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13022966 No.13022966 [Reply] [Original]

How do I know you're not all youkai except for me?

>> No.13022981

I'm the youkai of laziness. Better watch out or I'll suck away all of your willingness!

>> No.13023005

>>13022981
Wouldn't that take effort?

>> No.13023815

>>13023005
He has an aura of demotivation that makes everyone's willingness fade. Or he is just a useless youkai for he is just too lazy to harass people, yes

>> No.13023859

>>13022966
Heh, he couldn't come up with anything for Yuuka.

>> No.13023930

Youkai of procrastination here. I'll be harassing you later.

>> No.13023983

>>13022981
Are you Sanae?

>> No.13024190

Youkai of youkai removal representing.

Don't ask.

>> No.13024275

>>13023859
It's not like the lone human looking youkai is any less scary. Just imagine a human woman with a parasol and perpetual smile in the middle of a crowd of horrors, all terrified of her. That's pretty spooky.

>> No.13024283

youkai of masturbating to stave off suicide for just a bit longer and spent $80 today on erotic japanese mp3s which i am emotionally dependent on now and also alcohol reporting in

>> No.13024292

Any weird or unusual thing can be youkai, just look at the tentacled horse head that really likes a tree, won't leave it under any condition and dies instantly if removed from it.

All of /jp/ is probably youkai by Gensokyo's standards.

>> No.13024586

Does this mean I will be attacked by women?

>> No.13024713

>>13024283
Depression Sign: Dragon Ribbed Onahole (Lifelike Texture)

>> No.13025168
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>>13022966
THE NINGEN KNOW
SHUT IT DOWN

>> No.13025190

I'm the youkai of uncertainty... I think

>> No.13027315

I am the youkai of dank memes :DDD

>> No.13027389

I'm the youkai of spankings. I'll spank every touhou. EVERY TOUHOU.

>> No.13027447
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>>13022966
You're a Youkai OP. Youkai are created and sustained by the belief other people have in said youkai.

...and I believe in you OP. With all my heart.

>> No.13027609

>>13027447
Not OP, but that was extremely cute.

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>>13027447
>we were the youkai all along

>> No.13029442

Just ask: moshimoshi

>> No.13030638

This explains why tripfags are a special type of irritating

>> No.13030911

I really wish I could be a youkai in a place like Gensokyo. It seems a little boring but I think not having many worries would be worth it.

>> No.13030941

>>13030911
It would be extremely boring except for the parties wouldn't it? Try to have fun and some shrine maiden will kick your ass

>> No.13033194

>>13022966
Geeze, took me a while to find the scarlet sisters in that. More like shadows than vampires or bats.

>> No.13033529

Human posters are dumb anyways

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>>13022966
I can see Reimu's calves!

>> No.13033833

>>13033633
Go to be rumia

>> No.13035367

I'm the youkai of not sleeping
Better watch out or you'll be up all night posting images of cute girls

>> No.13035385

I'm the youkai of posting stupid nonsense on an image board, OoOoOoOoooOo...

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