/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Show me some sick moves!

>>13091654

MONONOBE NO FUTO

>no futa

>>13091751
FUTO IS SO COOL

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm23877928

MONONOBE NO FUTO

>>13091779
MONONOBE NO FUTON

>>13091779

wwww

>>13091779
RADICAL

>>13091672

>>13091832
oh god yes

Is this the "post touhou sprites in conjunction with random objects" thread?

>>13091850

This is the Mononobe no Futo thread that has a large quantity of sprites in conjunction with random objects thread.

>>13091850
This is the MONONOBE NO FUTO thread

futo-chan is the raddest

>>13091881

>>13091850
dork thread

Back when TD came out I thought Futo was one the dumbest-looking 2hus. Now I think she's one of the cutest.

If only we had more 2hus with silver hair.

>>13091491
Is Futo a futa? Is that why she has such a tall hat? Does she practice safe sex?

>>13092360
Futo is dorky cute.

>>13092429
Exposing all that skin

What a shameful display
someone reprimand her

>>13092429
Nail polish and black hair?

This is NOT the Futo I know. Why are you posting this imposter in the Futo thread?

>>13092492
What are you saying? It is dark silver hairs.

leave your virginity to me

>>13092515
お任せ

>>13091672
This is so fucking dumb but I love it. The Moon Cleft, goddamn.

>>13092505
Futo's hair always looked light silver to me, sometimes with violet highlights like in your picture.

But anyway she doesn't strike me as the kind of girl to paint her nails.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enRp4h3nQs0

Futo has a big, fat cock.

>>13091672
>>13091672
This should be framed and hung in the Louvre. Loved the cleft.

>>13092952
I wish webm's could be framed

Boo. Taoists were the most boring characters in Touhou.

>>13093469
REMOVE BODDHIST IDOL
Thou art worst, Boddhist. Thou art doltish, Boddhist; thou are noisome, Boddhist! Return to India. To our Indian cousins, ye mayst come of our country; ye mayst live in Osaka!! Corea, we shall ne’er forgive thee. Hijiri, thou rascal! Zounds, but: I rebuke thee! Burning Boddhists stink of incense, egads, egads! Mine happy resurrection in Gensokyou was e'er the best day of my life.

Smell thee a whiff of burning Boddhist. TOJIKO, WE SHALL SEIZE THEE!! Forget ye not the battle of Shigisan! Paekche, we burned thy idol! Boddhisatvas, return to your precious India... burning Boddhists and idols reek so bad; verily, I can smell it! REMOVE BODDHIST IDOLS FROM YAMATO. Thou shalt get caught. The Nakatomi, the Mononobe, Crown Prince Shotoku, and the ten thousand Kami shall kill all Boddhists... and thou shalt not resurrect. The Crown Prince liveth with Taoism, the Crown Prince crafteth musical albums of Taoist teachings. Hark, the fast wrapping Taoist music of the Crown Prince!

We are rich and have gilded albums now because of the Crown Prince... thou art poor, pungent Boddhist... thou livest in a boat, aha, thou livest with Youkai! Taoism yet liveth and is the strongest faith in Gensokyou... rebuff the wicked vegetarian... rebuff the traitorous Tojiko, I switched the urn of thy remaining heir! The Crown Prince liveth and beareth mighty taoist Danmaku, and shall exterminate all the Boddhist youkai with wrapping-music Magic, and Taoism shall rule! Buffoon of Corea king Seong of Paekche hoodwinked Emperor Kinmei and kindled a cult; this cult grew and Boddhism took root. O faddish heresy of Corea, give thee back our land! We shall burn thee like the idols of thy avatars. Taoism remaineth greatest faith!

Futo needs more art of her being radical

>>13093487
Nope. Taoists suck. Only took 2 words to express what it took you 3 paragraphs to do so I'll give them that at least..

>>13093598
Disgusting buddhist get ye gone

>>13093598
10/10 you totally convinced me with your sound argument here.

>>13092558
>But anyway she doesn't strike me as the kind of girl to paint her nails.

This is her real swimsuit figure.

>>13093913

MONONOBE NO FUTO

>>13094222
MONONOBE NO FUTO

Futo's sexy stomach!

>>13094252

>>13092558
I thought I told you to get lost already. Women and men have been painting their nails since ancient times. It's meant to both strengthen and protect the nail, something all upper caste dealt with. Coloring for fashion purposes didn't happen until much later. Hell, in Japan, geisha painted their fucking teeth black. You should be arguing about that more than nails. The main point is, if you don't like painted nails, you are a peasant.

>>13091832
i told you about skates, sis

>>13093598
>cant deliver a good banter
>n-no you guize suckk!!!

>>13094528
As expected of the evil buddhists

Taoists rule!

SO HERE I AM

>>13094231
TOUSHINO KYOUKO

>>13095430
> Taoists fail!
Fix'd.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm21509612

>>13095790
outta my way buddhist fucking shit

>>13095876
Now now, don't be like that. It's perfectly okay for you to prefer an inferior group of characters to an objectively superior one. After all, all walks of life and all that, y'know? Buddhists understand this stuff and accept it - true, you're that much further away from attaining enlightenment but in the end giving your affection to the wrong people is a learning experience, and that's what allows you to progress on the path of enlightenment after all!

Yes, my brother, do not be butthurt for your support of inferior characters will only lead to your bettering in the end. Some may argue that just as good cannot exist without evil, enlightenment cannot exist without taoism to counter-balance it. You have embarked on a powerful spiritual journey indeed, and my only wish is that you will learn the lessons that need to be learned from this experience. Some emerge from alcoholism changed for the better, but alas some are unable to leave the dark pit of despair they've carved out for themselves and succumb to their inner demons in the end - your support of taoism is no different.

Be at peace. Yours is a good path. Attaining enlightenment is not a race and we must all support one-another's efforts in this regard. That is why I wish you the best of luck with your love of thoroughly unlikable and inferior characters, and hold deep in my heart the desire to see you learn something positive from this experience. Remember - regardless of how you feel, you are in the midst of this experience and your perception is skewed. You will, in time, find a way to liberate yourself from this demonstrably false delusion that taoists are superior to buddhists.

I will pray for you.

(Also, Byakuren's cleavage > Miko's cleavage so suck it, taoist scum!)

>>13095995
apply yourself
>>13093487

>>13091491
morelike
>LEAVE /jp/
taoist scum

>>13095872
So radical!

>>13095872
burn those buddhist temples!

>>13095872
Is Shou being such a useless fuck-up canon?

>>13096187
I think it's just fandom

>>13095995
Miko's legs > Byakushit legs

Futo is cool

>>13096289
Futo has a cute butt. I want to see more of this butt.

>>13098305
Do what you want with it.

>>13094456
And therefore likig nailpolish makes you an elitist, scumsucking faggot that thinks taste is a matter of class and thinks of himself as a noble while he actually is just a stupid fucking normie that probably likes jewelry as well.

>>13098419
I know you're not him, but you still won't win.
>elitist
Translation: having standards.
>taste is a matter of class
Do you ever go outside? Everyone knows this. They just use different words. I could have just said that in my last post but that would have had fuck all usefulness.
>rest of your post
All you are saying is "I am a sad person who finds no joy in life, and therefore finds no reason to glorify any parts of it." Do you now see why stupid responses like "taste is a matter of class" and "different strokes for different folks" are worthless? They don't get to the bottom of anything, unless you're stupid. Which is why they're stupid.

Nothing personnel, kid.

>>13098495
Nope, taste is not a matter of class and nobody knows it. Liking whatever the fuck society tells you to just because is called not having a mind of your own. You just do what you're told and don't question it.
You don't like it, you just let yourself be tricked into thinking that.

That aside, I do glorify a certain aspect of life. Aesthetics. Nail polish isn't a part of that.

>>13098521
Now it's personal.
You are a stupid (your simple [read: zero] understanding of the word aesthetics shows this) child (your mockery of the very notion of class shows this) who was bullied (your serious usage of "normies" shows this) and hates all things adult (your constant shitposting and anger towards nails and society shows this). It's cruel of me to tell you to stop posting because that's all you have. The least you can do is put on a name so you can be filtered.

>>13098305

>>13091491
Are those socks or shoes?

>>13096187

She lost her pagoda once.

2hu fandom, being completely incapable of comprehending anything but absolutes, turned her into a useless moeblob in return.

>>13098305

>>13099089
>>13099214
Thanks mate.

Be gentle it's Futo's first time.

>>13099588
Don't lewd the Futo

>>13099601

>>13099635
No lewding the Futo!

>>13099601
Oh noes! Futo hurts her back! Quickly, give her a massage!

>>13099640
I wish numoot would just give up on the colored board concept and bring back the text boards.

leave buddhist shitters to me

Futo is so cool!

How do I become cool like Futo?

How many Buddhist temples must I burn?

>>13101908
Just one. But to be really cool, you must avoid retaliation. That means not getting caught by the sadistic Byakuren.

>>13099686
People used the text boards?

Futo knows that she is a spirit and not an animal!

>>13101924
Futo is a plate

>>13098521
>You don't like it, you just let yourself be tricked into thinking that.

This can be said about anything, it carries no weight

Would you buy a Futo?

>>13101973
>marrry Futo
>get 4 stepsisters

Okay! It's leave to me!

>>13091491
Where's your eyepatch?

When Futo wants something then she goes and gets it! She doesn't give up!

Futo has dreams! She will be remembered as someone who fights her way through all the things that she goes through! She doesn't give up on her goals or her dreams! She wakes up early, she stays up late, and she always will do what she has to do to get where she wants to go!

Futo takes personal responsibility! She has faith and believes in herself! She believes in her abilities unquestionably! Futo doesn't avoid the difficulties in life! She runs straight through them!

>>13102435
Too bad there are more youkai than human in Gensokyo.

>>13102404
what

>>13102492
Chuuni joke.

>>13102496
I don't know what that is, I don't follow the memes

>>13102492
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/leave-x-to-me

>>13102443
That's why Futo will beat them every single time! They might seem stronger than Futo and they might have more powers than Futo, but they're mentally soft! They don't know what it feels like to work hard and struggle! Futo will beat them every single day because she will never give up!

Futo is hungry and they don't know what it feels like to be hungry! Futo fights back! People told Futo that she should give up because she won't achieve what she set out to do, but Futo does the things that others doubted! She puts 100% in! Futo knows that she will get knocked down, but she won't get knocked out! Futo has guts! She digs down deep and gets back up again and again and again until she wins!

The power to keep fighting in spite of everything! The power to endure! The hunger that gives you the ability to face defeat again and again without giving up! That's the human spirit! Nothing is as powerful as the human spirit! It's hard to kill the human spirit! Futo is unstoppable because she lives her life with passion and with drive! Most humans go through their life with their breaks on and holding back, but Futo decided that she will push herself every day!

Futo is radical!

>>13102551
that she is

Hi Futo-chan!

>>13091672
Rad!

>>13106136
Rad as fuck

Futo is best religionhu

>>13094456
>something all upper caste dealt with
In all places, ALL of the time, right?

Yeah, no, my ancestors weren't queer.

Futo is the cutest Taoist

>>13102008
>2 of them are dead

>>13108281
Literally all of them are dead, except possibly Seiga. Miko and Futo are for all intents and purposes liches.

>>13108287
I'm sorry to do this buddy, but Miko and Futo are far from lichs. They're close, but instead of controlling their original bodies just with their soul locked away in a phylactery their body is the phylactery. Huge difference, not mention what they're based up/powers.

I want to fug Tojiko and Futo.

>>13108673
You can't fug a ghost!

>>13101973
I wonder if Futo got married what dorky things would she subject her husband to? Crusading against e random youkai, Buddhist, and Tojiko with no time for relaxation?

>>13110262
Burning more Buddhist temples

>>13108682
Who's gonna stop me

>>13110863
>not removing their shoes when lying on a sofa
Disgusting waifu 0/10 would not marry

>>13110896
what if those are socks

>>13110908
Then 10/10 would marry and have five beautiful children together.

>>13110863
Futohighs

>>13111165

Are you ready to sacrifice your health and unmolested body to allow Futo to escape while Byakuren beats you with a nailed baseball bat?

So, what exactly is Futo? Just a normal woman who faked her death, or did she had magical powers before becoming the Futo we know?

>>13111440
A lich

>>13111504
No, a lich has a phylactery that must be kept intact. You can break a shikaisen's tool without hurting it.

Through apparently, the quality of the tool used will influence the shikaisen's new body.
I must try to fake my death with a E.T. cartridge to see how it turns out.

>>13111512
Why would you do such a thing

>>13111595
Because they digged from the New Mexico desert, and they're still intact.
That shit's solid as fuck, man. And nobody would try to rob my grave.

>>13111512
If a lichs phylactery is barely cracked will it die?

>>13111791
Don't you need to bless the phylactery and then kill the lich?

>>13111791
It would be extremely painful

>>13111402

Is Futo an arsonist?

>>13111816
yes

Is Spock in Gensokyo now?

>>13111816
Yes. A very cute arsonist.

>>13111866
The cutest arsonist

>>13111896
I want to spoil her.

>>13111940

>>13112039
I want to spoil her. Not to be spoiled by her.

>>13112045
Why not both?

>>13112047
Because Futo can't spoil.

>>13112050
Futo is an old and responsible lady!

Of course she can spoil!

>>13112058
How would Futo spoil someone? Give details. Lots of them.
And wouldn't she be hurt when you die?
Would Miko approve?

There's a lack of cute Futo pictures. I'm already all out.

>>13112092
She would spoil you by letting you come on buddhist temple burnings

I want to read a cutefic about Futo.

>>13112092
Futo would spoil you by:
Reciting sutra's with you in the morning.
Taking you on her wacky adventures, eating lunch, explaining to her your world, or taking naps together.
And at night cuddling close under the futon, holding hands. plus sometimes you might be holding hands while having sex where you whisper sweat nothing to her ears, and in the morning have her accidentally talk about the lovey soviet things you said to to Miko, Seiga, Tojiko, and other hermits.

>>13112177
>soviet things

>>13112177
What soviet things

>>13112177
What do you mean by soviet things?

>>13112207
>>13112245
>>13112265
Typo meant dovey.

>>13112177

>>13112177
>soviet things
Futo a communist.

>>13112426
I want to do communist things with Futo

>>13112177
"I love you, Comrade Futo!"

>>13112441
You want to torture and brainwash Futo?

>>13112452
No I want to torture and brainwash the buddhists together with Futo

>>13112457
You. I like you. You will disappear last.

>>13112465

>>13112474
>that ponytail
Damn.

>>13112474
I wonder if Futo let's her hair down during sex.

>>13112509
Can't find any pics of her with her hair down.

I have this, though.

>>13112547
Disgusting -1/10 and downvoted.

>>13112603

>>13112547
>master1200
You might want to go back and save that again.

>all this tension between the Taoists and the Buddhists
Hopefully they'll destroy each other, that way the faith can go back to the gods, like it's supposed to be

>buddhistfags still exist

seriously? it's 2015

>>13112907
fuck off slut

>>13112921
The year of goats is the year of buddhists I suppose

>>13112907
>gods
I'm pretty sure there's only one, and if they send a follower into Gensokyo they will use said follower to curb stomp Reimu and Kanakp.

Post more Futo.

>>13112907
Shitna, stop trying to derail threads.

I return from the gym to post more Futo!

>>13112245
>>13112265

I want to suck Futo's tits

>>13113431
She has to have tits in the first place to do that though

>>13113513
Futo is a girl!

>>13091491
Is she going to service us all with her onahat?

>>13113565
Thank you Captain Obvious.
But just so you know, there are flat girls too.

>>13113601
Flat tits are still tits!
Superior tits, too. Better color, better shape, better sensitivity, and no drawbacks.

>>13113606
Plus you're closer to her heart when you hug the cute Futo.

How can I get my own Futo?

>>13113639

>>13113639
1) Go to Gensokyo
2) Wonder into spots where Youkai and Futo meet.
3) Have, Futo rescue you.
4) Praise her, and ask her to show you the ropes how to become powerful like her.
5) Become a hermit.
6) Spend time with Futo for like a year, and admit feelings.
7) Have her accept or reject you.
8) ???

>>13110863
Whoa all that cake is going straight into her thighs.

>>13113951
And it's all for that one guy she finds in Gensokyo to please with.

>>13114035
Poor Futo got her legs amputated by evil buddhists

>>13114064
She has some very, er, 'nice' thighs.

>>13114042

>>13114042

Best.

>>13114347
>voiced by Arai Satomi

>>13114347
this was so cute

I wonder is Futo the dominant type in bed or submissive? And how would she treat her children if she could have any?

>>13114528
I have trouble seeing her as dominant, so submissive I think.

>>13114347
Cuteness +10
Hugability +24

>>13112058
How's the progress on that doujin, is he still continuing it?

>>13112907
I am unironically a Jodo Shinshu Zen Buddhist of the Hongwanji Temple irl.
Taoism Suuuuucks

>>13114528
Submissive, but confident, unafraid of suggesting the proper position, pace or technique (of which, as a Taoist, she has learnt many).

>>13114528
Probably accidentally dominant, showing off her knowledge of sex while explaining how you should breathe to avoid running out of breath during the climax.

>>13117284
But asphyxiation is the best part.
Try holding your breath just before you jizz the next time you fap and don't stop until you finish.

>>13117328
Sometimes I think about getting my balls chopped so I don't want to fap anymore.

>>13117284
Dominant Futo knows what you are thinking, and you know what she's thinking.

>>13117345
She looks so warm. I want to hug her, drag her under the blanket, and snuggle her until I fall asleep.

raping futo with the crown prince!

>>13117360
>>13117227
>>13114673
Submissive.

>>13117387

>>13117410
Cute panties. The picture is more interesting than the post.

Futo has legs!

>>13118112
Yes Anon. She has legs. Like most people.

>>13118154
Tojiko doesn't have legs

>>13118154
What about Mima?

>>13118164
She has legs in Mystic Square.

>>13118112
Those are tubes. Look at how it's rendered.
She's a machine.

Futomaki!

Taoists, Buddhists, if its not Shinto what does it matter?

>>13117207
Isn't shitposting bad for your Karma though?

>>13121018
A shy Futo is fine too.

>>13121018
why is the hand blushing

>>13121088
Hands aren't allowed to blush?

>>13121088
When you're a faceless male, you have to use other body parts to express your emotions.

What does Futo think of Zoroastrianism?

>>13121387
What is that

>>13122285
A shit religion that allows you fuck your sister but punishes you for fucking something else.

>>13122285
Good thought, good words, good deeds.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoroastrianism

I want my own Futo

>>13121387
Persia was pretty cool.

I need more Taoist shenanigans in my Touhous

futa futo

>>13123576
no

>>13123576
That's gay, dude.

>>13123576
Ball edit time?

>>13123576
Futa is shit, but Futo's boyish enough to make a cute shota/2hutrap.

>>13123490
Pretty sure that religion originated in Arabia

What would sex with futo be like?

>>13124409
Like shoving your dick in cotton candy.

>>13099640
How is this still here?

>>13124450
You're obsessed, Anon. Not everything is about p0n0s being shoved in p00per.
Get some head.

>>13117189
>he

>>13124646
has

>>13123502
I want more Yetworldview Kaze and more Giselebon. Makuwauri is okay, but he's mostly about Miko.

>>13123994
Persians aren't Arabs

>>13117207

Please go into detail if you're still browsing this thread, I am highly interested in reading detailed perspectives on oriental religions from the perspective of an easterner

>>13126852
Stop spanking the mermaid mate.

>>13127218
wrong thread hombre

>>13129377

I-it's not that small!

>>13129377
I wonder if she can handle all of us, at the same time

>>13130942
She looks fluffy. I want to spend some time hugging her.

Quick, /jp/! The Futo is crying! Do something to cheer her up!

>>13131015
/sp/ pls

>>13131032

>>13131032
Look, Futo! Myouren's on fire!

>>13131092

>>13131092
More like "Look Futo, Myouren's being devoured by a maple syrup youkai!"

>>13131129
I am not a talented photoshoppist.

>>13131129
>maple syrup youkai

Confirmed for next game?

>>13131147
Isn't that just Momiji?

>>13131191
She's not a big goop monster, though.

>>13131195
Momiji means maple leaf in Japanese. Time to eat some maple syrup.

>>13131279
source??>!??

>>13131279
>blowjobs are work safe as long as the dick isn't showing

>>13131473
>dick

GOT EM FEELIN LIKE THEY IN SAIGON WHEN THEY HEAR WHAT FUTO GOT
FUTO GOT FUNK
FUTO ONLY RESPECT A MAN OF POWER
SHE TURN YOUR FUGGIN THUNDERSTORM INTO SCATTERED SHOWERS
SHE COMES INTO FOCUS WHEN THEY ALL STARIN
FUTO TURN YOUR FUGGIN HEAD AND SPIN YOUR FUGGIN BALL BEARINGS
FUTO IS ALL TALENT SO THEY ALL SCATTERING
BELIEVE THAT CUZ I'M TELLIN YOU THEY DON'T CHALLENGE WHAT THEY CAN'T HANDLE

F-U-T-O
SHE SMOKE SPINACH, EAT CHICKEN, SHIT BULLETS, SPIT FIRE!
FUTO ABOVE YOU LIKE THE SKY
LIKE THE CLOUDS, LIKE THE GODS, LIKE THE BIRDS, LIKE THE PILOTS

>>13132198
Riding around
In my golden sake boat
I can't hear a sound
Because sennin is the path I rode
And dirty Buddhist pigs cry
For my shikaisen traitor heart
They want me to stop
They should've never let me float

Shenanigans with Futo!

>>13133450
I want Futo to be my little sister so that I can spoil her and rescue her whenever she's in trouble.

>>13112907
>pagans
disgusting...

>>13134507
She's way older than you, though

>>13135068

You don't know that! There are liches posting in /jp/ nowadays!

They call Futo the white wolf

>>13135111
Futon is not lich. Koschei is a lichs.

Also, Futo best Taoist next to Tojiko.

>>13135068
Only mental age is relevant. If she's acting like a little girl,she's a little girl.

>>13135291
Who says she acts like a little girl

>>13135537
I want to smoke opium with futo

>>13135575
Opium wouldn't have been around in 6th century Japan (or even 6th century China).

>>13135537
The artist for that image sets this and its partner piece before her death and rebirth, having her being anything but an airhead (and much more like the manipulatrix who instigated war out of self empowerment and murdered her best friend out of spite). She's not acting like a little girl, but it's 14 centuries out.

>>13135537
She is spilling her drink.

>>13137395
Futo butt!

>>13137395
I'm sure Shikoku wasn't aware before his reincarnation into Miko that Futo was a raging lesbian.

Bye bye Futo

>>13141626
So long, old friend!