I want to lay on Patchouli's soft tummy!

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Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:02:05 2015 No.12873458 [Reply] [Original]

I want to lay on Patchouli's soft tummy!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:03:28 2015 No.12873468 Fat Patchy is gross.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:06:51 2015 No.12873485 >>12873468

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:07:48 2015 No.12873487 >>12873468

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:07:50 2015 No.12873489 File: 155 KB, 450x631, 1419734845246.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:09:46 2015 No.12873500 >>12873489 what a fug?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:13:57 2015 No.12873511 File: 10 KB, 186x230, 1271901972795.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12873500

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:26:49 2015 No.12873586 >>12873458 >Patchouli >fat She's probably 20 kilograms underweight, if not more.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:28:55 2015 No.12873601 >>12873511 I bet she likes trap-influenced beats, those are pretty gloomy.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:34:06 2015 No.12873635 File: 219 KB, 850x1209, cute dinner.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12873458 You're gross, all patchy is great.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:37:20 2015 No.12873651 File: 191 KB, 800x800, 1404084400907.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12873635 Dude, you forgot the toppings.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 17:38:17 2015 No.12873657 File: 365 KB, 707x1000, f35495921a7b8d8367d682d23d90478e.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:00:30 2015 No.12873783 File: 114 KB, 495x700, 1411266297893.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is a youkai witch. Youkai witches don't have to eat. Patchouli is the sort of girl who would forget about meals because she's reading a really engaging book.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:02:59 2015 No.12873795 File: 460 KB, 600x800, 1419961923488.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli can conjure giant fireballs and floods, but she can't lose a few pounds.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:03:43 2015 No.12873799 File: 686 KB, 1024x768, ドジパチェ.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patty is weak and a dork too

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:12:57 2015 No.12873851 File: 114 KB, 474x700, 1311345733511.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Really, /jp/? You're bullying a shut-in girl who only has one friend?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:15:11 2015 No.12873862 >>12873511 >>12873601 I want to produce trap-influenced beats for Patchy

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:15:47 2015 No.12873867 File: 338 KB, 770x570, 47946301_p4.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:18:10 2015 No.12873880 >>12873799 Patty's greasy, discharge soaked hammock!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:24:47 2015 No.12873897 I love Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 18:58:44 2015 No.12874021 Is it wrong if I want to continuously feed Patchy so that her belly grows and grows until she's stuffed all huge and round?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 19:20:43 2015 No.12874128 File: 245 KB, 426x600, hee haw.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12874021 As long as it goes away eventually and doesn't make her gross and obese, it's good. Pic related, major cutie alert.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 19:27:23 2015 No.12874149 >>12873880 >Patty It does look pretty filthy, doesn't it?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 19:40:34 2015 No.12874189 I want to touch Patchy's fat butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 19:55:26 2015 No.12874218 File: 171 KB, 850x1324, THREAD DEFIB.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12874189 You're right, patchy butt is just the thing we need to give this thread that extra oomph.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:04:13 2015 No.12874257 >>12873468 >Patchy is gross fixed

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:05:46 2015 No.12874264 File: 150 KB, 425x600, patchouli 124.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is the prettiest Touhou.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:08:11 2015 No.12874273 >>12874218 Patchy is probably good at twerking.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:09:28 2015 No.12874278 >>12874128 Imagine her big tummy filling up, swelling large and round beneath her nightgown. Then, resting your head on her huge belly, rubbing it softly while listening to her cute gurgles.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:13:41 2015 No.12874302 File: 641 KB, 600x900, REMAIN CLAM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12874278 Anon y-you shouldn't say lewd things like that On to more patchy!!!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:14:28 2015 No.12874305 Would Patchy crush my face with her booty?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 20:18:36 2015 No.12874324 >>12873862 Patchthony Knotano

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Sun Jan 4 22:10:06 2015 No.12874728 File: 833 KB, 1600x1600, 1409626498476.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The Patche should be fed responsibly. The line between healthy meaty and obese is thin.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 4 22:26:27 2015 No.12874770 File: 464 KB, 751x1000, silly.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Silly Patchouli, you're not the rabbit!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 00:04:21 2015 No.12875179 File: 846 KB, 750x1050, patchouli 173.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I love Patchy!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 00:26:58 2015 No.12875282 File: 44 KB, 248x274, 1354226927065.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12874728

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 01:35:31 2015 No.12875695 >>12875282 Don't make me feed you until your a blob of a vampire Remi. That would.....BITE

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 01:39:25 2015 No.12875709 >>12874770 Yeah, you stupid bitch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 01:56:22 2015 No.12875780 File: 205 KB, 1000x1301, 44100441.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] i-is this soft enough, anon?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 08:35:46 2015 No.12876543 >>12875780 We need to go softer

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 09:55:45 2015 No.12876663 >>12875695 Even if that happened I would still love her. Would you still love your favorite touhou(s) if they got fat?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 10:21:11 2015 No.12876698 >>12876663 Definitely

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 10:39:07 2015 No.12876740 File: 121 KB, 340x460, 1414089479710.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12875709

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 11:51:12 2015 No.12876920 File: 59 KB, 490x688, IMG_20150105_081814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12876663 Nah

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 12:12:42 2015 No.12876986 File: 235 KB, 868x1228, Patchouli 11.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12876663 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:00:42 2015 No.12877294 File: 711 KB, 600x888, 772b705a0479332f0568af59a728d33095a5d6bc.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] The roundest

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:01:39 2015 No.12877299 >>12876663 Of course.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 14:28:42 2015 No.12877411 >>12876920 How heavy can a 2hu get before she can't fly anymore?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:15:16 2015 No.12877604 >>12877411 Patchouli manages.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 15:17:39 2015 No.12877614 >>12877411 2hus fly through spiritual power, the mass isn't really important. If a 2hu can run freely, she can fly. For Aya I think she'd be able to go up to 550 lbs before encountering issues with flight.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 19:35:02 2015 No.12878508 >>12876740 Why are you angry? I was only agreeing with that guy.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:04:46 2015 No.12878584 File: 92 KB, 900x579, Patchouli 174.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think you guys are crazy she looks very slim.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:09:42 2015 No.12878597 File: 750 KB, 850x1092, d6mpe0b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12876543 I don't know how much softer she can get

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:10:24 2015 No.12878600 I can't stop masturbating to Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 20:16:46 2015 No.12878623 File: 254 KB, 650x800, ICanLoveHer.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12876663 Youmu seems to think so.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:28:12 2015 No.12878867 >>12878600 What if Touhous are nourished by the amount of masturbation they receive and you're only making her larger in the process?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:39:16 2015 No.12878904 File: 722 KB, 791x541, 3qi4wMF.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878597 That's too large anon. Abort abort!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 21:42:19 2015 No.12878911 File: 109 KB, 1000x1000, PANIC.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878904 The abort command isn't going through! It can't be stopped!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 22:45:51 2015 No.12879080 File: 370 KB, 1000x929, 25203813_p1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12877604 Because Patchouli is inflatable!

>>	Gensokyo Lovely Maiden !nLH26A83Ug Mon Jan 5 22:57:32 2015 No.12879117 If Patchouli were an R&B singer she'd be Patchouli Knowles.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:02:06 2015 No.12879133 >>12879117 If Patchouli was a school, she'd be Patchouli College.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:08:15 2015 No.12879150 File: 183 KB, 837x1000, 139388621565.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879080 How large do you think patchouli could inflate herself?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 5 23:12:01 2015 No.12879157 >>12879133 Patchouli is a smart girl.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:20:00 2015 No.12879388 File: 249 KB, 720x450, 46697191_p1.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879150 Since her tummy is already so big, she can probably inflate way huge!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 00:31:37 2015 No.12879415 I want to cuddle with Patchouli, and listen to her make cute little moans of comfort!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 03:37:12 2015 No.12879981 Patchouli has enough fat to make strong, healthy children.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:33:26 2015 No.12880606 File: 94 KB, 850x624, cuddles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879415 Little squeaks!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 09:38:30 2015 No.12880615 File: 210 KB, 1920x1080, 1415125407159.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12879388 Enough.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 10:42:58 2015 No.12880752 >>12879117 If Patchouli was a hip-hop Producer her name would be DJ Know

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:17:48 2015 No.12880999 File: 414 KB, 849x849, Patchy Hug.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12878508 Patchouli isn't a bitch, she's lovely!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 6 12:27:46 2015 No.12881021 File: 512 KB, 792x900, not even canon.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880999 I want to be wiggly warm with Patchouli!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:00:05 2015 No.12883668 File: 96 KB, 420x248, 1400535854651.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] What if Patchy held hands with Reimu?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:01:04 2015 No.12883672 >>12883668 What if Patchy held hands with my erect penis?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:02:22 2015 No.12883677 File: 1008 KB, 1000x1000, Lounging.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12880752 That's actually pretty amazing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:03:38 2015 No.12883680 >>12883672 That's not how hand holding works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:16:39 2015 No.12883730 File: 554 KB, 850x1562, 26739888.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] would Patchy let you rub her belly?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:21:26 2015 No.12883741 File: 568 KB, 513x759, dick arms.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12883680 It can like this.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 02:47:48 2015 No.12883808 >>12883730 No, she'd probably kick you out of the library and throw you into the basement with Flan. She'd probably let marisa though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 07:07:56 2015 No.12884243 >>12873586 How? She stays in a library most of the time and eats shit with sugar, even Remilia said in IaMP that Patchouli was gonna get fat.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 08:06:38 2015 No.12884373

>>12884243
She's an immortal magician thing, so she's not reliant on food for sustainance, but she metabolizes calories at a normal rate.
She probably forgets about eating often, since she's too busy masturbating to lewd magic books.
You can only gain weight if you eat more than what you require to live.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:03:34 2015 No.12885177 File: 314 KB, 618x857, 34505402.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12884373 >she's not reliant on food for sustainance therefore if she doesn't eat food, there isn't any downside, but if she does, she gains calories. Patchy's fat confirmed

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:37:31 2015 No.12885277 >>12884373 >Implying She doesn't rely on food for sustenance, why would she metabolize them at a normal rate? If anything she'd store food as fat in case of some sort of crisis of magical sustainative energy. I can't believe I'm arguing this.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:38:35 2015 No.12885279

>>12885177
>>12885277
>but she metabolizes calories at a normal rate
It's right there, man.
Before bother complaining about that, remember that Alice eats regularly.
Alice is a magician thing like Patchy and she's rarely, if ever, portrayed as fat.
Remember you use up calories by simply existing.
Patchy probably regularly forgets to eat, so there's no way she could have normal weight or more.

>therefore if she doesn't eat food, there isn't any downside, but if she does, she gains calories.
Following that argument Yuuka and the other hags should be obese as well.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:41:54 2015 No.12885287 >>12885279 Man, you like taking things out of context, don't you? I said she wouldn't need to metabolize at a normal rate, because she's using whatever magical sustenance you claim she is. Using up calories by existing is regular metabolization.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 14:58:30 2015 No.12885332 File: 405 KB, 827x1169, PACHI.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:24:22 2015 No.12885423 File: 102 KB, 700x875, 26782249.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885279 >Patchy probably regularly forgets to eat, so there's no way she could have normal weight or more. Patchy NEVER misses a meal!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:26:38 2015 No.12885427 >>12885423 She probably only eats a few times each month. She's too busy doing MAGIC and rapping.

Anonymous Wed Jan 7 15:38:05 2015 No.12885467
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>>12885279
metabolizing calories at a normal human rate and needing food are 2 different things. If she uses magic, as you imply, her net calories for the day would be 0 since the magic would sustain her. If she then ate food, it would increase the net calories, thus making her gain weight. Even IF she forgets to eat, her net caloric intake would still be 0.

So either you are wrong about her not needing food for sustenance or you are right and she gets fat from just eating

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:43:40 2015 No.12885707 File: 79 KB, 503x500, 46965810_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat Patchy is fine and all, but her fans sure are obnoxious. They're not as bad as the spanking fan(s) at least.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 16:55:26 2015 No.12885769 File: 454 KB, 800x1080, magatsu izanagi.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885707 Everyone needs to chill, Patchouli is the best in any form. but especially chubby

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 7 21:35:32 2015 No.12886611 >>12881021 I want to cuddle next to Patchouli by the fireplace! And hopefully not get caught looking at her feet!

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 16:22:13 2015 No.12888961 File: 441 KB, 746x1200, 36824449_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] what's Patchy's favorite food?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 19:02:28 2015 No.12889489 File: 66 KB, 960x640, 1416626271126.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12888961 Books, she speed reads an entire pile before a meal and vacuums them in.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:45:59 2015 No.12890168 File: 185 KB, 1024x1105, the_beast_of_yuuka_fats_by_g_nibbles-d75xu54[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12885279 >Yuuka and the other hags should be obese as well. I'm alright with this.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:48:16 2015 No.12890176 Fat patchy is good and all, but its nothing special some people just blow it out of proportion

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:49:28 2015 No.12890181 >>12890168 I shouldn't be attracted to her like that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:52:13 2015 No.12890185 >>12890181 You're right, you shouldn't. That's way too chubby. But I guess true love conquers all, right? Your dedication to your waifu is admirable.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 22:54:27 2015 No.12890194 >>12889489 http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1438204

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 8 23:35:53 2015 No.12890310 >>12888961 Ice cream! It makes her all soft and jiggly, but she can't stop eating it!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 03:10:00 2015 No.12890725 File: 661 KB, 850x810, 1410217346886.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patche is a /v/ crossie!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 05:39:59 2015 No.12891066 File: 757 KB, 1185x1280, pta1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Fat Patchouli is the best of all 2hu, this is final

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 06:01:59 2015 No.12891106 >>12891066 >tfw artist dead he draws my favorite fatchouli

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 07:10:47 2015 No.12891212 File: 216 KB, 690x960, yes.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 10:52:04 2015 No.12891606 >>12891106 I liked his fat Yuyuko ;_;

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 12:02:56 2015 No.12891781 File: 107 KB, 600x848, 1382969037968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12891066 can I get a source on that? google and saucenao aren't getting anything

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:15:34 2015 No.12892261 >>12878623 I didn't know Youmu had such an intense fatty fetish.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:36:17 2015 No.12892320 >>12878623 They finally managed to top fangirl youmu.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 9 15:40:47 2015 No.12892329 >>12878623 I want Youmu to play with my belly.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 04:31:04 2015 No.12894376 File: 41 KB, 345x447, 25215068_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12891781 Artist is ZION, his works are on EXHentai. He's legitimately passed away, shame, he was such a strong artist. >>12885707 Are you a baka buso or something

>>	CIRNO !!TLksChMVeuw Sat Jan 10 04:57:51 2015 No.12894412 File: 486 KB, 250x250, 1298679270002.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] PACHY A SHIT

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 12:21:41 2015 No.12895259 File: 2.05 MB, 1500x1212, Patchy Socks.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I would kiss her right on the bum and feet

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 14:44:31 2015 No.12895571 File: 889 KB, 1421x2000, 9500fd4c28bdd14b26e862d7d2ff0be6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12895259 A?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 14:45:33 2015 No.12895576 File: 559 KB, 900x950, b318f55c714c15134cd82ceee1366153.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12895259 Or B?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 15:49:13 2015 No.12895694 >>12873468 You're gross. I want to cuddle with Patchy.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 15:50:15 2015 No.12895696 >>12876663 yes!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 10 15:52:00 2015 No.12895700 >>12895576 B

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 13:12:42 2015 No.12898981 File: 459 KB, 850x602, Patchy Blush.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12895571 >>12895576 Both! But if I could only choose one, B.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 13:36:37 2015 No.12899059 >>12873458 You can almost see Patchy's

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 11 16:20:43 2015 No.12899557 File: 97 KB, 700x900, 401_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] apache`!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 12:55:33 2015 No.12902570 File: 197 KB, 1000x1200, 137607607030.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 12:59:40 2015 No.12902581 >>12874305 ahhhhi don't think so

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 13:32:44 2015 No.12902681 File: 3.30 MB, 2100x2100, 1421025850692.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12874305 I'd rather her feet.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 13:47:07 2015 No.12902725 File: 2.37 MB, 2100x2100, 1421028563792.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12902681

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:35:06 2015 No.12902902 fatso.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:43:17 2015 No.12902927 File: 1.03 MB, 1177x1667, Patchouli 6.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12902902 You sure are.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:45:21 2015 No.12902932 >>12902927 Not really. I weight about 60kg's with 173cm height.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 14:46:51 2015 No.12902943 >>12902932 >60kg's with 173cm You're fucking obese compared to myself. I'm 181cm and 55kg.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:00:18 2015 No.12902988 File: 271 KB, 793x595, 1417193670103.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12902932 >>12902943 How is life being an skeleton?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:06:41 2015 No.12903014 >>12902988 Not good, I'm really hungry, dude. I could go for a motherfucking burger right about now but I don't have any money.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 15:13:25 2015 No.12903052 >>12902988 Great. My physical power rivals the of Patchouli!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:16:55 2015 No.12903303 >>12902988 Spooky. I bet I could draw with Patchy in a fist-fight on one of her bad days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 16:40:35 2015 No.12903392 >>12902988 Catholicism is the most metal of all religions also, Jesuit 2hu when ZUN?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 12 19:15:30 2015 No.12903961 File: 98 KB, 800x615, 517_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is the softest

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 22:26:55 2015 No.12908996 File: 83 KB, 512x384, 131313836117.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 13 23:11:55 2015 No.12909114 I want to tease patchy by how fit and in shape I am compared to her then make her lay ontop of me and tell her its okay because even though shes very heavy its cold and her fatty belly keeps me nice and warm.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 01:56:20 2015 No.12909621 >>12909114 Foolish anon, that would lead to a plot story where she exchanges physical states with you for the lulz. Because magic.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 02:02:40 2015 No.12909647 File: 265 KB, 896x1120, 1415816268016.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12903392 >Jesuit 2hu when ZUN? We already got one. She's great.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 03:00:44 2015 No.12909855 >>12909621 But then she would be buff and hairy. I don't think she'd want either of those things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 16:12:30 2015 No.12911590 >>12873851 >one friend marisa or koakuma or remilia?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 16:13:45 2015 No.12911595 >>12873851 >>12911590 C-can I be patchy's friend?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 16:14:26 2015 No.12911597 >>12911590 Alice. Marisa is a thieving cunt. Koakuma is her subordinate Remi is her boss and landlord.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 14 16:15:27 2015 No.12911602 File: 14 KB, 202x339, 1421270071.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 04:14:56 2015 No.12913517 How much can patchy eat at a time?

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 08:29:08 2015 No.12913867 File: 530 KB, 850x872, 750e1a192285b249f1bf34291692f7ed.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is fat where it counts.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 10:56:40 2015 No.12914143 File: 788 KB, 1209x1200, 36772122_p0.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913517 probably a lot

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 15 11:04:45 2015 No.12914161 Patchouli.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 16 03:05:55 2015 No.12916961 File: 547 KB, 842x1024, 1421395555058.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12913867 Yes I agree

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 00:54:02 2015 No.12920050 File: 388 KB, 1138x757, 1418823211586.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 02:17:49 2015 No.12920305 >>12920050 >patchouli is watching you transfer mana.jpg

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 21:44:12 2015 No.12923025 How much does Patchouli weigh?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:18:26 2015 No.12923141 >>12923025 bout tree fiddy

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:34:32 2015 No.12923192 Why is Niggerchouli Knowledge so cute?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 17 22:45:50 2015 No.12923226 >>12923192 I'm not convinced, post delicious brown.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:10:55 2015 No.12924519 File: 514 KB, 495x700, IMG_20150118_080927.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 09:27:42 2015 No.12924583 File: 476 KB, 850x607, pma.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12920050 Why can't they share

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 20:10:55 2015 No.12926373 File: 575 KB, 600x800, pache_4tits_6b.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patche is lewd.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 20:29:50 2015 No.12926420 I'm gonna marry Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 18 20:40:09 2015 No.12926443 >>12924519 What's up with her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 19 20:45:20 2015 No.12930345 File: 826 KB, 1000x1414, 46628792_p19.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A patchy is fine too.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jan 20 12:14:48 2015 No.12931855 >>12876663 more cushin' for the pushin' more dough for the kneadin'

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 20 23:02:54 2015 No.12933688 >>12924519 why is she so surpised

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 02:23:53 2015 No.12934241 >>12933688 Her clothes are wet, and her pubes and nipples are showing! She realizes that you've been staring at them!

Anonymous Wed Jan 21 02:27:07 2015 No.12934247

>>12926443
She's starting to grow a dick.

>>12931855
Only uglys say those.

>>12876663
Sure. I'd still leave her for a better one who takes care of herself all the time, not just long enough to snag a man.

>>12875695
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2471862

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 21 12:08:47 2015 No.12935478 File: 610 KB, 1002x1002, 38227724_big_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] A patch a day keeps the youkai at bay

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 22 13:06:46 2015 No.12940247 File: 186 KB, 600x1017, 40144953_p8.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 22 20:09:29 2015 No.12941470 she's my favorite

Anonymous Thu Jan 22 20:51:41 2015 No.12941555
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>>12883668
That's a forbidden form of love, Anon.

"Dear Reimu,
You are a shrine maiden, and I am a NEET.
We could never be together. I'm sorry.

Love Patchy"

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 12:35:44 2015 No.12943556 File: 511 KB, 337x942, 1422018382723.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12873458 Smelly and unwashed tummy, you mean.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 12:43:09 2015 No.12943571 >>12943556 Implying she doesn't smell of lavender and remains impeccably clean so she doesn't dirty her books.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 12:47:03 2015 No.12943578 I am very cold right now. I am far from home and eating the little food I have left. I wish Patche was here to help warm me up.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 15:31:53 2015 No.12944097 >>12943571 She uses magic to keep them clean. That is the trait of a filthy hikki who doesn't bath herself!

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 15:36:02 2015 No.12944112 File: 362 KB, 726x1000, 18480149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's almost time for Patche's monthly bath.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 23 15:47:38 2015 No.12944142 File: 86 KB, 600x578, a9b1dcb6c2901b5b7ce85ecb7889dadf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12944097 She canonically has waterproof books that she reads in the bath. Patchouli-sama has a clean, feminine scent.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 24 00:10:25 2015 No.12946178 File: 161 KB, 693x1000, 133453580899.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchy is worst master, can't even reel in her minions.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 24 03:42:55 2015 No.12946770 File: 497 KB, 1920x1080, 0192830192831.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 02:05:49 2015 No.12950796 File: 2.91 MB, 266x176, 1392664134922.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Best thread in /jp/

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 15:46:44 2015 No.12953773 File: 429 KB, 1954x2545, 38955479.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Does Patchy like being fat?

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 15:48:00 2015 No.12953777 >>12953773 She's a big girl

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 16:02:48 2015 No.12953810 File: 269 KB, 788x702, 1421028925733.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is too qt!

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 16:42:22 2015 No.12953927 >>12944142 The library reeks of mold. Patchouli rarely leaves the library. Therefore Patchouli reeks of mold.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 16:47:50 2015 No.12953953 >>12953927 i'll counter that syllogism 2D girls are soft and smell like roses Patchy is a 2D girl Therefore Patchy smells like roses

Anonymous Sun Jan 25 20:41:28 2015 No.12955028

>>12878584
She is not fat really but very soft and round because she uses magic to do just about everything.
She has severe asthma, so bad she chose to become an immortal youkai rather than live in continual fear of dying from it. So she never was athletic and now that she is an immortal she has no reason to use her body to do things.
Now on top of the asthma she also has anemia from using heavy metals and arsenic in alchemy. She cant die from it directly but it does make her sick from time to time.

>>	Anonymous Sun Jan 25 20:45:31 2015 No.12955042 How about laying on this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX5UWdTqXak

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 00:33:17 2015 No.12955764 I want to make her a true unmoving library. Eventually becoming so massive that the only way she can move is by magic, pinned in place by her own body.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 00:47:35 2015 No.12955793 File: 73 KB, 829x750, 1422043377282.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to put my mouth on Patchy's stomach and blow on it. why is life so hard

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 01:21:51 2015 No.12955891 File: 484 KB, 990x752, 1387337822640.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12955793 tfw you'll never even be able to rub her soft belly ;_;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 11:53:55 2015 No.12957687 >>12953953 2D can only have texture, so they can't be soft, only smooth. If you want a clean Patchouli, you'll have to bathe and diaper her every day!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 19:43:22 2015 No.12959528 >>12957687 Diaper threads were one of the best things to ever happen to the jay

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 19:46:21 2015 No.12959545 File: 81 KB, 400x400, 1403500548347.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli is scrawny like an AIDS patient

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 19:47:05 2015 No.12959549 File: 361 KB, 1200x848, Occult research patchy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] jaypee can't handle a smart intelligent woman that dabbles in the occult so they try and make her fat.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 20:09:44 2015 No.12959683 >>12873458 Patchy is too busy reading and casting spells to eat, and with all the calories spellcasting probably burns, I'll give her a weight of 95 pounds, max

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 20:25:58 2015 No.12959756 File: 230 KB, 850x675, 1380579303120.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12959683 see >>12885423 also pic related

Anonymous Mon Jan 26 23:03:50 2015 No.12960661
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>>12959756
This reminds me a lot of an old image that showed a patchy image a month for a calander year, and how her diet was just causing her to get fatter and fatter until she was chugging bottles of cola before november has her in an ambulance and december has her completely emaciated.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 26 23:55:18 2015 No.12960849 File: 446 KB, 800x1131, 17775497_p4.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12960661 This one?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 00:14:22 2015 No.12960904 >>12960661 I want to tease her as I jiggle that belly before planting a kiss on her cheek.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 00:45:02 2015 No.12961045 You guys are terrible. Patchouli's not some fat blob.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Jan 27 00:45:12 2015 No.12961048 File: 482 KB, 870x800, 1411519757548.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12955891 That meat must be kneaded, not rubbed. Kneaded in a rough and lewd manner.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 00:46:23 2015 No.12961057 File: 2.52 MB, 792x8779, patchy magic.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] mah pics

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 00:46:43 2015 No.12961060 File: 418 KB, 800x800, 1304646373439.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961045 Patchy's fat blobs

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 00:47:04 2015 No.12961062 >>12961045 I don't see people complaining about all the loli cast of this series being a living onahole in your point of view.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 00:47:56 2015 No.12961068 File: 802 KB, 1000x1000, cacb807911d63c6cc160fc9c945f2830.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961062 Pardon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 01:16:26 2015 No.12961190 File: 996 KB, 1000x1250, 32273020.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961045 Being fat is a sign of wealth...or something...I don't know. She eats a lot.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 02:17:27 2015 No.12961401 >>12961048 fat, not meat

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 02:35:27 2015 No.12961476 >>12940247 Cuddly chubby Patchouli! >>12953777 For me to hug!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 02:39:07 2015 No.12961492 File: 249 KB, 552x510, 1363849883363.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12961190 No, she doesn't.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 02:44:22 2015 No.12961509 >>12961190 I want to make that belly bigger by giving her a baby.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 10:35:35 2015 No.12962579 File: 135 KB, 480x480, 1412884478631.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12959528

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 27 23:14:44 2015 No.12965463 File: 92 KB, 691x1000, 1403393823968.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 28 00:10:25 2015 No.12965705 File: 193 KB, 800x570, 14993867.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did anyone get their hands on this mousepad? I'd love one of these. If anyone has hi-res art I'll commission one myself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 28 00:13:22 2015 No.12965719 >>12965705 support the original artist

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 28 00:31:47 2015 No.12965780 >>12965719 but they're sold out everywhere decently priced!

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 28 19:38:37 2015 No.12969028 File: 521 KB, 1200x1600, 3afeafef5224062d37a2dae64bdc42d5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How fast does Patchy get winded?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 00:09:56 2015 No.12974172 File: 191 KB, 700x1109, Patchouli-Knowledge-Anime-font-b-Dakimakura-b-font-Pillow-Case-font-b-Touhou-b-font-Project.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 00:17:02 2015 No.12974199 >>12974172 DEAD.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 11:11:26 2015 No.12975918 >>12974199 Soft girls are sleeping And Anon is getting ready to visit them

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 12:15:51 2015 No.12976078 >>12974172 rip fat 2hu master

Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:26:23 2015 No.12977945
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Would you pass your life in a library in order to be with Patchouli forever?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:40:20 2015 No.12978000 >>12977945 Of course, I am pretty much doing that already anyway.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 30 22:44:35 2015 No.12978022 >>12976078 wait.. is he seriously dead? oh my god i've masturbated to his art so much.. this is terrible...

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 00:25:07 2015 No.12978360 >>12977945 Depends. What's the Reading to Sex ratio?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 00:28:37 2015 No.12978365 I want to gangbang Patches tummy!

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 09:48:59 2015 No.12979644 I sometimes put on my bathrobe and pretend that i'm Patchouli

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 31 23:44:52 2015 No.12982545 What kind of music Patchy listen to?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:24:00 2015 No.12982676 Does she smoke dank?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:36:33 2015 No.12982732 >>12978022 The obituary was posted in his publisher's magazine. He has passed away.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 1 00:51:03 2015 No.12982791 >>12982676 Yea

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:17:45 2015 No.12991451 >>12873458 Excuse me OP but that picture might be a bit too lewd

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 21:27:18 2015 No.12991479 >>12873458 I wish I had a cute Patchy cosplayer and make them gain a little bit of weight to become Fatchouli!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 22:16:13 2015 No.12991647 >>12991479 The only good one has lost weight, and is all the better for it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 2 23:22:52 2015 No.12991901 Remeber to feed your fatchy! Their size indicates their happiness

Anonymous Tue Feb 3 12:30:46 2015 No.12993893

>>12977945
If I could I would pass my life in a library anyway, I love reading and researching various shit, especially music history.

In patchy's library I could probably get a music listening room set up somewhere with all kinds of references. I'd love to explore the various kinds of music created in Gensokyo and see what sort of ethnic influences would be found there. An ethnomusicology study of Gensokyo's residents! That would be fucking cool.

And it's not like I would diverse from my research or anything. I wouldn't dream of sneaking up behind patchy and running my arms gently down her hair and over her neck as I lean in from behind and kiss her ear. I would never then proceed to lick her neck and whisper sweet nothings into her ears as my hands travel down further to her breasts and tummy, telling her how much I love her and how beautiful I think her body is whether she's chubby or not. I'd never then silence her embarassed protests by locking her in a kiss and teasing her nipples with one hands until they're erect. And of course, I'd never then disrobe her and make passionate love right on the table while her books fall to the floor, not stopping until she'd cum again and again. And when we were done, we wouldn't possibly cuddle in a comfy reading chair, satisfied at the exercise we just had. Impossible.

It's amazing how different cultures' music is even in our world; for example, the concept of "harmony" as we know is almost entirely a Western phenomenon. Other cultures rarely incorporate harmony in to music the way we do if at all, such as African music that typically features a strong rhythm with just a strong melody line.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 16:34:33 2015 No.12999361 File: 1.61 MB, 1000x1390, pache_quadtits2_bigger.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Busty Patche

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 17:22:55 2015 No.12999547 >>12999361 Don't deface such a nice picture.

Anonymous Wed Feb 4 17:30:37 2015 No.12999586

>>12993893
Now how many African "musicians" are touring the world and making hundreds of millions of dollars? I wouldn't suggest bullying an asthmatic in a house filled with monsters, either.

>>12999547
Saved, fapped, and saved again. The lower tits should be completely covered, though.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 20:14:02 2015 No.13000367 File: 206 KB, 850x850, flub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to lay down on patchouli's tummy and hear all the gas she just got from eating books! Silly patchy, books are for reading!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 4 20:15:02 2015 No.13000374 >>12982545 RIPPITY RAP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUge4tMKCDs No one escapes the jaw.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:01:38 2015 No.13001309 >>12960849 did she died?

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 00:03:28 2015 No.13001317 >>13000367 I want to feed patchy until she's so large that I can use her belly as a chair and her breasts as pillows. Then we can read together, a small blush on her face at our closeness.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 13:11:54 2015 No.13003142 File: 182 KB, 833x833, Patchouli Cuddles.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Patchouli will never cuddle me, it hurts ;-;

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 13:24:00 2015 No.13003169 >>13003142 >not dreaming about patchouli

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 13:56:54 2015 No.13003304 File: 119 KB, 569x661, Patchouli 210.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to help Patchouli make mini Patchoulis

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:43:02 2015 No.13004802 File: 253 KB, 850x1029, resist.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13000367 A high-fiber patche is a happy patche! That being said, stop looking at that book like that, you rascal!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 20:48:10 2015 No.13004823 File: 239 KB, 850x1202, funky pop photoshop.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13000374 >>12982545 Funky pop photoshop patchouli is on the groove!

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:07:41 2015 No.13004901 I want to hide her inhaler from her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:19:17 2015 No.13004945 >>13004901 She would just use magic to blow air inside herself. I wonder if she uses her powers to prank the rest of the sdm.

Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:26:32 2015 No.13004972

>>13004945
Remilia trying to look and act charismatic. Fart sounds.

Mirror image on Flandre when she's already splitting up, confusing the hell out of main Flandre.

Reversal of Sakuya's time stop magic (ie haste)

Giving any of the girls massive boobs on a whim.

I don't know how to prank Meiling. She's too awesome.

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 5 21:38:33 2015 No.13005015 >>13004972 >I don't know how to prank Meiling. Nightmares, of course.

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 08:47:21 2015 No.13008031 File: 35 KB, 241x197, patchyhonk.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13004901

>>	Anonymous Fri Feb 6 09:31:08 2015 No.13008214 >>13004972 Simple, put her hand in water while she is asleep.

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 7 14:19:44 2015 No.13014810 File: 141 KB, 850x1099, flub.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to flub patchouli's blub!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 14:50:18 2015 No.13020292 >>13014810 Fatshaming Patchouli! Making her feel disgusted by her own body!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 14:59:09 2015 No.13020346 >>13004972 What combination of elements lets you control time and create mass?

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 15:08:34 2015 No.13020413 >>13014810 >been going to the gym lately >been more interested in patchy lately as well Is patchy the highest test touhou? I want to take a shower and squeeze her plump belly from behind.

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 8 15:36:13 2015 No.13020551 >>13020413 If you like fatties, you've failed the test.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 03:45:23 2015 No.13023894 File: 167 KB, 858x583, 787fd80ccb4aff9677e7f0b43b79f2a8.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12976078

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 04:53:38 2015 No.13024139 >>12953953 Patchy smells like Chris-Chan and you damn well know it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:00:30 2015 No.13024165 >>12960849 Do you think Patchy gets gallstones?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 05:36:13 2015 No.13024255 File: 566 KB, 850x609, fun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to go on an adventure with these lovely ladies.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:08:00 2015 No.13025047 File: 882 KB, 850x793, Patchouli 21.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13024139 No she doesn't, you gross nerd.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:32:21 2015 No.13025140

>>12982545
Hippedy Hop, the more glamorous and douchey the better.
She really likes Yeezy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXMJ-V6MCzw

>>12982676
She prefers MDMA and the Coco.

>>12999586
>Now how many African "musicians" are touring the world and making hundreds of millions of dollars?
Do you even realize that almost all popular music is partially built on afro-american slave music?
Especially Techno, House and subgenres thereof still retain that bare percussion with simple melodies thing these days.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 11:53:50 2015 No.13025226 >>13020292 Which in turn causes her to stress each and get bigger and softer! I like the way you think anon. I want to become a chubby patchy's assistant, bringing her snacks and books and rubbing her tubby belly when it feels upset.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:50:14 2015 No.13025452 >>13024139 Patchouli bathes. Do you bathe?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 12:53:31 2015 No.13025468 File: 17 KB, 207x253, JC_Fact.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025452 >Patchouli bathes

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:11:32 2015 No.13025944 File: 44 KB, 600x600, 1269048255708.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025468 Evidence coming through.

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 14:53:13 2015 No.13026159

>>13025452
In Japan, you clean yourself by showering outside the bath, then soaking in it afterwards. Just sitting in water doesn't mean she's actually any clean.

>>13025944
I'm going to need better evidence. A single showering image will suffice, and not one where Koakuma is dragging her in. >>12943556

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:03:17 2015 No.13026229 File: 412 KB, 665x1099, Patchouli Showers.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13026159 Patchouli lives in Gensokyo, not Japan.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:12:32 2015 No.13026277 File: 443 KB, 600x848, PUDGE THE BUTCHA.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13025226 >Not listening to her upset belly too You almost surpassed pleb tier.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 15:16:44 2015 No.13026295 >>13026159 Well that's not fair. What if she doesn't like showers?

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 16:52:29 2015 No.13026757 >>12909647 when who

proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Mon Feb 9 17:52:25 2015 No.13027068

>>13026277
Goddamn.

I want to manhandle that belly.
I want to hug her from the back, sink my fingers in that meaty tummy and roughly knead and shake her to get all her patchu body to jiggle all over. I wanna leave a mark where my hands were from groping her meat so hard. I wanna bite her.

GODDAMN

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 18:39:18 2015 No.13027291 >>13027068 This post makes me want to vomit. How can you like loli and fatti?

Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:36:38 2015 No.13028481

>>13026277
I want to rub her gurgling belly after she drinks a potion, fearful that she may have put in a wrong engredient.

I want to hold her hand as her bloated tummy swells with softness, advancing across her lap.

I want her to blush as the potion strikes her bosom next, the heavy orbs straining her gowns chest as they grown.

I want her to whimper in embarrassment and pleasure as her titanic tush and hips expand, almost touching the sides of her great chair.

I want her hand to drag mine to her jiggling chest as it continues growing, her eyes wet with need as she begs me to relieve her.

I want her to moan in pleasure as it tweek and suckle her breasts, to gasp as I fondle her padded rear and hips.

I want her to slowly pull away her lower gown and reveal that she is naked beneath her portly belly, womanhood slick with need.

I want her to tell me to take her, allowing me to thrust into her soft form as she gasps heated breaths.

I want her to scream as she climaxes, pulling me deep into her plush form as fell fall asleep.

I want her to tell me next day the she found a cure, her face a little red as she looks into my eyes.

I want her to have me sit with her after telling me she won't be needing it.

I want Remilia to spoil the mood and ask if we did it and how patchy got so fat

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:45:10 2015 No.13028525 >>13028481 and finally... I want her to check my grammar and spelling.

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 9 22:47:25 2015 No.13028537 >>13028525 Phones are a bitch. I'd take more time on a PC. Sorry.

>>	proREMIRIAt Elite Force Comman(...) !rSDMROXTB. Tue Feb 10 11:04:57 2015 No.13031102 >>13027291 Lolis must slender and petite. Onee-sans must meaty and fertile.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 13:24:23 2015 No.13031704 File: 1.86 MB, 2480x3507, Touhou.full.1727086.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 14:22:42 2015 No.13032020 >>13031102 They both should be slender and petite. And stop calling fat meat. There's a difference. You don't sink your fingers into meat.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 15:12:25 2015 No.13032320 >>13027291 Chubby lolis are the devil's greatest temptation.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 20:24:37 2015 No.13033932 File: 1.33 MB, 1399x2000, 07_0007.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 20:50:34 2015 No.13034070 >>13032320 That only makes me feel badly that their parents don't care about their child's current or future health.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 10 21:42:34 2015 No.13034349 >>13034070 >their parents The artists?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 02:16:50 2015 No.13035496 >>13025047 I'm sorry, but Patchy's cute feet are smelly!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 07:25:35 2015 No.13036383 File: 524 KB, 900x570, Patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13035496 No they're not, they smell sweetly. You just want them to smell for your gross, nerd fantasies.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 13:20:10 2015 No.13037324 File: 607 KB, 1198x793, 2432424.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 13:25:15 2015 No.13037338 File: 80 KB, 500x438, 500.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13037324 >her plump body is jiggling everywhere Repulsive.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 13:26:17 2015 No.13037344 File: 166 KB, 384x509, 1410012817834.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13037324

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 19:53:12 2015 No.13038583 >>13037324 Heavenly.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 11 22:19:16 2015 No.13039095 File: 82 KB, 535x316, 7ca.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 18:14:54 2015 No.13043064 >>12902988 181cm 90kg fit :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Feb 12 20:30:12 2015 No.13043713 >>13031704 > tfw i know the artist

>>	Anonymous Sat Feb 14 15:33:06 2015 No.13051953 File: 1.30 MB, 2011x900, Patchy Comfy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I want to nap with Patchouli!

>>	Anonymous Sun Feb 15 16:51:44 2015 No.13056367 Pretty purple Patchy is pleasantly pudgy! I want to pinch, poke and pull her puffy paunch!

>>	Anonymous Mon Feb 16 23:56:26 2015 No.13063665 >Posted by Anonymous 43 days and 9 hours ago ...how?

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 17 00:06:50 2015 No.13063707 >>13063665 /jp/ is slow

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 17 00:26:17 2015 No.13063772 >>13063665 >he didn't see the maria thread >he doesn't read the really slow boards

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 17 09:52:24 2015 No.13065316 >>13063665 >43 days It felt like this thread was up for a week at best. What am I doing with my life? >...how? Please don't post like that.

>>	Anonymous Tue Feb 17 10:46:31 2015 No.13065484 File: 87 KB, 713x900, Mecha Patchouli.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mecha-Patchy!

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