/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When was Kagami a Fujoshi?

>>13425744
Dunno
I don't watch anime because is for faggots

>>13425744
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bpoo7NZAPWI

She wasn't really. The image is reaching.

Why no Lucky Star ohayous?

truFujoshi right here

Would you, /jp/?

#2 of column 4 has nice tits

>>13425870
She's cute but only she wore socks

>>13425733
I know one of these, she's proud of it. She like to go to the 'butler cafes' at cons. It's interesting. She is Thai.

needs more 3 for ¥980

I just want a fujoshi gf.
The idea of staying in is so fucking good, I hate that for some reason you have to go out to have a good time - fuck that, I just want to live how I do now with someone else alongside.
Fuck the outside, fuck anime. They're both shit, and I want someone who hates them both.

>>13426534

>>13426537
I got this but it back fired. Well not a fujoshi but someone who would stay in with and live as I did then alongside me.

Women change, they change their goddamn mind about how they want to live time and again throughout life.

Or, she might just pretend to be happy about it at first to get you. And then slowly try to change you. If she does this and you don't change for her she'll not only drop you but try to destroy you before she leaves for having wasting 'her' time.

>>13426565
Goddammit.
I just want all the stories I've heard about women to be false, but every time rather than disproving them, someone retorts with ad hominem or a strawman and makes the original argument stronger than ever.
What the fuck do I do? I can't just give up on women, they make my heart and dick do weird things.

>>13426645
You find a good woman for you

>>13426672
Stop spreading lies. There is no such thing as a woman, as women don't have personalities as they don't know who they are and get swayed so easily by their 'feelings.' They change so often and they're also manipulative and duplicitous.

Get with a woman and watch her mirror you and become you, until she finds something else to mirror and become.

>>13426672
I haven't been browsing r9k in combination with jp for the last three weeks for no reason, you know.
How the fuck am I supposed to just "find a good woman"? They don't just rock up, and even if they do, why would they talk to me? I won't talk to them first, and from what I've seen, they're not inclined to get things going.

>>13426645
>What the fuck do I do?
Well these days I just use fantasy. I don't know what else there is to do. For these sorts of comments women and manginas will try to shame men and say it's their fault or they need to man up etc. They will saw Not All women Are Like That, to give you false hope.

It's tough as some men who don't ever find a woman off themselves, but then even more men who do find one end up practically dead, at least for a while, and that's if they don't off themselves. It's usually only once a man has been almost destroyed by a woman that they give it up. But there are some hopeless guys who keep trying again and again. They aren't a pretty sight... they are ones who are prematurely aged and look like they've had their soul sucked out of them.

In my fantasy land women are as I wish they were. Also when Oculus Rift becomes widespread and affordable, or I can afford one of the realistic life size dolls then I'll go for it. Especially the former.

I also find that singing loli music and ASMR works pretty well. The good ASMR not the anime ones. I like the Korean ones best, they are good at it plus I don't understand them which I prefer.

>>13426715
Don't believe in the lie "opposites attract." People usually find women in places where they are likely to share interests and a common background. Religious men will find good wives at church, wild men will find good girlfriends in bars, hippies will find good wives wherever hippies congregate.

And so forth. You should be an intelligent enough person to know what to do...

>>13426757
Thanks, I'll try out your asmr stuff, and I already listen to loli music along with other jap records - you should check out uchuu conbin, with their song "strings" in particular. It's fucking great.

>>13426861
That wouldn't be so hard if there were places on the highstreet that were even slightly appealing. It's all clothing, discount and charity shops - how the fuck are you supposed to establish any kind of common ground with those?

>>13425733
What defines a truFujoshi?

>>13427754
How fat and smelly they are.

I want to have a cockthirsty fujoishi GF, but make her believe I'm only in the relationship out of pity, and that I'm constantly on the cusp of leaving her.

Then, when she's most vulnerable, tell her "I love you"

>>13425733
>Fujoshi is cancer you know
FTFY

The only good fujo on the list is Ogiue.

>>13430591
As are all otaku, in any form.

>why won't anybody on /jp/ talk about me >>:::(((
don't ask me who I'm quoting

>>13431085
Who are you quoting? Why can't I ask you?

Too many questions, anon.

>>13431070
Train otakus are pretty good

>>13427754
Raw chicken skin vagina.

>>13425870
>>13426361
She likes Tokiya so she's fine with me.

>>13426553
Why is that guy disgusted? I'd date her.

>>13437126
You say that now, but he's the one who has to deal with the stench.

>>13426645
The problem is that all stories you hear are just that: stories. There are many perspectives in play in every relationship, and the person telling the story often only has a limited viewpoint about that story. Unfortunately, a good amount of any board has people who think that they are correct simply because it's what they think.

People change over time, and not just women. Stability is important to people, and change scares them. But subtle change, especially consensus in relationships, can end up being helpful. Don't try to give up on relationships. Don't give the women all the control, but don't take it all for yourself. Your relationship is a union, and sometimes you have to deal with change and sometimes you don't. It's up to you to draw the line where you can no longer handle the change.
Don't forget to communicate. It's the most important part of relationships, and before you want to break off a relationship because it's too much, tell your partner first when it starts to get uncomfortable. And if your partner refuses to change, and it honestly bothers you, then break it off. Every relationship comes with bad parts, but if the good parts overshadow the bad parts, try to keep going.

>>13425733
W-what if I only knew one girl of this image?

>>13425870
She would be cute if she bathed.

>>13437126
I'm pretty sure he is disgusted to the homos in the manga/whatever.

Why don't fujoshi bathe?

How's Kanbaru a fujoshi?

>>13426715
Oh gosh...I practically lived on /r9k/ from 12-6-14 to 2-?-15. I haven't been there in a couple of months. Reading the same reinforcement of "women are bad news & here's why" rhetoric gets old once you are convinced by, and bored of it.

>>13426757
If you're still here, please explain the fantasy part. Is your fantasy land all mental? Do you act it out when you're alone like me, or just close your eyes & do it all in your head?

Also, nice idea on the Oculus Rift & dolls. I saw a vid on /g/ of some contraption - onahole w/ a robotic arm moving it up/down, vr helmet, & sex w/ 3d hentai girl simulation software etc. - shit was cash.

TL;DR: Do you act out your 'fantasy land' when alone, or do it all in your head? And nice idea w/ VR & dolls.

>>13431085
Who are you quoting? :^)

>>13437751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTiV26oyNSQ

Most fujos are stinky

>>13446167
i wanna make love to a juicy stinky fujo NEET pussy!
squish squish squish!

>>13446222
You probably haven't smelled any fujos but it is not a pleasant stinky smell that you smell off yourself. It's a "horrid get me out of here" smell that makes you want to cut your nose off.

how good-looking should I have to be to get a fujoshi gf?

>>13446414
They only like seeing attractive ikemen in their media consumption and have lost any sense of rational thought and their touch with reality so you need to be a minimum of 8/10 to be even looked at.

Alternatively, if you cosplay as their favorite ikemen your score rises by 2, so if you were a 6/10 and showed up in a cosplay there might be some fujoshi willing to settle for you.

>>13446443
Thank god I'm a /jp/sie

>>13446365
I can't think of a worse smell than a neglected vagina. It's literally on the same level as a rotting corpse.

>>13454123
what wild world do you live in where you've had the opportunity to smell both neglected vaginas and rotting corpses

>>13454133
You sure are purdy. Why you wearin all dem clothes? You should drink some of my wine. Relax a little. Stop talkin so much.

But seriously... well I've smelt rotting animal corpses. And I've only had one real relationship (also my first and last long-term or any term one) and while usually fine she had a couple 'off' times during the window in which I knew her.

I've also come across feces over a day old as well as rotting tomatoes. And rotting feces atop rotting tomatoes could also be used to describe a rank vagine.

It's so bad that it can drive you to 2D forever. Which isn't such a bad thing really.

>>13454171

>>13454641
Wherever you got that picture is probably swarming with people just as bad.

>>13454641
So someone is a 'normalfag' if they've ever had sex or a relationship... ever? How old are you?

Right, I'm a mentally ill hikiki-NEET normalfag on autismbux. I'm not a 'normalfag' I've just got a high IQ and some sort of narcissism and/or sociopathy so I can pull rabbits out of my ass. Yes, I got something normal but I did it in a sick and abnormal way. I've long since been back in exile, where I began. I'm staying here now to keep out of trouble.

It's why I appear normal and can be humorous like a 'normalfag' too. But the charm is shallow and quickly/easily breaks down. I always control myself on this board though as I care about this place. Plus this place has always been good to me.

You have no idea how simplistic your view of life is.

>>13454641
That's what a loser's conception of a stealth normal is? lol

>>13454676
Did she try to justify her rotting trench with feminism?

>>13454704
The first time she justified it with a yeast infection. The second time she justified it with IBS. Yech. So almost as bad as feminism.

>>13446365
Can confirm, I'm not sure how to politely tell a fujo friend that her pussy stank and she smells yeasty.

>>13454817
Just tell her dude. You can leverage the bullying to make her want a taste of your dick.

>>13454820
She's not interested in 3D men.

>>13454825
lol

just not your goofy beta ass