/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12383038
>Subject in the name field
This is why I don't make threads, fuck. Shows on the catalog so shouldn't be any duplicate threads at least.

Who is your favourite lamia and why is it alice?

>>12383062
She was annoying. Getting called an idiot every 10 seconds got old really fast.

>>12383062

Doesn't she try to eat you?

Fuck that.

Reminder

http://i.imgur.com/uLMXn9t.jpg

>>12383068
You've got to look for the cute glimpses and the eventual lovey dovey

>>12383074

What the fuck, Less?

>>12383075
>the eventual lovey dovey
I didn't really see it. I guess being insulted makes me too angry.

>>12383074
I like it.

>>12383082
You combine your love into an energy attack to defeat an evil god.

And then you get married and have kids, its cute. Also she was constantly getting jealous and making faces at other girls

>I like it

You would

>>12383078
It's a cute Apophis doing cute Pharaoh removal things

Whats not to like

>>12383086

But I prefer Pharaoh to grapes.
Grape snake is all about poisoning you into liking her, whilst Pharaoh is all about you ruling alongside her.

So your choice is being a junkie or having power. I dislike both, but being a junkie would suck balls.

>>12383038
Please, if you're insisting on posting off-topic threads here, atleast keep the OP consistent.

Pic related, you guys are unable to keep to one OP.

>It's hard to not piss in somebodies Cheerios when they eat it out of the toilet

>>12383102

Are you that autistic? There are plenty of threads that piss me off, but you don't see me storming in and whining about them.

>>12383074
>Guro

>>12383123
Yes, he is.

Can we get some ghosts in here?

Where my dragon brothers at?

>>12383102
>Can't read the first reply
>Posts anyway
At least you are trying to using a filter. /Monster Girl/i;op:only; in 4chanX subject/comment section would get anything, since the criteria is in the filter comment section, too. Thanks for posting, though.

>>12383149
Damn, that's a nice tail.

>>12383149

>>12383149
I prefer lizard girls but dragons are ok

>>12383149

>>12383084
It's hot because part 3 is one big NTR. Every time you lose she is forced to watch as her husbando being raped/eaten/squeezed to death in her helpless loli body

>>12383149

This one is possibly a little on the scaly side, but still cute I guess

>>12383182
>losing
>even once

>>12383038
My name and update of my new story are in the ELH and LDR page. Feels good man.

Now to write some Cazador sex.

>tfw it's hot as balls outside
>can't afford to run the A/C
>no yuki onna to keep the room at a livable temp

>>12383184
>Still cute.
Brother she's hot.

>Taking dragon waifu outside during the winter months.
>Go to a restaurant, and order her some delicious oyster.
>Watch as she adorably tries to eat it.

>>12383182
And even if you don't lose, the spirits still fuck him.
Bet he's always thinking about dat mudpussy while being fucked by Alice.

>>12383193
I don't know what I've been told

Yuki Onna pussy is mighty cold

Please, no image spam.

Let's savor the 301 images we get in a couple days, eh?

>>12383197
>Oysters
>Not Barbeque

>>12383204
Anything to get me outta these 100+ temps, man.

>>12383197
>>12383206
Hell, just give her raw meat, and she can barbecue it herself. Or she could be a dragon chef at a nice restaurant.

>>12383209
It's not the heat that's awful. It's the HUMIDITY.
100+ degree weather with low humidity is very nice.

>>12383204
>I don't know BUT I've been told
ftft

>>12383205
Don't worry I deleted my image. Now it can be used for a kamen rider reaction image

>>12383215
*FTFY
Maybe I should go to bed.

>>12383215
>>12383222
Or you can stay up and drink, like me.

>>12383226
Bourbon wins!
Also, I am hard at work on another update to Spider and the Fly, so /k/ommandos rejoice!

>>12383193

My only problem with Yuki Onnas is that when they're pissed, they create a fuckhuge blizzard everywhere. Snow is nice and all, fucking everything over around you just because you're having a bad day is a dick move.

>>12383228
>Bourbon

I'm enjoying some single malt Scotch.

>>12383226
That's what I'm doin', anon.

Just gotta beer until it's cool.

>>12383228

>Muscular jinkos/catgirls with huge guns

My dick. If I found myself in a world with monster girls I swear I would be a massive slut.

>>12383188
>not losing to every monster
Do you even shota?

>>12383239
I smell heresy.

>>12383232
That AK is gross. I need drawfags to make more Operatan Monstergirls. If anyone's out there, I could sure go for a Jinko/tigergirl (I need smaller paws to operate firearms) that looks like Balalaika
>>12383237
Don't worry, I got more of that on the way.
In case you haven't read it
http://pastebin.com/7yrKL6dj
is what I have so far

>>12383232

Ale for me.
I wonder if Onis would find me a pussy for it. After all, I bet they drink spirits like water from an early age.

>>12383245
they'd probably force a funnel or beer bong down your throat and pour sake down it

>>12383250
Sake is fucking lean as fuck. Tastes of jack shit and low % as well.

>>12383245
>Ale
A man enjoys what he enjoys.
No need to belittle him for his choice.

>>12383260

Onis confirmed for posers?

>>12383250
>Sake down a beer bong

>>12383250
It'll get a decent buzz going, but no oni will get tanked from sake. You've gotta at least step up to shochu or awamori.

>>12383260
Depends. I've drunk some damn good sake that tastes of sweet rice. You just need the good shit.

>You will never have a litter of both puppy girls and kitten girls
>The firstborns of the litter start off hissing and barking at each other
>But through your love for both of them and their love of you they become the closest friends.
Why even live?

>>12383264
They do drink a lot of sake. A lot of any booze will get you drunk. What if they can't handle their tequila? Would you take advantage of it?

>>12383272
The idea of humbling an oni with superior Scandinavian alcohol pleases me greatly. On that note, would you a Jotun girl?

>>12383271

Eh. I hate kids, but I fucking love kittens. I'm not sure how I'd react to them.

>Change headcanon that Nekomata kids mostly stay as kittens to feel small and safe

Ah, that's better.

>>12383212
That reminds me of an old store one anon was trying to put toghether.

>Be a chef
>Meet Dragon eating what looks to be a horrible charred piece of meat, apparently she just blasts raw meat for a few seconds with full-power fire breath
>Show her the intricacies of proper barbeque
>She tells her friends, sudden surge of aspiring dragon chefs trying to make a show of cooking with their fire breath
Would be a fun story.

>>12383272
>What if they can't handle their tequila?

Tequila is an accursed drink. Never ends in an unregrettable night.

And yes, I would.

It just occurred to me that if the Oni's favourite tactic is getting a man drunk, then surely they have a common problem with whiskey dick?

>>12383276
Fucking absolut. Fucking dangerous with mineral water.

We had some pretty decent discussion about it the other night, maybe we can have some this morning. That Monster Girl Game is letting people vote for which expansion to do once it's released, what do you guys think it should be?

http://strawpoll.me/2361128

>>12383276
>would you a Jotun girl
Show me one and we'll talk

>>12383278
10/10. It's not shit.

>>12383245
Oni waifu's trying to sleep.

>>12383286
they probably can hit that magic sweet spot between turned on and shitfaced. Or they just beat them.

Wow i actually thought for a moment that this was fucking /vg/.

Please contain yourselves.

>>12383277
>I hate kids
>Not wanting a cute Ryu Daughteru
>Not taking her to the beach and race eachother
>Not going on a picknic together
>Not taking her to an Arizona gun range and firing fully automatic weapons together

>>12383291
Basically an icy amazon. In norse mythology they're a bunch of ice giants. In KC land they are basically yuki-ona cross an amazon.

>>12383190
Now lets see, while I'm working on getting my ideas and thoughts on what to do for my fallout story:

Deathclaws - Tall, busty with long horns. Large, powerful rending claws and powerful arms. They love to push their partners down and ride them cowgirl style, holding them down with their large hands as they bounce on top of them. Devoted family structure, with mature queens and younger sisters. Males who devote themselves are allowed into the family structure. Can still be incredibly dangerous and territorial.

Geckos - Vary. Packs most often include younger geckos who are freshly hatched, bounding around together looking for sex and fresh water and shade. Often tend to range from mid-teen to loli in form. Adult Geckos deeper in caves and can be varied in type, often having taken their men in. Love to corner lone guys coming for water at goodsprings or elsewhere.

Ghouls - Feral, ghoulified females. They can vary differently. Look like the Ghouls from the game. The ferals are vicious monsters, who can be rapist cannibals and have no morality and no control and no real mind. No other choice but to kill them when they're coming for you. Non-ferals are as normal women, but with their libido high and partners who want them rare, they often force the issue when they are desperate. Still, they're good people... and while the fear of becoming feral is high, and they have a greatly extended lifespan. They are infertile due to the ammount of radiation, and spending time with a highly irrated one will either kill you, or turn you into a ghoul-like male partner to the ghoul. Some loving partnerships have formed this way, but in other cases a pair of feral Glowing Ones can be seen fucking on the edges of the radiation zones.

>>12383278

>Best BBQ
>Not smoking
>Not the mantra of low and slow
Forget gimmick cooking. I care how it tastes.

>Plot twist. Faceless fat old men crush their dreams in a BBQ off.
>Because everyone knows old fat men make the best BBQ

>>12383301
So would that mean instead of rape, you get snow snow?

>>12383315
Don't forget Scorpions
A lot of them.

>>12383038
Whoa when did that get coloured?!
Has anything else been coloured?

>>12383315

Why not just use the KC Ghouls? Dark skinned chicks with an oral fixation need more love.

>>12383318
God yes. Radscorpion girls. Radscorpion girls /everywhere/.

>>12383315
I would a long-haired amazoness Deathclaw all day every day.

>>12383317
Get the fuck out.

>>12383317
Rape jokes aren't cool.

>>12383193
It's funny.
First thing to came in mind when the subject is a yuki onna is a MILF.
Instead , there are plenty of young ones.
Yuki Onna = naturally an Ara-Ara?

>>12383321
You're right there. I should write my story about the guy who lost his wife and then came to the graveyard after her burial and found the ground of her grave disturbed and tug up. Hearing a noise in a crypt, he calls her name and hears a faint response. Opens up the tomb door and there she is, other ghouls moving back out of the light.

She crawls, naked and dripping, towards him. Mouth open and wanting.

>>12383331
Very. And haha. I love Rosario moms. The Yuki-Onna and the Succubi moms are so hot.

>>12383338
Monster MIFSs soon fellow stalker.

>>12383345
Yesssss. Wonder how TF-chan is doing. Haven't seen her around. Wasn't she supposed to be done in Japan around now?

>>12383278
Seems a nice story.

...

>>12383331
>Yuki Onna = naturally an Ara-Ara?

What is a Yuki Onna, if not an ara-ara?

>>12383360
Stop that.

>>12383360

Homeless paladin with a KFC helmet attacking a succubus with an umbrella.

>>12383364
A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS

>>12383364
A loving wife?

>>12383360

I got nothing, maybe a Diablo girl would be nice

>>12383360
Jiiiii

Draw a cute, amazon, busty Deathclaw girl leaping at the viewer with her arms spread wide.

'DAAAARLIIING!'

>>12383360
>>12383372

Yeah a MILFy Diablo girl doing MILFy things

>>12383372
Mmmm. Glowing pussy.

>>12383371
Yuki onna seems to be really maternal and lovely to her children.
Perfect waifu material for you little yuki daughterous.

>>12383371
Correct.

>>12383370
Incorrect

>>12383372
>Diablo Girl

All she'd do is drop crappy gear even when you have MAX magic find.

>>12383360
Do that Dark Elf idol singer, with some drill hair

>>12383360

How are we supposed to tell the real Less from the impostor?

Oh well, just in case: A Ghoul licking a nervous guy all over

>>12383381
>>12383382
Of course, a big family group hug might result in frostbite.

>>12383375

You do know that a deathclaw girl would pretty much just look like .less's Tarrasque right?

Pushing for literal fanfiction monstergirls. Shame on you friend. The original bios were fun but that's over the line.

>>12383393
Easy, he started tripfagging, this ain't less.

>>12383360
Pegasus girl please

>>12383360
Kotori from Date a Live as a salamander or Lava golem!

>>12383395
Just have the proper equipment and that's OK.

>>12383412
What equipment?

>>12383412
>Ghillie suit

I'm not sniping Russians, I'm hugging my wife and 28 daughters.

>>12383421
>28 daughters
I'm sorry.

>>12383421
>28 daughters
How the fuck is your wife still alive?

>>12383429
>Monster Girl

>>12383421
That's just to protect your family.
Unfortunately you will never doing that dreamed trip to Ibiza or Tahiti with them.

>>12383425
28 yuki-onna daughterus
>I'm sorry

What possible reason would you have to be sad about that?

>>12383432
Monster Girls can still die from birth bro. They may be monsters, but they're still girls.

I just want to come home to a dragon girl laying against our unhatched eggs, keeping them warm and clean.

>>12383438

Not that guy, but MGs are supposed to be much, much stronger than humans. Childbirth probably isn't even painful to them.
I read that some woman actually achieve orgasm during birth, and feel ashamed for it. I assume this is even more common for monsters, without the shame

>>12383434
Other than a crippling demand for food.


>>12383433
I'd rather go to Siberia.

>>12383448
Remember to keep your daugther's egg always warm.

>>12383455
>Females achieve orgasm during birth.
Okay..well knowledge is power. Here's a picture for that information.

>I'd rather go to Siberia.

Speaking of which, I wonder it Mitka found any gold mines there after all.

>>12383461
Don't dick da daughteru

>>12383465
Sometimes you don't have a say in the matter.

>>12383465
Unless she's a Dhampire understood.

>>12383456
>>12383464
I'd love to visit Siberia.
Hunt a few bears, eat the local cuisine, and maybe bring back a few wolverines for the kids.

>>12383469
>Bob will never write Laska/Father smut that doesn't include Zoe

>>12383472
>Dhampire has bigger bust than her mother, and she's giving a cocky smile to her mother about it.
>She can use that to steal her father away from her own mother.
Dhampires really are the enemies of all vampires.

>>12383480
Thankfully.

>>12383472
Do Dhampires give birth to vampires or dhampires?

>>12383465
I didn't meant it.
You have to be an amorous father and protect she from the evils of the world.
Don't be an abusive father.

>>12383472
The father can turn down the dhampir though.
She just won't take him getting treated like a pet/toy.

Who'd a dire wolf here?

>>12383490
>Letting your vampire waifu treat you like a pet in the first place, especially in front of your daughter.
Anon do you need to get smack?

>>12383488
Depends on who they mate with.

>>12383494
I'd every kind of wolf, really. I just want to hear that howling when they reach their climax.

>>12383495
vampire isn't my waifu, and my actual waifu would probably never do that, ever.

>>12383465
Don't tell him what he can and can't do.

>>12383489

I always remember the garrison talk whenever this argument comes up.

>Hello Mr. Anon, I'm your daughter's therapist and I needed to talk with you about a certain sexual situation between you and your daughter
>"I didn't molest my daughter okay! She's mad because I didn't!"
>Well you see, she's surrounded by all this media and stories about "dicking the daughteru" and your attitude makes her feel unattractive and unloved
>"I'm her father. It's not because she's ugly. I didn't do it because it's morally wrong!"
>This is not going to go away Mr. Anon. If you want your daughter to lead a healthy life, you're going to need to do something.

>>12383472

I wish there were HR versions of them.

I love the idea of being a Vampire's adored underling AND a Dhampire's bro.

>>12383506
Probably a lamia.

>>12383488
It's a rare occurrence, has a higher chance of happening if the man the vampire takes as a husband impregnates her while still human.

>>12383490
>The father can turn down the dhampir though.
>not dicking the daughteru

Heaven weeps at your faggotry anon.

>>12383494

I'd love a seven foot tall werewolf childhood friend. She'd protect me from all the MGs out there who just wanted a quick fuck, whilst fighting the urge to jump me the moment we're alone.

I'd attempt writefagging it if were/direwolves weren't already covered by much better writefags.

>>12383514
Would you have sex with your daughteru to save her life?

>>12383527

How the fuck would that even come up?

>>12383531
You don't watch South Park?

>>12383527
Now we have a hard dilemma.

>>12383533

Its been a while.

>>12383536
How did the other ones go? The one where the bartender said that if it happened, he'd just have sex with himself?

>>12383538
Season 3, The Worldwide Recorded Concert. The joke is worth remembering.

Is there a penis monster girl.
She is a big penis and when I kiss her she has cum saliva and when I fuck her, her vagina juices are just semen?

>>12383552
>Recorded
Recorder*, how silly of me.

>>12383556

You... what?

>>12383556
If there's a worm that looks like a dick, I don't see why not.

>>12383556
Well there's Mara.

>>12383561
But it won't be a girl.
It will be a dick, your sickos.

>>12383556
Yeah, there is actually. She is cute.

>>12383556
Well there's that thing from Knights of Sidonia

>>12383522
There's only really one bit of were/direwolf writing, isn't there?

Though I've probably just missed some.

>>12383570
It can be a girl dick. I saw a picture here once of a really big penis and it had an anime face on the head.

>>12383576
teh rei is not cute....

>>12383577
too much monster not enough girl.

>>12383494
Yes.

What is the difference between a werewolf and a direwolf anyway?

Direwolf rapes harder and doesn't call you in the morning?

>>12383522
>I'd attempt writefagging it if were/direwolves weren't already covered by much better writefags.
You can never have too much fluffy love. Get to writing, anon.

>>12383589
Dire wolves are more Dandy

>>12383590

But I'm still trying to write Lich Encounter.

>>12383589
Direwolf is bigger and stronger.

>>12383589

Direwolf girl only comes up to wolfgirl's shoulders, but is almost twice as heavy due to sheer muscle. She's like a caveman wolf waifu.

>>12383594
So, basically direwolf is to werewolf as a minotaur is to holstaur?

>>12383593
Why not combine the two?

>>12383603
Pretty much. But direwolves are not necessarily rape machines.

>>12383603
A Direwolf is like a Wolf, only more Dire.

>>12383603
So together that would make like a bison girl?

>>12383149

Dragonbutt best butt.

>>12383589

>>12383627
Dragons fart sulfur, but otherwise, sure.

How would wurms and ryu give birth?
Live, or eggs?

>>12383635
Remember to be careful when into butt sex to don't get burnt.

>>12383666
Dragons lay eggs, you should know this. Now I want to see a Wurm-mom with her eggs.

>>12383666

The same way the Gods gave birth to Japan in mythologies for Ryuu.

MAGIC.

Wurms would be eggs imo, given how fucking large they are.

>>12383670
So, where the fuck is the reverse scale?

>>12383676

Wurm eggs must be fucking hardcore. I can't imagine something as strong and dumb as a Wurm would be too careful around them.

>>12383695
Oh I'm sure you'll have a great time figuring it out.
>>12383702
Wurm eggs are hard and the little Wurms develop thick skull to break out of them. Sometimes the impact has an effect on their mental faculties.

>>12383695
Somewhere. It's in reverse so finding it should be easy after thoroughly evaluating her body.

Also can somebody make a list of the easy to get waifu's -> you have to go through living hell/near death to get monster girl list of MG's in MGE?

>>12383715

Depends on what you mean by living Hell, because most of the MGs are pretty easy to get.

Unless you're talking about them actually loving you as more than a semen dispenser, because there's quite a few who require certain things.

>>12383737
By living hell I mean you have to do some long adventure, or be incredibly strong in order to attract them. Or something that puts your life on the line.

>>12383747

I can think of several then.

Dragon Family: Dragon, Wyvern

Lamia Family: Echidna, Apophis

Succubus Family: Vampire

Worm Family: Sandworm

Elemental Family: Lava Golem

All of them either treat you like shit until your prove yourself, or are hazardous to your health and/or psyche.

>>12383747
I imagine a Phoenix would be difficult to get to, as they're rare.

>>12383514
Oh wow I had forgotten that episode. I'm imagining garrison as a dhampir now. Help.

>>12383774
>Phoenix
Would you do the Infernal dance with the firebird, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ashMSM_kc4M

>>12383774
Though it's the poor Phoenix Girl who has to go through hell as her mate eventually dies and she doesn't. Ever.
>>12383785
Try to imagine Janet Garrison as a Dhampir, that might be slightly less disturbing.

>>12383788
I'm not much of a dancer, but sure. Every man should dance with their waifu in the pale moonlight, whether their waifu be a Devil or not.

>>12383149
>>12383160
>>12383168
/tg/ here. Very tempted to go all "You call *that* a sexulised dragon!?" on this thread. But that would probably upset someone, so I'll just watch, amused.
>>12383184
Ha.

>>12383796
If you have a more sexualized Dragon that's not NSFW material, do share.

>>12383796
Think you're hot stuff, huh? Show us what you got

>>12383795
I wonder how dancing with a lamia would look like.
Hopefully she wouldn't mind too much that I can't actually dance at all.

>>12383796
Fuck off, subhuman trash.

>>12383789
>Janet Garrison
You're making it worse anon.

>>12383812
>Dancing with a Lamia
Belly dancing. Sensual belly dancing. Dem hips don't lie.
>>12383817
But she's a beautiful woman!

>>12383803
>>12383811
Spoilered to save the delicate sensibilities of this board.

>>12383825
Fuck off.

pegasus girl for pegasus anon

i might continue on this or not. horse/bird thing pussy

>>12383825
This is a Christian board.

>>12383825

>>12383825
This is bestiality. Shame on you.

>>12383825
Go away.

>>12383830

less where's the Apophis seduction.

>>12383830
Please do the Dark Elf Idol with the ojousama drills. Pwetty pwease with sugaw on top?

>>12383830
Cute.

>>12383825
This is the work of one who consorts with beasts.

>>12383830
I wonder what the Sabbath might think of her.

>>12383830
Draw Papibutt

>>12383830
oops, wrong image

>>12383836
you meant this?

http://i.imgur.com/uLMXn9t.jpg

>>12383822
It would be nice.

>>12383856
What a butterface.

>>12383712
>wurm baby is hatched without needing to break out, therefore not giving it brain damage
>it turns out to be very intelligent
I just want a wurm in glasses

>>12383847
>DFC
I had in mind a more larger chest, but not huge, but hey this is great!
Looks very elegant.

>>12383864
>literal Bookwurm
Nice. Somebody should write a story about her. Not me though.

>>12383862
That's the only one bellydancer I've found.
And I'm too much lazy to find another one.

>>12383867
Nigga that's like a B at least, hardly DFC

Wait, what? Did you guys gets kicked out of vg and immigrate to the /jp/ of all places?

>>12383878
>kicked out of vg
What?

>>12383882

I assumed this was the mgq general.

>>12383884
Those are still around. And bigger than before, now that MGQ:P demo is out. This is /a/'s thread.

>>12383884
It is not.

>>12383884
No, this is Monster Girl General from /a/.

>>12383878
Compared to /a/ and their hypocrisy, /jp is an improvement.

>>12383877
Compared to other MGs? I see it's not completelt flat, but you know what I mean.

>>12383877
Maybe in Nipland. That's a Burgerland A or smaller.

>>12383896
Pegasi are Greek, right? What're their standards?

>>12383896
Are you seriously implying A - B cups aren't god tier?

>>12383902

No, I'm saying I've dated real women with A-cups bigger than that. No way in hell is it a B.

>>12383902
As long as she isn't a birdbrain in a horse body it will be OK.

>>12383910
Oh in which case I totally agree. I've dated women with all cups sizes, that's definitely an A cup

>>12383854

No, I mean the kind of seduction where the Apophis has her tail wrapped around one of the legs of the Pharaoh.

Her hands pinning her prey to the bed as the Pharaoh isn't able to close her legs and the grape snake is pulling her breast wrappings off with her mouth, a flush of red on both of their faces.

The kind of seduction where the Pharaoh is absolutely terrified by the intents of the Apophis, a hickey on her neck from the "bites" she was given earlier by the snake.

Guys please.

>>12383913
>Snake cloaca

>>12383830
>>12383847
Please do, she looks nice.

>>12383913
>Miia talking shit about bird brain when she herself is retarded.
At least Papi got da butt.

>>12383917

>/u/

>/out/

>>12383913

I'm confused by her panties.

Where's the waistband? Or are her scales removable and the waistband is underneath?

Maybe it's painted-on panties, that would be lewd but acceptable.

>>12383934
It's a stick-on

>>12383928
I've said this before:
All of them are retarded.
Except Polt, she is perfect

>>12383934
It's like a triangle. that's all

>>12383830
A loli wyrm trick-or-treating with her dad. In a princess costume.

>>12383934

>Not understanding the glory of the dorito
You're really really new aren't you?

>>12383942

What keeps it on?

>>12383945
Sticky pussy juice because she's turned on by being around darling so much

Separation causes it to fall off

>>12383830
A vampire biting her husband with affection.

>>12383945
It sticks to her crotch.
See chapter 2 or 3 and you will see that.

>>12383942
>>12383940
Suddenly I'm recalling the old Doritos thing...

>>12383928
Would you let Papi twerk for you

>>12383929

>Not realizing Apophi and Pharaohs have hatesex all the time

It's the only logical conclusion.

>>12383928
Papi is on a whole other level of retardation.
Like incapable of functioning

>>12383944

I didn't know they made doritos that big!

>>12383958
>Twerk
she's a bird brain, not a sub human
>>12383960
Yeah, but lamia are supposed to be smart, and Miia drops the ball hard on that one. Harpies are pretty dumb to begin with. Given the choice between the two, I'd pick Papi cuz a dat butt. Best girl is Rachnee anyway.

>>12383958
>twerk
Disgusting.

>>12383958
Fuck off.

>>12383972
>>12383976
>>12383977
Gayboys

>>12383876
Have another.

I want to be the monster girl

>>12383997
Black guy.

>>12384012
Uh, you don't get to bring Fursonas.

>>12384012
Why? Do you want a bunch of somewhat unsightly neckbeards with below average social skills lusting after you?

>>12384012
That's stupid.

>>12383999
Thanks

>>12384025
>Below average social skills
I'll have you know that's correct

>>12384013
Male with actual interest in females.

>>12383887
>This is /a/'s thread
then why is it on /jp/

>>12384012
Of course. Alps are upstanding members of the monster girl community.

>>12384059
>Male with disgusting preferences
ftfy

>>12384062
Posting standards. Besides, have you been to /a/? Only 50% of the shit on there is actually related to anime and manga. It's catching up to /v/.

>>12384071
General threads are about as low on the posting standard spectrum that you can get

>>12384068
2D can't fuck you back anon.

>>12384071

I swear we'll be back by the end of the year. /a/ is turning into a complete shit pit anyway, with shit like the buyfag and japanese threads being there. Why we and the idolmaster threads were removed and they weren't is a fucking mystery.

>>12384063

>SJW Alp who fucks with men knowing that s/he used to be male
>Teases them relentlessly without getting too sexual
>Complains of the throbbing in her stomach, and why her body has to be so stupidly sensitive to heat around her best friend
>Tells him that if he helps her masturbate it'll be k
>Has to convince herself that sex is just "hardcore masturbation"
>Licks the sticky white stuff from her face afterwards, her breasts growing and her hips widening
>"Ara ara~ You've always liked girls like this, haven't you~"

It hurts to live.

>>12384092
>posting standards
>on 4chan

>>12384101
Epic, greentexting /a/ro, i know that feelaroonio.

>>12384104
/jp/ used to be the only board not full of >implying and epic reaction faces and spoiler text bullshit. You guys have ruined it.

Well /jp/ gets invaded all the time anyway. Some idiots will come around eventually and spam your thread in earnest along with the rest of the board.

>>12383074
>That elegant bra
>That skirt?
>That shirt she's not wearing?

So is she just a high school student who killed her Pharaoh classmate, or am I just not seeing this right? Either way, She was supposed to make a friendship pact with her, not kill her.
>That bra though!

>>12384131
OK.

>>12384131
I'm in favour of bullying those who do that, but not of removing the monster girl thread from /jp/. Bully them until they stop.

>>12384104
Welcome to everyone's general reaction

>>12383074
>http://i.imgur.com/uLMXn9t.jpg

Can we have this coloured?

>>12384161
No, fuck less for ever drawing this. He's becoming as bad as Bob, just with shittier taste in MGs.

>>12384172
Giantess a shit.
>>12384173
Cool your tits man.

>>12384173
Why are you so upset, anon?
I think it's a very nice drawing.

>>12384179
>>12384182
>Hates on Mero for being a murderer
>Nah man it's okay, when an Apophis does it it's cute
Double standards

>>12384187
Monstergirl murder is wrong no matter how you look at it. Monstergirl on Monstergirl violence is tragic.

>>12384187
Unlike Mero, Apophis isn't shit.

>>12384179
>Giantess a shit.
/d/ tier a shit.

>>12384194

Just imagine Apophis aggressively seducing husband. Her tail coiling around and slinking between his big toe and foot heel as she milks him dry over the course of twelve, agonizing hours.

The borders between their contrasting body colors melting as she makes him hers in body and mind.

>>12384194
Amen to that. Apophis is truly the best

>>12384194
>Apophis isn't shit

>>12384198
Anom this is just traditional lamia sex

>>12384206
If you add her love venom into play, things get a lot steamier

>>12384206

Oh but it gets better, Anon.

No sooner than Husband waking up does she coil around him from behind, relishing in the morning wood he's sporting before she lays on her back, spreading those pretty little violet lips revealing her insides.

Massaging her breasts as he goes at her like one of his human girls, shooting off the first load of the day into her. Then as he turns to leave, he feels the burning sting of her kiss, and his cock standing straight ramrod again.

"Ara ara, i'm not full yet, Darling~"

>>12384206
Shirohebi are also biters too, aren't they?

>>12384224
Also they're better than Apophis.

>>12384161
>>12384173
I mean, I just want it colored to know what color that bra is.

>>12384228
Eat shit, anon!

>>12384224

No, Shirohebi don't bite.

Rather, they use devilish magic to make you feel as if your body is on fire, their own pearlescent embrace like the ice of the north.

You'll never get tired of indulging in those supple lips, her perky breasts easily kneaded in your hands. Shiro whispering sweet nothings into your ear about belonging to her, and never to another woman.

You'd never be happier.

All this bullshit about apophis makes me want to write a modern day paladin story where they hunt and skin the purple bitch.

>>12384228
All monster girls are best. But some are more best than others.

>>12384228
>Pale skin
>Ever being better than purple skin black sclera master race
Keep dreaming, Shiro-chan.

>>12384239
>Shirohebi don't bite
Nuh-uh, of course they do.

>>12384243
Pale skin and white hair is master race.

>>12384239
>>12384245
KC said so.

>>12384235
White stained with blood.

>Captcha: sorrow oniesj
Thy wish art my command

>>12384253
Muh nigga

>>12384253
>>12384243
Guys, what about pale skin black hair?

>>12384256

If they bite, then I just realized something.

>You will never receive both the bite of a Shirohebi and Apophis sister pair, their Echidna mother watching intently as they try to break their first slave
>Your legs turning into jelly as you try to stop your body from unconsciously flinging yourself at either one of them, mind going hazy

Then we get the ultimate master race sex. Yin-Yang Snake Threesome.

>>12384263
What's her name? I know fuck-all about Japanese mythology.

>>12384240
So write it.
>>12384259
M-14 Best Battle Raifu
>>12384263
That's good too. I also like Dark skin light hair.

>>12384263
And dark skin white hair?

>>12384263
I think that woman has great taste in clothes and ornaments

>>12384263
Top yamato nadeshiko tier 10/10

>>12384263
Her file chart has been translated?

>>12384206
Lamia's a shit because of that.

>>12384291
Get a load of this guy.

>>12384263
>Not dying her hair white with your semen

>>12384276
>M-14 best battle raufu
Wow, way to have great taste

>>12384266
Alternatively,
>Both sisters trying to bite you for your ownership
>Only seconds before the inevitable, their Echidna onee-san has them compete for his affectionsin a contest
>Wherein they both cheat ruthlessly to get ahead, but they both end up failing miserably
>While they're busy seeing stars, Echidna onee-san tells you to make a break for it,

>>12384291
What are you, an alp?

Anyone up for some genocide?

>>12384306
Is it just me, or is that a serious case of artefacting at the bottom of that picture?

>>12384306
No, mass murder is wrong.

>>12384270
I think the correct term is "Keroujou."
She's basically a hair monster masquerading as a courtesan to draw men within her hair's reach.

>>12384314
That.. looks like a blurry city

Would you want to be injected with every Monster Girl aphrodisiac imaginable and then be denied orgasm

>>12384300

>Echnida onee-sama the oldest and kaa-san
>Medusa the middle child
>Shiro and Apophis the youngest pair of twins

Jesus Christ how horafying.

>>12384318
Her name is Kejourou
Ther is one in Nuramago and she's a nice girl

http://nurarihyonnomago.wikia.com/wiki/Kej%C5%8Dr%C5%8D

>>12384330

Harrison Ford is gritting his teeth just thinking about it.

>>12384329
That would probably give me a heart attack.

>>12384336

That's the best part.

Their dad is a retired archeologist who still suffers PTSD from falling into an Apophis pit in Egypt some years back.

>>12383455
>I read that some woman actually achieve orgasm during birth
Just like in my chinese porn comics!

>>12384343

She'd have to be an Echnida too in order to have that many different kinds of lamia-children.

Also, wasn't there a greentext or something about this?

>>12383462
That's a nice picture.

>>12384340
They use their magic to keep you alive and healthy
Probably not sane though

>>12384329
I've always imagined that some MG aphrodesiacs might cancel each other out if used in tandem, kinda similar to how Purple Haze Distortion works.

>>12384329
>>12384340

Now all i'm doing is imagining a horrifyingly dominant Kejourou injecting you with Oomukade, Manticore, Apophis, Shirohebi venom laced with specks of Mothman scales.

Tying her hair around the guy's scrotal sac and around his fleshy rod to prevent him from orgasming, licking the tears from his watering eyes as she relentlessly masturabtes him and tweaks his nipples.

"Ara ara. Quit your moaning, bear it~ bear it~!"

"If you can't last this long you'll never satisfy me, or any other woman~"

"The other lovely ladies of the harem all talk about you, you know. The master who can't hold his load~"

"Well, Onee-sama is here to fix that~ Maybe if you prove your worth i'll let you come inside of me~ You'd like that, wouldn't you?"

>>12384329

>get captured by MG slavers
>they inject you with a cocktail made up of the most brutal MG venoms
>they laugh as you convulse and beg in your restraints to be fucked like a bitch

>>12384361
aphrodisiacs*

>>12384361
>No MG with GER as a stand to make you experience orgasm over and over again

>>12384330
Horafying indeed.

>>12384392
How is melon bread even supposed to taste?

>>12384406
I don't know, but if it's better than 2 lamias it should taste pretty damn good.

>>12384413
I can't imagine snake cloaca to taste all that great.

>>12384392
>I know a special place here we can...eat out together
Hoo boy.

>>12383038
What happens if a Yeti hugs a Yuki-onna?

>>12384406

It's kind of a tarty bread.

Doesn't really suit it.

Kind of like how Lemon Bread has that zest to it when you eat it.

>>12384441
It would be extremely warm.

>>12384443
I suppose i'm not missing much in that regard.

Pumpkin bread is the best bread anyways.

>>12384445
And somehow refreshing

>>12384441
how about a Yuki-onna wife with an adopted Yeti daughter?

>>12384441
Everyone within 3 miles gets a heart atack from the cuteness

>>12384449

That would lead to awkward situations since the daughteru would just foil her mother's schemes for some delightful sex by warming Papa up.

>>12384449
Best of both extemes of icy lands

Sorry about namefagging, but there's no e-mail field.

Anyway I finally finished CH3 of my story, it's up and all if you want to read it.

Of course, email me or reply to this post with criticisms and corrections, I feel like I missed something somewhere but I can't find it at all.

Here's the link anyway, hope you like it.
http://pastebin.com/fEez9006

ctrl+f "A Heavy Breakfast and Morning Deliberations" if you have read the other two chapters already.

>>12384457
When you have a daughteru, you need to accept the fact that she may unwittingly cockblock you, as all children do from time to time. Having a horny MG waifu means that you will find time for each other multiple times a day.

>>12383228
>>12383244
Update's done. No sex, plenty of violence. As always, feedback is appreciated

>>12384469
>but there's no e-mail field.

>>12384486
>>12384486
>>12384486
>When you have a monstergirl daughteru, you need to accept the fact that she may wittingly cockblock you, as all monster children grow to like their closest male figure sooner or later. Having a horny MG waifu means that she will have to bear with the idea of sharing you multiple times a day.

>>12384511
Odd, there really isn't in my browser. Does Chrome not get along with Futaba or something?

>>12384514
daughterus are for hugs anon. Monstergirl or not, the daughteru is never to be dicked.

>>12384514
Is there a Giant Isopod Monster Girl there?

>>12384521
Possibly. I'm using the 4chan X Firefox addon, so that might have somthing to do with it.

>>12384543
What an age we live in

>>12384543

Where the hell would you even buy that.

>>12384524

Yeah, until she gets older and wonders why Papa is reacting strangely to her hugs, her own body heat rising as her breasts press into his back.

>>12384543
Impressive.

>>12384543
I want my horse.

>>12384543
Trying to explain this to my mom would be interesting.

>>12384563
>Where the hell would you even buy that.
New Zealand

>>12384567
>anon has a lovely dinner party with his friends and he leans against his Centaur daki, calmly explaining why 2d horsepussy is best.

>>12384578
Scotland too.

>>12384568
"Mom, I just like Monster Girls, OK?"

"No, I'm not into bestiality!"

"No Mom, it's not a phase. I just don't find 3dpd attractive, nor see a reason to pursue them."

"Mom why are you crying?"

>>12384306
>imagine the glory you would gain from slaying that
huge/10 would slay

>>12384583
>Come home from work one day
>Don't think anyone is home
>Open laptop and start browsing /mgg/
>Grandpa sneaks up behind me and sees picture of MGs
>Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit. He came over for a surprise visit, my roommates let him in.
>"That's one hell of a tail, imagine being fucked by that." He says as he sees pic related.
>Talks about how he'd fuck uglier than that when he was out at sea in the navy
>By the end of the day my grandfather is talking about how the navy would ten times better if there were seagull harpies out at sea
You'd be surprised

>>12384543
The future is so bright.