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13402636 No.13402636 [Reply] [Original]

Suika is the ______ 2hu

>> No.13402655

How could I what? What did I do to upset Suika?

>> No.13402662

>>13402636
W-what did I do?

>> No.13402687

>>13402636
Most Alcoholic

>> No.13402716

Second best

>> No.13402780

Tsurupettan.

>> No.13402795

>>13402636
Still no scans.

>> No.13402827
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13402827

Very scary

>> No.13402868

>>13402655
You stole a kiss from an oni, so now the oni is going to steal your virginity.

>> No.13402871

Is marrying Suika a good idea?

>> No.13402888
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>>13402871
I would marry her

>> No.13402907

>>13402888
Got a sadpanda link?

>> No.13402909

>>13402871
>>13402888
Just don't make any youkai half-breeds or Reimu is gonna get annoyed.

>> No.13402927
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>>13402907
no, but search for 'Kyoujyun Outbreak'

>>13402909
when marrying such a cute oni, marrying is pretty much mandatory

>> No.13402972

>>13402909
I'm going to give Suika so many babies she won't ever need to wear clothes that arent maternity dresses.

>> No.13403263

>>13402972

fetal alcohol syndrome.bmp

>> No.13403290
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>>13402636
cute!

>> No.13403308

>>13402636
flattest

>> No.13403887
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>>13403308
Stop misusing spoiler tags.

>> No.13404101 [SPOILER] 
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>>13403887

>> No.13404621

so far these have all been acceptable posts

>> No.13404628

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eitRCKDU9Ic

>> No.13404649

>>13402636
pantswetting

>> No.13404663

>>13402636
watermelon

>> No.13404677
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13404677

Suika is the lewd 2hu

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=50002040

>> No.13405656

>>13403263
>impliying half onis not inherit her alcohol resistance

>> No.13405661

>>13402636
cutest drunk

>> No.13405690

>>13402888
Sauce? I haven't read this yet.

>> No.13405703

>>13404677
>futanari
dropped. and it has such a good premise too.

>> No.13405830
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>>13405703
You wouldn't play with cute little Suika's cute little dick?

>> No.13405855

>>13405830
Suika is a girl and doesn't have a dick

But I would like a cute little Suika to play with my dick. And shrink down and give me a dick hug.

>> No.13405881

>>13405830
How cute and little? I usually prefer hetero but cute tiny shota penises are the best. I wouldn't mind teasing a pathetically small Suika with limp dick from too much sake.

>> No.13405889

>>13405855
If she has a dick she can stick it in your urethra when she shrinks. How about it?

>> No.13405922

>>13405889
Id rather she put in a catheter, put the other end into me, and pee until my stomach sticks out.

>> No.13405925

>>13405889
>she
>has a dick
Girls DO NOT have dicks

>> No.13405968

>>13405925
Girls in Gensokyo do.

>> No.13405974

>>13405968
Being a dick doesn't give you one

>> No.13405991
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>>13402636
Suika is the inconvenient horns 2hu.

>> No.13406024
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>>13402636
Funny, I always considered OP's pic to be a follow up to this, even if it's not.

>> No.13406040
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>>13405991
Husbandos of onis beware, you're in for an...impalement.
Remind your oni waifus to wear socks or corks or something on the tips of their horns before bed.

>> No.13406047

>>13406040
And remember to chain them to the floor so they don't break all your bones when they unconsciously hug you.

>> No.13406057
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>>13406047
Actually, probably better to keep them chained at all times. You know, for safety.

>> No.13406069
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>>13405974
Don't bully the girls pls.

>> No.13406088
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I want a fatty Suika!

>> No.13406111
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>>13406069
You say that, but you post an image of Suika being bullied. I think we all know what you really want.

>> No.13406129
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>>13406111

>> No.13406172
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>>13406129
No denial, I see.

>> No.13406381

I love Suika!

>> No.13406448
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13406448

Someone translate all of this, please.

http://www.pixiv.net/search.php?s_mode=s_tag_full&word=終わらない節分

>> No.13406627

surprisingly the thread is still very much acceptable in its posts

>> No.13411262
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>>13406627
Is
"loli slut"
acceptable?

>> No.13411613
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>>13411262
Remind why /jp/ is a blue board again when no one here works.

>> No.13412448
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>>13402636
The correct superlative adjective is "dankest."

>> No.13412671

>>13412448
I thought that was supposed to make you feel good, not sad.

>> No.13412692 [DELETED] 
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>>13402636
Smuggle dakimakura everyday

>> No.13412836
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>>13402636
>Suika is the ______ 2hu
Suika is the best pet Touhou!

>> No.13413846

Pettan, pettan, tsurupettan!

>> No.13414124

Marrying Suika would be troublesome. She's much stronger than you so she would be in control in the bedroom, and she could shrink and sneak into your clothes to get you off at inappropriate times.

>> No.13414163
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>>13414124
I don't care!

I want to marry Suika!

>> No.13414181

>>13414163
Me too. Both of the things in >>13414124
make her more appealing to me, not less.

>> No.13414254

>>13414181
Back off.

>> No.13414319
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>>13406057
Holy shit dude!

>> No.13415109
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>>13414124
How do you get Suika interested in you without being stronger than her?

>> No.13417120
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>>13415109
Just be fun and have a good time, dude!

>> No.13417294

>>13415109
if suika is so strong, wouldnt the contraction of her vagina be strong enough to crush your penis into pieces ?!

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>>13417120
How do I be fun?

>> No.13417443 [DELETED] 

this thread was made worse by a specific post, sorry to say
try to recover all

>> No.13417447

>>13417443
which one?

>> No.13417490
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>> No.13417493 [DELETED] 

>>13417447
one of them is not like the other because it is an abomination

>> No.13417497
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>> No.13417574

>>13417493
Theres two bullying pictures.

>> No.13417826

>>13417497
>tits
No.

>> No.13417864 [DELETED] 

>>13417826
faggot

>> No.13417963

>>13417864
noooo

>> No.13418058
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>>13404677
Full version where?

>> No.13418115

>>13418058
I would like to know the same thing for your picture.

>> No.13418122

>>13418058
You don't even need to be able to read japanese to recognize this is a Reitaisai release.

>> No.13418206 [DELETED] 

>>13418122
He's obviously retarded so I don't know why you expect anything of him.

>> No.13418537
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>>13405991
The horns have their uses.

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>>13418537
That's true.

>> No.13418585 [DELETED] 

thread was just made even worse
unfortunate

>> No.13418613

>>13402636
Who is the artist for this?

>> No.13418644 [DELETED] 

Can you use Suika's horns as a bottle opener?

>> No.13418657

>>13418644
You might have to carve a bottle opener into it.

>> No.13419686

>>13418613
The artist who made like 20+ high quality Suika doujinshi, none of which got scanned.

>> No.13420247
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>>13406040
Horn socks sound adorable.

>> No.13420267

>>13414124
I'd rather she grow huge instead and put me in her panties.

>> No.13420283

>>13420267
The problem with that is, if Suika gets angry with you, puts you in there, and then shrinks back down, you're kinda, well. Squish.

>> No.13420290

>>13420283
Maybe you just shrink with her, and she keeps you there.

>> No.13420393

I want Suika to ride around in my shirt pocket.

>> No.13420455

>>13402636
You're all fucking weaboos

>> No.13420478

>>13420455
ha look at this weeb. WEEB!

>> No.13420883

https://e621.net/post/show/254083/2012-abdominal_bulge-ahegao-alcohol-all_the_way_th

>> No.13420996

I want to grab Suika by her horns, lift her up and plant a deep, passionate kiss on her lips... before putting her down and leaving without another word while she stands there, stunned, trying to figure out what the hell just happened.

>> No.13421905
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13421905

>people talking lewd things about mai waifu

>> No.13421914

>>13421905
Qui estis quoting?

>> No.13421919
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>>13421914
Everyone speaking lewd things of mai waifu in this thread, silly anon.

Do it too please.

>> No.13428067

>>13405656

Fair enough.

>> No.13428077

>>13421919
Suika is a pure girl you bastard

>> No.13428099

>>13428077
Suika is a drunken slut.

>> No.13428723

>>13428099
Ye shes a drunken slut, but shes my drunken slut.

>> No.13428847
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>>13428723
Yours and everyone else's.

>> No.13433212

>>13402636

ESPN.

>> No.13433261

>>13402636
sports

>> No.13434118
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>>13433212
>>13433261
Does this mean she wears spats?

Though sweatpants could be nice too I guess.

>> No.13434308

>>13411613
I'm at work right now.

>> No.13434335

>>13434118
Spats are great for thigh sex so this is approved!

>> No.13434356
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>> No.13434412 [DELETED] 

doing good for a while but now suddenly, worse thread
oh well

>> No.13434490
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>>13402636
Suika is the Normalfag 2hu

>> No.13434516

>>13434118
Im REALLY trying to not fap here. Can you please stop?

>> No.13434546

>>13434516
Just imagine her farting really loudly.

>> No.13434584

>>13434546
...thanks I guess.

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>>13434584
No problem.

>> No.13434612
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>>13434516
Here, have this disgusting, big breasted Suika.
I'm sure it'll help you with your fapping problem.

>> No.13434625 [DELETED] 

>>13434612
much better 2 look at den dat other middle earth goblin lookin lil shit jesus christ what a crock o shite

>> No.13434640
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>>13434625
Are you okay?

>> No.13435885

>>13434640
He's apparently British, so no. I'm afraid it's terminal.

>> No.13435903

>>13434612
pettanko > sandbags

>> No.13435916

How do I get Suika to marry me?

>> No.13435945

ESPN

>> No.13435947

>>13419686
Enjoy Mix? I have a bunch of his stuff. Which I will eventually scan.

>> No.13435955

>>13435947
Put 'em on sadpanda please~

>> No.13436005

>>13402636
Horny

>> No.13436154

>>13436005
HAHAHA I GET IT BECAUSE SHE HAS HORNS BUT IS ALSO SEXUALLY AROUSED FOR SOME NON-SPECIFIC REASON

>> No.13436223

>>13436005
No that's Kasen.

>> No.13436390

>>13435947
You've been saying that since December last year.

>> No.13436939

>>13435916
Threaten her with beans.

>> No.13437826

>>13402888
>OC self-inserts
boner killer

>> No.13438199

>>13437826
Who are you quoting?

Anyway, it's better than a guy who always has his face in shadow. That just looks stupid.

>> No.13438932
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13438932

Can't be fired due to union rules

>> No.13439003

>>13411613
To keep the autism mostly non-pornographic

>> No.13439012

>>13414124
Just make her the husband, problem solved.

>> No.13439019

>>13418122
I read the entire page and didn't realize it was a Reitaisai release.

>> No.13442160
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I hope we get some good lewd doujinshi coming up.

>> No.13442309

>>13436390
Yes. Yes, I have.

>> No.13443749

Pantyhose are love

>> No.13443761

>>13434546

But that's my fetish.

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>>13443761
I knew someone was going to say that.

>> No.13444228

>>13443893
I want to put my penis inside of her

>> No.13444238

>>13443893
I want to put my nose inside her.

>> No.13444248

>>13444238
I want to put my knee inside her.

>> No.13444271

>>13443893
I want to put my tummy inside her

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>>13444228
>>13444238
>>13444248
>>13444271
Well whatever you do make sure she's drunk enough for it first.

>> No.13444403

cute

https://youtu.be/4QvutXZh4Hs

>> No.13444522

>tfw really like Suika.
>tfw lewds of her are completely illegal in the UK.

She's old enough, she just had her breasts amputated in an unfortunate drinking accident.

Ah well, pictures of her with boobs do exist. I just use those.

>> No.13444567

>>13444522
>pictures of her with boobs do exist
Those aren't Suika.

>> No.13444578

>>13444567

Legally, it's the closest I can get.

>> No.13444582

>>13438932
You will never own a studio run almost entirely by touhous in a poorly done yet wacky way.

>> No.13444691
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You win a simple bet with Suika and as a result you can make her do anything you want for 24 hours with two exceptions. One, it can't involve an unconsenting third party (ex can't make her kill someone) and two, any agreements or promises, whether written or verbal, are no longer valid once the time period is up (ex can't make her promise to keep on being your slave).

What do you do?

>> No.13444749

>>13444691
tell her to hide under a rock so i can enjoy not looking at the slut for a day

>> No.13444799

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc

>> No.13444817

>>13444691
Request that we slav it up together.

>> No.13445217

>>13443761
Is it possible to have a fetish for facesitting and butt sniffing while hating scat and passing wind? I love the former but hate the latter.

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>>13445217
It's the exact same with me, actually.

>> No.13445235

>>13445217
Those are all my fetishes but poop and farts make me the hardest.

>> No.13445265

>>13442160
Is this real or another late-coming April's Fool?

>> No.13445277

>>13402636
Japanese Goblin

>> No.13445278

>>13445265
It's real.
But those are just all the illustrations he made in printed form, not a doujinshi.

>> No.13445279

>>13445278
Nothing to see here. Maybe one or two originals he'll release only in printed form.

>> No.13445284

>>13402636
most forgettable

>> No.13447220

>>13444691
Make her stop drinking for 24 hours.

>> No.13447608

>>13444522
>tfw lewds of her are completely illegal in the UK.

Enjoy your Orwellian dystopia.

>>13444691
I request to polish her horns.

>> No.13447608,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608
good choice

>> No.13447608,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>13404101
This FUCKER stole my image.....

>> No.13447608,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X1-uqDYa7w

>> No.13447608,4 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,3
Uhhh?????????????

>> No.13447608,5 [INTERNAL] 

>tfw these millennials are still impersonating me in 2015

Whatever.

Just don't touch me.

>> No.13447608,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,5
you are a millennial, t-cuck

>> No.13447608,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,6
Only in the literal sense.

>> No.13447608,8 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,5
this is one of the most pathetic posts ive seen in weeks good job

>> No.13447608,9 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,8
Who said you could reply to me?

>> No.13447608,10 [INTERNAL] 

>>13447608,8
>it thinks it can troll me with some 13-year-old /b/tard tier stuff

Look behind you.

>>13447608,9
What the fuck are you doing?

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