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12141890 No.12141890 [Reply] [Original]

HOLY SHIT GUYS THERE'S A BAKA EATING EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE

HELP

>> No.12141894

Put the oven on 9 and shove the baka in there

>> No.12141896

call the police!

>> No.12141902

It's okay, cirnos always hang around cold places, just throw boiling water at her face and she will go away.

>> No.12141907

Some frozen peas and carrots and hot pockets? Tragic....

>> No.12141909

>>12141896
>>12141896

>> No.12141910

>>12141907
>hot pockets

I think we just found Haven's hideout!

>> No.12141915

>>12141907

Those Marie Callender's are good.

>> No.12141982

>>12141896
NO! Call Marissa or Reimu. They'll take care of that baka eating your gross hot pockets!

>> No.12141993

>>12141982
What is Reimu's phone number?

>> No.12141994

>>12141915
The pot pies? I've never been able to make one perfect. They're always too hot or not cooked well enough.

>> No.12141997

>>12141993
1-900-4367-6536
or
1-900-gensokyo

>> No.12141999
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12141999

Bakas hate hot liquids, semen works best!

>> No.12142010
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12142010

>>12141890
Truly the face of a bully.

>>12141999
Whoah! Nice trips!

>> No.12142344

>>12141994

That's why you let them cool for 2 minutes after cooking. Don't you read the directions?

They don't just write that to use up space or make you wait longer for your food.

>> No.12142362

>>12141993

Don't call Reimu. She won't show up for like 2 months and will just eat everything that Cirno didn't want.

>> No.12142362,1 [INTERNAL] 

that fridge is fucking tiny, OP must be a europoor

>> No.12142362,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142362,1
That's the freezer portion of the fridge you fucking idiot.

>> No.12142362,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142362,2
Why would it be on the ground? Must be some kind of backwards europoor fridge.

>> No.12142362,4 [INTERNAL] 

*sigh* 2hu shitters...

>> No.12142362,5 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142362,3
Why would what be on the ground? The fridge? Where the fuck else are you going to put a full sized fridge/freezer combo?

>> No.12142362,6 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142362,3
Uhh, it's divided vertically...

>> No.12142362,7 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142362,6
That's just pretentious

>> No.12142595

>>12141999

That's pretty cute.

>> No.12142595,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142362,7
>>/data/jp/img/0098/57/1349923455169.jpg

pretty normal

>> No.12142595,2 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142595,1
is that your dildo in the middle

lmao

>> No.12142595,3 [INTERNAL] 

>>12142595,2
its lub efor your moms anus hole LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.12142920

>>12141890
Saw Cirno in a dream last night-she was taking a big fat shit right there in front of everyone at the department store, so I called her an idiot and went upstairs.
Shit was so cash.

>> No.12143120
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12143120

>>12141999
Woah! Triple baka!

>> No.12147123

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9BdYQ48lo#

>> No.12147280

>>12147123
Cirno's a pornstar!

>> No.12151242

>>12143120
>2014
>get worshipper

>> No.12151263
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12151263

>>12147123
I enjoyed this.

>> No.12151771
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12151771

>>12151242
Are you that dense that you don't realize that the only reason it mattered to him is because there were 9's? >>>/v/ Mr. Shiggydiggy. Pic related.

>> No.12151818

>>12141890
Where's your ona hole? I don't see any near those filler pockets.

>> No.12151873

>>12141907
He does it for free...

>> No.12152002

>>12151263
>If I
>P.S. I'll find my
>Who took my
>Who found
I assume the last three end in 'frog'. But why would she ask and say all those things when one would be enough?

>> No.12152033

>>12141982
Marisa, you like your stuff where it is right now don't you? You are far better off calling that pay-as-you-go girl from Morya or that not-so-lazy gardener to do the job.

>> No.12152087
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12152087

>>12152002

Based on a true story.

>> No.12152089
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12152089

>>12141999

>> No.12152098

>>12152087
Did he find his frog?

>> No.12152107

>>12152098

Sadly no. He was actually autistic (like really autistic not chan LOL AUTIST autistic) and his parents didn't want him to get a new one despite an army of white knights offering to send it to him because he might freak the fuck out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xd6qO_rsh4g

>> No.12152193

>>12152107

That's heartbreaking. Was he close to his Hopkin?

>> No.12152295

>>12152193

He loved Hopkin deeply. It was suspected that his parents may have thrown Hopkin the fuck out because he was obsessed with it.

He probably ended up in a landfill.

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