/jp/ - Otaku Culture

When some one says "cute" it actually means "fuckable", right? Or may be I am wrong?

>>12198675
Not in this case.

>>12198679
I personally find the character "Chen" to be very attractive and I mean that in the most sexual of ways.
She is also the best drawn character in her original form.
I would not mind penetrate a cat's bobbing asshole at all. On the contrary, I would actually find it very fun.

>>12198685
A cat is way too small. A dick wouldn't fit.
Also I see chen in a more "childhood friend" kind of way.

>>12198700
She does have that,
but I also think I want to have sex with that "childhood friend".
Do you understand?

>>12198702
I understand what you mean... I wish I had money to spend on genetically engineering cat girls..

>>12198714
You can not buy that with money.

chen is NOT a ``thing``

>>12198663
Heavy petting.

>>12198717
Well I doubt a cat-eared maiden from Gensokyo will suddenly show up at my door and confess her love for me.

>>12198757
Is that comic with honk chen written by a jap or an american?
There's some thing american about it, or may be that is just because I see it on /jp/ so much.

>>12198770
I think it's written by a jap. His original name is Bkub. He removed his Pixiv to avoid fame and stalkers.

>>12198757

>>12198741
She's a cute little kitty cat.
's that better?

>>12198798
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>>12198801

>>12198804
d-dont just leave!

>>12198809

http://youtu.be/0GDD2yJbWk8

>>12198685
You wouldn't fuck a chen

>>12198935
I'd devastate her pussy and you know it.

>>12198941
You sick fuck...
That poor little kitten would never be able to forgive you.

>>12198952
She's lewder than you think...

>>12198960
That's what you think!

>>12198983
I would totally tap it.

>>12199025

>>12199025
That looks pretty doable..

>>12198770
He's a weestaboo, he loves American shows and stuff.

>>12199072
there is nothing wrong with that. people who claim all american shows are bad only because it's american are plebs. its ok to dislike american shows but not for that reason.

>>12199036
Chen is a very attractive young lady.

it bothers me when people draw Chen with big knockers a lot more than when they draw any other character with 'em. It also seems more common with Chen to me.I don't know why. Do I have an issue?

>>12199086
its a japan thing. every female has cow tits.

>>12199086
Yes.

Big fat cat tats are the best.

>>12199103
Not on Chen they're not

>>12199086
milkable Chen

That's just how she is. Perfect in every way.

>Tfw no chen gf

Would you rescue Chen from a broken home?

>>12198836

Yukari getting BTFO.

>>12199909
I was quite surprised at how dark they took the ending of that one, especially the final skit. It was like Alice from the second one, but without a happy ending.

>>12199927

Yeah it goes from cute cheeeeeennn jokes to Domestic violence and human eating.

The part with Nue is still hilarious though.

>>12199961

I want to fuck bkub chen

How would one cheer up a Chen if something bad happens to her?!

>>12200301
Jeez, that's a tough question... isn't she.. like.. permanently happy?
I can't imagine chen to be crying.

>>12200301
Hug her and stroke her hair.

>>12199888
Course I would! I'd take her and play with her and care for her and...tickle her! Not lewdly, tho

>>12199888
I'd tell her that if she gets into my van then I'll take her to her real mommy's house.

>>12198836
Her name is just Chen, not Yakumo Chen. I distinctly remember something about how she hadn't earned the Yakumo name yet or something.

>>12202244
It's a joke on that. I don't think she can earn it anyway. She's the underling of an underling, after all.

>>12199964
She isn't even sexualized. She might not even have a cute butt

>>12202620
Patchy looks younger than chen in the original.
Chen actually looks 14 but is drawn about 7 or so.
Patchy looks 6 and is drawn like 16 or so.

>>12202637
Thats no excuse

I HATE CHEN

>>12206105
Thanks for telling us

>>12206105
And we hate you.

>>12199961
I thought that was pretty funny actually.

>>12198663
Because she's been perfectly raised by Yukari.

What does chen smell like besides cat or bitter orange?

>>12207754
Tears.

>>12207759
Stop posting chen-abusive content!

>>12207760
If you think that's abuse, I have worse in store.

>>12207765
Don't.

>>12207773
Too bad.
It was good.

Hint : To Train Up A Child inspired these pictures.

>>12207775
I have no idea what you're talking about but please delete the images.

>>12207778
Google it.
Google "To Train Up A Child".
You'll see what I'm talking about.

>>12207780
No. Please.

>>12207784
Go on.
Google it.
It's common knowledge.

And also a guide to tell you how to turn your kids into crippled psychopaths.

>>12207778


iirc it was Christfag freeper shit where they taught people to beat the shit out of their kids with hoses and weapons so they will behave.

There have been quite a few deaths "inspired" by the book. Socon bullshit.

>>12207841
Correction : it was about breaking the kids' will.
Spanking/whipping was only a part of it. There was also repulsive stuff such as taunting them with a toy they'll never get, things like that.

>>12207849

Scumbags.

>>12207852
Hang on, let me quotea review of the book, listing some tips to have a well-raised kids :
Using plastic tubing to beat children, since it hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks to alert authorities
Wearing the plastic tubing around the parent's neck as a constant reminder to obey
"Swatting" babies as young as six months old with instruments such as "a 12-inch willowy branch," thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon
"Blanket training" babies by hitting them with an instrument if they try to crawl off a blanket on the floor
Beating older children with rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches
"Training" children with pain before they even disobey, in order to teach total obedience
Giving cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and withholding meals as discipline
Hosing off children who have potty training accidents
Inflicting punishment until a child is "without breath to complain."
I can't wait for Rinnosuke to get that book and try it on Marisa.
That's irony.

>>12207852
Hang on, let me quotea review of the book, listing some tips to have a well-raised kids :
>Using plastic tubing to beat children, since it hurts a lot but leaves fewer marks to alert authorities
>Wearing the plastic tubing around the parent's neck as a constant reminder to obey
>"Swatting" babies as young as six months old with instruments such as "a 12-inch willowy branch," thinner plastic tubing or a wooden spoon
>"Blanket training" babies by hitting them with an instrument if they try to crawl off a blanket on the floor
>Beating older children with rulers, paddles, belts and larger tree branches
>"Training" children with pain before they even disobey, in order to teach total obedience
>Giving cold water baths, putting children outside in cold weather and withholding meals as discipline
>Hosing off children who have potty training accidents
>Inflicting punishment until a child is "without breath to complain."
I can't wait for Rinnosuke to get that book and try it on Marisa.
That's irony.

Have a cute Chen.

>>12207863
Good thing you're not in charge of America or Zun.
Fucking psychopaths, I tell ya.

>>12207964
B-but Chen is cute when she's crying !

>>12207964
>"...if you are just beginning to institute training on an already rebellious child, who runs from discipline and is too incoherent to listen, then use whatever force is necessary to bring him to bay. If you have to sit on him to spank him then do not hesitate. And hold him there until he is surrendered. Prove that you are bigger, tougher, more patiently enduring and are unmoved by his wailing. Defeat him totally. Accept no conditions for surrender. No compromise. You are to rule over him as a benevolent sovereign. Your word is final."
You're saying that using your full adult strength on a kid isn't good?

>>12208035
Fucking hell, was this book written by a madman?

>>12208406
Worse.
By two christians.

>>12208426
Of fucking course

>>12208433
Who else beats up kids?

Well, I spanking Chen, but that's because it's my fetish.
These guys are serious about it.

>>12208435
I guess the golden rule doesn't apply to children

>>12208433
Who else beats up kids?

Well, I like spanking Chen, but that's because it's my fetish.
These guys are serious about it, and they don't have the excuse "it's only sexual".

>>12208437
I'm not big into christian doctrin, but there's apparently a theory saying that all people are sinned, as they all bear the sin of Adam eating the apple.

By the logic, babies and young kids are twisted, since they carry that sin, and therefore, bad behaviour is a "proof" that they're evil.


Or some creepy shit like that.

>>12208440
Man, I do love that christian logic
>These children are evil because a man who maybe, but probably not, lived a couple of thousand years ago ate an apple
>Therefore we must beat the living shit out of them, it's IN THE NAME OF THE LORD, so it's totally not evil
Seriously, why aren't more people into satanism? I'm pretty sure God's killed more people than the Devil has

>>12208454
Because for most people, satanism means fucking everything with a hole. That includes children, chickens, goat, policemen, and even in some extreme cases, women.

And there's worse.
Remember Noah, the nut who made a boat? He got totally wasted, and fell asleep while being totally naked. Ham saw that, reported to everyone, and as a result, Ham's kids were cursed to be slaves (offering a justification to have niggers being underlings). See the logic?
>by my own fault, I was fucking naked
>my kid saw my junk and was probably traumatized
>I'll curse his own kids

There's really some retarded crap in the bible.

>>12208464
I should probably read the Bible more often this shit is fucking comedy gold
Anyway, we should probably stop derailing this thread and go back to talking about best catgirl

>>12208454
If you're pissed with God, why would you express your anger by trying to worship his employee? The Fall wasn't some noble effort on Satan's part, God just said "alright, if you hate humans, here's a post for you to hate them better".

>>12208464
Lot had the best parts of the Bible. There is a passage where he is entertaining a couple of angels in his house when a mob of angel rapists show up at his door and demand him to turn over his angels, and in order to protect them he says something to the effect of "Hey, raping my guests would be rude, but I have two virgin daughters, why don't you rape them instead?"

Later on, these virgin daughters proceed to drug him, bind him to his bed, rape him and bear his children. Lot was truly living the dream.

>>12208454
Satanism is absolute horseshit once you realize Satanism has a bajillion different branches like Christianity. In fact, the most mainstream "Satanism" is LaVeyan Satanism, which is basically super edgy atheism.

>>12199036
>Chen slapping her own butt
Not even Chen can resist herself.
What a slut.

>>12208469
It's mostly filled with contradictions. It's like a troll, except it's a book.
And if you take it literally, it basically allows you to beat your kids to death and rape your wife.

And Chen has a really spankable butt. You think she has a boyfriend yet? Or maybe she's too young for that.

>>12208562
Why would she need a boyfriend when she has Ran?

>>12209037
Because she would enjoy a spanking from a boyfriend more than a spanking from her superior/mother figure.

Reminder: Chen could not run a village of cats.

Reminder : cats love spanking.

>>12209087

she probably has a lot of fleas now

>>12208464
>>12208454
>>12208469
>>12208562
>>12208440
Reminder that actual Christians don't follow the demiurge Yahweh of the Old Testament.

>>12209050
Spanking from an authority figure is the best spanking.

More importantly, Ran is a better boyfriend than a literal boyfriend would be.

>>12209112
Ohayou Greenpill! How has your quest to defeat the Illuminati been going?

>>12209112
>>12209166
Keep /pol/ in /pol/.
And anime reaction images in /a/.

>>12209196
You forgot /x/ mate :^)

Which 2hu is the most gnostic?

>>12209208
Chen, she wears a hat so imbued with the greenpill that it turned green itself.

>>12209196
>And anime reaction images in /a/.
For what purpose?

>>12209196
But I like anime.

>>12209227
To not shit up this board.

Yeah, I know this may seem pointless by now, but small steps and zero tolerance policy is what cleans up bad neighborhoods. Removing /a/'s gang symbols from the walls is the first step to removing /a/.

>>12209593
Fun fact : anime are part of Japanese culture.
As much as comics are part of americafat culture.

>>12210015
Anime is SHIT

>>12210045
>opinion

>>12210046
>objective truth

>>12210048
>thinks his opinion is truth

>>12210049
>thinks

>>12210050
>doesn't want to admit that anime is a large part of 4chan's culture, no matter the board.

>>12210054
>doesn't know a large percentage of people don't watch or give a fuck about Chinese cartoons
Shitposting is apart of 4chans culture no matter what board.

>>12210054
Smelly crossboarder go home.

>>12210055
>chinese cartoon

>>12210054
Smelly crossboarder go home!

>>12210066
>>12210061
>>12210055

>>12210055
Man do I wish shitposting was apart of 4chan. Unfortunately it's a part of 4chan.

>>12210064
Cantonese pictogram.

Chen a shit

>>12210285
Mongolian moving picture

>>12212803

North Korean Nuclear Powered Image!

>>12198663

Because she's seen this way by the fans.

In reality she's more like a childish cat.

You can still consider this cute.

Your kitty ignored your orders.
What would be a suitable punishment?

>>12213595
I'd leave a plate of fried tofu out with a sign saying not to eat it.

After Ran eats the whole thing, I'd punish her.

>>12213595
Rough sex, as per our prior arrangement

Not with Chen though, I'd do what >>12213602
would do and bait Ran with some fried tofu. This way she can be treated every day to delicious food and some hot dick.

>>12213595
Waterboard is a good punishment.

>>12213595
Spray her with a spraybottle

Stop posting lewd and naughty chens.

>>12213703
I'll do it once I'm tired of seeing her getting spanked and abused by Ran.

>>12208035
>And hold him there until he is surrendered. Prove that you are bigger, tougher, more patiently enduring and are unmoved by his wailing. Defeat him totally. Accept no conditions for surrender. No compromise. You are to rule over him as a benevolent sovereign. Your word is final.
Is this the "Art of War" of parenting books?

>>12208440
Original sin essentially means everyone is born with sin. Being a sinner doesn't necessarily make you evil. There was a point in history though where babies who weren't baptized were said not to go to heaven.

>>12214072
>Being a sinner doesn't necessarily make you evil
I read exactly the opposite.
Despite Jesus saying "hate the sin, not the sinner" or something like that, I read the exact opposite.

Can't really say where, sadly. It's been a while.

>>12213595
A paddling.

I'd rather have a childish cat rather than having a fun-ruining fox.

>>12217003

>>12217011

I'm christian and i don't believe in any of that junk
please don't generalize it can be hurtful

>>12217151
did the priest lube up at least

>>12217151
Christian isn't grounded in reality.

>>12217172
Oh shit we've got a live one.

>>12217151
I'm Catholic and I know the Bible isn't to be taken literally. And also that priests are no better than your average man.

May as well post the original, since edits are flying all over the place. None of them seem to edit her tails, which are supposed to be curled into a heart shape. Anyway, more cute chen stuff!

>>12217144
Looks like Ran is saying stop to shikigami disobedience. ｗｗｗ

>>12219224
Ran a bitch hitting her slave for no reason

Woah chen how did you do that?!

>>12219546
Yukari does the same thing to Ran

Ｃｈｅｎ ｉｓ ｆｕｃｋｉｎｇ ｄｉｓｇｕｓｔｉｎｇ． Ｓｔｏｐ ｐｏｓｔｉｎｇ ｈｅｒ ｆｏｒｅｖｅｒ．

>>12216106
>howtotrainyourSakuya.jpg

>>12220217
No.

>>12220217
Never.

>>12220754
In the actual pages, it's not erotic at all. Throw on censorship bars and BAM.

Needs more chen getting hugged

>>12220767
How true.

>>12221475
Hot lesbians aren't disgusting.

>>12221502
Abusing your authority isn't okay. Nor is treating a 200-years old catgirl as a kid.

>>12221544
We don't know how old Chen is, but even if she's 200, if she acts like a kid, she gets treated like a kid. It's a fair deal.

>>12221475
>Fritzl
This is the first time in a while I have seen this.

>>12222526
I think the best part is the

>[ho]nest reporter

>>12222504
Abusing is not okay.
Go back to spank Hatate.

More hugging chen

>>12223615
Urgh.
I hate the moeblob Chen. It's like Flandre, people are deliberaly ignoring the fact that she was an Extra boss to begin with, and therefore already a piece of work.

>>12209196
Wait wait wait
>Wasting perfectly good reaction images
Is this goy serious.

>>12226056
>Urgh.
>I hate when people like things. Liking things is gay

>>12226976
Who are you quoting?

Dose chen blaze it?

>>12227000
i'm summarizing his post to point out how bullshit it is.

is this your first week on 4chan?

>>12227024
>i'm summarizing his post to point out how bullshit it is.

>>12226976
>I hate when people like things. Liking things is gay

>>12226056
>not any mention of anything being gay

Yeha, right.

>>12227049
>manipulating posts and inventing insults
Why am I not surprised.

>>12209112
Red Pill AKA Green Pill

you are my greatest ally we need more of you around here to wake up the bread and circus otaku of this board

>>12208438
Shit parents.


I was raised by an annoyingly devout mother. If anything she was too lax with punishments.

>>12208454
They arent evil dipshit, and sin isnt an excuse to beat the shit out of kids. I get you hate Christianity and all that, but try to atleast look into some of it before spouting bullshit. I was raised Catholic and even sent to Catholic schools. I am not going to go the no true scotsman route, but to think Christianity is what causes people to be assholes, is just retarded. Especially when you clearly dont kow much about the religion.
>In b4 Christian
Nope. Grew out of that long ago.

Yes God killed more people.
But being a stanist is even more retarded.
>Believing something just to spite people
Also satanism comes ina bunch of flavours. It's not even a religion for lots. Just hedonism.

>>12217200
>Catholic
Of all the religions you picked the worst.

Not talking about the pedo priest stuff.
I just think the idea of Papal infalability is retarded.
Also saints with the Catholic church feel more like something a person gets just for being popular enough.
Oh and they dont seem to care for sticking to source material.

Orthodox seems best.

>>12198836

Man, Ran's voice just isn't doing it for me.
When she "screams" you can see that she is holding back, it's annoying.

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>>12230160

Please do not misuse the Wriggle text function.

>>12230160

Chen stole Yukaris clothes!

>>12230706
Time for a punishment.

>>12230706
It's useless. This dumb thread got taken over by retards and autists. You are wasting your time.

>>12230745
It's okay, Yukari doesn't mind.

>>12230749
They've gone to sleep. Post chen.

>>12230763
I want to spank Chen.

>>12230830
We all want.

>>12230836
I want to spank her because she's spoiled. She lives with Yukari and Ran, two beautiful women, and all she does is acting like a six-years old kid.

>>12230853
Maybe it's because, at heart, she is a six year old kid?

>>12230830
>>12230836
Chen wants you to spank her.

>>12230890
Cats enjoy being spanked.
Chen is a cat.
Therefore...

chen is super cute

additional evidence

Chen is a cat.

chen is a long cat

seriously though

super. cute.

The cats are sleeping.

>>12231125
With each other.

>>12231133

Chen shit.

http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=44429198

Someone pls make this an actual gif

>>12235286
I'll see what I can-
>bkub
Yeah, no.

>>12235665
dat autist hipster

>>12235286
Here's a shitty attempt, done by actually recording the damn screen, then cropping and fiddling with the endpoints until it looks smooth. I have no idea what went through the Pixiv team's mind to make their animation thingy seem like a good idea.

>>12236898
... And here's the real one, once I figured out how to rip it out of Pixiv's guts.

>>12236933
it looks nice

idk why they chose this system either, I've heard it has advantages but at the same time it seems so damn dated just like japanese web design in general

>>12237156
It's not really "dated" at all. It's using Javascript + HTML5 to replicate technology we had back in 1989. It's just shit.

>>12237181
>using Javascript + HTML5 to replicate technology we had back in 1989. It's just shit.

You've just summed up the whole "modern" web.