rape?

TL;DR - did you bite the bait?

my /jp/ friend hasn't talked to me in weeks, should I kill myself?

>>13770631

I didn't even read the fuckin' thread, loser.

>>13770658
Kek, good job showing your true colors SJW cuck. I wonder if this "crossie" (if you can even call someone who doesn't come from 4chan that) actually fools some /jp/ autists into thinking he's right.

>>13770657
You should find him and murder/suicide.

>>13770664

Easy on the memes, dudester.

You're like, on a fuckin' roll, man.

If you keep that shiet up, you might, like, burnout, or smh.

Ya feelin' me, kid?

>>13770672
memes

>>13770672
YOU BETA MANGINA CUCK

I WILL POUND YOUR FUCKING BRAIN IN UNTIL WE SEE THE PUSSY-PINK BRAIN MATTER OF YOURS, COMMIE CUCK

>>13770667
Too far away.

>>13770681
Autism.

>>13770700
Mad SJW detected.

>>13770719
Hmmmm.....


Nah..

>>13770724
Nice falseflagging SJW.

>>13770741

anyone got any really cute animes you know those really really cute ones

>>13770761

>>13770761

I got you covered, broseph.

Check this out.

>>13770700
haha, how can autism be used as an insult? Only an ignorant cunt would use autism as an insult. (And there's nothing I hate more than ignorance)

Autism is a gift in my case, I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius thanks to my autism. I've been going through school all my life being bored out of my fucking brains getting at least 95% on all my tests (and all the incorrect answers were silly mistakes) because I'm just too fucking smart for school I can't wait for everyone else to learn something I already knew within the first day or too of being taught it. Every year I scored the best of my year on these stupid multiple choice tests we do and the headmaster came to my class to tell me that, which obviously resulted in being called a 'nerd' which is true but I shouldn't be ridiculed for it.

I recently became home educated so I could learn at my own pace and I'm getting my GCSEs done in 1/4 of the time everyone else has to do it in, I'm also doing more than double the average amount of GCSEs that usually would be done.

I used to get paid $30 an hour working online, which is more than the teaching assistants at my old school earned, it was so fun pointing that out to them.

So, in conclusion, calling someone autistic is not an insult, in my case, it makes me highly gifted.

One more thing, I don't know if this has anything to do with my autism but I am a sociopath so I'm not hindered by irrational emotions like guilt, compassion, empathy etc.

haha, the most satisfying this is to know that you will all see this as a waste of a natural gift that I am undeserving hahaha, that brings me great satisfaction.

I'm practically perfect, let the jealousy flow through you.

I got bullied by people other than from the jay. Really wanted to kill myself.

Only from the jay is it okay.

>>13773002
> In conclusion
Jej

>>13770454
Me too, actually I haven't even played 4 yet.
And Persona 5, and Tales of Xillia/Vesperia and of course the new Touhou coming out and-

Ah, so many things still left undone.

>>13770436
>To be honest I'm a little scared

Why are you scared? The fact that you're scared means you still want to keep on living, in which case you shouldn't head over to Gensokyo yet.

Me? I'm excited. I'll finally get to see what's on the other side.
It's a like whole new journey.

>>13774052
or an abrupt end to one that had still yet to fully begin.

>>13756829

Thanks dude!!! You're the man!!

>>13774034

MGS4 was amazing, so was Vesperia.
Xillia really isn't worth anyone's time though....

I"m hoping Zestiria recaptures that tales magic

>>13773002
> I have an IQ of over 150 which makes me technically a genius

People who boast about their I.Q. are losers.-Stephen Hawking

>I'm practically perfect
no, you have autism.

>>13774391
I think he's just shitposting dude

>>13774391
>I'm just a meat machine -Stephen ``edgelord'' Hawking

>>13774391
>>13774400
>>13774523

If it sounds like pasta, then it is most likely pasta.

>>13752465
If it's cute it's okay!

>>13774246
>MGS4 was amazing
top lel

>>13774589

go back to your containment board /v/

>>13754199
Noice.

>>13774606
hwo do you know he is from v

>>13773002

tl;dr

>>13773126
Did they bully you for watching chinese cartoons? The only people I've ever actually seen bullied after like middle school is fatties, who deserve it.

/jp/,

when?

>>13782351
Yesterday.

Otagu gulture

>>13752356
1 (800) 273-8255

>>13752356
not otaku culture.

>>13752494
i have nothing to live for, but to die, thats to end this torment.

When i die it will be over, like quitting a game or a bad job. When you quit its done, there is no more pain, no more suffering.

it is (thankfully) over.

despite trying 3 times in the past 3 years... i still have been unable to actually take the final step. i just break down into a ball and weep for hours. One day ill kill myself properly and the world will be a better place for it.

>>13785880
Prove it.

>>13785895
How do you fail thrice? Are you using pills?

>>13785908
once with pills, failed woke up the next day. Probably why my liver is fucked.

once hanging, but could not force myself to take the step off the balcony.

last one was the same again but in the garage.

Never really told anyone IRL, just in suicide threads... not that i have anyone to tell.

>>13785923
Hmm. I've always thought firearms are the way to go, only downside is liberals then use your death as some statistic to push firearm restrictions.
Alcohol and a shotgun, my plan.

>>13785954
im on a mental health register that bars me from owning firearms in my country.

I could probably steal a family members one. but that would mean i need to know how to actually load a firearm.

>>13785978
Loading pretty much any firearm is piss easy. They're designed that way. If you use a family member's, they'll probably feel guilty about it though on top of the rest. You can make one from galvanized pipe pretty easily if you decide you don't want to do that to em and are sure you want to do it.

>>13786001
Speaking of which, what's the most comfortable way to die?

>>13787890
helium without oxygen

>>13787890
Explosion. You won't have time to feel a thing.

>>13787908
comfy

I was suicidal but I got on anti depressants and now I'm not suicidal so that is nice

>>13788339
So if you overdose on that stuff do you become 2x happy?

>>13752494
You come from nothing, you're going back to nothing.
So what you got to lost?
Nothing!

>>13761456

>>13752850
No because I don't go to the kancolle general but you seem to know quite a lot about it.

>>13761456
I could never imagine that many fat faggots in one room

>>13752494
There you go with that Atheist boogeyman again. Just look up "past life regression research" and "quantum +afterlife" and you won't fear death anymore

>>13788713
They don't make you happy, just stop the depression. Depression is something to do with chemical imbalances so you don't get rid of it by throwing happiness at it.

>>13790952
They also make it harder to cum.

>>13790831
Imagine the stench.

>>13790980
Not for me. Depends on person, and prescription used.

>>13790837
>reincarnation
fuck that
how about some swedenborg

>>13756829
Are you saying that you care about me?

>>13789078
SOME THINGS IN LIFE ARE BAD

>>13791393
Like life itself?

>>13791368
Well dude, you may not like it. But past life regression cases seem to point to that. Better than nothing. Heaven would be pretty cool though.

Don't forget NDEs.

>>13790980
Some do, but that's something you'd bring up with your doctor so you can try another prescription. One of the meds I tried early on made me so tired I just slept and didn't want to do anything, and also made my eyes so sensitive to light I couldn't keep them open outside since the brightness was blinding. It's just a matter of trying different ones until you find something that doesn't give you awful side effects and works.

>>13790831
>one room

We'll rent a bus or a van depending on attendance, and reenact the bus scene from Little Busters/Grisaia.

Fuck off /a/.

>>13752356
Isn't this an /a/ meme? I saw a screenshot of multiple responses from /a/, like this, in /k/.

What's it doing here? Please leave, kudasai.

Euphonium is the best

>>13800095
best euphonium 2 fug

Why kill yourself when you can read books, /jp/?

>>13800159
Why read when you could kill yourself?

>>13800159
"My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also."
-James Joyce

>>13800181

>>13800159
I don't have enough motivation to finish books.
I feel sleepy all the time, but at the same time I'm not calmed enough to get good sleep.

>>13800216
>average jaypee shitter
*barfs*

>>13800216
(cont.)
"You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore’s glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover’s fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling’s cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.

Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier."

>>13790980
lel no

>>13800229
Who are you quoting?

>>13761456
That sounds nice who will bring the tea?

let's 死ねましょう!

>>13806054
死にましょう

>>13752494
its okay as long as you guys remember hina is always coming in the darkness to take away our misfortune!!

死なないでくださいね

>>13806130
死んだらどうする

No but it's ok for you to fuck off back to /a/.

>>13806461
You're trying to hard.

>>13810065
only certain subclasses of portal thread are allowed in /jp/

i guess everything's become more relaxed overall lately though

>>13756829
Reddit get out

>>13752494
Heaven awaits.

>>13756829
This whole post gave me fucking cancer. Fuck off back to reddit pleb.

>>13756829
>are you living in japan?

That's silly.. If I were living in Japan then why would I want to kill myself?