/jp/ - Otaku Culture

I forgot to say rabbit rabbit again

>>12866036
me too dude…

Eientei a shit
lunarian scum a shit
Tei a shit
Kaguy a shit

Eirin and Reisen are good though

wow fuck wrong house, I meant to go hang out at the SDM, looks like I was walking in the wrong direction

>>12866039

I don't think Mokou has any particular dislike for the people at Eientei, Kaguya aside.

Tewi is so fxxking cute.

>>12866029
Whatever man, it's not like I want to be here, you know?

>>12866049
You walked for hours on a bamboo forest and you didn't realize that you were on the wrong direction?

>>12866150
S-shut up you smug rabbit.

>>12866150

Alright you got me, truth is I wanted to lick some rabbit pussy.

>>12866150
The things I'd do to that rabbit.

>>12866196
What about the things she would do to you?

>>12866216
I don't think I want to know that.

>>12866216
Tell me out them

>>12866236
She would keep you in debt and tease you until you rape her, like that one doujin.

>>12866242
How would she get me into debt, though?

>>12866029
Touhou Project

>>12866258
Blackmail or something.

Sexy blackmail.

>>12866266
I'd total widen her anal circumference.

Copy that

>>12866029
Cool, thanks dude!

>>12866029
Copy That

copy that

eric meme bro

For Personal Computer

>>12866266
Gensokyo contract law must be fucked to allow debts incurred through coercion.

Nice surprise boxes

copy that

>>12866455
>>12866292
>>12866285
>>12866281

You nerds wanna let me in on what this epic meme is??

>>12866592
/v/ spilling over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80kDRoso_X8

>>12866600
that's a long neck

>>12866617
Do we really have that many people from /v/ here?

>>12866266
Pedophilia didn't exist back then so what could she do?

>>12866600
Is this a /v/ meme? Why can't we have cool and funny memes like them? All we get are idols and lolis.

>>12866653

Because we are remnants of a dying culture, because we are only waiting to expire.

god I hate kancolle

>>12866627
I never go to /v/

I haven't even a play station or xbox

/v/ is everywhere
you can't avoid the /v/
you can only politely ask them to go away

>>12866674
I have an xbox and a computer and I never go to /v/
Everything I could ever want is at /jp/

>>12866653
We used to be a net exporter of 4chan memes but then the quality of /jp/ memes declined so we gave up.

Would Reisen be more popular if she had floppy ears like Tewi?

>>12866751
Reisen is too jaded and cynical. I don't think it would help.

>>12866742
Maybe we should come up with new memes. It could be fun!

>>12866764
She's still cute. It would be nice if her ears weren't rumpled to all hell though.

>>12866742
What was the last meme we exported?

How do you pronounce Tewi?

The-wii?
Teh-wheeeeeeeeeeeee?
Two-whee?
Please don't tell me it's pronounced TAY as in TAY SACHS.

>>12866774
I want her to call be 'kid' and belittle me.

>>12866774
I like her ears like that though

>>12866782
te-nu

>>12866764
But that's the moonbitch Reisen one

>>12866782
I always pronounced it two-whee, but I doubt that's right.

>>12866790
I thought it was Tei and the w was silent

>>12866782
teh-whee

>>12866782
TE GÜI

>>12866782
It's pronounced Tei and written as てゐ
ゐ is pronounced "i", and not "wi", which is why it's no longer used, since い is pronounced the same way

>>12866776

"Please respond" probably, or "underrated post" though I'm not sure if that originated here.

>>12866751
she could be more popular if she had not left her title as 2hu slut

>>12866782
pronouncing it without the W is the correct way

but 'tei-wee' just sounds too cute and it's how I hear it in my head anyway

>>12866805

No. The japanese are idiots and somehow lose the ability to use certain sounds over time. Just because they can no longer produce the WI sound doesn't mean we should be restricted like they are.

It is pronounced teh-WI because we can. Because we are better at ancient Japanese than the Japanese themselves.
Linguistic pride worldwide.

>>12866805
What is the point of romanizing ゐ as 'wi' then

>>12866764

Reisen? Jaded and cynical? The fuck have you been smoking.

>>12866835
Years of putting up with Tewi's shit has taken it's toll.

>>12866826
consistency I guess, sorta like how を is usually romanized as 'wo' even though most people pronounce it as 'o'

>>12866742
/jp/ existence itself is a meme.

>>12866764
>>12866841
Uh-huh, sure.

>>12866825
And because it's cuter.

>>12866946
Reisen is a scammer.

>>12866782
Do you pronounce Reisen like raisin?

>>12866994
How? The thing she's selling works.

>>12866994
Reisen often tries to keep for herself of the money made by selling Eirin's medicines.

>>12866999
I always did, only other way I could see to say it is "ree-son" and that sounds completely wrong.

>>12866999
I though it was ra-hi-zen

>>12867083
some of the money*

>>12867094
I always pronounced it ray-sen

>>12867105
I say it like that : http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eiFsns8TWA

Through to be honest, I never get to say it as there's no touhoufag in my neighbourhood.
;_;

>>12867080
Nah, she made a deal with the rat youkai.

>>12867118
That would be 'raisen'

>>12867118
Yeah, all this talk of pronunciation makes it sound as if we ever say the names out loud. It's all just mental pronunciation.

But what if there's an oral test to get into Gensokyo after we die?

>>12866795
It is Tei (like Tay or Tae). The "w" is silent. Same goes for the "w" is Tenshi's surname Hinanawi.

>>12866999
Rei, as in 'teh rei', sorta like 'ray', but with a very soft and subtle 're' sound, almost halfway pronouncing it as "lei". And Sen, like the word 'send', making sure to pronounce the e as 'eh' and not like 'sin'

>>12867171
Japanese is probably one of the easiest languages to pronounce. Just learn some kana and you'll probably pass dude.
Unless you meant a different kind of oral test…

There will never be a FPS starring teh Reisen "Cold War" Udongein Inaba.

>>12867236
Go to >>12819912

>>12867243
Just voicing my wish, m8

>>12867258
Take your hands out of your pocket and it might become reality.

>>12867266
Thanks for the encouragement, m8

>>12867283
Check Serious Sam 3.
Some cunts "made" touhou models (in fact ripped already existing models for lel upvotes and karma and subscribe and thumb up XDDD) in order to replace the original player characters. so it's possible to totally mod it into a touhou mod.
There's already a mod replacing helicopters by Nue's UFOs.

>>12867236
INS mod lets you play as Reisen fwiw.

>>12867339
>not a FPS
>doesn't have Reisen talking to herself about how war is hell and she wants to quickly kill everyone and then go home

>>12867236
There's Reisen Doom.

>>12867171
Better pull out the balogna and start practicing.

>>12867127
Uh-huh, sure.

today I will remind them…

>>12866815
you guys made "who are you quoting". "please respond" has been around for ages.

>>12867420
Reisen pls, I know your tricks. Tell Eirin I'm waiting for the next batch of cocaine.

>>12867516

No. "please respond" is /jp/ trademarked intellectual property. It began here because /jp/ is slow as shit. It wouldn't have made sense for it to begin in one of the more congested boards.

>>12866029
FUCK YOU, TEWI.

YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

STOP MAKING REISEN'S LIFE A LIVING HELL.

FUCK,
YOU.

>>12868445
Cowards deserve to be punished

>fucking moot I can't unpload a fucking file

>>12868502
I got hard after reading your post.

Do you know why? I'll tell you.

When I read "unpload", I couldn't stop thinking about a little anon making those "unp" onomatopoeia after every failed upload, with teary eyes and a red blushing face.

I know this is irrelevant to the thread topic, so I'll post a Tewi to redeem myself.

>>12867339
are you an oldfag or one of the stinko Koreans that still plays that antiquated mod?

>>12868687
Not him, but I did play a lot of GG when it was fresh. Too bad the community shriveled up and died when TF2 went F2P.

>>12868687
Nice suprise box homo.

>>12868846
Before TF2 became F2P, everyone was extremely skilled. Pyros knew how to blow people to avoid them dying to flames, people weren't constantly spamming MEDIC, and there weren't that much snipers.

>>12868641
Jesus H I wanna fuck Tewi, BAD

>>12869064

Back off buddy, she's mine.

>>12869064
Why would you fuck a troll in the first place is beyond me.

sage for eientei

>>12869340
Mokou, pls.

>>12866029
Copy that.

>>12869372
Teruyo makes me deruyo.

>>12869340
Eientei already has a sage.

>>12866764


reisen being jaded and cynical is why I like her.

I wonder if the regular earth bunnies know her history. if I was ever in eientei, id trick one of them into asking her if she felt like a hero yet, just to see her face.

>>12866782
2wii

>>12870610
I wish I could write. The jaded and cynical Reisen sounds a lot better than the uselessly sexy moeblob.

>>12871395
I hope you realize the "useless rabbit only good for sex appeal" is a joke and even in doujinshii, Reisen is not portrayed that way.

She likes to complain though, as seen in the games and the manga.

>>12871535
>I hope you realize the "useless rabbit only good for sex appeal" is a joke and even in doujinshii, Reisen is not portrayed that way.
I'm sorry mate, but in ALL western fanfictions that I read, Reisen is like that.
Hard-working but clumsy, and usually treated as a doorstep by everyone else.

I just like the idea of a cynical, sarcastic Reisen a lot.

>>12871553
>western fanfictions
I think that is the problem.

I am not telling you to learn Japanese, but I will say that Western Touhou fanction tends to be shit.

>>12871624
I shoulda bet that there would be a faggot with his maymay "hurf durf everything western is shit, read original glorious nippon fanfiction which has been proofread a million time".

>>12871553
...well, I have no experiences in Touhou western fanfiction so no help there.

>>12871652
Only Touhou "western fanfiction" I read is the yukkuri fic and while I find them decent, they do not stand out enough to be the norm nor provide me enough interest to venture further.

>>12871659
Well, first, for 100 actual fanfictions, there's 1 that you'll like.
Yes, I said "you'll like", because if we start looking for good fanfictions, it's something else. I was often recommended "good" stories that were in fact piece of shit. Like that one called The Game.

>>12871671
I got no time for this shit when I still haven't finished the jap ones.

>>12871671
>>12871676
On other hand, sounds like that guy got it right.

Western fanfiction tends to be shit if the rate of "likeable" fanfiction is 1 per 100.

>>12871686
Most of anything tends to be shit. It's much worse with fanfiction because the barrier of entry is nonexistent.

>>12871693
So pretty much nothing wrong with what he said then.

>>12871693
At least there are less stories of Mary-Sue in touhou since most of the cast is OP as fuck.
There are still shit stories like that, but less than in other fandom. Like the Sonic fandom.

>>12866946
Pu~nish~ment~time~

>>12871876
>gently scolded her
More like : "beat the crap outta her until she was unconcious"

>>12871896
It's almost impressive how Eirin takes rabbit torture to an art form.

>>12872207
>Inaba

>>12872207
She is Sekibanki's thread's muse.

>>12866776
BEAN
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>>12869315
This is so good, mang.

So good.

>>12866742
It doesn't matter, because pretty much everyone from /v/, /a/, and /vg/ browses /jp/

>>12866776
doesn't cuteposting originate here?

I've seen a lot of

>I'm gonna marry _____!
>verb with _______!
>I love _______!

on other boards over this past year.

>>12873510
cuteposting isn't a meme it's a way of life

>Today I will remind them...

Oi Reisin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFRq4DxqaMo