/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12540298
Janitor, can you delete this thread for us?
We're trying our best to behave.
Thanks.

>Monstergirl not in title
>Again

>OP makes thread
>Ask Janitor to delete this thread
>Janitor deletes previous thread instead
Aw man. Now we're stuck with this dumbass OP, and his dumbass thread.

Way to go, OP.

>>12540630

At least we get 300 free images now sooner rather than later.

>>12540631
You're not wrong.
Still...

>You will never be breastfed by a Holstaurus

>>12540627
Why can't you faggots ever get it right?

>>12540298
>nipples in op

>>12540632
I guess we're just going to have to deal with it

>>12540632
I really wouldn't mind if the janitor deleted us after image limit and say 2000 posts or so. It'd make things a lot comfier.

>>12540637
I guess so.

>>12540638
As nice as that sounds, it's highly unrealistic.
Janitor-kun probably has a million better things to do than babysit our threads to delete us every time we hit 2k.

Wish we could say the same about /a/Janitor-kun.

>>12540641
It doesn't have to be on the dot, just like 2kish. Janet at least cares enough to pop in and clear out the trolls it seems, so maybe if she ever warms up to us she'll do us a favor.

Considering it's still pretty slow tonight, let's keep this up.

http://i.imgur.com/CQ6bBAJ.jpg

Through a series of events of your choosing, you suddenly gain a Stand, and become involved in a plot much larger than you. You eventually meet your waifu, who also has a Stand. The names of the Stands are your own choosing.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://monstergirlencyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

So, what's your stand, who's your waifu, and what's her stand? Any other information is just flavor and up to you.

If you don't roll an MG through random, just re-roll

>>12540641
>Wish we could say the same about /a/Janitor-kun.
Indeed.

Milk?

>>12540647
Drinking it everyday, my man
Praise Hathor

>>12540645
>Electromagnetic Creature Creation
>Nightmare MG
>Portal Physiology

My stand Riders on the Storm lets me summon non-sentient soldiers made of lighting.

Her stand People are Strange acts as a portal between the dream world and the physical one.

>>12540664
>The Doors

Absolute fucking taste, man. Bravo

>>12540645
Okay, I've got a Roper, Stand has the ability of "Ferrokinetic Combat", which is metal manipulation, which I am now naming Fairies Wear Lead Boots because Stand names don't have to make sense.
My Stand however is Color Absorption, and I'm naming it Paint it Black.

Reminder that healthy milfs > gangly lolishit

>>12532812

>>12540673
Sexually frustrated and lonely MILFs who have lost their husbands due to a tragic accident and who's children have grown up and moved out are objectively the best partners.

>>12540673
Loli milfs are even better.

>>12540677

>loli
>milfs

You DISGUST me.

>>12540676
Sexually uninhibited MILFs who are on the prowl and their daughters at the same time are the best

>>12540680
I can almost feel the moistness in my ear when I look at that. Crabman overdid himself after all.

>>12540677
>Loli milfs
MUH NIGGA

>>12540679
What's wrong with a loli mommy?
>delicious flat chest
>possible to traumatize her son by fucking her like an onahole in front of him

>op decides to make a new thread early
>has hours before the old thread falls off to make it right
>fucks it up completely

You suck and your a huge disappointment to every one op

>>12540693

>flat chests
>ever delicious

>>12540696
OP should kill himself, am I right?

>>12540702
A little much, he should reflect on his life and the poor decisions that led him to this point

>>12540707
And when he understands the error in his ways and repents, he has our permission to die?

You know what this thread needs? Young adult Amazons and their cute human boy little brothers on a paradise island, doing cute islander things.

>>12540710
Yes. He has commit sudoku in shamefur dispray

>>12540710
Maybe.
Otherwise, he can journey to the Himalayas to find his inner-self, and in turn leave /jp/.

>>12540717
You can't find yourself in the Himalayas anymore, too many tourists.

>>12540714
>paradise island
This island?
http://exhentai.org/g/450124/c68b9ee212/

>>12540721
No, not that island.

It took me fucking forever but I finally finished the Gazer dakimakura, if anyone still remembers that.

Lewd version and other side here: http://imgur.com/a/eLguu#1

>>12540722
This?
http://exhentai.org/g/494361/22dccbade4/

>>12540727
None of the ones you can find on there, anon. Seriously.

>>12540718
Then he can lose himself among the tourists, then. All the same to me.

>>12540725
This is lewd
And you should feel lewd

>>12540725
Monorus!
You're back?

>>12540725
>Gazer and Anon have dakis of each other
I like this idea.

>>12540725
THEY SAID YOU ABANDONED US BUT I DIDN'T BELIEVE THEM

THANK YOU I ALWAYS BELIEVED IN YOU

DON'T STOP BEING BASED MONO

>>12540725
Monorus you wonderful son of a bitch, welcome back. Hathor bless you for your work

>>12540727
>Aomizuan
I liked the island and schoolgirls thing, but that one with the slavery, I couldn't take seriously.
It was gross.

>>12540725

>gamer gazer
>she's laying on the sofa too

It's perfect. Now can we get one of Sam?

>>12540746
Sam?

>>12540725
God damn, Monorus, how much is it to get the daki-sized print version? I need this in physical form.

I'm so proud of my daughteru

>>12540725
Niceeee

After looking at your pic I remembered, what happened to chupacabra girl? I remember someone was writing a story then is kinda disappeared

>>12540747

An apophis made by my favorite writefriend. She's on that booty lineup picture that Less's working on. I'd post it, but I don't have it.

>>12540725
Based monorus

>>12540756
Apophis booty? Okay.

>>12540725
You make me very very happy, Anon. And you're going to make a girl who RPs a Gazer very very happy.

>>12540761
>a girl who RPs a Gazer
There's a story behind this, and since you brought it up, you have to tell it.

Also I remember someone asking if this was colored some time ago.

>>12540751
I can't share the full version but if you want I could hook you up with the commissioner to work something out.

>>12540753
Dunno.

>>12540725
I'm nervous to ask, but are you here to stay?
Or are you leaving again?

>>12540764
There are places online like flist and various MUSHes where you can RP whatever you like. I just know someone who has a Gazer girl.

>>12540768
Whaddya know, I remember asking that. Wonderful.
>>12540770
Don't sounds so desperate, you'll spook him off.

>>12540768
>Someone actually commissioned a Gamer Gazer Daki

Was it someone from here?

>>12540768
Thank you for your magnificent artwork and contributions!

>>12540725
12/10

>>12540768
That's possible, though it would have to be tomorrow at some point, it's pretty late in my area right now. I visit the IRC every so often as well, if that helps

>>12540770
I will be around, I guess. I was kinda hoping to get some MG project running, but none of those plans really worked out. Not sure if I will have time for requests.

>>12540773
Oh nice.

>>12540775
No. Same person who commissioned the Cheshire daki. They liked my gamer Gazer drawing and were inspired by that.

>>12540778
Contact me on IRC then or shoot me a mail at monorus8@gmail.com

>>12540789
>same person
What would one person need TWO daki for? Fishy.

>>12540790
A flower in both arms, Anon.

>>12540790
There's some netorare at work here, it seems.

>>12540790
A threesome

>>12540790
Maybe you could get a really long Daki and have it be two sides of one of those U Body pillows?

Though really, this would be better for a Miia/Lamia body pillow.

>>12540789
I'll either see you in the IRC or email you tomorrow, maybe both. In any case, good to see you back on /mgg/

>>12540800
This strikes me as a really lonely thing to do.

>>12540809
Being lonely is not a crime. One day the gods will bring life to their companions.

>>12540809
1. Where do you think you are?
2. This strikes me as a really comfy thing to do.

>>12540809
Lonely? Yes. Saddening? Yes.

Really fucking comfortable? Fuck yes.

I want one of those U-shaped body pillows as soon as possible.

>>12540812
W-why does the blanket have him bent over?

>>12540820
Sleeping on your stomach increases the odds of wet dreams anon.

>>12540820
Its a Blanket Mimic, anon. The underside is probably covered in tongues, tendrils, and other things. But really, looks like she is giving him a body massage and maybe a reacharound.

>>12540820
Because the fool is trying to escape. No one escapes the covers. NO ONE.

>>12540820
pillow dick

>>12540823
Of course not, there's scary stuff on the outside, and only she can protect him from harm. Do you know what happens if your foot is exposed from under the covers for too long?

>>12540827
The monsters can see you.

Everyone knows blankets are make you invisible to monsters. And pillows are impenetrable shields.

>>12540835
That's why I always sleep with the pillows over my head. But I once saw a Japanese horror movie where the kid went to hide under the covers and fucking ghost was there first. That's just unfair.

>>12540838
Japanese ghosts are always unfair. Bastards never have good ends.

>>12540839
That's why you need a sexorcist.

>>12540846
Go fuck a doorknob, Dark priestess

>>12540851
You can't bully a Dark Priestess, that goes against her freedom of religion, as does forbidding her from raping you.

>>12540851
Fret not, she already has. Next up is you.

>>12540851
They probably would fuck your door knob before ringing your doorbell and telling you about the good news.

>>12540856
But my religion is about fucking Holstaurus. So she can't impinge on my freedom of religion by forcing hers on me.

>>12540860
Yes she can, because forcing her views on others is part of her religion and trying to resist goes against her religious freedoms.
Getting Tanuki elected as their congressmen was the smartest move the Republicans ever made!

>>12540860
That religion is about fucking health. Your safe from baphomets, not from her.

>>12540868
>your
Too bad it's not about proper spelling.

>>12540860
Hathor's religion is all about fucking health. You may be safe from a baphomet but you're not safe from a dark priest.

>>12540872
Especially when healthy Dark Priestesses might actually JOIN the Church of Hathor.

>>12540870
>Transparent sweater
I can't decide if I should be aroused or angry. I'm leaning towards angry.

>>12540876
>angry
What's there to be angry about? What are you, gay?

>>12540876
She's lactating so hard it's become transparent, what's there to be angry about?

>>12540874
I'd fuck a Dark Priestess who was a part of the Church of Hathor.

>>12540880
>>12540879
>what's there to be angry about?
Sweaters are holy! Fabric that thick doesn't just go see through, not to that degree even when it's wet! Angryyyyyy!

>>12540883
She wouldn't be a DP anymore if she was in the Hathor religion.

>>12540870
i'm half asleep so your opinion is not valid.

>>12540886
Why not? Would she be a Milky Priestess instead?

>>12540886
Her species changes because she's in a different religion? What do you even call a dark priest that isn't a dark priest?

>>12540886
Health Priestess.

>>12540889
>opinion
Being half asleep is no excuse.

Hey, since we're turning old gods into Monster Girls, how about Abzu? Wikipedia says that
> ab='water' (or 'semen') zu='to know' or 'deep'
Wouldn't that be right up our alley? A primordial water/semen deity, basically an extra ara ara Undine.

>>12540893
>Health Priestess uses paizuri!
>Anon is stuck!
>Health Priestess shares the Gospel of Hathor!
>It's super effective!
>Anon converts!
>Good End!
I like it.

>>12540893
I'd go with that.

>>12540908
My god those hips

In the previous thread:

How much health is too much health?
We play the hunting game with our tiger-waifus. Last one to get raped receives a free pelvic brace
The Department of Reintegration gives us and monstergirls another chance at love
Your flying waifu shows you the world… by picking you up and dropping you straight towards it
Old tales and myths with monstergirls
Praise Ra! And Hathor! And Ammy! And their breasts!
Lewd Kitsunes
Don't become a career slut and break your waifu's heart, kids. Otherwise you'll be used as bait in some Truman Show-esque sting operation
Plesioth's hips move on their own
/mgt/ discusses the finer points of time travel, flying whistle-controlled dildos, and Peter Quill doing a striptease
The Pantheon grows

Being in GMT+0 is not good for the punctuality of these posts.

>>12540910
You just keep up doing your public service announcements Mr. Narrator.

>>12540904
Why not just a god of (sexual) fluids. Covers water, semen and girlcum alike. I'd suggest poseidon, but this might actually be better.

>>12540910
>Plesioth's hips move on their own
>Plesioth
Fuck them.

>>12540914
>Goddess of Sexual Fluids
>Cum to me, my child! Let's get those juices flowing!
Oh my.

>>12540909
What about them?

>>12540919
>dat pantyhose
>those panties
Must. Bury. Face in. That's unfair, no man can resist that.

>>12540921
Do I have to post everything from the artist again AGAIN? Or will the image limit standard police complain?

>>12540921
What he said

>>12540925
Please no dumps

>>12540925
The latter. If that's okay with you, I mean.

>>12540925
Fuck the image limit, fuck the police and fuck whoever that girl is, fuck her with the fury of a roided up Oni.

>>12540925
Post album not dump

>>12540928
>>12540935
Why? So that we can save image spots for drawfags who just post a link to imgur anyway?

Why not a Centauress Sabazios? She's a cool godess, if you're into horsepussy.

>>12540938
Goddess of what?

>>12540940
Horsepussy.

>>12540944
That's... that's not a very intriguing goddess.

get back to reddit, crossies

>>12540950
Nice attempt at baiting, mate.

>>12540950
You and me, we're the same, you know?

>>12540954
That young girl is clearly not old enough to drink

>>12540957
Oni are born drunk, just like the Irish.

>>12540940
Sabasios is the god of nomadic horsemen of the thracians, also known as the Sky Father. The chief god of their religion.

>>12540962
That's just what we need, galloping hordes of rapist centaurs with bows.

>>12540962
>Sky Father
>Father
So she has a dick? No thanks.

>>12540966
Obviously she's genderbent for Monster Girl purposes.

>>12540954

>loli Yuugi

that's extra heretical

>>12540964
Are you being sarcastic, or is this something you genuinely feel you lack in your life?
>>12540966
>B-but muh insicurities
Sabazius is a dude, his MG counterpart doesn't have to be. Only one Pharaoh had tits, and yet in /mg/ they all do. Chill.

>>12540969
Okay, I'll make it up.
>>12540971
We don't need them in real life, but they'd be nice to have in a story.

>>12540971
>only one Pharaoh
But that's not true. Lots of bitches ruled Egypt, women weren't subjugated there.

>>12540968
>>12540971
I'd prefer that we did not genderbend male gods and turn them into monster girls.

>>12540983
Why not? It's not like they'll smite us for it.

>>12540983
If Marvel made Thor a girl, we can do this.

>>12540984
I'm just going to drop the subject and not even bother attempting to argue it. I know I won't be getting anywhere with it.

>>12540904
Nah, we already have enough goddesses. We need to properly develop existing ones before making new

Last thread, we ran out of grapes, and resupplied on chocolate instead.

We're deeply sorry for any inconvenience this may bring you, and hope to resolve the problem as quickly as possible.

>>12540977
Really? I only knew about that Hatchetsoot. Chick.

>>12540983

2late

>>12540990
Come on man, don't be a condescending prick. Just tell us why you don't want that to happen. You brought it up, I got curious, please take responsibility.
>>12540994
Grape flavored chocolate? Yes.

>>12540997
If Lovecraft lived today, he'd have turned Nyarlathotep into a girl himself.

>>12540997
But Eldritch abominations don't have gender. They can be whatever they want

>>12540994

Black sclera looks weird set against normal skin colors, but I can dig it.

Now make the pharaoh grape flavored

>>12541002
>Grape Flavored Pharaoh
Jesus Christ how heretical.

>>12540998
Fine. I think we should be focusing on discussing actual monster girls, that were girls from the start, as opposed to genderbending various gods.

>>12541002
>Black sclera looks weird
Yeah, I'd try and make it white myself, but I don't know how without making it look like a totally shit job.

In fact, I only slightly modified Bromont's recolor of this, so...

>spoiler
Corrupted Pharaoh with black sclera and purple snake?

I love it.

>>12541008
But some of the "actual monster girls" are genderbent versions of mythological creatures, why are you such a hypocrite?

>>12541010
Only some, not all.

Dark skinned girls are my weakness, don't do this to me when it's so early neo-/jp/.

>>12541012
>But some of the
>Only some
I don't see why you even bothered to type that.
>>12541013
It's never too early, hence morning wood.

>>12541016
>I don't see why you even bothered to type that.
Just to put emphasis on the fact that they're a small minority, that's all.

>>12541024
But they still exist, so why couldn't there be more?

How would a Barbarian do in a Monster Girl world?

>>12541027
Because it feels like we're a fanfic writer that takes characters from other stories, warps them, and parades them around in our story. Granted, the same could be said about turning things like a manticore or a griffon into a monstergirl.

>>12541029
Not Beary good.

>>12541031
So what exactly is your problem? Are you going to complain about Manticores or Griffins or Centaurs? If not, then why are you complaining about gods?

>>12540298
I see your babysitting mod is letting you ignore the safe for work blue board rules with a tits out and nipples showing image in the op.

Must be nice.

>>12541035
My problem is that we are going a little too far with the god genderbending thing. But of course someone will pull facts/opinions out of their ass, everyone will agree with him/her/it, and begin to shit all over me.

>>12541032
Your puns are unBEARable

>>12541004

Are you certain that it is?

I just did a quick shitty edit by messing with the hue sliders in GIMP, I'm not good with actually editing things. Someone else would be able to do this better than me for sure.

>>12541041
>too far
Whaddya mean? How have we gone too far?
>>12541045
Oh god she looks like she's got a disease or something, make it dark, make it dark!
>>12541043
Try to bear with me here.

>>12541045
>Dat saturated purple
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>12541049
>>12541047

It's like you guys didn't even look at my spoiler.

>>12541047
I mean we are starting to go too far. We haven't gotten that far, but we're starting.

>>12541045
Try a less offensive shade of purple, my eyes are bleeding.

>>12541053
You seem to think because you didn't put work into it we can't say anything negative

>>12541054
Fine, let's not have fun anymore and just praise KC for his originality and good writing. Is that what you want? Is it?

>>12541059
Hell no.
I'm not against fun, but this is a slippery slope with things like MLP at the end.

>>12541060
I don't see how that follows. Anubis is a male god, yet our Anubutt is universally loved. What does MLP have to do with any of it?

>>12541061
Paranoia.

>>12541061
Slippery slope.
Pretty soon we'll be turning various other things into monster girls, like how MLP fans turn everything they see into ect. You'll probably just ignore what I have to say, call me retarded, and go about your business without a care.

>>12541065
Smoke less weed. I'm now done having fun forever because of you.You're horrible.

>>12541068
I'm going to light up this horrible blunt and start really having fun.

Better?

>>12541071
Getting there.

>>12541067
The Sandworm is an alien that can grow to be 3 kilometers long. It's now a Monster Girl. Is that a problem for you?
>ignore what I have to say, call me retarded
Stop being a fucking martyr and maybe people will bother listening to you.

>>12541075

Good enough for me, then. Like I said, someone else would do a better job.

>>12541071
Still too light.

>>12541076
I'm not claiming to BE one.

>>12541047
>>12541054
>>12541049
>>12541045
Strange, because I gave it a shot, too.
I hope mine isn't too saturated either.

>>12541082
>not claiming to be one
Oh no?
>You'll probably just ignore what I have to say, call me retarded, and go about your business without a care
That's proper martyrdom right there.
>>12541086
This is more like it, but it's still a wee bit too light.

>tfw Ammy will never hold you close and tell you you're not a waste of oxygen and space

FUCK

>>12541089
Even better?

>>12541096
Yes, now she looks good enough to drink. Puppet Pharaoh dances to the Grapesnake's tune now.

>>12541089
>martyrdom
>the death or suffering of a martyr
>a display of feigned or exaggerated suffering to obtain sympathy or admiration

He might count for the second, but that doesn't exactly make him a martyr.

>>12541099
Alternatively, Pharaoh and Apophis switch bodies, and, as a result, skin color too apparently because body switch magic.

Can the Pharaoh-turned lamia reclaim her body from the now-corrupted Grape Pharaoh before her evil plan comes to fruition?
Find out on the next episode of KC Anime Never.

...

>>12541096
Looks like a female Crunk to me.

>>12541108
>FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE OF...
>>12541109
Mantis Shrimp and Pistol Shrimp Girls posing heroically.

>>12541109
Lamia and Husbando cuddling on the couch in front of the fireplace.

>>12541109
Cute Girtablilu doing cute assassination things.

>>12541109
Draw Donkey Kong and a Monster Girl with him

>>12541109
Geralt of Rivia bedding a Lamia.

>>12541109
Monster girls dressed as other monster girls for Halloween

>>12541108
>tfw the guards and miscellaneous royal subjects all find nothing wrong with the Pharaoh despite her having changed her skin color, and still follow her commands to throw out the strangely chocolate-colored Apophis from the premises

You know, typical body switch shenanigans.

>>12541110
Should I make her skin more blueish instead?

>>12541118
Naw. I'm surprised you didn't question who Crunk was.

>>12541109
Miia and her mom fucking Darling

>>12541119
Okay, I'll bite. Who's Crunk?

>>12541119
I remember who Crunk is.
I'm just trying to unsee what you're making me see.

>>12541122
Next you're going to ask who Major Glory is

>>12541122
But Anon, we're all getting crunk tonight.

>>12541124
Okay, I'll bite. Who's Major Glory?

>>12541122
>>12541130
>This nigger's never watched Dexter's Laboratory.

>>12541130
Next you'll ask who Val Hallen is.

>>12541130

VAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLHAAALLLEEEEEEEENNNN.

>>12541134
Okay, I'll bite. Who's Val Hallen?

>>12541124
Okay, who's Major Glory?
>>12541133
We had this conversation this week already, I don't know what that is.

Things I learned about /mgt/ over the past fews days. Yall fucking love you some Dexter's Lab.

>>12541138
You had a pretty shitty childhood, dude.

>>12541138
It's a show on the now-awful Cartoon Network that used to be the only channel I watched growing up.

Watch it, and refine your pallet.

>>12541141
I don't feel like I did. I bet you never saw Alfred J. Kwak, but I'm not trying to make you feel guilty about that.
>>12541145
No.

>>12541140
Plastic minnows

>>12541141
Omelette du fromage

>>12541147
So you're Dutch, or at least European? Because if so
>Being a Europoor

>>12541150
Don't remember that reference, friend.

>>12541151
I could never forget this reference, however.

>>12541153
>Europoor
We were having a nice thread, why are you trying to turn it into /pol/? I don't like you. You're a horrible excuse for a human being.

http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7 More Rusalka, a little lewd and a little backstory this time. More backstory next time. As always feel free to inform me of any typos, inconsistencies, or anything you're just unhappy with in general.

>>12541140
Samurai Jack was the shit way back when. I miss it so.

>>12541161
>Europoors can't even handle one name

If you get 'triggered' by so little, what makes you think you could even dream of handling a Monster Waifu?

>>12541164
Man, it's been so long since I've watched that. I wonder how it would hold up to my now 30 year old tastes.

>>12541147
Tell ya what.
I'll wacth Alfred J Kwak if you watch Dexter's Lab.
Fair trade?

>http://pastebin.com/nwhfBhi7

More Rusalka, A little lewd this time, a little backstory. More backstory next time.

As always feel free to let me know of an inconsistencies/problems/typos/just anything you're not happy with in general.

>>12541164
I miss it too.

>>12541166
>/pol/ is okay
No.
>>12541170
I'm not interested, all you Dexter's Lab fans have grown up into assholes, it had to suck ass.
>>12541164
Not THIS was good.

>>12541175
>Not
Now*

>tfw no mgf

>>12541175
>all you Dexter's Lab fans have grown up into assholes
But I...

>>12541187
It's okay, I'm sure you're still nice to each other.

>>12541175
>He thinks /pol/ isn't okay
I'm surprised you can even handle these threads, considering they have rape, and sexualize women, and shit.

>all you Dexter's Lab fans have grown up into assholes, it had to suck ass.
>He is this easily offended on an anonymous anime imageboard
>He believes that if people he doesn't like like something, it is inherently bad
>He is unable to properly make opinions of his own
Now this is just sad.

>>12541198
>rape, and sexualize women, and shit
Excuse us for not being a fucking paragon of equality, your Autistic Excellency.

>>12541198
>/pol/ invades another /mgg/ thread
I remember this happened on /a/ a couple of times. It was always horrible. Here, take this Elf as a sacrifice and begone to the Abyss from which you came.

>>12541208
>pale elf

Ewwwwww

>>12541198
Is she running away from somewhere? Or breaking into somewhere?

>>12541226
Who knows, but the question is would you join her? If you help her she'll let you rest your head on her thighs

>tfw everybody's arguing, having a generally bad time
>meanwhile, I'm now sitting back
>watching Albert J. Kwak
This is actually good.
Thanks, DutchAnon.

>>12541231
Hmm, okay, but I'll get to rest HER head on my my... loin-area as well.
>>12541233
>DutchAnon
I'm not Dutch. Just remember that Dolf is justice.

>>12541233
I reading back up on Samurai Jack's wikipedia article wondering whether or not to rewatch the show.

>>12541238
The portal to your nostalgic childhood is once again beyond your reach!

>>12541239
Why do you say that? How is it beyond my reach?

>>12541109
Johnny Bravo paladin, little suzy bapho, mama holst

>>12541206
Remember to check xir privilege and improve these threads. Once we invite Tumblr and their wonderful Monster Girl redesigns, we will truly be a Cathedral of Equality.

>>12541208
>Elf
>A white loli one at that
Europoors confirmed to have the worst taste imaginable. Even the Aussies have better tastes than you guys, seriously what the fuck

>>12541238
He never made it back before the ending.

>>12541243
As amusing as it was at the time, no. That's a horrible idea.

>>12541246
Thanks for ruining the ending. You did spoiler it though so it's my own fault.

>>12541242
That... that was a quote from the... y-you know? Aku said that...?
>>12541245
>worst taste
Are you telling me /pol/ wouldn't rather take an Aryan Elf?

>>12541109
Draco with popped collars like a boss

>>12541250
Thats because elves are for raping Anon.

>>12541249
What other old kid's shows can we ruin for you?

>>12541250
>That... that was a quote from the... y-you know? Aku said that...?
How do you guys remember this stuff. It's been tens years and the only thing I remember is the talking dogs and the Scotsman.

>>12541253
No one cares about that tumbrl dyke except you

>>12541254
>elves are for raping
Which is why I handed one over to them to get them to leave.
>>12541256
>How
Loving it as a kid, that's about it. Did you know the Scotsman was voiced by the same guy as Bender?

>>12541258
Yeah I just read that it was John DiMaggio from the wikipedia article. Which is weird because I watched Hey I Know that Voice on Netflix yesterday and he was heavily featured.

>>12541256
It's time to remind yourself. I can still recite the intro speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e51hgWIsY4M
>>12541261
Spooky.

>>12541258
No, you handed a white elf to rape. That's where the problem lies.

>>12541255
Hey Arnold
Did the tsundere win?

>>12541263
But would /pol/ touch a non-white Elf? I thought they're into, like, racial purity and stuff.

>>12541265
His parents were supposed to get back together in a movie.
They never got back together.

>>12541266
That only matters if you're doing it for the sole purpose of procreation.

What if Aku was a girl? Aside from that one time he really was.

Hey, I got it guys. Gargoyles. Demona is a Monster Girl.

>>12541267
I thought they died in plane-crush or shit
Anyway, I don't give a fuck about his parents.
Did the tsundere win?

>>12541270
I'd both of them. Samurai Jane?

>>12541236
Okay, real talk.
What dub do you recommend?

>>12541274
>I thought they died in plane-crush or shit
With no survivors?

>>12541276
>dub
I only watched the dub that aired in my country, so I wouldn't know what the others are like. I guess the original is Dutch... though since it's an anime, maybe the Elevener version?

>>12541271
Oh shit. That was a favorite show of mine growing up. Demona certainly is a monster girl. Probably why I've got a thing for wings and red hair.

>>12541276
>>12541281
The Finnish version has the best Dolf, no question about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4CxFlKp_XU
>>12541284
Xanatos did nothing wrong.

>>12541267
>>12541270
>>12541277
>>12541276
Do you just pretend to be stupid or why are you misuing the spoiler function? Is this normal on /a/ and /v/?

>>12541286
It's hard to look at him as the bad guy when he's voiced by fucking Riker from Star Trek:TNG.

>>12541288

hey

cry about it

>>12541288
>is this normal
On /a/, yes. I don't go to /v/

>>12541288
Actually my keyboard is broken in that at random intervals it will press ctrl and s simultaneously, thus making spoilers appear in my post. I apologize if this irritates you and I hope you will forgive me.

>>12541288

The spoiler in the "what if Aku was a girl" post is a legit spoiler for one of the Samurai Jack episodes though.

>>12541297
As if you would know that, Dumphir.

>>12541297
>a legit spoiler for one of the Samurai Jack episodes though.
I bet you thought the swamp hermit wasn't Aku either

>>12541302
Pardon my Frodo, but why was he called Samurai Jack when he was a Ronin?

>>12541306

Because a group of guys called him Jack when he landed in the future.

>>12541274
To answer your question, yes. Kind of.
The producer of the series said that, had the second movie been made, Arnold would've realized his feelings for Helga and they would've gotten together and married n the future.

That is, had they made a second movie.

>>12541308
>completelymissingthepoint.jpg

>>12541320

I noticed that as soon as I submitted my post. My bad. My excuse is that it's 6AM here.

>>12541315
Nope
Tsunderes a shit

>>12541324
The joke would've lasted if you left me to believe that was intentional.

>>12541257
I have more than enough love to make up for it

>>12541109
PapixSuu double buttjob

Would you have sex with your daughteru to save your waifu's life?

>>12541344
Depends on how big a gun we're talking about.

>>12541344
I'd have sex with myself.


Then neither of us would be virgins.

>>12541346
Bigger than Hound's.

>>12541353
Oh, Jesus Christ! This could be kind of fun...

>>12541344
What kind of faggy question is that?
I would dick the daughteru just for the sake of dicking the daughteru

Puppy daughterus are the best.
Prove me wrong
Oh Wait you can't
>Learns you're her caring father before she can even see
>When she can see she's happy to see you
>tail wags whenever she's happy
>loyal
>can be strong depending on the breed
>fluffy tails
>Doesn't need much to feel loved, just hugs, walkies and the occasional meat of some variant

>>12541378
Puppies? Behold!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hZucFAWzuM

>>12541378
As long as you don't fuck them.

>>12541378
>she's always waiting for you to get back from works and play with her
>she'll do that every day, even if you tell her not to

>>12541402
>eventually you suffer a stroke at work and die
>you daughter stands at the door, waiting for you to walk through it, not knowing about your death
>your wife tells your daughter that you went away on a journey, as she was unable to tell to tell her the truth
>she still waits by the door, expecting you to walk through any minute
>this continues for 9 years before she breaks down and cries

>>12541424
Reported

>>12541424
Nice
Hachiko daughteru sounds like an awesome suffering story

>>12541428
Does it not meet your posting standards?

>>12541430
But should it be a full roller coaster of suffering, or should it have a happy ending?

>>12541431
It didn't meant standards of human decency

>>12541436
So now you're the decency police as well as a backseat mod?

>>12541438
You realize I'm only playing don't you?

>>12541442
What you did is the equivalent of going to a party with numerous black people while wearing a KKK outfit.
>LOL, I'm only playing guiz! XP

>>12541446
What?

>>12541448
It's something you just don't do. Like going to a bar mitzvah dressed as Hitler, dressing up as Death in a hospital, or fucking your daughter. Did you get that, or do I have to use small words and talk to you like you're an 8 year old?

>>12541450
You were really offended from me joking about reporting you?

>>12541450
What's wrong with dressing up as Death at a hospital? Or a retirement home? Or maybe in a ridealong with EMTs?

>>12541434
Her fatheru died but she refused to admit it. Suffering obviously
>had a happy life with wolfu
>she died at childbirth
>you absolutely loved your wolf daughteru and she loved you
>you die
>wolf daughteru waits for you at the street
>people told her you are ded but she doesn't listen
>they catch her and put into orphanage
>she escapes and go to your old house which was demolished
>she lie on the ground and dreams of old happy life with her fatheru
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASEeevh2r60

>>12541452
No, but you still shouldn't act like that, you might get severely punished.

>>12541456
There is only one thing I can say to that.
I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE~

>>12541458
Make me

>>12541458
Can I take the punishment for him Miss Officer Lady?

>>12541458
If I acted like that, would you rape me?

>>12541456
>numerous years pass by
>a hobo finds a small skeleton clutching a framed photo

>>12541460
I can see you're still in your edgy phase of life.

>>12541465
I can see that you are in the "If I act like I have no sense of humor people will think I am mature" phase

>>12541383
Why isn't DD getting any love here? That's a dog Big Boss and Ocelot raised. How badass is that? Very.

>>12541463
it would be extremely pleasurable

>>12541466
Watch that edge now, don't want to cut yourself.

>>12541463
It would be extremely painful

>>12541470
>>12541473
You're a big spider

>>12541469
Because its a wolf not a wolf girl

>>12541469
That's not just a dog. That's a wolf. Very bad ass.

>>12541476
I don't see an issue here. MAKE HER INTO A WEREWOLF.
>>12541475
...for you.

>>12541476
We've made sheep girls getting Fulton'd we can work with it

>>12541482
A Werewolf with an eye-patch? Without a dick, this time?

>>12541109
An Operator Werewolf with an eye-patch.

>>12541489
With no dick, that is

>>12541491
Oh right, with Less you need to specify that.

>>12541491
Obviously.

>loli wolf girl with bad eyes following big boss.png

>>12541271
>Gargoyles
In the context of Monster Girls, how does this picture make you feel?

>>12541500
Like I took things for granite.

>>12541500
Aroused.

>>12541503
Charon, go suck off the sad Hobo from>>12541464

>>12541503
Fuck off Charon.

>>12541171
Nice.

>>12541505
>>12541506
You guys aren't very gneiss.

>>12541516
Lost your marbles did you?

>>12541523
You would too after lavaishing anon with numerous puns.

>>12541516
I have little sediment for you

>>12541528
That's very magmanimous of you.

>>12541534
You shale not get the best of me.

>>12541537
You'll soon gravel at my feet.

>>12541539
That pun was brilliant and igneous.

>>12541542
Don't try to undermine me.
Does that one still count?

>>12541545
I guess, I'm running out of material myself. I've mined them all out.

>>12541545
It's comedy gold

>>12541548
Don't have a geo, dude.

>>12541548
What a quarry this is.

>>12541549
So it's lead to minerals now?

>>12541556
>minerals
Jesus Christ Marie.

>>12541553
You'd have to be stoned to come up with something that bad.

>>12541558
Sorry, I forgot that lead isn't a mineral. I'm out of my element here.

>>12541559
That's anti-seismic, apologize at once, geoid!

>>12541563
I'm too jaded to apologize.

>>12541555
Don't worry, I've got this all ironed out.

No more puns? Have you guys hit rock bottom?

>>12541565
These puns are a real diamond in the rough, I was pleasantly surprised against all excavations.
>>12541581
Don't be so eager to throw us down the shaft.

>>12541586
They're that good? Ore you sure, or are you just being Coal like the rest of the anons?

>>12541592
Are you just going to ruby it in my face?

>You come home from work one day to find that a Kikimora has somehow appeared in your home
>The door was still locked when you came home, as were all the windows and there was no sign of forced entry anywhere
>She adamantly insists that the door was open and she took it as not only an invitation, but a sign that the two of you were meant for each other
>The police are no help, they label it a domestic dispute and tell the two of you to work it out
>Any attempt to throw her out yourself fails, she either doesn't leave or she just shows back up a few minutes later like nothing happened
>You eventually grow accustomed to this woman in your home, and one night you finally give yourselves to each other
>After that she starts getting more lewd
>The length of her skirt shortens slowly over the next few months, starting from very nearly reaching the floor, by the time it's done shrinking it doesn't even cover all of her ass
>You're not sure if she's buying these skirts from somewhere or if she's just modifying ones she already has
>She even stopped wearing panties so every time she leans over you get a nice view of both ass and vulva
>The top of her outfit shrinks as well until she's wearing a corset and a choker patterned on the collar of her old maid outfit
>Her cleaning routine also changes, she spends more time cleaning your dick with her mouth than cleaning your home, but everything still remains spotless somehow
>On the rare occasion that you have company over, she's back to looking prim and proper, though she always makes a point to whisper in your ear about the panties she's not wearing, or the butt plug, or the vibrating egg controller she's just slipped into your pocket

>>12541596
Perfect maid, this is how a Kikimora should be.

>>12541595
Nah, I'm just a simple Petrologist from Flint michigan, not some sulfurous jerk.

>>12541596
>>The length of her skirt shortens slowly over the next few months, starting from very nearly reaching the floor, by the time it's done shrinking it doesn't even cover all of her ass
Dropped. Maids should be sexed in full uniform, like so:
http://exhentai.org/s/c11c3aba9f/278702-75

>>12541596
While I like the idea of a very lewd maid, I'd prefer a proper maid that find acts like those embarrassing.

>>12541606
I found a silver-lining to all of this, I'm out of puns.
>>12541615
>If M-Master truly wishes...
>T-this is so improper...
>Master's secret is safe with me!
Hmm, maybe.

>>12541619
Don't worry, coming up with puns is sedimentary. No need to dig around, just clear your mind until it's a blank slate, and it's come to you.

>>12541615
>>12541619
I'd like a proper, but lewd maid. Like, she gives out really lewd deepthroats but she never undresses for it or lets any drool or cum get out of her mouth.

>>12541622
I'm starting to feel like puns are just an endless zinc hole.
>>12541623
Dandere maid who gives divine head and never says no to anything but never shows any change in her expression?

>>12541623
So something in between?

>>12541619
It'd be enjoyable to watch her blush and squirm in embarrassment as I molest her in public.

>>12541626
I'll alloy you the chance to have the last laugh.

>>12541607
This nigga gets it
What is the fucking point of cosplay sex in maid, officer, nurse etc uniform if you take it off anyway?

>>12541596

>The police are no help, they label it a domestic dispute and tell the two of you to work it out

Now I'm imagining the situation where the guy kicks her out of the house, and then next morning, while drinking his coffee and reading the newspaper, just as he's about to ask himself where the coffee came from, the Kikimora just pops out of nowhere inside his house, scaring the shit out of him.

>>12541633
This is so true.

>>12541626
>Dandere maid who gives divine head and never says no to anything but never shows any change in her expression?
Her expression changes to a horrifying leer during blowjobs, but she buries her head so deep on your cock that you can't see it. Until she accidentally does it in the dressing room and you see her face in the mirror.

>>12541641
She looks so sad
Her hobo boyfriends too drunk to fuck her or what?

captcha 30

>>12541653
No, some homeless man with a McRib in his mouth overthrew their king. Now they don't bother her anymore.