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Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:06:38 2015 No.13243954 [Reply] [Original]

Which Touhou would you kidnap?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:09:15 2015 No.13243965 That's one of those pictures that just never gets old. Kidnap for what purpose?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:36:34 2015 No.13244048 File: 819 KB, 926x1442, 1417918157267.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Kasen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:46:33 2015 No.13244074 File: 2.25 MB, 2047x1447, 37593109_big_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Aya, without hesitation.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:48:05 2015 No.13244078 Which ones would actually get a ransom paid? The only ones I can think of are the Buddhist underlings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:50:02 2015 No.13244084 >>13244078 Sanae, Sakuya.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 00:51:30 2015 No.13244088 File: 120 KB, 1000x1200, 4ae18b157e4ff47dd64bf7e268711eec.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Marisa. Then I'd have sex with Alice in front of her.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 01:00:59 2015 No.13244109 >>13244088 >implying Alice wasn't the one kidnapping Marisa

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 02:43:57 2015 No.13244425 >>13243965 it's just a harmless prank.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 02:46:37 2015 No.13244433 >>13243954 Reisen of course!!!! Rabbits are meant to be eaten!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 02:49:47 2015 No.13244440 >>13244109 Who are ye quoting?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 02:56:09 2015 No.13244460 >>13244109 who are you quoting, /a/pe?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 02:57:16 2015 No.13244465 File: 276 KB, 704x773, 7000459.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 03:47:11 2015 No.13244616 File: 78 KB, 224x222, le meme.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13243954 fuck you nigger

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 03:49:26 2015 No.13244628 File: 549 KB, 723x832, 87789.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13244078 Remi!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 04:18:48 2015 No.13244707 Alice, make her into my fuckdoll and pass her around.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 07:52:04 2015 No.13245113 Like any of you could kidnap a touhou. Even the human ones like Marisa would kick your ass.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 08:00:01 2015 No.13245126 >>13245113 yeah, I doubt I can do it. I wouldn't try though.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 08:26:58 2015 No.13245174 File: 151 KB, 708x1000, 1427632018454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245113 Luckily, I'm more than fine with Kosuzu.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 08:31:55 2015 No.13245181 File: 1.40 MB, 1272x1200, 1407789686046.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Yuugi or Suika Because kidnapping is how Onis show affection

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 08:33:38 2015 No.13245187 >>13244707 Can i use her next?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 09:03:42 2015 No.13245229 File: 1.60 MB, 480x360, Touhou1.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13244707 I want to dollfuck Alice's fuckdolls

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 09:10:49 2015 No.13245245 >>13245181 That artist sure draws a manly Yuugi

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 09:15:42 2015 No.13245254 >>13245245 Yuugi's a pretty manly dude.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 09:39:29 2015 No.13245304 File: 157 KB, 544x880, 66a73a3e522f76b45c5f2fe3dedb32c6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Starve and abuse Hatate!

Anonymous Sun Mar 29 09:56:31 2015 No.13245351
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>>13245181
Considering she could probably kill me with the flick of her little finger, I'd somehow get Suika totally wasted first to make such a kidnapping a little more easier.

Prop her up in a corner and... PRESTO! She'd be a cute little coat stand.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 11:59:44 2015 No.13245697 File: 626 KB, 1480x800, Konachan.com - 150470 blue_eyes blush bondage braids chinese_dress teoshiguruma touhou white_hair yagokoro_eirin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] For Science!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 12:21:56 2015 No.13245742 >>13245304 Oh fuck that's just depressing

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 12:23:02 2015 No.13245744 >>13245351 >I'd somehow get Suika totally wasted first That's like trying to flood the ocean.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 12:39:16 2015 No.13245785 >>13245697 For a moment I thought this was Eirin tied up with her own braid. This needs to happen.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 16:40:38 2015 No.13246514 File: 604 KB, 1290x1340, 42175995.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13245351 But how would you get her to stand still?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 16:48:29 2015 No.13246529 >>13245351 The last time someone got Suika drunk, that someone drank her pee through a straw. I'm sure you've seen the webm.

Anonymous Sun Mar 29 17:24:01 2015 No.13246679
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>>13246514
Good question. Maybe super glue her blouse to the wall and just have her passed out drunk so she won't wiggle around too much... Wouldn't want my coats shaken off on the floor. That would defeat the purpose of my kidnapping.

>>13246529
Missed it by a mile.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 17:39:12 2015 No.13246731 >>13245351 What's the point of kidnapping Suika anyway? I'm sure if you just ask her if she wants to drink with you at your place, she'd come along.

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 17:42:46 2015 No.13246744 >>13246514 4mg xanax

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 21:38:48 2015 No.13247472 File: 483 KB, 640x960, Suika1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13246731 Yes, but did you ever imagine kidnapping her to be your cutest coat stand ever? Surely you must have. I mean... hasn't everyone?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 22:55:03 2015 No.13247680 File: 963 KB, 1000x1063, 1423121015695.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Step 1: Abduct Momiji. Step 2: ??? Step 3: Stockholm syndrome! The perfect plan. Now, which is the nearest road to Gensokyo?

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 23:03:48 2015 No.13247705 >>13247680 Pretty sure your ass will get murdered the instant there is a chance. Wolf tengu are mean

>>	Anonymous Sun Mar 29 23:08:24 2015 No.13247717 File: 260 KB, 709x1001, 48978260_p5.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13247472 No, but I have imagined her being my dakimakura. Just requires liquor to function.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 02:28:38 2015 No.13248381 >>13245351 >She'd be a cute little coat stand. >>13246514 Post more pictures of this kind of shenanigan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 02:43:31 2015 No.13248420 File: 251 KB, 540x751, 40511144_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You don't even need to take the whole thing. There's plenty of suika to go around.

>>	Anonymous Mon Mar 30 03:10:40 2015 No.13248465 File: 589 KB, 850x1400, 42076324.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13248381 This is the only other image I know of that has clothes hanging off her horns.

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 00:11:13 2015 No.13252478 I like Patchouli the most but she seems smart enough to recognize Stockholm syndrome, so I guess I would kidnap and rape Cirno until she agrees to marry me and have my children

>>	Anonymous Tue Mar 31 00:23:56 2015 No.13252523 >>13252478 She's weak, so if you disable her magic you could just enslave her.

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