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I wish I could die before I see touhou to literally fade into oblivion. It's starting now. I'm depressed

Meant "Touhous"
Fuck.

>>12339206
>sex with Momiji
No, it only gets better from here.

>>12339217
Momiji is a wolf!

If I killed myself every time I had a dream like that, I'd be dead one hundred times over.

>>12339206
Die in a way your brain doesn't get fully damaged, then you get to have DMT released and may even earn a lucid dream life, so you can transform it to Gensokyo and live happily your 6~12 real life minutes read as an eternal lifetime because time in dreams works differently.

>>12339217
But I'll never actually get to experience such a fantastic thing. What's the point of living if I can't have that?

>>12339227
You can't tell dreams and reality apart.

>>12339227
Live in gensokyou. It's a better place than this fucked up world

>>12339241
I can when I wake up and immediately get depressed.

>>12339206
Drugs.

>>12339258
Just savor the dreams, dude, that's what I do.

>>12339258
Get a 2hu waifu. It helps

>>12339258
That's actually right. I omitted the last part of my sentence because I thought it was obvious, but here it goes, "You can't tell dreams and reality apart when you're dreaming. The ways to do so automatically activates lucid dreaming, which is clearly not the same as just dreaming."

>>12339288
activate*
I shall not fall on bad grammar habits yet.

If it helps, I dreamed that I was Youmu in a zombie apocalypse. It was pretty cool, though it was a little scary. But I knew how to use a sword for some reason. There was this stupid bitch that was wailing her sword around so I hit her with my sword and disarmed her.

At the end I have cute sex with Rinnosuke. It was an awesome dream.

>>12339401
>I was Youmu
>sex with a male
I have bad news for you, anon

>>12339489
Yeah, what is it?

Just keep dreaming. Quit everything in life and keep sleeping.

>>12339506
You might be of homosexual persuasion.

>>12339552
Girls having sex with boys isn't homosexual, anon.

>>12339581
Why is archer in this picture

>>12339596
Why wouldn't he be?

>>12339581
Trannies aren't girls

TR>>>/a/NNY

>>12339212
it's ok
toulous sounds cute

Be grateful that you received that dream, not all of us get to experience something like that

>>12339660
Well I guess that's something I can think about, and maybe I can just stay content by having these dreams.

>>12339206

back when I played WoW 14 - 16 hours a day in high school, (my parents didn't care if I skipped class) my dreams were about WoW 60% of the time. I banged blood elves, night elves, and Andrei. I'd notice that, in my dream, I wasn't in the zone I was supposed to be in (camping rare spawns and such), wake up, and save my ass thusly.

>>12339206
>spent a full week in Gensokyo hanging out with my favorite toulouses
ah thats cool, sound like a fun week

>then I fucked a dog
why do you guys always have to fuck something to make it an enjoyable experience? dont touch the 2hus if you can handle your urges

>>12339206

I had a dream that I aided the collapse of an Egyptian-esque world and got fucked over by the supernatural deities I aided, who exploited my weakness to fat white asses. I'm pretty sure I was Based God for that dream too.