/jp/ - Otaku Culture

>>12157007
porn is not the same thing as abuse.
who the fuck raised you asshat?

>>12157011
It is.

/jp/ is sexually depraved and full of wannabe normals who regret never having sticked their dicks into a vagina, that's why they have to mentally rape poor innocent 2D girls

>>12157014
Not all of us have fallen as you have, nerd. Some of us are actually virtuous. Even the most secular here have strong morals and spirituality.

We are pure of heart and mind.

>>12157014
I, for one, only enjoy consensual and loving sex with Touhous.
Unless I am the one getting raped, then it's different.

It's reality. Every man thinks about sexual stuff unconscious all the time. Touhou means free thoughts. Do you hate freedom?

>>12157014
Is there something wrong with that?

>>12157024
>I, for one, only enjoy consensual and loving sex with Touhous.

That's about on the same level

>>12157023
Please teach me to be pure

>>12157014
If you wholeheartedly believe that porn=abuse then you certainly have a mental disorder.
Abuse stands for itself, either with or without porn. If an individual is troubled or a sociopath then he will have urges/actions to abuse and violate others, no matter whether that abuse is directed at sexual things or not.
To equate both things says a lot about you.
Even a desperate virgin will not rape a woman if he sees it as something condemnable. Unless one's morals are already twisted (which has nothing to do with being a virgin or not) that person will not rape, abuse, or murder under any circumstances (save murdering for self-defense).
Sex is love, or an expression of art, or in its darker form, a means of release (of bodily fluids and psychological tension). As a means of release it CAN take a heavily fetished state, as is often the case with commercial pornography, but it still does not equate violence in any way.
If you disagree with this you are retarded and a sociopath in which case I will not discuss this matter with you any further.

>>12157023
>Pure of heart and mind
>Posts the biggest slut in all Christianity
>ISHYDDT

>>12157043
I find that the further you keep away from being evil/a jerk, the better you become. Eventually it becomes natural.

>>12157057
>If you disagree with this you are retarded and a sociopath
Where do you think you are?

>Sex is love, or an expression of art

I seriously doubt anyone masturbates to 2D girls because they love them, and if they do then they only love them for their perfect naked bodys, which is not true love.

If you truly love a person or character you will refrain from looking at such degrading pictures

>>12157064
You have learned nothing.

>>12157065
But even if I be the nicest and most cheerful person, the lewd thoughts creep up to me and won't let me go until I abide to their will

>>12157070
>If you truly love a person or character you will refrain from looking at such degrading pictures
wisest words on /jp/

>>12157070
You know shit about love son.
How do you think love begins? Have you ever fallen in love with an ugly, disabled person?

>>12157086
>Have you ever fallen in love with an ugly, disabled person?

Yes, in fact I have.
To me she then was the most beautiful person in the world.

>>12157076
Is that your excuse for everything, anon?

>>12157093
I know it's not an excuse, and I'm constantly trying again and again while being well aware that the only one to blame is me since I lack willpower.

I just wanted to ask for advice

>>12157089
I mean physically. And no, you haven't. If you admit she was ugly then you haven't. I don't mean "friendly love" or "sibling/relatives love". I mean love as in wanting to put your pee-pee inside her orificies as well as wishing her well.

>>12157081
Am I a bad person if I masturbate to all sorts of 2D characters, but the one I truly love I refrain from masturbating to?

>>12157105
> I mean love as in wanting to put your pee-pee inside her orificies as well as wishing her well.

But I am also talking about that kind of love.
In retrospect she was pretty ugly compared to normal peoples standard, but at that time I really felt passion and lust for her.

But maybe that's because I really have no standards for beauty, since I don't care about this.
I know this sounds stupid and it's really hard to describe, but when it comes to the look of people I see I just don't pay attention at all

>>12157106
I don't think, you're only demonstrating (to yourself) who you really love, and that doesn't make you a bad person imho

>>12157115
It proves my point then. If you found her attractive and lusted for her, it means you accepted her and thought she was beautiful. It may not be the "standard" "acceptable" level of beauty of other girls, but truth be told, there is no universal beauty standard and as long as YOU thought she was beautiful then you could fall in love with her. You may think "I know many other people think this girl is ugly, but to me she is beautiful." Doesn't this happen all the time everywhere anyway?
What I am saying is that there is no way that YOU actually find someone to be ugly/physically repulsive (to YOU, not to others) and then fall in love with that person. Romantic love starts with physical attraction, and that's why there are multiple forms of love (family, friends, love, objects, god (if you have one), etc...)

>>12157106
You're cheating on your love. She'd be sad to see you fuck other girls and ignore her.

>>12157123
>Romantic love starts with physical attraction

Except it's the opposite for me, I feel attracted to a persons personality and this developes into physical attraction

>>12157126
no one is ignoring or cheating on her, it's only a masturbation

>>12157135
Masturbating to other people and not playing with her is ignoring.

>>12157140
touché! I can't reply decently to that

>>12157146
You should fap only to your waifu from now on.

>>12157106
I masturbate to all sorts of 2D characters, but the one I truly love, I masturbate the most to.
I just love seeing her continuously brutally gang raped and turned into a breeding livestock.
Am I a bad person?

>>12157007
>It's not very fun seeing your favorite characters being horribly violated.

But it's exactly because I love her so much that I want to see her being horribly violated.

>>12157153
that would feel weird

>>12157165
Nice madonna-whore-complex you have there. You're like a dude who marries a lovely girl but then only fucks prostitutes in order to not "dirty" her. Good girls can also be sexual.

>>12157198
I just can't fap on my waifu, it makes me feel bad with myself

>>12157198
Not him but I cant even get it hard to good girls, only mega sluts that are freshly fucked.

>>12157218
basically this

I never jack off to characters I know, which is why I avoid all H-doujinshi.

Even if I don't know the characters in a H-doujinshi there's a chance that I might pick up the series later and it will be retroactively ruined for me.

>>12157024
>Unless I am the one getting raped, then it's different.
I thought I was the only one........

>>12157104
You can still do decent things and beat off on your own time. The only place that sexual deviancy means a lack of character is in your mind. Go donate blood, go donate time, there's plenty of good stuff you can do. In the end no one is going to fault you.

I enjoy more cute pictures of touhous doing cute things. The most i think of my wife is spending a nice evening cuddling with her.

Fapping to my waifu has a special feeling attached to it that I don't get using other pictures.

>>12157075
Huh?
Afaik, it was established that those were two different Marys.
I agree with you (?) though, I could never imagine having sex with somebody I don't love, and I think a lot of people on /jp/ can't, either. There's no way they could be that cute, otherwise!
That being said, I don't mind seeing Touhou enjoy their bodies (with each other), as long as it is love, or a derivation thereof.
What I absolutely can't see is why >>12157007
and >>12157014 think porn equals abuse. Sex can be a beautiful thing, going way beyond mere carnal mingling and its reproductive function, e.g. under the previously mentioned condition, and I haven't seen any of these alleged abuse threads on this board... yet.
tl;dr see pic related

>>12157011
It is if it's good porn.

I personally find pornography a unifying force in the world. We may disagree over religion, nations, borders, sports teams, or even our favourite food, but there is one thing that unites humanity.

We will make porn out of anything.

TV Shows? Porn. Comic books? Porn. Manga and anime? Sweet Jesus, some of it IS the porn!

When I first joined the Touhou fandom, I made a point of staying away from the porn. At the time, I was a secondary and therefore I thought ALL the characters were lolis (Lolicon is just as illegal as real CP in the UK)

But then I realised that some of them were adults and therefore fappable. So it massively expanded the amount of porn I could put into my R34 folder. So it was all good.

And as it turns out, there's quite a lot of bondage. Pic related.

TL;DR - Quit being so uptight and just wank already.

>>12157463
That's not normal. Porn was not being made out of everything until just a few years ago.

>>12157238
I'm the exact opposite.
That's why I prefer doujinshi to h-manga.

>>12157551
>I prefer doujinshi to h-manga.
They are not mutually exclusive.

>>12157463
But we disagree over porn the most.
I mean just look at this thread, everyone has their preferences and fetishes and we will always argue which one's the best and which one's are shit.

>Lolicon is just as illegal as real CP in the UK
So? Don't tell me you don't fap to lolis?
What are you, some kind of a faggot?

>>12157580
And 'prefer' doesn't necessarily mean I'm excluding anything.

>>12157463
Nah. Money is the force unifyng the world. Not porn.

For example, my fetish is spanking. I can't wank to regular porn.
So don't tell me it's unifying.

>>12157463
>Lolicon is illegal in the UK
what a sad country you live in...

>>12157491
What are you talking about? People have made pornography of things ever since there have been things to make pornography of. Or do you seriously think it started with the Internet?

>>12157602
Sure, and I prefer detective stories to books.

>>12157463
>(Lolicon is just as illegal as real CP in the UK)
What a terrible fate.

>>12157626
You know what I meant.

>>12157629
>>12157618

Not really, I don't even like it anyway.

>>12157629
What's actually terrible is all the child rape that results from men watching it.

>>12157656
More like it prevents child rape.
Imagine how much more rape there would be if all porn was banned

>>12157649
Fag.

>>12157661
Meh. I know I wouldn't rape anyone even if all porn was banned.

But I can't guarantee I wouldn't steal a gun and shoot people at random.

>>12157649
dude, you're heartless!

>>12157649
Let me guess, you're one of these disgusting unvirgins who enjoys consensual sex with a woman your age, in the missionary position?

I want to have sex with a Touhou so badly, you guys have no idea.

>>12157752
You disgust me

>>12157774
I'm sorry.

>>12157752
I know that feelio too well.
What's the point of living?

>>12157752
>>12157786
Fuck some hooker or get a girlfriend.
A pussy is a pussy, there is no difference.

The thing that make touhous so great are their personalities.

By the way purrfags, how do you manage to browse /jp/?
Every other post has a lewd pic

>>12157799
You just need to avoid a certain kind of threads. They're like a ghetto, them imagedumps.

>>12157820
Doesn't it make you angry when you catch a glimpse though?

I know it makes me hit the hide button in anger

>>12157799
What? Are you, like, constantly in heat?
I don't mind lewd pictures, even if they don't conform to my headcanon, I'm not that autistic to tell people what to like and not like.
I don't even masturbate to Touhou, or even Hentai in general. I'm just in it for the vanilla waffles.

>>12157825
>Are you, like, constantly in heat?
I don't want to talk about it much, but every lewd pic is a dangerfactor

>>12157842
Sou you masturbate rather often, I take it.

>>12157007
>It's not very fun seeing your favorite characters being horribly violated.

What are you? Gay?

I prefer to have the girls being the ones who violate. Preferably the victims also being other girls. Though it would be EVEN BETTER if it was just consensual yuri sex (futa okay too).

So yeah.

I wish there were more doujins with sensual kissing and stuff.

What if I enjoy seeing the characters I like being horribly violated?

I feel that going through something horrible like that makes her personality shine through even brighter. That is, unless something like mindbreak or "she starts enjoying it partway through" happens. I hate that, I prefer pure suffering.

>>12158075

>>12158075
Same here.

But I'd like to make clear that I'm not talking about rape or torture.

>>12158085
It depends, if it's sexual torture (spiked dildos, getting her clitoris whipped etc.) I enjoy it. But actual, non-sexual torture, nope.

>>12158109
In my case, I'm talking about spanking.
If the touhou is resisting or crying, it's okay, but if she starts enjoying it, it kills me boner.

>>12158117
Same here, I feel that it demeans her to a subhuman piece of meat that can be ruled by her base desires. If she suffers, but maintains her human (or youkai) dignity, it's what I enjoy.

>>12158135
Especially since youkais in work are often arrogant, considering humans as piece of meat.
It makes it even more satisfying to spank them, or whatever you like inflicting them.

>>12157105
How is that different from sibling love?

>>12158152
That's how I feel when characters I don't like are being horribly violated, personally. For the characters I do like, it's what I wrote above.

>>12158167
That's funny. I personally can't enjoy spanking for characters I actually like.
And compared to what you mentionned, that's pretty soft.

>>12158175
I do realize it's not exactly commonplace, but that's how I feel for most characters I like, although it's only for doujins and fanart. I wouldn't enjoy it at all in canon, but for fanart, the more cruel and painful it gets the better for me.

>>12158188
Of course, if it's canon, the touhou could get used to it. That's why it's better if it's fanon.

>>12158075
>That is, unless something like mindbreak or "she starts enjoying it partway through" happens. I hate that, I prefer pure suffering.
I have same opinion as you, but, mindbreak is OK to me. I really hate the "start enjoying it" thing.

Btw, is there any GOOD rape doujin recommendations?

>>12158199
As a Remilia fan, Birdland is my favorite. No mindbreak, no pleasure, just tears. Also bare feet.

>>12158213
Birdland has a shota but no shota on Remilia action.

I am disappointed.

Best Remilia work belongs to Cherish's masterpiece.

>>12158289
It does have shota action, in the last few pages, which are my favorite. It's what damages her mentally the most.

>>12158199
>I have same opinion as you, but, mindbreak is OK to me. I really hate the "start enjoying it" thing.
You're contradicting yourself.

>>12158303
I think he means dead tuna mindbreak.

>>12158311
Oh. Right, I guess that counts.

>>12158213
I like that doujin too. Depressing.

>>12158347
I don't find it depressing at all. The opposite, in fact, if you know what I mean.

Which reminds me, I feel the same about NTR, I love it as long as she's not mindbroken and/or enjoying it. But it doesn't apply to 2hu, so it's not relevant.

I'm not sure if I can identify with you lot or not.

I have been posting here since the beginning and have never fapped to a 2hu, anyone else in the same boat? I just enjoy cute things for being cute.

>>12158583
I also enjoy cute things for being cute, but there's too much Touhou porn to be ignored.
When I was younger, I was a big Strike Witches fan and I never fapped to them or even had lewd thoughts. But once I stopped being so obsessive, I was rather fine about doujins.
As for Touhou, I just consume all possible media. Random pictures on danbooru, 4koma, fanime, the games, h-doujins,non-h doujins, the canon material,ect. I just do this autist thing where I compare everything I consume to the canon material. Is it possible that this would occur?

Of course, I'm biased and sway toward my own personal head canon, but I have the canon stuff in a folder so I can reread every so often or use as a reference.

It gets pretty uncomfortable when fapping, though. You get distracted and it's just like "I'll just go fap to something else". Also, it's difficult to jerk off to anything that isn't full-blown out of canon. If it's something ridiculous, you can just dismiss it easily after as opposed to thinking about it.

>>12158632
I worded the last part incorrectly.
If it's ridiculous, it's easier to masturbate to because you can just dismiss it after.

So stuff that can't possibly occur is the best.

>>12158634
>>12158632
But you are still looking at degrading pictures of someone you like, why?

>>12158639
What makes you sex is degrading?

>>12158639
Iunno, my favorite 2hus by far are Marisa, Eiki, Murasa,and Mokou.

I never fap to Marisa(Or Alice, because I am a secondary faggot who pairs them). *Guess this is kind of false, I've fapped to that doujin with futa Koakuma and Marisa before I've bothered to delve into the Touhou world deeper.
Reimu is also extremely uncomfortable for me, so I've never fapped to her either.

Though I don't fap to them,I'd have to say I've read torture/rape doujins revolving around Marisa. To be honest, I don't particularly know why. Maybe out of habit? I certainly don't enjoy it. Maybe it's just a form of consuming ALL possible media revolving around Gensokyo. Picking out inconsistencies and handpicking what you want for your headcanon, I guess.

As for porn-wise, I guess it depends whether the "like" is more personality or looks related.

I like Mokou/Marisa based on their characters, so I don't fap to them.
I like Eiki based on her character and her looks, so it's kind of a 50/50 thing.
Murasa is sadly 100% looks and design, so I don't mind fapping to her at all.

In the end, now that I think about it.. The main reason I probably actually do this is because "Why should I fap to anything else, when I can fap to Touhou related stuff and experience more 2hu doujins?" It's like a killing two birds with one stone type of thing.

Also,when you point out the inconsistencies and flaws in another doujin(Which is a lot easier to do in h-doujins), it somewhat feels like it reinforces your headcanon. Not to say that my headcanon is in any way accurate to the real canon....

And probably the final reason is that maybe there's just an innate desire to see porn of attractive characters.

Who knows, I guess.

>>12158694
Actually, now that I think about it this middle part rather destroys my argument.

"Degrading pictures of someone you like"
I've have to say it's a combination of three points
1)Experiencing as much media as possible
2)Enforcing head canon
3)If it's not canon in my head, then it's just some random attractive characters as opposed to the characters being portrayed.


Also >>12158687

Putting too much thought into "Why do I fap to Touhous I like?"

>>12158117
>it kills me boner

I don't even bother with Touhou doujinshi that doesn't involve snuff, guro, futanari, NTR or gangrape, to be honest. Anything else is too mild and not worth my time.

I don't like to see any Touhou being horribly violated, but I like consensual sexu.

Its normal to want to have sex with the girl you love.

>>12158213
>>12158289
>>12158347
Read it again and listen to this at the same time. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae0nwSv6cTU&feature=kp

>>12158893
>>12158213
The song didn't help at all.
I feel terrible, thanks /jp/.

Remilia is not nearly one of my favorite characters, but watching her get kidnapped then become a sex slave is rather depressing. Even more so when the sequel is translated and it revolves around her sobbing and longing for home as they rape her.

>>12159211
That's not as depressing as mindbreak, because it means she still exists. As opposed to being replaced with a piece of meat.

>>12158892
you're a slut.

>>12159261
One day, I'd like to read a doujin where a touhou get raped, and has to bear the trauma.
No surprise pregnancy, no bullshit, just the "I got raped and I don't know if I should feel ashamed or not".

>>12159273
Saperon made something like with Nazrin and Gigolosuke.
It's only 3 pages long, but you can find it on Danbooru.

>>12159273
Same here, especially if she goes through it again later.

Touhous are girls, so it's only natural for them to get raped and violated.
That's what they're for.

>>12159526
Girls are just boys without a penis

>>12159526
True.

>>12159537
Penis starts with P because of it's mythical Power.

>>12159592
Then why do girls have more power over men than vise versa?

>>12159595
>Then why do girls have more power over men than vise versa?
Men aren't weaker in the Touhouverse. They just don't compete by using danmaku.
They compete by RIPPING THEIR SHIRT AND WRESTLING WHILE RIDING MOTORCYCLE AND SHAVING WITH GLASS SHARDS

>>12159599
I wasn't talking about Gensokyo, I was talking about the real world.
This very thread is proof of just how much power girls have over men, they dictate a majority of the thoughts we have.

>>12159604
Hey everyone, look at that faggot.
He thinks there's a place called "Outside". Let me guess, you also believe in Heaven, Purgatory and Hell, right?
What a fag.

>>12159604
>I wasn't talking about Gensokyo, I was talking about the real world.
Silly anon, that thing doesn't exist.

>>12159604
How are they dictating my thoughts when I'm not interested in them? I care only about non-existent, cute 2D girls in silly hats.

Hell, I can't even pop a boner anymore to a disgusting 3D hag!

>>12159622
But that's what I'm talking about.
Even a 2D girl is a girl, and they are influencing your mind by a lot, they would have you under total control if they could say a word

>>12159622
>pubic hair
I'm hard as diamond

>>12159626
Except they couldn't possibly say anything. They aren't girls, they are concepts.

>>12159635
You talking shit about my tulpa?

>>12159640
Not really. But a tulpa would still be a construct, wouldn't she?

Why do 3D even enter into the equation? I have 2D and my hand, I let 2D mind its own just as I expect the normies to avoid me.

>>12159674
Doesn't changes the fact that these 2D girls greatly influence your every action

>>12159687
I'm fine with that.

>>12159687
You mean like the way I move my hand? Because I don't do much else nowadays.

>>12159701
I mean more like how you have become the person you are today because of them

>>12159715
see
>>12159696

>>12159211
Sequel?! Where?!

I love me some rape and bondage and tentacles and all that non-con stuff, but usually hate the ending. Frustrating.

>>12159604
what? our whole society is ran almost entirely by men what do you mean they have power?

>>12157007
But I don't watch characters I like get violated.
I much prefer happy sex to anything else. Looking at a character you like get beaten and raped is just depressing.

>>12160287
Almost everything a man does revolves around sticking his dick into a women

>>12160307
Makes you wish every character got as many Consensual, Loving Doujins as Okuu.

>>12160326
…or in a man

>>12159604
I want Tumblr to leave.

>>12160335
I don't care about other characters but I wish Okuu had more doujinshi of her getting brutally raped and murdered. Not to fap to, not even to look at, I just hate Okuu.

>>12160395
you're a terrible person

>>12160395
Me too.

>>12160401
Because I don't like your shitty /a/ waifu? yeah ok

>>12160402
Thanks

>>12160409
>>12160402
Here's another one.

>>12161008
What kind of stupid autist goes out of his way to find a bunch of happy okuu images just to crop and mash them together in a vain attempt to piss off a random anonymous person on /jp/ who happened to insult his "waifu", and then goes ahead and misuses the spoiler function?

Oh yeah, Okuu fans.

>>12161022
that image has been around for awhile.

>>12161022
She wouldn't have half as many crops for that image if she wasn't more dense than a Baka.

>>12161022
>vain attempt

Sure sounds like it worked to me. Let that blood boil, demon.

>>12161022
I hope this image ruins your entire week, you degenerate piece of dog shit.

>>12161153
This image did ruin my week. Not because it's Okuu, but because the art is so bland and generic.

>>12161153

>>12161158
>This image did ruin my week.

Good, I hope you fucking rot

>>12161160
I don't understand your insult. Everyone rots eventually. You don't have to hope for it for it to happen.

>>12161163
The important thing is that I ruined your week, demon.

>>12161165
Okay.

>>12161022
This is bullying.

>>12161159
This is cute.

>>12161187
A cute response to a cute image!

>>12161187
What he is doing is not bullying. It's more like hopeless manchild complaining.

>>12157064
>calling our goddess a slut

>>12161238
Yeah, what a loser. He needs to get a real life and start obsessing over Reiuji "so cute and pure" Utsuho.

>>12161248
Wow dude, you just destroyed his weeb ass. You should open a school to teach how to be as awesome as you.

>>12161249
Right back at you.

>>12161253
At you.

>>12161247
Don't even get it but I saved the image with the same filename.

>>12161272
A lot of Protestant groups believe por have believed Catholics worship the Virgin Mary as a goddess

>>12160395
not doujinshi, btw
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1617675

>>12161289
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=2040495

Okuu is so happy she's finally being put to good use.
Just look at that sunny smile, seeing that really makes me happy as well.

Don't push your modals on the touhous. The touhous want to be raped.

>>12161690
But it's not rape if they want it, Anon.

>>12161690
This argument works both ways.

I've had a really unsettling dream.
I dreamt that I saw a picture of Yuyuko, laying on a table being fucked by a guy.
Meanwhile they were surrounded by some kind of ghostbubble that looked like Myon, which kept all the sperm and other fluids in the air while also sort of giving a xray vision of her innards.
Meanwhile under the table was Youmu whose vagina was connected with the ghost bubble and was pregnant with a baby.
The guy pretty much proxyfucked Youmus baby.
Then there was Reimu who was restrained by ropes and had a penis in her mouth (don't ask me how).
At the same time on the left there was a cut up body without a head or limbs whose innards were on the outside.
These innards were functional and connected to the whole fuckconstruct with tubes, sort of to provide nutrition so that these 4 would never have to leave this position.
I guess you could consider the body still alive somehow

>>12162000
Drawfags get on this.

>>12162000
That's hot as HECK, dude.

>>12162000
That sounded awesome, man. Congrats on your dreams giving you something like that.

>>12162070
It really scares me that my mind is capable of such horrible things

>>12162000
I wish we had dream recording technology.

>>12162000
Thanks for the fap man.

>>12162000
Are you sure you're not possessed by HR Giger?

>>12157463
>So it massively expanded the amount of porn I could put into my R34 folder. So it was all good.
You wanna know what else it expanded?

>>12164194
I'll miss him...

>>12157007

The internet is for porn.

I don't generally care for Touhou porn because it just seems like a waste of the characters and setting.

As the vast majority of the time the artists make use of neither and you can basically photoshop all the obvious touhou-bits out of their work and you couldn't tell the difference. That and the heavy use of faceless males due to the lack of canon males in the series. Its just lazy and mindless.

Its a rather shallow reason to not like it, and its not my place to tell these people what to use their talents on. Its just frustrating for me personally because I've been trying my own hand at creative pursuits and I suppose there's a degree of jealousy involved.

>>12167735
The faceless male part is a convention. They're used to avoid self-inserts.

I personally hate them as they're horrifying, but they're supposed to be people you can identify to, since they're no-name no-face -no-opinion.
I said "supposed", because I know I don't describe what I'm doing during the act. I don't say "HAHA I am showing my rampant erection in your warm lair" or any retarded crap like that.

>>12167928
Stuff like this and reading retarded comments ala "oh man she looks tasty" on gelbooru turn me on.
I don't know why

>>12167937
That's the magic of the boorus.
You get a good fap, and then you get to laugh at the comments.

>>12167937
>>12167943
>implying there are funny comments on gelbooru
>implying the comment section there isn't mostly dead

>>12167978
I never said these comments are funny or clever or anything, there are just some comments under popular pictures that get me pretty hard, despite of how bad and stupid they are

>>12167989
I think it's the thought that someone, somewhere, is fapping to the exact same thing you are. That's the reason I personally like SoPs.

>>12168006
Maybe I just like dirtytalk

>>12168014
How about you shove your dirtytalk up your ass?
How about you move it, up and down, while clenching your buttcheeks?

>>12158199
>any GOOD rape doujin recommendations?
Non-Touhou?

>>12168782
Touhou & Non-Touhou

>>12168886
Quzilax

>>12168938
Definitely this, his work is the best out there for violent, but not guro, loli rape.