/jp/ - Otaku Culture

The one that actually knows about outside world, anime and science.

>>12316526
>the one that has a frame of reference for how pathetic you are

>>12316537
kek

>>12316507
None because 2hu is dead.
:^)

>>12316549
kekked em good

Probabily Reimu.

Or whoever would like to hang around a youkai-hating lunatic with such a "pro active" stance that would most likely be mistaken for a Khorne Berserk with oddly specific tastes.

One who I would enjoy to be around as well

E.g. not shitmu

>>12316601
lol what a nerd

Being a disgusting weeb, probably Sanae.

none of them

>>12316601
Is /tg/ still mostly quests and CYOA?

Patchy, probably. I like reading and huge libraries are awesome.

>>12316507
Reimu cause I'd help around the house like a willing slave.

>>12316507
Probably Yukari. Being her friend sounds like an adventure.

I can only hope Momiji, due to my love of dogs and her

Not even real people enjoy being around me, so why would a 2hu?

>>12316507
Wackysaggy
I'm very fish-friendly, she could teach me how to swim, then I'll show her how to ride a bike and do other fun outside world things

>>12316507
None, nobody would want to be around a lazy, gloomy, depressed person who has no interests.

Satori, because she knows the most interesting touhous. I wouldn't be bothered by her mind reading. maybe rinnousuke, so I can steal his innocence

>>12316507
Any 2hu who likes hanging around the house

kokoro, because /jp/ doesn't like her

Probably Nitori, since she'll be taking a look at all the electronic stuffs I got.

>>12317235
Maybe Kaguya then. You'd want a second computer though.

Sanae cuz im brown

>>12316601
You have my seal of approval. You're a man's man.

Parsee, maybe.

>>12317092
It's entirely quests.

Reimu
Marisa
Sanae
Suwako
Kanako
Yuyuko
Yuugi
Suika
Tewi
Hina
Mamizou

>>12317194
Fishy vagina

I feel like anybody who works for somebody else (Sakuya, Youmu, etc) wouldn't mind having me around, because I'd probably be willing to help them out with menial things.

That reasoning aside though, Rinnosuke comes to mind because he'd probably value knowledge of the outside world, even with his special skill.

I don't think any of them would like to be around me...

Reisen I guess.

We can relate a lot..

They all would. I'm an alpha who could pull any bitch.

>>12317194
>just wag your tail up and down

>>12317514
Rinnosuke is a true bro and would probably get along with anyone on /jp/
I never liked depictions of him being some ladykiller or evil rapist
He's a pretty chill guy

I think the yamabiko would enjoy my company, I would enjoy hers too. Many pats of the head would be exchanged.

>>12317958
Cute!

Fairies, but only so they could annoy me.

Orin.

>>12317532
What do you suppose he's listening to?

>>12318047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QdrkqqJ5Sg

>>12318047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32RzXlpe4fY

>>12317985
You just want to fuck her, don't you.

>>12317194
How that bitch gon ride a bike? That bitch got no legs! No legs! She gonna FLAP at the pedals to make the bike move?

>>12318047
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

I'd wanna hangout with Patchy, she'd be nice and quite and just read books while I just game it up. It'd be nice to have someone like her around, to share atmosphere with but not really communicate much.

I dunno. Maybe the Aki Sisters or Sanae. Wakasagihime and Kagerou seem friendly too. They might enjoy having me around.

>>12316507
I haven't spoken to a real girl in so long I honestly don't know. I didn't realize that until now. Thanks OP.

>>12319276
/jp/, helping you discover yourself!

Maybe Seija because I don't give a shit about her. I'm trying to change for the better, though.

None. I'm very boring and bad at socializing, who'd want to hang out with someone like that?

>>12317173

Dogs know a dog person when they see (or smell) one. Sadly I doubt that would apply to any of the canine touhous, because that would just be too good to be true, wouldn't it?

Cats and dogs tend to like me, and I can actually be myself around them without fear of being personally judged. I use them as an outlet for positive emotions. I can't even go to the store without having a panic attack though, dogs are much easier than people.

>>12316507
Considering me being about as asexual as a rock, I feel I would get along with everyone who isn't pissed off at someone who generally gets along anyone.

Yamame!

>>12317203
>>12317517
>>12319375
This but it hurts ;_;

The one that wants to kill humans, she would kill me and I would be happy.

Koishi would probably be happy to have any company at all.

>>12319400
You sound like me

>>12318047
https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLwzlneEHCTXEeVv-MLXAwkCQMDNRfCLa1&v=p4b6S7pKa4o

HELLO ALICE-SAN

>>12319408
She would turn you into a web cocoon, rare to not like that kind of company when you're a spider.

>>12319388
>I can't even go to the store without having a panic attack though, dogs are much easier than people.
I know what that's like... I always take one of my dogs with me anywhere I go. They help me keep calm.

>>12319388
Posts like yours make me want to get a cat but I'm worried it would be the equivalent of getting pills for depression, not a solution to the problem but something to keep me going. Do you have a cat?

I loosen up pretty quick with alcohol

>>12319489
Please don't kill her, Yamame.

Nazrin. We'll go searching treasure together and chill around.

So considering how Yukari is one of the very few ways into Gensokyo and she drops people off at random areas of the place. Then how would you assume your first encounter with a character be?

I'm glad I'm a muscular white American cutie, because my odds of hanging out with a Touhou are considerably higher than any gross mudskin races or brown people.

>>12319633
Like that moment when you run into the respective legendary dog in pokemon leafgreen or firered for the first time. You're going to be excited, but she'll just run, and you'll feel like shit because you used your masterball already.

>>12317497
Your point being?

I fight a lot and can hold my liquor, Yuugi wouldn't mind hanging out with me I guess? Though the Touhou I could imagine liking to hang around me the most might be Yukari... I like sleeping too, so I'm kind of easy to catch off guard.

>>12319695
tfw no dolphin gf

One that generally enjoys just lying outside in the sun not particularly doing anything
Some may consider me boring but I'd be content with any 2hu who would lay with me on the haystacks to nap

>>12319746
Guess you need a reptile-hu.

>>12319751
I'd nap with Kanako

>>12319746
>One that generally enjoys just lying outside in the sun not particularly doing anything

So China? As a bonus she is quite friendly to humans already.

Akyu probably

Suika, we could get smashed together.

Yuyuko, i can eat alot and still not gain weight and we can join eating competitions together......to eat

>>12319942
youmu would hate you.

>>12319964

As long as Yuyucow approves of you, Youmu shouldn't be a problem

Patchouli. We would read books together in the same room.

>>12316507
All of them would but I would choose to hang around Meiling.

>>12319723
dolphins have MANY STDs

>>12319542
I don't drink much, but I make booze.

Do you think I could seduce Suika with my wares?

Okuu is empty-headed enough to think that being around me is fun.

>>12319588
Nazrin is a mouse.

>>12320236
I have some cheese for her, if you know what I mean.

>>12320299
Dickcheese doesn't count.

>>12319535

I'm actually allergic to cats. When I was staying with my brother, I held and cradled the cat his mother-in-law had left behind for about thirty minutes. Soon enough, I couldn't stop sneezing. This was just a year ago. I have several dogs though, one of which rarely leaves me side. She's a velcro dog, and she's pretty much my entire world.

I love cats, but I can't have one. There were some strays that always stayed around the math building at the university I used to go to, I used to leave food out for them when I would go by for a class. They never let me get very close, but I liked watching them from a distance. They're probably still there.

I'm hoping this doesn't remain an issue when I go to Gensokyo.

>>12319535

Also, I'm sorry I didn't really answer your question. I'm manic depressive myself, but I figure that after everything I've tried, there isn't a long-term solution (sans suicide or becoming a vegetable). That's why I take amphetamines. I find working out is very helpful though, I work out to the point of exhaustion every day now if I can. I don't even leave my house for it.

I don't want to tell you that getting a cat will automatically make things better, but for people like us, pets can make a huge difference. You might want to consider adopting/saving an animal, I used to walk dogs at an animal rescue place. The vast majority of the time they were really affectionate and nice, and when they weren't they were just scared. Scared of people. It made me feel a real sense of kinship with them. Sorry for the blog.

the ones that can't easily kill me

>>12320950
Any human could easily kill you

>>12320981
I could easily kill your mom, if you know what I mean.

>>12321042

Don't kill /jp/-san's mom.

I think I'd get along well with Youmu. I enjoy gardening, and I'm pretty laid back.

>>12320930
>>12320942
Unfortunately I'm also allergic but taking pills everyday so it doesn't affect me.

>You might want to consider adopting/saving an animal, I used to walk dogs at an animal rescue place. The vast majority of the time they were really affectionate and nice, and when they weren't they were just scared. Scared of people. It made me feel a real sense of kinship with them.
I've never considered this but the idea seems great and heart-warming. I really want to be the world to my cat, as the cat will be the world to me. I'll probably name my cat after 2hu. Thanks anon.

>>12321237
Can you remove the background and the text in the corners?

>>12321280
I removed the text, at least.

>>12321183
Can you remove the white and green part? She's really cute

>>12321280
>>12321298
Here, I finished up the rest
Enjoy!

>>12321302
But if you removed her white and green, there'd hardly be any Youmu left!

>>12321310
You deleted part of her right shoulder and missed a spot by her right wrist near her butt!

>>12321322
the shoulder was a part of the background and her wrist&butt aren't
photoshop even said so, you'll have to be more clear next time and specify which specific parts you want and do not want still present

>>12321302
sure thing, anon-kun.
too lazy to make it transparent.

>>12321330
I just wanted the background removed ;_;

>>12321334
Can you please remove the background

>>12321334
Thank you!

Hopefully someone will remove it then post it

>>12321347
I tried to remove the white backround, but photoshop thinks her sleeve is part of the backround. I will be right back to fix that.

>>12321355
Fixed it! Hurray!

>>12321371
wait. wrong one.

>>12321374
>>12321371
>.jpg

You have to save it as a png or it wont keep the transparency

>>12316507
There is some guy pretending to be me being really rude to posters on /jp/ demanding they remove the background. I don't want people to get hurt because of this bully and he doesn't even appreciate the jobs they do! This is just a notice so I will not be blamed for his wrong doings. Thank you for reading have a good day.

>>12321392
Remove it yourself then.

>>12321384
shaddup. i tried.

>>12321392
>>12321392
There is some guy pretending to be me by telling others that someone is pretending to be me being really rude to posters on /jp/ demanding they remove the background. I don't want people to get hurt because of this bully and he doesn't even appreciate the jobs they do! This is just a notice so I will not be blamed for his wrong doings. Thank you for reading have a good day.

>>12321347
I was able to take part of it off, working from >>12321334 's. There's still a faint, transparent greenish tinge around some parts of her sleeves, but I don't know the exact color of green to mod out, and if I just cut it out it leaves funny, pixel-wide gouges in her sleeves.

>>12321392
>>12321407
das fucked up. im still the same anon whose doing this sometimes.

>>12321392
Thanks, you too!

>>12321414
removing the backrounds, that is.

>>12321408
It still looks great! Thank you very much!

Probably Komachi, since she's pretty chill. We could just sit by the Sanzu River and take it easy.

>>12321237

I'm glad I could help, if even a little. I hope you're able to get a pet!

I've babied my dog since I first got her, she was a few weeks old. I could hold her in the palm of my hand. Add to the fact that she's an australian shepherd, a breed known for creating really intense bonds with a single person, and I have my entire reason for living. Anyway I've definitely been blogging too much in this thread, but if it gave you any kind of useful insight at all, it was worth it. Good luck, I hope you are able to have a happy future with a pet.