/jp/ - Otaku Culture

yes, I still have his Yuugi picture

dan kim is a pedo

>>12043624
Wow, what a creep. Pedos should have the choice of castration or execution.

>>12043624
That's seriously creepy and problematic

>>12043633
Pedos are always creepy.

>>12043623
pls post

>>12043624
Disgusting creep. Cant handle real women so he preys on children.

>>12043637

I wonder if dan's site has updated any.

>>12043620
I wish I had been there.

>>12043662
He's done a few in the past several months, nothing spectacular, the biggest thing updating the site layout for mouse-less navigation of the comics.

I don't keep up with his kickstarter arisu in wonderland project or any of his other things.

>>12043669
Why even care about this abomination of a human?

Is his blog ironic

http://cupcaketan.tumblr.com/

>>12043662
it's amazing that he was able to even generate creative output for so long a time with so little experience in his narrow life worth sharing with the world

>>12043690

It's Dan. So yeah, it's just another way for him to express his hatred for himself.

>>12043624
No, that's another so-called artist. I don't know what his nickname is today, but he used to call himself Scribblekid and now he denies any association with the pedoshit he drew back then.

who is dan kim?

Dan Kim is the greatest artist of our generation.

>>12043708

Thanks, Dan Kim.

how old is dan kim?

how to draw like dan kim?

>>12043717
he came on /jp/ to post on his 30th birthday. let that sink in...

>>12043724

Is he a wizard?

No.

>>12043623
he once drew me a Rumia, but then he sullied it by drawing that cupcake whore hugging her.

More like Dan Grim

>>12043708
Dan kim pls

>>12043707
He wrote the guide to Japanese that many weeblords on 4chan use to learn the language.

Waste of sperm and egg.

Please be okay, Dan.

do you think dan would cuddle with me?
i can wear a skirt!

Can we summon Dan "the man" Kim by repeating his name over and over?
Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim Dan Kim

I like him!

>>12044092
No, that just makes him disappear from this realm forever, hopefully.

>>12044111
So where is he now? Is he still lurking /a/ and /fig/?

>>12044095
excuse me kind sir, would please inform a newfriend how you make s*ge visible like that?

>>12044151
It's pretty simple, just type sage in the email field.

>>12044151
Just as >>12044154 said. Remember, saging is simple etiquette.

>>12044154
I try that and it still doesn't show up, please don't bully me!

Does anyone remember that Mokou drawfag?

>>12044171
inuyashafarting.jpg

>>12044162
pics?

>>12044160
cute pic newfriend, i want to cuddle you!

>>12044151
By adding one of the various invisible unicode characters such as U+00ad Soft Hyphen or U+200d Zero Width Joiner to it so it looks like sage to a human but doesn't look like sage to the 4chan server. Thus, these fake sages actually bump the thread.

>>12043673
Whoa, dan is right handed?
I figured he'd be left handed like all the autists

Please be safe

>>12043698
or it might be signs of him going insane

Please be dead

I hope he never kills himself.
I actually like him and would stare at while he does stuff so he feels like someone's actually paying attention to him so he stops killing himself in his comics and being overall depressed

>>12044236
I too like him and hope things go well for him.
Then I realize that Dan is liked by many other jaypee and that he's probably better off in life than I am.
Then I am filled with rage and pray he dies from testicular cancer.

>>12044256
Of course, he's still in Montréal right?

Dan kim's self loathing autism reminds me of myself except he knows more people, can actually draw, isn't too shy to express himself as evident by his blogs and isn't a neet and probably rolls in many dollars.

>tfw turning 31 soon and still a neet living with parents

If only I was more like the great Dan kim.

>>12044142
He's making pictures for /tg/ whenever Deculture runs his Magical Girl Noir Quest.

>>12044461
You can do the same with enough hard work and guts.

>>12044491
What does it mean to have guts and working hard?

>>12044499
Practically speaking, Dan Kim only got good at drawing because he literally treats it like grinding in an MMO. He often makesposts on his twitter about having finished "grinding" like fifty pages of pose drawings and perspective changes or shit like that. It's a job to get done, so he does. Later on he's better at drawing and it shows. Compare his early Tomoyo's Room stuff to this, for example.

I think you basically just need the drive to get whatever shit done. That's hard work and guts. It means clenching that ass and getting it done no matter what it takes.

>>12044522
Where the HELL can I pick up ``the drive''?

>>12044522
is extremely funny how most of currently active drawfags are less or more on his level without an inch of training.
training, that is something Dan isn't even close with his lazy doodles.

>>12044522
I tried drawing once...

>>12044531
Yeah right

>>12044532
>>12044537
It's not about drawing, it's about whatever. If you can sit down and study then you can be anything as long as you actually do. It's something you need to learn, something you need to train I suppose. I'm trying to build it up right now by trying to get /fit/. make small steps towards achieving something and keep making more small steps. It's "just" keeping going, but that is the challenge.

>>12044543
...are you trying to demonstrate that I'm wrong with that half assed, shaky lined crap? Dan is a friend, but he's nothing particular as an artist.
in fact, its quite misterious how possibly he managed to get public recognition. probably being social have its advantages

>>12044553
top jelly

>>12044554
the top jelly tends to be less delicious than the bottom jelly as the jelly crystals tend to sink as the jelly cools.

Dan likes jelly, right?

I always wondered, what does Dan do to avoid being a hobo? I can't imagine he's a live at home neet.

>>12044587
Considering that he's asian and lives in canada, rich parents probably

>>12044543
I always wanted to pick up drawing, because for once is nice to do your own thing and not search the webs for someone else work that is on part with your tastes. But motivation is something I never had plenty of.

Dan can do some really nice shit when he gets on with it, but I'm getting the impression he probably spends a lot of time procrastinating and not putting his all into things, which is probably why he comes across as being unsatisfied with himself.

It's like looking into a mirror.

>>12044600
>But motivation is something I never had plenty of.

I can only do stuff I'm forced too.

>>12044600
This is why I love programming. I can be lazy as shit, put no effort in, and still make things that people think are magic.

>>12044599
I knew what your surprise box was before i looked. I feel like this whenever I open up the OC thread and see someone making something and being really dedicated.
it hurts a little sometimes.

>>12044599
I totally know. most of the people wasting their time on this board since the beginning are like that, having some potential but just fucking around. there's a long explanation on why people do this, but in shorts we are all fucking losers

>>12044611
thank fuck i don't wear shorts!

>>12044613
i like shorts. they're comfy and easy to wear.

>>12044537
I tried once. I couldn't even keep a coherent drawing and it became a mess. Never again.

I had saved it. I tried looking for my shame so everyone could laugh and berate me but I must've deleted it.

>>12044615
you might like skirts too.

>>12044618
I'm lazy and easily pleased, so I'll do one shitty drawing, say "wow good job man," and just look at it every now and pat myself on the back before finally, months later, I get the urge to draw again.

Come to think of it, I do that with everything. Damn I suck.

>>12044461
>.gif
fuck off

>>12044599
What does he really want though? Is he still a pedololi freak that wants a daughter (to fug) or something? Or is he like most of /jp/ that wants to be a cute little grill? Maybe he wants to live in a 2d fantasy world?

>>12044664
Could be right on all counts.

>>12044666
He can make the first come true very easily.

>>12044668
What, find a girl and have a kid? I don't think he has it in him to leave the house for more than shopping.

>>12044672
Hello Dan Kim. Wishful thinking isn't doing.

>>12044669
How would you know what he has in him, you aren't him.

>>12044672
How do you know that isn't him, you aren't him.

>>12044679
So then why don't they?

>>12044674
I'm not Dan Kim, and as for finding a girl it wouldn't be very hard considering his status. I'm sure there's a lot of at least 7/10 girls who would want to try dating his old ass.

>>12044681
Because he probably turns them down by the dozen every day.

>>12044682
Yeeaaaaahhh I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this one

>>12044685
People like you, me and Dan Kim have our perception of real girls ruined thanks to anime.
No girl is good enough for us or will backstab us at the first opputurnity since they are 3D so we will stay forever alone.

Better go and find a trap

>>12044688
Whatever lets you sleep alone in your bed at night broski

>>12044685
It was a joke, man. The whole thing was sarcasm. Dan Kim doesn't have a chance considering he's a famous pedophile and no girl wants that shit.

>>12044691
>sarcasm on the internet
It only actually works if you post a smug anniemay grill / shitposting image to go along with it, you cannot transmit intonation through text, otherwise you're toeing the line to "I was just pretending to be retarded".

>>12044688
No, actually real girls are shit just like real male people. sadly its not a delusion created by anime.
you need a very thick skin to have a social life

>>12044692
I don't want to be banned for avatarposting.

>>12044692
You have never heard of deadpan comedy, have you?

>>12044699
No intonation =! deadpan. Otherwise I'd have to read every sentence everywhere in a monotone and no one does that.

>>12044700
You say that nobody can detect sarcasm on the Internet yet I knew he was being sarcastic. Sarcasm can be detected through context. Nobody actually thinks Dan is turning down a dozen women a day so it's obvious he was being sarcastic.

fug u h8ers

>>12044703
>Nobody actually thinks Dan is turning down a dozen women a day so it's obvious he was being sarcastic.
I've seen people think much dumber things, such as the KV-1S not having totally overblown alpha with the 122mm.

>>12044707
dan pls
draw someone getting butt-hypnotized again

Having an opinion isn't the same as making a sarcastic remark. I hope you're just pretending to be retarded.

>>12044713
>>12044708

>>12044713
There is a difference between someone having a dumb opinion and stating something that's obviously untrue.

>>12044721
That's exactly what I said, dude.

>>12044711
...is that a butt?

>>12044728
It is best butt

Reading Dan's comics is great because they also remind me how much I dislike myself too.

I wonder how great Dan Kim would become if he became a cute girl or whatever. Would he finally do his best?

dan might have been more successful if he wasn't such a shitty writer

>>12044735
I don't need someone to remind me, the fact that despite trying to become a better person I keep becoming worse its enough.
>power of too lazy to draw
that's only the tip. serious business starts with "power of delete everything I've drawn ever and forget about it because I don't even deserve to smear my ego in sweet masturbatory memories of made up self accomplishment"
>>12044740
Well, 90% of independent comic people in the world are shit writers, no big deal. Danàs problem is that he stopped believing in his talent. no one can blame him for that

>>12044672

Don't count on it.

>>12044745
y u do dis?
y...

>>12044743
>Danàs problem is that he stopped believing in his talent. no one can blame him for that
I don't think he actuall did that, I think it's a joke he drags out in order to avoid having to actually serious up in front of people.

>>12044745
I never understood if he's pathetic like that in real life too or he's just a cool dude who draws stuff, more or less like mulg who acts all otaku culture but she's just a whore. Because I need to know if he's like me and relate to him or feel cheated as usual.

>>12044708
lame inauthentic WOT /v/ro pls go.
superior Steel Panthers ota/k/u checking in.

>>12044745
Why is he at a social event in a suit? Real neckbeards don't even get that opportunity. What a fake.

>>12044750
He's a fake. You and the real him are nothing alike. He has a life and you actually don't.

>>12044752
>implying I haven't dumped WoT a long time ago
feels so good being in WT ground forces beta

>>12044752
what the heck is this...

>>12044749
It could be also that, yes
the point is that his art vein lost its momentum.
its become so bland.
>>12044750
probably he have a life, but being a absolute faggot he feels being oppressed or that his life is supposed to be better than what is now, and puts this stupid shit in his lazy drawings.
if he was really that desperate, he would probably put a lot more effort in his art, since its the only haven from a shitty life.
or he would just play games all times like normal people without a future do.
>>12044757
I dunno, lets ignore it and maybe it will go away

>>12044750

I think he actually is riddled with anxiety and insecurities, whether he is a cool dude or not may be another question.

>>12044759

Depression.

>>12044764
A made up illness. To be more accurate he's just a whiny unmanly bitch.

>>12044764
He's just afraid of leaving his comfort zone.
he have yet to become adult, and his continuos suffering state is caused by the idling in teenage area. I'm not accusing or anything, after all there's a really high percentage of people that never go past puberty, even between normalfags

>>12044629
>>>/g/

to change your fate, you have to accept it before.
time runs. will you die crying or die trying?

>>12044783
Die crying doesn't sound so bad. There's not much you can do if you were dealt a shit hand beyond delaying the inevitable hoping for your luck to change drastically (very unlikely). On the other hand you can just accept you lost and restart with better cards.

Fookin shut-in manchilds.

I like his comics and I'm jealous of his wealth.

>>12044787
the card analogy is the worst analogy, maybe your life would be better if you just thought of it differently.

>>12044796
The card analogy is the perfect analogy because it is the issue at its most base form. You cannot deny that luck plays a very important part in shaping the lives of people. One would normally argue against the importance of luck with the success stories of several individuals and how they went from "rags to riches" but they often forget that for every success, there are countless failures who aren't remembered or commemorated even though they were trying their best. This example is so prevalent in modern society where luck decides even the most mundane things. Two highly qualified gentlemen with great social skills and standing competing for work. Both won't be hired for their dream job, one just happened to make the interviewer's dick harder because at that particular instance in time, the other was more preferable than the other (the son of a businessman vs the son of a scientist). There's a long chain of events that follows before this and after it that shape the rest of their lives. One will be remembered for being a famous war hero and future celebrity because he wasn't able to land a job before a war erupted and the other will die in obscurity.

While both these men are on the extremely fortunate end of the scale, there are others on the worst end where nothing right ever happens. Born to a poor somalian family and die on your 4th birthday from gunfire.

Some people were just dealt shit hands.

"Dan Kim is popular right? Maybe if I leave this thread up, he'll add me on Steam! Then I can tell people I know moot AND Dan Kim!"

- Janny, desperately seeking recognition

>>12044817

>>12044817
Anon pls.

>>12044811
He's just saying you should feel less self pity and actually do something with yourself, or just do things in general. Yeah, try hard. Fail if you must, but learn and try harder. What's the point of wallowing in self pity? You only have one life.

Not sure what this other point is. Is getting some job by making an interviewer's dick hard the main event in determining all future life?

And yeah, some places in the world aren't in great stability or peace, due to low or backwards economic/scientific/cultural/societal progress. This is much more the fault of foreign meddling and less to do with "luck".

>>12044811
the whole card thing tends to come across as silly though. i doubt the somalian just stopped and said "oh shit, i got a bad hand compared to that New York graphic designer - damn I'm so unlucky. time to just stand around and get gunned down".

Maybe you're into reincarnation or something. Even then, i wouldn't want to spend my current incarnation on crying to death. I'd be throwing my cards in the air, flipping tables, walking out and at least trying to live the life i want.

>>12044818
and flan is really fucking cute.

>>12044844
>Not sure what this other point is. Is getting some job by making an interviewer's dick hard the main event in determining all future life?

It was just an example of how significantly powerful luck is in determining everything that happens someone's life.

>>12044846
>i doubt the somalian just stopped and said "oh shit, i got a bad hand compared to that New York graphic designer - damn I'm so unlucky. time to just stand around and get gunned down".

You're missing the point and paying too much attention to the examples. It's not about what the individual thinks about his luck, it's about how luck affects you before you were even born. Born retarded? That one is purely luck based. Luck will continue to affect you till you die.

Most people don't literally cry to death, but they do give up hope and just "live to death" if they couldn't take lady luck's bullshit anymore. No more dreams or aspirations. Then they win the lottery.

> I'd be throwing my cards in the air, flipping tables, walking out and at least trying to live the life i want.
That's what I call "delaying the inevitable while pissing everyone off". Not exactly something that mildly interests me. I'd rather accept my fate and lose gracefully than "go out with a bang". Also I'm not into reincarnation, I'm into determinism. The inability to change your fate while simultaneously having no idea what tomorrow will bring creates a sense of loss of control. Coupled with several mental illnesses and you have one useless bag of flesh - me.

>>12044880

>>12044880
>It was just an example of how significantly powerful luck is in determining everything that happens someone's life.
Yeah, if you're some nigger in the middle of the bush. Just the fact that you can post her invalidates about 99% of everything you could bring up as an example.
> Coupled with several mental illnesses and you have one useless bag of flesh - me.
Top laff, just slit your wrists if you can't go on. At least I won't have to deal with your whining anymore.
>2014
>bringing literally anything up as an excuse
Look, who cares? The only reason you're alive if you can't work is because you have some form of support web around you. Think of the middle ages, someone who willingly surrendered like you would be dead after about one, two months at most. The entire world is giving you a leg up and you're doing nothing. Wow, guess why I have no sympathy.

I don't like the word ``luck'', fuck off.

>>12044910
What about autism bux?

>>12044915
what is support web

>>12044916
It sounds more like living with your parents, to be honest. You also get a support web when you are a wage slave.

>>12044892
Epic. Simply epic.

>>12044910
Do you think I'm thankful for my excessively long life? It was just pure luck that I am alive in 2014 and not 1000 where I could be happily already dead. Pure bad luck that is. As for rushing into my death or having a death wish, that's not something I want either. Why hurry? The only person I'd satisfy is you and I don't give a shit about you. Being a reckless gladiator in some underground death match doesn't interest me and neither does slitting my wrists. I'm not in tremendous pain, just an unfortunate situation.

>>12044880
>living to death

Please stop reminding me of the path I've chosen and how the sweet release of death and eternal nothingness cannot come soon enough.

I need to start asking myself "What would Akagi Shigeru do?"

>>12044933
Everyone is living to death, don't be afraid.

Is this the thread for Dan Kim culture otakus?

>>12044941
>>>/a/

>>12044933

>>12044947
The day I wll be content with myself, I will gladly kill myself. but until then I must carry on

>>12044945
What's this thread about then?

>>12044957
So you won't do it?

>>12044880
>>12044927
Your seem to be into bleak nihilistic fatalism.

I was never much of an avid subscriber to that sort of thing. You might like to read up on compatibilism though.
http://plato.stanford.edu/entries/compatibilism/

Of course, this only works if there's some inkling in you that would like to change. If you're content as you are, then remain static for sure.

Even if you don't read up on it, I love you very much. Please experience a beautiful existence, Anonymous!

>>12044958
Blogging, obviously. Are you really this clueless?

>>12044962
Please don't lie, you don't love him.

>>12044964
But blogging is prohibited! You guys are breaking ALL the rules here!

>>12044964
Yes, I need someone to take me by my dick everywhere, wanna do it?

>>12044964
Now it's a circlejerk too.

>>12044963
b-but he's a /jp/sie, we all end up in a homoerotic circlejerk in Gensokyo when we cease.

>>12044968
Don't worry, we're well on our way to derailing it into an ironic shitfest.

>>12044963
If he says he loves me then he definitely loves me so butt out.

>>12044967
That sounds pretty hot, actually.

Remember when...

>>12044969
Epic. Simply epic.

>>12044972
So if I say that I love you and that I want to be by your side for the rest of my days, you would believe me? Are you insane?

>>12044979
>Are you insane?
sadly, he could certainly be so from his posts earlier in the thread.

>>12044979
Only if you say you mean it.

I'll put more effort into the drawings -- it may many years before it gets good, but that's the way it is. Just gotta keep at it.

You do your best, too, /jp/!

>>12044995
Fuck you Dank Kim.

>>12044995
You won't and you know it, just give up faggot.

>>12044995
Are you looking forward to when VR is real and you can be a magical lesbian Dan?

>>12044995
らするをねらえ stupid virgin faggot

>>12044995
Thank you
Let's both work towards our dreams, no longer how long it takes!

>>12044995
I need actual proof that this is post is yours, Dan Kimm.

No, seriously.

>>12044995
Danke Dan Kim

>>12044996
Cake it easy, anon~

>>12044998
Don't be so tsundere, anon~

>>12045004
Of course. We can finally take it easy together as little girls in VR Gensokyo!

It's a sad day when all of /jp/'s characters are dead besides Dan Kim.

I have faith that one day we'll become so shitty that he gives up on us too.

>>12045012
You seem to be into buttshot selfies a lot.

Dan, will you start making fucking backgrounds one day, or you'll keep being a fucking webcomic-tier faggot? also learn how arm perspective work in foreshortening, you fucking chunk of fat shit

>>12044995

Who is your favorite 2hu?

Pathetic. All you idiot disgusting otaku should just donate your living bodies to science so actual human beings can contribute to society using your disgusting organs and suffering. Leave. Die. Idiots. Retards. I hate you all.

>>12045020
>you fucking chunk of fat shit

sides and orbits

>>12045020
Baby steps, anon! It stays bad until it gets good. If you wait until you master everything before you release anything, you'll never do anything at all! It may take years, but that's fine.

>>12045024
Alice for bullying, Marisa for anything else.

>>12045026
That's big talk for trash like you, go be useful and kill dan, or end yourself. Both work just fine.

>>12045026
Don't worry pal we hate your kind too and we will poison our bodies so we would still be useless after death.

:^)

>>12045029
You bullied Alice enough years ago, please stop.

>>12045029
>Alice for bullying
You're horrible, please die.

>>12045029
>Alice for bullying

Guys, stop hating Dan and yourselves
I love you all
Yes, even you

>>12045029
>If you wait until you master everything before you release anything, you'll never do anything at all!

This is exactly what I've been doing all this time and it's true! What incredible wisdom, what insight! As expected of master Dan Kim.

>tfw still no outlet to produce any art because of laziness and fear of commitment so i grind art in the shadows eternally

>>12045026

Don't be so tsun tsun, anon-kun.

>>12045047
No you don't, liar.

>>12045027
>sides and orbits
Shouldn't you go back to /abv/?

>>12045026
Yes yes you are a happy sheep

>>12045048
>>tfw
>>>/abv/

Fucking hate when drawfags pull this social calculus bullshit.

>>12045057
>social calculus
What the hell is that?

>>12045029
Dan can you please draw a panel where someone hiccups and you ask them if they're sick?

Thanks!

>>12045054
>>12045056
>>>/abv/

>>12045057
What is social calculus

>>12045062
>>>/abv/

>>12045052
It's true
I've been with you since the beginning /jp/, and will stick by you on this board through both good and bad.
Why? Because ラブ

>>12045029
>It may take years, but that's fine.
Thank us for repeating it to nausea

>>12045062
>>12045056
It's been so long since I've seen the ol' abv redirect that I thought you were redirecting to /adv/.

>>12045060
You know, when they put on the guise of inoffensiveness and geniality so people don't have a reason to hate their drawings.

Preemptive self-deprecation also falls under this category. People get so fucking weird when their art is involved.

>>12045072
Thanks, I'll remember this next time some shitty artist tries to pull social calculus jewry on me.

>>12045072
I don't understand, can you give an example of him pulling this shit?

>>12045072
It's more like you feel your art is shit, but you know its not to other people. At least you hope it's not. But because you're afraid of people saying it's bad you say it's bad preemptively so if it turns out that it really is bad you and everyone else knows you felt it was bad along. Or something like that.

>>12045072
So wait, social calculus is a form of social manipulation were they force you to see them in a particular fashion, so you judgement on their art will also be affected?

>>12045072
how the fuck are artists supposed to politely present their shit then? do they just say "hey everyone I'm a fucking legendary artist, look at my fucking masterpieces yo!"

>>12045078
I don't see how "not being an asshole" constitutes a magnificent ploy.

>>12045072
Where's the calculus in that? Fuck you too.

HEY EVERYONE
LOOK AT MY FUCKING AWESOME PICTURES I DREW IT IN ONLY 1 MINUTE THOUGH NO EFFORT

DON'T LIKE IT? GET YOUR EYES CHECKED FAGGOT
YEAH THAT'S NOT A PERSPECTIVE MISTAKE THAT'S MY STYLE
FUCK YOU YOU CAN'T DRAW BETTER THAN ME YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO COMMENT

>>12045088
Anonymously and pretending they got it from pixiv or some booru.

Are you stupid?

>>12045088
>how the fuck are artists supposed to politely present their shit then?
"hi I'm Anon, this is my shit. I hope you like it "
something like this?

>>12045097
want me to redline it?

>>12045085
Because it's a false front. No one behaves like that normally, especially not on the internet. It's like a tripfag only keeping his trip when he's saying things he knows will get him positive feedback.

>>12045097
Dan "the badass" Kim

>>12045097
Yes, you are funny. Go die already, hell needs some comedians too.

>>12045103
Please.

>>12045082
Exactly. You're trying to jew them into only saying nice things about your art.

>>12045104
All tripfags are putting up fronts, which you would be able to see if you compared their posting to how they would post anonymously. People just have different faces for different purposes.

>>12045097
It's ____shit!

>>12045109
That looks much better than saying your drawing is better. And if you don't say anything at all you might come off as trying to show yourself. I think being humble even when you think you're skilled is the best way to go.

>>12045111
it's stupid and annoying.

>>12045103
HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST THAT ANYTHING COULD POSSIBLY BE IMPROVED I AM THE BEST AND ALSO SO MODEST I AM NOT MAD AT ALL YOU FUCKING BABY

>>12045118
good now improve your shitty writing

>>12045115
Well whatever, I'm not trying to single out Dan Kim here or anything, if this is really him posting. 99% of drawfags on 4chan do this.

>>12045124
cute as hell, dude

>>12045118
Please erase your ugly drawings... then afterwards erase your ugly face....!!!!

>>12045097
>>12045118
Such condescending attitude can only mean that Dan Kim finally transcended mortal life and was reborn into the Pure Land as a tsundere drill hair ojou-sama.

Abstain from the evils of the 3D world, and you too may break through the veil of Maya and be incarnated as a pure 2D girl. Hail Amitabha Buddha! Hail Amitabha Buddha!

>>12045140
>tsundere drill hair ojou-sama.
As expected of dan, even in 2D he manages to be the worst out of everything.

>>12045118
>>12045097
Dan, are you a rich NEET like was said earlier in the thread, or do you have a day job like some faggot normie?

>>12045109
>jew them
So wanting people to say nice things is being a jew? I'm not sure what that has to do with jews, but ok.

>>12045144
>tsundere drill hair ojou-sama
>worst
I'm not even the same guy, but this is outraging.

>>12045104
90% of the time when I post I'm not being a flaming asshole, and when I am being a flaming asshole I'm doing it because I'm anonymous.

>>12045104
>false front
You mean like everybody in the world has, online or off?

>>12045148
Of course it is, worst is too little for what they are.

>>12045140
Since dan is a balding faggot it only makes sense that he become a deko ojousama.

>>12045144
Them's fighting words, Anonymous. The drill-haired rich girl archetype is perfect and immaculate.

It can only be further improved by glasses. It pains me that there aren't enough ojou-sama type characters with glasses and drill hair.

Hey Dan, make a flock room so we can draw together and we can hear your wizard stories.

>>12045156
seeing glasses on a girl make me physically ill

>>12045156
The only correct thing is the glasses part, everything else on your post is nothing more than trash.

>>12045162
Fuck you.

>>12045162
>not liking glasses Homu

>>12045118
>>12045108

>>12045162
You are wrong.

>>12045169
I was once casually enjoying some otherwise fine H content and then the girl put on glasses and I lost my erection explain that if I'm so wrong.

>>12045118
I like the one on the right.

>>12045165
>implying that's Homu

>>12045172
You might be right about being sick seeing them, but you are wrong fundamentally as a person.

>>12045165
madoka is for girls and /a/

>>12045167
Looks like shit.

>>12045162

>Now THAT is some shit taste.

>>12045178
>>12045181
Whatever, dudes, glasses are definitely gross.

>>12045167
Why did you fuck up her gang sign?

C L

CAKE LYFE

>>12045172
I've seen the Platonic Idea of "cute girl" and I can confirm that she wears glasses.

>>12045165
>>12045177
>>12045181
Please kill yourself /a/spies.

>>12045184
Story checks out.

>>12045183
Because he's a pretentious faggot who can't draw.

>>12045182
How about this?

>>12045191
I just can't ignore the glasses. They really piss me off.

Hey Dan could you please start the next OC thread with one of your supercute flawless art pieces? Our old one is almost gone.

>>12045193
I used to be like you. You will understand one day, because everyone's life follows the same path as mine.

>>12045193
You are only enraged by them because you subconsciously realize that glasses-girls are perfect and that you can never attain that perfection.

>>12045184
Glasses a shit, it's nothing ideal.

>>12045187
Madoka doesn't wear glasses you dirty heathen.

>>12045199
Or maybe I subconsciously don't want my offspring to have broken eyes.

>>12045194
Nah, I should get off /jp/ and try to do fix this comic page.

However please continue posting these delicious megane angels.

>>12045204
Yes she does, in her ultimate form. It's right there.

Maybe you need glasses. You should get that checked out, anon.

>>12045203
>>12045203
>Nah
wow dude fuck you

>>12045202
I'll break them just for you~

This thread a shit.

>>12045215
This thread IS shit.

>>12045207
No she doesn't. Madoka is perfected pureness. Her ultimate form has such good eyes they turn golden. She can see everything and save everyone.

Glasses are the sign of the devil.

>>12045218
Your 2hu a shit.

>>12045215
It's about shit, of course it would be.

>>12045218
Don't fucking correct me again.

>>12045211
Seems like someone else is taking care of it anyway. I'll post something in the current /oc/ thread, though, to make it available.

>>12045202
But that makes no sense. Glasses are a sexual ornamentation, like the tails of peacocks or antlers of deer. Their presence informs you that the girl wearing them was able to survive to breeding age despite carrying a visual handicap, and is therefore an ideal mate. The thicker and more obstructive her glasses are, the more desirable she is as a wife, much in the same way that a buck with majestic antlers is considered a quality mate.

Upon seeing a glasses-girl, the first instinct of every red-blooded man should be to ejaculate inside her until she is impregnated, such that she can bear many healthy and virile offspring.

>>12045227
Really? Who? Is he as good an artist as you are? I can't accept anything less.

>>12045230
You aren't setting the bar too high.

Draw Remilia Ojou-sama or I steal your fumos.

>>12045233
I know, it's /jp/ we're talking about. The bar is normally extremely low low so dan kim quality is a fine compromise.

>>12045236
Fair enough.

>>12045236
Yeah, this isn't /ic/ or anything.

So who is kicking off the next oc thread?

>>12045247
you are!

now get at it

>>12045247
>>12045236
>>12045230

Okay, created the thread.
>>12045249

>>12044880
You don't jump at the peak of a mountain, you climb it step by step. And don't take things too seriously, it requires tremendous willpower, and it's next to impossible to hold everything in your head.

Sorry if my ignorance was offending, since I don't know anything about you.

>>12045261
Fuck off with your spoilers.

>>12044995
I always liked your "serious" style, Dan. Your cutesy style is ok.

Now draw me some ojousama in her full regalia. Blonde and busty.

>>12045261

I'm the kind of person that needs to jump at the peak. I feel like a dude born with no arms, everyone else learns but I stay the same no matter what I learn and how I try to implement it. I'll still jump up and down from the base like an idiot until I get tired though. I'm too stubborn to give up forever.

>mfw I can draw better than that guy

>>12045374
show pls

>>12045376
He won't because he can't draw at all. He prefers to attract attention to himself and post ebic meme pictures instead

>>12045384
Dan pls go

I wonder how far Dan's madness has progressed

>>12044753
He's had the suit for years and can count the amount of times he's used it with fingers of a single hand. It's only coincidence that it fits after all this time and luckily, suits don't go out of style.

>>12045374
Fuck off /v/ermin

>>12045508
are you a dan kim otaku? that's some pretty specific info.

>>12045517
He probably made it up, but it's also probably correct.
Probably knows from experience, I too have a suit like that.

>>12045121
More like 99% of human beings. If you can't even react to such basic social interaction as this maybe even the internet is too advanced for you.

has dan kim EVER had a girlfriend?

>>12045629
Of course. He's rolling in pussy.

>>12045638
Wow! He's got social anxiety issues just like us! This comic is so relatable, Dan Kim is the best!

>>12045638
what's up with the skelly?

>>12045629
I hope not! I hate normalfags.

>>12045673

It's his boner.

>>12045730
wowee that's some metaphor

>>12045730
This joke would have worked even without suprise box.

>>12044664
I heard someone once emailed him qt pantyshots and he told them to stop.
I don't think he's a irl ped.

>>12045499
Dan's comics were the best thing about Elfinlied.

>>12045638
Dan's ladyfriend is pretty hot.

>>12046777
I think everyone lowers his standards when they become old. It's a comic. She may not be so pretty in RL.

>>12046788
I think she is. I doubt he invited her because "shes ugly and he has a shot at her" but because she's pretty and he wanted to "show off". Doesn't work so well for him.

>>12044927

Dan, what drawing program do you use?

>>12044629
why waste your finger atp just to reply to dis?