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Im just as confused as you are.

Presumably you made it just now.

There is no new one. It's the one from the other day still but the image got deleted. It's at the bottom of the catalog.

>>12540298

The OP was an idiot and fucked up

>>12547698
>The thread no longer has the words "Monster girl" at all in it.
I was searching the catalog for "Monster" and getting nothing.

This thread might become the next Monstergirl thread and I didn't put any of the important stuff in the OP. Shit.

>>12547657
It was nearly time for a new thread anyway.

>>12547722
Does everyone that participate in generals immediately press "End" on their keyboard whenever they load the thread?
I'm pretty sure most people would see a huge block of text with links near the top of the thread.
You also have like, an hour to delete the thread upon creating it.

>>12547728
The block of links and stuff aren't in the last thread either, though.

Could somebody explain why slime mgs are so frequently op? When people write lowly blue slimes doing things reminiscent of a horny shoggoth in terms of power level I just want to give up on the story. If you want a formidable slime at least have it be a red slime. Really hairy situations call for dark or queen slimes.

>>12547722
People can just turn OP comment on and that'll be the end of that.

>>12547777

Do you think there was anything in the OP comment in >>12540298?

>>12547779
People will be able to find it as long as either "Monster" or "MGG" shows up somewhere in the OP.

It would be better if they were both in the subject line but whatever.

>>12547657
Considering that the vast majority of users here are /a/ users, they shouldn't be here in the first place.

I wonder if I'll be banned again for posting this.

>>12547657
>>12547801
I love monster girls but I stay clear from that thread. It moves like something from /vg/ up to 1k posts and I can't take it easy with the quality of the posts and all of the greentext and fanfiction and roleplaying and translation-wondering. Then later I realized that the thread was basically moved from /a/ and I decided there was nothing wrong with enjoying monster girls mainly from the VNs I play. They don't seem to talk much about those either too unless its translated.

Have you praised your deities today anon?

>>12547825
That's because most of us don't know Moon. Here's and adorable Dragon though.
>>12547865
Milky skin on Hathor.

>>12547865

>White Hathor

.Less be fucking up. It was only said like four times last thread. And that's not enough.

>>12547867
B-but MILKY.

>>12547865
The only God I pay obeisance to is Anon, the Faceless Lord of Spaghetti.

So we're moved here now.
Fucking great.
>>12547657
OP, you're a moron.

>>12547865
Don't dick the Goderu

>>12547869

>Egyptian goddess
>Not delicious brown

A shitty pun doesn't even begin to make up for that.

>>12547869
Chocolate milky please.

>>12547873
>Fucking great
What's the problem again?
>>12547874
Not even the goddess of fertility?
>>12547877
Okay, this. Less get back to work.

>>12547873
>you will never have an non retarded OP

MGT is suffering

>>12547866
A shame. Enjoy your new thread, I guess, seems the activity is spiking up to worrying levels.

>>12547872

Keep praying lizardgirl, and maybe fate will shine upon you at the next festival.

So we'll be camping here? There won't be excessive drama involving making a second thread, right?

>>12547867
All of them should be brown, really. We've got two desert girls and a goddess of the sun here. Well, two goddesses of the sun. Ra should be black.

>>12547878
For the past two threads, we have been missing the Subject line. It makes it that much harder for people to find a thread in the archives and the board if it's missing.

And some anon keeps insisting on making a thread even though he can never do it right. It's insufferable.

>>12547881
Thanks for the well-wishes. Soon I'll go to His shrine and make an offering of olive oil. Extra virgin.

>>12547867
Take a look at some hieroglyphics. Hathor is light tan at most.

>>12547886
Right. All is well now.
>>12547887
Ammy should be white though.
>>12547889
>olive oil
And what does Anon need that for?

>>12547886
I would LIKE for a proper thread to be made, but will the janitors allow it?

>>12547892
>Ammy should be white though.
I know why you say that, but it still feels weird for a sun goddess to be pale.

Can some one just make a legit OP for once? What the fuck.

>>12547895
There's more than one sun. Don't think Sol, think a White Giant.

>>12547893
I wouldn't count on it. Let's just deal with it for now.

>>12547892
It's common for gay men to use it as a anal lubricant.

>>12547898
>anal lubricant
Lemon flavored.

>>12547892
> olive oil. Extra virgin.
I have not a clue; the acolytes just told me to do so. Symbolism, maybe?

>>12546676

It's literally the easiest thing to do, but monster girl in subject is too difficult

>>12547892
>And what does Anon need that for?

>Implying it isn't to anoint his harem legion.
His followers are the single and the stag. He is the great faceless lord of all male things that please the monsters. Those faceless middle-aged business men have but the slightest fraction of his power bestowed upon them.

>>12547897
But giant suns are Blue, not white. It's also noted that the bigger a star gets, the cooler it gets. So giant, milfy suns are the coolest, while small suns are too got headed.

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurs

>>12547904
Ammy has snow white fur in the game, thus we portray her as being white. Simple.

>>12547899
Why flavor an anal lubricant? Do they plan on going ass to mouth?

>>12547904
>White Giants are blue
Don't anon. Ammy is white, and you will not turn her skin dark.

>>12547904
>So giant, milfy suns are the coolest, while small suns are too got headed.
Just like my Japanese animes. I'll bet the small suns have a complex about being flat, too.

threadly reminder that milfs > lolishit

>>12547904

>Sexualizing a thermonuclear reaction

Some days, you just have to step back and see how far things have gone off the rails.

>>12547910
But she's god of a body that emits UV rays! her body should reflect that! At least give me some tanlines here.

>>12547908
Ask the guys who make Katawa Shoujo.
>>12547911
>D-dammit! Why does Mu Cephei have such a huge orbit?
>>12547913
>anthropomorphising thermonuclear reactions
This shit's been going on for millenia anon.

>>12547912
You wish.

>>12547913

>NOT sexualizing a thermonuclear reaction

>>12547912
That's just fat. That's like an hourglass figure if you thinned out the bottom half. Giant tits don't work if you don't have delicious giant thighs and delicious giant ass, and delicious thin waist.

but why milk?

>>12547920
Because that's what boobs are for.

>>12547915
>This shit's been going on for millennia anon.

Yeah, but not after people actually knew what they were.

>>12547919
SHE'S NUCLEEEEAR

>>12547913
Sometimes.

>>12547915
>I wish I had the figure of UY Scuti...

>>12547918
But she does have thighs and presumably ass. Her waist just isn't rail thin. There's still even a inward curve to it.

but why Brown genki tomboy christmas cake elves?

>>12547922
These threads beg to differ. There's a 2hu too, right?

>>12547921
but why milk?

>>12547925
she doesn't really have hips though. And that's what throws it out of whack.

>>12547918

>That's just fat.

Hardly, she's definitely on the chubby side, though. Which is fine with me because that's how I like my milfs.

choose your Kaiju

>>12547865
well done less, i love the colors

so...uhm... Anya? is there some content out there? ever since she was created i havent seen anything about her

>>12547935
She's got great hips, what she's lacking is a narrow waist to accentuate them. Look again.

>>12547922
People ALWAYS knew the Sun wasn't a living thing, fucking look at it, it's a ball of fire. Didn't stop them. Doesn't stop me.
>>12547937
I pick DESTROYAH!

>>12547936
fat =/= obese. Atleast, not in the way I use it, it's more a broad term. Chubby is only good if the proportions are perfect.

>>12547865
Please don't post rule breaking content like fully topless, nipple showing images such as that. The /a/ mod might protect you but that doesn't mean you're free to ignore the rules.

>>12547941
Anya gets no love because nobody has the balls to write about her.

>>12547937
King Ghidorah, followed by Godzilla and Destroyah.

>>12547937
Mothra.

>>12547937
King Ghidorah nigga

If there's any drawfags on the thread right now. I'd like to request this picture to be re-done, with a Cat Girl staring blankly at the pile of hotdogs.

Although drawing all of the hotdogs might be tedious.

>>12547945
>/a/ mod
>protect
You're not wrong about the rule-breaking, but...

>>12547919
>Your Godzilla waifu has gotten so angry about something that she has begun to melt down
How do you calm her rage?

>>12547948
>Mothra
TZICH
>>12547953
With a lot of fish.

>>12547942
Hmm, maybe. Her tits cover like 50% of her torso so its hard for me to imagine the line of her waist, it might continue to gradually thin out before broadening again around the upper-torso.

Could we turn various stars, planets, and other galactic phenomena into monster girls?

>>12547953
I can't do anything. Try to lure her to another kaiju girl.

Let them fight.

>>12547956
Some planets already are, like Venus.

>>12547956
> Inb4 milkyway puns

>>12547959
But Anon, Venus was named after the Roman god. Not the other way around.

>>12547960
Now now, Andromeda nee-san just wants a hug.

>>12547937
Godzilla, Ghidorah, Mothra, or Biollante. Also
>Gigan
>Handholding

>Gamera
>/ss/

I shouldn't be laughing this hard.

>>12547960
you just wanted to shine on that didn't you

>>12547959
But what about Pluto, or something like a Yandere Quasar girl?

>>12547953
Dick.

>>12547966
Pluto is not a planet, anon. Let's bully her and her stupid sister Charon!

>>12547966
emo goth

"Leave me alone, I am not a real planet any more"

>>12547965
The thought of it put a twinkle in my eye, yes.

>>12547955
>its hard for me to imagine the line of her waist
No, it's visible. Looking at her thighs and those massive mammaries she really shouldn't have a waist line that's not completely straight, but because of the way she's turned you can see that inward pinch, though you're right that you couldn't from straight on. Maybe it's the sweater and loose clothing throwing you off.

>>12547937
Mothra is objectively the best waifu, even if it's boring vanilla.

>>12547972
Don't bully Charon, I don't care for Pluto.

>>12547973
And what about the others?

>>12547975
I mean as it continues up to form the shape of her torso in general. But I agree that he angle and clothing are probably throwing me off.

>>12547979
>what about the others
Saturn is an ojousama.

>>12547973
Or a hipster.
"I used to be a planet... before it was mainstream." Something something free range exoplanets.

>>12547976
This reminds me, was this picture ever updated to have wings?

>>12547979
Saturn is into bondage.
Uranus is an Ara Ara Holstaurus-type.

>>12547867
>>12547869
>>12547875
gentlemen
can we not mix the two together for delicious chocolate milk?

>>12547982
Mars is a tomboy in spats.

>>12547865
Hathor : Aw Come on! You always get the guys,, let me have him this time!

>>12547986
>Saturn is into bondage.
But why would- oh. Ohhhhhh! So Saturn is a... lamia? Succubus?

>>12547987
YES WE CAN!
>>12547991
I think Saturn should be an ojousama because rings=drills

>>12547988
So an Oni?

>>12547991
I'd go with lamia.

>>12547991
>Lamia
Yes.
Very much.

>We're sexualizing planets now
Okay?

>>12547993
What about that giant geometrically shaped hurricane?

>>12547997
You're as confused as I am, but roll with it, I suppose.

lets see,

Mercury, hyper fast loli type
Venus, Hot mild woman
earth, meh
Mars, red barren older milf past her prime?
jupiter : tubby as all get out?
Saturnalia the serpant?
Uranus the silent one
pluto see above

>>12547956
Jupiter an imperious/royal mg - pharaoh, ryu, dragon. suggestions?

>>12547997
It was only a matter of time now. It won't be long now until someone draws a white dwarf girl, or a red giant milf.

>>12547998
>Jupiter's Earth-sized hurricane
>D-don't stare!
>>12547997
Sailor Moon did it first. And the ancient people's did it even earlier. It's what being a human is all about!

>>12547996
>>12547994
>giant busty bondage lamia
Hm...

>>12547993
>rings=drills
Can we throw this in? A gentle femdom bondage ojousama lamia? With drill hair/scale patterns?

>>12547998
>What about that giant geometrically shaped hurricane?
Swirly eyes or a sexy birthmark.

>>12547997
Nothing is safe. Nothing.

>>12548001
>Uranus
>Not a buttslutt.

>>12548002
>Pharaoh
Grapesnake.

>>12548001
>earth, meh
Bitch Gaia is best girl, she's the only one who's fertile.
>>12548006
We got sick of this joke and changed the name to Urectum.

>>12548005
Birthmark sounds better than swirly glasses.

>>12548010
>she's the only one who's fertile.
Is Mars still angry about her miscarriage?

>>12548001
Mars would be the flat tsundere.

>>12548006
This is why I pronounce it Yu-RAN-iss

>>12548008
Perhaps grapesnake would be the dwarf planet eris, for discord? I wasn't sure how to work apophis in there.

>>12548012
>Mars is Milf that's still depressed over her miscarriage

>>12548001
Nah, man.
Uranus would be a Holstaurus.

>>12548011
>swirly glasses.
Eyes, not glasses. Like there's a storm in her iris with the pupil as the, well, eye.

>>12548019
Uranus was also best Sailor.
>>12548020
Like Moth-chan's eyes?

>>12548017
>Sandwoman
>Delicious Caramel monstergirl with a huge ass that rapes men to sleep.
I still don't understand how she didn't catch on.

>>12548015
That could work, though I hate the idea of a Pharaoh being Jupiter.

>>12548020
So spiral power?

I'd like to believe the Sun is a Dragon Girl with a hot temper.

How about Mars as an older Oni
they are warlike, and she could have had an 'accident' that lost her child,


(anyone else getting really retarded captchas lately?)

>>12548023
Because anons want to stay up late.

>>12548018
She now goes after all of Earth's shotas instead.

>>12548022
>Like Moth-chan's eyes?
Yeah, but more colorful. This would be a pain to do for colorfags.

>>12548024
>I hate the idea of a Pharaoh being Jupiter.
It doesn't even work since she's already associated with the sun.

>>12548024
Same; how does ryu sound?
>>12548025
I like this. I like this a lot.

mmm praise hathor
nice color for her

>>12548031
Soooo, Pharaoh for Sunstar?

>>12548025
Does she has a blinding aura of light?

>>12548032
A Ryu could work.

>>12548034
No.

>>12548036
>No.
Boo~.

>>12548034
We already have two gods/figures representing the sun. Just let pharaoh be pharaoh.

>>12548036
It could! All those moons would be shirohebis.

>>12548036
>Does she has a blinding aura of light?

Yes, and when she goes full tsundere she gives you a sunburn.

>>12548025
explosive temper

>>12548031
Would she be the motherly type of milf?

>>12548041
>All those shirohebis

>>12548044
>motherly type of milf
Redundant much redundant?

>>12548042
>D-don't look at me, baka!
And then Anon was blind. What would solar flares be? Firebreath?

>>12548044
She'd be the type to raise you into the perfect husband for her to marry.

>>12548046
Earth is actually a Human and his Shirohebi moon shields him from Asteroid Girls.

I really love these threads.

From discussing new additions to the monster girl pantheon, all the way to Monstergirlization of planets . man those people on /a/ don't know what they are missing

Question: Is monstergirls a specific narrow thing or is it just pictures of any chick and monster related imagery?

>>12548041
That's a lot of pale snakes.

>>12548051
She's creating fires just because she feels like it! Not because it helps sustain life on Earth or anything...

>>12548054
Im going to say extra species girls are a safe bet!

>>12548054
>chick and monster
Preferably a Monster Chick, you know? They're not defined very accurately but they appear in a ton of unrelated mediums.

Reposting because it was posted late in the last thread so for the morning viewers

The Grimagia user expansion pack voting begins today, so if you backed you should get an email soon. Monorus is apparently working on a few monster girls for it since he's credited for a few drawings, including pic related.

Here's a link to their descriptions and images.

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HUnbbTTWVGswvPyBODFM-L5LOYfB1Aou42Ws6rSAYqI/edit

>>12548054
It's not a very well defined topic.

>>12548059
>I-it's not like I brighten up your day because I love you, or anything!

>>12548054
That's up to personal interpretation. Some have a strict idea of what constitutes a monster girl while others have a looser one. In the end only you can decide that.

>>12548065
pretty much dragon girls, fox women, cat girls, lamias, that sort of thing, not a girl with a monster, ( I am pretty sure that thread prolly exists on /d/ )

>>12548064
Come on Undead.

I want me a sexy Necromancer deck.

You will never be on Harpy-chan duty

>>12548063

Yeah that is what I was wondering. I didn't know if there was like "monstergirls the chinese cartoon and funny strip".

Would Uxia be considered a monster girl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VCe3Iz-ieE

Would a black hole be an experienced Succubus?

How excited is your waifu for Smash tomorrow?

>>12548073

>>12548074

embed disable rage. Sorry about that.

>>12548075
A dark matter.

>>12548073
again?

>>12548077

>>12548077
this gets posted in every thread

>>12548074
You're entirely new to this?
Start by reading Daily Life With Monster Girl. It may be a stupid harem comedy, but you'll get an idea.

>>12548079
Doesn't fit as well.

>>12548076
My waifu didn't want to play Smash! It's a stupid game for stupid people to get in! It's also really small, and everyone knows bigger is better!

;_;

>>12548083

Dark Elf Maido Combo Breaker!!!

>>12548083
Never trust a Harpy. Or underestimate I guess.

>>12548076
>Smash
Sorry, my waifu thinks she can take over Mordor.

>>12548086
> All-consuming BLACK FUCKING HOLE
It fits perfectly.

>>12548088

Yep. Never bothered asking or looking at the treds here or elsewhere. I am into horror and all that though if related.

>>12548092
I can't give orders to that, she has a dominant aura.
>>12548098
>horror
Can't think of any off the top of my head, sorry.

>>12548076
She's telling me to stop playing games and posting on 4chan, and take the garbage out.

>>12548098
Some of the stuff people post in here is pure horror, but something tells me it's not the kind of horror you are looking for

>>12548098
Try this guy:
http://www.literotica.com/stories/memberpage.php?uid=903429&page=submissions

>>12548097
Fine. What would a White Dwarf be though? And don't say Dwarf.

>>12548101
>another Mel Brooks reference
Shota in tights running away from the Dullahan of Nottingham when?

>>12548076
Kind of.
She's not too happy about Snake, though.

>>12548088


Well thanks I pasted that title into a rec file I haven't used in months. Will look into it this week. Have fun ya'll.

>>12548107
Lazy bakadere

Because she's super dense and low on energy.

>>12548107
>small and white
Let's dream together anon!
>>12548111
And if you like it, there's plenty more.

>>12548106

OH wow I had forgotten all about that site.

>>12548101
>Having a waifu that makes you go outside and do chores

I love my Dragon Waifu, she never has be do anything or leave the house. That might be because she locks me in my room whenever she leaves, but oh well.

>>12548111
ya'all come back nao ya hear

oh gawds I have this bad visual of redneck monster girls

Ya aint from around these parts is you boy?

>>12548119
Take them pants right off. And them panties...

>>12548109
When you write it.

>>12548114
No thanks.

>>12548118
You must be more pale than an albino Irishman.

>>12548118
>Dragonfu locks him up
Heh, trust has to be earned.
>>12548123
>When your write it
But I don't into writefagging anymore.

>>12548121
you shouldn't be wearing them thar pants boy, might as well take of them undies too , that will save us a lotta trouble , if you know what I mean

>>12548107
I want to say lamia, but I think that has been used already.

Does anybody have a link to that Western Lamia story? My tabs are gone.

>>12548119

Says the refugee. :]

>>12548129
Go on boy, squeal... squeal like a P'Orc!

>>12548128
Then get back into it, Alp.

>>12548133
There can be more than one lamia.

>>12548139
>Alp
N-no you.

>>12548137
well, lookie here, we got us a banjo, do you like some music for you to sing too? cause we gonna make you squeal like nevah before

>>12548118

She probably does that because to her, you're her greatest treasure and she doesn't want you getting hurt.

>>12548147
Filthy whores and thieves always trying to get the prime husbandos.

>>12548143
He got a real purty mouth ain't he?..

>>12548142
Step to it.

>>12548147
Maybe she doesn't want some filthy submonstergirl to lay their filthy hands upon you?

>>12548150
>Step to it
YOU step to it, or I'll use my magical mind-control powers on you!

>>12548153
We're not RPing here, Alp.

>>12548155
Neither am I, I meant my irresistible seduction skills.
Bow-chika-bow-wow!

>>12548156
asswings??

>>12548159
You DO know how Succubi use buttwings, don't you?

>>12548156
Disgusting, not even an Ushi Oni would tap that.

>>12548161
The more you know!

>>12548163
Bullying only makes it happy, you fool!

>>12548163
agreed.
Do the world a favor, delete that.

>>12548166
What's the opposite of bullying?

>>12548168
Not only will I not delete it, I will keep posting it every thread until we get descent Alp art.

Do monster girls have class and style?

>>12548188
No, but they do have a funny face.

Well. OP made a fucking terrible thread. No shock there.

Anyways, I finished translating the setting commentary for the sandworm doujin.

http://i.imgur.com/UfcjJxS.jpg if you needed a reminder.

Commentary on the setting

Worm-type mamono musume

Called the Sandworm, AKA the Sand-Creature*, they live in dry areas, mainly deserts.
It's the largest worm-type monster, their size could even be comparable to that of a dragon.
Their entire body is covered in an incredibly strong carapace, which also functions in such a way that the Sandworm can "swim" through earth and sand, through the use of peristalsis.

1/2

>>12548090
NEJITSU'S SECRET
NEJITSU'S SECRET
SQUAWK

>>12548191

During the old Demon Lord's reign Sandworms were carnivorous and humans were a staple of their diet; but after the new Demon Lord took power they became omnivorous. Now humans are seen as potential partners rather than potentially edible.
For the worm species, their intelligence isn't high overall; this characteristic hasn't changed even after the ascent of the new Demon Lord, it's thought that it's just a peculiarity of the race of worms.
For this reason Sandworms are incredibly straightforward in their thinking: if they see a man they fancy as a potential partner, they'll attack mercilessly.

Even though the Sandworms use their large outer bodies to hunt down humans, most prey are received by the woman shaped inner-body and are met with a welcome full of lust. Inside the main body resides the inner female-shaped body: this human-shaped organ's entire surface has the texture of a tongue. If her captured prey is worthy as a potential partner, the Sandworm will use her inner body to cover the man in her saliva; by doing so she marks the man with her own pheromones, which then act as a precaution against other mamono poaching her new suitor. Thus, the Sandworm marks the human as her new partner. This act, in and of itself, has very strong feelings attached to it by the Sandworms and also acts to deepen the intimacy between her and her partner at the same time; this new intimacy will often develop in to the couple's first mating in most cases.

Oops. I've fucked this up.

2/3

>>12548193
Sandworms are an oviparous family of mamono, the eggs being created within the the outer body of the Sandworm. After hatching, the young Sandworms grow by repeatedly moulting. Moulting is generally repeated about 30 times, through this process the Sandworm's outer hide becomes tough and strong. When the young Sandworm, through repeated moulting, has grown too large to comfortably ride within her mother, the young Sandworm will leave her mother's embrace and exit into the wider world. The newly independent Sandworm is now considered an adult. To become truly independent the now adult Sandworm leaves her mother (indeed it would be physically impossible for the daughter to again fit into her mother's outer body now) and begins her own journey in search of a husband, never to set eyes on her mother again.
It should be noted, that in some very rare cases the Sandworm's father will accompany his daughter on her journey.
Normally Sandworms aren't social mamono and rarely act in groups, however if multiple Sandworms were to act in concert, they could be willing to share a single mate.

*Translator's note: Sandworm throughout the dōjin is rendered as "Sandouōmu" in katakana, in this instance the author takes the opportunity to render it in kanji which more or less transliterates to "sand-insect". So it's a bit awkward in other words. If you want to have the Japanese transliterated to romanji it's rendered as "Sunamushi", pretend that's what I chose to use if you prefer it.

>>12548188
Well that particular harpy doesn't have either, post a girl with decent taste.

>>12548195
Okay.

>>12548195
What's considered style to you, the current hip trend?

>>12548197
A monster girl with decent taste.

>>12548194
>Sandworm's father will accompany his daughter on her journey
Why? Does he dick the daughter? Is he there to make sure nothing bad happens? Is he going to test any suitor his daughter meets?

>>12548198
If you're following trends you're already too far behind the 8 ball to catch up.

Just find a well dressed mamono if you can, or a manticore will devour your soul (via your penis)

>>12548199
Okay, how's this?

>>12548201
God knows.

"Now, I'm here to test you, just to make sure no harm will come to my 2 ton daughter."

>>12548171
But that's just another facet of alp bullying, if they get more art, they'll get big heads. Now get back to work on Wurm Wrangler

>>12548204
Not bad out of /10

but if you're going to wear a maid outfit, you need stockings/pantyhose. Without them it's only half as good.

>>12548206
I like to imagine that he's there to scare off any boys his daughter runs across.

>>12548209
"My daughter will remain pure!"

Says the scary grizzled man riding the top of a giant worm, whilst inside his daughter's just like "Awww, daaaaaaad, come one!"

>>12548207
Make me, person of questionable motives.
>>12548208
Agreed.

>>12548214
Jesus Christ, those legs are horafying.

>>12548213
>SHAAII-HULUUD!
>Dad! You're embarrassing me!

>>12548213
I wish someone would turn that into a story.

>>12548203
Well dressed, eh?

>>12548224
Man. Hourglass girls in sweater dresses and not much else make me fucking diamonds.

Too bad they're not that popular.

>>12548224
Everytime I see that all i can think about is the super s symbols from the 90's on her sweatshirt

>>12548064
For the record, I only drew the Kyuubi. The credit on the other ones is for coloring.

>>12548235
Still, our based Monorus is moving on up.
Isn't it still unpaid, though?

>>12548244
I remember they said if they reached so much money they'd try to get more artists, and they already had several they planned on asking. Maybe Mono is one of them? If so that'd be nice.

>>12548214
If you don't, I won't bully you anymore

>>12548251
Your bullying only makes my spadetail harder.

>>12548231
Who says they aren't? The person who drew these pics has a thing for these kinds of women.

>>12548244
Based on what?

>>12548247
Let's hope they don't recruit .Less.

>>12548259
Too late for that, they confirmed Chesire will be part of the 'Monster Fans Collection'.

>>12548261
God help us if it's true. Why couldn't they just contact Loen?

>>12548257
No, no. The saying is, "Monorus is based."

>>12548264
Loen's probably too busy doing IRL things to help in development.
Harumph.

>>12548252
That's why I'm going to stop bullying and ask politely. Please continue to write Wurm Wrangler, good Alp.

>>12548267
What's so important that he can't help out? Keeping a roof over his head?

>>12548268
Your groveling only makes my inner dom giddy.
I'll get to it eventually, but Shadow of Mordor and doing school stuff are horrible deterrents

>>12548271
>groveling
>the same thing as politeness
No

>>12548272
>taking everything literally
Please no.

>>12548269
What if it's a conspiracy? What is Bob wanted less to get in to make Chesire Futa Cards, and so took the spot that was reserved for Loen.

What if Bob single handedly controls everything related to Monster Girls. Threads moving to /jp/? Bob's doing. Alp quitting writefaggotry? Bob willed it. MGU getting KC angry, thus leading to their ship sinking? Bob's plan at work. Monster Boys getting an anime before Monster Girls do? All a part of Bob's master plan, which we don't know fully what it is, but the end result likely involves more futa cats.

Bob is pulling the strings here, we are merely watching the puppet show.

>>12548275
So he's playing us like a fiddle?

>>12548269
I mean, maybe? I dunno.

>>12548275
Anon, please. Stop.
My sides.

>>12548276
Like a damned one.

>>12548275
IT FITS
IT FITS

>>12548275
I'm reminded of Mostly Harmless, when Arthur made a living by making sandwiches on a planet where they worshiped a god simply called Bob.
>>12548276
All the evidence points towards one name.

>>12548275
That's giving a lot of credit to a guy that thinks "turgid" is a good way to describe an erection

>>12548282
So what will we do? Amass a large army of fat, malnourished anons and train them up into super soldiers to fight against Bob?

>>12548282
Should've known Bob was behind crashing Arthur's flight, after all, it was Bob's will.

>>12548283
>Never having a turgid erection.

Feel sorry for yo' limp dick anon.

>>12548283
It can be used to describe something swollen, in his defense.

>>12548283
See, I know what you are. You're a puppet, a sock puppet. You're nothing more than an AI on some server that scans these threads. Whenever certain combinations of words are used together, like 'Bob' and 'Control', you are automated to give a generic list of responses in order to deflect attention from Bob, or to try and brush off any thoughts about him being a part of all this.

>>12548287
Yeah, but he uses it in smut, he might as well use "rigid". It's not a sexy word.

>>12548285
>fat, malnourished
I can see when I'm not wanted. Hmph, I'm going over to Bob's side.

>>12548289
Tin foil hat pls. I hate Bob as well, just for ruining Cheshire cats for everyone

>>12548292
Fight with us, and you'll get wolf girls with eyepatches and no dicks.

>>12548295
Tempting, considering I asked for them this week. Okay.

>>12548293
Cheshire cats aren't ruined for me.
Just don't look down.
http://imgur.com/yGw5lw0

>>12548289
>Bob is the Patriots

Solidus warned us

>>12548295
I wan dickless eyepatch wolfgirls very much

>>12548293
You can't fool me AI. You can't sweep Bob's war crimes under the rug and try to make it seem like he's done nothing.

Bob has changed Monster Girls, and he won't rest until nothing lives but Manticores and Futa Chesire Cats. He's why CYOAnon and Captain were kill. They didn't meet the mandatory Manticore and Chesire requirements, and thus were scheduled for termination.

>>12548293
Ok, so I'm new to the 4chan section of the MG fans, and have a few questions...
1. Who the fuck is Bob?
2. What's going on with the whole smack down on the MG community on here.

>>12548301
I also wan them.

>>12548300
>Bob is La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo
Huh? What are you talking about anon?
>>12548306
>who's Bob
He's a writefag, and hating on him is le ebin maymay.
>smack down
What?

>>12548306
We're just having a little light fun is all.
Also, we shouldn't be mentioning Bob.
You know, "Don't say unnecessary things," etc.

>>12548306
Bob is the asshole who managed to single handedly ruin these threads forever.

>>12548314
It just seems like you guys are walking around on eggshells form the janitors.

>>12548306
Bob is a spirit who feeds on pain and suffering
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=c5WC0TW_0qc

>>12548316
Now, now, let's not talk about that anymore.
Instead, let's reflect on whether or not we would train in the Order with this hot paladin-in-training.

>>12548316
Well, then why not just collectively shun/cuss him out when he gets on here if you don't want to have him a part of it?

>>12548314
>>12548315
>Posted right on the same minute, in the same second

You're slipping Bob

>>12548314
>le ebin maymay
I hope you're not implying it's not all completely justified

>>12548318
I don't see how that is.
>>12548324
...I still like him...

>>12548320
what in the everlasting shit was that?

>>12548318
Is the janitor upset with us?
Because I know we need to de-retard for a bit, but hey, I for one am retard-free.

>>12548320
What the hell did he do? I mean it's not like he has any pull o this website.

>>12548328
>he has never seen Twin Peaks
Damn that was a good cup of coffee.

>>12548321
8/10, would purge the unholy demon spawn with.

>>12548332
He wrote a story that had a futa in it, and then Less made some art of it. Don't take it too seriously.

>>12548332
Nearly a year ago, Bob was a decent person. Simultaneously, KC, the guy who makes Monster Girl Encyclopedia, made the Chesire Cat, a nice and lovely Monster Girl everyone loved.

Bob decided to give it a dick.

>>12548332
He doesn't. But let's not talk about this issue at the moment. We'll talk about it after we run out of images and things to actually talk about.

>>12548337
>some art
Try too much, and knowing it would cause a shitstorm every time it was brought up.
>multiple gifs of futa cat popping a boner or stroking her futa cock
>somehow not entirely too much

>>12548337
>Implying it ends with just a story and art
Bob created a culture Anon. A culture of endless Manticore and Chesires.

You know why we can't never ever discuss Chesires anymore without Dicks and him being mentioned? Because of him.

>>12548337
>Having futa in his own story is a big deal
C'Mon you guys.....
Well, I wanted to also know, what is your stance on the English Profiles being in an album on Imgur for just in case?

>>12548344
And this is where we all decided to not pursue the issue anymore, and talk about the logistics of monster girls.

Please.

>>12548347
How about some fitness for a change?

>>12548346
Eh, they're already on a wiki and several other sites. The site that did the old translations, MGU, ended up going full retard and really pissing the artist off and he issued a cease and desist to them for all translations and art of his. Since then someone else picked up the translations.

They're floating all around on the internet, I don't think an imgurr would be necessary. If they can survive MGUtanic, they'll be fine.

>>12548351
She...has a weird torso.
Still, that high ponytail, though., I can dig it.

>>12548351
There's so much wrong with her anatomy.

>>12548352
Well....I came from MGU...I won't hold EVERY ONE of them resposible, because it was a select few VERY special retards who decided to be universally moronic ebin pranksters, some mods included.
But this is what I was mentioning.
http://imgur.com/a/iM4w3#0

>>12548355
>I came from MGU
I knew they were leaking in here.

Since it seems like this is the new MG thread and a propper OP won't be posted, here's a bit more Rusalka. Let me know if her reactions to things seem a little unnatural. I don't really know how women do.

>>12548351

now you're speaking my language

would you a buff milf oni?

>>12548360
>buff MILF
How does she find the time? And yes.

Since it seems like this is the new MG thread and a propper OP won't be posted, here's a bit more Rusalka. Let me know if her reactions to things seem a little unnatural. I don't really know how women do.

>>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7
I forgot the link last-time

>>12548357
God damn them.

>>12548355
>http://imgur.com/a/iM4w3#0
I believe that for the most part I have them all ordered into alphabetical order by their file names which should be their profile names, other than the dark elf, because I got that somewhere else and the file name is numbers or some shit.

I think I have most of them, if not all that have been released.

>>12548357
Ay, calm them tits bruh. I was away from the site when that shit went down, and was on /tg/ for a few months before he even posted that message.

>>12548360
Implying that we'd get a choice...She'd fuckin' sling you around until you said yes...assuming she wanted the dick.

Is there any way to get cryotic to make the Glaxion anymore?

But anyhow, I was just trying to see what all the commotion was about.

Also, are all MG pics game? Because I have some that aren't KC style but are still MG technically.

>>12548396
>games
VNs, sure, stuff by Vanadis that will never be translated, Monster Girl Quest and Violated Hero that are.

>>12548396
They're game.

>>12548396
As long as it's not furry, it's good.

>>12548396
>>12548399
And I just realized I misread your post. Yes, all MG pics are game, KC is silly but has a lot of cuties.

>>12548396

>>12548404
Ok then.

>>12548363

>>12548403
>You will never have an Apophis girlfriend who shows her 'special dance' to no one but you
God damn, man.

>>12548419
Oh no! That poor man is being raped by a snake! This is what happens when you don't pay taxes to Pharaoh people!

>>12548407
>>12548410
>sample

>>12548422
This ain't rape, nigga, this is love.
Also, quick but important edit.

>>12548436
Enough of your lies! The venomous ooze being forced into his mouth speaks for itself!

>>12548442
>This bitch doesn't know about pocky
Check yourself BEFORE you wreck yourself, Pharaoh follower.

>>12548265
ok but what is Monorus based on?

>You will never comfort your Monster Girl daughteru after she gets scared from a thunderstorm.
made even cuter if it's a Thunderbird daughteru

So is there a pastebin or something for where the stories go?

>>12548448
My answer to you is that he's based on Oyakado's Cyclops and draws for the happiness of the threadgoers.

Unless you don't know what the term "based" means. In which case, Dude, look it up.

>>12548451
Go nuts.
http://pastebin.com/mZEhPMMW

Would you a girl made of 666 beasts?

>>12548454
Which series are you spoiling?

>>12548461
Boku no Pico?

>>12548460
>genderbent guy
Not sure if want.

>>12548461
The end of Metroid where Samus takes the mask off and reveals that Samus is really a grill.

It's some interesting stuff.

>>12548467
Not as interesting as how Sakamoto ruined Other M by using his fanfiction instead of an actual story.

>>12548471
You know what's even more interesting?

The fact that Sakurai hates Metroid so much that Ridley will never be a character and every Metroid stage will be rising lava/acid.

>>12548476
Except Space Frigate.
Which is still an awful stage due to flipping.

>>12548471
What about removing the prime games from continuity to fit Other M?

>>12548481
Of all the things from the Prime series that could be made into stages, Sakurai gives us the tutorial level's boss.

Thanks Sakurai

>>12548486
No.

>>12548486
But even that wouldn't help. Other M contradicts the canon of every single other Metroid game, even the ones outside of Prime.

It's really kind of amazing how it can do that.

>>12548476
Fuck him.

>>12548490
Could have been the interior of the impact crater, phazon mines, or the shaft that Ridley fell down for a month.
But NOOOOOOOO.

>>12548486
Prime games are canon, Other M isn't. Deal with it.

>>12548490
And then doesn't even put in the good songs.
>Not Torvus Bog
>Not remixing Metroid Prime 3's title theme
>No SR388 from Metroid II: Return of Samus

Jesus Christ, it's like Nintendo doesn't know what fun is anymore.

Then again, it was evident when Bomberman wasn't added.
There better be DLC.

>>12548500
>Torvus Bog
That area is to Metroid Prime 2 as Bob is to /mgg/.

>>12548501
No no, not the stage Torvus Bog. The theme of Torvus Bog.
The multiplayer battle music there was great.

>>12548503
It was alright to me, then again I have an overall bad opinion of that god awful place and its Temple Boss.

>>12548500
>Bomberman
But he's owned by Konami now, not Nintendo.
Still, you have a point. Even if Konami was still collaborating, they still wouldn't put in Bomberman.

All this talk of old ass vidya I never played annoys me. Let's talk about untranslated masterpieces instead!

>>12548505
The superior Prime 2 stage would be Sanctuary Fortress. Also

>Dark Samus is an assist trophy while Dark Pit is his own character
>Everything is based off of Other M's designs
>The only minor trophy Metroid has that isn't an item or assist is the Gravity Suit from Other M

I honestly think Sakurai actively despises Metroid.

Anyways sweater dragon to calm everyone down.

/v/ pls go.

>>12548520
>old ass vidya
What are you, 10? The prime series isn't THAT old yet.

>>12548522
>Sanctuary Fortress
My nigga.
I think Sakamoto AND Sakurai hate Metroid.

>>12548527
Whether or not it's old, this isn't the place for talking about it.

>>12548537
Fine we'll stop, you backseat mod.

>>12548540
>backseat mod
I'm just feeling left out because everybody is talking about vidya I know nothing about. If I wanted that, I'd go to /v/. I'm here for Monster Girls. I understand if you feel that /mgg/ is a place for talking about video games and that I have no business telling you it's not, but I'm feeling awfully lonely right now, you big meanie.

>>12548551

>you can't have a conversation unless I'm involved!

How needy are you?

>>12548551
Don't worry, I'm like you right now. I don't understand shit.

>>12548551
Christ you're needy.
You could always spend money and play the games yourself, or read into it and PRETEND that you've played the games.

>>12548560

Put him down Fia!

>>12548559
So you're saying we SHOULD talk about video games in here?

>>12548562
That doesn't really address the fact that this isn't /v/ though.

>>12548562
>Spending money
Literally every Metroid game can be played on the computer via emulator.

>>12548566

Who cares, it's a circlejerk general where we quarantine all of our shitposting. Add in a few tripfags and a few smut writers and we're no better then /coc/.

>>12548559
That aside, he raises a valid point.

Would you a Purified Apophis?

>>12548566
Not exactly. We are connecting with our fellow anons who share our opinions and childhood games, while bashing Other M and posting monstergirls.

>>12548570
We're not /v/, we get it. Does that mean even having a small talk about video games is forbidden?

>>12548575
Did she lay that egg?

Fusion was the best metroid.

>>12548572
>quarantine all of our shitposting
Then why is there shitposting everywhere else too?

>>12548571
You could, but you don't have to emulate every fucking game.

>>12548580
It was okay.

>>12548579
What do you think?

>>12548588
What I think and what I hope are two different things.

>>12548584

You didn't like their version of Nightmare?

>>12548574
Or would you a Corrupted Pharaoh?

>>12548591
She did, numbnuts.

>>12548593
Certainly better than his Other M counterpart.

>>12548595
>>12548574
This story needs to be written, Grapesnake uses foul sorcery to switch bodies with Pharaoh, and then hi-jinks.

>>12548593
I would not want that thing visiting my dreams.
>tfw you hear something groaning in your dreams with a metallic reverb, saying,
>"NnnNnNniiiiIIIIii-sSSsSsssSAaaaAan"