/jp/ - Otaku Culture

Threadly reminder about Moa and her weight problem

>>12171569
There he is. There he goes again
Look everyone he posted it once again. Isn't he just the funniest guy around. Oh my god.

>>12171569
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room giggling like a little girl as you once again type your little 'Moa fat post' up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha, maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass so you just click submit. I imagine you, little shit, laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos onto the floor. But its ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh that’s right, did I fail to mention? You live with your mother! You’re a fat fucking fuck up and she’s probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all god damn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a teenage girl and her imaginary weight problems. Just imagine this, she had you and then she thought you were going to be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Wota fag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can’t even talk try to you because all you say is “MOA FAT MOA FAT MOA FAT”.
You became a parody of your own self. And that’s all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he’s done a million times now.
And that’s all you’ll ever be.

>>12171576
Hat off to you sir!

>>12171576
Please refrain from bullying NEETs and the NEET lifestyle while using /jp/.

>>12171626
It's a copypasta mate.

>>12171631
It's still bullying.

>>12171626
Ijime, dame, zettai.

So, who's going to one of their shows? I'm gettin hyped for London.

>>12171658
Yeah it's the first of 3 music things I'm doing this summer, really excited for it all to kick off.

>>12171475
what the fuck is this?
Grimdark JPOP?
Don't get me wrong - I'd fuck all three of them in a heartbeat, but the music produced for them is abysmal

>>12171662
What are the others out of interest?

>>12171684
First is Glastonbury at the end of this month, never been before so I'm really quite excited. Then the day after the Babymetal concert I leave for Hungary and will be going to an electronic music festival called Balaton Sound while I'm there.

>>12171681
whacky japanese metal for normies marketed specifically at foreigners
nobody knows them in japan
the kind of people that inhabit these threads are proof for that

>>12171681
You can't really get a good idea of all their music from 'Gimme Choco' which is a complete 50/50 distribution of JPOP and Metal. Songs like Head Bangya, Akatsuki, DEATH and Akuma no Rondo are just straight up metal songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
is probably their best one
>>12171697
>nobody knows them in japan
But that's bullshit anon.

>>12171697
>sold out shows at budokan
y

>>12171585

>>12171658
Some nigga a couple threads ago challenged me to a fist fight in the name of Suzuka at Sonisphere.

I haven't forgotten you son of a bitch. Suzuka is mine and i will claim her.

>>12171844
Is that you Mr Su-perior?
You gonna beat up the Himetan guy too?

>>12171850
Nah, I'm Mr Su-perior and I'll fight any cunt in the name of my waifu too. Meet me after the Forum show you muppets.

>>12171852
So how many of you autists are actually going to The Forum?

>>12171870
why would i waste money seeing them with a terrible crowd when i could see them in japan with a proper one???

>>12171697
>>12171681

>implying their metal players aren't good and trve fans dislike things for image

look how fast he's playing! listen to how hard this part goes! death metal fans could totally beat up metalcore fans!

>>12171631
It's bullying cause it's a well known fact that ritual anon is going to the show with his mom.

>>12171973
but I'm ritual anon and I made the post

>>12171973
>going to the show with his mom.
disturbing...

>>12172034
nigga I will get lost if I go by myself

>>12171893
You could be the guy who makes the crowd good.

>>12172044
He feels at home around these guys.

>>12172057
Does this guy think he's Randy Orton?

>>12172057
Fuck yeah, they're awesome

Ayami likes horses

Babymetal like sucking each other's dicks.

>>12172273
Quality post

˙͜>˙

Summer Sonic '13 videos: Sweaty Suzie Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhG5oBrT3gs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMZEP3KqODI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_ShY3n7HWQ

>>12171576

>>12172398
are you implying we haven't downloaded their Loud Park, Summer Sonic and Inazuma shows?

>>12172515
Someone was asking about links to those the other day in the old thread, so yes.

>>12172524
nah, that was me too I looking for the full show for Summer Sonic because you can see the full show on Dailymotion but I've only found the show up to Catch Me If You Can.

Do you guys like this crap for any reason other than being pedophiles?

They don't even try to make the vocals sound metal, it's just generic jpop bullshit with metal backing instrumentals as a gimmick. It sounds like a bad IOSYS song with all the stupid sound effects and call and response.

>>12172578
>They don't even try to make the vocals sound metal

That's the entire point.

I grew up listening to Slayer on cassette tape and nothing but metal & punk for nearly two decades and you know what? All that hardcore temper tantrum grim and darkness bullshit gets really old really fast.

Metal, as a whole, is no fun at all and takes itself way too seriously. The lyrics are always full of the same impotent rage and nihilistic angst and the vocals are either "I just stubbed my toe and I'm yelling because I'm very angry" or "Cookie Monster eating the microphone in slow-motion".

Metalheads are probably the worst aspect of the metal genre, they're infinitely more snobbish and try-hard than any hipster; always trying to out-brutalize each other and acting like they're the ultimate authority of what is or isn't brutal enough.

Anyways, before I end up writing an entire book about how metalheads are sad cunts and metal is music for sad cunts, I'll just say that Babymetal manages to make the impossible happen, make metal fun and make pop music different.

>>12172578
>it's just generic jpop bullshit with metal backing instrumentals as a gimmick
it's like you've only heard gimme choco and think you have a valid opinion

>>12172612
You misunderstood me, I don't like grunting and screaming "death metal" either. I mostly like old school 70s "heavy metal" (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3ZfrCPKEqM)) as well as cheesy Japanese power metal (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VkFULTxQDw))

They could have easily gone for a more heavy metal sound if the girls were better singers, instead they duct taped a generic junior idol group to some washed up old guys and called it a day. Who cares if 12 year old pop stars clash with the death metal beat and shredding, it's all just a gimmick to help satisfy Japan's insatiable lust for line dancing teenagers anyway.

>>12172627
No, I've listened to more, it's all about as bad as that (minus the onomatopoeia). I even heard a fucking "wasp synth" in one song.

>>12172685
>I mostly like old school 70s "heavy metal"
Holy fuck the plebbest taste of all

>>12172685
Your taste in music is shite.

>>12172711
>>12172712
I don't even listen to metal that much, but whatever, I really could not care less that a bunch of dweebs that unironically enjoy Babbymetal think my taste sucks.

>>12172724
Before you leave have some good music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIR1KfKXH6s
Maybe your tastes will get better soon

>>12172685
>They could have easily gone for a more heavy metal sound

You just don't get it do you? It's not supposed to be a generic metal band and they're not trying to be a generic metal band.

This is is like mixing ice cream and hot peppers, and then people like you come around and say "YEAH THIS HOT PEPPER WOULD BE MUCH BETTER WITHOUT THE ICE CREAM AND ALSO IF IT WAS WAY HOTTER JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER GENERIC HOT PEPPER OUT THERE"

>>12172727
Sorry /mu/, I'm not hipster enough to pretend a guy gurgling into a gramophone is good music.

>>12172727
that's shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc
this is better

>>12172730
I guess you're too pleb for Sunn O)))
You could try starting with Boris then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsKgltFHIEY

>>12172685
this faggot is under 20 years old
confirmed for newfaggotry
GET OUT
you belong on B9

>>12172724
You don't understand. It's great vocals plus great drums + guitars that pleasure your ears. And there's 3 waifus for you to choose from and masturbate to. If you don't like Babymetal you are literally a pleb with shit taste in everything and should neck yourself.

>>12172727
There is literally nothing good about that noise.

>>12172743
It's doom/drone metal faggot, if you want good noise try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_aiuMIC1Hg

Just discovered this holy shit

>>12172739
>>12172727

There's not nearly enough ketamine, opium and heroin in the world for me to enjoy this sort of sound

>>12172746
pick one
you're on your way
>>12172751
check this out
>>12172733
drop out of life with bong in hand
follow the smoke to the rift filled land

>>12172745
>good noise

Is noise supposed to be an actual music genre?

How do you differentiate it from bad noise?

Why is /mu/ here?

>>12172746
How does it feel?

>>12172755
>Is noise supposed to be an actual music genre?
It's been one for years

>How do you differentiate it from bad noise?
It's quite easy, if it sounds good it's good

>Why is /mu/ here?
I don't go to /mu/

>>12172741
Yeah, because teenagers listen to Rainbow.
With that posting style, you're "confirmed" for being a stupid /b/tard, though.
Fuck off back to /a/.

>>12172729
Little girls singing generic metal would have actually been an amusing gimmick, though. This is like Metallica teamed up with Celine Dione.

Ice cream and hot peppers? It's more like putting sugar candy on a steak. They just don't go together at all... unless it's JAPANESE LOLI CANDY, in which case you fags will insist that the combination is delicious and defend it to your deaths.

>>12172761
It feels like Moa a fat

>tfw you will never listen to Babymetal for the first time again
I just wanna feel the love for Su that I did before. At least I have weed to amplify the feeling of watching them for the first time x10

>>12172765
Stop posting you're already confirmed pleb for not liking drone

>>12172765
>believing that music taste denotes age
get out midwest newfag

>>12172766
Fuck off image.jpg.
>>12172765
Fuck off shit taste.
>>12172769
Fuck off dark n edgy hipster.

>>12172745
>>12172733
>>12172727

>Babymetal is a melody-driven pop-metal fusion band

At what point did you guys go:

>You know what people who enjoy melody-driven pop-metal would also enjoy? The sound of guitars being put through a washing machine's rinse cycle while a guy gargles into a microphone

>>12172766
she really let herself go, huh?

>>12172778
Yup, that's why all the smart waifufags went to Suzuka. Can't till later on in the year when we can see some more pics and vids of glorious 2014 Su.
>>12172777
>not liking Dopesmoker
I can understand not liking that other shit but cmon son step it up.

What's the name of the chocolate that Yui and Moa eat that turns them into BLACK BABYMETAL?

>>12172785
Check-it-out-chocolate
It's also referenced and is what Gimme Choco is about. All of the songs are basically a long story which is nice.

moa ate to much check it out choco =/

>>12172766
I thought image.jpg was a moafag

>>12172770
I'm in my 20s, have been on 4chan for over 7 years, live on the east coast, and barely even listen to metal in the first place. You could not be more wrong about me.

>>12172806
>implying everyone hasn't joined the Su-perior empire
GET
WITH
THE
TIMES
GRAMPS

>>12172813
>learned about 4chan in 2007 of all years
>when 13 yrs old
>not a newfag
Hahahahahahaha
Confirmed for newfag

>>12172816
I'm with Yui and nothing will change that.

>>12172824
why are you with a robot?

>Su-Metal edition
>quality of posts goes up by 110%
Coincidence? You decide.
Join the Su-perior army today

>>12172828
Because she can't get fat and isn't affected by radiation (*cough*dumbo ears*cough*fucked up joints*cough*)

>>12172834
>quality of posts

So far 1/3 of the posts have been "Moat Fat XD" and a bunch of people from mu have been trying to make us listen to garage-core post-prog-ambient-sludge titanium metal.

Oh and of course there's su-fag here to remind about Su every other post. Can't possible have a thread about babymetal without trying to make it exclusively about just one member.

All that's missing is cum-fag telling us about how he likes to cum and the circle of shitposting is complete.

I swear every subsequent Babymetal thread has been worse than the last one.

>>12172841
enjoy your cold dead pussy and no personality, meanwhile I'll be with my perfect wife with an actual personality, best eyes, tits, and legs.

>>12172841
>>12172816
>>12172782

You guys are the absolute fucking worst. Don't call it a Babymetal or Sakura Gakuin thread if you just want to shitpost the same thing every time.

>>12172858
what the fuck else is there to discuss

>>12172858
What do you expect out of the fans of a crappy pedophile gimmick band?

>>12172863
>>12172864

We COULD talk about the actual band and the music, like it was 5 or 6 Babymetal/SG threads ago.

But no, let's just shitpost waifuwars and talk about our cum.

At least Moafags have the common sense to keep it to themselves and not jump into your little pissing contest.

How the hell is this even music?

>>12173110
How is it not?

>>12173118
OMG they were not even around when cd's were a thing

The day they do a handshake event will be the day that I pay over 2k USD for the chance to give them each a high five!

>>12172768
I know tha feel bro, been trying to find something else, but nothing can compare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-okRVwEvp0

I'm just glad I don't have a favorite

>>12173393
Likewise, fellow anon.

To like one girl out of those three, and yet to not like the other 2, is sickening. There's no Babymetal without any of them.

>>12173369
nice, i like it, might as well start looking for new stuff myself

>>12173483
i like them all, but there's not much stuff about Yui on the net

>>12172871
>instead of adding to the discussion, I'll just whine like a little bitch!

>>12173483
Nah even a Su-periorfag such as myself likes all of them, I don't think anyone doesn't like all of them.

All those serious discussion faggots need to fuck off back to le reddit and H!O. I spit on you just like I spit cum from my dream dimension dick on BABYMETAL's cute little faces.

>>12174263
Agreed.

>>12174263
Nice of you to join us, Cum-anon.
Now everyone is here.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1yeyqz_babymetal-akatsuki-fan-record-from-budokan_music

>>12174363
Better watch it quick before the bastards take it down

>>12174363
omg stop stealing from the facebook page!

Is Babymetal being groomed to take over Perfume's spot when they retire????

>>12174378
I'd ravage the one on the left
>>12174377
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_C0iNFnN5s
Part 3 of History of Babymetal

>>12174422
nevermind, whole thing is here
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B9L6djw4y1MiY2pTcDNibEVkWm8/edit

My name is 菊地最愛 Kikuchi Moa~
Moa favorite saying - Value what we love the most (”最も愛を大切に”), everything, love and being loved, because name given, so foreigner can call me easily
150.7cm
When admission, weight is 2 Koala,and now is 4 !
Born in Nagoya
The only child
Wish to become Super Moa-Chan
Love Anime
And also love Idol
Punctuality
Weak on cleaning up
Love of cooking
unexpectedly considerate
Tense easily
Recently favourite CD is μ's Best Album Best Live! collection, "アースチャイルド" and "不死鳥" from SEKAI NO OWARI
Until now Moa only interested to female vocal but it;s the first time addicted to Male vocal, that is SEKAI NO OWARI ~
Favourite anime now is Love Live!
Favourite game now is Love Live! School Idol Festival~
Line and Twitter is forbid, is it rare nowaday? Papa and Mama teach to avoid troublesome...
Still sleep with papa and mama. Zzz..
What I really want to eat now is Karaage
The most favourite fruit is strawberry
Very very Like to eat
Dislike food - None (except strange thing)
Lot of luggage
Blood type has become A type, actually I dont know. Once I answered "maybe is A?", unawares it becoming A (haha)
Being called as 'Alien' by grandpa and grandma
Being called as God of Home economics in elementary school
I'm not sure why being called as God of Home economics, once I cut my hand during sewing and blood coming out, being sent to health room, Tohoho~ Not cool at all... (laugh)
Put four stitches for this injury

Love sleep ~
Before, I hate "time to sleep", reluctant to sleep sometimes, but now is ok, Like to fall asleep even on 20:00pm (laugh)
Unless awake by someone, I'll sleep forever
Weak on morning
The highest record is sleep on 23:00pm, and when I notice, it' already 17:00pm...

Actually still went to sakura gakuin activities during recovery from stitches
From the old days, when I go outside for sketching, a ball flying to Moa!
Hit the knee...
Actually heat stroke during last summer
Pocket money is 5000 Yen
Bath in the morning
High amount of hair
But bangs hairline is thin
Love reading
Favourite book now is Risuani (リスアニ)
Want to hug koala at australia
I'd like to donate blood
Never forget things, but often lost things
Especially is umbrella
Poor at Tatami folding
Collecting guitar picks
Wish to have a new guitar~~~~
Because of Mom's work, has been asked and want to become a model since young age
When elementary school, stop model but somehow enter Amuse
The impetus of entering the office is Ciao (Japan Magazine for young girls)...
Love penguin and chick for some reason since I was tiny
Will want a chick related goods if I see one
When staying night at outside, must bring along plush toys Mon-chan (monkey) and Goma-chan (Shirotan)
A rabbit plushy that always with me since I was born
Good in keep thing
New thing cannot be used easily
Love summer
Love pool
Easily sunburned
Sunburned on summer, and becoming white back in winter, skintone is different following the season
Much injuries since very young
Knock on chin when fall down at escalator
Put my hand into the hole between the door and door of the automatic door and ended up with stuck there...

Relative on father site many work as teacher and researcher
Relative on mother site many work related with police and hospital
I do not hate study
But, the result is dropped
But, music is 5 (Yay~) (5 is full mark?)
Moa still has lots of secret she hasn't told yet
I'll tell you one secret! Since birth, I have less 2 lower teeth! It's said that after human using fire and do not eat hard thing like it was in the past, newtype with less teeth considerably exist! Thanks to that it's OK having a small chin!
In my rucksack and bag, I put anime characters keyholders of Danganronpa's Monokuma, Creamy Mami etc that I got from Marippe
Now I wish to keep Axolotl as pet
Raise あとり(bird) and Marimo-chan (Spherical moss) before
Must have a dog someday wan~
Love animal
Like experiment
Like to make mud balls~
Like the feels when step into the puddle with boots (piccy~piccy~)

Like potato digging
Like fruit picking (strawberry, apple, peach, orange....)
Often becoming Happy Icecream with Yui~ (Happy Ice Cream = a play where when you and a friend say a same word at a same time, the one who said Happy Ice Cream first and touch the other will get ice cream treat)
Like 百均 (100 yen shop)
Often went to 100yen shop with hana
Talking about reflexology foot with Yunano
Want to continue as M&M !!
Want to go to Disneyland with Junior high year 2 member in SG
Tears all the way
Now I wish to pass the graduation ceremony without crying
Without any Decayed tooth
Being known as sociable but surprisingly shy
Do not speak well in front of kawaii child
Good at making funny and weird song
Wish can deliver to someone, hope and happiness
LOVE SAKURA GAKUIN VERY MUCH~~~
That's waifu material, right there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hi3NJSKnqWc
New footage of Budokan and Legend 1997 on TV show. Su's voice has really matured. Moa not looking her best though.

>>12174454
i srsly want2 slap whoever is in charge of syncing the audio and video for budokan clips
also, i wish that in the akatsuki unfinished version that they hadn't bothered touching up Su's voice since the autotune portions, as well as forced extensions/cutoffs, are pretty bad

>>12174454
>New
Welcome to three months ago, newfag. Just discovered them a month ago?

>>12174608
I've been in these threads before you dreamt of sucking on Suzuka's titties boy.

>>12174695
As expected,childish reply from a pedophile.

>>12174745
>not wanting to wreck this
Faggot.

>>12174442
where dafuq did you find that?

>>12174871
On the internet.

>>12174892
on fucking facebook again

>>12174454
>Legend 1997
Pfft hahahahahaha I knew you can't read simple jap but you didn't even watch the video? Comedy gold right here folks.

>>12174454
>>12175031
New nickname: Mr. Stu-perior

>>12175031
The fuck you talking about that is Legend 1997 one clip of it
eat shit nigger

>>12175110
Lol go google Legend 1997's date and location, then check the screenshot. Then afterward there's a motherfucking giant cross, wow that sure reminds me of something, not you though lol since you obviously haven;t watched it. And if you wanna cry about 1:34 to 1:40 that's from Give me chocolate, nothing new there. Eat shit kiddo

>>12175157
>Stu-perior's face

>>12175157
1:00
FUCK YOU
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT
#REKT

>>12175231
WAIT FUCK
OKAY YOU ARE RIGHT
HAHAHAHA YOU GOT ME
FUNNY.

>>12174432
>Very very Like to eat

I'm sure you do.

What happened to calling Moa a slut? Or are just going with the fat thing now?

>>12175188
Who are you quoting?

>>12175263
Stu-perior here >>12175231 >>12175234

>>12175231
>>12175234
SUFAG GETTING BTFO
MOA & YUI CONFIRMED SUPERIOR
#REKT
>>12175254
WE GO WITH SUFAG A RETARD NOW

>>12175254
A fat slut.

>>12175280
Loving this shitposting. Thread quality decreased by 60%, good work.

>>12174454
Moa's really fat here, must be all those hamburgers.

Yui needs oil in her joints.

Let's have a moment of silence for all those that lost their waifu in 2014.
Rest in Peace
Moa Kikuchi
2010 - 2013

>>12175289
>quality
>>12174263

>>12175323
I dunno, shitposting is fun and all, but maybe we should talk about the band or the songs or the upcoming shows.
Just kidding Moa's a fat slut.

>>12175289
>shitposting
>thread quality
>60%
Wow take it easy there chump, this is 4chan not your bedroom.

I have a question. Should I feel bad about calling Moa names? I'm sure she's a very nice person maybe and she's very cute but on the other hand if I asked her out she'd laugh at me.

>>12175329
If someone wants to talk about these things then he will start discussion.
If no one will respond to him then it will mean that he is the only one that want to talk about this, otherwise he will have his discussion.

>>12175338
>>12175344
Post more Su, I need more for my fap collection, fuck fatty and robot

>>12175349
I like to look at a picture of Su just before I ejaculate. Makes things a lot more intimate.

>>12175311
rofl

>>12175344
y u no read

>>12174263

>>12175370
It seems you didn't got exacly what I was trying to say here >>12175344
And I read it, cus I fuckin wrote it. Sorry, should add some cum thingy in so you can know it was me.

Excellent. I, Mr Superior have an army of shitposters to take over the world. With my right hand man The Cum Anon taking care of any dissenters, it is time to move on to phase 2. Viral Babymetal across 4chan. Because when something takes off on 4chan it becomes spread across the entire internet and then Babymetal can take over the world. Suzuka-chan will recognize me for my efforts and marry me. We will rule this world as our subjects are hypnotized into the Babymetal cult through subliminal messaging in their music and create a new world. A....Su-perior world. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>12175386
u mean stu-perior XD

>Su will never do this to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oM2PwriqOjc&t=2m38s

>>12175501
what a fuck

>>12175501
Would you mind telling me who the hell you're quoting?!

>>12175509
I think he said yes, he would mind.

Su has very captivating eyes

I think I'll start another thread wherein we actually talk about Babymetal and Sakura Gakuin and waifu fags and cumlords can keep this one.

>>12175667
what did you think would happen when you start a thread about little girls on 4chan

Deflowered by a horse?

>>12175289
>Su-perior getting rekt
>A wild discussionfag appears!
Totally not a coincidence lel

>>12175667
stu-perior mad cos he got
>>12174454
>>12175031
>>12175110
>>12175157
>>12175231
>>12175234
#rekt

mao truly a best leader

>>12175667
Your thread will just get reported by the faggots here and deleted for duplicate thread because the janitor doesn't care. We're never going to discuss anything here with shitfucks like OP.

>>12176582
If you stop whining about how shitty every post is and start discussing about whatever you want to maybe you can get a reply, have you tried that?

>>12176723
>discussing
There's that word again>>12174263
Post more Su no Mao

You guys somehow manage to outdo the other idol threads at being awful shit. Good job.

>>12176723
Whoa look at this internet tough guy right here, we're having fun fuck off

>>12176723
No thanks, you can discuss with the fuckers infesting this thread instead. I'd already stopped posting a few threads ago anyway.

>>12174378
>Perfume
>retire
They're already far past the point of no return.

>>12176829
>>12174378
Fuck off with ur hagsand post more SU

>BABYMETAL World Tour
Now that I think about it, this makes a lot of sense. Gather all the country's pedophiles in one large area, and then drop some sort of chemical bomb on them to castrate them all. Great thinking, Japan!

>>12176811
Literally all you do is complain and complain while adding nothing to the discussion yourself. Fuck off.

>>12177033
Pls fuck off back to le reddit and H!O. I spit on you just like I spit cum from my dream dimension dick on BABYMETAL's cute little faces.

>>12177040
Go back to /b/

>>12177033
>Stu-perior butthurt

>>12177040
>>12177049
This thread doesn't have to be super serious discussion but how about not shitposting.

>>12177052
I don't even know who these girls everyone's posting are, I just come here to shitpost.

>>12177052
lol stu-perior is real mad

>tfw image.jpg spawned shitposting clones and now the thread has turned into this
It was nice while it lasted.

>>12177100
These threads were always shit.

>>12177108
Not before the 'wota' generals made by that faggot they weren't.

>>12177100
#cutformoa

>>12176811
I mostly stopped posting too, and only come here for webms. I'm not sure how many of these people are just shitposting intentionally to make Babymetal threads go away, but in the end it doesn't really matter, because I am sure, that many shitposters are legitimate retards who feel that they're in good company.

>>12177052
I agree, let's talk about how fat SUMETAL had become.

this is the worst thread ever

>>12177707
Robot had some glitch there.

>>12177707
I for one enjoy all this theatre a lot! Just some random dudes shouting at each other over the internet because well, how "shit" a certain list of shitty posts has become...
It's true gold.

what's with all the horses pics anyway

Moametaru best babymetaru

sent from my Nexus 4 while vaping Mt Baker Vapor on my Stingray X Zenith

>>12178202
nah, 2014 moa is shit, suzuka is the best

>>12178206
that's your opinion i dont like her ears and her bad skin

>>12178202
Fellow Maobro I salute thee
>>12178206
She is even fattter than Mao now.

>>12178209
>suzuka
>fat
you aren't even trying
>>12178208
you are objectively wrong her ears are cute and her skin is fine
her eyes are god tier
none them will go out with us anyway

>>12178215
You obviously haven't seen recent pics of her then. Absolutely disgustingly fat I say.

>>12178231
post evidence or get the fuck out

>>12178215
People are not right or wrong when it comes to tastes. Don't be retarded. You should be happy I like Moa and not your waifu.

>>12178243
www.google.com

>>12178244
>'stop eating that shit!'
>IT'S MY OPINION THAT THIS SHIT TASTES GOOD PEOPLE AREN'T RIGHT OR WRONG WHEN IT COMES TO OPINIONSMRMMRMRMRMRMRM

>>12178256
Go back to /v/ or /a/ where ever you usually hang out.

>>12178256
>Autism

>>12178243
>stuperior not knowing about lardass su
lol

>>12178255
>this is fat
Nah

>>12178266
fatter than moa :^)

>>12178262
Please refrain from bullying autists and the autist lifestyle while using /jp/.

>>12178266
fat as fuck m8, u visually-impaired son?

>>12177040
What, your going to quote me all the time now?

>>12178268
>>12178270
http://i.minus.com/iyCWicXMKQi4X.gif
:[D

>>12178272
>i.minus
>.gif
no

>>12178272
>moa
>not a slut
oh gosh

>>12178272
The cutest :D

>>12178279
so cute

>>12178271
who qoute

>>12178281
>:[D

>>12178286
You're mom when I cum on her old saggy tits.

>>12178290
Yui a grandma with old saggy tits

Someone here needs to make a cum tribute to the fox god.

>>12178298
Yui have delicious, android, flat chest that I cum on every night.

>>12178302
Holy shit this. I will fuck anyone who cums on a picture of Babymetal and posts it here

>>12178316
zats illegal.

Moa's a big girl.

>>12178355
Mao isn't as big as fat Su.

>>12178376
For you.

>>12178380
>Says the blind guy

>>12178384
Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would call a slim beautiful angel like Suzuka fat.

Stu-perior is out in full force today I see.

DOKI DOKI MORNING DVD

01 DOKI DOKI MORNING PV
02 DOKI DOKI MORNING PV (Air Metal Dance ver.)
https://mega.co.nz/#!rB8GCDxL!p5a3-lyrXtU95pOKZVaHE4wdTqlQf7Taq8VcYSduobc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75-_oeWF_UM

>>12178652
Beautiful

>>12178826
Thank you.

>>12178652
Su was pretty cool during that time, too bad she's fat now.

>>12178890
>being this butthurt about your fat waifu slut that you need to copy the same accusations against Suzuka
At least come up with your own waifu war weapons.

>>12178901
Just saying it as I see it Stu-perior.

>>12178903
>tfw Maofag
>tfw with every day you see her getting more and more fatter
>tfw tears roll down your face as you stroke your finger against a picture of Moa from 2012
>tfw you see the superiority of Suzuka and Yui fans and put a pistol to your head before pussying out
A-at least I developed an inflation fetish ;_;

>>12178920
>Being this mad
Calm down there little boy or you might wet your diapers again.

>>12178936

>>12178938

>>12178652
who?

>>12178955
the masketta man

Su-perior

>>12178964
I want to lick those legs.

>>12178964
u meant stu-periro XD

I never complained about the quality of posts before, but this thread is horrible. I blame ritual anon, he must have advertised it in the wrong places, or maybe it's just one person, the mao/#rekt/stu-perior anon. He's forcing maymays and new mythos on the Babymetal fandom, that's not how things work dude. Cease and desist. Go annoy the Momoclo fags, they need it.

>>12178968
That's not Babymetal.

>>12178968
That Stu-perior guy is a shitposter who admits he is only here for the shitposting. Mods too busy eating a hot pocket then to ban him though.

>>12178972
Actually I get banned a lot, for some reason they don't delete my posts though. Good thing I'm behind 40 proxies

>>12178968
lol whor these kids

>>12178968
It's ritual, image.jpg and a bunch of similarly retarded shitposters.
Shitposting is not against the rules, so nothing can be done.

>>12178968
It's Su-perior for being a stupid piece of waifufagging shit, not ritual.

>>12179031
ritual anon is su-perior

>>12178968
>Go annoy the Momoclo fags
What puts you above them that you think your cancer should've infected them? Jesus, I knew you guys are natural shitposters, but wanting to infect other threads with your own cancer? Sort your own shit yourself. You guys are the worst.

>>12179086
It ain't shitposting if it's fun :^)

>>12179086
Sorry, it's not that I want the shitposting to spread I just hate Momoclo

I am >>12178968

>>12179091
This fucking #reckt anon is impersonating everyone I can't even keep track of what is going on anymore.

Where is the tribute? This displeases Yui metal.

>Su-fag getting btfo
>"omg thread quality down much shitpost such samefag QQ"
Gee I wonder...

>>12179125
Yeah I think Su-perior needs to cool her tits, it's obvious she's the one whining the most now.

>>12179136
plot twist..

females!??

>>12179031
this, if su-perior wasn't shitposting no one would defend moa (she's not fat)

>>12179136
>>12179149
>>12179125
LITERALLY the only people that are against Mr Superior are shitposters.

>>12179158
Wouldn't it be a good idea to actually not be against anyone? Just collect data and media?

>>12179149
>she's not fat
rofl

>>12179168
Exactly. Slow news day though, so here we are. When Budokan comes out on Blu-Ray my analysts have predicted a 70% increase in thread quality.

>>12179149
>she's not fat
look at
literally proof
>>12174454

>>12179149
Moa being fat is as true as Su being a perfect goddess

>>12179184
So it's completely true?

>>12179191
Yes.
>>12174454

I just watched Megitsune and BABYMETAL for the first time. I think I've fallen in love. Is this normal?

>>12179199
With who, anon? And yeah the first time I saw Gimme Choco I instantly fell in love with Suzuka. Now I have 204 items of her.

>>12179199
Yes
But it's over now, Su is too old now, her voice got too deep, it isn't cute anymore, the dream is dead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XqzYEOtPu14

>>12179158
>damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control damage control

>>12179205
The entire group, I can't choose.
>>12179206
Of course I would get on just as the rides ending.

>>12179205
>204
You're a heck of a comedy gold kiddo.

>>12179211
Rides just begun m8, just wait until they do their US tour and take over the world.
>>12179214
is that too small?
I only save pics that are big enough.

>>12179211
Nah you're still in for the ride for at least a year, anything after that is uncertain though

>>12179205
She's too fat.

>>12179199
Yes man. Now start a discussion about whatever want to know, and we will follow.

>>12179224
>thread quality improves near the end of it's lifeline
heh

>>12179205
omg fatface

>>12179224
Where do I get my own Death Metal Loli?

>>12179215
>He calls that "big enough"

>>12179228
Order them from a sketchy russian over the deepweb

>>12179230
never said hq m8, my internet is shit so I can't post anything over 1mb

>>12179231
She has to be japanese though, otherwise it doesn't work.

>>12179224
>discussion
>All those serious discussion faggots need to fuck off back to le reddit and H!O. I spit on you just like I spit cum from my dream dimension dick on BABYMETAL's cute little faces.

>>12179233
Yeah, I agree. I mean I'd fuck a little asian girl but not a little white girl. So I'm not a pedophile.

>>12179104
Pls somebody do it pls

>>12179239
You and I are of one mind.

>>12179243
:3

Babymetal improves you League of Legends play.

>>12179248
Babymetal improves any gameplay

>>12179251
Babymetal improves your high

>>12179248
>>12179251
toppest kek, if you're listening to them you're doing it wrong. Have something actually worth listening:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TyTMPaQhoM

>>12179248
>Playing LoL
kill yourself

>>12179260
lol umad brah?

>>12179260
>>12179264
I wish /v/ was gone.

>>12179259
>posting this shit
You know NOTHING about music.
Here have some real shit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhXhVMKxnkY

>>12179260
>Not playing the best game ever
You should off yourself

>>12179276
Bronze shitters WW@?

>>12179245
Why is robot acting as if it has emotion?

>>12179284
muh future babymetal advert

>>12179259
Damn this is good

>>12179289
'I look like Bill Gates mixed with Obama'
- Lil B, 2010

He's great.

>>12177707
Yui is taller than Ayami now.
How does it feel when only I have an eternal loli for waifu?

>>12179306
Fuck off with the hag and post more Su.

>>12179320

>>12179320
Fuck off #rekt anon, not even shitposters want you here.

Also they're about the same age.

>>12179338
How old are they? I'd tap that.

>>12179344
She's 18 but is lolier than Yui

>>12179338
I'll take the one on the left, you may have the others.

>>12179205
>>12179215
>>12179232
You can't be more obvious with you're new in whole idol thing.

>>12179380
I meant at the time of the picture taken. I wanna fuck those kids.

>>12179399
Age is only a number.

I want Babymetal try to turn a song with legit Death Metal instruments into something moe, so far everything they released is at heaviest metalcore tier.

I remember reading that Kobametal likes Behemoth, he could take inspiration from them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1y192BaUPE

>>12179423
>instruments
instrumentals*

>>12179392
To his defense Babymetal/Sakugaku doesn't spit out photo shoots daily like most other idol factories do.

>>12179423
That would be nice to see. As a Slipknot fan (yeah yeah) I like how a majority of their songs are Slipknot inspired and they pull it off well.

Doc of Kobametal top 50 albums, in my opinion he has a bad case of shit taste but whatever, he gave us Babymetal.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1W6_H4R2u3m7XPCHIOt8zg4Ch_7XplBVxi11HTiXW7c8/edit#gid=0

>>12179436
I guess there isn't a big chance for Babymetal to play at Knotfest in Japan but it could happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk2iRfrh5hI

>>12179423
They should make something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd03z_6XDis

>>12179452
>meteora instead of hybrid theory
what a faggot

Babymetal should try viking metal. That would be fucking glorious.

>>12179459
Like I said, bad case of shit taste and his top 5 is all Japanese, it's as if he was trying to appease Japanese fans or something.

Seikima is boring, X is overrated, Maximum the Hormone gets boring after a week. I don't know anything from Nunchuk and Yuyoyuppe but I like Rondo of Nightmare.

It's not like it's better with western bands but there's too much to comment on

>>12179456
I'd love something like In the Absence ov Light from The Satanist with Su speaking broken English where Nergal speaks in Polish

>>12179481
To be honest I can't find anything on this Nunchuk thing, I don't even know if it's Japanese

Babymetal gravure when?

Yuyoyuppe worked on Megitsune and Akumu no Rondo, that's pretty good

>I share a birthday with Moa

It was meant to be!

>>12179504
>being born in anything other than based september

>>12179507
>September
>Hottest month of the year

No thank you, you can keep your terrible month.

>>12179507
>fellow September bro
Dayum

>>12179516
Every September bro I've met as been a cool dude
>>12179514
wat
Isn't that like July? I don't think it's hot in September but then again I live in bongland where the weather makes no sense.

>>12179520
Nope, September is statistically the hottest month of the year. August gives it a run for its money though.

The parents of everyone who were born in september had sex on new years.

>>12179481
>Like I said, bad case of shit taste and his top 5 is all Japanese, it's as if he was trying to appease Japanese fans or something.

>Japanese man
>grew up listening to Japanese metal
>would somehow have a personal bias in his music taste for Japanese bands

get out of town

Migrate, my birds
>>12180678

>>12180679
What a fucking awful thread. Don't ever make one again.

>>12180708
What?

>>12180679
>shitposters making threads
Can you just fuck off? Nobody wants you here. It's a shame that the mods haven't banned you yet.
>>12180711
Some /b/tard made a thread that as you can see is going to be full of shitposting and more of the same crap like 'moa fat'. It's not that I want a super serious shithole like reddit but when every post is literally 'moa fat' or 'rekt', it's not fun to be around. He didn't even had Sakura Gakuin in the title. So fuck the little image.jpg knockoff, I'm making my own thread.
>>12180728

>>12180679
FUCK YOU
NEW THREAD
>>12180743

>>12180746
are you fucking serious
the new thread was already made
and it's the 16th
>>12180728

>>12180679
>>12180730
>>12180746
All of these are bad, because the posters are bad. Also "general" should not be in the topic. "thread" is more appropriate and doesn't reek of shitposting.

How big of an idiot does one have to be to create 3 new threads when the old one is only at page 7?

>>12181127
I remember when the shitposters were not the absolute majority in these threads.

>>12181295
It's not in the new thread