/jp/ - Otaku Culture

You break into their home and rape them. Or ask then which 2hu they would fuck.

>>13576973

https://www.okcupid.com/match?filter1=0,34&filter2=2,18,22&filter3=3,500&filter4=1,1&locid=1607255&lquery=nagoya

http://www.interpals.net/search.php?countries[]=JP&age1=16&age2=24&sex[]=FEMALE

>you will never be a Japanese businessman in a loveless marriage
>you will never experiment with compensated dating
>you will never accidentally contact one of your daughter's classmates
>you will never fall madly in love, divorce your wife and marry a girl 20 years younger than you

>>13577161
It's okay, you probably aren't even 20 yet. Also who qot?

>>13577234
It's really no use pretending that the quote function doesn't have other uses at this point.

Find the fat one with the limp and the lazy eye

>>13577161
>divorce
>marry a girl 20 years younger

you don't have $500,000 to do that

besides, your jap wife will take your pay checks, so you'll never be able to do that anyway, unless that young girl want to live with you in a card box under a bridge:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Moiq6Wrpd8&t=140

>>13577148
apex kekkerino

>>13576973
Whats the source of this pic?

Google reveals nothing.

>>13577487
It's a photo of my gf.

>>13577487

>>13577979
I thought she looked familiar.

>>13577487
Akb chick, rina or something?

>>13576973
I found one but she had Aspergers and other mental health issues. That was fine as I have disorder as well, although not Aspergers.

She was cute (to me), cool, had similar hobbies and a very similar personality... only she was too autistic to connect with me even though she wanted to. It started shorting out her brain somehow, she became emotionally unstable and her doctors advised that she get off social networking and stop getting close to people (namely me).

So there went the female variant of me.

Point is, if you find the kind of girl you are compatible with the chances of her being too unstable to be in a relationship are very high.

So yes, women for me exist out there, but they're too autistic and some are probably even in and out institutions. It's fucked.

Here I am able to manage without ever having to be hospitalized but whatever. Maybe it's as women are weaker, I don't know. No way in hell that anyone is controlling me.

>>13578274
Jeez, that sucks. Sorry to hear that, anon

>>13578274
the jay controls us all comrade

>>13578323
Thanks, anon...
>>13578360
Indeed...

>>13578274
So where did you find her?

>>13576973
Funny you should post that girl, OP since she's one of the bigger attention whores.

miichan thread?

>>13578274
sounds like
>pic related

>>13577391
>At the end. "You are precious to me."

I didn't come here to feel anon.

>>13578415
Yeah, but she's still a qt3.14

>>13577979
hahahah mother fucker ! XD

>>13578509
man she is ? fucking paruru ! XD

>>13578274

I betcha she probably had a limbless dude trapped in a bag like from Audition, you dodged a bullet.

>>13576973
k-konichiwa. i am japenese shy girl. looking for shy otaku male who will treat me kindly and cuddle. sorry my englihs not so good. is ok if you are neet and must like cute girls.

>>13578509
Who?

>>13583165
Haruka Shimazaki

>>13583086
D-Don't toy with me, anon...

No one has any more stories?

>>13577410
i'd hit it.

>>13583741
I rather think you don't mind being a toy at all dear anon...

>>13587891
H-how lewd!

Hi!! :D
I am a Japanese girl
e-mail me.
I want to study English!
English e-mail is OK!!

E-mail and I give you sexy photograph!!
sironoheya@gmail.com

I am 21 years old
college student from Fukushima

No boyfriend and sad
sironoheya@gmail.com

ちなみに処女です！！
ずっと女子高でした
福島に遊びに来て下さい、メール待ってます！
sironoheya@gmail.com

あ、セクシーな写真というのは
高校のセーラー服の写真です。

あまり中身は見せないので。

でわでは

しろのへや

>>13588688
moshi moshi

>>13588718
konnnichiwa! Who is that man? Looks like a serious person! I just wanna have fun ///^_^///

>>13588688
>>13588974
I gotta say though, if this is a troll, it's a damn good one. Perfect Japanese, and even that triple n in konnnichiwa. That's some attention to detail.

How do I go about meeting an assertive Japanese girl who will pin me against a wall?

>>13589125
They don't exist

>>13589161
Things I've read indicate otherwise.

>>13589125
1. go to koe-koe.com
2. find voice recordings made by a dominant girl
3. check the description for her twitter
4. follow and talk to her on twitter
5. become friends

Worked for me. Though unfortunately she already has a pet in real life.

>>13589125
I guess it would be more like them meeting you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcqhG2GFGz4

>>13589198
When did all these normies come here?

>>13589320
either 2008 or 2011 depending on your definition

>>13588688
>please come to fukushima
NOPE

>>13588688
I am a tall handsome dark man

>>13588688
Any pics?

>>13589933
Get the fuck out of /jp/, negro.

>>13589933

>"man"

japanese girls are ugly autists

>>13595232
You say that like it's a bad thing

>>13587891
Absolutely epic reaction image

Why are you crossies even here?

>>13577161
Who are you quoting?

>>13589933
are you Afro Samurai?

>>13596073
who are you meming?

写真ないよぉー(T ^ T)

福島は原発で大変です
I am only 21 and I wanna have baby before power plant blows up

For pic you have to e-mail
Cuz I was only 16 when I took ecchi pic and mod-San will be very angry

>>13601336
21歳のお母さん、若いな

sironoheya@gmail.com

おねがいm(._.)m

(=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

I want to believe

>福島は原発で大変です
>I am only 21 and I wanna have baby before power plant blows up

うんじゃ、、引っ越せば？新潟とか。

>>13576973
You are cancer

>>13601352
でしょお(^o^)
はやくおまんこ使いたーい

しろのへや

>>13602878
新潟にいい人いたらね！

I am 21 and I am not radioactive

sironoheya@gmail.com

KILL WHITEY!!

>>13603058
I think I would like it more if you were radioactive.

>>13578435
who is she?

>>13603044
おれが新潟に移住したら、くる？今はハワイ在住です。

>>13588688
Moonfag here, I don't know what to say

>でわでは

This is either a really good troll or Idk

>>13603039
嬢ちゃん援助交際が目的なら他の掲示板あたりに行ったほうがいいんじゃね
/jp/じゃ福島どころか日本に住んでいる奴が見つかると思わんわ

>>13578435
Anyone else feel unsettling if staring at those eyes too long?

>>13595948
we stealing yo japanese biddies

>>13578256
miichan

>>13576973
wanting a shy japanese girl
posting a pic of super whore minegishi
sasuga

>>13621585
Sorry, i don't have pictures of shy girls, just cute ones

Why are japanese girls so perfect?

>>13633443
>perfect

they have bad looking feet

>>13634039
and teeth

any japanese female that isnt a celebrity has horrifying teeth

>>13634039
Not all of them. From what I've seen of Japanese feet in pictures, they're ok.
>>13634634
Crooked teeth are cute.

How do I get a delinquent japanese gf?

>>13634812
Why is the Japanese population declining when they have such high-school sluts?

>>13634893
Too busy with JAV.

>>13589212
Is this from Kill Bill?

>>13634039
Yeah but their teeth are delicious

>>13634911
Yeah

>>13577979
>>13578415
Can I get a story behind this please?

>>13646920

Never mind shy girls. where do I meet bitch trendy gals?

>>13587781
I've got one for you.

I met this typical shy Japanese girl at uni and I've gotten to be good friends with her over the last couple of months. She acts exactly as you'd imagine. When she's too embarrassed to say something all I hear is "Embarrassing! Embarrassing! Embarrassing! " Same if she's scared "Scary! Scary! Scary!" It's very cute, but can also be annoying if you're trying to talk about something serious. It's usually cute though.
There are some other things I've noticed as well. She never wants to be rude to others to the point where they could walk all over her if they wanted. I also get the feeling that she looks down upon other Asians as whole, not particular individuals. She has a Korean friend that I've met, but she later told me "A lot of Koreans get plastic surgery to look like Japanese," which may or may not be true but regardless betrays what she thinks of Koreans as a whole. Or, "I don't like when people say that I am Chinese. I am not like that." [sic] The tone of these comments suggest to me that she feels slightly superior to other East Asians.
I think this is explained by her upbringing. She's a student at Tokyo University, an only child. Her mother is a stay-at-home mum and her father is a 'scientist' who works at some engineering firm. So a pretty typical, conservative background. Pretty interesting how closely her upbringing and her current manner line up.

>>13651556
I really can't comprehend why /jp/ goes crazy over "shy" girls. It got annoying after 10 minutes and it's obvious it's just a facade they put up.

>>13651556
>I met this typical shy Japanese girl at uni and I've gotten to be good friends with her over the last couple of months.
You are not a tru /jp/sie.

>>13652568
>it's just a facade
You mean like all women? And men?

>>13653366
>implying

>>13577148

http://www.pof.com/advancedsearch.aspx?iama=m&seekinga=f&minage=18&maxage=25&country=46

>>13654326
Not sure what I'm watching...

>>13634893
>implying they can be sluts if they get pregnant
>implying they don't use birth control
>implying anyone would have a child with them after they're used and it doesn't end their gene pool

>>13656586
which one of you pricks made this? http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=90453213

>>13577148
>>13656586

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dating#Japan

>There are reports of men falling in "love" with digital simulations of women from video games, manga, and anime.

/jp/, please, stop vandalizing my Wikipedia

>>13656797
Maybe if she didn't open her legs to anyone in the first place she wouldn't get vandalized.

>>13576973

How can I meet and marry a girl from Naraha?

http://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/english/news/20150617_26.html

The government is supporting them: how much money is it? What about gaijins that want to relocate there?