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Huge head

>>1368051

Take that back, her head is NOT huge!

Yeah that is actually a really fucking small head.

>>1368065
Maybe it's a very large hand.

Yeah, why do people like Remilia and Flandre, who are VAMPIRES WHO CONSUME PEOPLE FOR SUSTENANCE?
In before "Die monster, you don't belong in this world" all the way through "What is a man".

Regarding my pic, why don't Remi/Flan just ask Kaguya or Mokou for blood so they don't have to kill people anymore? :(

>>1368058
Just look at the pic one more time, then straight into my eyes and try to deny it.

Flandre is a good girl

>>1368068
Kaguya and Mokou are stronger than Remi and Flan.

Yes. Flan is weaker than some one. But Mokou and Kaguya are weaker than a dragon. Any dragon.

Even a whelp.
...I'ma go play breath of fire 3 now. Ryuu would kick ass in Touhou.

>>1368068

Flandre: horror monster
Remilia: sadistic brute
sadistic moe~

>>1368068
All non-human Touhou characters eat people.

>>1368100
Alice doesn't.

>>1368100

Remi/Flan don't actually "eat" them, they drink their blood. So let the youkai feast. Just bite an immortal neck.

>>1368086

I have NO idea what you just said. I wasn't talking about power, I was talking about being polite.

>>1368100

>>1368068
Remi doesn't like non-human blood.

>>1368068 why don't Remi/Flan just ask Kaguya or Mokou for blood so they don't have to kill people anymore?

Kill for food? What do you take them for, simple commoners? That's Sakuya's job.

>>1368105

Do immortals count as non-human?
Kaguya's a lunarian technically, how different are they?

>>1368116
Lunarians are humans which haven't been touched by Earth's impurity, so they have much longer lifespans. Or something like that.

>>Kaguya
>>Strong

They don't say "Help me Eirin!" for nothing.

>>1368116
"No, Sakuya.

She's not human anymore. I only drink the blood of those who fear me. "

>>1368133

So she's just a preppy bitch who doesn't respect her centuries-elder.

>>1368134
This is why I refuse to go to Gensokyo.

>>1368146
>This is why I want to go to Gensokyo.
Hey! Me too!

I'd only go to Gensokyo if it were set to Easy modo.

>>1368146
Hold no fear in your heart. That part of my mind broke a long time ago.

>>1368195
Can you fly? You would be murdered with "Icicle Fall: Easy."

Remilia's a light drinker, she doesn't actually kill anyone.

Flandre isn't allowed to hunt for herself, because she blows people apart so thoroughly that there's no blood left.

>>1368212

Everyone in Gensokyo can fly.
Or I could learn it from Reimu if that isn't the apparent case.

Alternatively, with it on Easy modo, I still have a chance with blitzing on the ground. Thank god I'm not a fat out of shape NEET.
Okay so I'm kinda fat and a NEET but I can still run quite fast and very far.

>>1368100
olololol

>>1368219
A sip for the mistress, and then the maid wrings you dry to make food for the little sister.

>>1368219
>Remilia's a light drinker

Oho, I love this image. Thank you for giving me an excuse to post it.

If I like you, I'll kill you.

If I don't like you, I'll send you to hell.

>>1368273
I'd spank that ass.

>>1368304
Goes around...

>>1368309
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU-

>>1368309
>If I don't like you, I'll send you to hell.

THAT'S.
NOT.
YOUR.
JURISDICTION.

>>1368104
Alice eats human poop.

>>1368086

No, they're not stronger you fucking retard

Also Remilia already explained in Imperishable Night, she doesn't drink the blood of people who aren't afraid of her

>>1368304
My god that blood stain is cute.

>>1368304

sourcesourcesourcesourcesource

>>1368823

Break Through the Night or something like that

Should be on wiki

>>1368847

can't find it easy

>>1368879
I found it easy.

http://touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Alf_Layla_wa_Layla#Then_Break_Through_the_Night.21

>>1368894
Did Genocide Kitten do a comic for this thing? I'd be able to take it easy if I could find some RAWs of this anthology.

>>1368068
They're all right. Half my life has been about vampires and Castlevania, so it's only natural that I like the Scarlets. The Moriya shrine characters are still superior though.

>>1368953

Raw was posted like last year

And yea GK did do one as well, it's actually the last story in the book, I don't think that one is translated though....or was it...

>>1368953
Yes, Hattorii~ did, and thank you for reminding me about it.

Anyone got the RAWs on hand? I'm interesting in translating the part by Hattorii/Genocide Kitten.

Seriously, I wish to some day meet Genocide Kitten. We will get drunk together at a humble bar, and make jokes centering on the idea on what would happen if Remilia and Sakuya were to fight Count Dracula and Dio Brando. After we enjoy our drinks, we will walk around town, guitars in hand, and just jam to metal versions of Touhou and Castlevania music. We'll settle back in at his apartment and play the PC-Engine version of Splatterhouse. I'll then fall asleep on his bathroom floor in a drunken stupor. The night will end with him violently waking me up and throwing me out. Then I would be able to die a happy American ZUN.

>>1368350
No, but when you have the Yamas wrapped around your finger....

>>Her assistant Konpaku can sever the cycle of transmigration with her sword, and if Yuyuko sent you back to Higan from the Netherworld, you'd surely be sent to Hell.

>>1370260

Hmmm?
You think you control the Yamaxanadu?
Pitiful misguided soul.
Reflect upon your sins before your judgment is at hand.

>>1368273

Oh, god. Sauce?

>>1370310
Felis Ovum.

>>1369013

Can probably just post them, it's not that many pages....faster than looking for it on voile I'd imagine

Oh and for some reason, the page were scanned in reverse for this story. So the page numbers are backwards. I'll just post them in the proper order

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>>1371980
That story was so fucked up the first time I read it, but mostly because it's a left-to-right story that shows up right in the middle of an anthology in which all the other stories are right-to-left.

>>1371969
It was probably made to be read it like a western comic book since it's at the last part of that anthology. Wouldn't surprise me from Genocide Kitten.

>>1371981

>>1371989

and this is it...i think this page might go with it as well since the Mirror story by GK also had the little ADVERTISMENT PLZ BUY page at the end

>>1372026

IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY WATCHING A TIM BURTON MOVIE!

>>1371998

Holy shit..

Do want !!

This thread only reminds me of how shitty ZUN's canon is:

"I'LL HAVE THE FANS WRITE BACKSTORIES FOR ME AFTER I COLLECT COMPLETELY UNRELATED CULTURES AND PEOPLE INTO ONE SINGLE SPOT, BOY THAT SURE ISN'T GOING TO TURN INTO NARUTO POWER LEVEL FIGHTS AND FILLER OR ANYTHING"

Also half of these doujin artists are laughably bad: "THE LUNARIANS LIVE LONGER BECAUSDURRRR EARTH FILTH, AND THE YAMA DON'T STOP A DITSY GHOST FROM SENDING PEOPLE TO HELL BECAUSEDUMMMM THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD YOU SEE; NO WAIT WAIT, THEIR SOULS ARE TRAPPED IN TREES"

>>1372348

You just don't get it

>>1372348COLLECT COMPLETELY UNRELATED CULTURES AND PEOPLE INTO ONE SINGLE SPOT
Welcome to most fantastic settings in video games and other things.

>>1372348
It may be a bad thing for people who read such doujins, but it's a very big part of why Touhou is popular.