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Touhous are...Amercan?!

>> No.12397870

>>12397866

Nein.

>> No.12397880

They wish.

>> No.12397909

>>12397866
Yes !!

>> No.12397927

That Patchy is 100% real beef.

>> No.12397939

>>12397927
100% real AMERICAN beef

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>>12397866
Yup!

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>>12397939
Delicious!

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>>12397866
The border between Gensokyo and Washington D.C. is surprisingly thin.

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>>12397974
It’s good!

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'Merica

>> No.12398007

>>12397985
You are fake American if you put ketchup on your hot dog and not mustard.

>> No.12398020

>>12398007
It's Palestinian blood, very American.

>> No.12398070

>>>/us/

>> No.12398075

>>12398070
Why don't we have a /us/ - Nerd Culture board?

>> No.12398088

>>12398075
It's called /b/.

>> No.12398120

>>12398020
>>12398007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q24mfUn9HFU

>> No.12398134

Americans are cool because they are inherently lewd. They can't help it, they just have a very lewd culture. Post more American 2hus.

>> No.12398153

>>12397866
Looks like my mom

>> No.12398159

>>12398153
Is your mom a lewd American 90's teenager?

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yeehaw

>> No.12398173

>>12398153
Can I have sex with your mom?

>> No.12398189

>>12398172
Oh Satori-sama, you're givin' me the vapors!

>> No.12398200

Are there any burger shops where cute girls in uniform roller blade out your food left? I've never been to one,

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>>12398200
Sonic does.

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>> No.12398231

>>12398228
Judging by all of the different flags she's wearing, I'm guessing this picture represents how the burg is dominating he planet.

>> No.12398234

Cute girls eating hamburgers!

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>>12398134

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12398245

TERRORISTS YOUR GAME IS THROUGH

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>>12398231
The US Flag got Reimu's bow
That's the most important part

>> No.12398253

>>12398246
Sure.

>> No.12398274

Which 2hu would be the cutest with a Southern accent?

>> No.12398279

>>12398274
My favorite t2ouhou

>> No.12398291

>>12398274
Yuuka

>> No.12398293
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>>12398274
Kirisame.

>> No.12398307

>>12398293
not at all, she's not cool or rowdy and aggressive like imizu portrays her, mostly the straight-man type nowadays, wouldn't fit a southern accent.

a more fitting character would be an aggressively racist and religious character (Reimu) or a drunkard shitbird like Suika and Yuugi.

>> No.12398320

>>12398307
Do not call girls mean names !!

>> No.12398343
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When I'm rollin' through the (wild wild west)

When I'm strollin' through the (wild wild west_

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>>12398343
Swallow your pride!

Don't let your lip react!

You don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at!

>> No.12398362

>>12397866
feel when patchouli would rather drop the coke bottles and get yelled at by her boss than let a gross weeb neckbeard look at her sexy body

>> No.12398370

>>12397866
dipshit not noticing she's dropping the bottles, she's so fucking fired.

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>>12398245

Blue field on left you goddamn communist terrorists

>> No.12398402

>>12398397
Wait a second, that's not the spoiler thumbnail anymore!

>> No.12398407

>>12398362
>>12398370
It's okay. She can use magic and catch the bottles before they fall!

>> No.12398411

>>12398407
she doesn't even know they're falling cause she's looking at something else, what a dumb, irresponsible bitch.

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>> No.12398460 [DELETED] 

>>12398402
>anymore

It never was.

>> No.12398469
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Tastes like Freedom

>> No.12398491

>>12398469
If I could go to Gensokyo I would bring a bucket of fried chicken so I could watch the girls' faces as they taste a human American delicacy.

>> No.12398992

>>12398491
You have shit taste.

What you bring is a smoking hot Philly with seasoned steak, provolone cheese, grilled onions, bell peppers, and mushrooms. All served on a freshly baked sesame seed bun. Now that is delicious.

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It's canon that they hang the American flag on the wall

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Marisa got a purple heart fighting the Germans

>> No.12399577

>>12398231

Germany may have lost two world wars but their food shall rule for a thousand years.

>> No.12399641

>>12398307
I hope you get beaten up at the next drunken touhou barn party.

>> No.12399644

>>12399056
>Medic Shanghai
My heart can't take it, in a variety of ways.

>> No.12399663

>>12399641
When I was growing up I was scared about alcohol because my mom would always drink after my dad yelled at her. She acted weird and it scared me. I want to have a party with 2hus where they show me that drinking can be fun and not just for handling sad feelings.

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>>12399663
Maybe somewhere between the two..

>> No.12399947

>>12399913
Sanae is such a party pooper, not even kasen is as bad as her.

>> No.12400309

>>12398134
at least those who aren't from the south/bible belt. that place is where dragons roam and freedom is put on the same level as satan.

>> No.12400320

Plot twist: Gensokyo was a post-Obama America all along.

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>>12399577
>German food
>Ruling anything

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>>12398307
Suika is a nice American drunkard

>> No.12400388

>>12398469
I was disappointed when this picture wasn't Yuugi.

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>>12400388
I've got American Yuugi too

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>>12400309
>muh liberal gay communist multicultural politically correct socialist utopia

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>>12400411
Yuggi sure does love to show off her American bikini

>> No.12400427

>>12400418
*Yuugi*

>> No.12400429

>>12400414
I don't see that poster saying that anywhere, dude! You can't just misuse the quote function like that!

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>>12400418
BIG
AMERICAN
FREEDOMS

>> No.12400435

>>12400427
Yuugi's yuggies!

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>>12400429
>you can't misuse the quote function like that

whatever I do what I want, try to stop me

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>> No.12400695

>>12400467

Reimu is a fucking giant in this one.

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as a regular mouse poster i can ensure that nazrin is from minsk

>> No.12400728

>>12399049
Further proof that the Three Fairies are the best Touhous.

>> No.12401027

>>12398200
I went to an inn-n-out that did that, can't remember where.

>> No.12401146

>>12398200
>cute girls
Those don't exist anymore, also you can't discriminate gainst fatties and uggos in hiring.

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>>12398291

This man understands

Southern Belle Yuuka is the stuff dreams are made out of

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12401877

what is this expression supposed to convey?

>> No.12401881

>>12401877
I'm glad to see you're here but I'm also really really high right now.

>> No.12401887

>>12401877
Being baked

>> No.12401898

>>12401877
satisfaction

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>>12401870
Indeed

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>>12401877
fuckin' blitzed

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>>12401881
>>12401887
I want Yuuka to live in Colorado with me

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>>12402255
Managing a Medical Marijuana dispensary and taking it easy with a comfy income for the rest of your days with Yuuka!

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burger :DDDD

>> No.12402285

>>12402268
>Medical Marijuana
What's this outdated fascist shit?

We'd just run a farm bro. In the mountains. Eating elk and smoking trees.

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>>12402285
Even better

>> No.12402291

Russia is trying to shutdown the burgers

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>>12402281
:DDD

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>> No.12402359

>>12402303
Cute girls eating cute hamburgers !!

>> No.12404779

>>12402281

Jesus CHRIST what is wrong with her eyes?

>> No.12404804

I love Alice the most, but Patchouli is lewdest

>> No.12405341
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12405341

Just had a hamburger for dinner
Local ground beef, avocado, onion, jersey tomato, and bread & butter pickles on an english muffin
It was good
Thank you

>> No.12405635

>>12405341
lol look at this FAGLORD not just going to mcdo or the BK

ahahah what a fucking burgscrub.

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>>12405635
I enjoy mostly all burgers
Home made, gourmet, and fastfood burgers can all be enjoyable in their own right

>> No.12405650

>>12399056
>Maschinenpistole 40
No, according to your pic, she was fighting the burgers.

>> No.12405862

>>12401027
Probably California or a neighboring state. Our in-n-outs don't.

>> No.12405868

>>12405650
>Tommy gun around waist
>Fighting against the Burg-os

>> No.12408545

this frozen item claims to be a burger but it is in a pita pocket

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>>12408545

>> No.12410753

>>12405641
why is aya interrupting reimu's freedom burger eating.

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>>12405341
>avocado
Ew.

>> No.12411459

Which 2hu would put on some tight fitting jeans and square dance to Conway Twitty with me?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7UHlTbBTU8

>> No.12411472

Touhou's in daisy dukes?

>> No.12411476

>>12411376
Avocados make any thing into gourmet foods

>> No.12411482

>>12411476
Avacados are shit, just like your taste. Please die.

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>>12410753
Aya doesn't know the sanctity of the burg'.

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>>12411376
What is this I see? Avocado's are YHWH's gift to Humanity! Where do you live, anon?

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>>12411376
You're correct and I'd like to be your friend!

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>>12411499
I guess you can say she'll make you holey.

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>>12411532
Fuck off, Carlos.

>> No.12411709

>>12400309
Go away pinko!

>> No.12417107

What's the thing on her hand?

>> No.12417190

>>12401877
Fecundity

>> No.12417286

>>12401877
The pleasure of being cummed inside

>> No.12417307

>>12400702
mouseposting is against the rules you know

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>>12417307
Prove it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScVi_L817ec

>> No.12420133

>>12420100
Where's Youmu with mayo-covered burger dot jpeg?

>> No.12420549

>>12397866
This.
>>12397870
No fatmurrican in my 2hu'z plz.

>> No.12420562

>>12400354
Hehe...Howdy partner...hic!

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>>12401877
post more druggie 2hus

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>>12411532

>> No.12420592

>>12398134
We're inherently lewd, but we like to say we're not because either family values or sexism

>> No.12420593

>>12398200
They don't do that anymore. The drive-in was taken down by the rise of McDonaldism

>> No.12420595

>>12401877
Is Juri good for a beginner?? inside

>> No.12420596

>>12398992
My cullinary nigger

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>>12400351
You have no clue if you think it isn't.

>> No.12423247

I wanna eat Patchy's hamburgers with my mouth and hands.

>> No.12423264

Hi this is Guy Fieri and today were going to Gensokyo to Reimu's Famous Burgers and Fries.

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>>12423264
What will ya have Guy?

>> No.12423564

>>12401877

Whether or not juri is good for a beginner

>> No.12424362

>>12398075
you're thinking of /co/ and/or /tg/

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God damn it, /jp/. This thread made me really want a burger. It's 2am and the only place open is fucking mcdonalds. I can't even take my bike to offset the fact that I'm going to ingest two days calories in 30 minutes because only the drive through is open.

>> No.12424432

>>12424420
>two days calories in 30 minutes
Are you an anemic amputee?

>> No.12424468

>>12424420
Sorry if it's a stupid question, I don't eat fast-food, but can't you just drive through the drive-through with a bike?

>> No.12428415 [DELETED] 

burg

>> No.12428485

>>12424420
>>12424468
I say do it anyway. I mean, even if you're not "supposed" to do it, would they really tell you "no sir we can't take your order, you don't have a car?"

>> No.12432980 [DELETED] 

burg

>> No.12433141

>>12428485
I did that once. They served me but asked me to go inside next time.

>> No.12434856

>>12428485
They might not serve you if you walk up to the drive thru, because of some dumb safety reason.

It's pretty annoying to truck drivers.

>> No.12439965

chy

>> No.12440784

>>12405650
That's clearly supposed to be a Thompson.

>> No.12440823

>>12400695
Tht's just the perspective. Marisa is further behind.

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