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12408927 No.12408927[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Why is Patchy so fat?

>> No.12408940
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>>12408927
cuz she eat a lot

Why is Reimu so poor?

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>>12408927
Epic meme bro ;)

>> No.12408955
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>implying you still wouldn't stick in it

>> No.12408964

sedentary lifestyle and bad diet

>> No.12408990

>>12408964
I read that as secondary life style.

>> No.12408996

Youkai are shaped by human beliefs.
Patchouli has lots of black fans, so she has become fat to match their ideals.

>> No.12409004
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>> No.12409021
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>>12408948
doesnt mean its not true

>> No.12409028
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>>12408996
>Patchouli has lots of black fans, so she has become fat to match their ideals.
Hey! I disagree.

>> No.12409041

>>12408955
Do you think I could get Shrek to kiss me?

>> No.12409051
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>>12409041
Here she comes, it's 2hu Shrek! Give her a kiss on the cheek!

>> No.12409060
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>>12408955
patchy is basically a pillow that reads a lot

>> No.12409081

>>12408927
Sigh... I'll never be able to cuddle perfection like that...

>> No.12409084
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Cushion for the pushin'
Dough for the kneadin'

>> No.12409107

>>12408927
to support dat ass

>> No.12409120

>>12408955
Stick it in what? The rolls of her fat?

>> No.12409125
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>>12408927
that ribbed back is nasty.

stop posting Fatchy!

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>>12409125
They're back rolls and she has them because she likes to rest a pie on her tummy and eat it like a sea otter.

>> No.12409166

>>12409161
thats a cute haircut

>> No.12409203

>>12409166
well patchy is a cute girl

>> No.12409255

>>12408927
Are those back-abs?

>> No.12409259

>>12409255
How many reverse situps can you do, punk?

>> No.12409307

>>12409161
There's something wrong with this picture, it doesn't show the man's hands gripping on patchy's delicious curves.

>> No.12409319

>>12409259
Those are called back extensions.

>> No.12409326

>>12409161
what do you think she can cut with those elbows?

>> No.12409348

>>12408955
Silly anon, I want to stick it in Patchu exactly because she's so fat. Cutefat.

>> No.12409351

>>12409120
yea

>> No.12409356

Whats like to take a bath with Patchouli?

>> No.12409585

>>12409356

Like swimming with a manatee

>> No.12409599

>>12409356
you wouldn't fit

>> No.12409789

>>12409585
Is patchy really that majestic?

>> No.12409942

>>12409789

It's especially majestic when she smooshes face first into the bathtub sides so that her head disappears into her neck folds, and then slowly returns to normal like a self-expanding accordion.

>> No.12409962

>>12409942
Wat

>> No.12410007
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patchy is half pig and half magician

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>>12409962

>> No.12410708

>>12409255
They're supposed to be back boobs, but Japan can't into fatties unless they're 250kg, despite McDonalds' increasing effect on their average weight

>> No.12410720
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>>12410708
>despite McDonalds' increasing effect on their average weight

>> No.12411051

>>12409161
I want to finger her Belly button

>> No.12411077

>>12408940
shrine maiden job is not very profitable

>> No.12411116

>>12408927
why is patchy so segmented?

>> No.12411689
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12411689

This is Patchouli's OFFICIAL art.
Notice how her dress aren't being pushed out due to the lack of massive bellyfat gut like everyone seems to think she has. She can only be as large as her clothes indicate.

Patche isn't fat.

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>>12411689
pache is hiding her rolls with her big dress

just like fat people hide their fat rolls by wearing XXXXL hawaiian shirts

>> No.12411708

>>12411697
Wouldn't her sprite be much larger/wider than the other characters in Soku if she was truly fat?

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>>12408927
>Why is Patchy so fat?

Koa still loves Patchy.

>> No.12411773

>>12411697
Not all fat people have rolls. Some have smooth, plump flesh like toddlers. It's great. Not that I'm a lolicon or anything.

>> No.12411782
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>>12411689
Isn't that picture like 12 years old? Patchy is a big girl now.

>> No.12411798

Please do not sexualize Patchouli.

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>>12411782
Go figure

>> No.12411831

>>12411798
Its her fault for having such a soft lewd body.

>> No.12411852

>>12411782
dat hood

>> No.12411853

>>12411831
Some of these pics are too thick.

Has anyone else noticed that h-manga and ero doujinshi with thick girls has been increasing a lot? I was browsing my old ero collection (circa 2005-2007) and noticed no thickness. Now look at C86 and any modern h-mange, ton and tons of thickness.

>> No.12411906
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12411906

Patchy will never envelope me in a big hug ;-;

>> No.12412294

The better question is:
Why is Patchy so shit?

>> No.12412594

>>12411689
even remilia calls her fat in iamp.

>> No.12412614
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No, the cushy, healthy one is Koakuma
Patchouli forgets to eat and is just skin and bone

>> No.12412730

>>12412614
Clearly the succubus has been using her lesboluciferian rites to steal the wizard's life force, represented by bodyfat.

>> No.12412737

>>12412730
Summoning demons has always had a price. Patchy's secret weight loss. Demonic summoning!

>> No.12412774
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>>12412737
So are there a bunch of chubby succubi managing Patchy's library?

>> No.12412990

>>12411906
Envelope is probably an understatement.

>> No.12413154

>>12408927
Why is your mother so fat?

>> No.12413191

>>12408927
it's just a baggy robe, you dorks...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhZ8BVL6r8

>> No.12413197

>>12408927
it's just a baggy robe, you dorks...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHhZ8BVL6r8
:[

>> No.12413246

>>12408996
Black Damashii fans

>> No.12413442

>>12413197
Just accept shes gotten pudgy since the last game anon. In sure if you ask nicely she'll let you use her thighs as a pillow.

>> No.12413654

>>12411853
average weight has gone up. Remember the obesity law they passed?

>> No.12414629

>>12408927
What did Fatchouli do to warren arrest?

>> No.12414632

>>12414629
Refusing to pull over.

>> No.12414645
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>>12414632
Clever.

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>>12411853
Japan is Americanizing

>> No.12414721

>>12414676
America's average bmi seems to be on either extreme, and their ideal is firmly skinny, so you get very few of the idealized "chubby", in porn/elsewhere.

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>>12414721
Shhhh...
Let the Freedom flow through you

>> No.12415176

>>12414737
Where did suwacky go?

>> No.12415235

>>12408940
No donations.

>> No.12415272

>>12414737
It'd let my freedom flow through Kanakp, if you know what I mean

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>>12415272

>> No.12415342

>>12411853
Otaku from years ago finally hit a really late puberty and now they are high test alphas looking for some wide hipped bitches. Soon manga wont be enough and they'll go and make the new generation of videogame/sportscars/anime makers.

>> No.12415366

>>12415280
oh jeez oh no oh my

why is she wearing a Euro-American bikini, it's got my party pole a-pulsing

>> No.12416331

Patchy reminds me of that awkward fat goth chick from highschool. Worst 2hu

>> No.12416364

>>12415280
Those fans are lame. There's a regular fan in the base.

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>>12415366
Because they wish to be liberated by American pillars of freedom and liberty

>> No.12416513

>>12412774
and Patchy eats them once in a while for sustenance

>> No.12417266
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What's the matter patchy, why are you drooling? Are you hungry, do you need some yumyums? Okay, let's go get you some yumyums, but we need to do a few tricks to make your fresh warm silky treat to come first!

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>>12417266

Dude wtf she's just not used to holding hands, it gets her all flustered and stuff. Why you gotta be all weird 'n shit?

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>>12417346
It's good for Pattyfats health when you tease her and play with her fat!

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>>12417388
Patchy's got a nice ass.

>> No.12422757

Is there even a single pair of pants in Gensokyo which can fit Patchouli?

>> No.12422987

>>12422757
Rinnosuke's are too tall and Mokou's are too big. No one else is rich enough to afford pants.

>> No.12423230

Muscle Patchy?

>> No.12423236
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>>12423230
Imagine...

>> No.12423463

>>12411802
6 = flat
14 = breasts despite wearing a bust-flattening sarashi

>> No.12423875

I want to tickle the patchouli.

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Big fat Patch tats.

>> No.12424043

>>12424028
Her head in proportion to the rest of her looks scary and wrong.

>> No.12426499
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Tender sex with Patchouli!

>> No.12426631

>>12408955
I just want to tease and grope her belly and thick thighs!

>> No.12426679

>>12426631
I want to take her to a nice restaurant, encourage her to order one of the most fattening meals on the menu and order desert regardless if she wants it or not. I hope she will get embarrassed.

>> No.12426684

>>12426679
Patchy gonna get a big flab belly slap!

>> No.12426715

>>12408955
I want to have cute sex with a chubby (not too fat) Patchy and be on the bottom! Not only would I have a nice view, but I'd have her belly hanging down and resting on me! I would also play with her big fatty breasts and hold her hands.

>> No.12426742

>>12422987
Guess she'll have to walk around naked!

>> No.12426750

>>12426742
She could use her magic to turn me into pants, I wouldn't mind being worn by her.

>> No.12426776

>>12426715
>mfw living this dream with a qt3.14 gf.
It's a good feel, /jp/. It's especially fun when your bare bellies touch during aftersex hugs

>> No.12427163

>>12426776
who the fuck are you quoting.

>> No.12427196

>>12427163
TN note: "mfw" stands for "my face when", a popular saying on the other boards of 4chan. Often its usage involves knowingly misusing the quoting feature.

Look everyone! He's quoting his face! That's pretty funny.

>> No.12427210

>>12427196
who the fuck were you quoting.

>> No.12427244

I want to fuck Patchouli!

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>>12427244
This one gets it!

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>>12427356
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER FAAAAAAACE?

>> No.12430688

We've been thinking about this the wrong way. Patchouli doesn't wear robes to hide her fat. She wears them to hide her long, wrinkly, dangling labia.

>> No.12430718

>>12430688
Gross!

>> No.12430762

>>12430688
>2hoes
>wrinkles
you wot mate

>> No.12430925
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>>12430688
She wears them because they're comfy as fuck, fag.

>> No.12431063

>>12430925
She wet the bed.

>> No.12432888
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>>12431063
Just because you wish it doesn't make it true.

>> No.12434887

>>12432888
I just like ruining the image for others.

>> No.12439964

pat

>> No.12442181
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>>12439964
has fat tats

>> No.12445025

Because asthma makes it hard to exercise.

>> No.12445045
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Patchouli is the sort of girl who would forget to eat because she's reading a really engaging book.

>> No.12445078
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Patchouli bakes you cookies. It's her first time making sweets.

Were they any good? Or did she fill her head with useless cooking knowledge?

>> No.12445087

>>12445045
That's no good. Would you cook for the Patchy when she suddenly realizes how hungry she is?

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>>12411853
We live in a golden age.

>> No.12445138

>>12445087
Sakuya will stop time and present her own entrée as you step inside.

>> No.12445206

>>12415342
Why are thick girls associated with high T? I'm really curious.

>> No.12446228

>>12411853
I hope muscle girls becomes the next fad

>> No.12448192

>>12445206
Still curious.

>> No.12449134
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Garter belts drive me NUTS.

>> No.12452936

patty fatty 5x4

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