/jp/ - Otaku Culture

My dreams are dead

My dream is to be laying on big fluffy pillows smoking a hookah and sorrounded by big booby bitches in skimpy bikinis.

My dream is to be able to do nothing all day and have swole pecs

I have no dreams, i just want to be loved but nobody will love a 24yo loser in a basement.

>>12150172
this

>>12150131
My dreams ....? My dreams consist of being a cat, and having a tiny house in the woods where there is internet access and nothing else.

or do you mean remember your dreams as in 'remember the dreams you had while sleeping' ?

My dreams bring me nothing but suffering.
But they are all I have left.

My dream is to be born a cute white girl to a wealthy family. Can I achieve that by working hard at a deadend job or going to the gym 24/7? No.

>>12150176
this

>>12150179
>>12150201
I often dream about both of these things.

>>12150176
>>12150223

>>12150201
I'm fine with being a white girl from a middle class or poor family, as long as I can be a cute girl.

just got up and went downstairs
saw this on the counter
my dreams are over

Thank you 4chan mascot girl.

My dream is to die. I think I'll finally do it this week, I don't know.

>>12150201
I wanna be a cute girl too. It makes me sad that I cant be a cute girl, lots of my interests are passive, and a lot of things about me are passive.. none of it really fits "being a man"

I found pretending to be a girl online is now my biggest hobby, ive made so many wonderful friends. Sure its all escapism, and i can never be a real girl, but at least on the internet i can be. I suggest you give it a try.

>>12150889
I hope this is fake.

>>12150247
This

>>12150172
leave the basement and go to da club

>>12150979
All these depressing birthday pictures are just conspiracies from people that want me dead from tear death so bad but i wont let them

I will never forget them, because I believe that one day I will get to FUCK a fairy.

>>12150918

The universe robbed us, damn you universe. The genetics in my family are very good, no girl in my family goes below an 7 or 8, damn you more universe.

>>12151065
Went to da club this saturday for the first time ever with a "friend". He left me alone as soon a girl talked to him, I got drunk, apparently I asked a girl a few times if she would kiss me (she said no), then they kicked me out because I threw up and finally I lost my phone's battery.

Fucking clubs.

I have no dreams. Don't remember ever having them. I might be wrong, though.

one day I'll win the lottery, then I can open my dream cafe. I'll hire 1 Batista to pick up my slack and pay them well. No one will really come by because it'll be a bit out of the way, but we'll have a couple regulars. It wouldn't really matter though because I'd just be riding out my motto funds living frugally and just being a recluse.

Also the being a cute girl thing but, I figure that's what the internet and extensive voice training are for.

>>12150131

My dream is to be genuinely happy.

my dream is that no one of you achieve your dream

I just have to keep climbing the corporate ladder slowly amassing wealth until I can retire and completely cut myself off from society and finally become a girl. If I'm in total isolation with no contact with the outside world except for hired help there will be no one to tell me I'm anything otherwise.

I just can't wait.

>>12150889
Please don't be real...

>>12151163
Clubs are full of whores and dicks. Go join a sunday school or bible study, all the people there are usually super welcoming, especially if you act all uncertain and kawaii they'll be extra kind to you because saving others' souls is the ultimate religious orgasm/points or something.

>>12150889
Was it tasty?

>>12150889
This really depresses me.

We can suicide pact if you want, anon.

>>12151394
It probably tasted like the dying tears of forsaken empty-eyed brutalized enslaved AIDS orphans on the verge of starvation because they can never drink master's milk fast enough and they are so sorry but everything is getting cold and dark...

Or so I imagine.

>>12151422
Is that image from a fatalpulse doujinshi?

>>12150889
don't worry, at least you aren't physically disabled

>>12151424
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=42310189

>>12151433
Thank you!

Crippling social phobia has crushed my dreams. Therapy was a pain in the butt and didn't help at all.
I just want to make a friend or two.

I followed and remembered my dreams and look where it got me.

>>12151451
>tfw every /jp/ friend I made was a NEET shitter fuckwit with "le crippling autism"

You could be next.

>>12151451
>I just want to make a friend or two.
Would a skype friend be ok? Add me, we can chat about whatever's on your mind whenever you want, no pressure: marslockhotel@skype

>>12151471

Who are you quoting?

But seriously how did you make /jp/ friends?

>>12151476
Please don't be friends with this guy. He's a normie friend collector and not a tru/jp/.

>>12151476

asl?

>>12150889
oh man, this is brutal

>>12151477
Want to be my friend?

>>12151480
I've had zero friends for the last 10 years now, and I don't collect friends, what does that even mean? I'm just always on skype, and if someone wants someone to talk to I'm here, that's all, I'm not saying I'll be your instant soulmate or something, just someone to chat with.

>>12151485

asl??

>>12151486
Don't bother, I bet it's something like 48/M/Finland

>>12151486
I think I'd be rear-ended by Marisa's long thick banbroom instantly for that soc kind of stuff if I answer'd that. I don't have a manko for you to one day maybe stuff and I can't make a cute trap, that's probably all people who ask that ever care about.

>>12150889
be grateful for the cake you little shit

>>12151488
So? He could pretend to be a cute girl.

>>12151499
I don't even have to pretend. Wouldn't you much rather have the real thing?

>>12151190

>I'll hire 1 Batista

Pic related.

>>12151451
>I just want to make a friend or two.

ha ha ha ha

>>12151614
You're my favorite poster on /jp/. I'm very glad someone is here making sure others do not misuse the spoiler function.

My dream is to be surrounded by several clones of Yui Natsukawa at various ages, each one capable of shooting laser beams out of their nostrils when threatened or overly excited.

>>12151451
Do you wana to be internet friends?

I have no dreams and I haven't for a long time.

I'd kill myself but life has inertia on its side.

>>12152201

What do you mean by life has inertia on its side?

>>12152265
I don't have any reason to be alive, but don't have any real reason to be dead either. There's nothing really pushing me in any direction so life wins out by virtue of being my default state.

be like that lucky old sun and have nothing to do but roll around heaven all day

>>12150131
My dreams are as dead as /jp/.

>>12152839
I'm glad to hear that they are alive and well !

My dream is to be a loli NEET who doesn't ever gain weight. Nothing will ever help me realize this dream, so life is not worth living

>>12151190

>I'll hire 1 Batista

my dream is to take it easy, and i'm living it.

My dream was to be born Japanese

my dream is to have large gymnasium filled to the brim dakimakuras.

>>12152875
Right lesson learned, dont go past lurk while you're on your phone.

>>12152855
Russian scientists will help you realize your dream.
http://2045.com/

>>12150131
I used to have dreams. Crippling social anxiety and depression made sure they wouldn't come true. And know you've made me remember them.
Anyone care to join me in drowning in cheap alcohol before I start fitting myself for a noose?

I want to be rich without having to work a day in my life.

It will never happen, what good comes of remembering this anyway?

>>12151190
>>12151524
>>12152875
I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this Batista.

>>12153139
That's great. I can't wait for ghost in the shell:reality

I was typing a lengthy blogpost about the subject, but I deemed it inappropriate. Sadly, no one would read my blog even if I had one. I know it because no one would even follow me on Twitter when I had it. Such cases.

The thing about dreams is that you know they won't come true, so you're inevitably setting yourself up for disappointment.

If you really want some thing, you'll just work to achieve it, not sit around idly wishing it already happened with no effort.

>>12153237
Just start playing the lottery fagget

>>12153256
/jp/

It's never too late to start

>>12153237
If you're not rich already better lower your expectations, anon. Now I know simply surviving without working is more feasible, all I need is my parents to die so I can rent their flats.

>>12153251

Please share.

>>12153139
Why do I have to wait 31 more years? I'm going to be old and crusty

Maybe I'll get lucky and be a beta tester and cause problems with modern digital space like in Dennou Coil.

>>12153261

Care to share the winning numbers?

>>12153303
Um the point of it is even if you're "old and crusty" you'll still look the same.

How do I stop being awkward? I'm always so clumsy and out of place.

>>12153305
Just follow your heart.

>>12153320
You don't, you just need to realize that everyone else is too busy caring about themselves to notice you and your awkwardness.

>>12153302
It was just me bitching about how I can't afford to have dreams nowadays when I'm struggling to come to terms with how adult life works, and how it's so hard to do when I have no one to actively encourage and support me through the process. Well, I guess it wasn't really on subject after all.

I never had any dreams.

>>12150131
I prefer my dreams to reality.

I wish I was still a virgin. I imagined GREAT sex before I actually had it.
People are shit.

I've never forgotten my dream to be a loli. I just don't know how to realize it.

>>12153536
You have to die and be reincarnated.

>>12153499
>I imagined GREAT sex before I actually had it.

What?

had a talk with my mom today, it was extremely depressing.

I pretty much just came out and said i wasnt happy with my live, I was tired of my NEET/Hikki shit and the thought of being a dependent for the rest of my life was horrifying.
I hated taking care of shit and just wanted a life of my own, but im so far from getting started that its hard to even get my foot in the door.
She wasnt too offended, we talked about me getting a job for a while and doing more to get out and have a life.

I havent been out in years, and im tired of not doing anything every year, these past 10 years of my life have been a blur since ive done hardly anything memorable at all. Its so depressing. not having a future sucks, it sucks dick, i want it to change.

its scary and thinking about it is terrifying but im not going to let the idea of scary change ruin my life, i want to do things, I want to make money being creative, write or something, i want to have enough money to travel to japan or pursue interests, i want a relationship, i dont want to be stuck, poor as shit with no control over anything, living like a damn child.

Sure living like an adult is scary, and a lot of hard work, but living as an adult means you have the freedom to truly live as a child.
Living as an adult means you buy your own food, you get to choose what you eat
You get to buy videogames and all that japanese shit without having to ask
you can go anywhere, you can go to a public pool and just eat icecream all fucking day long if you felt like it, you wouldnt have to answer to anyone.
sure being an adult is a lot of work but you work so you can enjoy yourself, its those adults who dont know how to have fun that just work and never have fun.

Im not gonna be a neet anymore. Im gonna be a normie and im gonna buy a fucking pingpong table and maybe someday ill be in a relationship and then that special someone can play pingpong with me

I don't have any realistic dreams. I'd like to move out of the US to a low-population area and get a pet fox, though.

I'm too much of a pussy to just end it all, so I decided to improve myself instead.

>>12153559
it'll take persistence

good luck

>>12153559

You'll fail.

>>12153559
There's a difference between being a normie and being a huge piece of garbage like you are right now anon. You don't have to live a normal life, you just have to live.

>>12153559
God speed anon '_'7

>>12153559

>>12153559

Go for it. I was a NEET.. a real NEET, for almost 2 years. Now im starting medschool, im feeling pretty fine, im building a life to live. I think that you want to do the same.

>>12153559

Copya Pasta

>>12153559
Go fuck yourself. Some people don't even have the option to be a dependent and you're sitting here bitching about like it's the biggest fucking curse in the world.