/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>13604090
u fucked up. make a new one

Post sasshi.

>no title
Threadly reminder of Sasshi's book in case we stay here

If Sassy wins I kill myseft.

http://nori-metal.tumblr.com/post/120733196579/an-interview-with-sasshi-about-sousenkyo-2015

Sasshi's views on the election and popularity.

>>13604094
>>13604101
With that fuckking pic who need title. Worst thread ever.

So what happened to that survey we had a few weeks ago?

SSK countdown:
https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/generic?p0=248&iso=20150606T15&msg=2015%20SSK

>>13604078
>Murashige
Her scandal wasn't that bad. Granted, I was really mad at the time when it happened, but she apologized in the theater in front of her family and fans. I think she learned her lesson.

>>13604119

A criminal in AKB.

>>13604121
Doesn't stop her from being a slut and not an idol anymore. See the second part of >>13604107

And seriously, let's keep that discussion in that thread It's still got a couple of hours to live. Don't carry it to the imminent new one.

>>13604121
>but she apologized in the theater in front of her family and fans. I think she learned her lesson.

Was that before or after she said it was made up and that she was allergic to boys?

>>13604130
Do you have any proof of her having sex?

>>13604135
Doesn't matter.

Purity doesn't exclusively require virginity. Virginity IS a requirement, but not the only one.

>>13604134
After.

>>13604130
>slut
I'd agree if it've been something juicy, but it was harmless overall.

Soon

I really love Nanase after all

>>13604155
I'm ordering pizza right now

>>13604156
I'm eating pizza right now

>>13604138
>Virginity IS a requirement
Muh imaginary gf

>>13604160
I'm defending Shige, but he's right about that.

>>13604160
hey normie fuck off

>>13604160
virginity is super important are you for real?

So uh are we staying here or is there going to be a new thread?

>>13604170
but i want to have sexually experienced wife who fucked at least 15-20 guys before me

https://youtu.be/DL7z19KoFAM

ayy

>>13604176
oh right, so she's nice and "broken in" because girls are exactly like baseball gloves, right?

what's wrong with this thread?

>>13604180
oh shit he forgot to use a what's it called. what do we do?

>>13604156
What did you order?

>>13604183
what are the odds someone as cute as nanase delivers it?

pepperoni black olive sausage pizza

>>13604176
'sup, moot

You guys see a 15yrs old girl walking in the street with a boy and automatically think that she's not a virgin, sick

>>13604188
nil, in the cm she was the one who made the pizza
good taste tho

>>13604196
i think she's not virgin when she's making out with said boy

For SKE48 Matsumura Kaori.

>>13604090
You finally spam your way to the top. You must be happy.

>>13604206
I like shitposting about Murashige as much as anyone, but there was no actual evidence of her making out with him.

>>13604196
not all of us live in the barrio, jorge

Any websites/forums devoted to 48 yuri stuff (pictures, vids, messages)?

>>13604196
Nothing unusual, majority of jap girls above 15 pretty much fucked before. Just that idols are required to lie about it due to thier job.

>>13604155
>>13604183
How does nanase appearing on a tv ad make me want to eat pizza any more than usual? If celebrity endorsers seriously made the pizzas, they would be burnt, half an hour late, and taste like shit.

>>13604226
you're misunderestimating an idols work ethic. these girls are perfectionists

>>13604090
No you didn't.

>>13604102
Get away from her you probably have mouth aids.

>>13604188
In Japan? I'd say about a 5% chance.

So how far will mayuyu rank down tomorrow?

>>13604208
It bothers me that one person can have a meaningful impact on the election.

>>13604251

I have my faith in China.

>>13604223
This isn't true btw.

>>13604256
>200 votes
>meaningful

eh, not really

>>13604208
Is that one dude, or one of those fan club buy-in things?

>>13604251
3rd.

>>13604256
Stay mad poorfag.

>>13604262
>200 votes

How far into airing will the actual announcements start? And roughly how long do the announcements take?

>>13604259
> china

>>13604226
It might not work on you, but after watching the cm I ordered pizza right away.
Plus, Nanase has some culinary skills and she is able to gut a fish properly, I'm sure she can make a pizza if she really wanted to.

>>13604265
in that picture it doesn't look like more than a few hundred

>>13604266
Roughly two hours for announcements and one hour for Dasu's speech.

I want Ripopo to rank.

God why is she so perfect bros?

>>13604259
The fundraiser is just based in China, people from all over donate. There's some big post where the Mayu organisers are crying about how they were treated last year by the Japanese fans.

>>13604281
nice crop tani

So are we going to chat room or just shit post again this year?

>>13604281
she only looks good in shopped pictures
irl she's balding and has fat head

>>13604287
It's actually straight from her IG.
Rena does these funny blank spaces sometimes with her picture because muh art

>>13604292
The best would be nico nico with the stream and onscreen chat in one. Think there will be a stream there or do they only do legal streams?

>>13604278
I would like that

>>13604294
who's your oshi?

>>13604298
I love her with all my heart but that's pretty pretentious tbh

>>13604282
Last year, rumors of our campaign overshadowed Mayu's win. Faced with this, we can only laugh bitterly. Our hard work was acknowledged, but not in the way we wanted. The outside world saw us as entertainment and saw our hard work as the reason for gossip. They did not care if Mayu took the crown which she had almost given up on, didn't care as we shed tears amongst each other.

The leader was chased around by journalists. Our inbox was spammed with interview requests. Someone stalked out the leader's cellphone number and harassed. The unhappy ones leaked personal information about Mayu's fans. In the end, several leaders were forced to quit and remove the campaign threads for the sake of Mayu fans' safety and peace.

What was worse, our hard work became the chance for Japanese media to create new stories. "Watanabe Mayu not popular in Japan" -- so many believed this. Mayu's Japanese fans also created a miracle raising 130,000 votes but it was overlooked. All Mayu fans tolerated such talk for 1 year.

It ain't easy being Chinesey.

>>13604307
holy shit gay couldn't get past first sentence tl;dr

>>13604311
Mayu's victory was a joke because of Chinese fans.

>>13604304
yeah it is, but I honestly think some of her posts are way more interesting than the other girls
She often posts about music, movies, trains and sneakers which is entertaining

>>13604307
>harassment
>quit
Pfft, that's the level you casuals are on, isn't it? If it were for my oshi I would tolerate death threats and dead animals on my doorstep but you pussy out on the first negative comment. Now your oshi is going to lose and bear in mind, you have noone to blame but your own weakness.

>>13604313

Sasshi probably lead the pack in shitting up the internet with anti-Mayu banter.

>>13604170
>>13604166
>>13604138
Sooooo pathetic.

You people should love idols unconditionally.
Inb4 cuck. I still don't like milky, but it's because she's a liar.

>>13604317
I'll go one further and say you should all love my nuts unconditionally.

>>13604317
Quoting from the previous thread:
I follow(ed) idols because I want(ed) someone to idolize.

If you're a slut, you're no idol. You're just another human.

If I wanted to be a fan of slutty musicians, I'd follow someone outright slutty and talented, like The Great Kat or something.

>>13604315
That's the Chinese Mayu fundraising committee that wrote that bro, not me.

>>13604324
sluts aren't human they're trash

>>13604324
Yeah, I idolize hard work and bravery and endurance not some medieval purity bullshit.

>>13604324
>>13604327
You guys make sex too much of a deal. I wonder why lol

>>13604329
This. If you're looking for pure flawless goddesses to idolize AKB is not the group to follow. That's kind of the point.

>>13604333
the single most powerful connection two people can share is being made into a big deal? i wonder why~~

Purest.

>>13604303
Rena.

>>13604329
>virginity is important for all of human history except the last 40 years of it

everyone was just being silly for eons

...that makes sense

>>13604336
>pure flawless goddess
you called?

Am I the only one who follows idols like a reality TV show? Like my favourite members are those who break the formula and make things interesting.

Reminder.

>grows up in a lower class sex pit somewhere full of hispanics and gypsy whores where kids have sex in their teens
>thinks japan is the exact same with the same distorted views on sex

why do people do this?

http://ww3.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/4016100fjw1est3imryuvj20dc0hsjuc.jpg
http://ww2.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/4016100fjw1est3ii51kwj20hs0dcdj0.jpg
http://ww1.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/4016100fjw1est3ijsu8ij20dc0hswgi.jpg
http://ww4.sinaimg.cn/bmiddle/4016100fjw1est3ifcc7uj20dc0hsgn7.jpg

The chinese votes epic meme, nice joke, Yukirin still in the lead over there and no one gives a fuck, poor damage control, one year and people still can't deal with the fact that Mayu won and that's it

>>13604343
Yes, you are a cuck.

>>13604350
Chinese bomb pls go.

>>13604338
>single most powerful connection
The fuck does that even mean? I have a more powerful connection with my dad than any girl I've slept with normie pls go and believe it or not, I've never fucked him. And I'm pretty sure I'm not alone there. Sex is great, but it isn't the most defining thing in a relationship.

>>13604329
>>13604336
Sure, whatever. Find a different hobby, there's hard work and bravery even in shit like disgusting survival reality shows.

Idols sell purity. There's no two ways about it - that's their business model. To appear, or even better, be pure.

If you don't care for purity, I don't see any reason why you should be following idols.

>>13604356
is english not your first language? lets get that out of the way real quick

>>13604338
>single most powerful connection two people can share
>Anything but battle buddies

Frustrated virgin detected.

>>13604307
I didn't know the chinks were such huge pussies.

>>13604361
what corps?

>>13604350
Mayufags were bitching for an entire year about Sasshi's Chinese votes too, I feel no pity for them

>>13604357
>Sure, whatever. Find a different hobby
Honestly, I feel like you're the minority on this. Even the Japanese fans continue to support scandal girls.

>>13604341
It actually makes a lot of sense. I bet you also think that sex stretches out vaginas.

>>13604324
so how would you describe the criteria to be an idol and how would you prioritize it? i.e. would you weight more on idol's purity rather than her hard work?

>>13604370
The Chinese fans like waving their dicks around too much. The Mayu fans are being smart this year by not revealing how many votes they collected.

>>13604347
What exactly was truth in that scandal, and what was mere speculation/sensationalized?

>>13604371
>Even the Japanese fans continue to support scandal girls.
Well yes, there's a reason they are a dying people.

>>13604373

Protecting your virginity is hard work, anon.

And no one's been working as hard as me.

>>13604372
check out the ego on this guy. you're not smarter than all mankind, kid. get over it

>>13604101
I would date the Sashi of that picture.

>>13604379
She fucks people for votes.That's all.

>>13604343
Yes.

>His oshimen doesn't have pubic hair

WHORE

>>13604390
well it's actually because she's young....

>>13604382
Whatever. I'm not here for an off topic argument like that thread a couple of days ago. All I wanted to say is "purity" has very little to do with why I like idols.

There are two camps in this idol world: The frustrated virgins, and the hapless cuckolds.

Where do your allegiances lie, /akbg/?

Spoilers: but you're all faggots

>>13604390
Would you want your 11 year old daughter to have pubes? Fucking idiot.

>>13604379
She dated and fucked a wota when she was a KKS. He got mad after she got too popular and broke up with him. The picture of the girl sucking dick isn't Sasshi, but she did suck dick.

>>13604368
Navy Corpsman.

>>13604393
we've concluded you're retarded. bye bye~~

>>13604400
>we've
Don't speak for me faggot, you're both retarded, take your bullshit somewhere else.

>>13604398
That's a picture of her, man.

>>13604373
Absolutely.

You can be a hard-working actress, singer, dancer and media personality without being an idol. Without being pure.

The whole point of idols is that they're pure. That's why you idolize them. You can be an idol who isn't really that hard working, and you'll still get fans as long as you're pure. The one with the dyed hair in NMB comes to mind.

So, yes. The main requirement for an idol is her purity. Otherwise, again, she's no idol. Just another human, another slut, no one to idolize.

That doesn't mean she's a bad person or anything. Not necessarily. But, she'd be no idol.

>>13604398
That is her though.

>>13604404
They wouldn't blur her eyes if it was. 2ch detectives already agreed, don't bother them.

>>13604398
That's her.

There's also a bunch of pictures of her showing her tits, though not her nipples, while she's wearing a t-shirt and panties, that she had sent the dude.

>>13604313
Mayu sitting on the throne is a joke because she flopped every single thing thrown at her this past one year.

If you don't like idols being pure, what are doing here? Of course there are whore idols like Sassy.

Reposting this from last thread

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>>13604407
Playing devil's advocate here, but, that's why YOU idolize them. Obviously thousands upon thousands of core fans don't agree with you when you look at Sasshi and even Milky and to an extent Minegishi still who is still reasonably relevant.

That said, I also follow them for purity.

>>13604412
For the love of god, someone, please post them. First time I'm hearing of this.

>>13604409
There are too many Sassy's cucks that would be whatever to protect its prostitute idol.

>>13604419
Yes and no.

Miichan, Sasshi and the like have fans because they're not idols anymore. They've kinda become media personalities.

If AKB wasn't a supergroup, they'd have fuck all support.

Holy shit Koreans are crazy. Are you guys watching this Dokdo brainwashing of kids?

>>13604417
Which has sidechat?

>>13604425
wut?

>>13604428
Oh it's on Fuji TV now. Koreans are honestly just nuts man.

>>13604424
Sounds like the no true Scotsman fallacy to me, but that aside, what about Ringo? Her handshake has completely recovered, and her media personality doesn't over shadow her idol status.

>>13604424
Those two bitch are killing AKB.

>>13602572
>amina went on a date with chikano?
>ikoma is a time traveller?

>>13604427
No idea, but it'd probably be full of SEA's anyways. There's an IRC channel that someone in this thread made, if you want to chat about SSK.

>>13604429

I thought Fuji was in Koreans' pocketsu. Why would they show how crazy Koreans are?

https://twitter.com/akisun314/status/606696845264289792
Based Aki-P

>>13604430
>her media personality doesn't over shadow her idol status.
It does.

She's the most popular Nogizaka model after Maiyan. She's got a fuckton of female fans, and we all know 99% of those bitches don't care about purity. They'd idolize someone who destroys a marriage. It's their goal in life.

>>13604436
That was 2 years ago. They got protested back into reality.

>>13604435
I do. Please include the link.

I'm so happy for Tani since there's no way that she won't rank at all. Even if her ranking is really low, it's still a huge win for her.

>>13604439
>I like Kaotan because we have similar problems
pfff-

;_;

Sashihara and Minegishi should have an unit just for themselves, and they would sing Oniyanko Club songs.

This is the official Sasshi bashing thread I see...

>>13604440
>they'd idolize someone who destroys a marriage
So if you agree they're being idolized, what are we even arguing about? All I'm saying is people look to idols for different things (idolize them in different ways). For people like you and me, purity is a core element, but for many others it isn't.

>>13604443
Join #AKB48G on server irc.rizon.net
Either through an IRC-client or the web-client on http://www.rizon.net/chat

>>13604445
damage control already

>>13604440
Sasshi has a shit ton of female and normie fans too. Sasshi fans don't really give a damn about purity and shit. They just see her as a celebrity rather than an idol.

>>13604446
This is why 99% of her fans vote for her. Ugly like them.

>>13604445
Prepare your tears. She will rank low low.

>>13604435
Taiwan is not in SEA.

>be kyle
>can either become a literally who in motocross or johnnys if he learns japanese
>plays videogames

>>13604456
So you're a Kaotan oshi too?

Alright, due to popular demand I'll advertise it once now and once when the SSK is about to start.

There's an IRC channel that was made for general AKB discussion in preparation for SSK. For all kinds of talk and for the actual event drop by at #AKB48G@irc.rizon.net

There's already some people in there, not too much unrelated discussion and the occasional trade of gravure.

Let's share our tears and laughs. And no need to fight, we all love idols after all.

tl;dr #AKB48G@irc.rizon.net

>>13604380
Because they support pure girls who don't add to the declining birth rate of their country.

Idols having sex should be mandatory so they can stand as an example to all these virgin Japs.

Quick question, idol purity advocates?

Is it alright for an idol to date if it's a sexless relationship?

>>13604463
Forgot to add some gravure to attract extra attention.

>>13604465
I agree, but my oshi should stay virgin and wait for me.

>>13604469
No of course not. Emotional cheating is also bad isn't it?

>>13604469
No.

>>13604459
He may want to watch his sis get chewed up and spit out before he joins the idol industry.

>>13604457
So what, that's still an improvement from not ranking at all!! But yeah, I don't think she will get into senbatsu, undergirls is much more likely.

>>13604449
Because, even if whores support an idol, that's not where the idol industry lies. It's not what they sell. It's a very particular fluke, and what's more, I was being facetious. They don't support her for being a homewrecker. They support her for looking nice in magazines.

She could just be a model, plain and simple, and have the same amount of success. She's no idol.

>>13604454
Yeah.

Miichan's supporters, on the other hand, ar the reactionary feminists (or as much as they can be in japan) that want to destroy the idol industry.

Still can't believe I gave her a vote once.

>>13604447
What's that one? 'I fucked my teacher' or something?

横山由依 wins SSK. What do?

>>13604469
No.

>>13604469
No. See >>13604138

>>13604482
https://youtu.be/1PIKW2YAk7w

>>13604473
>>13604475
Then, is it alright for idols to fall in love as long as they don't pursue a romantic relationship?

>>13604490
As long as they keep it to themselves, yes. Don't ask don't tell.

>>13604479
Oh this preemptive damage control sure is delicious.

>>13604483
Fine. But not Sassy.

>>13604483
Dump my gf and devote my free time and disposable income to support her.

>>13604465
Japanese are not sexless. That was one badly sourced Guardian article. They just use birth control because they are economically disincentivized from having kids.

>>13604490
Yes, they accept the job and they know it.

>>13604459
You might be joking, but Kyle would have a pretty good shot:

- Decent looking kid (prob ikemen after puberty)
- Already has connections in industry
- Haafu
- Lived in America all his life (mysterious)
- Motocross (bad boy)

He just has to get rid of that god awful Instagram before the Japs catch wind of it.

>>13604482
O-yoshi ni natte Teacher
Literally means "Stop it, Teacher" in reference to being molested.

>>13604503
>They just use birth control

>>13604463
>>13604470
Coming right now to shitpost all over the place, fuck you niggers.

>>13604508
Uh-huh. And when Japanese girls say dame during sex they really want it to stop.

>Jurina

>2015
>irc
Haha, nice joke, almost got me!

>>13604496
Have I ever told you guys about my feelings on Yukirin and railing?

>>13604523
i think you've mentioned it before, yes

>>13604463
Bookmarked.

>>13604463
What the fuck is the point of an IRC channel? You just want to circlejerk. This thread is perfectly fine.

>>13604459
>be kyle
>can literally walk up to paruru and ask her to play minecraft with him
>stays at home

>>13604530
Yes but you can circlejerk f

>>13604520
SSK 2015. Are you a traveller time?

hey guys, last night i've seeing this program:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ro99dvicb-g

but it is unfinished, i want to see it complete. the documentel is known as:
"akb48 untold secret past" someone pls give me a link or a torrent for achieve my goal.

>>13604496
Such pure idol

>>13604447
dirty pair unit

>>13604532
aster.

>>13604530
you don't have to join it if you don't like it, anon. and the point is... fun?

>>13604496
I AM YOUR WHAT!? TELL ME!

>>13604539
Know what else is fun? Licking my nuts. Wanna give it a go?

Please let Sayanee reach top 5 at least aki-p

>>13604542
i'd love to.

>>13604534
look up
akb48 kin sma special

theres english subs for it too

its probably the best documentary for the beginnings of the group

>>13604520
>Rena

>>13604533
>SSK 2015
>Rena

>>13604550
There are more important nuts to be licked now.

It's hard to get fully in the spirit without Rean.

CAN'T WAIT!

>>13604551
¡muchas gracias! i mean, domo arigatou gozaimasu

>>13604543
1st, 2nd, 3rd and 4th are Mayu, Sasshi, Jewrina and Yukirin in some order. Things to watch out for are the Chinese vote and the homeless Rena votes.

5th is a battle between Sayanee, Aya, Paruru and wild-card Takamina. Personally I think Paruru's momentum is too strong and she'll take it, but that Takamina wild-card is something to keep in mind.

have we made drinking game rules?

>>13604559

>Rean

This meme has potential.

>>13604565
Sure. Each time you're oshi is btfo, drink one shot of my man milk fresh from my nuts.

>>13604564

>Prr
>momentum

Like how her show got subs for like 2 episodes before the subbers got tired of being cucked?

11#

>>13604570
The subber is just lazy, which is expected from a Prr-oshi

>>13604570
If you don't know how crazy her core fan base has gotten in Japan you're severely out of touch.

also, obligatory
>random SEA subber
>relevant

>>13604564
>Aya
No. Even after senbatsu she got no push which is necessary to make Kami7

>>13604564
>but that Takamina wild-card is something to keep in mind
I stress over it every waking hour since I posted this

>>13604581
She's on the cover of most magazines this month.

>>13604582
Yeah but her fans didn't just die or something since last year and she has 2 less people in front of her now.

>>13604580
She's seriously one of the most beautiful members 48G ever had. I never paid much attention to her though since she doesn't get featured that much on AKB shows and I don't follow NMB.

>>13604534
>First 2 seconds
>Takamina is AKB

Stopped there already

>>13604587
But her chin is not just a meme

>>13604580
Her eyes, her face, her everything. So beautiful, I'd want her for my wife if I can't get my oshi.

>>13604565
2 shots for every rank announcement above 5th if takamina isn't called yet

>>13604589
her chin is beautiful if she were korean she'd have shaved it off for sure, ruining her face

I'm going to laugh so hard when Milky doesn't make Senbatsu. I'm 90% certain she's going to rank 17. It's going to be the funniest shit ever.

>>13604590

>if I can't get my oshi

You sure you can take that chance bro?

>>13604590
Not her chin though, sadly. That kills it for me.

The moment of the truth, who's more important in the history of AKB, Sassy or Takamina?

>>13604594
Might as well, right? I don't think I've got anything to lose.

>>13604596
takamina ofc.

>>13604593
>I don't want her to be senbatsu. I want her to be the center of Under Girls
Come on, man. Sluts with multiple scandals don't deserve 17. I'd rather she got 16.

>>13604596
Considering half this thread didn't know about AKB48 before Minegishi, you could make an argument for her.

>>13604596
Takamina. No contest.

... though I think Acchan more than Takamina. Even though I was Yuuko camp.

>>13604602

Probably more accurate to say half this thread didn't know about AKB48 before cockroach-chan.

>>13604596
Coming from a Takamina oshi, I honestly don't think AKB would be much different without Takamina. What she has contributed really is the image of a leader for the media to latch onto, and a supportive pillar for the members. Without her, someone else would have taken that role. Maybe they wouldn't have been as effective, but it's just not a hugely impactful role in the grand scheme of things, just a presence that makes things a bit smoother.

On the other hand, there is no doubt AKB would be quite different had Sasshi not existed. Scandal, KFC, SSK upsets, what she's done with HKT.

So for better or worse, I'd say Sasshi is more "important".

>>13603330
It's 100% your fault

>>13604609
I feel your pain >>13603330, I'm going to miss ~3 hours in the middle (probably will be the bulk of the announcements) because of an engagement party.

>>13604608
No, man, the AKB image was formed long before Sasshi became even near popular. And Takamina's variety personality has a lot to do with it.

There's a reason for her Shin Domoto Kyodai position.

i have to take the fucking cfa ;_;

>>13604596
Definitely Sasshi.

Sasshi is having too much power at the moment. Not just in 48g but in the entertainment industry as a whole. Moreover, Sasshi has control over majority of HKT's production and all their concerts. HKT is not ready to be free of Sasshi yet. If she's gone now, the impact will be felt. Especially in their tv shows and concerts.

What is the best food to buy to fully enjoy the Sousenkyo? I can't order pizza as it'll be too late at night, and I don't want to eat shitty 6+ hour old pizza.

>>13604617
pocky and ramune

Oh oh, look at me I'm a Sassy's oshi bu bubu

>>13604617
Dried squid for protein. Tempura for fat. Sweets and drinks for carbs.

>>13604591
So we are basically teetotallers tomorrow

>>13604617
Drink semen.

>>13604617
I remember eating cold pizza and coke during the... I think 2013 request hour set list. Maybe 2012. And I posted about it when Heavy rotation came on second, saying something along the lines of "cold pizza and coke shouldn't taste this bitter".

This time, I think I'll have fried chicken sandwiches, because I have a bunch of those fried chicken fillets that already come with the bread crumbs applied, in the freezer.

>>13604628
Was it that year when that penguin song with paruru made #1? If so, I remember it, really hilarious thread.

>>13604617
I'm hitting the popcorn. With extra salt and butter.

DAISUKI MELON JUICE

>>13604617
Fortune Cookies, with Melon Juice to wash it down

>>13604629
Yeah, that one.

Ah, wait, I think Heavy Rotation actually came in 3rd that year, and then I had complicated feelings because I was a Mariko-sama oshi, and Ue Kara Mariko came on second.

>>13604617
>>13604619
>>13604622
>>13604624
>>13604628
>>13604631
How about you all wring out the sweat from my gooch hairs and shot that every time you mistakenly think you aren't a giant faggot

>>13604637
>implying we don't know we're giant faggots
We're on 4chan, and I'm sure each one of us has been OP of something at least once.

>>13604628
>fried chicken fillets that already come with the bread crumbs applied
Schnitzel?

>>13604641
Isn't schnitzel lamb?

But yeah, like that.

Yukirin a guest on a variety show on Fuji TV right now.

>>13604642
Schnitzel can be made out of anything, it's mostly either pork or chicken.

>>13604641
Greatest innovation of Austria.

>>13604617
I'm going full oatmeal this year

>>13604643
oh and she's wearing /megane/

>>13604644
>Schnitzel can be made out of anything, it's mostly either pork or chicken.
Then yeah.

They're called "milanesas" in spic.

This thread is now a food thread. Post 'em.

>look how small it is!

>>13604652
Did you say foot thread?

>>13604655
>tor

>>13604652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB8eUsNpIrI

>>13604652

>>13604654
This is picture is so Japanese it has no central heating and is freezing cold indoors for the entire winter.

>>13604673
Are to be and to have the only English verbs you know SEAsian?

>>13604522
couldn't figure out how to use mIRC?

>>13604417

>Start 15:00-19:00 JST (13:00-17:00 WIB)

What does this mean?

>>13604522
It's actually real. Even IRCHighway still exists. I used to QC for so many manga back in 2006.

>>13604675
you needed to put "to be" and "to have" in quotes, my man but don't ask me why.

>>13604677
>>13604117

>>13604646
hnnnnnggg

>>13604682
Please Undergirls. I promise to donate a pint of semen to her if it is done.

>>13604660
Don't fix your teeth. You are perfect like that.

>>13604689
I'll do on the winner

>>13604694
Whoa you better fucking hope it's not you know who.

>>13604522
Honestly I'd rather use the irc channel rather than whatever stream sidebar chat which is usually full of retarded Indonesians

>>13604655
What is she thinking at this moment?

>>13604641
chips, mayonaise, a few pints of broon with that and all is well.

Sakura >>>> Acchan

>>13604717
Surprised it's smaller than his dick.

>>13604723
>photoshoot with a swimsuit riding farther up her ass than half the chub dicks in this thread could manage
>pure
keep entertaining me you faggots

>>13604724
I'm no fan of Acchan, but at least she had redeeming qualities. Sakura was a nice girl before her transfer to AKB and went full gravure-slut.

>>13604732
pray

>>13604738
skeletor or not, I remember her having more of an ass than this

>>13604737
>transfer
Acchan has some sort of godlike aure because nostalgia but was bad as fuck, she's Paruru tier

>>13604739
Wrong member
http://www.ske48.co.jp/profile/?id=fukushi_nao

>>13604744
>she's Paruru tier
And Paruru is a goddess, so you're not making the argument you think you are.

>>13604748
Then I'll pray for her too.

>>13604739
Where's the Mirunbro?

>>13604749
The buck stops here

>>13604723
¡Por los clavos de Cristo!

>>13604770
Hai

hnnnnnnng

>>13604777
legitimately looks 9

>>13604777
is it bad if I want to take her as my wife and do with her.. whatever I like?

>>13604789
No, it's only natural.

>>13604777
It's too late to pray for her. She's already a lost cause.

>>13604789
Means you're possibly a very shitty person, but apart from that, not too bad.

>>13604772
>Reminder that all you have to do to share an indirect kiss with an idol is be a comedian with a sexual harassment schtick

>>13604779
Photography tip #481

Posing with a wheelie bin in view makes you look slightly more trashy.

Good evening

Mio Plus♪

The voting for the AKB48 Senbatsu Sousenkyo ends today.

Thank you very much to everyone who used their precious time for my sake.

Really, thank you for these two weeks.
Being restless and having my heart pound every day, those were two weeks I was able to pass due to being supported and encouraged by so many of you.

It made me happy being flooded by so many warm words whenever I was reading comments on Mio Plus or 755.
I had so much support.

Seriously, thank you sooo much.

Sasshi's fundraiser

>>13604815
Does it suck that your oshimen does such short daily recaps and barely talks about anything?

>>13604821
Being this jelly

Why?

>>13604815
>precious time

How about all the yen? Silly idols.

>>13604821
Not really, you can feel that she's tense. Only one ♪ today. She'll make up for it, she's written quite long comments before.

>>13604819
Fun fact: this is how international heroin trafficking works too.

>>13604819
Yukirin's fundraiser.

>>13604779
Gravure idol tbh

Sad Happinesu is so sad.

I need Mita Mao.

>>13604117
>Starts at 1am EST

How long is SSK?

>>13604887
Depends of Dasu's speech length

>>13604854
Queen of gravure

>>13604885
you forgot to flip the image - her idol parting is on the wrong side.

>>13604894
>>13604682

Nakanishi Chiyori is a beautiful woman.

>>13604902
It would be a perfect time to watch it if not for my work

>>13604891
Fuck, I probably just end up sleeping after 1-2 hrs of watching.

みおおおおおおおお

>>13604606
People kept saying how popular this was, but I looked on youtube and the video only had like 100k views. Or am I missing something?

Isn't the life a big senbatsu sousenkyo after all?

Do you think they fooled around a little?

>>13604933
a non I think you need some sleep
tfw unranked

>>13604925
It had like 3m views on facebook

>>13604854
She may be one of the very best at gravure, but she's much more than that.

>>13604565
the sousenkyo drinking game
get 80 solo cups
and 3 six packs of beer
number the cups 1 to 80 and put them in triangle formation
fill them evenly with the beer (1 beer to 5 cups)
each row should be as follows
row 1 = #1
row 2 = 2 & 3
row 3 = 4 - 6
row 4 = 7 - 10
row 5 = 11 - 15
row 6 = 16 - 21
row 7 = 22 - 28
row 8 = 29 - 36
row 9 = 37 - 45
row 10 = 46 - 55
row 11 = 56 - 66
row 12 = 67 - 80

put a lable next to each row with a single girl's name on it.
the objective is to guess a girl that will rank into each row. If you guess correctly you dont drink. If you guess wrong you drink that whole row. If you guessed too low you drink the row that you got wrong plus every individual cup above that until her actual rank. If you guessed too high you drink the high row that you got wrong plus the whole lower row that she was actually ranked into, even if you got that particular row correct.

>>13604948
Stop promoting drug use or I will report you.

>>13604941
ofc.

>>13604951

https://youtu.be/eGbxbikjBD0

u mad bro?

>>13604522
IRC is as popular as it ever was for stuff not related to downloading.

>>13604951
>complaining about beer on /jp/

gtfo

>>13604972
this is what happens next

Daily Forehead

乙

tfw morning here during SSK, too soon to drink

>>13604887
I would say you go to sleep as early as possible. Pretty sure I remember this ending around 7-8am EST. They don't start the actual elections until around 3-4am EST

>>13604587
She looks too Chinese. It's disturbing.

❤️

>>13605014
No please not this shit again

why aren't you supporting churi

Sorry, can't wait. Posting it calm me donw.

>>13605014
twintails takamina a cutie

Wingstop or sliders from Steak n Shake?

>>13605033
wingstop

>>13605022
>tfw watching 2014 ssk

why aren't you watching the sousenkyo together with us, anon?

>>13605043
What?

>>13605041
I'm thinking about watching it to get into the mood. Too bad these aren't subbed.

>>13604948
1.yukirin
2.mayuyu
3.jurina
4.paruru
5.mio
6.nako
7.happiness
8.tano
9.shige
10.tani
11.kaotan
12.hillary

im getting drunk

>>13605047
WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING THE SOUSENKYO TOGETHER WITH US, ANON?

>>13604105
>For example, Matsumura (Kaori) is not very popular at handshake events but she’s very strong at Sousenkyo, right?”

She must have one rich fan.

>Saho doesn't rank
>no yahhoo on stage

I don't want to think about it anymore.

>>13604944
Much more than that, it was almost 70millions last time I checked som weeks ago

If you oshi a girl that will 100% rank, you're a disgusting casual

>>13605052
Bretty good sousenkyo tbh

>started watching akbingo some months ago
>oshied a girl that had already graduated

>>13605092
Holy shit. I'd say we got pretty lucky with the fallout then, the Miichan thing hit us much worse.

>>13605096
Feels good being a casual, bruh.

>>13605100
Mariko-sama's fantastic, ain't she?

;_;

>>13605096
I'm living life on the edge right now.

>>13605096
I'm actually really stressed whether my oshi will rank or not ;_;