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Fake NEETing is getting too mainstream in Japan.

>> No.13711012

shut up

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>> No.13711036

>>13711028
Get back to your shitty board.

>> No.13711083

What's with it anyway.
As a real NEET I find it mildly offensive. Of all things to pose as.

It's especially annoying when someone online thinks I'm playing the little NEET game with them when I actually am one.

>> No.13711110

>>13711083
Me again.
I mean there's only sites like 'alonelylife' where you'll find anything close to NEETs only they aren't even NEETs although they technically are. But they aren't into any sort of subculture though so they're just failed normal people.

If they're crying about wanting to an hero rather than live the dream then they are just sad cases. They want to be normal and that's where their real source of pain comes from. See, if they were NEETs and embraced their separation from society then they wouldn't be miserable.

>> No.13711111

Fucking normies nerd culture is shitting up NEETism now

>> No.13711117

>>13711111
Get back to your shitty board.

>> No.13711120

>>13711117
I'm already on /jp/ retard!

>> No.13711142

I'm not in school, can't get a job, and stay at home all day. People call me a NEET. But what are the normals pretending to be NEETS doing?

>> No.13711178

>>13711142
That's what I want to know.
People don't call me anything because I don't see or talk to anyone for there to be anyone to call me anything.
For a long while now I've had to take care of my own business though. I used to go shopping late at night but most 24hour stores around here have reverted into regular hour stores ... probably to save money.

I just hope every time that no one will try to force me into a conversation. And then they think I'm being rude. "Hi, how are you?" ... "Hello." or "I'm good." That's rarely good enough for them. I don't care how the hell they are and I don't believe that they really care how I am. Just give me my damn receipt and let me leave.

Once a girl who line I ended up in often said quietly "I don't really like to say hi either but I have to" in a 'just to let you know' sort of tone. Well I'm sorry to hear that but it's not my problem, now give me my shit... damn. Why must it be so complicated?

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>> No.13711226

when people start pretending to be NEETs or depressed or claim to be anti-social i just avoid them.
Only thing that bothers me is the people who listen to them and actually buy the act

>> No.13711250

>>13711226
It's generally a good idea to avoid the real thing too as they tend to be disturbed in a way that's not obvious at first.

Anyway, I found this:

http://4chandata.org/jp/Such-a-fake-NEET-a258923

This has been going on forever, apparently.
As I've said, the overwhelming majority of real NEETs/hikikis are people on autismbux. Most families in the West would not tolerate it unless the family member is disabled somehow. And then of course if they get their own income via autismbux then it's all gravy anyway.

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I would be very appreciative if /jp/ could split of into a neet sub board like they do on uboachan

Also what other boards do you people browse when you feel like some human connection.

>> No.13711321

>>13711310
>Also what other boards do you people browse when you feel like some human connection
/v/ :D

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>>13711006
Once a NEET, always a NEET. I say that because I was NEET then EET and now NEET again soon to be EET!

>> No.13711332

>>13711323
Was it summer, then school started, now it's summer again and school's starting soon?

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Where my NTs at?

>feelio when you finally have your life together and dont have time to be a lazy nigger anymore

>> No.13711337

>>13711178
Have you no heart? The girl at the register said 'hi' to you! Don't expect her to be some genius at making conversation too!

>> No.13711355

>>13711332
Yes, "school" and then more "school" soon. Also, you are not implying that I could ever get a job, surely. Not anti-social, just uhh... different, As in handsome, but shy; intelligent, but expecting too much of other people.

>> No.13711362

>>13711334
Who u quot tho?

>> No.13711366

>>13711334
i have something similar to this but more like an undeceive empty feeling that is only solved when i do something artsy or creative

>> No.13711371

>>13711355
Wow... fuck off

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>>13711178

I once went outside and got caught in 4 separate conversations with complete strangers in the space of half an hour.

>> No.13711384

>>13711371
Jelly? It is okay. You can stay with not talking to anyone even though you are terribly alone. I'll just be here only sometimes.

>> No.13711392

>>13711334

>summer classes at college
>so easy you still end up being a lazy nigger every day
>scrape by with shit ass bullpussy grades like 77 and 72 even though you could kill it and easily make an A if you didn't spend all day watching Anime and shitposting on 4chan

>> No.13711400

>>13711392
those greenies speak the truth

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>>13711392
I shitpost, watch anime all day, work part time, and I still make all A's. Thank God for online classes.

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>>13711404

Hooray for linear algebra differential equations and advanced circuit analysis techniques!

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>>13711392
C's get Degrees

>> No.13711423

You fake NEETs are worse than Hitler.

>> No.13711430

>>13711423

Well obviously do you think any of us are qualified to actually run a government? I can't even get my goddamn Animal Crossing town in ordnung.

>> No.13711441

>>13711410

In other words you aren't even far enough to be a real EE, good job.

>> No.13711443

>>13711430
Don't talk to me.

>> No.13711444

>>13711441

Yes that's kind of the point of college isn't it.

>> No.13711472

>>13711443
Whoa, rude!

>> No.13711481

>>13711430
sheepNEET needs to get gud.

>>13711441
In the NEET thread boasting about being EET? You just might be a jackass or just really stupid which would be no surprise because you can't 1. high level major 2. job not spent snoozing 3. imageboards and not 'spread the butter too thin'.

Remember, in your shit little sociology class there are none of us sitting with you.

>> No.13711495

It has nothing to do with the amount of people we see but everything to do with they way in which you said it you satiated twat

>> No.13711505

>>13711472
Don't talk to him

>> No.13711513

>>13711444

Not it's not, although there are plenty of people who will tell you otherwise.

College is to learn about things that interest you. What should excite you about that circuits class is not that it's easy, but that you get to connect the theory to the application of what you've been seeing around you, that you now know the ideas behind those electronics you've been disassembling and fiddling with all your life. Maybe it'll be useful for getting paid, maybe not. If you're good enough at what you do people will gladly pay you, no matter what it is.

College isn't a magical rubber-stamp to getting paid, although HR would like it to be. Sure, you might be able to pass for a mediocre engineer at best, spending the vast majority of your time toiling away at overtime and hiding incompetence so you can can eek out a few hours on the weekend to shitpost or fap to eroge, but that's all it'll be. You get all the meager salary in the world just to have no time to spend it.

If you're there for the right reasons: great, keep going. It certainly sounds like you're not.

>> No.13711524

>>13711513

k

>> No.13711538

>>13711513
>eek

>> No.13711540

>>13711524
You got owned by a fucking wall of text.

>> No.13711541

the neet life sucks now that pedo killed waorsu and i have no where to be

>> No.13711555

>>13711513
Whata fuck man? Where does this 'incompetence' come from? Fuck drawing stuff in CAD and playing around with equations only after you build the prototype. Not my gig. Plus, if you manage to get a B.S. in Engineering, you clearly uhhh did not get the right education at the right institution like someone literally must have been passing you the answers on paper during the test to tests where sometimes 50% of the nation's top engineers will fail the exam but still pass because the other half got a D.

>> No.13711556

>>13711384
It has nothing to do with the amount of people we see but everything to do with they way in which you said it you satiated twat

>> No.13711561

>>13711555
All you need is access to a mill and you're good to go.

>> No.13711565

>mad college normies shitting up the NEET thread
lel

>> No.13711569

>>13711561

I don't know what third world country you come from, but "access to a mill" isn't quite enough to call yourself an engineer here.

>> No.13711600

>>13711565
>Not excepting this

This thread indeed proving fake NEETing is becoming mainstream

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>>13711569
'Merica. /hifive

>> No.13711642

piss

>> No.13711662

shhh hh only memes now

>> No.13711680

A lot of them eventually do become real neets or at the very least extreme losers with a shitty wage job.

The NEET trend in Japan is glamorized such that it draws in people by acting like a sort of counter culture. It's kind of like how in Murica middle school girls pretend to be sluts since it'll make them cool then highschool happens and they become real sluts.

>> No.13711685

>>13711541
I feel your pain, wbro.

>> No.13711715

i'm proud to be a freeter

i have worked for the last year and saved up $15,000 which i will live off of for the next year or so once my contract ends in september...i can't wait to do nothing all day again

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>>13711680
They're rebelling against a broken societal system!
Years from now they shall read about the fearsome NEETs in history books. They were like the noble non-violent protestors before our time, except a step further. Instead of no violence, we didn't do anything at all

>> No.13711785

Fuck my neet boi puss

>> No.13711846

>>13711541
I have a summer job coming, min wage shit job but it's money. and yes older you get, the worse it gets. I have things I gotta save up for and get but can't. I have managed to get on food benefits but that's it but hey it's something. Otherwise in life I'm stuck and now when I have no one to leech off of since it's the only way society will ever let me live I'm just probably going to have to prepare to be homeless. Life is rigged anon and with a min wage job at the moment to save up for stuff I want and do whatever I want with it in the short term besides what I put away since I don't expect to live much longer I'm gonna enjoy what it brings me.

>> No.13711980

Tru jp neetu here. I wish we had guns available in this shit hole.

>> No.13712031

Are you consider a NEET if you make money online to support your hobbies but don't have a real job?

>> No.13712075

I have about 70 painkiller tablets each containing 500mg of Paracetamol. How many do I have to take to kill myself?

>> No.13712083

>>13712075
71

>> No.13712094

>>13711980
Because you like guns or because Gensokyo?
>>13712075
The daily limit is around 4 grams so I'd probably just eat them all if I had any.

>> No.13712101

>>13711337
I am never trying to be rude I'm just incapable of small talk for the same reason I'm on autismbux. I give the most sincere "hi" or "good thanks!" that I can muster. I actually used to say "good, how about you?" but people wouldn't answer me. That stung. So I quit asking back. Maybe they heard the forcedness in it but I was trying. It was never good enough for anyone, so yeah, I got hard, but I still try to avoid being rude for no reason.
>>13711376
That's terrible. I'm literally incapable of it. People come to all kinds of inaccurate conclusions ranging from retardation, insanity to being mean or arrogant. What's funny is that I have little trouble communicating in text to strangers. One reason is that you have to slow down your mind and organize your thoughts more when you write vs speak. In real life, we would be having this conversation, I'd just be staring at you.

>> No.13712104

>>13712075
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paracetamol#Overdose
>The process of dying from an overdose usually takes three to five days.

>> No.13712140

>>13712075
That's one of the worst ways to die. It gives you liver failure and then you get jaundice and die slowly from the toxins building up in your body. You'll turn a nice shade of yellow and then by the end when you finally die you'll be a lovely brown or chartreuse color.

>> No.13712910

>>13711006
Are those clother the official NEET costume?

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i'm a fakeNEET myself!

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>>13712910
It's "whatever you slept in"

>> No.13713540

>being elitist over NEETism

Now that's what I call pathetic

>> No.13713587

>>13713085
But i sleep naked

>> No.13713600

I am a fakeNEET over the summer /jp/!

>> No.13713611

>>13713600
wwww what a loser!

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>>13713611
nani ?!

>> No.13713656

>>13713587
If I don't sleep naked myself it would be so uncomfortable. my sleep is terrible usually, so I toss and turn a lot and get real sweaty often. Wish I could just time warp to morning in an instant or past whole days for that matter cause when your a neet with almost no money for yourself every day is almost the same as the last.

>> No.13713657

what? no actual Japanese female otaku, hikikomori, or NEET?

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>>13713656

>> No.13713665

>>13713662
thank god I don't have much hair, that would make it even worse!

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>>13713600
Are you also a fake loli? How smelly is your pussy?

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>>13713678
I'm not a girl!

>> No.13713723

>>13713678
Wow anon, that's lewd, you can't ask someone how smelly their pussy is!

>> No.13713795

>>13713678
Salty fish coin scales in garlic

>> No.13714563

>>13712922
Really? why?

>> No.13716699

>>13713710
>Not with that attitude your not.

Now bend over

>> No.13717686

>>13711187
Stop posting Japanese images please.

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Ive been NEET for 7 months, living off savings, but semi actively looking for another job. Am I true NEET or fake NEET? Rarely leave the house, except to get food.

I do live with roomates though

>> No.13717911

>>13717785
Fake as hell

>> No.13717937

I'm planning on comitting seppuku later this month

I'm very scared

>> No.13717951

>>13717937
jst b urslf

>> No.13718145

>>13717937
If you're scared of doing it then you probably shouldn't do it. Go be a hobo or something. I used to think being a train conductor might be easy and fun, but I don't even care about that anymore.
By the way how are you doing it, I'm always looking for ways that are easy.

>> No.13718193

>>13718145
My plan so far

1)get drunk
2)stab myself

>> No.13718209

>>13718193
Well that doesn't sound too pleasant. I think even hanging yourself is a better plan.
Maybe look into drugs? Or just buy a gun if you're in eagleland.

>> No.13718230

>>13718209
I looked into drugs
did you know the success rate for those is less than 15%? The most effective drugs are illegal like nembutal or whatever the name is. Most peopIe use paracetamol which hardly ever works. I'm not eligible to purchase a firearm and I dunno where to hang a noose from. Stabbing myself while drunk doesn't sound too bad, I've hurt myself pretty badly while drunk and I didn't even feel it. You just got to get to that point where you're about to black out and you can do anything

>> No.13718239

>>13718230
You should grow or synthesize your own poisons, and test them out on an animal first. Think of it as a fun end of life project. Fair warning though, you may not want to still kill yourself once you realize yo
u're a poison master.

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>>13718230
Go hang a noose from a tree. The japs have a whole forest known for that shit.
Or you could build a shotgun out of some pipe since I believe shotguns have the highest success rate by far at like 99.9%.
Or just get drunk and stumble your way in front of a train or off a building.

>> No.13718256

>>13718249
Yeah you can build your own shotgun but you still need to buy the ammunition at a store

regarding poisions unless you post a detailed guide I'm gonna stick to my original plan

>> No.13718276

>>13718256
You don't have to do shit to buy ammo. I went into big 5, asked for a few boxes of shells and then the guy at the counter just put them all in a bag. That being said, you're right, I've cracked my head open a few times while at the bottom of a bottle and not noticed until the blood was flowing into my eyes. Whatever man.

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>>13717686

>> No.13719207

>>13711392
>>13711404
>>13711410
A little after the fact but do these people get paid to blog all over the place? Is it just one person?

I won't judge; I'd do it for money but it would just be too much effort otherwise.

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>>13711310

http://sushigirl.tokyo/

AKA Sushichan.

>> No.13719383

>>13719207
Who would pay people to blog?

>> No.13720504

I just live off on inheritance monies.

>> No.13725083 [DELETED] 

>>13720504
Reported for off topic post.
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>> No.13725143

>>13711392

3 days late but you need to know that this post is really bad. You should stop posting.

>> No.13725147

>>13725083
You think this autismo is trying to slide a thread off the board or just spamming for some other dumb reason? I can't see any threads that would be worth sliding.

>> No.13725491

>>13711565
>>13711600
>>13713540
>>13716699
Who the piss art thou citationally quoting?

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>>13717785
I don't know if you can have hope for the future and be a NEET. Looking for work is hope for the future. I was NEET as hell for 2 years and I was like barely conscious of anything. I only ended up going to uni because my parents wouldn't stop bugging me, although I do kind of like it. It's kind of funny, even the normalfag things that I was confident I could clearly do were pretty hard and took a lot of adjustment time.

>> No.13725985

>>13718230
I've heard that freezing is the best way, you could buy a ticket to somewhere very cold, depending where you live, and walk into the wilderness with a tshirt.
I wish you didn't want to kill yourself though.
I feel like dying too but I can't bring myself to do anything about it because it's the ultimate defeat and I hate losing.

>> No.13726857

>>13725985
How the hell is freezing the best way? An exit bag or something like a heroin OD seem like the least painful ways.

That being said I think you probably shouldn't try to kill yourself. I'm sure you've heard this before but it's a permanent solution to a probably temporary problem.

>> No.13726931

>>13726857
He's talking about getting drunk beforehand anyways. Find a cold location, deprive yourself of sleep for a few nights, drink enough to effectively numb the cold then get into a stream/pond of near-freezing water and slip away. Sounds easy and peaceful.

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