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good morning!

>> No.13334561

Hello

>> No.13334562

>>13334551
Hey Yukari, do you want to hear a joke about paper?

Its tearable

>> No.13334566
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GOOD MORNING

>> No.13334573

mom?

>> No.13334574

>>13334551
>good morning!
whats good about it?

>> No.13334594

>>13334574
a cute 17 year old girl is in bed with you

>> No.13334640

Please stick to one thread, Yukari-sama!

>> No.13334641

>>13334594
i would prefer she leaves me alone, i like my privacy

>> No.13334656

Go away, old hag

>> No.13334678

>>13334656
She's not an old hag! Don't be so mean!

>> No.13334697

>>13334656
No bully

>> No.13335003
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Yukari would be the best motivation for waking up each morning.

>> No.13335300

>>13334551
When the hell did you get in my room, lady?

>> No.13335420

>>13334551
Y-Yukari-sama... I'm feeling strange down here... c-could you please help me?

>> No.13336009

>>13335420
Fuck off back to pooshlmer.

>> No.13336173

>>13335003
She'd probably stay half asleep for a while and cuddle up onto you leaving you stuck for a while.

>> No.13336212

>>13336173
I'm going to need two injections of insulin for this!

>> No.13336217

>>13336212
Is it because shes so sweet?

>> No.13336237

Get out of my bed kono baaa____baaa.

>> No.13336262

>>13336217
Yes! Yes it is!

>> No.13336271

>>13335003
I want to hug the yukari!

>> No.13336291

>>13334551
THE WHORE OF BABYLON HERSELF! THE SCARLET HARLOT! THE QUEEN OF ALL FORNICATORS! THE GREAT DECEIVER!

SHE WOULD FART ON US AND HAVE US BELIEVE IT WAS PERFUME! PISS ON US AND TELL US IT WAS NECTAR! SHIT ON US AND TELL US IT WAS SALAMI!
HER GOLDEN THRONE IS A BLOCKED TOILET!

BUTTERMILK MAID! YOU HAVE THE HIDE OF THE DEVIL! AND WHY NOT? CONSIDERING WHAT YOU USE IT FOR!

FRICTION BURNS ON A DAILY BASIS! YOUR LEATHERY ARSE WOULD GRIND A DICK DOWN TO A PENCIL!

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nice hat...

>> No.13336384

>>13336291
Please sir, do not speak ill of Lady Yukari!

>> No.13336782

You're not Ran-sama. You're not Ran-sama at all.

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>>13336782

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>>13336334
Thanks, nice car!

>> No.13338909

>>13338619
Poor Ran needs an alphes portrait!

>> No.13339496

>>13338600
Oh my god, I want to cuddle that fluffy Ran!

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>>13338909

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>>13336291
>THE WHORE OF BABYLON HERSELF!

>And the woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet colour, and decked with gold and precious stones and pearls, having a golden cup in her hand full of abominations and filthiness of her fornication 17:4

>> No.13340181

>>13339650
holy fuck!, Really ZUN, really?

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>>13340181
It's true. Every blonde character that wears purple is a reference.

>> No.13340259

>>13340181
I was drunk, okay? Give me a fucking break, man.

>> No.13340479

>>13340247
but Yukari fits that role so well.
even the part of abominations and filthiness

>>13340259
Shut up and go back to work, We need more good 2hus and less mamizou.

>> No.13340537

>>13340479
Raising a child is a full time job.

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