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Anonymous Tue May 5 17:21:35 2015 No.13436922 [Reply] [Original]

I am going to lend you this vampire. Please be responsible.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:23:51 2015 No.13436929 I'll put her in the bank for a few decades and let her turn into many vampires through compound interest!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:27:17 2015 No.13436953 File: 809 KB, 800x800, 1430520395014.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Don't worry. I'll take responsibility!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:47:04 2015 No.13437041 File: 295 KB, 679x679, 1322037946795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I didn't ask for it. don't blame me when it breaks,

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:49:00 2015 No.13437053 Neither a borrower nor a lender be No thanks

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 17:58:14 2015 No.13437082 >>13436929 I'll breed with this vampire to produce many vampires! And then I'll throw away these that don't have at least 4 IVs at 31!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:26:20 2015 No.13437212 File: 129 KB, 600x600, 5cbaf6f4df6720fd297aa6ab001c0047.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436922 Thanks dude!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:29:26 2015 No.13437221 >>13437082 You mean cute Dhampires... unless your a vampire as well

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:40:24 2015 No.13437278 >>13436922 Just tell me what she eats for dinner. I don't want to cook her something she'd end up disliking.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:45:06 2015 No.13437308 >>13437278 She's a vampire, what do you think she eats?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 18:47:21 2015 No.13437321 >>13437308 Spaghetti bolognese with meatballs and grated parmagiano sprinkled on top.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:11:56 2015 No.13437432 >>13437308 A diet of pure raw eggs!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:15:14 2015 No.13437440 >>13437308 Samenflüssigkeit!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:15:31 2015 No.13437441 I'm gonna commit a crime... Don't do this, man Is it illegal to fuck a vampire anyway? Not like they have rights. They aren't human.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:27:11 2015 No.13437500 Why the fuck do you want me to accept a bloodsucker?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:28:50 2015 No.13437506 >>13437441 Necrophilia?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:32:44 2015 No.13437523 >>13437441 Although Remila's been alive for over 400 years, I assume it's wrong to fuck her because she never went through puberty, and because you can't fit your penis in her without hurting her.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:44:52 2015 No.13437570 >>13437523 Is Remi a pedo for doing anon?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:49:12 2015 No.13437587 File: 83 KB, 461x599, undead yes unperson no.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437441 >Not like they have rights. They aren't human.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:52:35 2015 No.13437597 >>13437570 If you are a prepubescent child, then yes.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 19:58:18 2015 No.13437616 >>13437212 I came into the thread to post this, but someone already posted it.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 20:03:21 2015 No.13437638 >>13437616 Nobody cares.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue May 5 20:55:40 2015 No.13437841 File: 548 KB, 2732x1932, Guns.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437441 Very illegal.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 22:00:57 2015 No.13438141 >>13437523 Are you saying she might be a virgin, then? I want to be her first, even if it kills me!

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:26:54 2015 No.13438552 >>13437082 Rude, dude. I'll have all those mongrel baby Remis if you don't.

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:35:00 2015 No.13438583 File: 44 KB, 248x274, 1354226927065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13437841

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:39:48 2015 No.13438592 File: 461 KB, 1440x1617, 1429379271165.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is she potty trained?

>>	Anonymous Tue May 5 23:48:24 2015 No.13438630 >>13438592 Almost. She still has accidents if you give her juice after 7 o'clock.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 15:11:35 2015 No.13446556 >>13436922 Is this a ripe vampire? It doesn't look ripe.

>>	Anonymous Thu May 7 15:17:34 2015 No.13446591 >>13446556 Give her a firm squeeze to check.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 01:57:18 2015 No.13449276 >>13436922 This vampire fits perfectly into the snuggle position. Today's vampires are truly innovations, far better then my father's old vampire.

>>	Anonymous Fri May 8 02:19:55 2015 No.13449373 File: 32 KB, 1280x720, vlcsnap-2013-02-22-14h53m29s213.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436922 Oh don't you worry your little head off Anon. She's in...pfft..AHahAahAHahAha!! ...Good hands.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 00:02:57 2015 No.13453952 >>13437523 nope. Just remember to give remilia her LH and FSH hormons and within 3 year's she will be good to fuck. She will be of age and look of age.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 00:04:09 2015 No.13453960 >>13436922 I want to slay Remilia-sama!

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:34:34 2015 No.13454261 PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE REMIRIA-SAMA

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 01:58:19 2015 No.13454328 File: 77 KB, 209x193, chen-intensifies.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436922 unzips dick

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:20:39 2015 No.13454389 >>13454328 Might I join good sir

Anonymous Sat May 9 02:26:26 2015 No.13454398

>>13436922
While I hate to look a gift horse in the mouth, it appears that you have lent me a broken vampire. This one has a flat part where it should have two bulgy parts. Removing its hat makes it make this loud, scream-like sound. It even got into my cupboard and ate all the cake I was saving. While I am very appreciative of your lending me this vampire, it is rather irritating to have to tuck it into my bed every night, as it refuses to sleep elsewhere.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:27:25 2015 No.13454401 >>13454328 Get out of here, Bruno.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 02:50:20 2015 No.13454472 >>13453952 This, but vampires have similar endocrine system than mammals?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:25:27 2015 No.13454579 >>13436922 Please don't tell me what to do after giving me something I did not ask for.

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:46:07 2015 No.13454666 File: 30 KB, 300x492, anthony-hopkins-van-helsing.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436922 Unfortunately, you won't be getting her back

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:53:10 2015 No.13454684 >>13436922 Is it true that if I eat her I will gain her powers?

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 03:59:04 2015 No.13454699 >>13454684 of course

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 04:16:51 2015 No.13454738 Thanks dude. unzips responsibility

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 20:49:58 2015 No.13457709 File: 277 KB, 624x705, 8a1acad6b4226a054d2705083ad64f23.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436922

>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 21:35:43 2015 No.13457993 File: 710 KB, 858x711, 25562643714.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13436922 There aren't a lot of responsibles.

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>>	Anonymous Sat May 9 22:11:31 2015 No.13458196 File: 847 KB, 946x1336, 50285728_p2.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 09:30:48 2015 No.13461916 The Remy is for loving, not bullying.

>>	Anonymous Sun May 10 10:21:44 2015 No.13462128 >>13458196 Do NOT bully the lady!

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun May 10 14:06:58 2015 No.13463447
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Does someone have that image where sakuya wants to give Remi a bath, but she won't let her, so Sakuya showers her on the back and sexiness ensues?

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