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>>13010689
>She doesn't even have any legs.
It only means that she can't run away.

>>13010730
But no legs man. She can't wear any delicious panties, she doesn't have a Mound of Venus, she can't wrap her non-existent legs around the guy as he fucks her...

Legs are sexy as fuck. Just look at pic related.

>>13010689
no fuckin bully

weak ass nigga bitch

>>13011430
I'll bully all I want.

Throw Tojiko in there too. I mean, no one gives a shit about her anyway, but she's got no legs too.

>>13010689
>please tell me what the rest of the 2hu fandom sees in this goddamn [mermaid]?

>>13012036
Oh wow, she has cowtits.

Because Kasen, Seiga, Byakuren, Utsuho, Keine, Yukari, Eirin, Yuyuko, Meiling, Kanako, Iku, Ran, and probably some other 2hus I'm forgetting don't also have those, obviously.

>>13010689
>She doesn't even have any legs.
It's cool. She gets shit done.

>>13012090
Why the fuck do these two get paired together so much

They literally have zero connection to each other and aren't even from the same fucking stage like Cirno/Daiyousei or Aya/Momiji, they're TWO stages apart

God yurifags are retarded

>>13012099
They're internet friends.

>>13012099
>Why the fuck do these two get paired together so much
Kagerou mentions almost accidentally eating her once in her post-battle dialog. (wink wink nudge nudge)

Face it, the fandom takes even a single line of dialog to extremes way too often... It's just how Touhou is.

How can you say these mean things to such a cute face?

>>13012186
In a series where I can spank it to nearly every girl, a girl whom I can't spank it to is gonna stick out like a sore thumb.

Also god I hate it when artists give characters colored nails when they didn't have them in canon.

ITT Wakasagihime appreciation thread!

>>13012099
The grassroots youkai network (草の根妖怪ネットワーク Kusanone Youkai Nettowaaku) is a network first mentioned in Double Dealing Character. There are Wakasagihime and Kagerou Imaizumi, the only characters who are stated to be members. Apart from that, nothing known is about this network.

>>13012199
maybe you should never look at any fan-made touhou pictures then because none of them are canon you stupid faggot

Sure, even Cirno can defeat her but we still love her!

She's adorable.

>>13010689
Wakasagihime a cute. That said, I like her because of her personality. She seems like a very nice and sweet youkai to be around. I would definately swim and sing with her if I got the chance.

Dear 4chan,
My Wakasagihime has recently started developing sparkles. I tried throwing rocks at her but they didn't go away. Please advise.

>>13012103

>>13010689
I like legs and I like her, plus I did see some R34 of her with a womanly bottom part. You don't need to fap off to every touhou character.

By the ways with the magic to fix your problem of her having no legs.

>>13014375
Do you like it?
Well, I don't.

Here you go anon, fap away!

>>13012103
is inevitable, the little material we usually get from character like this ones is no existen aside from the game they appear, and for that, speculation fill the void.

>>13012099
They are penpals

>>13012099
Did you even play the game?

>>13010746
>no delicious panties
they made it work

>No mound of venus
again, she can if the artist draws her with one

>Can't wrap around her legs around the guy as he fucks her
No, but she can wrap her tail around him

checkmate atheists

look at this hot ass

Luscious Wakasagihime cares not for your lack of faith. Worship her fishy curves!

>>13010689
>>13010746
>>13019830
>mermaids with knees
Fuck all you casuals. If you don't like the fish parts, you don't like the character.

>>13019999
How does that last one have anything to do with knees?

>>13020058
Since when fish tails have knees?

>>13020121
most interpretations of mermaids are not 100% fish below the body, some artists keep certain human traits to make them more appealing.

It's a mythical creature dude, logic is thrown out the window. Gimme some hot mer ass

>>13020121
Thighs != Knees

>>13020136
Knowing ZUN she could be part fish from higher the navel just to screw with people like you.

>>13020205
Let it haunt your nightmares!

My problem with wakahime-whatever is that she's wearing a dress. most other mermaids are appealing because of their midriff and tits, and their overall nakedness. Having that clunky-ass dress not fit for swimming is not cool

Only Western mermaids dress like that.
The Eastern equivalent would probably be the underwater dragon palace dwellers, who are more commonly portrayed as wearing more standard clothes like Wakasagi.

>>13020264
Because they're so often portrayed like that, I like the modest mermaid. I wonder what sort of material the clothes are made of.

>>13020293
I still want ZUN to release a book that details the clothes of every character so far. Patterns, designs, material, special considerations for the folks with wings or tails and so on.

We already know that Iku has one of these celestial shawls that forces the owner to marry whomever steals it, that Mokou's hair and clothes are fireproofed because some of her attacks involve setting herself on fire, and that Wriggle's cape isn't a cape at all. There are a lot of interesting things that can be done with clothes design in Touhou.

I want to marry her!

>>13020461
>Wriggle's cape isn't a cape
Source? It's modeled after the bug's wings, but I'm pretty sure it's still considered a cape if it's tied in the front.

>>13020531
PMiSS says that she's got wings, so I always assumed that's what the cape was.

Maybe she has wings under the cape, or maybe the cape replaces the forewings and she's got the hindwings under it. Who knows?

>>13020565
Mistranslation. The Japanese says she has visible antennae and wings, which refers to the prior two lines about her being a bug youkai who doesn't like a bug, while the rest is consistant with a human. The cape replacing the forewings is a cool concept, though.

>>13020565
But by logic, Aren't the cape pretty much a bug's shell that covers their wings inside?

Wondering if someone can post that animated sprite gif of Waggy being all cute wagging her tail. I neglected to download it last time.

Also I wonder how does fish milk taste like.

>>13027885
Fish sauce.

>>13027939

You, my new fwend.

So her vagina is horizontal?

>>13027939
holy crap that gif is lewd

I want her to rest her saggies on my head.

>>13028206
>I want her to rest her saggies on my head.

I hear ya man, I want to suckle on her waggies and coat her eggs with my semen.

Found this in my pond. Cooked it. Tasted rubbery.

>>13037731
Eating that mermaid makes you immortal, right? I'd eat her.

Wakagerou a cute.

How to rid of that fish smell? Please advise.

>>13043496
Tie the trash bag up when you dispose of her corpse.

Trout-flavored ice cream FTW.

A discovery was made on the riverbank.

Is it possible to spank a mermaid?

>>13052122
"Spanking the mermaid" sounds like a dirty euphemism. I like it and will cherish the expression until I find a suitable context to use it in.

>>13052128
An euphemism for what?

>>13052226
For a guy so desperate to use his reaction pic that he ends up using it in a situation where it won't do any good.
Because, seriously, to spank Wakasagihime, you must be pretty desperate.

How big is the fish? Human torso with proportionally sized fish parts or entire length the same as a human?

>>13052254
A bit taller than a human.

>>13052122
http://chross.blogt.ch/forum/read.php?2,8971

>>13052309
Ha. So in Wakasagihime's case, it's like spanking a chainmail.

Not as arousing as I thought it would.

>>13052309
>I don't know the artist. Found it on the Chicago Spanking Review.
The Chicago what review, now? Holy shit.

>>13052348
Don't ask, unless you want to be dragged in one of the most obnoxious and disgusting fetish world.

>>13052334
You've never pinced a fish by the jaw and smacked it before?

>>13052396
Never.
I don't like fish, and the idea of shoving a giant hook in through an innocent beast's palate arouses me less than spanking a cute girl.

And Wakasagihime isn't exactly small either.

>>13052407
>less
How is that possible?
Don't you want to drag her out of the water on a hot, dry day, drive stakes through her hands to pin her to the ground, and watch her struggle and flap her tail around as she gets more and more dehydrated? The little jolts you get from spanks are nothing compared to this.

>>13052436
While the idea of watching Wakasagihime flapping her tail sounds adorable, I'm going to shock you : I don't enjoy spanking just because it causes pain to the girl, I enjoy it because it makes me the dominant over the defenseless girl.

And it's not really fun if you're just waiting doing nothing.

There's a reason the spanking thread on /d/ is considered to be the tamest.


Shit, now I want to see Waggy flapping her tail around.

>>13052450
>all this blacktext
Spanking is only really painful if you're doing it improperly. If you want more activity, you can tease her with water and wipe the tears from her crying eyes.

Every thread on /d/ is garbage. At least the spanking one has touhou webms.

>>13052514
That's ... not exactly what I had in mind when I talked about how cute waggy flapping her tail around would be, but thanks for the effort anyway.

Through in her case, just dragging her on the bank and removing her clothes would be enough. Staring at her embarassed face as she's blushing and softly crying would make my day.

Waggy a cutie.

>>13062172
You're going to have to explain this one.

Boing~

>>13063069
It's Wakasagi flying with a parasol or something. Hell, I don't know, I didn't draw it...

>>13063797
Look at the filename.

>>13063820
Wakasagihime a cute but you're focusing on the filename... Filenames are just filenames. The content is what matters. Don't spank the mermaid, guy...

(I just have a weird sorting system for my pictures. Just save as and rename however you see fit.)

>>13063953
>spank the mermaid guy and weird filename guy are the same person
The ride never ends.

>>13063960
Come on now. You knew what you were in for when you signed up.

>>13063977
It's really bothering my boner, you know. Hard to fap when your brain is full of fuck. The other kind of fuck.

>>13063960
Don't forget, you're here forever.
Now resume spanking the mermaid.

>>13010689

She's cute and so far she looks like a friendly youkai.
Also her theme when she tried to get serious was so anticlimactic it was comical.

>She doesn't even have any legs. How am I supposed to masturbate to a chick with no fucking legs?

Oh, you were just one of those guys.

>>13064646
Not everyone is only attracted to boobs. Try to be tolerant.

>>13064677
The point is you're not attracted to the fish parts, which leads people to question why you're posting in a fucking mermaid thread.

>>13066389
Not the same guy, moron.

>>13064677
I want to push on koishi's cat feet

>>13066853
It doesn't matter which fucking guy it is. This is an anonymous forum. If two or fifty guys say the same thing, it's the same ``guy.''

>>13066912
>everyone who disagree with me is the same goy samefagging

>>13066875

>>13027939
I want to pet her.
Got more jifs like that?

>>13074636
>jifs
moot pls
You never said which touhou you'd, either.
>captcha: yommu
Is she the one?

>>13012099
Ever see a goberfish helping a blind shrimp?

That's how it does in touhou fandom!

>>13076857
You coulda just said Banjoo&Kazooie.

Don't mind me, just the superior AND original fishgirl 2hu coming through.

>>13081819
Superior? She's a glorified mailman.

>>13081819
literally the most boring 2hu

>>13081819
Iku is fat.

>>13082724
In all the right places.

>>13082439
>>13082265

Waggysaggy fanboys please, your waifu is a useless half-fish who will never leave the Misty Lake and whose only claim to fame is her theme having that out-of-nowhere metal intro

>>13082978
Waggy is a metal fish?!

>>13082978
Is this what you do? Shitpost on the weekends at night? Please put on a name so you can be filtered.

>>13082989
I need to see her headbanging to some loud swedish metal. Now, before I lose my throbbing patience.

>>13082978
you gonna get shanked m8. you better watch out, wackysacky lovers never forgive

>>13010689
>She doesn't even have any legs. How am I supposed to masturbate to a chick with no fucking legs?

>>13083384
Why is Waggysaggy always portrayed as a tittymonster? She's just a stage one boss.

Are all Waggysaggy fanboys 12 fucking years old?

>>13086226
Just be happy other stage one bosses didn't get the same treatment.

Could you imagine how silly it would be if Rumia had massive boobs and the reasoning behind it was "they're so big Rumia can't close her arms!"

>>13086238
You must be new here.
captcha: inran
淫乱

>>13086226

Since when can't stage 1 bosses be tittymonsters?!

>>13086485
Cirno is a stage 2 boss you fucking secondary

Fishfuckers confirmed for secondaries

>>13086560

W-who's the secondary now, smart guy?!

>>13093446
>derelict-ship-without-a-sandwich
what the fuck

>>13093570
It's a nice picture. A little blurry though.

>>13093832

I like the blur. It adds a lovely effect to the picture

Waka is cute and a nice girl.

>>13093843

>>13094560

But that's a shitty photoshop filter and not an intentional artistic choice.

>>13094631
>the results of a function depend on the user

>>13094648

Who are you quoting?

>>13094631
SHUT UP IT'S ARTISTIC

>>13082265
>>13082439
>>13082724
You guy are sick.

>>13096840
> SHUT UP IT'S AUTISTIC
Fix'd.

>>13106837
Is that "spanking the mermaid" meme becoming popular in japan, or is it just a coincidence?

>>13106844
fuck the fuck off you fuck

>>13107529
Rude. What have I done to you?

>>13097535
If you're going to use buzzwords, at least make sure you actually know what they mean.

>>13110894

Just so you're aware, taking multiple pictures and photoshopping blur into them so you can make sarcastic jokes that nobody but you is laughing at is pretty much the definition of autistic.

>>13111826
That isn't what autism means.
(If you're going to use buzzwords, at least make sure you actually know what they mean.)^2

>>13112016
Who aren't you quoting?

>>13112016
>arguing with a retard
You're wasting your time, he'll drag you down to his level and win by experience. Report and ignore.

>>13112016
>>13112030

Why would you pretend to be two different people on the internet?

>>13111826
>>13112026
>>13112031
Samefag.

>>13106837
Spanking the mermaid now became a thing.

>>13106844
>>13115751
No, it's just one guy spamming it everywhere like a tard.

>>13116659
Can you prove it?

>>13010689
Anon, shhhh.
Waggysaggy is adorable as hell. You want a character whose hype is unjustified? Look at Cirno.

>>13117326
Once all of his posts get deleted in every thread, that will be the proof you need.
Good lord this thread went to shit. Half the posts are hidden.

>>13117428
Why not contribute instead of shitposting?
Or are you just too busy spanking the mermaid to post images?

>>13117449
>You will not post any of the following outside of /b/: uncalled for catchphrases (forced memes)

>>13117428
>"wow that thread is so bad"
>"i hid everything because I'm too autistic to stand the idea of people having different opinions than me"

You're lucky the 420 spam killed some of the threads.
>>/jp/?task=search&ghost=&search_text=spank*%20mermaid*

What does "spank the mermaid" means?

>>13121077
Dunno.

Will Wakawaka be in the new fighting game?

>>13124996
A submarine fighting game? I'd play it.

>>13117503
It's like reading a retard's diary.

>>13121077
Nothing. It's just the same guy posting it everywhere because he's fresh out of /b/ and thinks it'd make a great meme.

So, what does "spank the mermaid" means?

>>13121077
>>13125636
Quit spanking the mermaid, anon. It's not funny.

>>13125636
I think it means "doing something counter-productive". Because a mermaid has scales. You can't spank the scales.
So spanking the mermaid means doing something that won't bring any good.

>>13124996
Pacman is already in Super Smash Bros.

>>13130804
Can you spank the mermaid in SSMB?

>>13125863
> Attempting to actually explain "spank the mermaid" ...
Nice try anon. You gave it your all but some things are just impossible. You did make my mermaid wet though, I'll give you that.

>>13139249
>You did make my mermaid wet
I don't want to know what that means.

>>13139267
It means what you think it means, anon.

>>13143092
That is incredibly gross.

>>13144465
Your reaction just makes my mermaid wetter. brb, getting a sponge.

>>13150099

According to the legends, some mermaids can grow legs when they're on earth. Other dies when they're dry.

Time to spank the mermaid.

>>13152438
wackysacky is wet all the time!

>>13153197
1)

>>13153228
Gross.

I want wannasucky's jellybeans!