/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12542458
>New Anime PV

You may think you're good at ban evading, but then, someone who ban evaded fifteen times a day for around a thousand days in a row finally got banned out of /jp/ last month.

I don't think you'll last as long.

del

Janny just wanted to hide his sinister tracks.
I bet this post will disappear too.

is this the monster girl general?
Nein.
>>12542051
They're not monsters.
What's this hetshit abyss OP image? It's disgusting.
>>12542013
>New Anime PV
I've heard legends that there are BBs outside of the Fusou class.
Is it really true? Can such a thing really exist?
>>12542160
Lies and deceit.
>>12542160
it's just a fairy tale, anon.
>>12542142
How do you know Abyss girls are not abyss boys?
>>12542204
My yuri sense
>>12542194
Those goshdarn fairies.
I had my hopes up for meeting all kinds of BB girls
I'll get them for this.
>>12542142
/u/ pls.
>>12542208
How do you know she's not just holding a condom for another girl?
>>12542223
You cannot have a kancolle thread without some /u/ overlap

>>12542230
Like I said.
Yuri Sense.
>>12542244
Abandon your sense. It is archaic and faulty.
You need goggles.
>>12542244
>>12542248
That's not related to OP pic.
Also that looks suspiciously like part of a MFF threeway which is still hetshit and disgusting.
My Yuri sense is so powerful that your yuri goggles are modeled after it.
>>12542272
It's Suzuya and Kumano.
Archaic and faulty.
>>12542271
I admit I laughed.
But no you can't.
Kancolle is an inheretly /u/ related game, just like everything that can be tagged "only girls"
>>12542296
Anything with two or more girls is "inherently /u/ related" but it doesn't actually mean anything.

KageNui for life, etc.
>>12542244
>>12542272
>>12542296
>muh /u/
>muh hetshit
>/u/ should be the only things to be posted in KanColle threads, everything else should die
Fuck off. Create your own thread if you want your /u/ so badly.
>>12542300
>NagaMutsu for life

I fixed that for you.
>>12542305
NagaMutsu is inherently flawed because it is not NagaMe.
The best k/u/nkolle pairing is IkuxEverybody.
>>12542302
You need to learn to read better and maybe scale back your butthurt.

>>12542312
That's essentially what you're saying.

And maybe scale back your damage control.
>>12542311
Wow.
You're worse than kusos who sink their sinks.

>>12542316
Nope, I am saying you cannot have a kancolle thread without some /u/ overlap. I didn't say kancolle threads should only exist on /u/. I am perfectly aware kusos will always be kusos.
>>12542248
>>12542278
But Suzuya is pure
>>12542319
How do I sink a sink, anon?
>>12542305
Yuri isn't as fun when it's between adult women (or what passes for adult women in this series).

Some of my favorite artists have been trying to sell me on SuzuKuma but it's not working because I don't really like Suzuya.
>>12542322
I know that. But there's nothing wrong with being impure.
First, Shitty OP pic.

Second, why do these shitheads keep making threads out of time? We've got a case of 5 threads at the same time because people didn't wait for the threadto die or be archived. The whole point of that is to signal an specific time to make a new thread.

Crossboarders shitting up our thread.
>>12542323
Oh you got me, I was facepalming so hard I couldn't type properly anymore.
>>12542311
>k/u/nkolle
/u/ confirmed for being cunts that should be wiped from the existence of the earth.

>>12542319
Then kusos like you should just steer clear of threads you don't like and restrict yourselves to your /u/ threads.
>>12542327
How do you not like Suzuya? What are you doing with your life? Why are you throwing it away so casually?
>>12542327
Opinions. If they're flat or too young I find nothing interesting about it.
>>12542336
But I like Suzuya. I just like Kumano more.
>>12542013

Aaaand, no surprise. The same crossie acting like a baby from last thread, telling us how we should behave and what should we care about.

>>12542525
It might just be better to let sleeping I-class lie.

>>12542525
Straya pls.

>>12542330
The other one is two threads from falling into oblivion.

>Crossboarders shitting up our thread.
You can't see it, but the irony is so thick you could cut it with a knife.

>>12542336
I paranoid that she's going to ruin Kumano's ladyness, who is currently perfect.
>>12542330
Stop being autismal, no one wants to post into a page 10 thread that could die any moment and end whatever discussion was going on.
>>12542330
>Second, why do these shitheads keep making threads out of time? We've got a case of 5 threads at the same time because people didn't wait for the threadto die or be archived.
Only 2 max at any one time. The rest are just circlejerking threads that are no different from all those Touhou threads you see around /a/ but no one complains about.

>The whole point of that is to signal an specific time to make a new thread.
It doesn't work that way. New threads can, will and should be made just before the old one dies. Waiting for old threads to die before you make a new one just because you don't want duplicates is a retarded habit that stops discussion for as long as there is no thread, which can be up to hours at a stretch.
>>12542347
nobody actually reads the OP anyway
>>12542352
/jp/*
I should sleep.
Are we being raided by /a/ yuri faggots again?
>>12542362
It's just the same fat Turk.
>>12542362
The Kancolle threads themselves are actually just one continuous r/a/id on /jp/ that has been going on for the better part of a year.
>>12542362
/a/ doesn't even like yuri.
/a/ doesn't like anything.
No board likes anything.
Take it easy you stupid fags.
>>12542347
Imagine the butthurt if touhou threads were deleted like that. Stop being such fucking sheeps.
Fact is, something fishy is going on on the mods side and we have faggots like >>12542330 him, who wants kancolle threads out of the board as long as possible.

>>12542352

How new can you be? You weren't here when the /a/ thread was banned and were 5 "oficial" threads.

Also, as if these threads had a lot of meaningful discusion. If someone really wants to talk about something he himself would make a new thread.

Now fuck off with your yuri and your poor excuses.
>>12542372
* flood /jp/ with Touhou threads.

>>12542375
What you wrote and the post you responded to seem to have nothing to do with each other.
>>12542372
>It's because the mods think that all of them are being kept on artificial resuscitation by a single person. And so does everyone else.
Yes, because there are only 4 people on /jp/, right?
How can you not say the same thing about all those touhou threads?
>>12542379
Those get more than two posts in a day, and occasionally people even hold discussions in them.
>>12542368

Nobody sees a problem with how stuff is being handled and mods have never done anything malicious with these threads. It's only you and your stupidity who keeps going about autosage.
>>12542375
>How new can you be? You weren't here when the /a/ thread was banned and were 5 "oficial" threads.
And how long did it last? It's not a problem if it was just a one-off thing, which it was.

>Also, as if these threads had a lot of meaningful discusion. If someone really wants to talk about something he himself would make a new thread.
And get called out for having a shitty OP image? Why should I bother to discuss about anything if someone with a better image taste can just make a new thread for me?

>Now fuck off with your yuri and your poor excuses.
I'm not the /u/ guy, I wish he would disappear too.
>>12542372

It takes an imbecile to think others are as imbecile as him
>>12542383
Honestly, I think people should have to right to keep up one-man character shrines for themselves. It's not like /jp/ wants for space.

I just don't care enough to complain enough when they get closed. Also twelve is too many.

What is happening here?

>>12542382
>occasionally people even hold discussions in them.
>occasionally
That's some wild exaggeration you have there.

>>12542383
>It's only you
I can play this game too. Stop posting anonymously janny.
>>12542387

When the 5 official thread happened we suffered a 2hu fags raid, yuri spam and after 6 hours all the threads were deleted.

Waiting for the threads to be deleted is a garanty that there will be only one new thread or 2 at worst, though we haven't had duplicate threads like that since we follow that rule.
>>12542399
>That's some wild exaggeration you have there.
You're right, it actually happens all the time.

>I can play this game too.
Seeing as how nobody else (besides me, tepidly) has spoken out in your favor, it's probably just you.

By the way, if you get in a war with the mods, you'll lose.
>>12542404
Man, I told this to you retards nine months ago, and I'll say it again - "no new thread until old thread is literally dead" is not historically /jp/ tradition. I don't care if you do it - it's not a bad idea - but it's not the only fucking way to do things.
>>12542399

>Calling me janny

Do you think that if I were one I wouldn't have closed this thread pointing out the previous is still alive? Do you have anything inside that head of yours?
>>12542407
Yes, good goy. Bending over is the answer.
>>12542420
>>>/hacchan/
>>12542420
>mods
>Jews
Nah.
>>12542013
My god abyssfags are the worst.
>>12542414

Let's give you the benefit of doubt and believe you've been here more than 9 months. This rule is being applied with some regularity since the 5 threads and /a/ raids incident 3 months ago.
>>12542440
>this faggot again with his unwritten arbitrary rules and board culture
>>12542444

Who are you quoting?
>>12542440
I've been here for five fucking years. It is not a rule. There are people in the Kancolle threads who think it is a rule, but those people are wrong.

>>12542554
Just the usual /jp/ things.

I just want everything to go back to how it used to be.
Is it too much to ask?

>>12542554
Best ship USS Janny shk shk shk DON'd someone's butt.

>>12542558
You're not lying, are you?

>>12542561
we can't
moot, moot has changed

We can still avert the crisis -- quickly:
1) Which route will you take to complete 2-5 this month? North or south? Why?
2) What fleet will you use for 3-5 -- heavy or light? Why?
3) Are you going to complete 5-5?
4) Who is your shipfu and why is she perfect for you?

It is not too late, not yet. This thread can be saved.

>>12542591
North
Cheaper

Light
Cheaper

No

Mutsu. Because she is Mutsu.

>>12542591
4kongou2cv for 2-5 mustard race

>>12542591
1) North because it's the only way that has ever worked for me.
2) Light because it's the only time I get to sortie my daughters.
3) If I defeat LSC. Might as well say no.
4) Kaga because she's lovely.

>>12542591
1) South. North crits me to hell and back.
2) Light for clearing, heavy for farming.
3) Probably.
4) None in particular.

2-5 is such a pain in the ass

>>12542613
>4) None in particular.
How is this even possible?

>>12542591
1) South, bucks ain't free.
2) Entrust yourself to Ooi until the last kill
3) Ha ha ha.
4) Pic related.

>>12542596
This guy knows what's up.

>>12542596
*3kongou 1superior german shipgirl

>>12542591
South because north doesn't work.
Heavy because light fleets don't work
Probably
Nagato because she's cool and beautiful and badass and perfect and the best. One ring isn't enough.

>>12542616
It's easy.

Bucket Express when?
I'm not autistic enough to spam #2 all the time...

>>12542641
No buckets for the lazy

>>12542641
What are you doing in /jp/?

>>12542591
South. Never went north, always got through Rulette just fine. I should do that Myoukou quest for once this month though...
Light. Takes quite a few buckets if you're in a rush, but costs almost nothing.
No. I might change my mind, but this is not the time.
Yuudachi. I fell in love with her soon after I got her, and still love her even almost a year later.

>>12542652
so everyone in jp scripts? Since that is also for the lazy

Kancolle would be better if it was a phone game.

>>12542685
No

>>12542678
Scripting is for faggots, not lazy.

>>12542685
That is the stupidest thing I read all day

>>12542685
No.

Hiryuu, why are you so elusive. I'm level 91 already

>>12542705
Best girl always appears last.

>>12542691
same thing on jp

How long did it take you guys to get your Kongous? I'm TTK47 and still lack Kongou herself.

>>12542747
What does it matter. You'll get her eventually.

>>12542747
I got all of them in world 4, which was somewhere between level 50 and 60 HQ for me

>>12542678
>>12542691
No, it's for the smart.

>>12542591
1) North, even though Ru is easier. I'm not in a rush, my girls deserve some fun.
2) Light, easy and fun.
3) No, it's LSC time.
4a) Kiyoshimo because she's lovely. Her enthusiasm makes her so great.
4b) Yuugumo because she's lovely. Her warmth and benevolence make her so great.

>>12542747
Do LSC. It's easy way

>>12542705
Funny you say that, she just dropped for me

>>12542705
BAUXITE TANOSHII

>>12542774
Please, replacing the numerical display values in a browser is kids play
That doesn't mean you actually have those res. Don't you know anything?

>>12542685
Think of those poor servers, you kuso.

Waving your arms, gesturing and screaming your shipfu's name at LSC when you get the correct build timer is placebo.

>>12542813
It's all right, I don't need people to believe me, that would be foolish.
A little pro-tip though: everyone in the top10 hacked their game.

>>12542823
Really?

>>12542829
Yes.
Coincidentally, Mutsu are attracted to loud noises and movement.

>>12542841
Time to yell out a lot then.

>>12542792
Where? Maybe I can find her there?

>>12542859
2-5 boss.

>>12542827
You poor fool don't even realize that there are actually people here that know about packet and call modification and those people can call your idiotic bluff. There's a last_known_statement call for your previous res and that is cross-checked with a last_action_change call and if that doesn't check out, you're fucked. And the action_change statements are encrypted and change too often for anyone to decrypth them.

You can hack an equip piece that doesn't belong on a ship and that will get you banned within hours but you will never be able to hack resources you retarded piece of shit.

>>12542869
>You can hack an equip piece that doesn't belong on a ship
That makes no sense; why wouldn't they check that? Or I guess they do then manually check to see if it's a bug or not?

>>12542882
They do check it but unlike resources it's not auto-reverted the second a bad statement is detected. I can only speculate what happens after the bad statement is detected but I suspect they do have actual staff sitting there going through emails and bug reports and red flags in the system and this would cause such a red flag. They can check your action logs manually and if they see a bad statement, and believe me they will know it's a bad statement, they ban you

>>12542893
Yeah I imagine they log most of the stuff rather than immediately ban. The effect of somebody cheating is very limited considering practically everything in the game is PvE.

>>12542869
maybe you should git gud
There is a loophole in the process and you can validate forged packets. It's a pain in the ass to even do it once and impossible to automate, but it's there. Obviously, I am not going to tell you how it's done.

>>12542908

I know a thousand hackers and they'll track you and fuck you up.

>>12542903
Actually, considering the amount of players and calls and statements each action sends (this is easy to see by hooking a packet sniffer on top of kancolle for example) it is highly likely they only save up to the X last hundred or so of your actions and calls unless a red flag pops.


>>12542908
No you can't. You're full of shit, just like every wannabe "I r the god haxx0r" faggot out there. You don't know anything about hacking, you have no idea what validating forged packets even means or you wouldn't be using it, and you're just here to be a public nuisance.

Hackers please leave.
Tanaka could be watching this thread right now.

>>12542921
but muh l33t skillz

>>12542923
I don't think he minds, being a hack himself

>>12542927
Do not exist.
Will never exist.

>>12542923
Tanaka is too busy with punishing level designers. Remember E-6 and 15%? Unforgivable.

>>12542921
>No you can't.
The whole fact how vehemently you are trying to refuse it speaks volumes of your incompetence.
Think out of the box for once. I am not going to give any more hints, since you might just be baiting me.

>>12542865
Wo please

>>12542949
Huh?

>>12542949
Retard please. She drops at the boss node.

>>12542954
>>12542963
My eyes were accustomed to seeing a Hiryuu drop in red, sorry.

>>12542940
Do you enjoy being this thread's laughingstock?
It's either that or you're clinically delusional.
You obviously don't know anything about hacking. Even a child can use cheatengine and change some display values.

That screenshot's been posted in three separated threads now.

Trying to be all cryptic and secretive only adds further proof that you know absolutely nothing.

>>12542591
South as always, never had any problem with 2CA 2DD 2CVL farming Taigei (other than the fact that she never dropped), just clearing it is even easier.

Light, that's what I used last month and it was a piece of cake. I almost switched to heavy fleet for last kill, but then I gave my light fleet one more try and cleared it

Fuck no, I was the guy who just cleared it last night. Only reason I'll touch that map ever again is to grind Maruyus.

Mochizuki; I love her lines (it started with her excess poking line and cascaded from there) and she's a perfect match for a casual like me who rarely can be bothered to play beyond the effortless dailies/weeklies.

>まぁーいいんだよ、動くとしんどいから。ぼーっとしてよ？いいって、平気平気、なんとかなるって。

mutsnail a shit

>>12542705

You know what to do

>>12542973
No problem, it happens

>>12542981
>Do you enjoy being this thread's laughingstock?
You obviously do.

>>12542591
South because it's easy.

Light because it's cheap.

If I defeat the demon that is LSC, then maybe.

Zuikaku because reasons.

>>12542991
I can't even follow who's who, but if you're saying that you can send DMM a packet that will make them set your resources to whatever you want, you're completely retarded.

>>12543016
You guessed right I'm not either of them but you're taking this too seriously.

>>12543016
I am
>>12542981
>>12542933
>>12542921
>>12542893
>>12542869
>>12542813

The retard is the one that claims he can send spoofed packets to DMM that give him whatever res he wants.

The nearest possible way to get res would be to send spoofed quest completion packets and even that is impossible.

>>12543026
Epic. Maybe you should get a trip while you're at it. Followed anyway, I love l33t haxxors.

>>12543026
>impossible
u dun goof'd

>>12543033
Nice inability to read, faggot

>>12543035
You wish

>>12543041
Nice inability to punctuate out of anger.

We've gone from history discusssions or even linguistics to "who is the biggest scrub", self proclaimed justice warriors and xxXXNaruToHax00R2000XXxx discusions.

What sad times we live in.

>>12543048
Intelligence comes and goes, but trolling is eternal.

>>12543048
>self proclaimed justice warriors
Excuse my ignorance, but... What?

>>12543044
Grasping at straws now, are you?

>>12543048
Say "Kongo" three times to fix this.

The Japanese reactions to the Not!Kancolle are pretty amusing.

I'm very curious why they haven't voiced it though.

>>12543065
Only as much as you.

>>12543066

That wasn't even what I was refering to with linguistics, though the whole Kong and Repu stuff originated some months ago when we (I hope the same anons are still here) discussed about how phonetics worked different on each language and how that affected romanization.

>>12543073
I've been calmly explaining why you're full of bullshit.
All you have done is grasping at straws and trying to be as non-specific as possible while praying that I leave what little integrity and credibility you ever had intact.

What if levelups granding like +2 morale or something

>>12543080
But I'm not the one you were originally arguing with about hacking and whatnot, I have no clue on this matter. I just noticed your extremely obnoxious post and called you out for it, and then you proceeded to further degrade yourself.

>>12543091
His post was obnoxious because he was calling out a retard, which is inherently retarded behavior.

>>12543080
>>12543091

>>12543090
It wouldn't change much.

I am going to take away Yuudachi's pois.

>>12543093
inherently obnoxious*

>>12543102
I'm calling the cops.

>>12543112
I don't care. They must be removed.

>>12543102
You can't do it.

>>12542591
1) North. Way cheaper, and another reason to field Suzukuma

2) Light. Cheaper and I trust my wide.

3) No, CBA to do serious ranking, and I have every Kai 2 requiring a blueprint, including bisko drei

4) Yahagi. Great figures, curves and outfit. Trustworthy and adorable secretary, with a lovely voice to boot.

>>12543140
Just try and stop me. It won't be long and she'll never poi again.
Uzuki's pyons are next.

>>12543150
Please take her pyons first.

>>12543150

NOOO! NOT THE PYONS.

>>12543150
>Uzuki's pyons are next.
Please do us a favor and remove pyons before you touch the pois.

>>12542591
South. Because I need to do the monthly anyway.
Light. Cheaper and fuck the north route.
If I somehow complete LSC before the month is over.
Hiei. Pic related.

>>12543150

Jokes on you, I've already taken her pyons away.

I just beat up a solo married pyon in pvp. Please don't bully.

Die by boob smothering, RJ you goddamn flatshit
http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm24466868

Now that I'm in the hard difficulty tier, what should my priorities be? Equipment? Kai Ni collecting?

>>12543269
Suddenly my heart melted.

>>12543338
LSC til you give up and quit

>>12543338
Both.

>>12543321
Please do not bully RJ. She is too flat to be of use, but she tries her best.

>>12543392
It's against my nature to not bully the flat

>>12543399
You should not bully those who are in situations that cannot be helped. RJ's flatness is a physical defect that she would fix if she had the capacity to do so.
You should bully those who willfully do things incorrectly. For example, Yuudachi could easily just stop saying ppoi. Yet she elects not to.
If bullied enough she may stop. Bullying RJ won't fix her dearth of delicious boobage, it will only upset her. Bullying Yuudachi would cause her to be upset temporarily, until she realizes why she is being bullied, at which point, with any luck, she will stop poi-ing.

>>12543428

>>12543428
But I like Poi. She isn't flat.
And RJ could get implants or at least silicone breasts. Not like she'd need to tell anyone about either.

>>12543439
Look at this.

As an added bonus, you would also be bullying another flatso.
Bullying Yuudachi is 200% efficiency.

>>12543451
Disgusting.

>>12543453
>you would also be bullying another flatso
She's not flat.

>>12543428
I only bully affectionately

>>12543456
You are disgusting.

>>12543453
I see no flatness on Poi

>>12543468
She's pretty lacking.

>>12543474
Not really.

>>12543477
There's no way Murasame is not the biggest one there. She's way bigger than Shiratsuyu and Shigure.
As expected of the best-in-class.

>>12543490
But she is the biggest as the image clearly shows. Those are some CA level boobs.

>>12543477
That super long hair. I just love it.

>>12543499
How is she supposed to work like this.

>>12543499
Best starter by far
She is so cute even her relative flatness can be excused

2 more levels to marriage

Even levelling them in pvp cuts my daily ammo gain in half

>>12543522
I will never get a Musashi
60 LSC tries and counting

>>12543513
Big breasts don't suit little girls.

>>12543534
I'm at around 50 tries for bisuko too

Started around Jan on paramushir, mostly for maminoto ships

Got Taihou in 5 tries at HQ 50
Yamato after spring in 10
Musashi in July after 25

I guess I lucked out on the first 2, and bisuko is making me earn her.

>>12543535
Yes they do

>>12543553
I used up all my luck early by getting Yamato, Taihou and Bismarck within 13 tries around the beginning of march, started in November but didn't have the energy to beat E-5

What annoys me the most is not even that I don't get Musashi but that in 60 tries, I've had one maruyu and zero ZUNships which is quite the abyssmal rate. Fucking 4662 is shit.

>>12543561
I honestly was a bit too dumb back then in january to get past the arpeggio event so I missed 401 Had a week to clear it, but I was well at T-20 or something and couldn't get a single CLT to save my life

Got her last week while crafting bisuko so go figure. Desire sensor is weird

Would node D be a better place to get Iku than node C in 1-5? It has a much smaller drop pool.
And does it actually take TTK rank 80 or is the 40 tier enough? I've been told she doesn't drop at all from 1-39.

>>12543575
Farm at 5-4, not 1-5

There is literally no reason to farm at 1-5 for subs when 5-4 drops extremely rare ships like candy

>>12543477

I would fuck Murasame until she begs for it and love Harusame tenderly.

Fuck this split taste I have.

>>12543571
I started November 7 with a few others on my twitter timeline, about 2 months after most of my twitter timeline had started playing, and passed E-4 when most of the others didn't. But I had like 48 hours left after that and clearing E-4 took me 19 hours non-stop and I was just mentally exhausted after playing 14 hours a day for 3 weeks straight

>>12543575
People need to stop thinking subs are amazing and you NEED to have them. I just got my first Iku today getting my monthly medal at HQ95

>>12543600
I want her for shipfu reasons.

>>12543601
Desire sensor is going to kill you.

>>12543600
You need to have everyone to complete your dex.

>>12543601
Good anon.

>>12543600
but muh quests

>>12543600

Desire sensor will make you knoow true hell.

>>12543611
Lies.
Nobody does their weeklies.

>>12543600
Subs are important for efficient questing. They're a must.

>>12543728
But nobody does their quests.

More expedition when? What do you want to see?

>>12543811

I just want a barrel based expedition for Bauxite to run along 37 and 38...

>>12543819
Too bad, you'll get a 40 hour sub expedition.

>>12543811
Steal focused expedition. 4 hours, 8 bars / 8 bars, needs level 220 ombined, level 60 flagship, no items, 85 exp, needs 8 drums on at least 3 ships, needs 3 CA/V, can fill the rest as you want, gives 700 steel (175 / hour without GS, ex 3 has 120 / hour without GS )

>>12543822

As long as it brings me Graf Spee or a foreign sub...

There should be a new explosion sound effect on damage exceeding 100.

>>12543811
More buckets or better bauxite

>>12543811
More overseas expeds for subs.

>>12543811
A long expedition that gives multiple buckets (almost as competitive as exp 2)

You realize that Tanaka isn't watching this thread?

>>12543898
You never know.

But I'm glad he isn't, else he would get weird ideas for new maps or events.

>>12543898

siilly anon, we've got supah hakkahs who'll implement the new expeditions for us.

>>12543898
He is not real.

Kai2 when?

>>12543928

Never, every other CV and CVL will get a Kai Ni Before her.

>>12543928
Somehow I didn't recognise her face.

>>12543948
It's easier like this.

>>12543956

Heh.

Well played anon.

She's waiting for you on 5-5.

>>12544054
She'll be waiting for a long time.

5 hour timer with Z1 flag. MNB time.

>>12544059
>mutsu

>>12544059
>bismarck

>>12544059
>mutslug

>>12544059

>>12544054

FUCK YOU.

>>12544096
Nah silly anon, you don't fuck her. She fuck you

Neat.

Fuck I rolled into HQ level 100 just before I start 2-5. Do I have to deal with super Wo now?

>>12544219
If you're dumb and use the wrong comp yes.

What a bad start clearing 3-5. All sparkled, and ZMKS with a boiler got crit by elite Ri in T-advantage.

>>12544231
Do you mean the right one?

>>12544237
Well sure if you want to go see her go for it.

Anyone still has the "ships to keep" old image? Figured it might be a good guide to show to my casual friends.

>>12544297
It's on the wiki

>>12544235
It's just keep happening. Maybe if I whine hard enough, she would stop critting my ship.

>>12544231
But we have to clear the Myoukou quest.

>>12544342
I don't see how that matters. You avoid Wo completely if you go north. Unless of course you fail the LoS check because you didn't bring enough planes.

>>12544352
What composition do you use? 3Myoukou 3CAV? According to wiki without atleast 4DD or 3DD1CL you could go south as well.

What does this mean?

>>12544375
Try things out before you think they wouldn't work.
Chance to go south with a full cruiser fleet is very small, and you can still get a S-rank on the boss even when you got send south.

>>12544388
Atago desires more shotas.

>>12544388
She wants the hat.

Your hat.

>>12544375
Always starts with A if fleet contains
atleast 4DD or 3DD1CL, no more than 1 AV and no CV/CVL
*Or Two ships equipped with at least 1 drum can (per ship) and no CV/CVL/SS (SS still random)
You missed a line on the wiki.

>>12544401
I'd better F5 rather than putting useless equipment on my ships.

>>12544410
2 drums make little to no difference, but suit yourself.

>>12544410
enjoy your b&.

>>12544429
Only like 20% chance to go the "wrong" route makes little to no difference, but suit yourself

Used most of my resources in LSC and subs are all away doing the week long endeavor for Z1. Only 2 expeditions going and PvP to do, all I want to do is play ;_;

>>12544389
This is much easier than expected. Thanks I guess. I also got my second whale as a bonus.

Ｐｌｅａｓｅ　ｄｉｓｍａｎｔｌｅ　ｔｗｏ　ｓｈｉｐｓ

>>12544552
No.

>>12544542
I have yet to see a swimsuit that pleases me more than the black Shiratsuyu bikini. I love it so much.

10/10 maintenance.
Implementing shinden kai craftable through completely new development factory.

>>12544567
That's amazing update, future guy. Tell us more.

Thank you 2-5.

>>12544578

Congrats anon. I just got her recently and I've been playing with her since then.

>>12544578
The elusive Uzuki

It takes 1 year or rather the Modernization/Refit screen won't load. The loading icon isn't moving but the time is still running. The weird thing is that error musume isn't appearing.

What could be the problem?

>>12544601
Enjoy your ban, script kiddie.

>>12544604
Is this the new epic maymay here?

>>12544611
Yes.

>>12544601
Clear your cache. There are always 2 reliable solutions:
1) Need a monthly reset or new update features? Get new API link (if you use this method)
2) Technical fuck-ups? Clear your cache.

I give up for tonight, RNG must be really in bad mood because 3-5 is a bitch, those torps hit like hell, and I only managed to bring the gauge down on half.

>>12544632
Okay, thank you m8.

And also this just happened when I changed API link to reset the Extra Ops maps. I already did clear cache, I guess the blame falls to my shitastic seanigger ISP.

>>12544638
Just go in with the heavies

>>12544643
Don't wanna, my resources are limited right now.

>>12544059
Yesssssssssss it feels great when you guess right.

>>12544658
Flamethrower it faggot.

>>12544667
I didn't need the slot and I was going to be awake. No need to rush, since it wasn't Bismarck.

It feels weird knowing that right now, it's exactly a year since I started Kancolle.

>>12544670
You didn't expect it to last that long?

>>12544681
It's more like I didn't expect myself to play it this long.

Stupid girl how do you get condensed milk all over your face like that.

>>12544690
That was what I was referring to. Same for me and I'll reach 1 year soon

>>12544705
Every time you complete a quest, Ooyodo gets a facial cumshot.

Do your dailies/weeklies/monthlies.

>>12544710
Where did this sudden motivation come from?

Tell me anons, why 4 SS always go north on 1-1?
Why never boss?

>>12544735
Why would you do this.

>>12544552
I only have one copy of you.

>>12544739
I'm testing

>>12544735
Are you sure? I know that 2SS will go to boss too.

>>12544753
Scratch that, pure RNG.
Now they went south just fine.
First time tho.

3-2 is hell, nuff said.

>>12544790
It's not. And let go of that turkey.

>>12544790
It's not that hard.
>>12544791
Kick the turkey.

>>12544201
Nice discovery anon

>>12544791
No, i can't

>>12544798
What is it supposed to mean?

>>12544801

>>12544790
The nuff must be stupid.
Even lvl 30 DD can beat the damn map.
It's mostly RNG on compass.

What is happening here? The type 2 stayed all the time over the radar of the enemy fleet the whole fight.

>>12544853
I had that a few times too. Seems like some kind of unimplemented bombing mechanic, since it doesn't seem to do anything.

>>12544853
I still don't get what that means since I experienced that stuff happening to me sometimes.

>>12544849
My Shiratsuyus can confirm it. The highest level in my 3-2 fleet was 32 or 33, the weakest one was 27.

>>12544878
Still grinding my Mutsukis as they are the ones required for the quest.

Aaand 3-5's over.
3.5 hours for the whole thing, but I started with lots of ships sparkled already. 4 attempts on the south route to get 3 kills with AV + 5 DD.

1 attempt on north route for final kill with 3 fast BB + 3 CLT which failed at Wo node. Isn't sparkle boost effective from 53? Ooi and Kitagod were at 53 morale and they got chuuha/taiha respectively.

Final kill is image related.
Kiso with 20.3 3gou + 10cm, and rest of the fleet with 4x 20.3 3gou, 4x 46 cm, 2x 41 cm triple, 4 Type Zero Observation planes, 2x 91dan, 4x sanshikidan and 1 14gou radar. All sparkled above 60.

Just 5-5 stands between Bisko drei and me. Failed 5-5 last month (it was my first serious attempt at 5-5), but I've learned my lessons, so I should be able to crack it before the 10th or so.

Fuck you. Saiun, Type II, 3 Observation, 1 recon, type 33 and type 14 is not enough LOS for you? At least I got a Maruyu from Hoppo.

>>12544921
Boss node from north route isn't only LOS rigged. if your total of BB and CV is 4 or more, you won't make it to the boss.

Where do I level DDs?

>>12544942

Fuck me sideways. Didn't read that thinking it was only LOS what I needed.

>>12544949
1-1

>>12544949
1-5 3DDs 1CVL

I just cleared world 1 whats the minimum I need for ASW on 1-5?

>>12544949
4-3: DD, 2CL, CA, BB(V), CVL; proper loadout necessary for flag+MVP exp.

>>12544975
If you just cleared world 1 you don't need ASW, you start to need ASW when you hit HQ 49

>>12544975
At least try crafting sonar+depth charge set for your sub killers.

>>12544977
>>12544975
I just want to farm xp on 1-5A will a single DD with depth charges do it?

>>12544996
3DDs 1 CVL

>>12542591
1) Ez mode north route of course. 1st try after reset
2) 1cav 1cl 4dd route I believe
3) no i dont need blueprint, I got everyone final form
4) Taihou a cute

6/6/7/2/20 with Yamato as flagship. Free from LSC at last.

>>12542631
>>12542625
>>12542596
4xFBB 2xCV has sent me from B->F 5 times in a row now.

>>12545077
It's completely random, you just have shitty luck.

>>12545077
Try 1BB 3CA or 2BB 2CA.

>>12545076
Until they add Tirpitz

>>12545090
Shinano

>>12545107
Not this year, better luck next year

>>12545076
Pffft.
Wait for the 10th.
Just fucking wait 9 days until Maintenance.

You'd wish to be out of LSC, anon.

Are you ready to comfort and support her again this month?

I'm sitting my ass at 80% with the 36 sorties, 24 bosses etc. quest.
How many more times I have to rape that boss again, I'm wondering.

How many virgins do I have to sacrifice for my DDs to survive 3-2-F

What will Agano dream of today?
http://dec.2chan.net/60/res/1528894.htm

>>12545200
Just yourself.

>>12545242
But then who would take care of my girls?

>>12545247
Don't worry I'll take good care of them

Do you faggots ever leave your cancer general and participate in other /jp/ threads?

>>12545309
Only in Japanese bird making pasta threads.

>>12545265
You don't seem very trustworthy. I'll have to hold off. I can't leave them with just anyone.

>>12545309
No.

>>12545313
Leave them to me then.
I'm a lvl 106 TTK with a very stable income.

>>12545331
I just don't know, man.
Killing myself would probably upset Suzuya. I don't want to do that.

>>12545312
>>12545314
You should.
This is why generals are cancer.

Holy shit what a faggot getting muted and deleted for 4chanspeak its like im on gaia or smth.

>>12545338
Don't worry. I know exactly what a young lady like her wants.

>>12545338
Kill yourself, but don't leave your fleet with any other TTK. They'll wait for you at the other side.

>>12545352
Are you sure? I wouldn't want to just leave them for nothing.

>>12545372
Why not just stay alive and git gud?

>>12545372
Now that you mention it -- nah, don't kill yourself. Stay with your girls, they'd miss you.

I'm pretty sure you'll meet your fleet after death, though. My shipfu told me so and my imaginary friend confirmed it. I trust them.

>>12545388
Anything goes in the Kingdom of Heaven.

I'm not sure what to think about it.

>>12545416
A new Yuugumo for you to marry.

>>12545416
Is this how children are made?

There has to be a better recipe for bismarck than 4000/6000/6000/2000 right?

Its not like im aiming for Yamato or anything, its just bismarck.

>>12545507
Listen to Iona

>>12545507
Just stick with it, a good LSC recipe is the one that doesn't tell you to spend more resources than you should for every attempt.
You can go 6/5/7/2 if you want to try a bigger one, but nothing actually guarantees it will give you a higher chance to get Bismarck.

>>12545507
Always go with the lowest confirmed one. I got my Bisko from 4/4.5/5.5/2

guys tenryuu is scaring me what do I do

>>12545676
Hide your tiny dick.

>>12545676
Bully her, tenderly.

>>12545695
dude no she is way too scary for that
>>12545688
but when she finds out I was hiding it she'd just get scarier

>>12545507
You aren't gonna get Bismarck ever unless you have Z1 Z3 and Hachi

>>12545702
Scare her with your capitalization and punctuation.

So what is your 3-5 setup?
I'm rolling with this.

>>12545826
It's not anything special.

>>12545828
I know. That's why I'm asking about other. Maybe someone can spice it up a bit.

We are autosaging, someone make a new thread.

I hope no one fall for that.

>>12545826
AV + 5 DD for the first three kills.

>>12545920
AV sounds interesting. Stacked with 2 seiran and a minisub. Gotta try that.

Hahaha.

So when's the next event likely to be? November 1st?

>>12545969
Please, no. I don't want an event starting on my birthday.

>>12545969
Unless they hint about the event sometime this week, not likely.

>>12545507
4000/5170/7000/2540/20

>>12545993
May as well as throwing in 100 devkits.

>>12546018
No.

>>12546025
So any reason for those 5170 and 2540 aside from placebo?

>>12546030
It's the magical recipe. Got her on the first try from that after many failures from other recipes.

>>12545090
>>12545107
Both event rewards, only scrubs will have to LSC for them.

>>12546036
>magical recipe
You just got lucky. Like that recipe with 45% chance to get Taihou using 3500/3500/6000/6000/1, just some really bias reports.
Your recipe uses less ammo than the usual 4/6/6/2 but the increase in steel and bauxite is quite unnecessary.

>>12546074
Bismarck wasn't event reward either

>>12546074
You mean they will be added as LSC ships 1 month before the actual events.
Enjoy your new Kagerous as event rewards.

>>12546082
>>12546093
Devs have been adding too many lightweights lately in events, it's time for the big guns to attract more innocent players that think they have a chance even if they just join cause it's an event.

>>12546107
They will just laugh at the level scaling while the high level TTKs get their asses busted by Triple BB Himes in the boss node.

>>12546140
Level scaling goes two ways, if you were lower than 70 you got fucked in MI1.

>>12546148
>if you were lower than 70 you got fucked in MI1.
And why is that?

>>12546155
They had an armored carrier escorting the boss instead of CVL/Wo.

>>12546196
The one that never hits anything with just 150 HP and 80 armour? Instead of Flagship / Elite Ta? Whoa seems tough.

>>12546196
LoS requirements is usually the most bullshit part of level scaling. Slots are not level based, and it is annoying when you get to use fewer of them just because of HQ level.

>>12546212
It still will stop any newbie from passing if they joined the game just because of the event.

>>12546092
I don't get it

>>12546260
If they could get past AL in the first place then armored aircraft carrier oni is a joke. She's weaker than elite Ta, all she does is contribute air power (which still ends up being less overall due to Hellcat Wo + normal Wo being nerfed to 2 Nu).

>>12546320
But the locks.

new thread when

>>12546275
That awkwardness when someone you know is serving you as a waitress at a family restaurant. More so if it clashes with their personality.

>>12546341
That has nothing to do with level scaling though, just the entire event design was hard on people who didn't have enough ships yet. The fact is, low levels had an easier boss fight on E-3 just like any other map. If someone was level 69 and didn't have the ships to handle MI and then leveled up to 70, they'd just be more fucked with the Ta and Hellcat Wo.

>>12546347
You should make one anon.

>>12546412

Yeah, go ahead. it'll be deleted in 5 minutes.

>>12545836
BB CAV CA CLT CV SS

>>12545826
Non-elite DDs.

>>12545979

Its my birthday too, anon

Remember when Shimakaze didn't go fast enough?

Remember when admiral found out what was in the bag?

>>12546867
>>12546862
Slut got what she deserves for dressing like that

>>12546867
She just needs a bucket.

Kumano's mating call will never stop being hilarious.

>>12546862
tis nothing but a flesh wound, just let her rest for a few hours in the bath or throw a bucket at her face.

>>12546997
She just wants to have lesbian sex with Kumano.

>>12546997
She just wants to have lesbian sex with Suzuya.

>>12547005
Don't we all?

>>12547021
I don't have a futa cock though.

>>12547021
How big is Kumano's dick?
How much sperm can she shoot in a go?

>>12547023
There's still time to fix that.

>>12547026
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolphin

was too lazy to look around

>>12547026

Enough to mindbreak me.

>>12546092
>>12546275

>Combined Fleet mechanic will eventually return
When did they say that?

>>12547085
Game title.

Why the fuck can't I get either Kancolle viewer's to do their job and translate text?

>>12546867
>>12546862

source?

Has anyone finished 6-1 and new 2-2 quests?

>>12547490
Nope. Nobody has. Maybe you'll be the first to complete it.

Good luck, TTK!

>>12547294
Anon, please.
You could infer the pixiv illust link from the filename.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=manga&illust_id=46302582

>>12547490
I finished the 6-1 monthly last month, it's annoying as fuck
And what new 2-2 quests? Do you mean the 1-4 monthly?

>>12547498
If you're desperate having token, you should do it too.

>>12547499

i know it was pixiv from the file name but as far i has i know there's no real way to use that to search for things.

>>12547509
B30, I believe it's new or I wasn't paying attention.

>>12547521
I don't see them in my quest log.

Considering I've done all other unique quests and finished weeklies except world 4 and world 3 ones already, that's a bit odd, isn't it?
Also feels like I've done them before.

I knew we were still missing a large amount of DDs, but this is still quite surprising.

>>12547593
That poor ghost Miyuki.

>>12547521
It came out a couple patches ago, only new quests this time around are 6-1 S x3 and the 1-4 torp squadron, both are monthly.

>>12547593
Oh god, I have only 16th and 17th DesDiv completed. Don't have Sazanami for 7th and the rest is largely incomplete.

Where is Kiyoshimo anyway?

>>12547593
Enough for event rewards for at least 2 more years.

>>12547627
No Yuugomos in that picture.

Your move.

Is 400-30-600-30 the lowest confirmed reliable BB recipe or is 400-999-730-60 pushing the chances higher?

>>12547662
1 sub, and you'll win. I don't know what so hard about that.

>>12547662
What am I supposed to be seeing here?

>>12547666
You can get Nagato and Mutsu with 400/30/600/30

>>12547662
I'll wreck your shit with mah all SS fleet.