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Have you donated lately?

>> No.12105284

Fine.

*unzips*
*grabs dick*

>> No.12105297
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>>12105284
Well that's nice of you. I wonder how Reimu would react to eating such a foreign desert? Does she like sweet things?

>> No.12105306

well then

*grabs walet*
*placing all his F&%&(^ cash in the donation box*

>> No.12105330
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>>12105306
What a wonderfully kind gesture!

This is a Reimu thread, of course. That needn't be re-addressed.

What is your favorite Reimu?

>> No.12105335

>>12105276
Gosh, Reimu sure is pretty. Prettier than my mom even.

>> No.12105351

>>12105330
there is so many I don't know witch one i can pick.

>> No.12105387
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A thought occurs. We know that Reimu and company like to drink at their parties. Since most of said company are youkai of varying nature and great age, is it really okay to depict Reimu drinking with them since she's eternally underage?

>> No.12105393

>>12105276
I don't like wasting money.

>> No.12105417 [DELETED] 

>>12105387
Does Reimu go to dipping parties?

>> No.12105466
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Does Reimu take credit?

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>>12105466
I don't think there are banks in Gensoukyo.

If I donate my body to the shrine, what would Reimu do with me?

>> No.12105488

>>12105479
Pimp you out. But, she still wouldn't get any money.

>> No.12105488,1 [INTERNAL] 

>>12105417
janny doesn't forgive
janny doesn't forget

>> No.12105726

>>12105466
Yes, Reimu takes credit for a lot of things.

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>>12105276
I know what you want Reimu

>> No.12105831

If I donated faithfully to a shrine, I would probably expect to at least be invited to dinner once in a while. Shrines are much more personal places than temples, and I don't just know that from watching gingitsune.

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Reminder that Reimu killed Christmas.

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Good morning /jp/! I hope we can have a wonderful day together!

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>>12106383
Does that old hag Yakumo bothers you, Reimu-san?

>> No.12106402

>>12106383
How many Reimu shout pictures do you have?

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>>12106383
>wow, what a cute Reimu
>I'm going to find this artist's other works
>mfw I found them

>> No.12106416

>>12106411
Guro?

>> No.12106427

The only way i could donate would be fafter finding the shrine
If i find the shrine then that means i'm in Gensokyo
If i'm in Gensokyo my money would go to the necessary equipment to make sure that if a youkai try to kill me i can at the very least fight back with something else other than my limp dick

In other words, is a catch-22 for Reimu

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>>12106416
Futa. inb4 normalfag

>> No.12106430

Sorry all my money went for medicines/drugs of Eientei and "services" in Moriya shrine.

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>>12106429
Nice meme.

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>>12106437
Is that so?

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>>12106416
Nothing that bad. He draws almost entirely Vocaloid, mostly Miku.

>> No.12106478

>>12106427
Buy Reimu can protect you from the youkai. For a fee.

>> No.12106487

>>12106427
I hope you die either way.

>> No.12106492

>>12106478
Knowing her lazyness that would mean having to stay in the shrine 24/7.

Moreso, she'll probabily just hurt them intead of, y'know, making sure they don't try to kill humans ever again (read: kill or seal them)

Also, i'm pretty sure it would be a (rather expensive) daily fee, while weapons, armor and magical shit is pay once, use forever and you can carry it with you, sure more risk involved but also more versatile.

>>12106487
I really hope to die of old age at 110 years withouth regrets surrounded by my family and friends, thank you!

>> No.12106501

>>12106492
*laziness

>> No.12106904

>>12106492
>implying you can use weapons and magical shit against youkai effectively

>> No.12107548

>>12106904
Just point at the target and pass the Use Magic Device check.

I still have a one in twenty chance to hit at the very worst, still very good odds

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