/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12617277
>No subject
What have I fucking done.

>>12617277
You fucked it up. You must do penance by eating every cookie and saying you liked them.

>>12617285
I gladly accept my punishment.
Although my stomach may disagree.

>>12617282
I can always be worse.

Last time for MGT we decided on Wolf girl. I was thinking of making her a boxer. But what do you guys want to give her for a job?

Also it's been a couple days, I miss anything cool?

>>12617290
Isn't pro boxing a proper job?

>>12617292
It is, but Boxer and dog go hand in hand sometimes, eh?

>>12617297
But... she's a Wolf. I'm confused.

>>12617297
>Wolf girl who goes under the name "Boxer Breed"
I like it.

Okay, so I decided to try writing about Pharaoh and her gang of delinquents. Any ideas on what fun things they could do?

>>12617304

>>12467101
>>12467121
For reference.
It'd be best done Nichibros style.

>>12617312
I don't actually know what that means.

>>12617299
Wolfs are dogs.

>>12617313
Google daily lives of high school boys, it's a manga and anime series.

>>12617318

They're all canidae.

>>12617319
I have to read/watch that? Isn't Cromartie High enough?

>>12617322
Cromartie is more of a crazy comedy, Nichibros has sort of a funny-cause-it's-true style. You can just watch some skits on Youtube and decide if you want to watch more.

>>12617313
The genre makes me say yes, but the art style makes me think maybe not.
Watch a few scenes to get an idea of what we're thinking of.

>>12617301
Sure thing, Werewolf Boxer coming up.

Should I put her in a sweater for puns?

>>12617334
Only if said puns are rare but effective.

>>12617340
I'll see what I can do anon.

>A Day in The Life of Gamer Gazer and her Boyfriend
>You sit down with her as she finally Starts Final Fantasy 6 in her Final Fantasy Marathon.
>'Okay we're going to fucking discuss this and I'm going to prove why Final Fantasy 6 is the overrated one.'
>'Bullshit you are. This is all boiling down to a Kefka vs Sepiroth argument.'
>'Okay ignoring the fact there's too many characters and that Terra stops being the main character because apparently Sakamoto came in to write her for the second half of the game.'
>'Can you drop the Other M thing already!?'
>'But let's talk about Kefka, the entry level Nietzsche wannabe. Whose first act of major villainy is so cartoonishly evil that he should have been voiced by Starscream and shout 'COBRAAAAAA' after doing it.'
>'But what about him becoming a god?'
>'You mean when he sat in his tower and LET the heroes just farm up shit and get good gear and let Gau become Wind God Gau? Yeah great villain right there, least Sepiroth had an excuse, he didn't get his power yet.'
>'OKAY SPEAKING OF THE WHITE HAIRED PRETTY BOY, HOW ABOUT MOMMY ISSUES'
>'Oh you mean how he mindraped JENOVA, who he believed to be his mother, into being his Avatar and leading Cloud to him? Oh wait you wouldn't cause you never looked up how 7 had HORRIBLE translation problems! Also Sepiroth was a more personal villain for Cloud, giving him a dynamic Terra/Kefka SHOULD have had but 6 said 'NOPE'.
>'Well What about Sabin supplexing the Train? That's such a badass moment.'
>'Tifa can lift WEAPONs with one hand, and if they're made of their namesake she's just as strong, IF NOT STRONGER because she's carrying to giant, juicy breasts...by the way has you cup size gone up?'
>'Asshole! Making me look bad in front of all these people and....hey yeah my bra is feeling quite tight..OH SHIT I PUT ON MORE WEIGHT!'
>'Yeah...in the right place.'
>You mount her and roll her off the couch.
>'Are they fucking on stream?'
>'HE'S RAISING HIS DONGER!'
>You ban that poster

>"Next is.."
>A clawed and padded paw is raised
>"Come on up, Larissa."
>"Yes!"
>Its your Werewolf student
>She is wearing her mothers sweater
>It hanging down her writs as she drags her mother excitedly
>That's adorable
>The mother is in a sweat short and gym pants
>She smiles at you as she catches your eyes
>They both stand in front of the board
>"Hello class! My name is Madeleine, or the "Maddy the Mad Boxer" as you can guess I'm a professional boxer!"
>Oh
>That's kinda funny you guess
>She begins talking about her training regimen and various things
>You tune it out as usual
>"...He called me a stupid mutt.. So I broke his jaw and nose."
>What
>She frowns
>"And then I kept hitting him after he went down... And then I got fined for hitting him. I almost got disqualified for that too, that little shit!"
>Her tail starts wagging furiously
>"Oh, oh, but I won that tournament and got a cool new swimming pool, it was neat!"
>She grins
"I love boxing!"
>Her daughter looks proud
>"Thank you ma'am, that'll be all."
>"Sure thing!"
>She gives her daughter a piggy back ride to her seat
>Only a few more to go till school's out

Such is the life of the Male Teacher

>>12617370
I missed one... This angers me somewhat...

>>12617369
Truly there is no arguing with people who want to Alp for Sephiroth.

>>12617381
Truly there is no arguing with people who want to Alp for Kefka

>>12617386
This argument doesn't even make any sense! Seph is all pretty boy, all the time, Kefka at least got to start off as a psychotic clown.

>>12617369
>Gracie has gained more weight
>But it's in her tots
CelebrityDeathmatchIllallowit.jpg

>>12617369
>>12617370
Nice!

>>12617391
I'd eat her tots.

I've had it! I challenge you to a game of riddles!

>>12617417
>What's rock-hard red, hot, pulsating and in my pants?

>>12617418
Your Lava Golem Daughteru?

>>12617422
>dicking the daughteru
It's obviously his Lava Golem waifu's hand

>>12617422
No, Sphinx, it was obviously my dick. Now you have to have gentle maledom sex in the missionary position with me while I hold your paws.

>>12617429
She never agreed to that though. I want to play a game of riddles with /mgg/...

>>12617422
>>12617428
>lava golem
What happens if I cum on her tits or thighs? Will it boil away?

>Payment request
Ha ha, time for succubutt in early November.

Riddles, eh?
What goes around the world while staying in a corner?

>>12617448
The compass on a map?

>>12617450
Nope! You get to make babies with a Harpy now!

>>12617455
Wait, I can try again! Is it a... A trick question because the world is round and has no corners? I'm not good with riddles.

>>12617461
You get to make babies with a Harpy TWICE!
The answer is a stamp. If you are reading this, you have to make babies with a Harpy THRICE

>>12617465
I'm okay with making fluffy harpy babies. How is this a bad thing?

>>12617468
I didn't say it was. I said that's what happens.

>>12617468
Take a good, hard look at your future, man with three harpy daughterus, and despair.

>>12617473
That's more than three already...

>>12617465
Thrice is a lot, and that's not fair to make me do so just for reading the answer. Give me another riddle, I'm sure I can solve it this time.

>>12617473
Oh, God. It's just so beautiful. How can I ever not enjoy such a fate?

>>12617479
Okay, but if you fail you get to make more Harpy babies.
I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

>>12617478
Yes, your future is to have even more daughterus.

>>12617483
Uhh

Uhh

A bird's heart? I really am terrible at riddles.

>>12617493
That's four times now anon. I'm going to put the answer in a spoiler box again, but if you read it, BANG. Five.
A shadow

>>12617483
A duck?

>>12617497
Ducks can fly, silly.

>>12617493
>>12617494

Poor Anon's gonna need a bigger house for all his future daughterus.

>>12617494
Fine. You don't need to bully me by penalizing when you tell me the answer though. Bully.

>>12617503
It's not bullying, looking up the answer without realizing it yourself is cheating.

>>12617494
>five daughterus
Dayum, Anon, you're gon drown in downy feathers one of these days-

All these Harpy daughterus
Good thing Thanksgiving is soon

>>12617506
Imagine five teenaged harpy daughterus. Preening themselves in the bathroom everyday. Fighting over the phone to talk to boys. Getting their periods all at the same time. Nightmarish.

>>12617508
>eating daughterus
I wish I could hate you to death.

>>12617502
>>12617508
>Implying he won't become a feather trash welfare daddy in the ghetto living on government breadcrumbs

>>12617512
>periods
>birds
At least you'd never run out of omelettes.

>>12617369
>Bans Donger meme
and thus Anon is relieved of his sins of hating CowBear Stage and liking Sepiroth

>>12617517
MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETS HERE JACK

>>12617515
>Living in the Monstergirl City ghettos
>Where it's 90% manticores

Hell no.

Demon nuns on the path to redemption tickle my fancy.

>>12617524

CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGG

>>12617517
>>12617524
>your waifu catches you fapping onto your daughteru's egg
Is this NTR?

>>12617526
Any evil monster girl turning good tugs my heartboner
>You will never turn an Evil Dark Dragon Queen into a loyal mother who coddles her children, donates to charity and who blushes when talking about sex

>>12617529
>Clogging the breathing holes in the shell
>Trying to make your daughter retarded

>>12617530
>Evil Dark Dragon Queen
Please write this, good sir.

>>12617527
NOT WHEN YOU'RE PURGING THE WEAK RIGHT?
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE 'WEAK'
YOU WEREN'T BORN POOR, YOU'VE NEVER BEEN HUNGRY
YOU'VE NEVER NEEDED TO FIGHT, AND KILL JUST TO KEEP YOUR VIRGINITY!

>>12617534
MGR2 when?

>>12617525
So are Manticores the niggers of mgs?

>>12617533
I'm too busy writing gamer gazer and her boyfriend
and not writingTrader Anon CYOA
IT WAS ME AUSTIN!

>>12617532
>implying you wouldn't want a retarded daughteru who's already addicted to your jizz

>>12617532
>Retarded Harpies
That's like a Round Circle.

>>12617543
So THAT'S why Gracie is putting on weight. How naughty of you.
But I'm totally glad you're back here. No Alp.
Full Alp

>>12617538
When Platnium is done with Scalebound and Kojima with PP

>>12617533
>>Evil Dark Dragon Queen
She better have twindrills!

>>12617550
Is there a more evil hairstyle?

>>12617530

Women that stay evil but love and are loyal are better.

>You will never impress an evil Black Dragon Queen and win her love
>You will never convince her that lawful Evil is the best path
>You will never use her hoard to gain influence and feign reformation while working behind the scenes
>You will never dote on your lovely daughters and install them in positions of power
>You will never raise an army and begin your campaign of conquest over 'contested ancestral dragon territories'

>>12617548
But Anon I've always been here, you just needed to look behind you

>>12617554
Well, a lot of villains have bobcuts, too...
A bobcut Dragon would be fine.

>>12617547

More like they're all retarded because of stuff like that and washing the eggs.

>>12617543
AW SUNNVA BITCH

>>12617542

I wish I had saved that Big Throbbing Tailpussies photoshopped porn cover right now, or the Poor Little Shota one.

In the previous thread (1/2):

Sphinx-chan's riddles are still lame.
"But Officer, I didn't rape that bitchboy! Miss Happy made me do it!"
"Why is it always the Manticores that go crazy? Bake 'em away, toys."
Gamer Gracie looks forward to playing the best Final Fantasy game. It's Tactics Advanced.
Gamer Lich plays through Dark Souls.
Baphomet Complex first draft translation is finished.
Halloween pranks on monstergirls. Can it be done?
Milk.
/mgt/ posts unpopular opinions. The thread doesn't burst into flames.
Holstaurus gets her head trapped in a conveniently sized hole.
Labyrinthanon finishes Hathor initiate drawing, and posts chapter updates.
MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON MIDRIFFS.
Survival on Amazon island. And not the package delivery kind.
It's your responsibility to bully Cyclopses.
Anon is entrusted with The Flask.

Thought we're done with riddles? Too bad! Okay wimp, what coat can only be put on when wet?

>>12617568
In the previous thread (2/2):

The Church of the Firm Ones settles snugly between the breast divide.
Paladin and Succubus have a story together.
/mgt/ debates the philosophy of good and evil, morality and ethics.
Anon finds a moth. Again.
Reasonable Spess Mahreen lands somewhere strange.
/mgt/ changes the channel.
Loen draws shocking truth! Wurms dismayed!
New Yuuki Yuma smugfox doujin scanned.
Every writefag story is written.
Monstergirl kart racing game, in the vein of Wacky Races.

Ideas go here: http://pastebin.com/D7Xw996x
Writefags and drawfags, go nuts with that list, if you so desire.

Also, whoever recommended the Gundam Unicorn OST a long while back: Thank you. Shit's divine, especially that leitmotif. I'll get round to watching the rest of the UC works after G Gundam.

>>12617571

A coat of paint.

http://pastebin.com/mL6fkzPB

Remember, kitsunes eat fried tofu, kumihos eat raw liver. Know the difference, it could save your life!

>>12617568
>Tactics Advanced
Fine, you win.
>>12617575
O-okay. So, you wanna... you know?

>>12617559
A bobcut is lazy. It is done just to emphasize that she is going to die at some point by making her unattractive.

>>12617573
>>12617568

Danke, kameraden!

>>12617577

Do I want to...what? What are you getting at?

>>12617571
Nail polish.

>>12617585
How the hell did someone with shounen MC level thickness solve the riddle?

>>12617573
>Ideas go here
Add Sandstorm Sisters, Pharaoh's desert team as a gang of delinquents.

>>12617573

Pretty much all the mecha porn in Unicorn is 100 times better if you've seen the stuff that takes place before it in the timeline and have some MSV knowledge.

G gundam isn't really gundam exactly. More like a tournament shounen.

Look up the guy that did the Unicorn OST though. A lot of his stuff sounds pretty similar. The one that sticks out the most in my mind after Unicorn is the Attack on Titan OST

>>12617589

He didn't solve it. I did. And I'm claiming that booty.

>>12617589
Magical shouen MC knowledge.

>missed less again
Janet well never get drawn

>>12617593
Yeah, hence the me deciding to catch up on the rest of the Universal Century works before Unicorn.

I've read about how different G Gundam is, I just wanted to watch it for a change of pace.

Just from the third OST alone, I thought it sounded similar to Kill la Kill's OST, with some tracks. Didn't know he worked on that, too.

>>12617591
Done!

>>12617601
>Two Janet drawings last thread
Look HARDER

Any drawfags about? I'd like a busty, sexy yuki onna sexually stripping off her Kimono, yet still being tasteful; alternatively some lewds using http://i.imgur.com/7wHqnSi.jpg

>>12617606
That doesn't look quite like a janitor, though.
Wasn't it for something else?

>>12617611
>doesn't look like a janitor
>Ze standard for post quality has not been met.
>Ve have vays of dealing vith your kind...
You know?

>>12617609
>Just randomly asking for stuff you want
Hah

>>12617611
That was that artist's interpretation of her design. I think based off that one receptionist chick Rosemary.

>>12617606
>Making a Monstergirlsona of a 4chan Janitor
>Glorifying her and not making her an overweight NEET who does it for free

Seriously this is getting autistic. They do a job and nothing more, stop wanting to dick them.

>>12617618
It's too late now Anon. The plug's been pulled and we're all circling down the drain of madness now. Into the pipes of "Ah, fuck it, I'll roll with 'em" and the vast ocean beyond.

>>12617618
>nofunallowed.jpg

>>12617277
>no subject
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OGp9P6QvMjY

THROW HIM INTO THE SLIME PIT

>>12617606
>>12617616
Oh I'm sorry then, I just had in mind a more 'traditional' janitor, but I like this one a lot.

>>12617606
>>12617616
>finally done
>looks like a teacher or office worker
sexy, but still

>>12617448
A post stamp.

>>12617369
I don't get how these stories are relevant to mg. Aside from names it's pure /v/
You can change "lich" and "gazer" to "madoka" and "naruto" and post it on /a/. Or change it to "hitler" and "Ben "RaceWarNow" Garrison" and post it on /pol/. Or change it to nickelback and nickelback and post it on /mu/

>>12617512
Monstergirls have periods?

>>12617647
And? You can take the Monster Girls out of any Monster Girl story and they won't be Monster Girl stories anymore.

>>12617555
>lawful evil

My Overlord.

>>12617652
Only the ones that don't lay eggs.

>>12617656
Nah, I don't think you can take out mgs from smut which uses special mg traits

>>12617664
>you can't remove characters from a story without removing the characters traits as well
True. Your point?

>>12617573
Anon polishing his Holstaurus' horns with her blindfolded so the dust and wax don't get in her eyes. Bonus if she's fidgeting a bit.

Holstaurus holding a swrod in front of a training dummy, trembling and crying, while anon points where to strike.

>>12617576
>Kitsoviet
Oh shi~ You are ali
>9 september
Fuck
So some anon reposted it or Kitsoviet hid it into private paste for 2 months?

>>12617669
>Holstaurus learning to fight
Awesome.
>I don't want to fight~! Moo~!

>>12617669
i want to fuck a holst while using her horns as handlebars
slap her ass and tell her to moo like the cow she is

>>12617647
It involves MGs and their daily lives, are you trying to start trouble?

>>12617676
With a moo-moo here and a snusnu there?

>>12617669
>>12617674
This reminds me, holstaurus in salamander/lizardgirl's armour was never done was it

>>12617676
Don't we all.

>>12617676
Do it right, anon. Tenderize that all natural beef patty.

>>12617665
/v/ stories are not mg related

>>12617689
Monster Girls are not allowed to play videogames anymore guys, you heard the man.

>>12617679
Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a snusnu.

>>12617674
God damn it that is so cute!

>>12617660
You wouldn't lie to me would you anon? Monstergirls don't go 3DPD levels of bitchiness when on the rag, right?

>>12617689
>monstergirls can't exist in modern settings and do normal human things

Fuck off, Lich Gamer is here to stay.

>>12617695
I wouldn't lie to you, friend. Monster girls are wonderful people while even on the rag.

I want to embrace a Wight and have her cold flesh cool me off.

>>12617616

Something about the perspective on her right arm doesn't look right.

>>12617719
What if your hot body heats her up instead? How will you take responsibility?

Would this be considered too much fur?

>>12617737
I would say so, yes. also, dare I ask what happened to her genitals?

>>12617723
Throw her ass in a lake.

>>12617739
Tragic farming accident.

>>12617739

Not a clue.

>>12617747

The only thing I can imagine is the tractor scene from Shiki and I can't stop laughing.

>>12617739
It would be extremely painful.

So hey, did you know that Hitomis little sis is cute?
And also lewd, and over protective.

>>12617760
What's wrong with her eye?

>>12617760
...why does it have two eyes?

>>12617760
>Not a cyclops
Worst imouto.

>>12617760
She is PAINFULLY flat. Like, seriously. I can fap to flat but I feel ZERO attraction for this girl. Holy hell.

>>12617760
>Two eyes

>>12617763
>>12617762
>>12617761
Don't worry, she's still pretty special. I won't ruin the surprise.

>>12617762
Must've gotten it from Dad's side of the family.

>>12617771
>surprise
...she has a dick?

>>12617771
She has a dick doesn't she

>>12617777
Quads confirm the truth. Good thing I wasn't all that into Hitomi anyway.

>>12617776
No, you faggot. It's obvious she has yuri tendencies toward her sister.

>>12617771
Just spoiler it, please.

>>12617702
I don't mind modern setting or mgs playing vidya. But not when the ONLY thing they do is playing vidya

>>12617793
>stop liking things I don't like
No.

>>12617669
Speaking of which I wrote a story about that first one and another idea from the end of that thread. Still have one more idea left from that thread and a new one I got from last thread. http://pastebin.com/u/Praise_Hathor Probably sucks but I haven't gotten any feedback so I don't know.

>>12617776
>>12617777
>>12617782

>>12617793
No one but you cares.

>>12617798
Oh, well that's pretty cool then.

>>12617798
AHHHHH

THIS IS WORSE THAN THE DICK

BRING THE DICK

>>12617796
It's comfy. A happy couple doing happy couple things. I can't really say much more, I'm not critic.
>>12617798
This is a relief. And I'm sure Fran could help them with that.

>>12617798
They have the right amount of eyes between the two of them.

>>12617798

Oh.

Alright.

>>12617809
It's two too many you mean.

>>12617805
She still gets better when you read the chapter and get the story about her.

>>12617795
>I'm going to post /v/ here and no one is going to stop me
No

>>12617806
Well that's the most feedback I've gotten so thanks. Still gonna keep writing till I run out of ideas.

>>12617793

Hey man I understand you but it's better to let it be. I mean come on, it's the same kind of people who treat liches as code for a nerdy undead with big tits and throw all the stuff about age and power out the window. Would a lich ever be in highschool or be with some young guy acting like a kid anyway? Just forget about it.

>>12617816
Got to admit, Hound. You've piqued my interest.

>>12617816
Wait so she's got 3 eyes AND a dick?

>>12617822

She had 3 dicks?

>>12617798
>Three eyes

>>12617817
But I'm not the one writing it.
>>12617819
Let's be honest, if you were a Lich, you probably wouldn't change your lifestyle either. UNLIMITED POWER is worthless if you can't keep liking the things you like.

>>12617827
>I'm jealous of this fucker he's got three dicks!

>>12617771
Ah, i thought that would be her imouto. I guess it's just some fangirl

No one reply to that faggot hating on Lich Gamer, fucking troll.

>>12617822

That would make four eyes.

>>12617830

Yeah, but when you're pushing three hundred you're not going to be acting like a modern teenager. Might still be acting like a teenager from whatever era, might like video games, but generic write a human girl and call it a lich does not cut it.

But like I said, no point getting upset about it. Just typical twilight syndrome stuff.

>>12617836
I think he just hates on it because it has Dark Souls in it and he didn't git gud.

>>12617852
those are strange spoons

>>12617858
It's okay, the venom is harmless when consumed with tea!

>>12617859
Venom is harmless if swallowed right? It's poison that fucks you up either swallowed or injected.

>>12617866
That's right, there is nothing to be worried about! Besides, this land is peaceful and it's inhabitants kind!

>>12617866
Yeah.

That and anyone worthwhile has a spare blooming purple moss handy.

>>12617852
He probably used magic and crystal weapons.

>>12617836
>everyone who hates inappropriate /v/ posing is a troll
Sure, whatever makes you sleep better at night

>>12617870
We have Black Harpies, Duhllahans, and Dragons in the painted world. What would phalanxes be, I think either parasite slime or chimera, since they're an amalgamation.

Did I mention she's over protective of anyone picking on her big sister?

>>12617880
Good that faggot needed to be hit.

>>12617878
Tangled-up Skeletons Girls?

>>12617880

Requesting X-Ray on his neck getting broken by the kick.

>>12617885
>Forgetting abot spooky skelewheels

>>12617890
Umm, more Tangled-up Skeleton Girls?

Frosted Rapes still has the best quads.
And one of the best cuddles.

>>12617895
>one of the best cuddles
But anon, we don't have any pictures of High Impact Sexual Violence Tiger Girl cuddling anyone, do we? What if she's not a cuddler?

>>12617895
>that cute, embarrassed reaction
And people don't think hand-holding is lewd...

>>12617885
Oh! I know, Queen Slime. I am honestly at a loss for bonewheels.

>>12617895

>she's like twenty feet tall

I don't know how I feel about this. My pelvis isn't ready.

>>12617907
She also bites chunks of flesh out of you so I doubt any part of you is ready, you'll likely die.

>>12617907
She's not that huge.

>>12617898
She's an aggressive cuddler.

>>12617907
Just think of the view he's getting when she bares it all for him for the first time. He's a superhuman and even his body is not ready.

>>12617904
It's not, quit being autistic.

>>12617910
>that closeup of her eye
Somebody's nervous~
>>12617913
I think you're the one being autistic, thinking anyone is serious when they say that.

>>12617912
>>12617910

D'aww, she has a cute little nub tail. I want to yank on it.

>>12617917
>Yank her nubby tail
>It's basically her reverse scale
There are things you should and shouldn't do, Anon. And with a girl like Frosted Rape, there are many things in which you should not do

>>12617920
>with a girl like Frosted Rape, there are no things which you should not do
Fixed that for you.

>>12617916
>thinking anyone is serious when they say that.
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

>>12617925
>shitposting while saying that
We must go deeper.

>>12617917

I always get the weird feeling that one should not mess with stubby short tails. It seems like messing with it could easily hurt her and piss her off, taking its structure and bones in consideration.

Can somebody explain to me why they like her. I honestly can't see it. I'll tell you why I don't like her, she's essentially a furry no matter how you look at it, she's way too tall, she literally took a massive bite out of that guy, from what I've seen here she's aggressive as fuck. Take note that I haven't actually read this nor do I plan to, I'd rather just get people's impressions here to see why people like her.

>>12617920

If I survived the pelvic-shattering, would she nurse me back to health?

>>12617927

Usually, in stories like this, extra appendages: tails, horns, et al., are usually weak points and/or ero zones.

>>12617895
I want Frosted mini-rapes dammit

>>12617930
Nobody here has read it, only three chapters were ever translated and she wasn't in them.
Why do we like her? Because she's fucking hot.

>>12617930
Because tall girls are hot and people like Jinko's
Reminder that Tigers are going extinct.

>>12617916
>missing the point
Autistic people don't like being touched, making it seem like handholding is this big, lewd, dirty thing, even as a joke, is stupid as shit and needs to die.

>thinking anyone is serious when they say that

Just like no one is serious about waifus, oh wait

>realdolls
>dakis
>that guy in korea who married an anime character
>last year's valentine's day
>that motherfucker with kissing Hana the flame haze on his car's hood
>this motherfucker

>but those are nips

Implying weeabos aren't just as fucked.

>>12617936
I don't need reminders. There's a really sad commercial on TV about it that shows one that had to be put down because it got wounded by poachers. Fuck.

>>12617936

Everything is going extinct one day.

>>12617930
They got a big aggressive muscle catgirl fetish. And she punches all those buttons, a little too much extra fur or not.

I don't like multiple sets of breasts though. Makes paizuri a pain and ruin the hourglass profile of a woman. They did it about the best way they could with her by making one set smaller and following the profile of her ribcage. That being said, I'd still totally do her even if I didn't survive afterwards.

>>12617936
NO FUCK YOU
WE LIVE IN AN AGE WHERE WE CAN PREVENT THAT SHIT
WE CAN CLONE THEM IF IT GETS BAD ENOUGH

>>12617937
>still bitching
I don't actually give a fuck, and I don't most other people do either. Stop your bitching.
>>12617943
Big aggressive muscle catgirls fetish is a thing?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ksr0-H1gmI

>>12617948
>Big aggressive muscle catgirls fetish is a thing?

Your pic related.

And pretty much every anon that obsesses about Jinkos.

>>12617948
Stop with the stupid meme.

Oh wait, this is the thread. You fucked up OP.

Daily reminder that cats love being spanked.

>>12617957
Aren't cats a bunch of masochists?

>>12617953
You can't stop it, and I couldn't stop it if I wanted to. Do I need to post that Prison School crop? The "stupid meme" is bigger than us.
>>12617957
This is actually true.

>>12617934
Agreed.
http://imgur.com/a/fun9c#0

>>12617960
All meme's die eventually, I'm just looking to speed it along.

>>12617968
I think I'll keep using it just to annoy you, personally. I want you to understand I don't feel strongly one way or another, I simply dislike you personally and want to cause harm to you.

>>12617282
Atleast you used a distinctive image. Some times I scroll by by sight and some of the images which have been used for OP completely fade into the background.
>>12617422
I wonder how she would react to the game 'the floor is lava?' Would she get territorial?
>>12617751
Never underestimate the machines of labour.

>>12617953
>>12617948
>>12617937

Do any of you people even remember what you're arguing over anymore?

>>12617991
I do, this one guy doesn't like holding hands with girls because he's a faggot. Let's rip on him guys!

>>12617980
>annoying
>harm

Must be nice being 13. Feel big behind a computer screen?

>>12617995
>>12617991

I don't like the stuttering like faggots and misusing spoilers because "lol handholding."

>>12617997
It's a very special feeling, yes. Almost like holding hands.

The perfect form of fluffy right here.

This is bring your GF home christmas ,and cuddle with her at night fluffy.

>>12618002
>doesn't even try to deny he's underage

Please continue, it's not like you're looking like bigger assclown by the second trying to spite someone you don' even know.

>>12617983

>Teach Lava Golem about the "The floor is lava" game
>She gladly accepts to play along
>It begins
>You jump on the couch, waiting for her to do the same
>She just stands there, feet on the ground
>Ask her why she's not doing anything
>She starts walking up to you with a lewd smile on her face
>Still standing on the ground without touching anything else, she gets as close to you as she can without touching you
>She starts teasing you with her hot breath near your crotch, telling you that she decided to "create her own role" for the game
>She spends the rest of the game following you closely without touching anything but the ground as you jump from a piece of furniture to another, as if trying to make you lose your balance and fall without actually interfering directly with your movement
>If you fall and touch the ground, she'll rape you on the spot

>>12618005
That's impressive, yeah.
>>12618007
>trying
I thought it was pretty successful, the guy keeps bitching.

>>12618005
>fluffy
>sweater puppies
Kitsune YES

>mature kitsunes

My DICK

>>12618009
B-but... Daughterus can't vag their daddies!?

>>12617980
>>12617997
>>12618002
>>12618007

Cut the bullshit, you children. You're making the whole thread sound like a used car dealership with your meaningless passive-aggressive foreplay.

>>12618016

>>12618016

>>12618018

You're correct. Who says you can't play it with your monster waifu?

>>12618005
Nice!

>>12618009
You're not making winning appealing.

>>12618016
Ooh~? Is that your weakness?
>>12618019
B-but he started it! By bitching about something that he can't do anything about!

>>12618005
This is my perfect form of fluffy.

>>12618018
>>12618026
You're both wrong. It's the purest form of love.

inb4 yuri

>>12618032
>inb4 yuri
Yuri is shit.

The purest form of love is brother x sister

>>12618005
>Sweater puppies
>Turtle necks
You win everything

>>12618031
This is mine.

>>12618035
>Brother x Sister
Incorrect. The purest for of love in the one you have with your childhood friend

>>12618035
Agreed that yuri is shit, but brother x sister as the purest, isn't it all relative?

>>12617852

Holy shit, you posted a picture with a manticore in it and nobody threw a fit. Maybe one day we'll finally be able to have them in moderation.

Also, Elite Knight Armor is best protagonist armor. Elite Knight > Faraam > Fluted set. You know it to be true.

>>12618028

>Winning

Heh.

>>12618039
What if your chilhood friend is your brother or sister.

>>12618005
i want a fluffy kitsune wife to cuddle up to

>>12618032
>>12618035
>>12618041

Yuri a shit.

>>12618009
Bueno.

>>12618046
God damn loopholes
It ain't the same because it's family

>You will never dick a christmas cake MG while she whispers encouragement and advice.

Life is suffering.

>>12618050
What if it's your cousin that you bullied when you were kids but who grew up to be a super hottie, making it awkward to hang around with her because you secretly lust for her?

>>12618044
What?

>>12618039
A friend, no matter how close, will never surpass the closeness between siblings.

>>12618053
Semantics!
Point is; Childhood friend is the purest form of love

>>12618053
Seduce and dick, no more awkwardness.

>>12618050
But it isn't impossible. For example the best friend of a friend of mine is his sister. They're always together.

>>12617285
>Morgana
Best Champ.

>>12618057
What if she confronts you about bullying her and says you only treat her nice now because you want to fuck her?

>>12618058
Fine, we'll compromise.
The purest form of love is with your childhood friend. This can include family if your friends with your family.
God, that sounds like an insult. You're not family, but you're just friends with your family.

>>12618051
Truly the love between a virile but inexperienced young man and an experiences but frustrated and unsatisfied mature woman is the purest form of love.

>>12617370
TOO ADORABLE.

>>12618069
How mature we talking here? CC? MILF?
2000 year old grandmother Kitsune that smells like cheese and saki and keeps saying ara ara like it's the only thing in her vocabulary?

>>12618056
Nah.

>>12618069

And long as they're equal.

>>12618072
This mature.

>Not having your mg onee-san as your best friend and lover at the same time
Its like you don't even know about pure love.

>>12618065
No compromise. Why would you want someone's grubby hands all over your sister, that aren't yours?

>>12618074
Of course they're equal, their lust for one another keeps them going at each other but the experiences of age and the stamina of youth cannot overcome on another.
>>12618072
CC is usually used for a little too young, and MILF would imply there was someone else's kid coming in with the package, so it can't be either of those.

>>12618031
>That Kagerou
I want to fall asleep cuddling her everything.

>>12618076
This fucker. This fucker gets it.

>>12618043
>No Havel's armor
Jesus anon, what's wrong with you?

>>12618076
>I'm gonna marry you when I grow up, onee-san!
Hnnngh~

>>12618076
This Anon knows what's the bees pajamas

>>12618076
This guy gets it.

>>12617671
I started on it a long time ago and didn't finish it until recently

>>12618076
>he gets his first boner while snuggling her tail
What would she do? Slightly /ss/ or wait until he grows up a bit?

>>12618076
What about leaving your Onee-san behind and coming back to see her once you're grown and about to be married, only to be seduced and raped by her?

>>12618092
Sex ed with some hands-on time and a pinky-swear not to tell any adults.

>>12618048
I like how last thread, near the end, we managed to have a brief moment of yuri appreciation, without devolving into immediate shit-flinging.

>>12618093
Nah.

>>12618096
http://exhentai.org/g/654303/cae18fc2b1/
Like this?

>>12618097
Yes, now you just have to wait one kalpa for it to happen again.

>>12618097

>Yuri

How about you enjoy your fetish!

>>12618093
It ain't the same, anon
It's like you know nothing about the purest form of love

>>12618100
I was thinking more like "Ill show you mine if you show me yours".

>>12618105
>I want to be with oneechan forever!
This needs to be somewhere in there.

>>12618096
I briefly read "Pinky Swear" as "Pink Sweater".

Now I want lewd girls in pink, ribbed sweaters.

>>12618107
>Hey, anon...
>Yeah?
>We can't keep doing this stuff anymore.
>Why not?
>Because this is stuff only married couples do
>Then I'm going to marry Onee-san!
And then she hugs the oblivious little brother and assures him that of course he will, after he grows up.
>>12618109
I find the lack of this disturbing now that you mention it.

>>12618103
I shall, and you enjoy whatever yours may be too!

>>12618098
Your loss.

>>12618104
I got lost. Which one do you think is the purest form of love and why do you choose to be wrong?

>>12618112
>kissy marriage
I wish engagements made in kindergarten were legally binding.

>>12618093
It's better if it's the other way around.
Bridal Netori is fantastic.

>>12618097
Abandon all hope, ye who tries to fag here.

>>12618119
Leaving your Onee-san and growing up, just to come back to her and get married to her because you made a pinkie promise that you would
That, my man, is pure love

>>12618123
If they were, I'd have like five wives.

>>12618076

>>12618123
>>>/india.

You nuts son?

>>12618127
Exactly.

>>12618129
You don't see the difference between an arranged marriage and an engagement made by the kids themselves?

>>12618135
And three of them would be triplets. Damn these stupid laws.

>>12618093
What about raping your oneesan when you think she got a boyfriend, running away, coming back to her wedding, getting raped by her, and then finding out that the wedding was a scam?

>>12617370
Do one where the girl's father alped, but is still with the mother! Any mg will do.

>>12618141
>raping your oneesan
This is some heretic shit.

>>12618129
I just want my cute tomboy childhood friend back, is that too much to ask?
yes

>>12618144
>two mommies
Oh how progressive of you.

>>12618140
Are you that same anon who once confessed about being confessed to by triplets interested in a foursome relationship?

>>12618147
What else would you do when you think she's being NTR'd from you? Ask her about it like an adult?

>>12618151
Yes, yes I am. Please don't judge me.

>>12618141
I think I remember reading a doujin like that once. Or twice.

>>12618153
Rape the boyfriend.

>>12618126
Yeah, that's nice. Are they blood related?

>>12618156

I so do I. I remember everything but the name.

>>12618153
You make a compelling argument.

>>12618141
>Raping your oneesan
Anon, do you want to get punched?

>>12618158
Does it matter?

>>12618156
It's from Homunculus tank
I think it was called summer animal or something though I read it years ago so I not so sure

Question. Do any of you with sisters feel any awkwardness, arousal, or even just an emotional response in regards to them when the subject of dicking the imouto/onee-san is brought up?

>>12618124
I don't like all NTR That kind seems especially dickish, unless it's a last strech steal, that is, before the ceremonies are in place, and with all parties aware.

I remember one where the bride collapses in the middle of the vows because she had a vibrator in her, which the priest had the remote to. The thing s, the groom caught sight of them fucking and does nothing. Are there really men this beta, nay, omega? Who are you supposed to root for in these types of stories?

>>12618155
>all this childhood friend talk
You faggots made me remember that doujin where the loser guy gets a spy-looking ghost motherfucker to help him rape girls. After some shenanigangs he rapes the mean girl who rejected him when they were primary schoolers, but it turns out she was a tsundere and actually loved him all the time. He then hangs himself after remembering how happy they were as childhood friends and realizing he ruined everything by raping her.

>>12618141
>those joke endings after making you feel like shit

I love them.

>>12618173
My sister is ten years older than me and a titty monster. She is also divorced with two kids. I am not bothered by the subject, but I feel no lust towards my sister.

>you will never go on adventures with an Amazon
>she will never come to respect you, both as a lover and a warrior

>>12618173

I wonder if there are Anons who feel nervous whenever the subject of dicking sisters pops up, knowing that their siblings would totally want it if asked.

>>12618174
Enjoy suffering

>>12618167
Of course, it's purest that way.

>>12618179
But I'm a lover, not a fighter! Bow-chika-bow-wow!

>>12618173
I have fapped with my big sister's panties and swimsuit and would fuck her if I could.

>>12618179
>You will never be drinking buddies with an Oni
>She'll never laugh and tease you about being a light drinker even laughing when you get completely wasted
>She'll never admit that she likes the company

>>12618183
Then yes

>>12618184
Tucker pls.
>>12618188
It hurts anon. It hurts a lot.

>>12618181
I can, but I must be feeling especially S. It's fine if they deserve it, it's fine if they set themselves up for it, i.e. being neutron star dense, but good people getting NTR'd? Maybe suffering is not for me.

>>12618193
>Tucker
I'm not him, Tucker is black.

>>12618178
Mine is 4 years. Also a titty monster.
No lust either.

>>12617501
Beeg Harpy teetees.

>>12618075

I think she looks pretty damn good for 200 years old.

>>12618207
That just means your tastes are twisted. Welcome to the club.

>>12618173
No, it's just a fantasy, the taboo aspect of it.

MFW my sister tried to get me o fuck her when I was a shota. Looking back now, I'd have done it, but she wasn't convincing and I just walked away. Because my brother had already fucked me

>>12618194
It's totally not for you.
Bad people suffering don't even count as suffering
Good innocent people suffering is the only proper suffering.

>>12617606
Woo, I wake up to find this!

Happy commercial-kun is happy , you said a second one was drawn?

>>12618209
Ew
Gay

>>12617606
>>12617616

It is Detective Inspector Kikimora, of the MGC police departmen

>>12618213
>commercial-kun
Behind the scenes documentary about MetalMorphosis please.

>>12618213
Try looking through this thread again; it's there.

>>12617573
>Thank you
You welcome mang.

>>12618035
>>12618039
What if they're not related?

>>12618179

These posts doing anything for you guys?

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>>12618226
Stepsisters are meant to be fucked ferociously, and so are stepmothers if your father dies.

>>12618226
Even better
Fuck, that whole thing was hot

>>12618226
Stills good, but not as good. as real incest.

>>12618230
Cakes > Milfs > Lolis

>>12618234
>>12618230
Here we go again!

>>12618234

We had this discussion last thread

>>12618234

If they're cakes, they're cakes for a reason.

>>12618230
Fuck off bob

>>12618086

I love Havel, dude, but it doesn't come to mind as undead protagonist armor.

Maybe we could get a game where we play Havel and beat the shit out of mages.

>>12618240
They have really bad luck.

>>12618230
>>12618234
Stop forcing your milfshit
Even futaposters wasn't as annoying as you

>>12618254

Baphomet pls go

>>12618230
>>12618254
>>12618243
When did we start hating MILFs? did I miss something?

>>12618254
>Even futaposters wasn't as annoying as you
You don't know what you're saying.

>>12618258

We haven't. That guy is just Sabbathposting.

>>12618259
>>12618258
At least futafags are mostly ded now. But these fags keep posting quality "muh fetish > ur fetish" shitposts for god knows how long

>>12618267
>But these fags keep posting quality "muh fetish > ur fetish" shitposts for god knows how long
That's practically the whole thread.

"Delicious Christmas cake, rich creamy icing, rich tasty interior , I love Christmas cakes."

"Um, they are talking about women who are 26 or older"

The Wurm looks disappointed.

>>12618258
Milf a shit. Enjoy raising random nigger kid as betamax. At least say cakes

>>12618264
Ah. I was worried some big war happened and this was the aftermath