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Tell me more about American Girl Butts

>>12206348
ty

she's german
eins zwei gutenmorgen

>>12206354

Margatroid is a romanian name though.

>>12206357
Margatroid sounds like a name for a robot

>>12206357
What the heck is Romania? Some kind of off-brand Rome?

>>12206365

Exactly. But with beer in plastic bottle and slav level of madness in addition.

>>12206349
American girls are really good at butts. They're really big and soft and fluffy! They're nice to sleep on too.

>>12206369

American girls' fart smell like cum.

>>12206371
Maybe some do, but not Alice's.

mokbutt

Which 2hu has the squishiest butt?

>>12206416
That would be Patchoula

>>12206420
Can you prove it?

her face after having her butt poked

>>12206420
Lewdkari

Alice has BIG GAIJIN BUTT and ANUS. Alice's ANUS is HUGE like a HORSE'S.

>>12206434
I like that in a girl.

>>12206428
You think?
I feel that there would be some firmness to it
Soft yet shapely.

Overtly squishy sounds like something a chubbier Touhou would have.

>>12206428
>>12206441
bbabutts are not welcome

>>12206441
I like my Yukari a bit chubby. >>12206428 just looks so soft and inviting. I want to bury my face in it.

>>12206444
Trips mean bad taste, apparently.

>>12206434
Alice has sillydolls.

>>12206428
YUKARI IS OLD !!

>>12206456
That's a good thing

>>12206474
What? No it's not. How is it a good thing?

>american
>not a nigger

When will anericucks stop fooling themselves and just stop fighting the inevitable.

>>12206485
Stop it.

>>12206456
Yukari is also young!

>>12206444
I will end you

>>12206500
What? How can someone be old and young at the same time? You're nuts!

>>12206532
we're talking about Yukari, dude

she is out of sense

>>12206540
yukari's big bba breasts

>>12206444
>>12206542
What does bba mean?

>>12206540
I want Yukari to be my mom.

>>12206548
I want Yukari and Ran to be my moms

>>12206591
I want Chen to be my sister, Ran to be my mom, and Yukari to be my Grandma.

>>12206597
I want Yukari to be my wife, Ran to be my kid sister, and Chen to be my daughter.

>>12206532
like this

>>12206591
They look like such a nice family. I wish my family was like that.

>>12206605
I don't get it.

>>12206637
It's a photograph version of a famous optical illusion drawing. But since it's a photograph, the "Young lady" part is obvious, and the "Old lady" part is hard to see.

>>12206656
Ooh, that's scary.

>>12206661

>>12206656
I still don't get it.

>>12206666
Don't worry Yukari, you're not scary like that old lady. I think you're pretty.

>>12206480
Old ladies are cuter than lolis. All lolis are cute so their cuteness becomes trite and expected, and thus boring. Old ladies have to work to be cute and it's surprising when they are, so their cuteness has a greater impact. Cute old ladies also manage to combine cuteness with lewd saggy bodies so have a greater effect.

I post a Yukarin, leave for four hours, and when I come back this is a Yukari thread. I love you, jaypee. Here's a mommy Yukarin.

>>12206848
Tell me what it would be like if Yukarin was my mommy.

>>12206856
She'd be a cool mom, I think, very humorous and whimsical, but if you stepped out of line or started acting stupid she'd be on your ass in a second (since she's Yog-Sothoth and shit). She also wouldn't tolerate NEETism, I bet.

>>12206862
Yuyuko looks like the best mom in that picture. What would it be like if Yuyuko was my mom?

>>12206848
Not busty enough to be a mommy.

>>12206864
Silly tripfag, moms can be flat too. What are you doing in a thread about a 2hu with tits anyway?

Yukari in jeans!

>>12206872
But mommies are supposed to be soft, warm and squishy, and press your head against their huge breasts and go ara ara~.

>M-mai aisu kureimu... ;_;

>>12206888
This one is a bit squishier (and drawn in a fun art style).

>>12206887
Icelandic pop group BABA, creator of the hot song Disco Girl?

>>12206893
I want to have a daughter with Yukari

I want to procreate with Ran

>>12206913
A gap youkai daughteru is one of my dreams as well.

>>12206913
gross.

Fuck off Yukari faggots, this is an Alice thread

>>12206928
it can be both

>>12206930
No, it fucking cant.

Why do Yukari faggots feel the need to invade every thread they possibly can?

>>12206937
>>12206928
>>12206933
She's just that awesome, Mr. Samefag. Why do Alicefags feel the need to have at least three Alice threads on the board at any one time?

>>12206937
They want her to be relevant no matter what.

>>12206942
word

>>12206942
typical insolent, invasive yukarifag. never mindful of other peoples threads, always trying to shove her into the boards culture.

Please go.

>>12206954
>>12206965
I exaggerated a little. Including this one, there are two Alice threads right now. Including this one, there is one Yukari thread right now. This condition is pretty consistent: Alicefags never check the catalog so there are always at least two of her threads up. When there is a Yukari thread, there is usually only one and when it dies it's usually a few days before a new one was posted. If OP had bothered to check the catalog he'd have seen there's already an Alice thread with 140+ posts left before it hits bump limit. I feel exactly zero remorse for turning this redundant Alice thread into a non-redundant one dedicated to best baba.

Alice nerds please head to >>12158349

(I thought this was just a 2hu butt thread.)

Kewt

>>12206344
What does Alice's butt smell like?

>>12206969
Pls.

>>12206980
Please what? Stop encouraging proper imageboard etiquette? Remember, there is a perfectly fine Alice thread at >>12158349 (Cross-thread).

>>12206988
>proper imageboard etiquette?
>Yukarifaggots
hilarious

>>12206988
Pls...

>>12206992
Wild application of green and insults do not make me any less right, buddy,

Please, do not bully. I don't like to see pictures of two of my favorite 2hus being cross posted at each other.

>>12207005
I don't care if we share this thread. It's just that one or more rude, greentexting Alicefriends are having a hard time admitting they should have checked the catalog.

Ever since that "where would you take Yukari" on a date" thread, you guys have been on a rampage.

>>12206862
>kanako doesn't even have a child
non-mom

>>12206485

Surprisingly the overall proportion of blacks in the US population will drop on the long term and the few that can imagine long term future that isn't them getting high on cough syrup at a kfc are basically shitting themselves since only mexicans that hate them, ultra republicans that also hate them and asians that hate them will be populating the country and make children.

>>12206942
If you were not such a filthy secondary who's concept of Alice's character is made of impressions you got from MariAri doujinshi, you wouldn't have to pose this question.

>>12207578
Assumptions, unfounded accusations and...still no real justification for OP not checking the catalog? Alicefags sure are a bunch of autistic shitheads if your personality is representative of the rest.

>>12207880
...are you that dense? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

>>12208057

>>12206371

Would you suck countless men's cum out of yukari's anus ?

>>12207578
*whose

>>12208095
Not him but I would.

>>12208110

I'm him. And I would too. Not from her pussy though. Pussy a shit.

>>12208117
Vaginas are nice. Buttholes are nice too.

>>12208125

Sucking cum out of a vagina is pig disgusting. Sucking yukari's anus dry isn't.

>>12208141
How so? What makes anuses any better than vaginas?

>>12208073
I'm autistic, not upset.
>>12208105
You're correct, thank you.

You know what to do with that big fat butt.

>>12208202
Dress it up so it doesn't freeze?

>>12208150

Trust me son. You may shit with an ass but vaginas produce such disgusting, vile and repugnant corporal fluids you'd prefer to suck cocks eternally over touching one if you truly knew.

>>12208232
I wholeheartedly second that notion.

>>12208232
What? isn't it just like cum, but from a girl? If it's for someone I really love, I wouldn't mind eating it.

>>12208310

Not that, anon. Not that.

>>12208372
Then what do you mean?

>>12208386
Looks like you're gonna have to dig up the spoon and feed it to him. Heh.

>>12208386

Have you ever seen a used girl's panty ? You think neckbeards shitstains mixed with sweat were disgusting ? Bad news, it is fucking worse on a factor 10 level.

>>12208529
Stop looking through your mom's dirty laundry, dude.

>>12208530

(It wasn't my own mom's laundry)

There's something extra erotic about pantyhose.
Especially panties inside pantyhose.

How would Alice reply if I wanted her to turn me into a girl.

>>12206344
What the fuck kind of name is Margatroid?

>>12208913
A robot name. Maybe Alice is a robot.

>>12208899
She'd probably call you a freak

>>12208915

Fucking slavic gipsy man

Marisa is the only american in Gensookyoo.

Only the butt of Alice

>>12208232
As someone whose had his mouth on a vagina before I can tell you this is not always the case.

>>12209115
The hell are you doing here?

ALICE IS A SLAV SO SHE'S ASIATIC MONGOLOID, NOT WHITE, OKAY?

>>12209132
Being a fat virgin who dreams about having sexual relations with 2D like everyone else here, I guess?

>>12209115
Cunnilingus is one of the most pathetically beta things you can do

>>12209207
Maybe, but if it's for Alice, I'm okay with it.

What??

>>12209230
Cunnilingus with Alice!

>>12209207
I dunno, licking feet seems more beta. At least you get to see the goods if you're licking vagina.

>>12206368
This thread should have turned about squatting 2hus at this point. You disappoint me /jp/. Where is your slav pride?

>>12208232
Everything on 3D can be gross as HELL. Everything can become dirty, or smelly, or infected. But on 2D, things are perpetually clean and pure, and only become disgusting if you wish so.

And giving cunnilingus is like returning the favor, or is it that you don't want to give pleasure to your lover as well?.

I, for one, would bully Alice's pussy with my tongue, licking every nook and cranny of her pretty, pink, pussy.
And as her moans get louder, I'd press my mouth even harder against her cute slit, only to feel her desperately trying to squirm away and feeling her hands on my head, trying to get my mouth off her oriental sacred place, in vain, because I would not yield until I can feel her thighs closing on my head, as she is left drooling and trembling from such tenacious and non-stop stimulation.

Prepare yourself, Alice-chan

>>12209606
This is the most disgusting thing I've read all day. And it has been a long day already…

>>12209606
Please stop, you're getting me all hot and bothered...

>>12209634
I thought it was pretty arousing.

>>12209606
You neglected to elaborate upon the olfactory character of Alice's rotting gash mixed with her pre and post orgasm farts that you undoubtedly instigated whilst in there.

>>12209606
Please talk more about what it would be like to give 2hus cunnilingus

>>12209634
>>12210573
ANAL FANATICs

>>12210748
I want to motorboat those

>>12210748
Every part of Alice is beautiful.

>>12210748
What would Alices anus be like?

>>12209634
>>12210573
Still less disgusting than that fucking dancing fatty thread.

>>12210766
That's why I posted “read”, not “seen”.

>>12209038
Explains why she's the best 2hu.

Why can't we all just be friends? I think buttholes AND vaginas are nice, but both can be gross sometimes if the person doesn't take care of themselves.

>>12210778
I'm pretty sure butts are far more stinky and disgusting on your averagely groomed and taken-care-of person. They simply aren't meant for any sexual adventures, ever.

Alice is a girl!

♪~Do you think you love me, Mary Jane?~♪
♪~Don'tcha play no games~♪

>>12211919
Alice is cool!

>>12212275

Her boots is so cute

>>12206605
>>12206656
I don't see the lamp. What do I win?