/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Reimu's genes are weak due to generations of inbreeding in order to keep the Hakurei bloodline pure. High spiritual power, but a constitution that's below average. It's why her mother died young.

Too lewd.

It's yours!

I'm gonna be sick

Ultimately, I reject sexuality because of the impurity of its reproductive process. The smartest girl I've ever met is a monkey compared to me, the smartest woman I have HEARD of is a child, and I am going to mix up the genes of my brain with THAT?

The subhumans will find this outrageous, but the subhumans are addicted to a bunch of chemicals in the brain and can't see beyond an orgasm, so of course they'll be outraged; they have their eyes ON THE NEXT HIT, not on the future. And besides, their genes are so mediocre that the worst that can happen to them by mixing is more mediocrity, and if they are lucky they might even get a lucky hit. That's why sexual reproduction is indeed a sound strategy — IF YOU ARE MEDIOCRE.

Now it's true that in the long term, if I get a good wife, and if our children mix with other good children from good families and have many descendants, a higher race, or at any rate a higher tribe will result, as with the aristocrats of old. But there is no more higher caste to protect and nurture them today, and my son could very well pick up some plebeian slut because she is pretty. He wouldn't be compelled to find a wife FROM WITHIN HIS CASTE, because THERE SIMPLY WOULDN'T BE ONE. Also, I wouldn't have many children because it's not the custom anymore. What modern wife would agree to give birth five or ten times? Also, I want immediate results, if possible, not a hundred years after I die.

Ergo, the only way forward for us is cloning.

>>12847066
aww she got my eyes

>>12847257
same

>>12847257
> they have their eyes ON THE NEXT HIT, not on the future.
> I want immediate results, not a hundred years after I die.

>>12847257
Smug as fuck

>>12847257
icyposting sure has gotten popular lately.

>>12846971
This pasta is stale.

>>12847257
You sound like one of those arrogant assholes that have no idea what are they talking about and sound horribly pretentious while doing so.
That or you are on level that allows you to build cloning machine in garage over weekend with things bough in grocery store.

>>12847285

I just wrote that, though.

>>12847320
It was that bad.

>>12846971
Spoken like a true secondary.

/jp/, be honest with me. Which 2hu would you seriously impregnate, and would you take responsibility? Why or why not?

I would impregnate the Yamabiko, and start a family of loyal shrine workers.

>>12849762
That drawing is really good at giving off the feeling of coldness.

>>12849762
2hu I would impregnate, and take responsibility for.

>>12849762

>>12849812

that's wet snow, can't be that cold

>>12849762
Too loud for my taste

>>12846958

You know how this works; you and she get killed shortly after the kid is born, and she gets raised by Genji.

>>12850061
That's too grimdark anon. How did you reach that conclusion?

I just calculated that it would 10 days to look at all the touhou fanart, assuming that it takes 2 seconds to look at fanart and you don't sleep or eat. The total amount of fanart I used for this calculation is based off of danbooru. The question is what percentage of the touhou fanart on the web is on danbooru? Does anyone have an estimate as to how much there is?

How long would it take to consume all touhou images every created?

>>12849762
Honestly I would impregnate em all and run away/disappear. Kinda like what I did to a girl when I was studying abroad.

>>12850106
That's not the image I posted.

>>12850114
What will you do if your child one day shows up at your doorstep?

>>12850129
She aborted or so I heard. I don't know what to do.

>>12849762
Koishi, she would know stuff i want to do without me even realizing i wanted it and id have to take care of the kid because odds are she would be the one to just leave for no reason.

>>12850113
But right now there are 1,767,701 on pixiv, and 159,806 of those are multi pagers. And that's just pixiv.

>>12846958
Autism

>>12850150
Where do you think you are?

>>12850148
>>12850113
Is someone willing to take the test? I am starting to think it would take a half a year if someone did this but slept and ate.

There has to be more images of touhou than Jesus.

>>12849762
Yukari

I want to make little demons with her.

>>12849762
I want a family of magicians.
Also she's one of the few characters who wouldn't try to eat my flesh.

>>12850177
People do crazy things for power.
Your kids wouldn't have the ability to perform magic anyway. You'd have to go for a youkai.

>>12850182
They'll learn from us, anon.
I didn't mean that they would be born magicians, obviously.

>>12850182
Byakuren pls go

>>12849762
Having good kids with the Yama. Even if I gotta raise them by myself they'll right & wrong just like Shiki.

>>12850188
>Byakuren
I only like wicked girls.

>>12850185
Gensokian humans have innate magical ability. They can only learn what they're capable of. If you're lucky, one kid might have random bursts that could be controlled with intense training, but they would never be able to fly.

>>12850200
I'm pretty sure you pulled that out of your ass, anon.

>>12850170
>2 seconds
Try 60. 90% of anything is shit, and if you assume the average multi pager is 5 pages, you'll have 250,000 at 8 hours a day taking 521 days to complete. Have fun.
Then you have to add artbooks and doujinshi.

>>12850205
It must be nice being a secondary. While you're out ruining the Kirisame bloodline, I'll be busy extending my lifespan and having orgies with devils and bookworms.

>>12850200
Actually all Gensokyo humans have the ability to slay Youkai from being descendants of hard-core Youkai slayers (Who strong spiritual people/masters of magic) that mellowed out after the contract was made.

Any human who practices magic (Which is basically Science)/religion (Being an absolute follower/putting faith in your god & believing they are giving you the strength to fight whoever comes your way) delivers powers. But above only applies to humans who are in Gensokyo like area's not the Outside World.

Wanting kids with youkais are disgusting. All youkais and youkai lovers needs to be exterminated.

DEUS VULT.

>>12850252
>not wanting to make your own x-men
I guess they'd be y-girls in this case.

>>12850252
you need to be exterminated

>>12850267
youkai enabler pls die.
>>12850288
hag fucker.

>>12849762
Alice because I'd be curious to see how she deals with a kid. Would she treat them like her dolls?

>>12850303
Alice seems like a petulant child with a need for control. So yeah. Shed probably expect her children to be 100% subservient, including modeling whatever stupid blue dresses she comes up with like an old timey barbie.

>>12850303
>Would she treat them like her dolls?
She stuffs her dolls with gunpowder and throws them at people.
I really hope she doesn't treat her children like she treats her dolls.

>>12850303
>>12850310
>not wanting to be dressed in doll clothes and shown off to everyone, be spoiled and pampered, cuddle and kiss all day, bathe and sleep together, and be inappropriately touched at night and while no one's looking
It was originally for Alice as an older sister, but it still works.

>>12850322
My older sister did none of those things for me.

I'd have Aya bear my child. Hopefully her spirit would only break after having the child instead of all those months in my rape dungeon.

>>12850341
I'd have Aya bear my children as well. Seems we've got a conflict.

>>12850339
You really missed out, then.

>>12850347
I'd invite you over for some three-way fun if you were fine with that. Unless Aya loved you, then I would kidnap you and make another 2hu make you hers right in front of Aya. Sorry.

>>12849866
Breeding with ghosts is impossible.

>>12849762
I want to have a large clutch of eggs with Okuu and help her keep them warm in her nest of love.

>>12850491
Raven eggs are green with brown spots, not white. They blew it.

>>12850303
I hope not. You are aware that she uses her dolls as bomb, right?

>>12850410
You should just rape him in front of aya and impregnate him.

I still want 60 kids Momiji.

>>12850870
Why so many? You're going to have a hard time remembering their names.

>>12850870
*with

I prefer food babies.

>>12850873

If you can remember 150 pokemon names, remembering 60 is should be a piece of cake.

>>12851082
I don't think anyone will make a touhourap.

>>12850870
Momijis sloppy, worn out, baggy, loose, slippery and comforting mommy cunny~~

>>12851075
So turds?

>>12851501
Thats racist!

>>12850410
I wonder which 2hu would you hire to do that

Well, good luck with her. I on the other hand have to meet the in-law's expectations like doing some researches or doing some advertisement on the village, other than extortion like one of them currently do. Tiring? Yes. Worth it? Fuck yeah.

Oh god why this doujin is so sad

>>12851605
Wow. I'm really impresed that her kid is not black

>>12850871
If he can remember 100+ touhous I think he can remember about half as many wolf tengus

>>12851605
>aya x sanae

>>12850106

The fact that Reimu doesn't have parents didn't tip you off?

>>12849762
The mouse one. She is built for sex.

>>12852187
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=sendai_hakurei_no_miko

>>12852227

1,1k

jfc

>>12852227
oh god this shit is like the lucario of 2hu fandom

>>12850410
Nah, I'd just kill you. Aya's not to be raped.

>>12851456
I almost vomited while reading that.

>>12852227
She's a thug.

>>12852215
I'd strain her petite body to the limit with all the kids I would give her.

>>12852304
What?

>>12852505
>not wanting to feel her dark brown, wrinkly, dangling labia cling to your dick with each out stroke
>not wanting to hear the wet, slapping sounds of them flapping about as you rapidly lap your tongue across them

Lots of healthy children with Yamame!

>>12852974
Having a lot of healthy children with Parsee who will push them to do their best.

>>12852974
And lots and lots! Good luck with that.

>>12846958
If you got her pregnant, the child she bears will be a faggot.

>>12853072
Truly, Yamame is the girl for guys that want a big happy family.

>>12853087
You know Yamame type of Youkai feeds humans to her children.

Daddy sure did take responsibility by being food for his children.

>>12853072
>>12853087
I don't like clones kids, but this is cute.

>>12853082
don't bully

>>12853101
Maybe if daddy isn't a deadbeat and can afford to feed the family, it won't be an issue!

>>12853183
You took the bait. Yukari feeds all the Youkai's in Gensokyo with humans from the Outside World.

So there's no need. Traitor

Making little miracles with Maru-chan!!

>>12853345
>Maru-chan
heh

>>12853195
I think most of us here are fine with that. Chances are the people you get from the outside world are scum, anyway.

>>12853666
And if they're not scum.

I can't believe your siding with unjustified killings. Whether the person did something wrong or not they are being killed without facing trial which isn't right, and Yukari isn't above the law. Disgusting shit, where is your humanity? Your law & order? Your equality of people?

>>12853852
There is no equality of people in humanity. Be realistic.

>>12853345
>not shin-chan

>>12853852
What does this have to do with dumping my baby batter into Yamame's oven, nerd?

Why are these pictures so appealing? Are my instincts telling me to procreate and live a healthy life?

>>12853963
It's pretty much the primary objective of our existence.

Also happy pregnant girls are cute.

>>12851075
I want to hug reimu tightly in bed while she lays on top of me under the warm covers and lets loose some hot steamy food babies!

>>12853963
The appealing healthy glow of a happy pregnant woman.

>>12854004

Agree.

>>12854036
No woman is truly happy to actually be pregnant.

>>12854143
Did you ask every woman in the world?

>>12854143
Thanks for the update, tumblrette. You seem to be applying the traits of (some) real people to fictional characters again, though.

>>12854164
Why would you post that!?

>>12854183

it'd be terribly mean of him to hold out on us. sharing is caring!

>>12854183
I just wanted to show Aya being a good midwife for Yamame!

>>12854141

>>12849762
Shou needs to breed.

>>12855152
She either fuck like a tiger, or she fucks the lewdest way possible: in missionary position while holding hands, with the lights closed.

That's why you are virgins.

>>12855198
You mean you're not? Get out of here, you miserable failure.

>>12855198
Go away loser, the like of you are not welcomed here.

>>12850252
What if you got a boy? Imagine it: a half-monster with glowing eyes, dressed all in black wielding a legendary katana, sworn an oath to exterminate all youkai in gensokyo, starting with his mother who killed his father after conceiving him.

>>12855382

Blade the 2hu?

>>12849762

I dunno if she'd want a kid, though.

>>12850539
>>12850319
You mean you wouldn't like your own little army of suicide soldiers?

>>12850319
>>12850539
>>12856965
>>12856965
And she's trying to make sentient dolls too. Bitch. Should stick a bomb in her and see how she likes blowing up...

>>12846958
Swallower of my cum

>>12854143
Maybe the genetic trash you live around. Every woman enjoys having children.

>>12852227
>>12852251
>>12852304
>>12852551
>I'M NOT REIMU, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER BLEIMU!

>>12849762
I would impregnate Wakasagihime because she is cutest 2hu, and yes I would take responsibility.

I'm sure there's some kind of magic that will let me live underwater with her, right?

>>12865604
Where would even put it in?

>>12865625
Right in the fishpu**y

Pregnancy ruins girls. Please opt for adoption.

>>12856369
>asking her for kids
Look at this beta

>>12865625
She lays eggs, you splooge on them and die.

>>12865656
This is not true. I work at Target and see a lot of cute and kind new young mothers. What ruins them is half a decade of child-rearing. If you give the child up for adoption then the girl will not be ruined.

>>12846958
reimu a shit

>>12867381
That is fucking depressing as shit.

>>12865697
>Not asking your wife if she would like to carry on yours, and her bloodline with a child with her consent.
What are you martial rapist?

>>12849979
If the snow is wet, that means it's melted. Melting snow sucks heat out of the air. That's why it's a lot colder after it finishes snowing and the sun comes out.

Love,
/sci/

>>12859253
Some of the Hakurei Miko art is really horrible, though.

>>12865604
How could you take responsibility when the entirety of the Scarlet Devil Mansion's ladies are right next door?

>>12852551
>lower back, ass, and feet
I love that pose so much.