/jp/ - Otaku Culture

put salt on

"bean"

>>12158555
Drink with

>>12158555

Kill.

BAM!

fuck
have sex with
be dominated by
pierce the hymen of
hold by the horns while I force my smelly uncut dick down the throat of
hold by the horns while I force my smelly uncut dick inside the asshole of

>>12158555
...drink with...

>>12158560
What's the deal with throwing rice anyway? I saw one where a cute little oni girl was nearly in tears as she was having rice thrown at her.

I certainly would like to a suika.

>>12158768

AW SHIET, RIGHT IN THAT KISSER!

drink with

marry!

>Suika, which means watermelon, is a Japanese television drama about four roommates, played by Satomi Kobayashi, Rie Tomosaka, Mikako Ichikawa, and Ruriko Asaoka.

>>12158854
sounds like a good time

>>12158801
Do you really think you'd survive that?

>>12159008
I couldn't out drink her, that's for sure, but it sounds like it could be fun.

>>12159011
she could probably down half her own weight if not more

>>12159015
Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it! I know I can't do that. I just think she would be a fun drinking buddy.

Maybe...she might know some drinking songs. I...I really want to sing drinking songs with a bunch of people while at a bar or something, but none of my friends have any interest, and there aren't any german/irish/whatever pubs in my area.

>>12159018
>Yeah, I...wouldn't...doubt...it! I...know...I...can't...do...that. I...just...think...she...would...be...a...fun...drinking...buddy.
>Maybe...she...might...know...some...drinking...songs. I...I...really...want...to...sing...drinking...songs...with...a...bunch...of...people...while...at...a...bar...or...something, but...none...of...my...friends...have...any...interest, and...there...aren't...any...german/irish/whatever...pubs...in...my...area.

>>12159046
Thank you for your valuable service.

I'm somehow sure I'd die if I went drinking with Suika. It might be worth it but I really don't see how I'd survive it.

>>12159079
The drinking would not be the problem because that could be bargained on, it's that she doesn't seem to care to limit her strength and doesn't really respect anyone too much aside from Reimu.

be sat on by a

Look at those melons!

I want to put a bed on top of her horns and sleep on it while she easily carries me around with her super strength.

>>12159255
(；´Д｀)

Is Suika best 2hu loli? I think she is.

>>12159271
>Is Suika best 2hu
Yes

>>12159324
I love how that artist draws Suika's eyes.

I'd like to fuck the sister of a Suika

>>12159324
I don't know buddy, what makes her the best overall?

>>12159340
1. She beat Reimu
2. She's one of the most powerful beings, let alone youkai, yet isn't a devious shit
3. She's a loli
4. She's a cute
5. She's a drunk
6. She's the boss and friends of other strong oni

>>12159368
Being a drunk is a big negative point, though!

>>12159445
It can be a positive point!

>>12158555
extract watermelon sake from her kneepit sweat.

>>12159368
>1. She beat Reimu
just like fucking everyone else in the fighting games, hell where does it even say her story in iamp is canon?
>2. She's one of the most powerful beings
she got beat up by everyone, and yes she is a devious shit when she tried to make everyone beat up tenshi only to get her ass wrecked hard, karma bitch.

get smashed with

get wasted with

>>12159540
This is one amazing artwork.

>>12159540
Wow, dat Suika's middle phalanx bone creeps me out.

/jp/, I need some help growing some suika I've planted in my backyard. They've started sprouting now, but some of them are wilting.

I was also told to give them lots of room and sun, I've spaced them about 2 feet each, and I've planted 4 seeds in each hole. Will this bear me lots of fruit?

>>12159540
Me on the right.

dip it in

>>12160344
That gap.

get drunk with

sexually harass

>>12160396

Puffy vulva!

I would also like to drink with Suika.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xX050NcDNAU

Have a child with

>>12158813
They're roasted soybeans and oni dislike them, sort of like vampires and garlic.

SEX☆DA

>>12158555
Kiss

I want to put Suika in the sand, wear a blindfold, and smack her with a stick

>>12160762
I want to smack her with my stick if you know what I mean.

>>12160766
Physical abuse is wrong.

>>12160762
Who's the ghost kid stacking stones?

Me too.

>>12160774
>not knowing who ghost kid stacking stones is
>2014
Fucking neo-/jp/

what a shit

fucking moot

>>12160769
It's just a love tap.

>>12158555
[X] TOUCH HORNS

>>12160816
Be gentle.

I'd like to sit on an airplane next to a Suika

Awkwardly hold hands with.

>>12160382
This is exactly what I would do with a Suika.

Anyone have the raws for 萃香さんが鬼のようにかわいい?

>>12160889
No!

I want to bully the Suika!

>>12160417
I want to kiss it

loli dynamite

>>12161049
We all want to, friend.

Why is Suika so different from Kasen and Yuugi? They're tall and sexy, she's short and cute.

>>12158555
STONE COLD STUNNER A SUIKA
BAH GAWD

marry

have safe sex with

>>12160995
I want to bully Suika with my dick

>>12161234
>using rubbers with suika
It's like you want to rub in the fact that she's an endangered species, you insensitive fuck.
bareback all day, every day.

>>12161277
Maybe Suika wants to wait to have children. It's a big responsibility and she'd have to stop drinking during the pregnancy and breast feeding.

Or not, hell, if the kids are half-oni they might need alcohol for proper development.

I'd like to drink with a Suika
I'd like to marry a Suika
I'd like to have sex with a Suika
And not in any particular order

Horns is sexy, according to this thread

>>12161290
She's a horny gal.

>>12161290
Did you ever see a girl with horns that wasn't cute and sexy? No? See, point proven.

I'd like to be best buds with a Suika
I'd like to get drunk with a Suika
I'd like to talk about lewd things with a Suika
I'd like to masturbate back-to-back with a Suika
I'd like to cum high-five a Suika

>>12161287
only right answers

I want to blank Suika so badly

>sex
>sex
>sex

/jp/ really is a bunch of sex depraved virgin nerds

>>12161764
Suika really is an incredibly sexy oni.

>>12161764
People like you with your /a/ memes aren't exactly any better, but yeah, there's always people posting dumb and sexual things that just show how little they actually know about sex.

>>12161764
>>12161791
Weekenders go

>>12161764

What else are 2hus for if not sex?

>>12161300
Do you have to wash horns and if so how do you do it?

/jp/, I kind of want to have laidback, casual sex with Suika! What do I do?

>>12161944
you print out a picture of her and jack off to it you fucking dweeb.

>>12158555
how she pass through door??

>>12162903
sideways

>>12162911
but she can pass through the door of my heart anyway she wants!

>>12162964
I like the way you think my friend.

>>12162964
There should be a limit on how corny you can be.

ぺろぺろ

GO FURTHER BEYOND

>>12161290
I wanna grab Suika by her horns and swing her around

>>12162964
>>12162999

I hnnnged, to be honest. Romantic cornyness is best cornyness

>>12163146
>hnnnged
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

>>12163162

Please do not bully ;_;

>>12163164
Shut up nerd! Nobody likes a square

Suika makes my peepee harder than any other Touhou.

>>12163226
Would Suika stink of sake any more after spilling all of that on her, or do you think she'd still smell the same?

>>12163232
She'd smell like my semen.

>>12158555
re-enact the ending to God of war with me as Kratos with

>>12163241
I bet she'd smell pretty good then.

>>12162964
That was cute as HECK, dude!

>>12163289
I had a lot of vegetables and berries and some pineapple recently. It smells strangely sweet.

drink sake off the belly of

>>12159445
Yeah, if you're stupid.

>>12162903
She shrinks, goes through and then unshrinks.

>>12163289

Can we not derive it into a "would you kiss X character even if she had a cummy breath ?" thread ? (I would lick a cummy suika though)

>>12164519
her cummy cunny?

>>12164549

Vaginas are disgusting with or without cum so no. I'd lick and suck her cummy anus though.

>>12160951
The fact that only one of this artist's doujinshi has been scanned should be a crime.

I'd honk a Suika

>>12164497
Dude, this is too lewd.

>>12165388
aika perus.

As I am a terrible person, the sight of Suika in tears gives me a strange but wonderful feeling in my chest that is unique to other feelings of pleasure.

hug

>>12164628
um are you gay? vaginas are nice

>>12166050

vaginas are horrifying

>>12166050
Nah, he's right.
Vaginas are gross.

>>12158555
fug (as hug+fuck)

>>12166100
>>12166114

Ha ha, faggots.

>>12166114
>>12166100
How so? they're pleasing to look at, and feel good on your penis

>>12158555
Touch butts with

>>12165554
I believe that's called love, anon.

>>12166216
I must be extra terrible then because then I love several Touhous.

I'd like to catch her performing self bondage

>>12166229
It's important not to hold yourself back, you know?
If you love several 2hus, it was meant to be this way.
If you love even a single 3DPD though, that's your fuck up.

>>12166188
>pleasing to look at

If your idea of pleasing is something that looks like a piece of raw meat which someone tried to cut with a spoon, then sure.
They look horrible, they smell disgusting and even worse they leak blood and fuck knows what other nasty shit.

>feel good on your penis

How would you even know that?

Why is Yuugi big and Kasen normal-sized but Suika is so tiny?

Is she younger and still growing? Or is she just a midget oni?

>>12166263
but they do, anon.
They feel like an inverted slug hugging your penis very tightly

>>12166263
While I agree that most vaginas look and smell gross but thats rarely true for lolis. And Suika is one.

rub my penis between the thighs

>>12166781
How would you know what a loli vagina smells like?

>>12166752
stunted due to fetal alcohol syndrome

>>12166934
It's human physiology. Prepubescent girls don't have periods or ovulation so their natural smell is far less foul even without constant hygiene which is mandatory for old hags if they don't want to smell like rotten meat.

>>12167020
Sounds like Suika's v***na is the promised land.

>>12160382
Does she taste like sake?

>>12166752
Conservation of density/sexiness.

>>12158555
>555
Get trips with Suika!
Or pet her on the head.

>>12167102
Are you saying little girls are inherently sexier than average-height and tall girls?

>>12167975
Sounds like the perfect justification for being a lolicon!

>>12166752
Suika has the ability to manipulate density. She can be pretty much whatever size she wants to be. She can turn into a giant if she wants to.

She chooses to be small.

wash

Can you sneak up on an oni?

>>12169877
yes

>>12169911
This is referencing that new Elder Scrolls game, right?

You bastards

>>12169926
It's the latest installment of the main series, but it was released back in '11 so it's not really new anymore

>>12169935
More crying Suika.

>>12169911
>Ibuku

>>12169935
why is she wearing cirno's dress

>>12170167
That leg. That foot.

fuck

>>12170777
how does it feel?

>>12170786
Salty milk and crayons.

>>12170186
That's not Cirno's desk, you self-identified tertiary.

>>12170777

>>12170786
Disappointing.

cheer

eat

>>12174837
It seems like someone erased the most important part.

>>12174959
Left to janny's imagination.

>>12174837
I wonder how she tastes.

I bet it's really fishy and smelly, but it's Suika's taste and smell so I wouldn't mind.

>>12158555
Where is Suika? Did you ask that shopkeeper?

>>12175734
tastes like watermelon, what're you talking about?

>>12178194
Suika is not a suika.

Tanlines are great, but I don't think Suika would wear a one-piece swimsuit. She seems more like the bikini-wearing type to me.

>>12183197
maybe

marry

>>12183197
not even suzumiku?

>>12183570
See, that doesn't really fit her.

best toehoe

>>12158555
Play beer pong with

>>12158555
get a footjob from

>>12159046
I can't believe you took time to do that. >>12151000

>>12161130

>>12190791
>>12161130

>>12190791
>>12194471

>>12194476
Crybaby Suika.

>>12194480
George Cannon was a classic.