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yukari because fuck

>>12792893
Yukari would raise her children right, with plenty of physical punishment when they misbehave, but also with nourishing love when they please her!

>>12792934

Yuuka would never strike her children, but she would use spankings when needed.

>>12792893
Ran of course.

Kyybubies/Kitsunes are canonically great wifes.

>>12792934
Yukari is grandma

She pulls treats out of her gap for the kids

Okuu.

If she can raise someone like Marisa as her apprentice, then I'm sure she would make a good mother.

I think Satori would make a good mother.

>>12792967
This. Is this a trick question or something?

>>12793194
Satori is barren.

>>12792893
Nothing to say man. She'll make a good mother, and do the right things.

Maids are basically stand-in mothers, right?

She must have a lot of experience taking care of those two vampires.

Maybe she can have my child!

>>12793294
Fuck off retard.

Keine's got the most experience with kids by far. I'd say her.

>>12793297

teaching and parenting ain't the same, man

>>12793309
I know, but they're more similar to parenting than whatever other Touhous do, and kid experience still helps.

>>12793294

>hurf durf let jack the ripper raise a child

Which fairy would make the best mother? I think Luna! She'd mature and turn responsible in order to take care of her rape baby.

>>12793294
Then you'll end with lots of loli maids.
Making healthy thralls with Sakuya!

>>12793388
I think Luna is the most responsible fairy. At least, the biggest worrier. Also, there is no choice but to rape her.

>>12793388
Daijousei

Canon mother/child.

>>12793568
More like mistress and servent

>>12792893
Fixed

>>12793570
more like master and slave

>>12793580
Master is a male title.

Ran

>>12793570

Not if the pic's Pixiv tags are any indication.

I feel like Komachi would constantly take time off work to spend time with her child, and would raise them properly with aid from Shikieiki.

>>12793606
Komachi is the hickish kind of girl who'd accidentally get pregnant at 16

>>12793620

But Komachi is laid back, philosophical, and contemplative.
She's also hard working, and efficient. But she only works at her own pace. She's not lazy.

Yuuka, because she'd treat her children like flowers.

Ravens make great parents and she already has a job.

>>12793059
Marisa din du nuffin

>>12792978
sauce?

Most of the 2hu's would not make good mothers as most of them live alone (most of the early stage bosses) or have so many servants doing their stuff that they would be completely unaware of being responsible (most of the stage 6 bosses).

The few that would be at least half-decent mothers are Keine, Sakuya, Reisen, Satori, or any other 2hu who actually has to work.

>>12794088
Thats from the first book of the series "Good Wife and Mother Okuu". There's four more but not everything is translated.
http://g.e-hentai.org/tag/group:ryousai+kuubo%20goudou%20kikaku

Which newhu would be the best mother?

>>12794158

>>12793770
>Ravens make great parents

Which 2hu would be the best baby and why?

>>12794158

>>12794211
>>12794274
You sure about that?

>>12792967
Kwaidan shows that Snow Women (like Letty) can good mothers too.

>>12794279
external fertillization

>>12793585

lei
moo

>>12794367
Maybe she have babies like a shark.

>>12794274
You got Banki pregnant. Take responsibility?

Your daughter's head will fall off time to time.
Your daughter will use her head to prank you when she will get older.

>>12794448
Hopefully not the ovoviviparous variety.

>>12794455
>Your daughter will use her head to prank you when she will get older.

And you will be surprised, but only as an act. For her mother played the same childish games as her, despite being an adult. And she will never know, because when you bring it up, Sekibanki will loudly interrupt you and change the subject in embarrassment.

>>12794476
Is she chuuni or what?.
http://youtu.be/We6zbMVjU0I

>>12794486
Bankikki, huh. Not a bad nickname.

>>12794455

Confirmed for marrying the Bank and having a large family.

Hopefully they would not all spawn multiple heads at the same time.

>>12794274
just because she's the best at having them doesn't mean she's the best at raising them

>>12794747
Well she can lives in the human village as a normal girl, I think she will be a pretty normal mother

>>12794813

This. Banki can live among humans without seeing them as breakfast, lunch and dinner.

>>12794838
She's spying on humans. Do not trust Banki.

>>12794812
She can watch all the kids at once!

Futo would be a good mother.

And if she is who we think she is then Tojiko would get a little brother or sister to play with.

Because those boobs are big enough to feed octuplets

>>12793281
Do you think her vagina is still intact?

>>12795955
Her vagina is most likely intact if she can make the other parts of her body solid.

>>12793585
ふわふわもふもふ...

>>12795019

Suika would lock her kid in the shed when he's crying and drink herself unconscious and forget about the child until the next morning.

Merin seems good with kids...

>>12793403

>>12794863

>>12796559
What does the ヒュ mean?

Who would be the worst mom?

>>12797213
Unzan.

>>12797289
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>>12797289
>that filename

The one who would sexually dominate me

>>12797396
who quote

>>12797213
pic related

>>12797423
As a mother or a wife?

>>12797461
Can she be both?

And no I don't want to bang my actual mother, that's gross. But having a lover who is motherly to me(and dominating) would be nice

>>12797213
The one who poses a threat to her child. Maybe Flandre due to her mental and emotional unstablity.

>>12799006
>implying Flandre is really insane and that everything isn't Remilia's lies to keep her in her room, Frieltz-style

>>12801253

fuck off back to /v/

>>12801255
>butthurt kid is butthurt
Nice job showing everyone how much of a dunce you are, kiddo. Now go away, the grown-up are talking.

>>12799006
But Flandre's a cutie, she's just misunderstood.

Why don't you have a wife and daughter yet /jp/?

>>12806700
Because being in a relationship sucks except for the sex.

>>12792893
>>12792978
>>12793403
Is my sperm really so weak i can only make exact copies of the mothers?

>>12806774
Why would you ruin your daughter's looks by putting in your genes in her?

>>12806774
It's probably better that way.

>>12806808
>Not wanting copies of the best 2hus.
Abolish those thoughts.

>>12792978
spoiler that porn dude

>>12806700
Because I enjoy eating what I like instead of eating the same shit that I don't like simply because I'm not the one in charge of cooking.

>>12807029
Would you cook for me every morning?

no homo

>>12807098
>No homo
It's always homo with us anon.

I don't think Mokou or Kaguya would make good parents. I mean, in terms of personality maybe they'd be good, but being ageless, they probably have a really fucked up perspective of time. And constant deaths may cause mental scarring.

>>12807190
Their caretakers would be pretty good parents.
Eirin would train her kid to be immune to any kind of sickness, and teach him/her to heal other people and respect life.

Keine would train her kid to care about other people, and would teach him/her that knowledge and education are the most important things in the world.

>>12792978
I guess you can say it's really lecherous alright

>>12808801
anime c@rlos

>>12807190
Dunno, Mokou seems pretty focused on health. At least her kid wouldn't get bad habits like smoking.

What 2hus are already considered moms?

Kero? (or maybe dad in that case I don't fucking know)

Ran? Alice and the Dolls?

>>12810317
Shinki makes everything in Makai or so she said.

>>12807190
if 40k fluff has taught me anything it's that if you live for an insanely long time you shouldn't be raising kids

>>12810367
So, no hag kids?

>>12793377
To be fair, he wasn't known for killing babies.

>>12794238
It's true, I'm friends with some ravens.

>>12810367
I'd have to disagree, since half the problem with the Primarchs was that he didn't raise them and usually just popped up and shanghaied them from whatever they were doing, Angron and Lorgar in particular.

>>12810525
>blame the Chaos for everything wrong in the Imperium
Next time you're going to say it's the Chaos' fault that the Emperor is little more than a corpse.

>>12811729
Are you fucking kidding me? They're responsible for manipulating Horus and setting the events into motion, up until the very moment Horus almost kills the Emperor.

On topic, It's a bit of a tossup for me, because Keine seems very responsible and motherly already, but she defends the village from Youkai so she puts herself in danger.

Iku is a runner-up as well because taking care of a spoiled brat is what she does and she's a calm head.

I have to say Ran though, despite her other responsibilities, she already has a shikinami and is smart and diligent on top of that.

And her boss is Yukari, so, she probably doesn't have to really worry.

>>12797213
Rumia would be worst mother.

>>12812082
Dunno about Ran. Chen isn't a little girl, she's a youkai with at least 100 years under her belt.
Plus Ran is overworking under Yukari's orders and Chen doesn't help at all, so having a child to take care of would be too much for her.

I don't know why Iku is always considered to be Tenshi's caretaker, but she would probably do fine as a mother, yeah.

>Rumia would be worst mother.
Or not.

>>12812082
Miko, Tojiko (if she could have kids), Futo, Shiki, Tewi, Ichrin, Byakuren, Momiji, Aya, could all also make good mothers.

>>12812190
>Miko
Yeah
>Tojiko
Yeah
>Futo
Would make an adorable clumsy mother. Her kids would go delinquent just to enjoy the sight of Futo flailing around and crying about her kids going wrong.
>Shiki
Would be too severe, and would make her kids feel guilty about everything they did wrong.
>Tewi
She probably wouldn't even care about her own kids, given how she doesn't even care about her fellow rabbits.
>Ichirin
Who is that?
>Byakuren
BUDDHISTS A SHIT
A SHIT
>Momiji
The dutiful white wolf, yeah. Would be the best mother around.
>Aya
Yeah, no. Neither her nor Hatate would be good mothers.

>>12812204
>Who is that?
Poor Ichirin.

>>12812226
Unzan has a 24 pack all around.

Plus Ichirin would make a good mother.

>>12812263
>Plus Ichirin would make a good mother.
Who is that "Ichirin" you constantly talk about?

>>12812190
I want Miko to spoil her kids silly.

>>12812288
There's a disappointing lack of fanfictions featuring touhoes being mothers.
Ddyk, Taiyakisoba, ProREMILIAT, get to work. There are stories to write here.

>>12812288
Do you think Yuuka would spoil her kids? Ran probably would.

>>12812360
Maybe. Can you just imagine her giving f all her middleware colored clothes, and placing flower made crown on top of their heads + teaching them how to take care of flowers with a polite smile.

If so then yes, If not no.

>>12812360
Remilia would be a doting mother spoiling her kids.

>>12812371
Remilia body is deceased making her incapable of having blood children.

>>12812374
Oh.
Well, she can probably adopt them, right? If you fuck Sakuya and if she dies while giving birth to your kids like in these cliché VNs, Remilia would probably take them in and try to raise them while you're getting drunk.

>>12812383
>Leaving your child to a vampire.
I would leave my children to Meiling at least she knows how to raise them correctly while i get drunk.

Meiling is a great mother.

>>12812390
>Meiling is a great mother.
Meiling? Oh, you mean that foreigner who spends her time sleeping in the library after reading mangas?

Yeah, totally reliable.

>>12812393

>Meiling? Oh, you mean that foreigner who spends her time sleeping in the library after reading mangas?

I think your thinking of Koma or Patchouli. Hong Meiling guards the gate of SDM, wears a Green Beret.

>>12812390
Pretty sure she threatens to eat people.

>>12812402
>I think your thinking
Urgh.

Go play Hisoutensoku. Or UNL. Dunno which one is correct, don't care.

>>12812403
Meiling is actually one of the most human, Youkai and chills.

>>12812402
>>12812390
>>12812393
I'd most prefer to have Koakuma help me raise my children

And perhaps help make them too

>>12812411
You don't want to trust a mature, noble vampire with your kids, but you would trust a demon from hell? You do know they enjoy torturing people, right?

>>12812402
In Hisoutensoku Meiling's ending she is sleeping soundly after having read a bunch of shounen mangas.

In all honesty though, she got the best end boss.

Having a cute daughteru with Dear Kanako, and making her become the Moriya Shrine Maiden after she beats down Suwako's x-granddaughter in a war like her mother.

Parsee would be surprisingly good, but for the wrong reasons. Remember that she's all about jealously, not envy: keeping-up-with-the-other-parents incarnate.

Poor Kokoro would probably do badly through no fault of her own. Her facial disabilities would hamper a babies' development, and her lack of life experience probably wouldn't help as well.

I would say that Koishi would be the worst, though she has been noted to be 'imaginary' friends with kids in canon. At least you could probably bribe Rumia into treating a kid like a pack member or something. Wouldn't really want any developing brains within 20ft of Koishi

>>12792893


MOMiji!

>>12812487
I had lived in this house from before the time I could remember. From the time that I was born, I was alone. The books in the library were my only friends... though now that I think about it, I can't imagine how I learned to read, or even speak. A man stopped by every month with more food, so I didn't go hungry. I guess my parents must have made arrangements for me before they went off to wherever they are now. I guess there was some reason they weren't able to stay with me.

But, even though I was always by myself, for some reason I didn't feel too alone. The books, the library, even the house, always felt warm, almost alive to me. It's not as crazy as it seems, you know? I read about it in one of my books, there's youkai called zashiki warashi that sometimes occupy houses and take care of the people living there, without being seen. The place never got dusty or dirty, and at night, it wasn't cold. I would keep finding new things around that I hadn't seen before, and randomly stumble over things that I'd lost.

Recently, other kids have been coming by to play for some reason, even though this house is so far out of the way. Is this what my parents left behind for me? Spirit of the house, or whoever you are... thank you for taking care of me all this time.

koishi best parent

>>12812487
I had lived in this house from before the time I could remember. From the time that I was born, I was alone. The books in the library were my only friends... though now that I think about it, I can't imagine how I learned to read, or even speak. A man stopped by every month with food, so I didn't go hungry. I guess my parents must have made arrangements for me before they went off to wherever they are now. Maybe there was some reason they weren't able to stay with me.

But, even though I was always by myself, for some reason I didn't feel too alone. The books, the library, even the house, always felt warm, almost alive to me. It's not as crazy as it seems, you know? I read about it in one of my books, there's youkai called zashiki warashi that sometimes occupy houses and take care of the people living there, without being seen. The place never got dusty or dirty, and at night, it wasn't cold. I would keep finding new things around that I hadn't seen before, and randomly stumble over things that I'd lost.

Recently, other kids have been coming by to play for some reason, even though this house is so far out of the way. Is this what my parents left behind for me? One day I hope I can thank them for everything. And also, spirit of the house, or whoever you are, you too, thanks for taking care of me all this time.

koishi best parent

>>12812642
What about Futo, then? Her ability to control Feng Shui means her house is awesome even when she's not around, right?

Also, you pasted the same thing twice.

>>12812677
Perish the thought. Your subconscious is messing with you again, a trick of the light or something. Very sneaky, that one.

>>12812682
Either that, or that post fell to a dark being of malevolence.

>>12812677
Futo making the ultimate play house for her child.

Dear, Lord how great is that?

>>12812265
Unzan's hitbox.

>>12812426
This man knows.

>>12812677
I do not know if Futo can have babies. it is not her original body, after all.

>>12812923
Haaa, that's her.

>>12812943
If she has boobs, it means she can have a baby.

>>12812915
Awesome, of course.

>>12812964
Apparently you forgot that trannies exist.

>>12812964
Futo is a shikaisen. She abandoned her original body and transferred her soul inside an object, like a lich transfering it's soul inside a phylactery. Her body can take any forms she wants, but the real question is: is that body able to bear children.

>>12812964
>>12812943
Taoism IRL is famous for fertility and lovemaking magic, it would be weird that one with actual magic powers couldn't practice it.

>>12812986
>Taoism IRL is famous for fertility and lovemaking magic
That statement turns me on for some reason. Does that means Futo is an expert at making love and bearing kids?

>>12813062
If Futo is who we think she is, she might be as Tojiko would be her daughter.

Makin tiny 2hu's with either Futo, Miko, or Tojiko.

>>12813210
I prefer Futo, for she hath the olde englishe quirk which I find terribly sexy.

>>12813062
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taoist_sexual_practices

tldr: Don't make babies near stoves or under rainbows, they will come out crazy and evil. Remember to get lots of male bodily fluid to increase your Jing count!

>>12813224
And despite that, artists prefers making faceless male rape with her.
Is it so hard to draw love instead of just mindless sex?

>>12813062
>>12813216

>>12813325 Infertile...let's hope not.

>>12813339
Dunnon. On one hand, Futo being sterile allows lot of character development and allows a really deep personality.
On another hand, it would heart-breaking.

Damn, if my morale wasn't completely crushed, I would feel inspired enough to write a story based on that.

>>12812374
>all vampires are undead.
>certainly not devils like they're called in most of the source material.

>>12813366
Futo is meant to breed.

>>12813366
Want to see one where she THINKS she is, and only at the last minute after all the deliberation and crying that she isn't, for full on happy end.

>>12815056
Well, better get a writefag to write it for you then.
Don't count on me, I can make stories, but I cannot write.

Sakuya knows how to take care of kids.

>>12793258
That's not true.

>>12815040
Futo is very lustful even when just staring.

>>12815716
I want to play a VN where I have to romance Futo by being dedicated to Taoism, and constantly repeat how much I'd like to start a family in Gensokyo.

There are still many things I don't understand about Futo :
- if I got it right, she's Miko's stepmother, right?
- what exactly is her power?
- why would she replace Tojiko's substitute, crippling her for the rest of her non-life?
- why is she so adorable?

>>12816662
1) If Futo is who we think she is, and Tojiko is who we think she is + Miko being Prince Shotaku then yes she would be Miko's stepmother. But this is only if as ZUN has not said they are the real people just inspired from them.
2)Her power is to manipulate feng sui. She has the ability to construct objects from other objects, and basically fuck with matter.
3)Tojiko & Futo had a powerful rivalry over who's clan would be better. Futo most likely didn't want Tojiko to come with her & Miko after they resurrect in the future to lead the world even though they made an agreement that they would both be her Joint Chiefs. (This backfired as Gensokyo doesn't need politicians). + Tojiko's clan curb stomped Futo's.
4) Because she can be adorable.

I hope this answered everything, and may you & Futo be blessed with many cute daughteru's.


I want to fug Tojiko.

>>12816691
Maybe, but after going through all Carcharias's books, I now want moar Futo, because she's fucking adorable in that book, even if she's fifty and has as much make-up as a stolen car would get paint.

>>12816662
>why is she so adorable?
Because she have a huge cock.

>>12816741
I expected you to post that picture of her riding a giant cock.

>>12816746
I have no such thing.

I wish there was more fanarts with Futo acting as Tojiko's mother instead of being a clueless loli.

>>12816880
We need more fires.

>>12816691
>2)Her power is to manipulate feng sui. She has the ability to construct objects from other objects, and basically fuck with matter.
I thought Feng Shui was about harmony in a house or something like that?

>>12816892
The fire in my heart is already burning. And yet the SDM fags are still so popular, the Taoists are still ignored.

>>12816880
Futo can only act as Tojiko's mother if you believe they are their real life people. Other than that artwork for that usually don't appear.

And not to be that guy, but what from Futo did to Tojiko to stop her from becoming like her, Miko, and Seiga I highly doubt Futo is Tojiko mother.

>>12816931
>what from Futo did to Tojiko to stop her from becoming like her
That's the part I don't understand. If we base the Touhou version of these characters on the real-life characters, it doesn't make sense.

I hope Carcharias will bring a possible answer, because unless we go wild with suppositions and guesses, I don't see any answer for that.

>>12816963
I don't really trust Carcharias to deliver something perfect. He's not really steadfast with his characterization of Miko.
Either he's nice to everyone and has no face, or he's a major dickhead kicking skulls around and trying to rape Futo.

>>12818340
Wasn't Futo's sidestory set when they were younger or something? I just assumed he mellowed out over the years after that, because he seemed to feel bad about trying to rape her after he heard her desires/thoughts

>>12818360
That's only because she was half-insane with hatred at this point. If she desired boring stuff like power, money, or Super Smash Bros 3DS, he woulda widened her anal circumference. Since he apparently likes to do it from behind.

>>12816963
>That's the part I don't understand. If we base the Touhou version of these characters on the real-life characters, it doesn't make sense.

See I think that's the main point from ZUN. Tojiko, Futo, and Miko are not the real life characters of the people, they're just individuals inspired from them via their back story/name.

I mean it is possible in a work of fiction to have someone heavily inspired from somebody in real life with a name/back story, but have them not be that person.

>>12818382
Was this supposed she'd been raped before?

>>12818387
What you're saing is that we can have the legendary version of Vladimir Putin in Gensokyo while its real-life equivalent is still in the outside world and is still a ruthless man instead of a tsundere woman?

>>12818395
Doesn't it have something to do with her role as the Mononobe priestess or something like that?

>>12818397
>What you're saying is that we can have the legendary version of Vladimir Putin in Gensokyo/Touhou verse while its real-life equivalent is still alive in our world.

Yeah. Same name, same back story, different people. The way you set up your sentence confused me for a few second man.

>>12818395
Yeah from that text it's implied she was raped before.

I wanna fug Tojiko.

>>12818430
Oh. Too bad, I hoped we could get characters that are actually interesting instead of being 2-dimensionals meme-spouting girls.

Does Taoism allow harems? Well not that it matter anyway since I'm gonna impregnate them.

>>12818464
Taoist sexual alchemy actually requires you to not cum

>>12818478
How the fuck do you do something like that?
It's impossible!

>>12792978
What does pigeon milk taste like?

>>12818478
Tell me more about Taoism sexuality.

Momiji.

>>12819700
Goal of Taoist sex is for good health.

Everyone has an amount of essence (Jing) in the body, and the vast majority of it is stored in your bodily fluids (Guess which fluid contains the most). think of it like your MP in a JRPG. You want to convserve/increase it, because if you run out, you are pretty much dead.

Excessive amount of Fluid Loss (that kind) leads to premature aging and more, so the guy has to >>12818478

However, when you do it with a woman, you convert your Jing into Qi, (lifeforce) which is like your HP,which is good for you. so making love is good, but fapping and wasting fluid is not.

>>12821768
>fapping and wasting fluid is not
I'm going to die at 30.

>>12821768
As long as the woman wants it as much as you do, that is. If you want it more than her, or vice versa, it'll fuck up the whole thing

>>12822013
So rape can't work?
That's interesting, it basically means letting the woman take the initiative.

>>12792893
Yukari.
She would make life interesting for the whole family.