/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Who gives a shit?

>>12916075
I want to hug Tewi so bad.

She's a female rabbit. Rabbits only exist for two things: breeding like crazy and being eaten.

>>12916321
I want to do both to that rabbit.

>>12916331
Rabbit rabbit,.

>>12916347
I remembered to say it this year!

>>12916075
Twei was created specifically to breed and to turn men into lolicons, so I'd say her level of lewdness is potentially infinite.

>>12916387
You can't breed a computer program, anon.

>>12916361
Me too!

I like that doujin

>>12916488
lmao literally janny

>>12916488
It's lewd.

...It was at that point that the European Union established a containment zone around the CERN facilities. The entire city of Geneva had been put under a media blackout, and not even the CIA had knowledge of what had transpired.

President Obama sat alone at his desk in the Oval Office, watching a live feed with several other world leaders in a telecommed, tight-lipped consternation.

"President of the United States..." echoed from the speakers. Obama searched the screens for the voice, only to meet the unusually somber face of Alexander Stubb.

"What is it, Prime Minister Stubb?"

"I must confess... me, and a few others, may have a clue to what is - erm - unfolding in Switzerland."

Several of the faces turned squeamish. "Hold your toungue!" shouted Merkel from the German line.

"No, let him continue." quietly commanded Obama.

"Well, Mr. Obama, I am sure you know about the recent downturn in the European Union. As of recently, it seemed our nations had just lost their will to innovate, to continue, to pursue greater economic-"

"Please get to the point" coolly grumbled the President. He had no desire to be further made a fool.

"-So, we looked at Japan, who managed to continue this will after their banking crises and continuous recession. Unbeknownst to us, Japanese Government had discovered a way to inspire people beyond what the plain world can give."

"And what would that be? Narcotics? Virtual Reality?"

"Think Mr. Obama! Would they have produced this out of thin air? No; they learned how to begin bring people's desires into a physical form, and... we collaborated with the Russians and Chinese to build a more intense instance in Europe. And it seems to have been successful. beyond our wildest imaginations."

>>12916613
Obama slammed on the desk "Cut the bullshit! What is this exactly, and how do we contain it?!"

"I am afraid we cannot. This was only a hypothetical situation, but one with no escape. I would suggest closing the borders.."

The Geneva stream cut out. Then France. Then Germany. And so on.

"...but don't bother hiding. For it will follow you to the ends of the Earth and the depths of your mind."

Finland went dark.

Obama stared at the screens, realization deepening his tired wrinkles. Out of a nowhere, it all went dark.

"Peeeekabooo" shouted a small voice behind his head.

Grabbing the furry appendages on his eyes, Obama flung the offending object across the room, destroying a painting. At its base lie... a rabbit?

"Wha-what was that for mister?" meeped the little humanoid furball, forming a shield with its fluffy ears.

"How did you get in here?"

"Through the hole." muttered the rabbit, a single eye poking through the pelted defence.

"What hole?"

"A big one just opened. Looked great for a pitfa- say, where are we anywho, mister?" questioned the rabbit, her face subtly twisting through scheming expressions.

"My office. Did you come from Geneva?"

"Silly mister, of course not! You're a human, aren't you?!"

"Yes. Are you-"

Obama felt the warm pap of the girl's hand send him flying across the room.

"Nuh uh. From this point on, you're my bitch."

Obama's jaw hung wide. "Excuse me?"

"You know you want it, mister. Your eyes SCREAM it." whispered the bunny into Obama's ear, climbing up to his chest.

Obama attempted to throw her off, but found his hand- no, his entire body, pinned down by rabbit-girls.

Obama could only fight for so long. He had never told anyone of his lolidom fantasies. But now, staring into the eyes, of this pure, innocent, precious rabbit undressing him with abandon, he could do little but resist. His mind faded to his deepest, darkest fantasies, as little Tewi performed her magic.

The Lewdest Humanity had Seen.

>>12916613
>>12916615
Will they send the sexy soldier bunny to deal with the old slut rabbit?

FUCK OFF, TEWI.

STOP MAKING REISEN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL, YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

FUCK YOU.

FUCK,
YOU.

>>12916698
Rabbit rabbit

>>12916698
What's wrong? Can't take a joke?

>>12916075
partially

visible

vulva

>>12917188
barely visible bunny vulva~

How much does Tewi charge? Is it only out calls, or does she do in calls, too? Does she take customers to Eientei or somewhere else?

Lewd bunny.