/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Too bad she doesn't exist.

>>12844086

That's okay, I have a vivid imagination.

>>12844013
But that's too big and fat to cuddle. You can't cuddle fat.

>>12844573
>implying that isn't the perfect body to cuddle

Brush Gradient hair.

>>12844086
Can you prove that?

>>12844013
Oh my goddesses! She is adorable. I think I'm in love... I'd love to cuddle with her, too!!

>>12844573
More to love, anon. More to love.

>cuddle
There are lots of things I want to do with that body and cuddling certainly isn't the first one.

>>12844573
Byakuren would canonically be lean with some muscle on her, so yeah, I have a problem with this image aswell.

>>12846256
That's not an implication, it's a declaration. If it's too large to wrap around and too heavy to be nestled by, it can't be cuddled. Unless you're Hagrid, you have no use for someone that size.

>>12847145
Only ugly people say that. Heezy is a fit and healthy wizard-monk.

>>12844013
I want hair like that

I will follow her on her path to enlightment.

>>12847259
I'd happily do a lot more than cuddle her myself~

>>12847315
Real classy, anon. I happen to think it's true and apparently, so does the OP.

>>12847782
Hair like that would be absolutely lovely. I'm trying to grow mine out, but it's quite slow going.

>>12847852
May I tag along?

loveliest tuhu

>>12851765
Nein. She may have natural beauty thanks to freezing herself in makai, but as a chaste monk, she doesn't know how to enhance her beauty. There are many other 2hus that rank above her, such as Yuyuko, Kaguya, Tenshi, Yukari, Elly, Mima, Mamizou, and Kosuzu.

>>12844013
she's not real

>>12852218
>but as a chaste monk
hahaha, that's a good one dude

>>12847782
Im going to do it
My hair is sandy brown already I just need to find coloring that won't fuck me up

>>12852218
you cant blame her for wanting to experience the worldy enjoyments of her lewd body.

She became, after all, a healthy young girl.

I love Muscle Monk!

>>12852496
She already whored herself out in her younger, rebellious days. Now she has cleaned herself up and is working for the Lord. You know the type.

>>12847315
>If it's too large to wrap around and too heavy to be nestled by
That's how I like it.
You skinny bitches can scram, /jp/ is healthy central.

>>12847852
disciples might follow her for entirely different reasons.

REMOVE BYAKUSHIT
REMOVE BYAKUSHIT
LONG LIVE CROWN PRINCE

Her costume is nice.

>>12853010
Man, I want to crawl under her skirt and smell her motherly scent.

>>12853008
you forgot the "remove youkai one"

>>12853008
Remove Byakuren.
Remove Youkai.
Remove Royalty.
Remove Gods
Remove Moonbitchs

Only man is meant to exist. Nothing else.

>>12853230
>Remove Moonbitchs
Fuck you man.

>>12853260
>Moon lover
You're the fucking worst

>>12853283
Not a dedicated lover, but how can you dislike them?

My glasses arrive in a few days.

>>12853290
>"she is otherwise completely useless, only good for sex, just look at them legs!"

>>12853290

I think by moonbitches he meant those two fucking princess whores who actually live on the moon.
Or at least I hope so, no one fucks with Eientei motherfucker.

>>12853292

WHAT
HOW
WHY

EXPLAAAAAAIIIIIIIIINNNN

>>12853292
they are very cool.

thinking of ordering them as well.

needs more lewd.

Is her sutra scroll of the kama variety?

>>12853283
>implying the opinion of a fucking earthling is worth shit
Keep dreaming your low-level dreams, groundwalker.

>>12853332
You're a moron too, plebeian. You cannot grasp the true form of the moonhoney's cuteness, as you're too focused on your shallow half-baked reading of the manga.

>>12853290
>Reisen's tail
muh dick!

>>12853332
yeah, I mean those fucking sluts

>>12853404
you lost the fucking war, still mad moon loser

>>12853597
>using the Hakurei maiden as bait
Holy fuck Yukari must be retarded. There's no canon book saying what happens when you murder Reimu, but on a scale from 0 to Tchernobyl, it must be pretty bad.
Yukari was stupid to do that.

>>12853610
It's probably 0.

Aya was pretty "whatever, we have to find a new shrine maiden".

>>12853620
>trusting a youkai
I know you're with byakubitch, but come on, use your brain. These things eat people like you for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner. And night snack.
Why do you trust something that will murder you absent-mindedly in front of the TV and then chew on your lifeless, bloody corpse, tearing chunks of your arms as you're shaking in a horribly painful agony?

>>12853610
Good thing Reimu wasn't killed and all of you got an ass burned, just as planned

>>12853637
This is turning into roleplay. I'll stop here.

You're still shit for supporting the man-eating youkai. Youkais.

>>12853641
c'mon, how you can't support something so cute?
and if I remember correctly, no one have ever seen Yukari eat nothing but tea and cookies.
also
Byakuren a shit

>>12853717
>c'mon, how you can't support something so cute?
Google "venus trap".
>and if I remember correctly, no one have ever seen Yukari eat nothing but tea and cookies.
Yeah, no one. BECAUSE SHE MURDERS PEOPLE BEFORE EATING THEM.
That's why nobody saw her eating anyone. There were NO SURVIVORS.
>Byakuren a shit
A hypocrit, know-it-all, brutal, vicious, nagging, sanctimonious bitch.

>>12853722
>scorning youkai
>and yet defending xeno scum
I'm quoting your deranged psychology.

>>12853732
Mankind has a chance to ascend to Bhava-Agra and become celestials who are basically gods.
Youkai are just byproducts. Filthy, corrupted, tainted byproducts.

>>12853722
>There were NO SURVIVORS.
There is a bunch of youkais who no needed to eat human meat (o even food) to survive.

also, If I were an human eating youkai I would never dress something white, blood stains are hard to remove.

>>12853722
>There were NO SURVIVORS
Atleast you can talk.

>>12853747
I dunno for you, but personally I don't go outside with the same clothes that I wear for eating.

Besides, you eat fsteak, right? Are you the one butchering the cow?

>>12853765
I never go outside ;_;

>>12853802
Damn shame, the outside is beautiful.
As long as you cover your ears and ignore the screams, of course.

>>12844573
>>12847294

>>12847259
Foreplay cuddling with Byakuren!

>>12856606

translate it, weebs

Slay youkai

>>12856629
Please don't cuddle me, ``kudasai.''