/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>not white seaman edition

threads are so comfy they die in our sleep

>>13573564
man I love perfume gen but the new single was such a bomb that a lot of people probably left this place.

talking about the music is so shit so that leaves talking about the girls, seeing as talking about nocchi feels is extinct and undone now and talking about A~chan feels has pretty much never been a thing that leaves every thread being about yuka which pretty much means the same pictures of her legs every thread.

no one gets feels for not having a gf with a personality like yuka thats for sure.

that feel when no gf with armpits and legs like yuka's

>>13573639
>the new single was such a bomb that a lot of people probably left this place.
I havent liked any of their singles from this era except for maybe cling cling. Their music has gone downhill progressively since 2009 but im still along for the ride.

what if Toumei Ningen is never performed?

I wanna see the choreo for that so bad.

>>13573639
which do you think would make a gf to bully
nocchi or acneyucka

>>13574592
nocchi

how is that even a question

>>13574604
i feel like nocchi would not stick around for too long if bullied, kashi might be okay with it

>>13574629
yuka might be into it but only sexually

nocchi you would be able to get into a full domestic abuse situation

>>13574633
but she is good looking and knows it, surely she would just be like fuck you guy and go into seclusion until she found someone else

>>13574654
thats yuka

if you were to get nocchi to love you, she would never leave you

>>13574592
i wish she'd bully me.

>>13574565
what if it becomes hurly burly 2

>>13574806
im gonna fucking kill myself then.

Why was POINT on level3 and not Hurly Burly?

the difference is that Hurly Burly is actually a good song

>>13574957
>toumei ningen
>not good
everyone's so edgy these days

>>13574965
it's not good, the whole single stinks
the only people that like it are the fans who will love anything released with the perfume tag on it
it's not about being edgy, it's about not lying to yourself

the only people that dislike it are the fans who will hate anything released with the perfume tag on it
:^)

>>13575005
I like the lyrics. It's a nice song.

It's nothing amazing but it's the best track on the single.

>>13575005
it's good, the whole single is great
the only people that dislike it are the fans who will hate anything released with the perfume tag on it
it's not about lying to yourself, it's about not being a cool contrarian

We should just put perfume general on hiatus until the album release.

>>13577525
>not being a cool contrarian

icup

wait you guys didn't like relax in the city wtf friends

You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one. GO!
Fuck Kashi
Marry A-Chan
Kill Nocchi

>>13579361
Fuck Nocchi
Marry Kashi I'd probably get lots of nasty post marital sex anyway
Kill A Chan

>>13577525
>>13575005
>>13579122

Relax in the city was decent imo, wasn't too big a fan of the other two. Still listenable though

>>13579361
i refuse to play

murdering an angel would be pretty fucked up

>>13579361
Fuck nocchi
marryA~chan
killhackyiyuka

>>13579122
Relax is great. It's like an improved version of Kasuka na Kaori

>>13580170
get the fuck out. It's a poor ripoff of Kasuka na Kaori

>>13580183
as much as i like ritc, this is sort of true

DUNNO BOUT U GUYS BUT I LOVE A GOOD BANGER OR 2 EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE

>Display will get an album mix that STILL doesnt do it the justice it deserved after teasing us with the panasonic CM last year
>either Ijiwaru na Hello or Toumei Ningen will be left off for Hold Your Hand, Sweet Refrain and Relax in the City
>the album exclusive tracks will be even worse than Level3s

>>13580781
Hold Your Hand is better than all of those songs

and Level 3 has some of the best album exclusive tracks Nakata has ever made. 1mm, Clockwork, and Enter the Sphere are excellent

what a bad post

Sweet Refrain, Cling Cling, Pick Me Up, and Relax in the City are going to be on the new album. They're A-sides.

When garbage like Mirai no Museum makes the cut, you know an A-side is a guaranteed spot on the album.

>>13580952
>Hold Your Hand is better than all of those songs
no
>>13580952
And those 3 good songs don't make up for the abysmal party maker and album mixes of SoL/MoL and SAMT.

Level3 is a mess and this next album is gonna set the bar even lower.

>>13579361
Fuck A-chan
Marry Nocchi
Kill Myself because I would not be able to kill such an angel

>>13581100
>abysmal party maker
>sol
>samt
lmao

MoL is shit but the rest, no

>>13581902
The SOL and SAMT remixes are bad. I listen to the single versions instead because they aren't trash. Nakata should've left them in their original state.

first time visiting /jp/, I am proud there is a purfume general

posting the GOAT song, if you think otherwise then fuck off

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXAlCazm3J0

>>13582099
Welcome welcome, we've had these generals since last year. Natural Ni Koshite was the 3rd song I ever heard by them after Dream Fighter/Love the World. I wish they performed it more than a handful of times even though I like Fushizen na Girl more out of the two a-sides.

>>13582099
Probably gets my vote for their most underrated and easily one of my top 5 MVs

>Super Jet Shoes will never be performed again
>Foundation will never be performed again
>Perfect Star Perfect Style will never be performed again
>23:30 will never be performed
>575 will never be performed again
>Spice will never be performed again
>Hurly Burly will never be performed again
JDIMSA

>>13582017
there's literally nothing wrong with SoL remix.

SAMT is understandable to not like because it's more EDM and less pop, but it's still good

>>13582442
cute

>>13583117
This. I don't understand why you guys bitch about it so much.

>>13583117
>>13583451
Because they're mixes tailored to be performed live at the Level3 tour as is Party Maker and other songs that feel out of place on that album like Point.

Level3 was designed specifically for a set of concerts and it shows. What's disappointing is how they don't live up to the hype of the first Tokyo Dome concert.

>what kinda outfit you want?
>gimme that chairman mao suit

>>13584639
this is why nocchi is a cute

>>13584818
tfw no nocchi best friend

>>13585047
>no pure kashiyuka wife option
she cant help having a lewd body

>>13585047
>dont get to marry your waifu
>can marry a-chan
A-Chan fans trying to sneak in benefits exclusively for them it seems.

BUT WHO HAS THE BETTER HAIR
that's what i want to know

Kashiyuka hair looks softest like i want to brush it for hours
I love how Nocchi hair forms around her face so well
& Achan has the ears sticking out of hair, it's always such a cute look especially when they are juuust barely poking out

uhhh i'll go Kashiyuka but barely

>>13585209
>yuka
>marry
k m8

>>13585251
how is this even a competition?
>>13585334
got a problem?

>>13585389
>marrying a girl who would most likely cheat on you
cuck

>>13585430
she's pure, ok?

just because her armpits and legs are lewd doesn't mean she's lewd.

>>13585453
>pure

>>13585555
nice quads

>>13585047
>you will never get parcels in the mail from nocchi with 3 day old autisticly made onigiri. >you will never have an hour and a half long skype call with nocchi composed of mostly breathing, gasps and laughs, short japanese sentences and the occasional attempt to speak in cute as fuck English
>nocchi will never stay in your spare room
>you will never hear her talking to herself though the walls
>nocchi will one day get married and likely one day get divorced but you will never get her afterwards
>you and her with both die alone.
>you would be perfect for her but you weren't born attractive or japanese enough.

>>13585728
or her father enough

>>13585728
>tfw no divorcee nocchi gf
i hate myself

how do i choose one?
do i have to choose one?

or does she choose me?

>>13585830
>do i have to choose one?
yes

whoever your choice is it better not be Nocchi or else you'll be a hot memester like the rest of her fanbase.

>>13585047
>>13585728
This fucking hurts man.

>>13585848
well i'm almost done with the survival pack thing, whomever brings me the most joy out of that stuff wins

even if it means being labelled a hot memester for the rest of my life

>>13585848
Whoever gives the most feels anon.

If you do go over to the A-Chan or Nocchi side, please don't bully my waifu

>tfw Nocchi-f

>>13585920
meant for
>>13585830

>>13582442
>23:30 will never be performed

Why do I live. It is one of their all time best.

>>13587394
as far as I know it's the only b-side they've never performed

>>13585886
there all really good.
not equally as good as each other but all good choices.
its just the fan bases that are terrible.

don't let the yuka autism stop you being a yuka fag and don't worry about all your nocchi fag piers being disgusting normal fag cancer.

>>13588276
>tfw I'm the first pitlord and I still defend my waifu's purity
Kill nocchi fans
A-chan fans can stay

>>13588379
Sadly, these waifu wars are the only thing keeping the general afloat. As an Afag it's nice not to be getting shit on like we have been before the Nocchi-Yuka war

>>13588424
The real war hasn't even started yet.

>>13588379
>tfw i liked yukapits before the generals

>>13588448
how many pics you got m8

>>13588464
150+
maybe we can trade?

>>13588475
I got like 300 but I havent gotten rid of the duplicates and some of it is Nocchi back when she had nice chubby arms.

>>13588486
Use VisiPics to get rid of doubles.

>>13588486
Dat armpit

>>13573564
2008 a-chan is the best a-chan

>>13588486
>>13588475
mega please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6wHbccdjyo

>>13593974
#TeamBagel

man people talking big about their pit folders and I'm just here praying that someone drops me theres.
I have like 25 pictures man, I need that shit.

am i the only one who thinks they are rather not good looking and am confused why people seem to like them

>>13595358
>>>brazzers
>>>kpop gen
>>>surgery bitches

>WT3 teaser out
>no WT4 announcement
>no album announcement
I thought they delivered news in bundles. Are they still doing that PPPPPPPPPPPP shit?

>>13595358
i think you are nuts

will Nakata ever work with Meg again?
that stuffs pretty good

>>13597366
her Nakata stuff is her most stale stuff dude
get
over
it

>>13597366
nah dawg Meg sucks lol

Wow these girls contribute damn near nothing to the song, is it really the same DJ from capsule that makes these songs too?

>>13597991
p much. It's okay though, Perfume as a musical collective have released some good stuff. Credited to our little hack? of course. But the girls are a great image for Perfume

BABYMETAL？

>>13598685
all six of my waifus gathered in one photo.

so why hasnt perfume come out with anything since level3? is it because their popularity is dropping so they cant be as active?

>>13598801
They kinda did release a single recently...

>>13598812
but im selfish and i want an actual album. there has to be one this year right?

>>13598821
yeah probably. I'm pretty sure we've heard most of it already though

40 year old waifus

>>13598852
They are all 26 years old.

Please check your sources and research more thoroughly before posting such bold claims next time.

>>13598821
GAME: 2008
Triangle: 2009
JPN: 2011
Level 3: 2013
On average there's an album released every 2 years.

>>13599129
ignore the babyshitter shilling that's going on.

>>13599319
>ignore the babyshitter shilling that's going on.
yeah i was just bored so I felt like giving a sarcastic reply and desperately bumping the thread

>>13599334
well fuck off or stay silent. you know how these threads work. talk>>13599334
about babyshekels and you are breaking the truce.

>>13599129
Why do they look older???

It's so sad to see a once great gen in this state.
where did it all go wrong?
it looks like the A~chan senpai that kept the threads alive are gone.

NOCCHi “He’s so cute! He’s so awesome that he turned me from a dog fancier to a cat fancier. Whenever I meet him, he rubs his head against my leg, so I squeal with laughter.”

FUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU LYON

>>13597991
they contribute waifus
look at this thread, it's nothing but waifu discussion

perfume was a mistake.

>>13599835
if you want to talk about music go to /mu/ mother fucker. this thread has always been about waifus first music near last go check the archive nigger. that will never change and people who want to change the focus are retards. no one wants to hear the music tastes of an idiot who likes kyary or baby metal and sadly a large amount of people in this thread like that shit.

it should be a law to disclose that shit before talking about any song or artist.

>>13582442
>implying they didn't perform Spice at SXSW 5 feet in front of me

>>13599824
Listen to the last few singles to understand what happened

>>13599895
>admits to being a Perfume secondary
literally laughing my butt off

>>13600180
but I didn't, perfume is my favorite group I don't like baby metal or kyary, how about you re read what I said.

>>13600192
i did
>if you want to talk about music go to /mu/
>this thread has always been about waifus first music near last
literally a thread for secondaries

>>13600329
it's sad but true, almost every general for a specific foreign girl group is almost never about the music on 4chan, it's just retards arguing who is the more appealing member.

it's disgusting.

>>13600368
>>13600368
lol normy please go.
who the fuck comes to /jp/ to talk about music?
who the fuck wants to talk about music with a bunch of mentally handicapped autists?

arguing over waifus is 1000x more interesting then talking about the same three fucking songs on the latest single over and over again, regurgitating the same opinions. "wahhh pick me up is western garbage", b-b-but tomen ningen is bad toooooo"."y-y-yeah but cling cling was bad too so the new single being bad isn't that much of a shock so its all okay."

the only good conversation was comparing relax in the city and Kasuka na Kaori

song: relax in the city>KnK
MV KnK>>>>>>>>>>>>good music video>relax in the city

>>13599833
Said it once before in a thread months ago but we're getting CUCKED by a cat.
>>13601213
Relax in the City was the worst thing they've done since Sweet Refrain, Period. Pick me Up was salvagable I guess because a lot of people didnt like Spending all my Time either on release but I think SAMT was (aside from the shitty level3 mix) an all around better song/music video

>>13601213
sorry, but I can't hear you over the sound of you being a secondary

>>13599895
Nah /mu/ listen to Kyary more and even then her threads die out fast.

Someone tried starting up a Jpop Gen to rival the Kshitters and it was dead in two hours.

Music shouldn't be banned because sometimes I do like talking about it, but I think I can agree with you that waifu feels should come first

>>13601224
First Yuka, now Nocchi

I won't be long before the entire fanbase are cucks

hate me all ya want, but i kinda like sweet refrain, the MV gives me one hell of a motion sickness, but i like it

>>13601546
I like sweet refrain for the lyrics

A-chan gives me the largest boner

does that mean she's my waifu?

>>13601338
>tfw I'm an A~chan fag
tfw I have never been and never will be cucked

>>13601292
if you can't hear "secondaries" then how do you see the majority of the people in this thread?

http://strawpoll.me/4369786/r
cancer please leave

>>13601631
more images

>>13601729

>>13601617
there's that old fat comedian chick she's always hanging out with.

Maybe they're lesbians.

quick, post dank meme

>>13603168
>dank meme
reddit awaits your return good sire

>>13603216
KEEEK

DANK MEMES

*unzips euphoria*

*unsheathes teleportation*

*teleports behind katana*

TOP RER DANK CUCK FTW! SMH

LLOOOL JOJ JOJ HUEHEUHUEHUEH THIS IS SOME DAAAAANK MEMES!

WELL MEME'D MY FRIENDS

XD

LETS PLAY THE JOJ KEKEKE HEUHEUE LEEEEEL LETS LEEEEL JEJ

KEK KEK KEK XD XD

>>13603216
I was being ironic anon..

The troll is the Toshifag from months back
>>13601942

Sorry guys. Probably still mad over Nakata fucking her over. Just ignore from now on.

>>13603246
I always knew that faggot was the real cancer

>>13603260
I always had a feeling but yea, I've seen that same exact picture with trolling before. People just ignored him for the most part because this general has always been not sensitive but he stands out more now since the threads have been moving slow.

Also is image.jpg who sabotaged thread links(including Babymetal threads)
>>/jp/thread/S13075073#p13077010

>>13603343
Yeah i remember that day, thanks anon

>I can see my posts in there

>>13603168
hiroshima avenged.

>>13604076
I'm giving up, please don't look at the archives

What's it like being a carbon copy of the Babymetal general?

>>13604153
what's it like living a life so empty that trolling /jp/ becomes your hobby?

>>13604186
What's it like having 30 year old waifus?

>>13604214
>reassuring
>refreshing
>heartening

>>13601631
>everyone's a secondary so it's okay
i said this was literally a thread for secondaries and your retort is to prove me right? okay

>>13604394
lol ok normy, as long as you know you are the cancer.

>we could've had 6-7+ years worth of Happy/No Chandeleir House type shows
>instead all they do is host music Japan because "boohoo we dont wanna be actors"
do they know how much they've shot themselves in the foot by limiting what they want to do on TV?

>>13605361
man 7 years worth of happy.
I can only dream of a reality this perfect.

>>13604633
no mate, i think everybody knows that secondaries are the cancer killing every fanbase in every medium

>>13606915
Quick, rank the studio albums

Not him btw

>>13606949
GAME=Triangle>Complete Best>JPN=Level3.

>>13607386
Pretty much agreed, but I would argue Triangle > Game
but not by much of course.

Also
>studio albums
>includes Complete Best

I had a feeling you were going to do this

>>13607612
Triangle's pacing is the best of their albums. Take Off>Love the World>Dream Fighter>Edge is such a great order of songs.

I'm gonna always include complete best because it's GOOD.

>>13606949
GAME > Trinagle > JPN = Level 3

I put GAME BARELY over Triangle because of the absence of 23:30 in Triangle. 23:30 would of flowed so well with the album. Also GAME has Butterfly and I am a faggot for that song.

>>13607993
how is yuka so perfect
HOW

>>13608002
she just is

>>13608002
I believe it has something to do with Hiroshima radiation.

>>13608002
contributions by us, have you been doing your part?

When she retires from the party life and settles down, will Kashi make a loving mother?

>>13610570
>A-Chan will be stuck having to babysit Kashi's children while she goes out and parties
She'd probably like it anyway.

>>13610585
>a-chan finds out she can never have children
>she lives her fantasy through yuka's child, being the mother figure that yuka will never be

>>13610609
I was just thinking the exact same thing

>tfw A Chan gets tested and it turns out she is infertile
>tfw all she wanted to do is settle down now that it is 2017 and Perfume have disbanded
>babysits Yukas daughter frequently while Yuka is out living the thug life
>hfw Baby Ayano calls A Chan "Mamma"
>hfw that's all she ever wanted to hear
hfw Ayano is Nocchi's namesake, because she commit suicide almost a year ago

>>13610654
Thanks, you ruined my weekend.

>>13610690
Sorry anon, I guess i ruined it for the both of us

>>13610654
She'll just adopt. No biggie. Niggie.

Daily A-chan smile to remind ourselves who has the best smile. Also to remind ourselves not to become depressu like Nocchi.

>>13610654

>>13610585
"oh shit she's drinking my 'honey water', what am I going to say?"

>>13612379
>perfume have passed their peek cuteness
>perfume have passed their peek sexiness

they are at their peek charisma wise now but how long until that fades how long until they look in every way worse than they did at every point before then? I'm not looking forward to the time where I have to say, yep this is for sure the worse they have ever looked

Implying this era of nocchi isn't objectively the most attractive she has ever been, give her back the fringe and it would be disgustingly imbalanced A~chan is looking damn good too

>>13611923
thanks anon

>>13612435
>>perfume have passed their peek sexiness
lmao no
christmas cakes are the peak of sexiness, nerd

>>13611923
I can agree with this.

Yuka second ofc

>>13613834
forgot to add:

I definitely can agree that hackata has fallen in songwriting quality with our girls but with a post like this >>13612435 i feel like some of you faggots really need to be a little less negative

Reminder A-Chan>Kashiyuka>Nocchi

>>13614046
only accurate on opposite day

>>13614046
>>13614103
>mfw either day in that scenario doesn't affect Yuka

but seriously:

Yuka > Nocchi > A-Chan

Love them all though, of course. You'd have to be a fool not to.

>>13614114
this is the correct order

>>13614103
>>13614114
>A-Chan
>worst
on what planet?

>>13614203
Think "least best"

>>13614203
Urf

how does this make you feel?
https://youtu.be/UoKjrfi-s30?t=21

>>13616104
I have this sudden urge to kill something, weird...

Like fine wine Yuka just looks better as the years go by. The same can't be said for A-chan and Nocchi tho

>>13617148
man I have never seen bait this obvious.
please try harder anon.

>>13617148
>>13617429
I know that anon was baiting but she doesn't look that bad does she? It's only when her acne starts being a dick.

She's still pretty though

>>13617148
She's my waifu but I have to disagree. She's aging the worst but I still like her the most.
>>13617674
ayy that's my screencap

>>13617904
Yeah thanks anon, when i screencap MPC it fucks up. I think i has something to do with the filters I'm using but I'm too lazy too investigate

>>13618098
silky smooth 5fps

New album when?

>>13618117
Was Glitter the beginning of A-Chan dominance and the start of the downfall of Kashiyuka's good looks?

>>13618204
Glitter was the peak of Kashiyuka's good looks

I'm all for Yuka, but i think Nocchi is probably more attractive in general. In saying that

Glitteryuka >

>>13618294
>2011
>peak of good looks
that's where her acne first started to become noticeably bad on TV.

>>13618294
>>13618314
if these pictures don't make your heart race you're gay

>>13618526
She's my waifu so of course they do.

I just think her looks are going downhill compared to the other two.

>>13618699
her legs are no longer as muscularly

>>13618806
those point CMs make me feel the way I do when I watch the Kashiyuka version of Macaroni PV.

I guess the brightest star burns the shortest.

>>13618814
Corn >

>>13618814
Do you think she knows about what people call her?

Careful, soldiers. We're in Perfume country now. You'd better jump lightly, or they'll cling to your chest.

>>13616104
i've always wanted to hear perfume vaporwave-d. pity the rapping is utter shit

also
>perfect skies
i kek'd

Yuka Kashino.

>>13620310
i was there for Perfume's first concert in Singapore and literally everyone was screaming for A-chan and Nocchi. Halfway through the show and still no one shouted for Yuka. A japanese guy (seriously) beside me asked me to shout Kashiyuka as loud as i can and i did. She totally heard it and smiled towards me. Dem feels man..

>>13620468
yeah okay you delusional faggot
you were never there

>>13620468
I would love to have her smile at me. Even if it was a fake smile and she was really thinking i was some creepy pervert. Sounds a bit cynical but still...

Thanks for sharing anon

>>13620468
man that must have felt the best, is she your favorite girl now? all the fags on the facebook page always say they like A~chan most because they met her and she was nicest or she waved to them in the concert or some shit.

if you want perfume to never die, vote for perfume http://www.tv-asahi.co.jp/music/sec/opinion/130930orinpic_entry.html

then vote for love the world

nihongo niggers only, no retards that can't into moon runes allowed.

ask someone to translate what you want to say in the thread if you don't know japanese keep It short my jap fucking sucks. just don't type in English or go to Google translate

A-chan is wearing tight pants?

>>13620796
why are they so effay

>>13620468
At least they knew their names in Singapore. When I was in L.A I heard people talking about "the middle one with the pony tail" or the "short haired one" aside from the few passionate fans yelling their names.

I yelled Yuka but she definitely didnt hear/care
>>13620796
thats a skirt you dummy

>>13621395
Yeah you are right, is a skirt. I feel like an idiot

>>13620568
done and done and I mean done

voted for love the world not my favourite song but seemed good for the orinpikku

>>13622860
>love the world
>not your favorite song
how? It's perfect.

>>13623124
shit nigger what are you doing posting that picture.
t-they will see it and come.

>>13623168
I'm afraid it's too late

>>13623268
anyone got any more yuka doing the jew pose like in this image.

>>13623285
I got one

>>13623285

>>13623124
>>13623168
No lie this picture could turn the entire fanbase on their heads. I could tell this pic was from a few years ago and reverse image shows a result going back to 2009. BM's entire fox god mythology is based around the supposed fact that the girls "accidentally" made that sign when told to do the devil horns. obviously they work for the same talent agency so, coincidence?

>>13624859
I don't know shit about baby metal I just know Love the World was peak Perfume.

>>13624990
>those shoes yuka is wearing
It'd be nice if they wore cuter shoes nowadays. Everything's been so boring since JPN with those plain yellow heels.

>>13624990
That exact hand sign is a major part of their persona. They do it all the time, in interviews, while performing etc. even the fans.

I prefer current A~chan, Nocchi and Yuka were better then though

Greetings. I have had Perfume singles for a while and been listening to their music for God knows how long but I know nothing of the group in general and I want to get into them. First time visiting this thread, I hope I won't be too much of a bother. Other than the MUST WATCH in the OP what else is there to see/know about this group and the girls?
Nice to get acquainted.

>>13625032
So it's like the "Pafyumu Desu~" thing?

>>13625029
I feel you
>>13625032
So it's like the "Pafyumu Desu~" thing? Ripoffs.

>>13625041
Happy!/Perfume No Chandeleir House are must watches. If you havent seen any of their concerts I'd recommend GAME and Tokyo Dome.

Is there any point in waiting for the western release of the WT3 bluray?

>>13625593
it will release globally, also yes get the western release it will have subs.

then pirate the japanese blu ray for the quality

>>13625593
I never buy their WT Shit because usually the concerts are poor quality compared to Japanese concerts. I'm sick of the segments where they find someone in the audience to translate for them. It's just awkward. I went to WT3 and they still did it.

>>13626637
It's called crowd participation, nigger. Perfume's popular partially because they love their fans so much. Especially Yuka. She loves her fans a little too much...

>>13626681
i'm not sure if this is a joke that flew over my head or if the yuka fag delusions are getting worse.

>>13626637
I would trade effects for a seat 15 ft away from perfume any day of the year. sxsw > tokyo dome. those lucky niggers got to stand 5 ft away from them.

>>13626681
>>13626748
>She loves her fans a little too much...

>>13626762
Exactly. I don't even understand how people can have fun at big dome and stadiums shows all the way up in the bleachers. You cannot see SHIT.

>>13626681
It's also called a staff too lazy to hire an interpreter.

most attractive girl
Nocchi>MEG>Yuka-chan>A~chan>young toshi>kyary>deteriorated and neglected toshi

most attractive girl
Nocchi>MEG>Yuka-chan=A~chan>young toshi>kyary>deteriorated and neglected toshi

>>13627032
toshi and fat gorilla a-chan are shit

nocchi > yuka > fit a-chan > kyary > meg >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toshi any year

>>13627032
2007-2010 Kashi > Current Nocchi > Current A-Chan > 2007-2010 Nocchi > Fat-chan >>> Current Kashi

>>13627199
name a bad A-chan

you can't

>>13627225
You really can't.

She's just gets better with age.

>>13627243
now name a bad Nocchi

you can now

>>13627256
who thought this was a good idea?

Alternately I'd say One Room Disco or Voice.

>>13627263
thinking magic of dubs is a bad hair cut. not thinking is in her top 5.
thinking one room disco is a bad hair cut. not thinking its the best of all time.
check em

>>13627333
>magic of love
>top 5
gross
also Nocchi's One Room Disco outfit was fucking trash.

>>13627144
>thinking kyary looks better than meg.
confirmed for litrually never seeing meg before.

kyary is so bland that they have to go full nuclear to make he look even slightly interesting to look at. MEG's looks have gone down hill now what she is in her 30's but even now she still looks better than kyary ever will.

>>13627361
Kyary is omega cute and MEG looks like some random ho from the street.

>>13627356
not liking the genie pants. not liking the military shoulders. not thinking her hair looks the best it ever did with baby crusing love being the only thing coming close at second place.

>thinking magic of love hair and outfit was bad.
>not thinking it was kawaii as fuck
>not enjoying the side parting and her hair having volume

>>13627375
on the contrary

>>13627378
Best hair was GAME, m8.

>>13627375
>kyary is cute
>getting this manipulated by hariJEWku shills.\
>calling meg some random ho when she is the most talented hackata girl by far only beaten by A~chan.

sometimes I think you guys forget exactly how large the skill gap is between A~chan and the rest of the girls. MEG is the only one that comes close to her toshi can sing up a storm too but has not stage presence

lets weigh them all

A~chan can:sing 5star, dance 5star and had 10/10 charisma
MEG can:sing 11/10, dance about 6/10 and has 6-7/10 charisma
Nocchi can: sing 4stars, dance 5star and has 6-7/10 charisma
toshi can: sing 10/10, can't dance and has no charisma
yuka can: not sing and has no charisma and only makes up for it by keeping up with the other girls with the dancing. ( not that she dances worse its just all together insulting to call her peers with the other two)
kyary can't: sing, dance or keep a crowd interested as she has the charisma of a down syndrome kid high on morphine

Tl:DL:my waifu > your waifu (objectively)

>>13627413
>nocchi
>more charisma than yuka
thanks for the laugh. She's got the charisma of a cinderblock outside of rare moments.

Don't you remember all the talk around here when she smiled after a fan yelled her name on a TV appearance earlier this year? That was the first time she's genuinely smiled in ages.

>>13627429
being unhappy =/= being uncharismatic.
watch gurun gurun again, watch tokyo dome 4th again.

and seeing as this is the third fucking time this has happened. can someone for the love of fucking god. tell me their favorite yuka moment.

I will wait.
"w-wait what about that time she done that really cute face o-or the time she said she like jojo like me"

>implying she doesn't have shit taste in protags, gio a shit

>>13627441
I like when she told the audience about all the cameras during Fan Service Bitter and kept pointing them out for them because they were all so excited about having the concert filmed and released even though it was such a small stage.

Nocchi has good moments like when she gets the crowd pumped up by herself when the other two are off drinking water but that's happened what 2, 3 times?

Nocchi just stands there the majority of the time nodding while A-Chan prattles on to Yuka about whatever during the MC sessions.

Kashi is a shit singer who will ALWAYS hold the group back but Nocchi could be way more than the "such a shy dork introvert" type. A-Chan has to carry the other two when Nocchi could at least try more than once in a blue moon.

>>13627429
nocchi is funny, charismatic and most importantly relatable for most of us here. I'm not a nocchi fag and the sad truth is nochi fags are pretty much all new fag cancer who know fuck all about her. but nocchi herself is a quality fucking waifu.

A~chan is just unbeatable by all standards.

>>13627480
>nocchi is funny, charismatic and most importantly relatable for most of us here.

>>13627492
nocchi has so many kek worthy quotes that you can't count them on your hands
nocchi IS funny

nocchi can hype up 50000 people and make them laugh, nocchi makes people want to do dumb shit like scream her name out when they know they will be taken out back and beaten with batons for disrupting the show.
nocchi is charismatic

nocchi wishes she had more friends that she can actually relate to and hates the falseness of everything, she is shot between whether she wants to live a quiet humble life do what she like in her spare time or living a difficult and troublesome life where she can make a very comfortable living off the only thing in her life that can retain her passion. dancing. nocchi understands that if you want to retire as a dancer you have to make it big or quit when you are physically too old and leech off of your husband.

nocchi wishes she never joined perfume so she wasn't obligated to stay alive nocchi wishes she was never born

nocch is relatable

no projection, just truth

>>13627462
>Kashi is a shit singer who will ALWAYS hold the group back
>In an electro pop group who use heavy vocoding

Why do you faggots insist on having high quality singers? The genre they are in doesn't require it. I'm not some deluded Yukafag, I definitely agree she is clearly the least talented singer, but her voice doesn't even sound bad and it's not like they have to wail like fucking divas or anything.

>>13627544
>lol why does being able to sing matter for perfume
>WAHHHH WHY DIDN'T YUKA GET ANY LINES
>WAHHHH WHY DON'T THEY SING LIVE AT ALL ANYMORE

I don't approve of pick me up at all but you know you are the weakest link when upon changing art direction your role is minimized to almost being nothing.

Yuka is the best girl

>>13627645

>>13627538
Just because you wish you were dead in a ditch because your favorite member is bland doesn't mean she's relatable.
>>13627544
Because they haven't had a real electro pop song in fucking years. A-Chan hated Triangle because of how heavily vocoded it was even though it was an amazing album. Nakata switched to generic western dancepop shit after 2011. Kashiyuka is being phased out because of this.
>>13627638
>I don't approve of pick me up at all but you know you are the weakest link when upon changing art direction your role is minimized to almost being nothing.
Unfortunately, this. Pick me Up is sad, you can barely hear her at all and they even cut out the fade-in at the start of the song that was in the music video.
>>13627645
Best girl, best waifu but worst member.

>>13627538
>hates the falseness of everything
>nocchi wishes she never joined perfume so she wasn't obligated to stay alive
>nocchi wishes she was never born
>nocch is relatable

You make her sound like an overdramatic teenager - no wonder you find her relatable

hold your hand is LIDERELLY perfect

>>13628446
werd

what went wrong?

>>13629076
her friends became colleagues

>>13629076
>it's been almost 12 fucking years since we've seen Kashiyuka's belly button
She can't keep getting away with this. It's unacceptable.

>>13629076
the wonders of plastic surgery

>>13627544
the only people that care about that shit are the faggots that would rather Perfume sound more like generic idol pop shit than keep their electro-pop sound and i hope they all die

>>13630120
>hakata makes shit songs
"omg nakata is so dead what hack."
>yuka does litrually nothing and reaps the benifit of being A~chans friend.
"best girl, why is she so pefect."

nocchi got into perfume on merit, yuka got in on account of being a~chans friend.

>>13630204
yuka really is a shit.
worst girl
worst skin
least pure
worst fans
just a total shit

>>13630207
>has the worst fans.
we both know this isnt true

current Nocchi = polyrhythm Nocchi > current Yuka > spice Nocchi > current A-chan > old Yuka > old Nocchi > fat-chan

>>13630745
>current yuka ranked above current cubby~chan or current chan.
>current yuka ranked above anything

>>13627333
getting trip trips with that pic, she really is magical ain't she

>>13630207
>worst fans
hey we arent talking about nocchi.
>>13630745
How is current kashi ranked above old kashi? 2007-2011 was perfection and now she's going downhill.

>>13630207
Why do you even listen to Perfume if you hate one of their members that much?

Not-so-daily, daily A-chan smile. Stay happy folks.

>>13632338
it didn't take long for you to go and post the best possible smile

>>13632338
>>13632357
why is she so perfect?

>>13632372
what where you doing at age 11?
she was crafting herself into a god like idol.
and then surpassed her gold

>>13632372
what where you doing at age 11?
she was crafting herself into a god like idol.
and then surpassed her goal

>>13632338
>>13632357
>>13632372
>>13632386
I wish I could marry her

>>13632406
don't anon, we don't have to go here.

>>13632445
we have to go there

>>13632459
>you will never hug your A~chan wife in bed with your daughter
>you will never watch your A~chan wife perform solo with your daughter
>you will never take your daughter to singing practice
>you will never kiss your A~chan wife's neck while she alternates between singing and rambling as she cooks you omelet rice.
>not only will you feel this now, but you will feel this again when you wake up

>>13632486
why live?

>>13632624
because while it may not be the case here, A~chan is still the most underrated girl.
we need to live to spread her gospel anon.
we can die when she does. or when she gets married

please gain like 10 pounds a-chan

>>13633010
tfw no pregnant A-chan wife to cuddle with

>>13633102
>pregnant a-chan
my dick

>>13633010
hows about no
take your bbw fetish elsewhere

>>13633437
She used to be fat though

>>13633437
>bbw fetish

Even though I am dedicated to Yuka, I've always get feels when I think about how I'll never feed A-Chan donuts and make her nice and plump for the winter.

>>13633299
>>13633102
But...who's the father?
Dun dun dun

>>13633793
You. You are.

>>13633784
I know that feeling too.

>>13627413

MEG is talented, and she has nice feet.

>>13634233
>and she has nice feet

I don't believe you, so post pics or something

>>13634277
this is what I mean.

also, there's a glimpse of soles in the ikenai kotokai pv.

>>13634376
>MEG fans get more fucking foot fan service than us
this is hell

we are living in hell.

>>13634376
>glimpse of soles
we have had more than glimpses

>>13634764
over all meg does a lot of foot fan service

>>13634773

>>13634776

>>13634778

>>13634773
>>13634776

>Red marks around the edge of the soles

>>13634764
>soles darker around the ankles and toes

All of my hnng.

I need a Kashiyuka version of these pictures, but like that'll ever happen. Why do Amuse hate us bros? Did Hiroshima have something to do with it?

>>13634806
she used to look so great.
she only had to listen to A~chan and eat her veg

>>13634764
>tramp stamp
LMAO
shit tier girl

>>13634233
show me one song where her vocals are "impressive"

>>13635039

I didn't say impressive, but as for the song I already mentioned, ikenai kotokai is respectable imo.

>>13635039
all of her old shit is extremely vocal intensives stuff, until nakata came the vocal track was the highlight of her music rather than the background music.
ikenai kotokai is her signature song, she has like 1000 variants of it and always performs it at every live despite it not being a nakata song.

kasa to shizuku
kouro
room girl
and if you haven't guessed by now ikenai kotokai. ignore what people in this thread say about megs nakata shit being bad, every time people argue about meg in this thread they show that they haven't been though her discography.

she is a great artist with a lot of talent and pre nakata she sung a lot great hits and when nakata started producing for her she sung a lot of catchy tunes and hard hitters. post nakata is pretty dull though.

>>13634975
>tramp stamp
LMAO
shit tier girl

>>13635124
No one claimed you did, you fucking weirdo

>>13635138

why put it in quotes then?

as for being weird, guilty as charged, but I'm normal by 4chan standards.

kek

>>13635305
nocchi continues to be best girl

>>13635305
wow how stupid
thanks for shilling by leaving the fucking tag on the image

>the next album will be even worse than level 3

>>13636789
what are you talking about? Cling Cling was 10x better than LEVEL3

>>13636874
and LEVEL3 was 10x better than JPN

>>13636893
yup.

this new album will S A V E Perfume

>>13636874
Cling Cling doesnt make up for the other two stinker singles from this era.

Magic of Love/Spring of Life were alright before they got butchered on Level 3.

>>13636893
no. the JPN singles were way better than Level3's. Level 3 only has the slightly better album mixes going for it over JPN.

>>13637212
nah son, Level 3 has better everything.
singles, original songs, overall song quality, and a cohesive, consistent theme

JPN is all over the place with its singles and all of the original songs besides My Color are either shit or mediocre

>>13637432
new thread. crusify me all you want for making a new one too fast, too many niggers just stop talking once the posts get to 300 for some reason

>>13637451