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Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:24:19 2008 No.1353960 [Reply] [Original]

With all the econ and business talk on /jp/ lately, I propose we create an econ vn. Here me out, you are a fresh Econ/Accounting/Finance/Business Management graduate and you are looking for a job. Depending on what you chose as your major, you end up with different jobs. Now the financial markets face a crisis like what we have now, and the econ major keeps his job but works harder, accounting major gets promoted and gets better prospects because the major is in high demand, business management and finance major become unemployed. Now the Econ and accounting majors have to choose who to fire in their offices. For some reason all your coworkers are females. They sleep with them and you get to choose what other sexually degrading acts they have to perform to keep their job. On the other hand, the BM and finance majors go out job hunting. They find a job in some German insurance backer company and your boss is this hot milf. In the interview she makes you do sexually degrading acts and rapes you and then you get the job.

How does that sound?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:25:49 2008 No.1353968 Spicy Wolves: The VN

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:26:59 2008 No.1353976 Needs moar loli.

>>	Anonymous of Alabama !.p44NyTsCo Tue Sep 23 04:27:12 2008 No.1353978 >They find a job in some German insurance backer company and your boss is this hot milf. In the interview she makes you do sexually degrading acts and rapes you and then you get the job. >How does that sound? Surprisingly hot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:28:20 2008 No.1353981 I'll you what WOULD be good, if there was some way you could learn useful JOB MARKET SKILLS while playing a VN and scoring moe bitches. Edufapment.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:28:23 2008 No.1353982 >>1353960 is there more to this image ;_;

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:29:06 2008 No.1353992 You have my code.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:29:15 2008 No.1353987

>>1353976

Fine. The German insurance backer also buys lolis from Eastern Europe then runs multiple brothels in Germany. Because Germany is heading into a recession due to cut downs on exports, the whores might lose their jobs too. You are sent to Germany to "reassess" such assets...if you catch my drift.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:29:28 2008 No.1353990 >>1353960 Ran died!?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:29:45 2008 No.1353991 >>1353968 There's already a Spice and Wolf VN though..

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:33:02 2008 No.1354011 Needs more Len rape demand and supply curves.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:36:48 2008 No.1354021 >Len rape demand and supply curves The fact that that thread was deleted is proof that mods = fags

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:40:20 2008 No.1354027 >>1353990 You can pretty much rest assured that when Yukari decides to /quit she's going to take Ran with her rather than be lonely or have to do anything while on the other side.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 04:44:55 2008 No.1354037 Someone get on this

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:33:32 2008 No.1355036 >>1353960 i died alittle on the inside...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:37:34 2008 No.1355043 >>1354027 But why wouldn't Ran take Chen?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:42:20 2008 No.1355052 File: 90 KB, 424x600, 1222166540920.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355043 Yukari said no.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:45:34 2008 No.1355058 >>1353960 Nice comic, though Chen's expression looks weird in the last panel.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:50:35 2008 No.1355063 >>1355058 She's supposed to look like she's about to crack.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:53:54 2008 No.1355068
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Hey, I can make up VN plots that will never, ever be produced too.

You are a Jungian psychologist pulled through a wormhole to Gensokyo, where you are employed by the Scarlet Devil Mansion to treat the mental illness of Flandre Scarlet via counseling and dream analysis. Routes are the stabilization of and forbidden romance with Flandre, reconciliation between and subsequent threesome with Sakuya and China, opening a practice with Patchouli, or a harem end centered on Remilia, which demands you satisfy the requirements of all other routes. Bad ends include being un-dimensioned by the mystic hands of eye perception, flayed by knives, drowning in the lake, etc.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:55:20 2008 No.1355071 >>1355068 Do want

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:57:02 2008 No.1355073 File: 9 KB, 100x147, 1222167422666.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355068 Fuck yes, you are the best psychologist ever!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:57:48 2008 No.1355078 >>1353982 is there more to this image ;_; There isn't. But it's utterly awesome already, so no matter.

>>	Tatari !JERKwzbfbg Tue Sep 23 10:58:13 2008 No.1355082 >>1355068 >drowning in the lake Suddenly, nostalgia.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:58:45 2008 No.1355083 >>1355068 No love for Koakuma? Damn you Anon.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 10:59:58 2008 No.1355085 mystic hands of eye perception? where have I heard that...

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:00:28 2008 No.1355086 >>1355083 ...Jeez, there's no pleasing you people. As she's Patchouli's familiar, I'd imagine you'd encounter her at some point during her route.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:01:34 2008 No.1355088

>>1355085

>>Flandre can destroy anything she wants by moving the "eye" of the object, where the tension is highest, into her hand and pouring her power into it.
>>When she clenches her fist whatever she has moved the "eye" of into her hand will be destroyed.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:01:51 2008 No.1355089 >>1355068 Fuck, I would pay for something like that

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:04:20 2008 No.1355096 >>1355089 And yet, your hands will never hold anything.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:04:22 2008 No.1355097 >>1355088 Fuck yeah, Flandre! Is this limited to physical objects or can she destroy concepts?

>>	None !Nipaa0mi0. Tue Sep 23 11:05:25 2008 No.1355098 >>1355097 She needs to see things to kill them so I doubt it.

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Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:07:15 2008 No.1355103

>>1355097

Direct terminology.

"Her method of destroying things so effortlessly involves pouring her power into the "eyes" of any material where its tension is the highest.

She can use her ability to cause these "eyes" to move into the palm of her hand.

In other words, by crushing the "eye" held within her hand, she causes things to break.

It's a truly frightening ability with no real weaknesses. "

>pouring her power into the "eyes" of any material where its tension is the highest.

>material

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:08:15 2008 No.1355106 What about the history majors?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:11:45 2008 No.1355115 File: 104 KB, 260x382, 1222168305815.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355103 Owned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:20:46 2008 No.1355130 >>1355068 WHY ISN'T THIS ALREADY BEING MADE?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:23:20 2008 No.1355136 >>1355130 CAPS LOCK CAPN STRAIIGHT AHEAD!

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:29:02 2008 No.1355149 >>1355103 What ship?

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:29:23 2008 No.1355148 >>1355130 I hereby release all production rights to Anonymous, but it will never, ever be made.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:31:38 2008 No.1355153 File: 46 KB, 412x824, 1222169498962.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355149 SOMEONE didn't catch the reference.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:32:18 2008 No.1355158 >>1355153 I only saw the first one. Sue me.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 11:35:51 2008 No.1355165 File: 47 KB, 300x365, 1222169751064.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355158 Very well. Let the litigation commence.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 13:59:44 2008 No.1355495 >>1355043 I don't think Ran is that selfish to make Chen follow her and Yukari into the abyss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 14:01:26 2008 No.1355501 FUCK YOU FAGGOTS FOR BUMPING THIS AND MAKING ME SEE IT, THUS REMINDING ME OF THE ECON CLASS I HAVE IN A FEW DAYS FUCK YOU FUCK YOU TO HELL FUCK

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 14:19:08 2008 No.1355545 File: 280 KB, 1500x1425, 1222179548227.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>1355501 If you study you'll get it and then you can Take it easy."

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 15:59:00 2008 No.1355854 >you are a fresh Econ/Accounting/Finance/Business Management graduate and you are looking for a job FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 16:34:16 2008 No.1355956 >>1355068 FUND IT WITH SCIENCE.

>>	Anonymous Tue Sep 23 16:48:06 2008 No.1356023 >I propose we create an econ vn There is one already. It's called Kabu Trader Jun and it's on the DS.

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