...Want one?

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Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:02:55 2014 No.12822505 [Reply] [Original]

...Want one?

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:05:59 2014 No.12822513 >>12822505 FUCK YOU

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:06:57 2014 No.12822518 That's the skinniest corndog I've ever seen. Even the food in Japan is malnourished.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:08:17 2014 No.12822521 I want the one you're having.

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:22:46 2014 No.12822563 File: 134 KB, 1488x1489, tenshi delicious corndog large_1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I'm good thanks

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:24:15 2014 No.12822570 >>12822505 no thanks, fuck off

>>	Anonymous Mon Dec 22 16:25:08 2014 No.12822574 >>12822505 No.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:28:02 2014 No.12824563 Yes please alice, I would love one!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:33:07 2014 No.12824571 In all seriousness, what would you do in this situation? Are you supposed to bite the thing while she's still holding it, or is it better to grab it? Although, I'm not sure where you could grab it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:47:02 2014 No.12824591 >>12822505 Yeah ok Convincing girls, especially cute ones, to give me food is one of my favorite pleasures in life

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 03:53:03 2014 No.12824601 >>12822505 Now the real question is. Will she get mad that you accepted given her personality and all?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 04:26:58 2014 No.12824678 >>12822505 I'm hungry, so yes

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 08:42:06 2014 No.12825155 >>12824571 You are supposed to pull her close and wrap your arms around her, then bite of the one that is already in her mouth until you kiss.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 08:54:16 2014 No.12825180 File: 140 KB, 850x700, dummy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12824601 I reckon Alice would try to play it cool if you said no, however she'd be secretly crushed on the inside.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 09:19:32 2014 No.12825224 Just one? What a jew

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 09:32:39 2014 No.12825245 No, sorry Alice. I made a promise to myself to stop eating fake food. I'd urge you to do the same unless you want to destroy your body.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 09:34:56 2014 No.12825251 >>12825245 There's a reason sugar was banned in Mega City One.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 09:43:52 2014 No.12825260 No thank you, Kotomine.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 09:50:20 2014 No.12825268 >>12824571 Don't say anything, just bite the one in her mouth.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 10:02:04 2014 No.12825281 >>12825260 ... He's only pretending to be evil. Give him a chance.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:02:57 2014 No.12826967 I love Alice.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:13:42 2014 No.12826989 Do you think alice would get angry if I told her I want her to sit on my face?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:45:52 2014 No.12827063 File: 803 KB, 1100x1520, 47677375_p0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 21:53:22 2014 No.12827077 >>12827063 Someone explain this picture.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:12:19 2014 No.12827121 >>12826967 Everyone does, anon.

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:33:05 2014 No.12827165

>>12827077
I'm wondering too. What really confuses me is that she's holding the box with the ring. If it would be presented by someone else she would not have the box, she would have ring only. You open the box, she takes (or not) the ring, box stays in male's hand. So it's hers? Is she trying to give it to someone? Then why knife?

My only guess is that she found the box inside the cake. But the cake looks untouched and the box has no traces of cake on it.

Weebs, translate the description to this picture:
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=47677375

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 23 22:43:15 2014 No.12827196 >>12827165 You couldn't sum up my thoughts better. I'm seriously curious.

Anonymous Tue Dec 23 23:02:29 2014 No.12827278

>>12827165
I tried, but my only claim to Japanese fame is that I once tried the JLPT 5 practice test online and got bad marks. So maybe my i interpretation is totally off.

---

~Hey, this isn't even Christmas anymore~

Hurry inside and let's use that why-did-you-even-bring-that knife to cut the cake!!
Eh? What? The ring? It's Christmas, so it's a present, right!!
What's with that agitated trembling!! This Santa's gonna be unhappy, you knoooooow!!

...

After Yuyutoro-san mentioned a "sick Alice," I felt like drawing it... this kind of sick Alice's trembling figure is actually pretty cute!

Well, it's finally Christmas... students are on winter break, salarymen are celebrating their bonuses... not much of 2014 is left. Let's enjoy ourselves at the last event of the year! (Thank you very much for helping me hit 256th place in the Dec. 22 ranking!)

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:04:03 2014 No.12827517 Eating Alice's poop!

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:37:51 2014 No.12827603 >>12827165 Alice likes you but you don't like Alice. By the way you're an utter autist.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:53:27 2014 No.12827636 >>12827517 Alice frosts Pockys with her poo!

Anonymous Wed Dec 24 00:56:44 2014 No.12827650

>>12827165
>My only guess is that she found the box inside the cake.
Holy fuck.

To expand on >>12827603, the cake is only there to justify Alice holding a knife. It's just a hamfisted way to convey Alice's unique brand of crazy. The ring is arguably superfluous to the concept but acts with the cake as a gift of desperation.

Are you brand spanking new to this whole touhou thing? The unrequited/neurotic affection trope is one of the more banal amongst visual works.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:04:15 2014 No.12827662 >>12827636 That's the joke, congratulations. The only way you can possibly redeem yourself is by producing free verse poetry about unknowingly consuming Alice's shit slicked weeb treats.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:06:19 2014 No.12827666 >>12827278 That て is not a request. You might want to hit the books for another hundred years or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 01:09:13 2014 No.12827673 >>12827278 I have no idea how you managed to get to the idea that any of those lines were to Alice instead of by Alice, but you should go hit the books for another hundred years or so.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:14:27 2014 No.12827850 I wonder what Alice is looking for in a partner.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:17:26 2014 No.12827867 >>12827650 Alice face just doesn't look intimidating at all in that pic. For me it's confused or even embarrassed. Artist has no idea what a real yandere should look like.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:40:02 2014 No.12827965 >>12827867 The expression makes me flash back to Watamote. It's definitely a confused look, but I could easily see it as turning Yandere.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:50:02 2014 No.12828002 >>12827673 kinda rude tbh

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 02:59:08 2014 No.12828034 >>12827850 A large penis attached to a reasonable man.

Anonymous Wed Dec 24 03:11:53 2014 No.12828069 [DELETED]

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>>12828002
Suck my cock, dude.

It is my duty alone to restore board quality. A petty autist such as yourself would be crushed by the lofty burden this entails. A whole bunch of nerds are going to need to feel the stern caress of my penis across their cheek - I wouldn't think twice about striking you down in similar vein.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 04:42:33 2014 No.12828275 I really need a good story involving Alice talking to anon. Anyone got anything like that?

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 06:30:37 2014 No.12828462 TH30 Batch in Wonderland.

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 09:09:50 2014 No.12828781 File: 45 KB, 626x455, 1205700027138.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12828275 we purged the stuttering fags years ago d00d

>>	Anonymous Wed Dec 24 18:54:46 2014 No.12830352 >>12828781 RIP in peace to the first one and none of the subsequent ones

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:25:24 2014 No.12831521 Do you wish Alice a Merry Christmas?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 03:28:54 2014 No.12831529 File: 266 KB, 1183x886, Alice.Margatroid Christmas.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Merry Christmas Alice!

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 05:55:19 2014 No.12831778 >>12831521 Who are those presents and cookies for?

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 12:21:22 2014 No.12832392 >>12827077 >>12827165 Yandere Alice

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 14:41:27 2014 No.12832744 Merry Christmas Alice Margatroido

>>	Anonymous Thu Dec 25 14:47:49 2014 No.12832764 >>12831778 Anon.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 10:54:06 2014 No.12835591 I want to learn more about who Alice is, what are her goals and who she is as a person.

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 10:57:23 2014 No.12835602 File: 136 KB, 850x889, 1322895126277.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12835591

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 11:22:41 2014 No.12835658 >>12828069 Maybe I'm just too tired to think clearly but this entire post made me crack up. Way, way too much. >stern caress of my penis across their cheek WAY too much

>>	Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:24:35 2014 No.12836505 File: 1.64 MB, 1023x1636, e8b962f716c52393ea7dd6e3e2c7195e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12835591 Sex machine is the answer to all three of those.

Anonymous Fri Dec 26 19:34:43 2014 No.12836525

>>12836505
Like some kind of electronic digital contraption that's been specifically designed by futuristic overlords of technology to procreate with human males using her cold precision to usher in an era of a superior cyborganic mankind.

Sex machine!

Anonymous Sat Dec 27 00:43:53 2014 No.12837273

I don't believe Alice would have such an intention. Nothing in her personality supports or even hints towards such a aspiration. However, if it came to that; I'd be conflicted, but willing to support her to whatever her dreams may be. I love Alice Margatroid, now and forever.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:13:51 2014 No.12839398 File: 562 KB, 839x900, 1329080519508.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I am Alice, and nobody can convince me otherwise!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:27:13 2014 No.12839426 >>12839398 Prove it.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:38:19 2014 No.12839450 File: 217 KB, 600x800, 764edde7d5de4aeecc256ab57e9b1f8d.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839426 I don't have to prove anything.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:43:03 2014 No.12839459 I want to FUCK Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:43:38 2014 No.12839462 >>12839450 Well, then I don't believe you.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:46:15 2014 No.12839464 File: 335 KB, 566x800, 7336c0b97bf1515b491ff34ce442136598663356.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839462 W-wha? Please believe me Anon..

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:50:03 2014 No.12839474 File: 1.82 MB, 1620x2303, 1288347448877.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839450 Are you really Alice?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:50:54 2014 No.12839477 >>12839464 Why would it matter what I think?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 20:56:25 2014 No.12839488 File: 648 KB, 798x1030, b1239b096ec92dedd58326db06dc3083d2c2a06e.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839474 Of course I am!! >>12839477 ..Because you matter, okay?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:00:07 2014 No.12839494 >>12839474 Kinda looks like miko with that ears.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:02:08 2014 No.12839496 Stuttering Alice? You're alive?!

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:09:19 2014 No.12839513 File: 99 KB, 720x960, alice_in_malaysia.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839488 Alice's body is lewd and impure. Alice is not a proper young lady.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:12:42 2014 No.12839525 File: 205 KB, 400x400, 49fa167825d4f079441b5dc99fc9b7c3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839513 What are you talking about?

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:14:45 2014 No.12839529 >>12839513 A-Alice?! What are you doing there? Explain yourself

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:15:21 2014 No.12839532 >>12839496 Refer to >>12828781

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 21:16:17 2014 No.12839534 >>12839513 BARISAN NASIONAL.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 22:21:32 2014 No.12839699 Some nights, I dream of being Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 22:33:29 2014 No.12839723 >>12839699 Then you wake up.

>>	Anonymous Sat Dec 27 23:53:58 2014 No.12840055 >>12839699 Some nighs, I dream of fucking Alice.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 01:35:53 2014 No.12840534 File: 461 KB, 700x1000, 044f046260c6dddda6e86e9a97510725.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12839459 Everyone does.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 08:20:26 2014 No.12841581 >>12839699 >Once upon a time, I dreamed I was Alice, dancing around in the forest; then I awoke. Now I wonder: Am I a man who dreamt of being Alice, or am I Alice dreaming that I am a man?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 08:37:55 2014 No.12841602 >>12841581 Turns out you are a doll in pseudo-paradise.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 09:39:00 2014 No.12841725 File: 259 KB, 800x450, 7261f8c88044ad7e3323433590cce297.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And then there was cucumber.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 11:24:55 2014 No.12841937 File: 937 KB, 1000x950, 47164323_p0_master1200.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Are you fuckboy enough? https://www.melonbooks.co.jp/detail/detail.php?product_id=112023

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 11:36:30 2014 No.12841983 >>12841937 I would be if I lived alone. But on the other hand, I don't really want to be Alice. I'd be much more happier if I was one of her dolls instead.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 11:45:36 2014 No.12842012 >>12841937 Cute stockings dude, congrats.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 11:48:21 2014 No.12842014 >>12841937 Am I a fvccboi if I want to be lovingly fucked while wearing those?

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 12:10:54 2014 No.12842050 >>12841937 Being a brolita who speaks Japanese I actually might buy these.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 12:27:56 2014 No.12842077 File: 79 KB, 682x657, 1202584456183.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] tranny fags raus

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 12:29:54 2014 No.12842085 >>12842014 Fucked by a dick? Yes.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 15:39:23 2014 No.12842516 What's with all the people wanting to be Alice? I can't think of any other toohoo where that's the case.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 15:54:52 2014 No.12842579 >>12842516 A mixture of memes, Rosen Maiden and a shitty RPer. Worst fanbase.

>>	Anonymous Sun Dec 28 17:14:02 2014 No.12842899 >>12842516 She is a pretty girl with secluded /jp/ habits.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 01:55:58 2014 No.12849923 >>12842516 She's damaged and abused girl just like /jp/.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 02:04:40 2014 No.12849968 File: 767 KB, 920x960, 41600038.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12842516 Alice is badass, dude.

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 02:20:06 2014 No.12850001 File: 230 KB, 650x500, 1206313897906.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12849968 a super badass biker girl!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 02:29:36 2014 No.12850026 File: 697 KB, 1343x1917, 434b729917a5280c7419b65c81664c69.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Alice is a knight!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 02:33:00 2014 No.12850039 File: 213 KB, 688x618, 1197311261455.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12850026 but that's shanghai's job! this is fucked up

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 02:37:15 2014 No.12850057 File: 1.18 MB, 1432x1849, 41184286d8244b6b501bd1ba99fe8b12.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12850039 She's the leader of the Shanghai Knights which is also a tank company!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 03:09:00 2014 No.12850151 >>12850001 What happened to that anon who wanted Alice to ride his face while making revving sounds?

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 03:41:14 2014 No.12850239 File: 151 KB, 539x524, revupmyreimu.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12850001

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 04:20:20 2014 No.12850331 File: 98 KB, 1024x768, shanghai-knights-poster.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>12850057 She's the leader of the Shanghai Knights which is also a 2003 movie starring Jackie Chan and Owen Wilson!

>>	Anonymous Tue Dec 30 08:19:22 2014 No.12850839 >>12825260 >rejecting Mapo Tofu Shit taste up in this thread.

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