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Flan!

What is this shit?

>>12276691
It's Flan

you're almost 20 minutes late and you posted a thumbnail

let's hope someone else picks up the ball tomorrow night

>>12276695
nigga like 2 people made threads and they got deleted by the mod who does it for free

Is this the new shitposting general?
The last one just got deleted.

>>12276699
No No. This is Flan, the thread for the best 2hu, Flandre Scarlet.

It's back?

>>12276698

I didn't know that other flan posts were made tonight

>>12276704
Okay, sorry for the misunderstanding.
I'll as in another thread.
Have a nice day!

>be with a group of friends at a bar one night
>playing a game together
>there’s a new guy at the bar
>chris, the bartender, says he’s the new janitor
>but he does a lot more than mop floors
>this fat, short, smelly guy goes table to table, making sure everyone is talking about touhou and only touhou
>kinda sucks the fun out of the whole place but we try to ignore him
>play the game, have fun
>game is over, talk about our favorite stages and other stuff
>eventually the conversation drifts more towards general shit like flan
>the janitor comes waddling over, hot pocket in his hand
>what do you think you’re doing?
>uhh, just talking about shit, I don’t believe this is any of your-
>ARE YOU AWARE THAT THIS IS A TOUHOU BAR MEANT FOR TOUHOU DISCUSSION ONLY
>dude the game is over, I don’t think it’s that bad if we talk-
>NO, he says, lips smacking, THIS IS A TOUHOU BAR AND YOU WILL DISCUSS ONLY TOUHOU HERE
>dude, you’re spraying hot pockets in my face, please move-
>YOU CANNOT BAD MOUTH A MEMBER OF THE STAFF LIKE THAT
>the only one with a bad mouth here is you
>I WILL HAVE YOU REMOVED
>fuck off, you can’t make is do shit
>this guy starts fuming because we’re right. He doesn’t even have any real power
>he has to call the bouncer to remove us
>see him stuffing down another hot pocket as we leave
>the bouncer tells us we’ve been banned from the establishment for 72 hours
>demand to see the owner
>he says we can’t because we’ve been banned for 72 hours or less
>what kind of fucking bullshit is that
>ask them how much they pay that bozo janitor
>nothing, he does it for free